Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Merlin has gone good yeah i was just [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► watching the music video for in excesses [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► mediate who which one the MTV Music [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► Video Award for something this best [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► video back in the old times i don't know [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► if you remember mediate the song but [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► it's the one where where they just say [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► words that rhyme with mediate how / like [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► all along it doesn't have a course and [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► the video is the hem standing in some [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► kind of industrial area doing the Bob [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► Dylan don't look back and say it sounds [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► like a subterranean we didn't start the [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► fire textual that's exactly right and he [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► just said but they actually do they [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► actually cop the like word on a piece of [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► paper flip thing that's fresh and that [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► room and they want an award and I [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► remember and this is you know this is [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► the era of course where they were also [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► wearing like jeans to cheat [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► strategically rip knees her and little [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► round glasses and and the sixties we're [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► gonna uh-huh [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► it was so awful and you know this is [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► what passed for this was what passed for [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► like like culture when we were we were [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► just we were at the dawn of our lives [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► were sitting there just like what's [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► gonna happen to us what amazing things [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► going to happen to us [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► this was the best part of it can I i [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► mean i don't watch the video while [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► recording kind i'm going to guess kind [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► of get some words [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► okay go ahead Watergate no I don't think [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► so gr8 m8 she's great no let me do you [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► want me to read them to you sure [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► hallucinate [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► k segregate because they make this a [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► great gate spelled desegregate who [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► mediates right that's title song mediate [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► alleviate mhm and here's that I was what [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► was I remember the first time I heard [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► the song i was listening I was like [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► alright alright segregating behind that [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► mediate and then the fifth thing it says [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► the fifth lyric is try not eight try not [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► to hate try not to try not to hate that [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► doesn't doesn't really rhyme with [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► mediate given up kind of early on that [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► 1i think I mean it's like try not to [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► hate but not try not to hate cannot hate [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► love your mate [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► don't suffocate on your own hate all [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► right we've already used hate in try not [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► to hate [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► don't suffocate on your own hey time for [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► this for this to work it has to be a [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► like okay we'll take x-rays I need to [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► rhyme with me out like you gotta build a [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► little story out of that [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► yeah yeah and later I don't want to be [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► repeating a lot of stuff in the first [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► act like that like its storytelling [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► designate your love as fate what what [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► the fuck does that mean we'll see that's [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► the Australian shit right there natured [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► love is faid Richard Nixon Watergate [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► he's great on a plane oneworld state now [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► it's getting a little baby is getting [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► real now that as human freight the [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► number eight [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► okay it goes downhill from there i was i [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► was hoping what the reason i got started [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► listening to the song as I was hoping [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► that it said innovate sure because come [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► on i'm looking for every opportunity I [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► can to get in on this innovation sphere [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► yeah and I wanted to say innovate so [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► that i could repurpose the song as a [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► kind of as a kind of pain to innovation [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► oh this is not good appreciate fabricate [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► emulate the truth dilate yeah like [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► pretty Kate has sex ornate what now [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► devastate appreciate depreciate [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► fabricate emulate the truth dilate yeah [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► everybody starts to repeat because these [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► Peaks it feels like he's he said it all [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► libera to liberate liberate liberate to [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► annihilate atomic fate [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► no but it's a little bit gets a little [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► bit of the portion measure current is [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► today's headlines [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► yeah but but but but no innovate in all [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► it is easy designate your love John [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► what's the message of the song is it is [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► it is it one of those like our right now [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► Van Halen time songs where it's just it [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► feels more like a right here right now [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► is it supposed to be like shit is real [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► this is happening [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► yeah that's right that's why I think [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► that's exactly right it's it-it-it its [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► political without actually saying [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► anything about what should be different [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► let alone what already is there [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► yeah it touches on some things [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► desegregation it touches on one one [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► world government which i'm not sure they [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► fully understood what they were saying [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► gravitate the earth sound wait its [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► there's a lot of pro sex talk and [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► radiate we all rotate and I don't know [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► whether that was 1998 he meant or at 98 [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► miles per second overhead 98 degrees on [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► that this got a second pass John I think [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► this is this is a metric pressure [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► yeah well guilt debate the edge serrate [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► a better rate the youth irate see it's [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► got irate youth in there so it did it [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► but i think it was a time when you could [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► just see it a couple years ago I don't [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► know if you remember jonathan coulton [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► and I made a a christmas album idea we [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► have your argument and oh you're one of [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► the few ornaments that didn't break in [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► shipping about I without the box without [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► puts things in it that nice huh [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► but a we needed a Hanukkah song alright [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► sure and so is this is this is that did [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► the one truly great Hanukkah song [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► yeah the one truly great Hanukkah song [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► other than a dreidel dreidel dreidel is [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► which is a Hanukkah song right now I [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► know I know [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► it's a I we wrote wikipedia Hanukkah [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► which was me reading the wikipedia entry [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► for hanukkah over a funky Jam and I [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► thought in the spirit of INXS is mediate [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► this was going to be a this could be a [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► smash hit [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► uh-huh and and like people accuse me of [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► phoned it in on that song that's the [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► joke [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► yeah but also i spent a lot of time [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► learning how to pronounce those biblical [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► era it's not like in a holdup in browser [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► in the studio and i started reading you [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► have to do some tell music scholarship i [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► did i had to move it and and so I'm a [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► little mad actually the kind you know [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► that in excess could get I mean they [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► have a they have a million-and-a-half [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► use of this of this song and that look [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► it doesn't even look like I'm just [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► looking at the thumbnail that it's in [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► color [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► he's on the wrong side of the screen it [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► doesn't he doesn't look like [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► subterranean homesick blues external [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► don't pay that and and they walk out [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► there did look at various denim jean and [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► various like you know you remember the [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► band world party now heís got Carla [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► Wallin timer glasses got Carl wall and [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► Rollins Ballinger falling on hammer [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► while your hammer said from tomorrow I [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► don't want to say on this ship of fools [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► is great i love the waterboys John are [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► using the waterboys that's the same guy [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► from the waterboys not the same time [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► Mike Scott the main guy fucks Comrade [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► Stalin said they become too westernized [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► that that's Mike Scott yeah you that the [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► other guy from the waterboys is the guy [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► from world party uh-huh [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► I had no idea that the excess classes [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► whoa yeah my mom wanted more LOL kdj [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► roll party just came out of nowhere I [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► just thought they were just like you [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► know like world water boys were very [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► important they had important music MMA [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► their music was very important [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► it's also many seeds yeah I think hold [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► the moon is one of the great songs to [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► wonderful song i saw the crash [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► sent you know there's a lot of jingle [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► jangle in that dont le zie called kala [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► Wallin my mother is iucn bang on the [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► keyboard that video i Goti please bang [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► on the keyboard knows huh you see the o [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► the moon now you at the image i sent you [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► well then let me see your informed [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► consent on skype but you have to login [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► I don't see that may present you're not [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► suggesting his papers i'm looking [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► through my papers I don't see any images [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► you sent me a sexy on the text [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► Oh texting stop sending things in skype [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► because it wants you to login even [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► though you're already using skype so i [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► stopped sending things to you and Skye [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► does this here [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► yeah WTF begin looking out on the big [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► screen I'm oh my goodness I'm so proud [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► of my daughter for this struggle with a [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► big award my daughter did every stitch [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► of this herself [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► yeah except for one important part that [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► I wanted cuteness the one pic did did [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► she didn't also by the black electrical [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► tape or whatever your shoulders my [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► gorilla tape I let her use son now but [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► this is ok so she killed it with this on [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► my god facts about arrow pointing to [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► Amelia Earhart when she was when she was [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► a teen she cut her hair inch by inch so [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► her mom didn't notice so much i was [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► looking at is a large poster board up [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► for her Amelia Earhart you have to do a [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► project on somebody that's important to [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► you and so she didn't Amelia Earhart and [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► so I helped her and I'll help you find [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► some photos and stuff like that but I [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► also i like her handwriting very much [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► but did you do appreciate their just a [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► slightly right of Center which but she [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► taped on the page is it a I've no I'm [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► not just the first first pitch [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► Amelia Arizona wikipedia oh yeah i know [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► i did see that that was right out of my [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► pocket I is my report [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► yeah I mean she did some original [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► scholarship we watch documentary she [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► drew clouds she true what's the name of [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► that island that are the island should [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► brought us a call the name of the [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► rikki-tikki-tavi rikki-tikki-tavi the [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► island hawaii that looks like a steak [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► that's a very small island as a hard [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► target to hit stick island hard target [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► but so so I see this I walk in [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► and I'm like oh my god you did [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► everything on this except the letters [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► mommy helped with the letters and she's [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► like now she did the letters to the [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► prettiest used to one is an l think [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► they're great [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► is this a nice report it's nice but what [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► are you gonna do about that the fact [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► that that the the page is just a copy [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► from well now if you go and read you [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► know Amelia are here so this is her [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► report part she always liked to quote [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► unquote boy stuff when she was a kid she [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► and the neighborhood kids made a roller [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► coaster and center and she would do I [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► wish I I don't even I said don't correct [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► the spelling this is perfect put this on [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► I love it but I do it's funny because I [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► can 88 i always forget about 21 printing [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► and I do print I forget two things I [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► forget about comments and forget about [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► footnotes so I go to print a recipe and [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► I think oh no problem I can see this is [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► like what its gonna be 34 pages i forget [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► about the comments so also it just [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► starts printing and print dress case [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► they forgot about footnotes so I printed [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► out the 58 pages of amelia earhart's [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► wikipedia entry just so we could refer [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► to in fact check [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► no comments or footnotes comments or [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► foot the kind of footnote I suppose [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► yeah i don't i don't print it's one of [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► those things you should know about me i [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► didn't need to print but the print now I [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► don't print I don't fax I don't I don't [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► print sign and write that Bob I sell [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► anything that I don't sprinkle like I [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► don't staple i don't i knows i can't [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► figure it out tonight so i just wanna [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► hang with your daughter huh [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► I we want yeah you know it's funny you [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► know we watched like literally yesterday [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► i'll tell you what we watch later today [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► we watch sad sweet three we will know we [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► watched I heard this better than it [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► seems we watch sad sweetheart of the [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► rodeo featuring a young John Roderick [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► mando you did not we see my pivot there [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► are pivoting on any sky [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► yeah I don't have a very very fun video [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► it's a fun video I feel like if you [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► watch the set sweetheart of the rodeo [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► video you will feel if you're following [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► along the narrative at all [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► you're going to notice right in the sort [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► of center of the heart of the second [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► part of the the film the film experience [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► there's a you know and this music video [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► costs are you ready $500,000 wow it [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► looks expect another thing that sucks [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► about the copy that's up is really kind [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► of crappy quality i remember i watch [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► that from the first time I was aware of [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► you and aware of harvey danger and your [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► relationship now let's talk i love that [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► i thought was a great video that's a lot [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► of money [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► it's a lot of money with a friend in [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► London was that Leonardo recoupable [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► revocable but i'm sure it was at the [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► very tail end of a time when you would [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► spend 500 thousand dollars on the a [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► music video [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► wow you hire her a Hollywood actress to [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► be in it [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► hollywood actress in it and you know and [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► the guy that was making the video right [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► it was that like that was his year he [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► was that was getting was getting paid [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► nobody was getting paid [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► yeah i think i paid em but right at the [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► center of the film the narrative of [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► course [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► spoiler alert is a woman whose [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► daydreaming about having a bit different [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► better more interesting like the one she [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► has inches fantasizing they slowly [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► introduce these elements that are little [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► magically real were like more and more [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► like she starts hallucinating things [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► that about Cowboys that are taking place [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► in her office space we actually entered [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► everything starting to get rodeoed right [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► rodeo it out and so Ione Skye current [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► wife of benleah the Australian guitar [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► player currently am and and daughter i [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► don't know if you knew this Donovan to [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► your friends with on Facebook [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► that's right one I'm and friends with [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► Ben and Ione although i haven't seen her [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► in a long time not since she tied me up [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► in this music video yeah but halfway to [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► get tied up in a lot of videos we [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► watched blue diamonds after you get a [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► complete a nice to get tied up in that [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► video actually the more I think about it [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► I'm that should have been a theme [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► running through all my videos and now [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► i'm super embarrassed that I didn't [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► think about 15 years depressive there [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► was I could have just been let every [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► video I'm tied up that would've made my [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► videos better because I would have been [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► fucking dancing around anyway have fun [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► to do right at the heart of the film [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► there's a moment when [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► she opens the door to her boss's office [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► and she's walking in to deliver some [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► papers to her boss she opens the door [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► but instead of her boss's office [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► it's a long dirt walk across a rodeo [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► field and her boss is sitting at his [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► desk wearing a cowboy hat and she she [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► makes the walk and puts the papers on [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► his desk and then there's the switches [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► the scene switches or something that's [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► that's that's key moment in establishing [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► the character of the boss [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► mmm the boss is me I am the boss and if [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► you watch the video very closely you'll [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► never walk that I never got that see her [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► walk across the field [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► why would you want a short sleeve shirt [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► for the boss because cowboy cowboy boss [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► when you tied up the end your cookie [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► work for NASA well so this is the beers [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► the best the problem right you don't [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► make a connection between the between [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► cowboy boss in the middle of the film [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► and the person getting tied up at the [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► end the guy getting tied up with the [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► engine seems like a co-worker i I've [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► seen this since dozen times I've never [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► made that connection so there I am are [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► you in the scene with the cowboy hat as [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► the boss I am the cowboy hat boss how [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► much you would never know it because the [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► shot was made from like 80 feet away and [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► associate she walks across the field to [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► put your papers on the desk the boss is [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► sitting there with his pad on that's me [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► i'm sitting there I spent an entire day [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► sitting in that field for that to second [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► shot and i said at the time you know [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► like I'm not a guy that's going to sit [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► around a music video shoot and not offer [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► a few suggestions i said hey I think you [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► want one close up shot on the boss and [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► her putting the papers down on his desk [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► to establish what's happening here [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► because this is this the this is this [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► gonna be call back later you're gonna [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► want it to be clear you are tying up at [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► the end you can really see your face at [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► the end either it does not read as John [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► Roderick because that's what they call [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► that well with the little three-point I [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► what's that called hot not hogtied where [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► they call that [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► yeah Hawk time yeah but like when you [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► tie the calves like three lives together [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► sometime [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► it doesn't read as you it does not read [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► his cowboy hat boss em and they didn't [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► take your note on that the guy who was [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► making music videos about it was about [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► 11 hours older than I was [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► he had it all figured out is big-time [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► Hollywood music video director getting [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► paid $500,000 and I was the keyboard [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► player in the band and so no nobody took [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► my note and then the video came out it [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► was like hey good job [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► it doesn't make there's no story here [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► you had a story now it's just a series [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► of collect it's just a bunch of [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► collected images all piled on top of [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► each other there's no that's different [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► that is a different that is a different [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► video because that is a story that is [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► that she traps at the end rather than [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► just singing like she's deranged exactly [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► right because that became real [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► if she's just tying up some co-worker [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► who stand in front of a copy machine [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► then she's a lunatic it's only an intern [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► like she's tying up the intern [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► yeah and this video is a tragedy mm [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► whereas if you had established the boss [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► character then yes this video is like a [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► revenge fantasy she's she is the [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► triumphant hero so also i mean like not [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► live underground you know when i hear i [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► know i hear you that's Robert recoupable [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► also you know there's a great tradition [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► whether you're talking about an eighties [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► movie or knees video or many other [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► eighties things there's like the the [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► mean boss not just talking 925 I'm [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► talking about like the kind of like who [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► the Dean who eventually jumps in the [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► pool like that even work in warmer like [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► you've got to establish that you've got [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► to show her being oppressed by the sky [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► that if there's anyone who is the [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► antagonist I it if it exists it's either [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► her reality or maybe her boyfriend [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► because her boyfriend you know she sit [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► on the couch with em he's pretty dull [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► you know that the Mike Squires is in [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► that music video and he gets a nice [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► antagonistic moment how many takes did [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► it take to get Mike Squires sorry just [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► thinking of all the flashy yeah [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► he gets in there uh with his little like [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► he gives her a covetous glances nice as [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► their as they pass in the copy room he [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► is a co-worker well lascivious coworker [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► and looks at her salaciously and so he [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► got a little star turn Mike Squires nice [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► but I was just a you know I could you [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► could have had a paper doll [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► yeah in place of me and that a shame [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► it's just it's a damn shame that you [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► have to really scrubbable yeah sure you [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► even see me [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► I think we started our daughter little [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► because the scene where it's sean my [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► favorite part of the song my favorite [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► part of the video [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► Sean you know Sean God he's such a [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► performer he cannot be performing he's [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► so big and he's install a system the [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► catchy and as one [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► my wife and I we haven't listened to [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► this song on purpose because we don't [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► like it because it hasn't come up in a [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► while but as one we both go the Marlboro [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► Man that of cancer was a rocket [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► scientist when he was alive haha my [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► daughter looked at us like we were out [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► of our money on labor he's got a lot of [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► flavor what's a lot of spin on the ball [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► and then we watched you guys this is the [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► weirdest lineup will align up a few guys [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► and you're having some lady was for [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► Seattle TV show but it was weird fucking [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► lineup [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► it was you sean michael on drums and [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► handsome guy on base [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► yeah I don't know what now when is that [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► from so accomplished wires and Eric why [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► wasn't this is all this is the redox [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► it's the reader huh that y know Eric [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► okay yeah it's the 2016 10 2013 I never [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► remember his name but he was always nice [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► and very handsome he's very very and so [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► tell me his name [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► are you sure you don't remember [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► One Bowl as any state of your house [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► yes-ish your turn [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► pert bro Bobby know it's his name is [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► Andy fits [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► he's one of the great musicians of [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► Seattle and if it has played on a lot of [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► Records he's a calm extremely is calm [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► and calming he's a wonderful guy he's [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► going to back out of a hard time right [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► oh no i'm sorry i'm meeting him later [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► today as a matter of all please tell me [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► i said hi [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► well here's the prayer i guess so i have [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► a problem no problem is [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► last night i got an email from a friend [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► you may know you may have heard of [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► George Meyer founder of the simpsons oh [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► yeah right he said great [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► no no that's the other founder of the [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► simpsons and he passed away about a [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► tragedy [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► George was his friend but also one of [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► the one of the developers of the [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► simpsons yes right Kiki ever sent me a [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► nice email you said you want to go to a [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► baseball game i said yeah i do want to [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► go to a baseball game he said great any [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► day this week [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► good and I said you know what any day [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► this week i will go to a baseball game [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► and he said great I'll get right back to [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► you wanna take a look at the schedule [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► and I said awesome and then I was very [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► excited i was going to a baseball game [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► with George nothing wrong with that [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► walked around for a few hours good [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► thinking about the baseball game with [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► your job is going to go to sometime this [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► week then i get a message from my friend [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► Andy fits who's one of my favorite [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► musicians and lovely man he said go [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► through a little bit of thing we want to [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► get together for some something [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► something and i was like of course I [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► want to be there for my friend Andy want [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► to meetup want to get maybe a bowl of [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► fun talk about some stuff throw it [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► around two guys mano-a-mano so I was [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► like well let's get together tomorrow it [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► seems like we should you know the the [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► the conversation should just get [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► commenced upon right yeah somebody's [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► like having a time stand long I'm scared [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► where this is [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► on immediately I get an email from [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► Georgetown you want to the baseball game [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► tomorrow night I'm like but i just made [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► a plan [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► I didn't have anything to do all week [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► this is how it always happens i just [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► made a plan to go hang out with my [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► friend who's gone through a patch and [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► now that's the exact time that George [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► wants to go to the baseball game and now [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► oh no right because i don't want to you [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► know you don't want to say no to anybody [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► you don't want to go you don't want to [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► call your friends having hard times they [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► can you postpone your hard time one it [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► sounds like the reason you're going to [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► get him sounds like you're trying to get [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► out of it [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► yeah right all my friends have a hard [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► time I told him I had two go hand you're [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► just gonna be like I thought you said [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► you free always said you can't bring [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► yourself to say my kids sick like that's [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► yeah right [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► oh you have it yeah I got some friend of [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► Mines whatever I can why didn't you just [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► say you didn't want to go to the [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► baseball game so then the second so then [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► he offers me the second option which is [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► friday night which is the beginning [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► memorial day and then and that is I [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► didn't even think like that friday was [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► in play i was like i'm available all [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► every day this week went by which i [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► meant monday tuesday wednesday thursday [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► because you know friday memorial day [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► it's like to be on the in the RV on the [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► open road so he comes back with George [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► comes back with two baseball game [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► opportunities and and all the sudden I'm [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► just like door uh so i have to write [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► back and say what I meant was tuesday [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► wednesday thursday and then I sound like [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► it like a dingaling we do you do like [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► but I can't cancel on Andi and I can't [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► you know I can't change memorial day so [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► it went from i went from walking around [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► on my tippy-toes thinking about going to [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► the baseball game with George to here i [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► am again here i am again on my own [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► going down the only road i've ever known [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► yeah which is the road of song like a [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► drifter your I was born to walk alone [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► alone alone alone alone alone run me da [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► cheese great Watergate conjugate [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► innovative entrepreneur eight [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► so those are the sixties you know you [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► know I'm you know that I man in excess [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► defender but I also one of the big time [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► INXS haters [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► yeah it's one of those many things I [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► avoid talking to me about INXS we're [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► talking about in excess or listening to [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► index which would make you happier i'm [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► not i'm not a huge fan [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► you don't like it except I didn't say [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► that I didn't say that I 60 more dollars [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► for years you dined out of that hole [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► like I'm not a fan thing and now you're [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► all of your fan of everything now be [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► wrong i'm a huge Bob Dylan fans yeah see [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► yeah I the tides have turned you are the [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► old crunching guy who doesn't like [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► things and I love every oh my god i sold [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► my combs haha i know uh captain america [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► captain my America a four-star superhero [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► i love it also effective [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► um no it's because that I super super [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► like like almost half a half a dozen of [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► their songs and then I just kind of [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► really don't like a bunch of them we [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► talked about one time and take a little [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► ugly use between you and me rapport with [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► our with our listeners know this was [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► with me so you and I were talking about [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► in excess and it got ugly [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► well no I avoided it before got two of [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► the I like the one thing that's great [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► song i like the dream on white girl [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► white boy black girl white boy i like [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► that song a lot it has a different title [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► because the eighties you give a title [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► that wasn't in the song [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► yeah there's that I like that song is [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► about em down down [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► shoosh bah-bah-bah you know I didn't [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► like super salad bar like I didn't like [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► that era mi know but but but the soup [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► and salad bar so someone didn't like [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► that one not know that's not very good [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► ok also never tear us apart is a great [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► song [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► yeah okay yeah you know what I went like [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► that's good there come on that's a [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► really good song and that's later period [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► so it at the thing you want to do with [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► in excess and say like REM know all the [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► shit in the early days was good and all [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► the later stuff is bad you pull depeche [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► mode right but that does not work with [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► in excess because there is garbage in [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► the garbage out this terrible songs at [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► the beginning terrible songs at the end [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► but then how do you account for the [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► great songs at the beginning and the [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► great songs at the end you can account [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► for them unless you can let you make an [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► actual study of this you gotta really [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► get in there you gotta put on some [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► gloves it has mass suit you wait into [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► the XS and the thing about it is beyond [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► my impression of INXS is that they wrote [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► democratically right they never kicked [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► the drummer out they never there's no [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► change its INXS the entire time all of [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► the bros and nobody steps forward as [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► like well I'm kind of the genius here [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► well that with the media it's long has [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► 11 writer on it who is a man called [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► Andrew Farriss with ok two arms and two [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► S's ok so he's a member of the band [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► yes Andrew Farriss so maybe they're [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► right and he got the glasses now he's a [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► singer singer singer [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► no Michael Hutchence is the single [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► michael hutchence famous michael [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► hutchence hmm michael hutchence [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► everybody acknowledges alive did he take [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► his own life [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► no yeah it's not clear that i had one of [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► those countries situations yeah okay all [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► right now said but but you know you got [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► the impression that they really worked [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► as a band to change i like don't change [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► oh my god it's one of the great songs [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► great that's great i still walk along [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► and uh change down now and they had the [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► don't change music video [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► who is that they had a really good idea [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► really good idea which was that they [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► were going to play they're going to get [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► into the back of a pickup truck and [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► drive away while still playing the song [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► but what do you do with the drummer [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► alright so everybody gets in all the [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► bass player jumps in the guitar player [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► they're all still playing this and then [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► he'll hit defender or something at yeah [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► yeah he did [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► yes he's like drumming on the side of [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► the truck and that just doesn't work you [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► can still hear the kick drum in the [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► recording I wasn't convinced [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► yeah I don't like that there's a [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► geodetic right nonny identity music I [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► don't like that [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► mhm its on the screen you should you [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► should be able to hear it and vice versa [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► yeah precious heart I don't know need [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► you tuna they're gross [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► there's so much bad stuff though but I [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► you-know-who 6h it's terrible [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► terrible and yet and I'm i will go all [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► the way to the mass about what entitles [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► there's somebody bad stops all the way [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► devil inside you never inside and give [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► it to inglewood wasn't that's not good [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► what what you need [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► hmm which a lot of people i think if you [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► were using if you were putting the REM [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► overlay on in excess [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► uh-huh what you need would be orange [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► crush right it's the first sign that the [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► worm has turned blue [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► huh and i don't mean the worm has turned [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► into a Shakespearean sense i mean in [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► tequila send literally in the bottle [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► it's turned it's gone it has not turned [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► on you turned to a bad word oh I see you [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► do a little you doing a little sign [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► language stuff here a little bit fine [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► little Foucault pendulum but i'm saying [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► there are a lot of people that are gonna [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► go what you need is with the beginning [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► about it and I'm gonna say no bad access [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► was there all along and good and excess [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► was there all along and what you need [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► actually is in the good excess camp i [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► think i like when the i'm not saying [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► they're trying to do this but i like [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► when they do it in my head they're [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► trying to sound like hoodoo gurus that's [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► the one I like I like that in excess and [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► there's someone they seem like they're [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► trying to some more like I don't know [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► like not sisters of mercy but there they [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► get kinda like he's saying don't go [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► getting too low and it's got all the bam [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► bam kind of stuff i don't like the map [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► stuff that then that what you need has [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► more Batman it's got a lot about that [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► and almost any other song except you're [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► rich mix missionary man who are in [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► missionary man has almost exactly the [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► same amount of Bob as in excess what you [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► need and they're contemporaneous and I [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► think missionary man actually want to [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► mtv music that is about that song [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► yeah have you stored as with the mission [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► and our jam right arrow and the guy in [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► the music video for missionary man looks [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► exactly like the guy from world party [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► oh my goodness go go go look in look [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► immediately [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► mmm i think it's almost maybe is the chi [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► it's hard to watch this without watching [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► it I'm gonna come back to this mission [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► their radio supply have you explored the [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► previous band of her and they store the [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► tourists so what now [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► they were in a new wave power pop man [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► before that called the tourists you're [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► talking about Annie Lennox and Dave [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► Stewart yeah and they do a cover of oh I [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► only want to be with you [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► that is one of the great things let's [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► look right now let's go to one of you do [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► know that that would be fun it [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► yeah go look guys go google on the [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► tourists I only want to be with no not [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► that version with the other version the [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► 2010 film or wandering a florian henckel [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► von donnersmarck now that's director [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► that's kraftwerk cover band literally [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► florian henckel von donnersmarck is the [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► director of the tourists starring now [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► somebody angelina jolie is in it [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► the reason I print a lot is we have we [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► print and we scan we scan things and we [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► print things and i started printing out [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► photos [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► mm do you print out all your emails and [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► put them in a file cabinet prospective [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► only way I can get inbox zero bee-boop [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► that no fuck you were aware how many [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► wait how many folders do you have let me [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► get got a bunch of nada [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► god damn it um yes you do but it's okay [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► i just went full on Roscoe didn't I up [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► to remember the game a dog member flash [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► like they gave him my game a little [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► hound dog is the joke they couldn't have [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► a kid to the show so they added a dog [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► can give him a little dog named flash so [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► now you have you ever noticed that [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► sheriff Rosco p Coltrane is proto Bob [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► Odenkirk [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► how we have right I see that right oh [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► yeah Bob Odenkirk is doing Roscoe p [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► Coltrane right about one-third of his [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► characters that's yeah you know that's [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► finally on the HBO again on there a [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► little streaming channel so i justyou [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► yeah yeah and I think that's one of the [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► shows that didn't belong to HBO you know [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► I it doesn't matter anyway I started [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► watching these shows again it's still [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► doing [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► yeah that's what it comes up a lot of [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► this program and people probably don't [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► know what we're talking about we make a [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► show checks so this is one of those [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► weird things where I you know I i [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► discovered this the other day I was [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► talking to a close friend about some [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► component of the alcohol recovery [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► movement and I realized that she really [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► didn't have a encyclopedic knowledge of [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► like addiction dependency culture and [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► literature and I was a time when [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► everything was 12-step deputy like in [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► the late eighties early nineties there's [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► a giant self-help boom and part of that [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► self-help boom lucky good luck suddenly [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► go to the bookstore this entire section [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► of pink books out of nowhere [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► remember you can always go right [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► together those mainly marketed at women [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► and women love pink so they're all these [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► pink books and everything was a call [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► recovery your recovery they say recovery [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► that is to say that today I think so [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► yeah there are a lot of people in [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► recovery still although it's not it [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► doesn't it doesn't feel like it's quite [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► the cure all that it once was but it was [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► I mean it got I don't sound insensitive [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► because it helped a lot of people but I [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► mean even the template AAA then you got [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► into narcotics anonymous and then I [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► think it became a lot about abuse like [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► wasn't like recovering from a pelican [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► abusive childhood that was up that was a [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► part of it and then it then it got to a [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► point where you could use the tenants or [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► rather it was it was promoted that you [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► could use the tenants of of Alcoholics [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► Anonymous to address almost any issue so [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► that you could you could be in recovery [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► from television you could be four you [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► know from over watching television you [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► could be in recovery from [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► I don't I mean that was the point at [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► which I i got off anything but it was [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► and I'm again I try because it helps you [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► but it was as though anything that was [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► traumatic and difficult or compulsive or [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► anything that preoccupied your mind [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► basement or caused you [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► you know i don't i'm not exactly even [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► sure because i didn't go to all the [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► punchline became a punch line that you [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► know that you're the key know there's [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► several punchlines about a not to make [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► fun of a but just to say like you know [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► maybe you have a problem that becomes a [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► punchline making amends to kinda becomes [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► a punch line but this this person I was [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► talking to was a millennium and she did [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► not you know the millenniums millenniums [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► are gonna make the Dean's look they're [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► gonna make the Generation Y look like [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► the greatest general more like [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► generation why am i right row generation [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► why not [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► sochi they you know didn't come up in [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► this they came up in post recovery irony [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► era sure so she just doesn't even you [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► know and I'm talking to her like oh yeah [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► but I'm gonna happen at all this like [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► with all this 12-step ism that sort of [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► is just in the water where I live and [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► she's like it's almost in a way reset [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► where the one of them the millenniums [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► are like alcohol alcoholics aren't they [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► like people to live under bridges like [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► no no no work with we spent years and [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► years trying to take away the stigma who [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► and now we neglected we didn't end that [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► garden for a little while and all the [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► millenniums like alcoholics that's gross [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► yeah hopefully we have to start all over [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► again we have to start we have to beat [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► them all down with our alcoholic [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► alcoholism like cricket bats [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► it's a cricket but black wax 23 flag so [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► a lot of you know a lot of language a [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► language [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► use but I feel a did you did I ever tell [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► you the story about the time I got a I [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► got a video like that I got texted a [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► video from Dave Stewart no I don't think [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► I know that I'm also just in consultable [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► right now that looks like the the [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► original mtv-style version of this video [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► is just not available the tourists yeah [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► used to be everywhere you'll still get [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► the feeling but it's really it's a [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► really cool a tease video so Dave [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► Stewart texted you a video [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► well yes so I had a friend who was [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► working in the studio in Nashville with [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► Dave Stewart producing and I was like [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► you gotta be kidding me [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► you gotta be kidding me you're working [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► with Dave Stewart I'm kind of a little [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► bit of a superfan [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► yeah and the person I was talking to was [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► also a millennium and they were like oh [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► really who know like he's the producer [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► on the sesh the house like he's the [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► producer on the sesh [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► I bet he is really looking forward to [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► the weekend you get that's not what but [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► he's also like you know major influence [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► on me one of the Great's truly one of [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► the grades and she was like old you want [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► me to like say hi to him for you and I [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► was like that [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► yes I do I don't know why but I do [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► and so a later on that night I get a [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► video of Dave Stewart very close to the [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► camera and honestly a little soused for [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► him saying LOL LOL up [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► hello John ourselves a stick with it [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► keep it keep being it great [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► masinloc who whatever [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► cheers mate and then he turns around and [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► and you know I think you anymore tassa [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► fault that that's literally standing and [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► always turns around maybe is also [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► wearing a top hat [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► members carrying a briefcase [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► that's possibly handcuffed to his wrist [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► and he walks slowly down the hall all [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► the top hat didn't fall off [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► no no it's a little jaunty angle all the [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► way to the end and then he turns to the [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► left but he doesn't like he doesn't [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► smooth he gets to the end stops turns to [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► the left its seeds off-screen like a [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► steampunk basic program yeah and I just [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► felt like wow that just made me that [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► just made my night [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► that's nice no it's nice that the [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► Millennium are thought to to get the [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► holeshot in my coveralls keep these kids [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► today they tear away you don't get more [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► into seconds of video of anything [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► interesting we learned in the age of the [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► handycam is that you got it you got to [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► stay on one thing for a while right and [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► then we'll do that today the kids don't [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► know that today [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► this wasn't a snapchat right this was a [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► this was something else [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► yeah this was that wasn't mine challenge [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► this was a film that she was making just [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► for me and she understood that that that [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► was one old person communicating through [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► that the internet tubes to another old [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► person and she was just an intermediary [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► and she was going to impose her [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► millennium aesthetic on it over because [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► she knew that this old person one [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► well as continuing to perform all the [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► way down the hall and that the other of [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► the old person on the other end of the [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► line was gonna keep watching this video [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► even if he walked to infinity and she [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► was like I'm gonna keep this camera [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► rolling I don't know what you guys are [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► doing [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► I don't even know who you are I'm images [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► of the tourists now and this is an evil [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► this is like I didn't even think [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► Maryland google young Annie Lennox well [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► that how far off i will have a nice week [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► that's how far off I what is the thing [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► forget what they forget is that she's [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► probably pushing 70 so a she looks I [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► mean not that it matters she looks [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► amazing today but like you know she was [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► in her thirties and the earth makes i [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► think god I wish you could see that [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► she's wearing like a little skirt and [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► it's like there's new way of going on [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► and there's it's a white but it's got [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► its got the classic 80s video that the [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► white background and they're like [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► standing on like pedestals and stuff its [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► petals neway pedestal ah [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► you know the other day I was you know we [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► we sometimes talk about Linda Ronstadt [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► yeah and then I was in a thrift store [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► with a friend and she brought over a [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► copy of the Linda Ronstadt album from [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► 1976 where she's actually on roller sky [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► course that us something something USA [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► so much at USA america USA hockey is his [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► burger bank and she's wearing a jacket [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► on then she's that jacket and I pretty [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► sure satin shorts shorts or sound like [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► Jim trunks all or maybe they're [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► terrycloth either would be fine [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► yeah right like there's a part of me [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► that's the understatement shorts not [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► even sure I've ever been with a woman [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► who was wearing terry cloth shorts with [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► a little with little white bunting [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► uh-huh but that imprinted on me in 1976 [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► oh yeah someone of the idea the feminine [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► ideal and I've never I what I don't know [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► why I haven't ever acted that play out [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► yeah but in any case I realized that [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► there's a huge difference for me between [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► pre perm Linda Ronstadt post perm sure [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► and I was not pro perm [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► yeah i was anti Permian tire time that [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► firms were more pressure and affliction [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► they were everywhere my best friend got [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► a perm [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► I didn't like / 13 year old boy with a [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► permanent he deliberately got an afro [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► it's crazy to think you know Clapton all [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► through cream had a prom a giant perm [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► what is happening huh [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► I don't know how women I i clicked on [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► the tourists and I got a bunch of images [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► of fleetwood mac in the studio and I'm [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► not sorry about that either [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► yeah seagull earns it learns from you [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► this is such this is such an old old [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► dude old day to him and joyce joyce [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► meyers George myers lifemate yeah her [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► ok nice double points you know who her [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► father is her father is I don't be [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► creepy but just google people on the [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► internet there are her father is Lorenzo [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► simple junior none other than the [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► creator of Batman alongside William [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► Dozier know [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► haha you're kidding I'm not living in [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► Spain that he's 57 was approached by [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► William Dozier to develop the television [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► series on the common wrote a pilot [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► probably picked up series based on the [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► air for the first four episodes also [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► served as executive story editor fucking [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► Batman do this explains so much [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► hello dude he worked on three days of [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► the Condor he was the screenplay for [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► three days of the Condor I had no idea [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► you love that movie [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► I do and get a screenplay for papillon I [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► am [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► howdy good friends with Maria and I had [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► just know he just passed a couple couple [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► years ago you know she is a best-selling [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► author [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► yeah she did that movie heroes cookies [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► right yeah I know her name is instant I [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► saw her name I instantly recognized her [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► name [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► I'm gonna shoot 0 where did you go [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► Bernadette ok which was a new york times [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► bestselling book about abouts being in [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► Seattle she taught fiction writing at [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► the richard Hugo house [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► it all comes took the call comes around [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► next to which your band used to practice [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► that's right i am basically I i'm [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► basically the founder of the Richard [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► Hugo house it's basically named after [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► they throw you out to make it didn't [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► yeah yeah we're gonna make it after all [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► oh my god it's a analytics of the [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► tourists photographed in 1980 in some [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► kind of little like pearl beaded [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► sleeveless blue go go dress [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► yeah which is coming in she's really [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► wonderful those were the times [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► look at her she said look at Dave like a [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► skinny is he's not anymore i know i know [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► it happens happens to us when you know [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► he's a ginger 2004 guy it's amazing [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► amazing how he's gotten through it [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► here's why because they blocked it [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► fucking they locked the bit the vids got [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► blocked the whole sesh y-block the sash [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► the video contains content from SME [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► whatever that is who is blocked it in [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► your country on copyright is what it [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► feels like to be Canadian things blocked [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► ok just don't get stuff is that true [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► Oh have your service well look what [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► happened with our shirts like we didn't [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► know about this like people buy our [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► shirts in other countries and having [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► like pay all this extra money for [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► clothes w yeah about that [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► well this is the thing about car [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► verse right and that is the thing about [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► commerce commerce is a shitshow yeah and [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► all these always involves money almost [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► always involves money but it's like they [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► are trying with these duties to protect [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► themselves against something right and [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► rather than tax oil appropriately or [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► rather than you know it Ted rather than [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► tax people better making billions [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► they're adding a 19-percent v 82a to a [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► single t-shirt that you're ordering from [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► some ding-a-lings in America it's like [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► really that's how you're going to pay [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► for your for universal public health is [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► what these fuckin duties and the thing [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► is most of the time they're just doing [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► it because America has done a similar [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► thing yeah it's like you talk about free [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► trade bill clinton talk about free trade [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► em free free the trade and this by the [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► time this episode comes out it there [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► won't be much piloted by a teacher so [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► I'm not gonna say bye teacher what i [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► will say is thank you to the people who [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► bought t-shirts as I look at this right [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► now John Roderick people have purchased [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► 1257 rock on the line t-shirts [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► well done people thank you everybody [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► knows that nice people to do that [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► well it is I don't I don't I wouldn't [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► say nice because i think they're getting [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► a wonderful thing they're gonna be [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► wonderful [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► it's so nice isn't she so mad made you [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► so mad when time was like John could [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► make a big deal about this that's fuck [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► it's free money and you said there's no [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► such thing as free money [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► wait a minute what why are you imitating [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► me in the voice of somebody who works in [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► a wake up in the boiler room of a [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► submarine it doesn't know sort of your [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► heart to heart that's what you sound [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► like when you're texting sometimes yeah [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► I told you about that day [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► yeah I said to you I said it all home [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► yeah everybody top had everybody can [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► come here in kc everybody order radical [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► on the line t-shirt got great t-shirt [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► value for their money [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► that's true and now they're going to be [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► able to wear those shirts out it's going [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► to improve [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► move their chances of mating gonna get [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► more tail than Sinatra right because [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► they're gonna they're gonna be wearing [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► the shirt someone is going to look at [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► them from across the crowded dance floor [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► and they're going to say there is a [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► rather than the line listener [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► I too AM erotic on the line listener [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► it's absolutely right let's make whoopie [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► yeah right even if they don't have a lot [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► of finger banging just based on this one [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► shirt I think he knows you knows what [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► people don't care whose finger is where [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► you put it I'm just glad we got you a [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► shirt that's gonna put you in that [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► situation where you can say yay or nay [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► em right under I have learned that a lot [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► of our listeners are millenniums yeah [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► and they have all kinds of weird sex [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► with each other we have only about this [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► yeah but sex and they keep their [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► virginity thought that's twice what I [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► got keep talking about it because I [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► think it's great i've been thinking [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► about it a lot [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► I've been thinking about it a lot it's [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► it's really a new age it is a new age [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► think about you all the versions out [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► there who walk around here like these [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► kids are really sophisticated but [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► they're still virgins but banging but [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► the Virgin's yeah but bangin but being [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► virgins bad [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► no I don't accept the recommendation by [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► an accessory bamm-bamm but being virgins [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► I would reevaluate their whole career [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► but it's too late now you can feel it in [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► your gut [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► you'll be banging in the but I'm wow [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► that's why you need to do you like gurus [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► they were hot for a while I think the [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► Australian yeah well who gurus were one [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► of those bands that were like proto [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► ma'am [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► they were like rootsy they would like it [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► was a routine kind of things in the root [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► Sierra roots here [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► yeah you got legs like guys / the [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► Reavers you got like yellows bands are [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► doing a routine thing [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► mhm like like lone justice you got a [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► lone justice all boys she something she [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► we've talked about we talked about her [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► but I feel I feel like I feel like you [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► there's this is one of those things [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► where you are just a couple years older [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► than me not even just 22 years old [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► maybe I'll i grew up with Star Wars you [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► got that Empire Strikes Back exactly [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► like you were you were listening to this [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► is the fitness gurus is right in this [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► key little keyhole [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► oh yeah the difference right there you [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► would not have been exposed that like I [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► would expect you were one year ahead of [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► me and some stuff like that so like [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► Mitch Easter's band and stuff like that [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► you were whatever I do I love less [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► active you were already digging into [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► let's active at a time when I was like I [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► was in rem fanatic i would do anything [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► that was related to REM i sought out [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► everything that starts with Peter like [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► Peter Buck wearing a blue skidoo' sure I [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► gotta check out his video to like our [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► like michael stipe singing on the these [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► two ladies the the doctor go girl yes [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► yes but I'm and believe me i was all [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► over the indigo girls who were into [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► girls like like some wet cellophane em [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► but I'll daniel damn so that's called [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► John what sort of Rasputin a beard down [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► to his knee [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► the thing about a dental dams it's not [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► going to prevent the spread of STDs [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► place in meatspace it's but if you and [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► your damn i was i was like also still [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► listening to billy squier at this point [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► right I'll know he was well and truly [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► into his silly dance for my stage he was [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► I just watched rock me tonight in the [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► last 10 years [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► yes i have you need to be opera ok I [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► mean have you really watched it because [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► you just came but even in the first 20 [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► you cannot believe this video ever [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► existed [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► it's so much worse than I remember I had [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► I had quite a bit of you mean I billy [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► squier was very problematic for me who [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► because because i really liked those [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► first two records and then it then it [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► started to get really really strange [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► over in the billy squier camp it it did [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► I think that video it's kind of a mean I [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► think that video was hard on him the [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► video the rocky tonight video do red [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► oral histories of that video [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► yeah yeah but also it wasn't just the [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► video like he came out with some kind of [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► strength [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► he he he started appearing with a [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► signature model guitar which was like a [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► pastel colored Schechter it was like it [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► was like a modified Telecaster such as I [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► think the sector some some guitar that [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► also was not very hard to defend her not [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► hire him he's a squire telly 10 [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► different spelling you why did i know [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► why i never thought of that it's [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► brilliant means money on the table free [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► money [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► why the hell didn't make any money on [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► everything I love I love the in the dark [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► Ram the dock don't know but don't pop [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► and mrs. that's a great mystery that's [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► good he's got monster drums on it and [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► was just with some emotions in motion is [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► what we're talking about right emotions [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► emotions is a great great to know rock [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► me tonight came and repeat of that album [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► yeah that's from that Rodney tonight [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► potential tracks well no it's from signs [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► of life signs of life 1984a you're [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► absolutely right [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► whereas emotions in motion from the [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► album emotions in motion that record i [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► think is bulletproof emotions emotions [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► on my girlfriend at the time and first [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► serious partner downstairs there are two [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► people two men that she regarded as the [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► height of sexy and that was Billy Idol [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► and Billy square both in Billy so you [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► know Billy Billy is also some kind of [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► cockney rhyming slang for penis meets [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► yeah when you say Billy Billy Corgan [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► just means penis penis course smartest [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► kid have you seen him lately [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► billy corgan i'll tell you all the time [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► because we're both members of the [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► chemtrail some secret chemical he he had [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► John Mayer and i spent about the desert [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► he's turned into a Bond villain he's so [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► he was always the worst [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► i remember in 1992 a guy from Anchorage [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► came down and was living in the house [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► that I was already crashing in before he [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► showed up he was a guy went to high [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► school [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► he's actually a guy he's in some ways he [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► was one of those like keep your friends [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► close and your enemies closer guys who [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► he was he and I have the exact same [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► birthday [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► his name was David exact same birthday [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► were born on the same day [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► in history same birthdate same birthdate [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► doesn't work that's an important [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► distinction 1968 yes but he was a year [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► younger in school he was a junior when I [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► was a senior and he was very handsome he [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► looks like a young Tom Selleck which I [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► know doesn't sound very good but he had [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► like super dimples and it was cute and [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► he was like he was GQ let me get my old [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► for his grade and made you young for [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► your grade I was very young for [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► migrating very old for his grip and I i [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► read a thing the other day that said [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► that kids born during the summer [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► typically have a typically this is the [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► new metric apparently every I've read [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► this all the time now as a as a way of [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► like tracking kids progress but kids [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► born in the summer are less likely like [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► significantly less likely to become CEOs [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► which is the american standard of [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► achievement no kidding because they're [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► the youngest kid in their grade and so [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► if you're born in july or something then [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► you're much younger than kids that are [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► born in April because if you're born in [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► July your you know you are you're in the [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► class of you know you turned five and [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► then you are intending it like if you're [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► born during the school year [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► what becomes the school year you get [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► their normal birthday parties right but [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► you get a summer birthday and we're [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► gonna do you need a half birthday [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► I mean like that's weird but i was born [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► in September zone and I went into the [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► grade school I went into grade as though [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► I were one of these you know I was four [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► when i started kindergarten so talk [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► about less likely to be a CEO yeah you [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► could not be more disadvantaged than me [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► in this capacity it a kid born two days [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► later would have been held back here [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► I should have been but doesn't give you [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► a great shift to have great to be a fly [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► on it [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► yes i do have grip mhm i'm still not a [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► CEO but it's i'm still a young man [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► yeah anyway David so so I I probably [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► told you this before but I decided when [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► I was a junior [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► but I've never had a girlfriend and I [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► had never i was succeeding in high [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► school in the sense that I was making a [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► name for myself as a as a as a kind of [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► an anti-authoritarian clown the [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► blutarsky move but I was not succeeding [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► in high school on high schools terms and [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► in my junior year at the very beginning [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► of my junior year I said you know what [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► I'm not gonna do this i'm not going to [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► go through high school being a dork i am [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► going to i'm going to do something about [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► it and I remember I had my dad my mom is [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► actually sounds like something my mom [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► and then she bought me one of those desk [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► blotters oh nice looking like the [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► calendar the calendar was a terrific [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► well yeah but I mean talk about it talk [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► about a 10th grader whose pretty much [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► destined to be a dork all through high [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► school and desk blotter sure and I'm [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► sitting at my desk blotter before junior [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► year starts I'm plotting how am I gonna [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► do this [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► how am I gonna how am I going to like [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► overcome because i'm sitting in the back [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► of the class right now I'm covered in [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► dandruff [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► I don't shoot tobacco I've never kissed [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► a girl i'm a year younger than ever in [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► here like the world's saddest nuttin no [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► haggart's left [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► yeah come I'm shaped like like one of [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► those logs of cookie dough and I smell [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► like one of those logs of cookie dough [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► because when are you moving school I eat [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► about a half a log of cookie dough [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► uncooked yeah because it's the greatest [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► thing in history i am just I am like up [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► i am the worst realizing you gotta [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► change your game a little bit yeah I [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► gotta check yourself before you wreck [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► yourself [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► what do i do and i wrote there because [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► my dad was born in nineteen twenty-one [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► and he used a lexicon that even in the [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► evenin [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► evenin [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► early nineteen eighties was no longer [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► being used but I wrote big man on campus [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► right time i see the moc on the top of [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► my desk blotter and I looked at the [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► words i studied the words I was like big [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► man on campus how does one become a big [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► man on campus because my dad would talk [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► about at the at the fraternities in 1938 [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► the big man on campus he he tied up a [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► crew sweater around his neck any swing a [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► tennis racket everywhere he went to me [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► was a member of the crew team and he [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► drove a model a jalopy with a raccoon [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► tail hanging from the from the antenna [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► that right there is a big man on campus [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► it's a big man on campus he would cram a [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► bunch of undergraduates into a phone [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► booth uh-huh like he was he was the guy [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► who was the guy like saddle swallow a [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► goldfish that kind of thing that's right [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► mhm so how do i get to be a big man on [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► campus studying this thing and I was [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► like just studying the words big man on [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► campus [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► I've got to get a girlfriend that's one [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► of the things that you've gotta get a [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► girlfriend and I was like how does one [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► get a girlfriend I have no earthly idea [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► girls terrify me [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► I don't know how to go about doing this [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► I feel like you need to exercise may be [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► in order to get a girlfriend maybe not [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► sure so I went to school in the [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► beginning of my junior year I was like [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► you could tell just by the way people [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► treated me that I was being I was [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► definitely on a track to be excluded and [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► I already preferred to be in the band [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► room at lunch so I was headed their part [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► like my preference was to ally myself [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► with my peers who were people that sat [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► in the band room at lunch and practice [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► the clarinet or sat in the dark room of [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► the student newspaper and like I mean [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► had a friend who was the one of the [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► photographers of the student newspaper [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► who would just take surreptitious [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► photographs of the cheerleaders and then [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► develop them and like I don't know what [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► he would do with the pictures to mean [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► it's not like they were panty upskirt [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► shots everybody sees applying himself [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► yeah he would just sit across the just [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► focus on the gym [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► weirdo but i decided i needed a [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► girlfriend so i started i got just got [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► to school to be getting a junior year [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► and I was like who is going to be my [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► girlfriend who's the lucky girl who [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► who's who is going to like be the one [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► and I picked Kiki for I've talked about [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► her on the show but she's a redhead girl [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► that's right redheaded girl night and [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► she was the class president I chased her [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► I chased her i chased your muscles and [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► then I want her affections and then we [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► were like a couple and she was abused a [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► big wheel and then I was a big wheel [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► I was big man on campus all of a sudden [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► largely because I had because i had [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► coupled with this with this very [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► accomplished lady and when I genuinely [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► loved her I mean she was she was in my [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► thoughts all the time because she kind [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► of your Diane Court a little bit out of [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► your league [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► she was totally out of my league and she [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► said so multiple times you know notes [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► that she would pass me in class that [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► said literally i am out of your league [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► stop harassing you dander covered log [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► and i would say look I know then this is [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► just a code for how much you love and [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► adore here and she would say you are log [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► I'm a very important woman I have [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► important business to attend to [TS]

01:03:44 ◼   ► which includes getting good grades and [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► being popular and he who are I'm just [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► the fact that passing you these notes is [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► diminishing my stature [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► uh-huh and I was like I love you too [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► baby [TS]

01:03:56 ◼   ► anyway Kelly Cooper and I broke up [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► during the summer between junior and [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► senior year largely because after we [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► were in a relationship she was like [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► here's what relationships look like and [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► I didn't understand that and still don't [TS]

01:04:16 ◼   ► I was like what you mean we just spend [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► all our time together just you and me [TS]

01:04:20 ◼   ► all the time [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► uh-huh she was like that's right that's [TS]

01:04:23 ◼   ► what that's what boys and girls do when [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► they become an early [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► chip but that's not what you're [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► expecting I was like I thought that what [TS]

01:04:28 ◼   ► you did was you guys like did went out [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► together and did crimes are so do [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► whatever you like with your leaders of a [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► gang [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► uh-huh like wouldn't you be picky picky [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► just because the good Garrow to my [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► Fonzie yeah [TS]

01:04:42 ◼   ► pinky and Fonzie didn't just hold up all [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► the time and watch ferris bueller's day [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► off on VHS know they were like hanging [TS]

01:04:48 ◼   ► with their with their gangs their [TS]

01:04:50 ◼   ► respective gang adventures your own [TS]

01:04:52 ◼   ► adventures but you've got your gang has [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► pink satin jackets my gang is apparently [TS]

01:04:57 ◼   ► Richie and Pazzi which is weird wouldn't [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► find you have like a cool cool gang [TS]

01:05:03 ◼   ► yes anyway we broke up during the summer [TS]

01:05:08 ◼   ► the beginning of junior beginning of [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► senior year Kelly starts going out with [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► David David David you're all your [TS]