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[Music]
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hello hi John Boop sinuses are a wreck
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what happened to your sinus you know
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what happened to my sinuses are using
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them for something that they're not
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authorized for it depends who's doing
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the authorizing the great mr robert
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evans was saying was easy i'm just for
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what their intended fishing this weekend
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you bet your ass I was
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yeah you traveled and then I was on far
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too twice so I'm just you know thank my
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lucky stars that so far huh
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I'm not sick oh my god too far to banana
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and two nights in a hotel
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yeah I don't think always in witness
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protection for a couple nights could
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have been the work you did the type i
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don't suppose you touch the TV remote
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without a bag o is going good
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I you know I feel like today is it is
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one of those jam updates
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oh yeah the whole way in it was just
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everything was a jamup don't know I'm
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sorry I you're early
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well yeah but I mean it wasn't like none
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of it was a terrible Jam up but i just
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had that vibe of like everything is
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going to be a channel i hate the gym I
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know exactly what you're talking about
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it's like you have an idea about how
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this should go
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mm and but-but-but-but like a great
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u-haul truck existence has put a
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governor on your life you're not allowed
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to go quite at the propulsive velocity
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that you need to make this thing go
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mhm that's exactly right there it's
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right isn't that kind of the feeling
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it's like you're thinking like that you
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know what I've gotten enough I've broken
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inertia enough to get in motion and now
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i just need to keep moving just keep
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moving and that's I their jamup days
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where I'm the jam up
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I don't think that's the problem today
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is that right yeah the gym up days where
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I'm the jam up or like where my keys
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where my classes what is going on
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stub stub your toe let's get a spider in
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your mouth
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oh no we're like what the Bible
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been awakened a like 10 minutes to get a
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spider Mountain already stubbed my toe
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what why am i bleeding why is there
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blood on it should not let this really
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this is a channel this is the jam up but
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today was one of these jamup swear i'm
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on a two-lane road or mm sorry for late
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road two lanes in each direction the two
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cars driving side-by-side 40 miles an
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hour on a 45 mile an hour round thanks a
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million Romulus and Remus and helps
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anybody and everybody behind is trying
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to pick which one of these people is
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like the oblivious like dope
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that's just driving that never look in
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their rearview mirror and it's just
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going to be going 40 miles an hour the
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rest of the day no matter what which one
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of these people is like the
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inconsiderate but knowledgeable person
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who's driving 40 miles an hour because
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they're looking at their phone or
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they've got you know and then there at
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at some point they're going to become
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aware and then potentially could speed
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up or get out of the way you know
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because one of them one of those people
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this is an interesting thought
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experiment because because one of those
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people with this is a Heisenberg type
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situation we don't know which it is but
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for now we are in this experiment all we
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know is that one of those people is a is
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is is dangerous in a way in that they
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are inept or they're being a little
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ignorant but then eventually the
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fullness of time will learn that one of
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those people is a truly truly horrible
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monster
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mhm because they think they're helping
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they think there's ice called plan
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traffic cop that that's what's happening
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in this situation and so you know
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there's it stacks up right 56 people now
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behind these two cars and every person
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you can see them and i'm i'm hanging
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back right because I'm like look I have
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no dog in this race
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uh-huh I'm just puttering along a fit if
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I if I get to if I'm just going 40 all
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the way into the office i'm still going
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to be on time everything's fine so I'm
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hanging back I'm looking and I'm scoping
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around five or six cars pile up behind
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this little 22 person cluster fucked
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and they're so here's i'll give you all
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the evidence
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yeah because it's very confusing
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evidence for for a group of drivers the
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right-hand car is a lipstick colored
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toyota tercel call it a two thousand one
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to sell but it's like peach lipstick all
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right okay got that in your mind
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yeah which is that right later left lane
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that's right line ok left lane is a taxi
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but it's a minivan taxi and the entire
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back window is covered with stickers of
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various taxi authorization I mean the
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guy can you can't even see who's in it
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because it's get there's a bunch of jim
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jam on the back of the window so which
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one are you going to stack up behind
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which one do you think is the like just
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the slow-moving dangling never your
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River mirrors or which one is the one
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that's like I'm just checking my phone
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and then I'm gonna step on it when i see
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that i have created a problem and
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they're side by side long enough that
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you can immediately in this thought
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experiment pick out who's who
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all we've been going three we've gone
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three miles out here now with these two
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just you know just side-by-side by
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sometime
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uh-huh uh-huh and so what happens behind
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them go go ahead and when I was gonna
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say was and disclosure I feel a little
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bit like I'm going up against a sicilian
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when death is on the line because I
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think this might be a little bit of it
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turns out or double turns out see my
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feeling just from what you described
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before you got to the part about the gym
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on the taxi window is I was pretty sure
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that the lipstick was the mirror
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dingaling maybe have maybe had his or
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her reasons and then a second whoever's
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to be in the left lane is clearly the
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dick because the dick chooses the left
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lane plays traffic cop but now this is
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where you go up against a sicilian is
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now thinking wow that's interesting
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because that person's a livelihood is on
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the line but how quickly they get from
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here to there
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but I'm gonna triple turns out and say
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i'm gonna guess the taxi person was the
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dangling the true the trooper jingling
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the true like like a lift up the blight
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on society oblivious rather than
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checking the phone around
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yeah what like what will full dumb
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fuckery like I'm this is my legs like
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the people on public transit who act
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like seats were reserved for them
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mm like people who don't know how to be
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around other people people who don't
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have to wait in a line people who think
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that wherever they go they have a four
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foot diameter bubble that should give
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them that's the universe that's a
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contained universe it'sit's their own
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personal public cosmology
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yeah well so what happens is the the
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other traffic that's now like you know
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eddying behind this log jam
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they all make kind of the they make the
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first determination like you initially
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did which is lipstick color tercel has
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got to be some kind of oblivious mom
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some sort of somebody that's just never
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going to know that's not aware of their
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surroundings
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the government also be let's be a little
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bit harder and that's that's not a
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recent car even maybe that's somebody
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who's worried they're gonna be running
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out of gas think maybe they took the
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accidentally took the wrong vitamins and
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now they're all hopped up on goofballs
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and it's it's a clean car and it's
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moving very reliably and steadily
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there's no weaving of did you get a
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sense of the age the lipstick driver
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I don't want to be a gist can't see
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anything ok that reads a little bit as
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retiree can't see anything in either
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direction so it's yours so everybody's
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trying to make this decision themselves
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and it's gonna be taught in colleges for
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years by the way every single person
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lines up behind the cab because they
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figured that's where the whole can open
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the hole is going to open behind the cab
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right the cabin figured out the cab's
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gonna get a call the cab is gonna step
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on the gas
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the cab is where the where the opening
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is going to happen and as happens so
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often in these situations just the
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mirror pressure i don't even I'm not
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even sure the cabbie looked behind
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but just the pressure of six people
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piling up behind you sometimes will have
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the effect of pushing the obstruction
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just pushing the pushing the lemmiwinks
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see I said drafting i was writing your
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cutter your cutter by corrupting the
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Italian right behind a truck in a draft
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if I understand what you're saying here
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is that I don't know the laws of
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thermodynamics but i think what you're
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saying is that you get enough cars
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behind it produces a forward draft that
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should let that person know it's this
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time to set the step aside
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that's why we call her push draft draft
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ok so that the cab starts to move and
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you can feel everyone behind rejoice
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like here we go
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we made the right call a cab starting to
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move be this whole thing is going to
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open up I'm gonna be on 55 miles an hour
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here in the in in you know they've got
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their to get there
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gmt watches and they're setting the
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bezel and it's coming right
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they had another 30 seconds to wait this
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long jam and then and I'm and as they go
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by the lipstick car they're all going to
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look down into the car and whatever
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their suspicion is will be confirmed
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about that person is either be an old
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lady or it's going to be you know some
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college student with the with it
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anti-reflection sunglasses or whatever
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it's going to be like the cab pulls
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ahead pulls ahead a brown like a ford
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probe is first in line slots into the
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space the cab moves ahead and now almost
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the probe is ready to make the move
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here's the lipstick cars holding very
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constant speed it's very exciting how
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reliably that lipstick her cell is
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maintaining 40 miles an hour exactly the
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cab finally clears the line where the
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probe can pop over the probe pops over
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and immediately stops accelerating so
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it was and then oh my goodness you at
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the now 67 cars that had that had been
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putana stupid is a dropping it doesn't
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you're still stupid all right
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the race is not stopped because you
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dropped the baton that's the nature of
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the baton stupid race if you touch it
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that stupid is imparted to you and you
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can't get it's not just like it's not
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just like a magic cards thrown out of
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your sleeves and you're just trying to
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flip him away he can't get rid of those
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cards keeps producing fans John Roderick
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you gotta tell you what happened with
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the Heisenberg cat so what was what was
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it was it was a self-driving lipstick
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oh no so by the time I got around the
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lipstick car
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I mean it was a 45 year old asian woman
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oh hmm i'll cut that out
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presented without comment yep yep it
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anyway glad you made it in art could be
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more push drafts you know what I've done
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that I've done the revenge pass and I'm
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not proud of it
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I used to be a small person and I would
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do a revenge pass
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yeah anymore if you're talking about
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right yeah I'm going down I'm going down
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i-75 somebody's not driving to my
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satisfaction or arm i go past them
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mile an hour slower than we're going up
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that's terrible it's the worst what was
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like what what was I attempting to solve
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with that uh yeah I know I a guy did
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that to me the other day where I was I'm
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trying to thread a needle right or it's
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like somebody's in the somebody's
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somebody in the left lane decides to put
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on their turn signal just as they slam
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on their brakes to make a left turn you
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know it's one of those people that's
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just like all I just want you to I want
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your tires to go flat you just everybody
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behind you is trying to figure something
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out and then you're like I'm turning
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lifetime and so I am already in the
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right lane I'm not affected by this
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person but behind them is one of those
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dodge jacked up 26 hundreds with giant
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Colburn and pipes and the pie company
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the guy in the truck is bald with
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sunglasses on the back of his head I've
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seen I I said that guy and he's if he's
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not a member of the nra that his dad was
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and he didn't cheat able to teach and he
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does he's exactly has a go-to he's got
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he's got some he's got some glasses that
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you might have one pair on his nose
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covers eyes get another on the back of
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his neck he's got another pair croakies
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that's right right right and and you
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know like it don't tread on me flag
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somewhere that's right and he thinks
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that he's gonna just it's not not change
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his forward momentum at all except to
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just wait
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Eve over into the right lane real fast
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he's even though his truck is 45 feet
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long he's just weave over there real
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fast the weave back but i'm already in
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that space
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I'm not doing anything wrong I'm just
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traveling the constant speed but i'm in
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that space already and so he's gotta
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slam on his brakes but now it's my fault
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somehow you can see it in the way that
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you can see it in its head Bob as i go
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past him I'm not looking at me when I
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can see his I can see his little tantrum
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who because it didn't work out the way
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he planned that guy's whole life is a
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jama it's fucking jam up you can tell
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you can tell he he hasn't been satisfied
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with anything in your all the metamucil
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in the world
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mhm is not going to clean this guy so
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I'm driving along to my mind my own
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business and a minute later he comes by
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me why you know just haulin ass by me
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pulls over in front of me and slams on
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his brakes and he pulled over right in
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front of me so that I didn't so that I
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had to I had to break you know I didn't
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even have the option of like not
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affected by you you know go ahead and do
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your do dumb thing or like if I had if I
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had anticipated it right just as he
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pulled over in front of me I could
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weaved him like I could I could dodged
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him bobbed and weaved but I didn't I was
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just driving along just looking at the
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birds and so he got me with that I was I
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was punished
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I was punished for having been some you
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know some some dummy in his way
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yeah he had his life is probably filled
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with dummies that he is aware need to be
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fixed and then he's constantly
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discovering new dams I'm not sure we're
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doing anything entirely different except
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i think i think we're in the right out
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for sure
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well because we have a podcast we got a
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podcast we understand the importance to
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c @c this isn't such as this is the
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original Roderick online discussion but
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it is it is shot through everything that
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we do today is keep moving it out of the
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way like it's not a bit it so it is is
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literally a way of life and I mean I
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think a lot of people that like that
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it's catchy
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it's become America's favorite
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catchphrase
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but I think what people forget i want to
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point out two things that those just
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review a little bit if if you don't mind
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no no go back number one I want you to
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really remember it's keep moving and get
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out of the way and get out ok so if
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you're at the real novice level of this
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if you give you just understanding that
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you should keep moving or get out of the
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way is not bad but that you have not
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really reached the boss level yet like
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we're talking about what you need to be
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doing is you need to keep moving and get
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out of the way now here's the other
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thing I don't understand you're not
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being mean when you're keeping moving
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and keeping getting out of the way
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moving out of the way you're helping
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people you're helping people if we all
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found a way to do both of those things
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all the time everything will get better
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everybody would be helping everybody you
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know if every libertarian who nominally
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agrees with that statement in the way
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that they do everything they do if every
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libertarian would actually adopt keep
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moving and get out of the way I think
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they would have more credibility
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well they'd be moving for one and they'd
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be out of my way for another see it
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helps everybody i do feel like you know
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what we talked a lot about about how we
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are trying to help people on this
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program but we're really trying to do is
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empower people to help people
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uh-oh you're right we're training the
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trainers we are that's exactly right we
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are helping people help people and one
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supertrain but one of the prime ways is
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moving economical it's kinda like the
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world's least financially successful
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pyramid scheme
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no that's Alcoholics Anonymous this
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Roderick analyze what up the front money
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make money stuffing envelopes ask me how
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hi John problem would keep moving and
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get out of the way has a teaching
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strategy is that you want to this was
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the most frustrating that you want it
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you want other people to learn by
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example you want to show them hey look
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here I go
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I'm out of your way and still moving
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uh-huh the prop people refuse to learn
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right they they are not if they are
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already in the way then they are
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presumably not watching to see a better
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way and so this is why I feel like it
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should be part of the driver's exam it
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should be part of the the ongoing
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education of everybody because it gets
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to something really important and it has
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something to do with what you described
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earlier about having a jam up and push
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draft little bit a little bit of Baton
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stupid thrown in which is there are
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people who are constantly seeking
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redress for something that happened in
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the past and that is being acted out and
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how they drive 40 fucking miles per hour
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in the passing lane it's not the fast
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lane you guys the passing lane me
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hang out there don't eat your lunch no
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you're not don't fast no don't snap your
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chat you move keep moving right but i
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think i think this is the thing and and
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if any of these people behaved and some
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of them probably do behave this way but
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if they behaved in the execrable way
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that they are behaving in their
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automobile on johns road if they behave
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that way in line at target poo imagine
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would get eaten alive with me i hope so
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but it out my goodness their bones would
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be spit out into the parking
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oh I feel like this is I mean back to
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the UFOs I don't wanna I don't want to
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recapitulate every single one of our
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projects i think if we only do it every
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few episodes people will get comfortable
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with it and it won't seem as jarring and
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will be in that sweet spot between I
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rolling and oh my god
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but so you know don't you that Hillary
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Clinton has promised if elected she may
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have said when elected but let's say if
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elected Hillary is going to get to the
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bottom of area 51 understanding i don't
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remember the exact quote but it's my
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understanding that in addressing the UFO
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people she not only she didn't do her
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usual yes I enjoy earth sports haha name
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of game she actually used like an info
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community like term of art isn't right
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she didn't say who photo she's there
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like a new word for like the the
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chemtrail insiders with the first what's
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the new term well let's not talk about
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it here
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alright but you don't say I guess I'm
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trying to say is if i remember correctly
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when asked about this she did not
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hesitate she answered it is alarmingly
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in an alarmingly forthright way and
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actually threw in a little bit of inside
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language she used the anko Truffaut
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people let me go one better i think
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Hillary started talking about it without
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being asked
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ah prompted the discussion that wasn't
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even a chuckle no no she's she was not a
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she was not up mollifying some kook with
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by using their inside language she was
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shouting herself as an info person like
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an info truther
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she's a new folder and she said when
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elected I will and then just you know
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went down a list of of dog whistles for
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proof of people and you know all across
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America there was an earthquake
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we're all these people came up about you
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know they turn their shortwave radios
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off and ran up into the light and said
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finally
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but she's she's dead serious and and it
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caused me to reflect on the fact that
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her husband was president for eight
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years you would think oh she cared about
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it this much that they would have had
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the opportunity but if you're married to
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Bill Clinton and you got to keep it
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you're gonna want to have just a whole
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bunch of things you don't talk about and
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you would be thinking how wonderful
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would be to have something you could
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talk about with your husband the
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President that wasn't about him
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Duncan somebody and maybe maybe she
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brings up a dinner one night maybe
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things were getting a little chilly
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she's like so what's the deal with that
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thing and he wants to mollify her by
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saying oh yes well you know I can't say
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too much obviously cuz i'm the president
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stuff right right yes we're going with
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this like she must you must you must
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have had some briefings things have
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happened he got he got awaken them in
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the middle of night because something
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was happening in Arizona or whatever
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raise had some briefings you know he's
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had some briefing he's been down to see
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what his name bing-bong what's-his-name
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clip he's seen as he seems liebler know
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but pc where Clark has kept if he wanted
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to know the answers about bleep blorp is
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really have a good click clock it's
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bleep blop up if good if you very much
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for the chemtrails I used to remember
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things better
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the thing is it's not just clip clop I'm
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sure there's a good floor up to
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so let's let's talk about him bleep
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blorp he's the tall hi-c this is like
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this is how like the woman is the first
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Rolling Stone me right there are gonna
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take you straight to glee club because
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he is what he is is it well here's the
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thing click what is a for gaseous rape
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and character you do not want to meet
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him first you wanna meet this little guy
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who looks like something by for your kid
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six flags
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hello please the president you should we
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pop is just the he's the bartender right
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not the floor is the one in the back
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yeah but my sense of what Hilary is
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saying he's he's the Eldridge character
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that is contained in a very special
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special facility that one thing is an
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alien nomenclature right gleep is the is
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the patronymic i think that the phylum
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what is that
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well they're offering them they're all
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gleep it's like in its like in Korea you
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know they're all they're all Kimbo
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things all the way down yeah but then
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they're less than their their last name
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is a person I got it I got it
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i but i but my sense of what hillary was
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saying is that her husband former
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President Clinton wasn't that interested
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and so they gave him the briefing but
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you know president gets a lot of
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briefings they're like all mr. president
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you know come into this room we're gonna
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talk for a minute about gleep glop &
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gleep glorp the president's like yes
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well interesting thanks for the heads up
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he basically appears interested in
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things for a living that's a president's
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job and and he was more he was more
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interested at that point in time in
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juicing the economy with his vaguely
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neoliberal policies
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yeah and he was not interested in
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getting to the bottom of the one world
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government that lives beneath the polar
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ice caps right and that I think you can
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just tell
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right thats a press conference didn't
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want to have yeah you just tell by
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looking at the guy is this guy
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interested in getting to the bottom of
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the one world government controlled by
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ufos no but his wife is and she was
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biding her time potentially by
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dinnertime this whole time to get into
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that hot seat and i think if you look at
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the other candidates for president all
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of them include if we go all the way
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back a year from a year ago
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look at all those candidates for
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president and then you then you apply
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the transparency of who is going to get
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to the bottom
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who's going to go to area 51 go down the
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forty four flights of elevator into
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into the kingdom salt cavern and
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actually face-to-face talk with clip
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clop yeah and click Laura talked to clip
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clop get a drink tom anyclip you
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interact with click it talk bleep blop
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get a drink go through the curtains and
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then gleep glorp to be wrong
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yeah he pretends to be your father and
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he talked to you in a lot of following
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flower like a contact that you can
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understand but this is why Ted Cruz was
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so I don't want to go with the obvious
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here but then he's obviously an alien
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meet back just just from the
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perspiration III but this is you know a
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lady doth protest too much like he's not
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gonna wanna I'm not gonna help me with
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the top because that's you know little
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on the nose because whatever equipment
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goes ah bleep clunk I finally met the
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finally here right and then then fix a
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little hose into him and sucks all the
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meat out of that he's just a bag of skin
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so I'm very excited about this as a as a
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UFO truther
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yeah because you know are our chances
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have improved at least about about about
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somebody Oh pre-opening project blue
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book and saying this can't all have been
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swamp gas
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let's read let's get to the bottom of
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this again we've got into the it's like
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the Kennedy assassination we've got to
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the bottom of it already for that having
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a car John I'm gonna I'm gonna pause
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pause here let's take let's let's take
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this whole discussion how everything
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later but well that right there for the
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hell of it because this is too sensitive
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this is too sensitive stuff but i'm
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laying the groundwork with you okay are
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able to talk about this later because my
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sense is that when this all goes down
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yeah and when the UFOs say ok the the
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jig is up right we've been we've been a
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we've been designing frozen dolls for a
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long time right we've been making a lot
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of movies about UFOs because the roofers
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control Hollywood children like ice and
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singing look at big eyes on the ball
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I just keep getting bigger don't
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very pretty very pretty big eyes very
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pretty when that what all of this is
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laying the groundwork right for the big
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one day it's gonna be like oh and
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they're not gonna do it like oh it's
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been here all along haha
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we're just kidding it's gonna be the big
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reveal is gonna be like we never knew
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about them before but here they finally
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are like they did finally arrived maybe
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they've been here poking farmers in the
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butt a little bit huh
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but we weren't the government was we
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weren't aware of it
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remember all those times that the Air
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Force was like we saw something on the
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radar but it could we did we never found
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it so it couldn't have existed the air
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force was duped to the UFOs are finally
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here and it's going to be a big surprise
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all the kids are going to welcome them
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because they're gonna look like frozen
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yeah but so when this happens right how
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how do you picture it happening what's
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the first what happens that first moment
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when you're like what their the aliens
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are real but what's what's what's your
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first you wake up that day you wake up
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tuesday morning what happens what's the
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first thing that happens I so you you're
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saying but let me let me get this clear
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and we're gonna cut all this out anyway
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but for example to go hey you know what
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guess what
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it turns out there is a certain kind of
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moisture on Mars that shows us that it
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is far from impossible that there's some
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kind of life there but like you know
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what you feed them a little bit at a
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time little bit at a time little bit at
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a time right and we say life on Mars
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like oh no it's not gonna be a biped
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right it's not it's going to be
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something put closer to like what we
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think of on earth as bacteria probably
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right sorts of its own
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it's a mold but yeah that's the kind of
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thing you talk about historically you
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dribble that out a little bit
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notwithstanding but probes you are you
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dribble that out a little bit you're
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seeing on this day incontrovertibly like
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nobody is
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nobody in the White House is denying
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that we definitely got an alien
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let's call it let's call it that the
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they don't necessarily need to be
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bipedal but let's say that there's let
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it's the day that intelligent life is
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revealed incontrovertibly I mean I mean
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for most people think they are here and
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they are queer by any definition now
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part 3 begins we gotta get used to it
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get used to get used to it
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how's that revealed to you on that day
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if it's jam up i think it begins
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it's got to be a little bit planet of
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the apes like that thing gets discovered
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in isolation and it allows them to have
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plausible deniability for all the things
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they've been covering up for hundreds of
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so you're saying that they find an
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obelisk that might be an obelisk or or
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it might be like lots of little kids toy
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they find something that doesn't prove
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you're saying there's an
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incontrovertible you're saying tucker
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carlson can actually talk to an alien on
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yeah my suspicion is that the way it has
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to happen is the way that it happens
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fairly often in movies because the way
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the way it happens in movies right now
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these movies are produced by Koufos who
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are walking around in they live style
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face masks in Hollywood interacting with
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rowdy roddy roddy piper yeah and they
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come on over
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Rowdy Roddy Piper's in a movie really i
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mean let's really think about that for a
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minute you know you know his executive
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producing a you know a lot of those
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films like John Carpenter movies writ
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large have to find out for years years
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there's an executive producing credit
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that has been left off of life gleep
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glop let's just say what it is but he
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probably used the pseudonym like like
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you know making Keith what happens in a
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lot of those films everybody wakes up
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one morning and there's a giant
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spaceship hovering over every major city
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mm right because it's not you don't want
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a giant spaceship just hovering over st.
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louis missouri real you mean you're
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talking about like an Independence Day
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or district nine there's like a giant
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flying saucer-like looming over on
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metropolis
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yeah and it and even this is the thing
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it's usually a giant flying saucer in
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those films and I think that's probably
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and I think that's that
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would be foes sort of overselling a
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little bit because really if it was just
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now forget is it was just like a
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four-passenger one was a tiny little
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spaceship he'll still have the same it's
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much more plausible if we learn that six
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percent of what we previously thought
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were mosquitoes are actually alien
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vessels right that makes so much more
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sense where they would come in go here
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so that we can get away with what you're
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talking about basically like you know
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taking a battleship into the middle of
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Manhattan like it's gonna do that notion
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that seems like eating anybody's gonna
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know even or especially especially
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photos they're gonna know that that's
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going to put people off the beer a
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little bit I at if we can revisit story
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I told a long time ago where during
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certain part of my life I believed that
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if the UFOs wanted to camouflage
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themselves huh
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they would do it by turning their
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spaceships into 727 yeah of course there
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aren't any 727 anymore but is that scene
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where they just showed up at the airport
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right yeah i mean a certain number of
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trained spotters would be like wait a
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minute what the hell where the 727 is
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coming from but in baked with Pan Am on
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the tail big we are definitely on
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planning
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hello fellow earth pilots I mean pilots
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but if they were 737 right here there's
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737 everywhere
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look up look out your window right now
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you'll see a 732 from here billion
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chemtrails so if there was you bet your
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booty they are but if a 737 let's say
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there's 737 on approach to every major
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airport in the country and it just stops
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moving forward and just goes into a
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hover right that would send a powerful
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message to everybody because you know
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all everywhere you went you could look
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up and there would be a 737 just not
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moving that would that would be powerful
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evidence of something and that would be
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a great way to say ding dong
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who's at the door oh hello it's
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clip-clop yeah here with some tasty
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earth drinks
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hmm so the next thing that happens
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because everybody's looking up at the
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and make it look like a four loko that's
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hard to get right shirt or the old-style
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four lokos
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that's one reason yeah you can even get
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these anymore because makes people
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insane and they'd be like oh my god
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that's so cool i love the aliens
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well but they have everyone's looking up
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that 737 is a very familiar shape so the
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only thing that's weird right now is
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that they aren't moving
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yeah and I'm not saying every 737 lots
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of them are still taking off and landing
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it's just this one it's just one outside
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of every Airport just hovering so
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unclear what's going on but this is
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priming the pump all around the world
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this is happening in in mumbai it's
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happening in a bottle bad who everywhere
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then they then they come on the airwaves
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okay all right right and that not
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everybody has terrestrial to happen
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pretty quickly because I my concern here
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i'm keeping mom about this
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my concern is if if they if the 737 they
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start hanging in midair and there's time
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to speculate there's gonna be a lot of
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lunatics you don't understand those are
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probably UFOs going to move the kind of
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crazy theories if you got to get the
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press pretty quick
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the club's gotta get on the horn and
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start talking about hell i bring you
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cancer treatment or something
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well what's going you know at first it
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is the the Air Force ends up their Jets
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but they realize that their Jets are not
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very useful because the 737 are immobile
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right so they're flying around them in
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sin f-16s but that's a ballsy are our
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earth planes can't hover right that's
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part of the problem Sophie starts going
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700 miles an hour we're good to go right
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but if they're if they're just hanging
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out over you know richmond virginia we
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don't want to be buzzin and strengthen
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sure so they send helicopters or Ospreys
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or whatever they're currently carrier
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john abbott harriers going to reuse a
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lot of gas really alright yeah they send
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up some you know some Apaches let's say
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some Cobra mmm
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and the helicopters flying around but
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there's no this is the thing about an
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immobile 737 it's no threat to anybody
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there's no weaponry on it yeah it's
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maybe it's full of people so you're can
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communicate with it writes and they
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don't want to just flat-out attack
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because you could have much babies on
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their yeah you can shoot it down it's a
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it's a it's an airliner alright alright
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so the helicopters flying around trying
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to look in the windows they can't it's
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like what the hell but you know you
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can't take an aggressive stance and all
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the conspiracy theories your you bet
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they're they're online saying what they
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think it is it's a it's a that cross
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temporal reality Muslim seem could be
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Muslims him so you let your advice to
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for a day and then they come on the air
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and and what happens when they come on
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the air they're broadcasting you know
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it's on the internet but it's also on
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televisions all around the world and
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it's the alien spokesperson who is me
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the emissary the emissary they've
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contacted me see greetings earth
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hello you might be familiar with my
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podcast hello earth
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I am a friendly fellow earthling who my
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voice is being simultaneously translated
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into all the languages of the world and
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so is the cliq not weird so I appear to
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be speaking to you in Farsi or you know
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in tagalog who but yeah but I am just a
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you know i'm just an American and the
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reason they chose me is just that I was
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the obvious choice they're monitoring
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all human beings and they pick the one
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that would be best at this job and so
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I'm here to put a human face on this
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experience now I'm not here to advocate
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for them or be it or put a human face on
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the UFOs because I'm as curious as you
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but I'm here to moderate the experience
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i am the let's call me the anchorman
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over and and in future generations like
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a thousand years from now that's how
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he'll be remembered right all heezy the
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original anchorman the anchorman
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well they want it there will you be the
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anchor man it's like Madonna
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OIC goddamn on him yeah the anchorman
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yeah increment and actually this is a
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fucking tremendous screenplay and I went
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out for you right now I'm i got some
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notes for it yeah let's get going
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the anchorman the Act the anchorman and
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I'm just having the experience in real
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time along with everybody else like
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let's lay out what we know so far i'm on
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TV so that right there is pretty
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exceptional yeah this is this is an
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unusual day and it's not in the usual
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sense of reality show
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so the fact that most people have no
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idea who you are one somewhere yeah i
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mean it already seems weird that I'm on
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your that i'm not i'm speaking Tagalog
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yeah and there are 737 hovering above
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all major cities so i'm going to jump
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ahead and say this is a this is a this
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is a phenomenon that I bet has to do
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with UFOs and then as it unfolds i would
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just be walking everybody through it and
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at that point I'd be throwing in some
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keep moving and get out of the way
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science on people
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ok right because they won't let us teach
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it in the dmv's but this would be the
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moment this would be the moment that I
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could also be interjecting some life
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science into the whole experience for
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people so it's like we're going to be
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dealing with the new whole new reality
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planes hovering in the air dogs and cats
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sleeping together and one great way to
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do that would be to learn this simple
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tool we keep moving and get out of the
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so you really only need a couple things
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to change or happen
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I mean you know uh primarily what 3 i'm
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aware of we need for a UFO that's such
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an ugly word
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I know but we need for UFOs to exist we
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need for them to contact in groom you
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and then we need for them to come to
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earth in cold Plains and hover and then
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introduce you that this is this is the
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the route to keeping Galloway I feel
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like this is a better way to get the
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word out than to just you know populate
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podcast with it because there's a lot
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more people i mean people are listening
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people in various places that are
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searching the skies
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yeah you have to be on cereal for people
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to hear at huh yeah right right so or
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you know for this podcast would have to
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be about a murder
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oh sure King we could make this podcast
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about a murder
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there's a variety of ways we can do that
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but no I do feel like something I mean
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they're already communicating with me
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and they've already chosen me right so
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that and they're already here so all
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they need to do is do the next step
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which they're planning on doing which is
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what the big reveal when hillary
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clinton's president she's gonna go down
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in the elevator
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she's gonna meet clean floor he's going
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to say all right we're ready to first
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let me clip clop semi-gloss clip clop
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but she's gonna say show me your
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credentials he's gonna hand her a fizzy
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she's like right near the bartender so
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when she when she first meets clip-clop
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she's gonna go
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hey guys quit fucking around show me the
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real deal
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well maybe not i mean the first alien
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you meet your gonna be pretty impressed
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you're be like of course you're the
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president right because no one ever
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thinks oh no the first person you meet
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at the door is the doorman night and I
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was like she gets she goes down that
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that Air Force generals are all standing
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around there like this is clip-clop and
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she's like Hello nice to you know and
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hands are her diplomatic badges or
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whatever and flip-flops like would you
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like a a sex on the beach and monkey
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justy opens with its it's not a cure for
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cancer that's a little bit on the nose
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instead it is a refreshing drink maybe
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it's like the nicest actor she's ever
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had right and she looks around
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confused and the generals are like haha
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yeah no try it serious i have yet but
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but this is amazing right glee clubs on
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the other side of the curtain but I see
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all this I still this happening and when
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it does when it does and they look back
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and they go where the order the
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anchorman come from
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then there then all of this is all this
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is in the public record right they're
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gonna say the anchorman was talking
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about this a long time before it
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happened on his reward winning on his
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his phony award-winning that the
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Australian phonies
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yeah the phonies right yeah the final
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award winning pot gunrunner from the
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yeah I don't know there's something you
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know I don't like to be a conspiracy
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theorist because you know what we who
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who really can run a conspiracy but
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there's another an alternate version of
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history in my mind you think about this
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you think about the what we currently
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called the first lady but let's call it
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the the first person i was the well
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technically be the second person but but
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the first person of the white house uh
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usually has a mission this is something
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you go back to ladybird wanted to clean
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up litter and beautify the highways
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michelle obama wants kids to move more
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and like get in shape
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Barbara Bush know what Barbara Bush
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Laura Bush was a former teacher she's
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all about literacy I can't tell USA
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today I don't remember
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Hillary Clinton having a thing but I
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want maybe she did that it doesn't
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really matter for the sake of this
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conversation here's what i'm trying to
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say she was in John she was in a
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situation for eight years where she had
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a lot of time she had a lot of stuff she
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could do
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she can't just say might have had a
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little pet project that wasn't quite so
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public so i'm not saying that you're not
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the anchorman because i think you could
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vary you probably will still be the
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anchor man but what if we're just in the
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second or third chapter of a much bigger
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what if she's been working on this since
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1993 I think she probably have I think
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she has I think she's been laying the
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groundwork she's been getting to know
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she's been figured out who she can trust
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because you know inside of any group i
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mean god this is certainly true in your
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band you can't trust anybody
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there's always gonna be somebody who got
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their own agenda like somebody's going
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to be the cigar-chomping
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general who wants to blow things up
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somebody else's the stupid liberal who
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doesn't know where I you know shoes with
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the with the toes on them right you
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gotta have those characters she's been
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working those channels all the way she
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might have been meeting with glee club
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for years now and click club now that
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she's the provisional emissary I think
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you become not just the emissary you be
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the anchor man becomes the public face
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well that's the best that's what I've
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always been saying I mean that maybe
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even contacting lots of people people
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they go oh come on no no you don't think
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so i might want to keep it closed system
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and I don't think Hillary's been I don't
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think I think that yes so you you're in
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with most of that except for working
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directly with clip clop i think that the
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groundwork she was laying in 93 that it
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contact with UFOs was her presidential
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fitness plan right maybe start getting
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onto it a little bitches all how about
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you get a single-payer card for
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insurance uh everybody freaks out pays
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attention to that don't look over here
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don't look over here don't look over
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here don't look over here at the cards
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that are pouring out of my sleeves he
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can't get rid of the cards and and what
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so what happens is though that we live
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in the an electoral democracy when
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Clinton leaves office as not like
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Hillary's still has the key to area 51
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they take the key back
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she's been on the outside in like it
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isn't like she eventually got a job
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being the person who deals with heads of
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state of every country on Earth
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oh wait a minute she did well okay but
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that job is again the click the
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keyholder yes like like like thick the
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keymaster is just as a gatekeeper and
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the keymaster as far as we know the
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keymaster in the individual right hands
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and zool is click left no zool is Jules
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on the other side of bleep blorp we keep
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talking about Lee my singing actually
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there's a third UFO called zool that's
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that's that's less than a guess is he's
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on the other side of the floor because
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that's the thing you get into glee club
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like oh he's the big shot but now he's
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you're so not results mean zoo is like
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meeting a memory when it would be so
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weird if you meet so you going to get a
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drink like the best cleanup takes your
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sweet ass daiquiri you go your show your
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diplomatic protection plan your glass
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mask and go behind the curtain me clear
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/ and then driving cattle into hit looks
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like part of them out then there's a
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light coming from your refrigerator you
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open the door there's a staircase and
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you go up and meet for you it's casual
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okay the point is yes clearly Quinn has
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been the secretary of state but obama
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holds the key out he's lucky master
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George Bush had no idea that zool was
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even there they call me they probably
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tried to tell him so many times it's
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like the thing we're trying to get home
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and go into witness protection and he
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even after hours he still can't say
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Homer Thompson it's like that they SAT
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him down he's like a little kid become a
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bowl of cereal and a ball
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maybe some yarn to play with whatever
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like me mr. president like we really we
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really I can't tell you in very specific
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terms but once you listen super
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carefully to what I'm trying to tell you
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right now he knows it never was
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interested but change anymore lucky
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Jenny would go down there and he would
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gobble up whole cars sit down the heart
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crazy floor and maybe sharing the cows
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in there sort of if you know amorphis
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form so let's so in the Obama
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administration and he was like a
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jumpsuit when he goes down there is he
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in a suit who and when she goes down to
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talk with clip clop clip clop what you
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think this does he like did you have to
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wear anything special or do you have to
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do any special preparations I mean isn't
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a little presumptuous to assume that
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they can like breathe the same area at
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the same food i mean i understand we
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like daiquiris but like how would you
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prepare yourself as the vice president
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economy clock
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well this is I mean bleep blop you're
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gonna meet at the bar gleep glorp it
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sits on gleep glorp to breathe our air
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you know what I mean he's here on our
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planet right he is operating on such a
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different level that's like turning a
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dial for him that's like that's like
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switching from HBO showtime for him i
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will breathe your air except can't talk
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because he's an elder trigger well or
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heat maybe he's wearing like a up like a
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plastic raincoat like a
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the like the the replicant in Blade
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Runner except the plastic raincoat
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contains his gaseous form is gaseous
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form haha man right so changed but the
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thing about Cheney is here's what here's
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what we know about training he's
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ruthless who he's toothless boom but
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he's a he's a he's ultimately a dumb
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right he's no Hillary Clinton uh-huh and
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so he's there chatting it up eating
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eating whole cows with the floor
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thinking that's the end of the road and
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i'm pretty sure the air force general
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that you thinking it's more like it's
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more like hey this is cool I get to see
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Hamilton that kind of thing like he got
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a little special that day
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well that and and there this is the
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thing this is what is so hilarious about
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a clear corp is that he's having the
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time of his life negotiating with Air
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Force generals and dick cheney and
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saying like oh yeah totally
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we should totally do that and they're
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like all right well here's what we want
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to do you think it's like talking to a
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child is extremely serious about a
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pillow for oh that's so great we can do
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yeah really good idea they're like we
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want to invade Iraq and get there you
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know and and use alien war technology to
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make war upon all these people and
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they're like sure the war was like yeah
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of course
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how about if we give you guys some
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stealth technology and they're like all
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stealth technology we've won but they're
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just dealing with the gaseous uh like
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guy at the front desk so clip it just
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kind of stringing them along like
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totally retreating like kids and saying
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like oh god what an impoverished
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imagination you have to think that the
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first thing when you when you meet a
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gaseous form inside of a raincoat who's
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yeah that's right it's just like and
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it's right there in your name it's like
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yes Mr Shorten scheisse harmony your the
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the shine
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muller and write that means that you
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turned pigs in the week
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yeah you're you-you-you well are you or
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mold one
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ok I can't tell which is what which with
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Mueller means no it probably means you
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can multiply that
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yeah and if you really really wanted it
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do do it now I didn't realize i wanted
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to use isn't it funny how that works
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there's a name for that is my german
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name for that I had a very interesting
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experience the other day which made me
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which gave me new insight i think into
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this whole question that we're talking
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about the the ufl question well and I
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mean yeah let's call beautiful question
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is that some people can understand
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for better for worse at but it's also
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the Masters of the Universe question a
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little bit you know like McDonald's
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Marvel's Masters of the Universe
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Marvel's masters of the universe huh
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I the the sort of the United Nations
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idea of UFOs commanded that earth people
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are are just waiting we're just being
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sort of cultivated so that one day we
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are ready to join the United Nations of
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of universe inhabitants
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oh we're like the turkey of the universe
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so far mean it right there like he use
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gonna like kind of wait and see how it
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goes when I cannot get on the first
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ballot right not on the first ballot
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right you and you want to be in and
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other thing is all of our movies depict
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the united nations of the universe as
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mostly human beings with some blue
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people walking around looking like a
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star wars Senate because we're trying to
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we're trying to get it
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we're trying to get what it's gonna be
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like but in future UFO moviez we're
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going to find more and more that like
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the humans are the weird ones and most
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of the most everybody else there looks
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like a rhinoceros
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yeah but at overtime right we're getting
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accustomed to the idea but the other day
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I was walking on a through a park and I
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saw a group of people now I'm not sure
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are you familiar with the gutter punk
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subculture I think so this is the the
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young and
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willfully homeless Gus Van Sant kids
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right right and and they have this isn't
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about my kind of a private idaho and
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culture they do well it is yes but
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gutter punks within even that culture
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are a very specific brand of my own
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private idaho those okay um where they
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have they have a clear aesthetic and
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four for all of their like they're
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outside earnest like you can if you see
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to gutter punks coming through the Rye
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Luke you're going to recognize them as a
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member of the same tribe
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yeah and that tribe overlaps with you
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know with the normal sort of I i find it
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to be even less punk than it is it's
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closer to like tribal like nine inch
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nails e style you know it is like just
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classic hardcore whatever but it's it's
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it's own tribe and it's a little more
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like dark and gothy no I mean it's like
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tribal scarification and tattooing and
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and like elongated earlobes get the sink
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stoppers him stuff that that that within
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like hardcore community wouldn't exactly
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be what everybody was rocking over there
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but but one of the defining things about
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their about their aesthetic is that they
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mend their own clothes they wear just
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sort of the each one have sort of one
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outfit that they that they mend over and
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over and you have to wonder some of that
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stuff seems pretty mended you know what
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I mean like they like if you're a young
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gutter Punk and you come on the scene
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you've already got a kind of like a
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scarecrow outfit i agree before you
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before you've really well
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wormholes in the fucking somebody gave
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them a nice pair of slacks fit well and
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not accepted
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well where they start mending them right
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away you know a premium but you know
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their most of mostly wearing sort of
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clothes that are based in in black
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colors but then you put a layer of dirt
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and grime on it and it all kind of takes
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on this sort of grey blue like blue-gray
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black color
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I mean there's a certain color of
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garment that if I saw it if I saw swatch
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of it i would say gutter Punk because
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it's because it's a I a patina you
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cannot get any other way
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hmm anyway I have a long long long
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history and involvement with gutter
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punks my I had a good friend whose name
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was grant and he decided at the age of
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about twenty one that he wanted to be
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known as grant Funk Railroad that's not
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even funny the first time I've ever told
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you about Graham well right now I don't
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think you have that was a beautiful guy
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and the gutter Punk how much how much
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time did you really spend on that one
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Grand Funk Railroad I'm sure that what
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happened was like a lot of God upon
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culture it came up at some point when he
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was wasted
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he was high and then the a minute stock
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Grand Funk Railroad God and people would
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refer to him by that name Grand Funk
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Railroad ray row grant was and this was
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at a time when I was you know it's never
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certainly never gutter Punk but also
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never really like a confirmed street kid
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because I always you can't take at a
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certain at a certain point of education
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even self-education you cannot take that
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education back
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yeah as a different and i used to say
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you can't choose to join the proletarian
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right although if you don't have your
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number in your pocket that you could
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call to make it all get better within a
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couple days you know you're not really
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in the front area
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yeah you can't you yeah that's right you
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cannot you can you know I mean like you
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can choose
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use to not eat today but that's really
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different from the legacy of having
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missed a lot of meals as a kid a very
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different thing
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yeah you can choose to not eat for a
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month but it's it's the it's the mother
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teresa Gandhi problem right they they
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went they went all that way to ward the
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identification of themselves with people
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who truly are suffering but they both
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came from they both went to college they
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didn't do it now exclusively look cool
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no no they had the best of intentions
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and a lot of people helped out a lot of
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people I see I see it all the time
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people who are who you know when they
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fix that a wag more bark bark less
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bumper sticker on the back of their
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subaru they mean they they mean it
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I'm not kidding right huh they're not
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just judging know they're helping but so
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these so gutter punks and I we traded in
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the same marketplace for a while and
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grant was actually a very close friend
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and we sort of crashed together often
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crashed upon one another fairly
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regularly when we were too wasted to
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move on down the road and grant you know
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smelled terrible but i did too and but
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he had a certain he was he was prepared
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to go further down the drain
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he's committed he's more committed i was
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at a party with him one time and he he
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stuck a fork into a into a burner on an
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electric stove because we were using the
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burner too hot knife hash and he stuck a
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fork into it because we're also you know
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heating up this hot knife to like a hot
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knife some drugs that nothing and he
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stuck a fork into it and we're like you
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know it's not called hot forkin room
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called knife and he took the fork
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well after it was red-hot and he just
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pressed it into his arm
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uh-huh i was like what are you doing
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something you can learn from watching
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Quincy yeah don't do that but you know
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that's that's where the line between
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months crazy man what are you doing
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look what he was you know he was the gym
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I it was legit what he was legit you
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defending this kind of behavior are you
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but I mean at the time it was like
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that's a pretty good party trick because
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you're gonna have earned fork on your
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arm rest of your life
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yeah that's that's true and you did that
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just now just for our benefit which is
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that like I gotta give it up to that I'm
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not gonna try it i don't have no desire
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to like I'm and just I'm not that
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attracted to things that make less of a
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statement than a t-shirt I would never
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wear well that's what that's not like
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what it was was he committed to what
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he's doing that knows can sign it
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I've been here if you if you I mean
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there are people who have put less
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thought that into tattoos so got to skip
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that one
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so anyway anyone is your point is he's
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committed to the gutter Punk lifestyle
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and ethos well i don't know i'm not even
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sure that gutter punks would describe
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and he doesn't understand what this
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means i'm so that they would describe
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anything about themselves as being a an
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ethos certainly not who or even a
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lifestyle i think i think if you if you
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posed this question to any gutter Punk
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they would just dismiss the whole line
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of questioning outright but here's the
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thing i'm walking through a park and I
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come upon a very large group of gutter
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punks there's probably 20 plus gutter
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punks of all sizes and shapes and
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genders and races right it's a it's
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truly a tribe of gutter punks in likes
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mhm and generally you see about four of
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them at a time right one of them will
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have a 1 will have a german shepherd
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puppy on a on a chain here and you know
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one of them will have a like one of
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their aesthetics is to take the little
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the little metal cap little metal top of
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a bit lighter and they take those and
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and sort of the crunch them into the
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brim of their baseball hats are onto
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their Levi's jacket zoo so it makes it
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kind of little it's a it has the effect
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kind of studs and leather jacket studs
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but it's but they didn't even have to
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pay for the studs they just ripped this
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stuff off of lighters that that are you
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know used old liners are there people
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use every part of the later they use
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every part of the lighter that's exactly
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right now you know and so usually see
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about between two and four of them
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traveling together and there are as many
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female gutter punks is there are males I
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mean it's a very like it it really is
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it's almost like oregon country fair but
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turned into a dystopian future pump
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thing but here's there's 20 25 of them
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all together and I walk up on this group
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very curious like why what is this the
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gathering like why are you all here and
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they're there but they're playing music
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and as I get closer I realized they are
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playing full-on like hillbilly mountain
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music there's a guy with a tiny tiny
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tiny little like piccolo banjo they're
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producing full-on hillbilly not music
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they are then they are rocking it
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uh-huh right there's somebody playing I
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should you not a tub base
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Wow like a broomstick and a washtub and
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I like the wood boom one string bass and
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one coming right there's like that
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there's someone playing what we once
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upon a time called the Jew harp which is
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now a job who wanna hear your boring
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boring boring I went home
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oh there's armonica they're like two
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guitars there's a full-size banjo
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there's this piccolo banjo there's like
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a violin and flute and they're all the
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instruments are all our gutter pumped to
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write they're all like either handmade
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or found and patch to the and the and
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you know it look a little bit like Dexys
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Midnight Runners they looked exactly
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like Texas minute that's all i can see
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if you had if you took Dexys Midnight
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Runners from 1982 who and you put them
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and you chew them up and spit them into
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a hole in the ground like kimchi and
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left it there until now you know you get
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yellow trial and then you gently move
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the dirt aside and inside its got a fox
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is this whole
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is this banjo group of gutter punks and
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the music they're making is great it's
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like I mean like mountain hillbillies
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are not that far away from gutter punks
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anyway and it's it's come full circle
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right it's like this could be 1918 and
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here they are and they're singing and
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playing with a lot of like joy and
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there's a you know there are several
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gutter punks that are part of obviously
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part of the camp train that aren't
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playing music with them currently but
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are sitting around kind of looking like
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sort of sneering and looking like you
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know at and regarding me with a look
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like oh do you like this
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oh is that something that you like which
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is kind of a like a classic punk rock
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move right like where you pull your
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shirt down and show your boobs and then
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when somebody looks at you like oh do
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you like that
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is that something that you like they're
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like oh man really working against the
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grain super shaved now I stopped to
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listen to this band i'm super shamed by
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their friends for liking it because
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those that are we are we entertaining
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you are we like to clown to you not to
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eat its but i'm really in entertained
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and the thing that is most entertaining
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is that this band requires that these
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gutter pumps have done a thing which is
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antithetical to gutter Punk ism which is
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that they have coordinated with one
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another a little bit organized they got
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organized they learned a bunch of songs
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together they are all playing music
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together and yet they are clearly true
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gutter punks right i mean they are you
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can tell by looking at them that they're
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not posers
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this is a real tribe of totally real
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deep deep deep in it never going to be
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part of the normal world gutter punks
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and yet they're making banjo music
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that's actually good and I was like this
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is fucking UFOs
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oh right axis now is an analogy is the
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is which part of an analogy
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I don't know this is what so you're
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saying you're saying Dexys Midnight
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Runners gutter Punk committed committed
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kimchi people they might actually
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literally be UFOs I'm saying that the
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that the band diagrams are starting to
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overlap things on this is one of the
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signs know what strain it does not
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strain credulity have to tell you that
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as as RA okay so here's the thing you do
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a ido Pepsi challenge is this person
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info which one of these peoples info
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right i mean i think i think you know
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five times out of 7 i'm I picked the
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gutter punks
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well line up against the wall right
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here's your here's your straight-laced
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banker mr. business yeah man here's your
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here's your housewife who's taking a
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little bit of mothers little helper
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every day and then using hypocrites
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here's a cover your good or pumpkin
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Louie alternative lifestyle plate and a
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lighter in my head which one's the roof
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oh right everybody's gonna say the
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businessman or the housewife
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no one's going to say the gutter Punk
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yeah because too obvious through but in
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fact that this was that this was I think
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a little bit of a sign and write a
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little bit of a glimpse behind the
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matrix because how many people know
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enough about gutter punk subculture to
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walk up on a thing like that and say
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wait a minute this is weird
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the gathering of the gutter punks I'm
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see my concern not only scripture story
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here but my my thing is like I feel like
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and maybe this is just the entire
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entitlement of being my age and having
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been been through you know a couple
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rodeos i feel like i can look at the
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gutter punks and oh yeah you know that's
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stupid but I get that I get what they're
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going for their hey man there's a lot of
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housewives out there that I would find a
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lot more inscrutable maybe we are we all
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we all get the UFO we deserve
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well that's exactly right like a beard
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if you are living in the suburbs and
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there's a housewife that's behaving
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abnormally mhm
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that's not that unusual right because
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people playing people who complain about
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the food that was brought to a potluck
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at an elementary school
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I'm much more likely to think that might
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be a new phone well no that's the thing
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though every housewife in the suburbs is
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unusual in her own way
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I'll anna karenina yeah exactly so the
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woman that's that's complaining about
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the food at a potluck she's just
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behaving she's behaving consistent with
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the overarching scheme of a housewife
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who is drinking a little bit of white
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wine in the morning right but if you saw
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for suburban housewives walking down the
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street all carrying field hockey sticks
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who over their shoulders John are like
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if you saw for housewives playing field
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hockey you would know that that was
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maybe a little bit unusual shape sure
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that's what that is the equivalent of
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seeing 25 gutter punks playing banjos
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okay yeah i get i get i can sigh i can
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tell you that the thing I really get i
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can get how that must have been a really
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crazy experience except very subtle
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right because at first blush you're like
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oh there's a bunch of gutter punks and
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they're being a pain in the ass yeah but
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then to to see them like passionately
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playing music well on home-built
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instruments it was just it either either
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that subculture is expanding because
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because a fake gutter Punk in that
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situation would not have cut it right
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that that the core of that group was was
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was definitely down seem like a Steve I
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shut up or something right or some more
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like a vest some crusty kid who's who
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you know who is just running away from
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home who write like wouldn't wouldn't be
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part of this game
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these guys are going to the bottom of
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the ocean together but like yeah so
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anyway it just seemed to be one of those
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signs of like stuff's going to start to
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come unraveled everyone so while you're
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going to put put a credit card into one
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of those parking meter things and it's
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going to say today you're parking is
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free em USA what that never happens
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right and there's a reason it never
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happens because these computers now our
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program to be pure evil but all of a
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sudden the parking meter is just pumping
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out like free tickets
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oh when you stand there you watching the
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next person has to pay you like that was
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just for me
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little things little things are going to
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start going right
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ok and so that what does that indicate
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well that's just I mean little things go
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wrong all the time
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oh yeah that's a jamup day but when
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things little things start going right
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oh when the check engine light goes off
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oh right right right when the when the
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when the closet door that's always stuck
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stops ticking interesting it's like
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who's laying the groundwork for what
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here huh
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see what I'm saying i think i do I think
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they do when the gutter part punk start
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organizing and contributing to society
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and the form of music truth like in a
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way they're violating their credo but
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it's still consistent with their queen
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no I don't understand how it's possible
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it's like bending light who is a juggalo
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thing for you what well you know you
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remember you have to change of heart
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about the Juggalos oh I see what you're
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saying you know if you use some of your
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dive deep on a culture
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i'm suing google them and then but in
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this case is out of your personal
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experience you seen people jamming the
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tops of lighters into their have to go
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to keep that with a bandana and dogs not
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that cute actually talks prescreened
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just crunchy GOG uh the thing about
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juggalos is that liberals so I do not
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fit right there must be some a gutter
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Punk juggalo overlap but i don't think
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there's much
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ok ok gotta Punk's state keeping
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themselves
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I i'm still waiting for the juggalo
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risin and I know that they most
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definitely feel chosen by the who folds
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but I think that's another one of these
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dick cheney eaten cows with bleep blorp
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I think you're right sit for example
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let's say you decided you want to get a
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personal assistant you probably would
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not go on Twitter and say hey does
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anybody want to be my personal assistant
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well you might not okay I do it all the
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ok ok because the body is getting a lot
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of vetting to do and it's not going to
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be the most qualified people because
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what kind of super qualified person sits
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on Twitter looking for a job and just
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answer something randomly you would want
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to do something a little more strategic
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so the UFOs would not necessarily want
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to go to the people who are
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we regard themselves you don't say it's
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a little bit on the nose yeah they're
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not they're not walking up on people
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that have a heaven and like a green
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alien on a t-shirt on a really long
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baggy t-shirt I hope not i just really
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really really yeah i really hope not or
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like alien part Simpson or something i
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really hope not but they might sidle up
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so one of those let's say let's say
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you're a juggalo who's got an alien face
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on a long t-shirt
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mhm everyone's well you gotta go to the
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dentist right because your mom is gonna
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say you gotta go to the dentist your er
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slaughter insurance might as well use it
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right you're not a gutter punk who never
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goes to the dentist to stay back
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you're a you're a juggalo who sometimes
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makes it back to Grandma's house and
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drink a lot of pop gonna get taken care
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of you probably haven't seen your mom in
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a long time but you do see your grandma
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she understands and she's going to take
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you to the she's going to take you to
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the dentist so you get in the elevator
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at the dentist's office and you're
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riding up a dentist's office on the
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fourth floor because now the buildings
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in your town or taller than five stories
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tall right on the second floor elevator
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stops the door opens the guy gets in
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he's going up to and in the space of
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going up two floors you juggalo in the
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in the glow-in-the-dark alien smoking a
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bong t-shirt yeah have a conversation
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with this guy
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you get off on the fourth floor to go to
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the dentist's office he stays on to go
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to the fifth floor and completely but in
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the course of those two stories that you
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travel together he gives you some
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information about UFOs that indicates to
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you that you have been tapped
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ok right that's how it's going to happen
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that's how it's going to happen to a
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juggalo oh all I see what you're saying
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and he's only thinking what could be
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like a matrix kind of scenario like an
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agent smith type is gonna sign up right
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and then they're going to go back to
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their tribe they're gathering they're
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gonna say dudes dudes I had an
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experience right and that's going to
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galvanize a certain little quadrant the
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Juggalos are going to go you know
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they're going to go into the the next
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day with new knowledge new information
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so that when the anchorman comes
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they are prime didn't know their job
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who in the big in the system right
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whoo-hoo
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when the anchorman starts appearing on
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the television monitors at the at the
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toad in the hole
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they're ready they know they know what
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this is about
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stay tuned for a very special
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announcement up here comes here comes
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the anchorman
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dude Shh anchorman i love the name so
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much I don't understand why are using it
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but i really like it because he could be
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the anchor man like in a relay like
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you're the way the first guy that does
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not drop the baton of stupid anchorman
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you're the last one you got you got to
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do that last quarter mile what I'm not
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claiming is that the UFOs are giving me
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any privileged information who they are
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just picking me to sit in the chair and
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have the experience of experiencing the
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who posed for the first time with
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everybody as a kind of proxy
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uh-huh so that I'm seeing it just as
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everyone else is seeing it but I'm on TV
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saying look this is what we're seeing
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am i right are we seeing this yes I am
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worried are you worried this is gonna
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seem perfidious or disloyal to your
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countrymen
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well this is this is what this is the
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trust this is why they picked me right
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as the trust that I'm able to in inspire
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where other people are like is this guy
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just feeding us a lot of ball is he just
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brought some brainwash juggalo like my
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way out why a phony award-winning
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podcaster and Roderick yeah why should
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we listen to this guy he's just telling
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us what the aliens want us to hear seems
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Gibby Carson Daly yeah exactly that's
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exactly right you don't make a lot of
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people going to say a lot literally
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that's what people are going to say when
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a constant your part you're part of the
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you know Carson Daly is already a Borg
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right Jimmy Kimmel right like they
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they're already paired in with the alien
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masters want them to say why not just
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use one of them
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yeah I mean it's interesting so obvious
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that's the key right
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in order fresh fresh spin on the brand
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yeah in order for people to truly trust
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the messenger The Messenger has to be
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outside The Messenger has to be able to
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criticize the message interesting right
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so so they don't see you as a dupe or or
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a mobile or Schmo no i'm not a Schmo or
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ammo or dope or adult I'm like I would
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be so happy if UFOs do something weird
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before right if the if stuff starts
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going going a little bit sideways or
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inexplicable yeah i would be there
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saying well now wait a minute this is a
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little bit inexplicably tell me you you
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might be comically clip on a shit I
[TS]
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would be calling the glee clubs are I
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mean then the thing is they're way ahead
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alright they know i'm gonna be calling
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them on this shit but I but you know the
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end and the hole is that does the boot
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fear the aunt does the boot for the and
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Frank the whole game would be this is
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what the amazing thing about the game
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the whole game would be my aware enough
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I at what level am i aware of of my
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culpability at what level am i aware i'm
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being too right and I would always be
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searching for the next layer of being
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duped like I always already think about
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how many people join the army knowing
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exactly what happens to people who join
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the army but why we have an army we well
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I don't want to put too fine a point on
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it but you know sometimes we have wars
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and you're gonna have to go die and you
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sign up for that that that's your job
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now you also probably get a college
[TS]
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education and medical care for life but
[TS]
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let's set that aside for now you're
[TS]
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saying you going to this
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yeah yeah open open wide eyes shut
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hardheart open you go into this and
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you're already right you're right you're
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ready to go into this great guns you're
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gonna you're gonna ride this thing as
[TS]
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long as it goes but you can keep your
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eyes open
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well that's I mean this is what
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qualifies me for the job right because
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we already spend all day every day going
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I know I'm being duped a thousand
[TS]
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different ways how like I accept accept
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refined sugar i accept the fact that
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they are playing a weezer in the grocery
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store now I accept the fact that i
[TS]
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cannot drive a car without putting a
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seatbelt on because the car will lecture
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through a series of bongs who I I accept
[TS]
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all these things i know that i'm being
[TS]
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mind-controlled yeah yeah but i'm also
[TS]
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looking for the next layer of mind
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control and the one after that
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hmm that's the job that's the job gang I
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think I'm finally getting its the same
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reason when they call me up for jury
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duty and I go the I really don't want
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jury duty and go really tell us more
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I say ah i just i kinda don't trust the
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system i can't anything no offense you
[TS]
01:33:31
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guys you know but I add the system seems
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weird the two jury things i've sat on I
[TS]
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tried really hard but I still didn't
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feel great about how it turned out and
[TS]
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you know it's it's it's difficult and
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they all look at each other and their
[TS]
01:33:42
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fucking licking their chops because you
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know what I just identify myself either
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identify myself as the ultimate juror
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that both sides would love because I've
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shown that I fret and I think about it
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and I don't have a hard-on for either
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that's right right and that's that's
[TS]
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kind of you at the UFOs that's right
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they start to attorneys three aliens
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they want somebody who's who's up there
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saying what everybody's thinking right
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and that's how people learn to trust
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this the spokesman and but then the game
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for me would be like I know that's what
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they're doing to you know and I'm saying
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that out loud
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ladies and gentlemen I share your
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concerns I is I've talked to bleep blorp
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about this i have I i believe me I
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understand
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ladies and gentlemen let's ask ourselves
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this question is dual the last 1i think
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that's where the fucking school yeah
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like good look let me handle that let me
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worry about that but is even the last I
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don't think zoo is I think zool is
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probably the guy behind the desk at the
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US Embassy in New share
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it's all I can do not to think about
[TS]
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what is the nature of the fourth Ruffo
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if you've gone past the daiquiri kept
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giving some unisom hold now full count
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with Janie and the electric chain is
[TS]
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still sitting there on the couch you've
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met less than a gaseous form inside of a
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space raincoat you go into the
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refrigerator and up the stairs as their
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mhm right and then what
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then what you cross the streams
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obviously at that moment you get you get
[TS]
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a get a team of three female
[TS]
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Ghostbusters and you cross the stream
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easy text the question comes what are
[TS]
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you okay with that are you okay with not
[TS]
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knowing what exists behind that fourth
[TS]
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door it sounds like you're okay with
[TS]
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that and you're maybe even now you're
[TS]
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curious who can know what's behind the
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fourth door entry clinton hillary
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clinton who she's the one that knows the
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contingency plan if anything happens to
[TS]
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you god forbid is there
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do you have a contingency plan in mind
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for who could be your second in this
[TS]
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that's not i don't think that's you
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think they have to just blow just cancel
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the whole thing Johnson china is not
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available
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me and various earth-death I mean death
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i think but i think the first they're
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gonna put me through one of those
[TS]
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airport scanner and this is where they
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fix that's what they fix your help
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yeah they fix my help you the first
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three times you said this I thought it
[TS]
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was a very very funny pit and I was 32
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realize it's not a bit
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no it's not a better at all they're
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getting on the first thing first thing
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they're gonna do is they're going to
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repair the ligaments in my ACL like your
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01:36:19
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space and tommy john surgery they're
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gonna do they're gonna they're gonna
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they're gonna clean me out you're gonna
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take off all the skin tags no RX about
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your heads not gonna be allergic to
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itself anymore
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that's right my little broken finger is
[TS]
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going to be able to straighten itself
[TS]
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out all the while about your teeth are
[TS]
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gonna fix your teeth absolutely going to
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fix my teeth that's what I'm really way
[TS]
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that's so nice to just corn on the cob
[TS]
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again huh
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they're going to take all the little
[TS]
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cancerous cells that haven't started to
[TS]
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metastasis eyes yet yeah they're going
[TS]
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to just take them out that's this is
[TS]
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nothing for them I was like well yeah
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it's like running a helmet over a
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sweater to them this is nothing that i'm
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i'm going to be like I'm gonna be like
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washed rice after this they're just
[TS]
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going to comb out all the impurities and
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then I mean maybe after the anchorman
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has you know there's gonna be a certain
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point which my brain can't handle it
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anymore
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yeah and then they're going to retire me
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22 availed somewhere you think they put
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you did they put you down with UFOs I
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made by this point I mean you're going
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to live for
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let's be honest about 700 years yeah
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because we've well as we discover with
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chance even if we fix all the things
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that's still a statistical probability
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is very very difficult to live beyond a
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certain amount of years in your case i'm
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gonna say they're probably give you the
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undercoating and not charge you for it
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also may be all things so you don't get
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featured skin tags it comes right from
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the factory the undercoating comes right
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they know diseases we haven't even heard
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of yet they're gonna fix you're gonna be
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good to go but something's gonna happen
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heat death of the universe but 700 years
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from now you're gonna need to retire
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let's call it a month usually and 700
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years yeah what is it the seven 6969
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night he went over 29 but I feel like
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seven is good for me
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yeah but you know I was talking to my
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mom the other day and it's been very hot
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up here in the northwest
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I was gone for the weekend and I came
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back I was like a mom would you do this
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weekend she said well I mostly read and
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I said immediately
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wow that sounds like a great weekend and
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she was like it really was and then I
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heard us as though listening from
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outside i was like huh that's
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interesting
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my mom spent the entire weekend reading
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and I immediately identified that and
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and identified with that as like a great
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weekend and internet like stop to
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process it you just go like that sounds
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really wow you just you just read all
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Wow but there are a lot of people that
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would not think that was a great weekend
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and there are a lot of people that would
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think that was a horrible weekend and
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there are a lot of people that wouldn't
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be able to process those words was
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considered a weekend
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why would you what you know you know you
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know let's say I'm let's say the
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anchorman is 700 years old man will you
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eventually start referring to yourself
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in the third person regularly
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well we'll see website with the
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anchorman start referring to himself in
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the third person will see what the
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anchorman besides because the anchorman
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is an independent thinker and i was
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going to decide for himself
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you have no idea how much wisdom you're
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gonna keep that you have to worry about
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stupid shit anymore well you obviously
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there's still tons of stupid chick you
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discover new kinds of stupid shit you
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didn't know about but you're not going
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to think about skin tags and eczema you
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guys think about that finger in your
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all that stuff is gone and i'm assuming
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there's also beer
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now you can you can you can now you're
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now you are truly living what we thought
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you know back in the 1960s Peter Drucker
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we're gonna have this creative culture
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in the life of the mind haha this is
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living that the anchorman the anchorman
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right and the anchorman it is a job
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being the anchorman so that they're
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obviously they're filling my CC
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seriously everything's a job John it
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doesn't have to be a bad it's not a
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death sentence to have a job but nobody
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pays is what I'm saying oh so that like
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my bitcoin indicator is likened ding
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ding ding or whatever the definitely
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paying space dollars
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well they would but what are bitcoins if
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not space dollars i'm getting sick haha
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