Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► I'm Merlin how's it going good i really [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► like your new avatar your skype avatar [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► thank you dr. head or whatever dr. [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► Scarface and shiny thing where I change [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► things periodically oh whoa you just [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► recently change your passwords can say [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► uh oh my i'm always change my passwords [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► when you have a new password do you make [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► it so that it's something that you can [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► type quickly or is it something that you [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► have to kind of spider type like at [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► spider typing okay actually asking [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► yeah I would never choose a password [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► that i can remember i see and i use a [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► little computer program that remembers [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► my passwords for me [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► how do you remember the computer program [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► huh who blue penis is the blue penis man [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► I mean I mean I mean [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► whoa words all the way I mean what oh so [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► you just have the password to you have [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► the password to the computer machine [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► yes and it has the passwords to [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► everything i have a password to the [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► computer machine and then my password [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► program has passed phrase which is a [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► long sentence that type that in and then [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► that lets me get to individual passwords [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► oh I see you have a passphrase a [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► passphrase you have a pass phrase which [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► is like opposite dolorem upset dolorem [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► consecutive MIT this is ronnie was [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► Ronnie and it's something that only you [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► could know i don't know maybe my want to [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► talk about it it's not photos of your [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► keys [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► it's not what mr. Fidel did everybody [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► hear from mr. fail did see that's the [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► bigger wouldn't work exactly because [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► nobody knows that's that's my passphrase [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► he came prodigiously in his shorts but i [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► changed all those two zeros because I'm [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► leet wow you learned about that in 4chan [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► I yeah sure i'm not a new but I'm i [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► right am i right [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► this is terrific do-si-do radical Ali's [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► totally i do inverted Mobius oh is that [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► my trick move him inverted Mobius if you [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► started inverted Mobius be allowed to [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► finish it is just keep turning around [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► hand I think you're finished with you [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► when you land and pitches no matter [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► where you are on the loop i don't know [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► exactly why our when this started but [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► for some reason uh maybe starting a few [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► months ago whenever I see some some kid [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► walk around the neighborhood vaping i [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► would say first interest in my head I go [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► 68 bro huh [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► and then increasingly i would kind of [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► say it under my breath ago six great bro [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► break if something happened in the last [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► couple weeks and I I don't even realize [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► i'm doing it i just go sick bro which [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► now I'm making friends well now i'm [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► doing it for skateboarding tricks and it [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► feels pretty good so we're using sick [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► vape bro two people could further [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► skateboarder they don't land the trick [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► it feels it feels so good and it feels [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► so right because there's 200 you know [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► you see those people that they look a [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► little bit he kept off their tribal or [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► merely live in a car and it's it's a [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► it's a guy who could be 16 or it could [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► be 60 and he keeps riding a skateboard [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► and try to jump over the bike rack and [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► he keeps making a big noise and falling [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► down and doing it over now first of all [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► I want to say to this young or old man [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► you know hakuna matata I admire your [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► persistence for feeling the need to [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► write a children's toy over a bike rack [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► stick with that letters they're going to [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► get a lot of letters [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► yeah I know it's hard when i think about [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► vapor yeah i think your piping of your [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► friend Scott Simpson family he's not [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► really a vapor though I'm no see we talk [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► about what's the dividing line between [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► one who babysat a vapor I think it's one [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► thing to have an ethernet wizard [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► cigarette and it's quite another thing [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► to have that little RTT dildo is ok [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► alright I see what you're saying [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► when you get you wonder like this is [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► probably what futurist from the forties [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► thought it would look like if you had [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► polio or asthma in 2016 this is what he [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► who continues I will take a minuscule [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► amount of my space medicine food and [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► litter name is Dan tenten tenten isn't a [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► yeah it is it a baby christmas Benny [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► Goodman signal yeah like a space [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► clarinet i don't know why i don't know [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► why i think it's quite so funny as i do [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► except that it's one of those things [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► where you're like an old person you see [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► something that perfectly encapsulate the [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► silliness of a certain generation [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► regardless of whether the individual [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► people are or are not rhodes scholars [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► and good people [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► there's something that just encapsulated [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► like what we're gonna laugh about and [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► you see this in something like when you [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► first see a movie that sends up a trend [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► that's 15 to 20 years old so yeah you [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► know you show a movie about that's [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► essentially what the late eighties and [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► there's gotta be some kid with like at [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► all fade and it's gonna be some people [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► in like neon clothing there's the kinds [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► of things that immediately jump out to [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► us [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► oh my god that's all remember hat we can [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► look but there's that thing that jumps [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► out at you that it takes 15 years to [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► really sink in for most normal people we [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► go oh my god that's so weird that we all [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► did that and that seemed normal for a [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► while [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► yeah well think about like at the time [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► River Phoenix hair seemed like it was [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► like a fat right you'll see it mocked in [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► that kind of Arab like long wispy bangs [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► across your space [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► no kid got it you're talking about that [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► did leonardo dicaprio Titanic Arab [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► that's right that's right i think of it [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► as River Phoenix sure I think he was [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► their first I think that the key was the [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► John the Baptist's to that no for [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► shizzle [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► but but whatever Phoenix air turns out [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► who is a perennial style where we're [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► always going to have river phoenix area [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► I think it's kinda cool actually that's [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► right ok so if I was out if I was out to [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► do and always I would have little track [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► I've had it I've had it [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► anytime but do you remember there was a [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► done you may not because you might have [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► been sequestered somewhere in florida [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► where army jackets didn't have a [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► mustache [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► yeah but in the questionable situation [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► is one of the primary performance [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► characteristics of Florida yeah right [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► for precisely i mean because you're all [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► preparing for the for the the super wave [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► yeah NP the Jesus losing sports losing [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► sports the entire state just doing that [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► was a great canneries me for making [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► anyone without losing sports losing [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► sports [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► yeah that's actually the brand of my [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► underwear oh well but there's one that's [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► the silver in it gets over it now that's [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► different the silver underwear is [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► different that your feet are for [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► protecting underwear it it's a it's like [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► a Faraday cage [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► well thanks it's a Faraday cage for your [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► for your business [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► it keeps the the the electromagnetic [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► pulse out of my junk that's nice i was [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► on the eff site day and a half ago and i [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► saw i was buying some eff items and I [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► saw that they have several are fit [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► protecting things you can get you cannot [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► get our foot protector for your passport [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► you can get one free wallet is the eff [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► site the one that listens to the signals [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► radio station from the linkages with [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► Jeff Tweety know it's the Electronic [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► Frontier Foundation and they're trying [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► to protect us from things they have a [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► seed bank [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► all right exactly the seed bank people [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► are you know hang on a minute talking [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► about like a survivalist thing about [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► like rubber see if you don't think of [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► the WWF the World Wrestling Federation [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► that protects the pandas a lot of people [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► their seed bank is just a pile of the [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► abuse issue but ok I'm gonna help seed [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► bank right here talking about his back [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► weeks i know i want to go but I want to [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► go back and revisit the idea of it [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► alright a whole day thing I want to get [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► back I want to get back to this see fit [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► thing you're talking about or whatever [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► whatever i just missed it all our fish [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► are fed but uh but no I remember very [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► distinctly in the early nineties when [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► the when the first wave of not not like [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► raver the first wave of ravers I think [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► of as sort of madchester [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► manchester ravers right but the second [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► wave of waivers if you will where they [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► were where they all had pacifiers and [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► giant pants and they were wearing shop [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► classes and they would they're very [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► Burning Man II like they had they had [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► goggles on bottom [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► yeah and I know I know what you mean it [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► wasn't there was a cross over there was [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► the because he had I mean not be too [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► precious about this but you have like [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► house music it was kind of a thing I was [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► right presents but then the Madchester [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► came along and you had all that bullshit [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► like happy mondays which I wish I still [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► can't believe anybody like and what [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► wasn't letting you know it was our [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► program it's a lot of stomping and a lot [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► of screaming and and it wasn't very good [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► and i could really sing in the music [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► wasn't really any particular kind of [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► music but it was of its time and so [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► people go and they dance around that [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► because their english and then and [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► favorite [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► yes yes yes recently French hmm how [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► butBut second wave i was a friend when [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► you get into more the the statistic and [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► stuff right now we get the waivers I was [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► afraid of a that I was kind of like with [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► the with the space clarinet [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► yeah it seemed like wait a minute is [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► this the thing we're all going to laugh [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► or is this the have we turn to the page [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► is this the new because everybody going [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► to be doing this in 15 years and will [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► never remember a time like having a foot [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► in both those worlds on the one hand you [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► go [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► clearly it's silly for grown men to wear [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► clown pants and have a pacifier on the [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► other hand like you know I you know I [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► don't reject everything out and just [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► don't understand it well exactly right [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► and and there are so many things right [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► now I was thinking about this the other [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► day so many so many things right now [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► where you're like is this the is are we [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► at the beginning of a thing where this [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► is the this is a lasting I'm missing out [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► it's like it's like it's like will be [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► like in 1969 like I'm not doing snapchat [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► I told the snapshot i find it totally [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► confusing my the guy who goes like I'm [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► not gonna watch the moon landing because [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► that's not such a big deal right [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► ru ru on the wrong side of history right [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► or I mean in particular right now we [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► have so many ideas that are fashionable [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► so many ideas about what the what the [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► futures gonna look like or how I got my [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► whole life my whole young life I was [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► like dad you don't know anything [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► perfect dirt and then as I got older I [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► was like all turns out my dad knew some [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► stuff you know [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► now we're in a cultural moment where [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► there's a whole generation of people [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► like you don't know anything and maybe [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► they're right [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► hmm or maybe they work a stranger John [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► yeah maybe their culture maybe it's [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► maybe some of these ideas are cultural [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► called a sec it's really hard to know I [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► agree how we're gonna be in 15 years [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► would always get the thing is that there [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► are certain kinds of things like you [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► know in retrospect looking at video of [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► civil rights protesters like they had [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► everything going for them they had they [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► had had a really shitty history as human [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► beings terrible things were visited upon [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► them and yet they looked cool [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► the acting cool they were tough as nails [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► and like to see like a well-dressed [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► black woman getting hit with a fire hose [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► you're like holy shit how could anybody [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► not look at that and go [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► god I hope that lady wins whatever it is [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► that she's winning yes even if it's a [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► weird idea even like but even like I was [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► watching a watching Muhammad Ali a [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► biography the other night like a [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► documentary and like you say what you [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► will about loose connection of Islam but [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► man those guys look sharp [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► they look sharp that was a great look [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► and so in retrospect that yeah the [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► candidate plus pluses and minuses but [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► I'm trying to say is you cannot always [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► judge the space clarinets and the [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► waivers in the burning and burning hair [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► that's right you can't always judge it [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► by how well they pull off the fashion [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► park is there could be an a/c the back [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► to the seed bank a seat of a fantastic [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► idea buried inside all those clown pants [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► this is what I worry about because if I [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► if I if I launched myself back into the [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► early eighties when i'm watching buck [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► rogers in the 21st century there was a [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► lot of dancing in that television show [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► that revolved around people each [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► grabbing one end of a scarf [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► sometimes a long ghazi scarf and and [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► kind of waltzing around as though around [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► the Maypole except there's no pole [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► they're just holding the scarf up in the [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► air and with things like fancy chamber [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► music well [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► sort of except play through space [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► closest space space space again right so [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► it was space music and they were doing [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► this dance that seemed kind of like a [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► cut like a mating dance but they were [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► obviously very sophisticated space [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► people of the future and it actually [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► kind of connected to the dancing that [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► they did in the Bill and Ted's Excellent [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► Adventure sort of you know the guitar [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► swooping everything in the future as [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► seen from the eighties involved some [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► kind of hand motion dancing is kinda [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► like like what like morris dancing meets [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► rhythmic gymnastics who is except very [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► slow right it always timed first slowly [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► like the buck rogers dancing was very [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► slow so was the guitar swooping motion [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► of Bill and Ted it was all very you know [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► it's not like frenetic dancing and so [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► you so you look now and you think ours [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► is it [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► are we actually closer to the future [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► with with the goggles in the the clown [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► pants and the vaping then we are because [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► you know when I see a picture of Malcolm [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► X in nineteen sixty or when i see that [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► you know the the people in Selma like [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► you're absolutely right there is sitting [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► there at the lunch counter like inland [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► necktie there's no better fashion in the [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► history of times so badass and 1959 to [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► 1962 and you wonder like it's sort of [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► like the cars the cars of 1967 why don't [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► we just go back to that we've never let [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► you know in this is the crazy is I sound [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► like absolutely crazy person but because [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► but i think because those passions [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► actually predate me i'm not doing the [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► weird nostalgia thing of like why what [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► hey why don't we just all drive 1987 [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► cars which would sound crazy but to say [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► 1967 cars from before I was born [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► that doesn't sound crazy room 18 when [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► they just doesn't sound crazy but the [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► problem is the people do try to do that [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► but when they do it would be like going [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► to like the cheap carnival in town where [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► they want to draw the caricature of you [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► with the giant head kicking a soccer [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► ball and that's not really what i look [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► like that's what you get for buck feels [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► like he's 57 like if you were actually [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► seen one of these cards these things you [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► need [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► you think that people make today looking [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► box that arise from amazon it just [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► happens to be painted orange yeah yeah I [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► one time I was walking across the [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► Charles Bridge in in Prague and it's [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► covered with people doing those drawings [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► except they're not just thinking that [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► mug [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► no that was a different town so I can [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► get all your brief anecdote straight [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► it's like there's a lot of a lot is [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► going on the bridges in Europe that's it [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► that's the main because what happens is [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► the people on the one side of the people [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► on the other side they meet in the [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► middle [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► yeah let's sit down on the girlfriends [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► are always feel they're doing that [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► people have little contraptions where [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► there there it's like an organ grinder [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► and some little puppet is damn thing I'm [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► sure that you'll find somebody with a [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► monkey a lot of people are drawing [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► there's juggling you know it's a it's [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► like it's a thing half the tourists in [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► Prague only go across the bridge to go [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► back across the bridge got a bridge like [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► that right but oh that's right you do [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► but there's a lot of there's a lot of [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► people that actually have to go across [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► this bridge and i'm missing to think of [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► it that way because like I never thought [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► in quite those terms like what do you [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► use for a bridge the primary use the [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► bridge for most people is to go from one [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► side to the other for a while and then [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► probably come back the other people just [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► think of the bridge that thing that you [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► just go over and come back you go over [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► and come back right how many people how [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► many people go over the golden gate [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► bridge and come back so was yesterday [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► was it was so foggy and so windy and [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► they're all these people out there [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► taking pictures of themselves being held [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► i felt that let me know when you think [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► about that [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► what would you estimate it was forty [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► percent of the trafficker sixty percent [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► as far as like obviously the foot [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► traffic there's not that many people [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► that are commuting from sausalito just I [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► just gotta just need to get from need to [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► get from the presidio up to the Marin [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► Headlands for my executive job know a [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► lot of people on bikes and you know and [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► no matter how many times it's it never [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► stopped being funny this is San [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► Francisco is the TSA agent of the world [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► we keep telling people [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► ladies and gentlemen please I know it [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► says June on your calendar [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► I know it's probably june in Germany [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► somewhere please please wear long and [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► hoes and [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► where some long pants yeah for sure sure [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► you're gonna freeze your ass off but it [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► was on the Charles Bridge le ok oh why [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► stopped one day and this is the comments [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► over the lava River Park yeah the blue [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► top [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► oh yeah okay I know what you mean i'm [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► sorry confused for a minute sava mm [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► apparently bridge it's just a stone [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► bridge is that the one that's the one [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► that's exactly right it has statues [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► along its wing of all be important [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► saints of the Czech people and it's very [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► it's one of these bridges where ya tens [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► of thousands people go across that [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► everyday for absolutely no reason I [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► happen to feel like there's a really [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► great break bakery on the other side no [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► one ever goes to it because just waiting [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► it's just waiting there for the normals [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► for the people that are like I gotta go [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► across the Charles Bridge on my way to [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► work and I think probably if you lived [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► there you would avoid it at certain [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► times of the year but I stop there one [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► time having gone across this bridge were [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► not a million times but you know [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► somewhere short of a million more than [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► 15 and there's a guy there he's drawing [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► people and I'm like you know I'm gonna [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► send a drawing home to my mom because is [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► that isn't that a nice thing to do like [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► i'll put it in the mail [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► it's nice it's personal and it's unusual [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► yeah and she'll open this package i want [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► a shot glass or a tiny spoon [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► exactly it's a little thing and and it's [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► like oh I got a package and you open it [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► up [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► it's a hand drawing of my son up from in [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► and and it's not going to say anywhere [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► on it that it was done on a bridge that [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► will be part of the story that i bring [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► home so I sit down this guys doing this [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► drawing and he's chatting to the other [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► drawers around him [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► I'm not going to call them artist who [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► and I get this thing what and when he's [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► done i get this drawing and it is the [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► spitting image of my cousin of creating [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► like he just did my face just strong [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► enough that looked exactly like my [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► cousin's TV so much that I thought about [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► sending it to Stevie like hey we haven't [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► talked in awhile i have this drawing [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► done of you [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► let's not weekend [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► and so I didn't want to send it to my [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► mom because I was like this isn't a [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► likeness of me but but this guys doing [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► this drawing look like send me a picture [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► of your cousin [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► yeah right let's get a weaker this [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► drawing of Stevie not sure what to do [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► with it [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► happy mondays so I so I carried it with [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► me because I'd paid five dollars for it [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► or fifteen dollars i didn't want to [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► throw it away and we'll let you know [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► when the guy was like your drawing I was [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► like hmm [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► and he said five dollars he was it was [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► clear that it was clear to both of us [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► that it was shite but he was like five [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► dollars and are looking here you go [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► I would sort of parted ways without a [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► handshake or anything like right thanks [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► for your help and I but I carried it [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► with me I carried it with me i'm going [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► to throw it away but also i'm going to [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► send it to anyone and knowing I would [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► never display it or use it for anything [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► uh I carry it with me until it became up [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► like a talismanic of a certain kind of [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► thing like here's this shitty drawing [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► that I can't get rid of and i eventually [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► one day like unburden myself of of [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► events and i think i might have even [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► thrown in a river [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► all units a later river huh [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► tell me anyone how at risk i have i have [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► to now i'm giving away a lot of stuff [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► you don't want to do this people are [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► going to be very upset onto this please [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► don't do this [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► are you are very sincerely worried you [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► worried about being our passwords [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► no notnot password okay don't talk more [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► about morris dancing and one password [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► for all my stuff oh my god had it and [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► it's the name of my captain whose name [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► is cat I said the name of the cat on the [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► programs every time to know I what is [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► the actual risk of somebody scanning me [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► as i walked passed out far with for our [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► part of my eyes see that's a good [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► question i don't know i don't know a lot [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► about our foods I i dint get also [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► because i don't know a lot about the way [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► that you capture the information from [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► our fit i remember a few years back [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► really fast [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► sending article about walmart and as [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► there are so many fascinating but like [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► reading basically about how their [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► infrastructure works and we know about [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► things that there just-in-time delivery [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► we know about you know the ability to [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► use computers to track the need for [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► things and what works well what sells [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► well and we know about all the business [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► relationships gonna what's there just on [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► time delivery it seems to me that if you [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► order something you would like it to it [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► to arrive a little bit before just on [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► well jit just in time and so and so part [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► of what part of walmart success comes [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► down to their network of massive [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► warehouse is located around the u.s. and [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► an ability that people like Amazon I'm [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► not gonna extremely good at which is to [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► anticipate what kind of stuff will be [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► needed we're not just based on what [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► season it is infinitely walgreens [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► putting fucking fans up in an aisle in [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► West San Francisco because the [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► summertime [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► yeah nice yeah all thanks for the extra [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► spf50 that would be really handy got [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► mufflers haha but the fuck know so that [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► I got were being real sweet girl called [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► seasonal where we put the Easter shit no [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► more than that so anyway the idea that [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► was just in time is that they have they [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► have the ability to understand a whole [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► lot of stuff about their supply chain [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► from like what where the weather like [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► the basic plastics are mind all the way [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► down to like how people will buy stuff [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► in the store what goes on an end cap [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► which kind of deal together classic [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► pickles all that kind of stuff do you [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► think do you think the Amazon knows that [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► I'm gonna buy new pads for my 75 0 sixes [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► like is there somebody there that's like [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► whew i can feel the disturbance in the [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► force as this has been explained to me [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► it's not quite as creepy or magical as [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► you would think but there is an element [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► and we're going to come back to walmart [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► but the idea with amazon is that they [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► can anticipate what people in the area [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► that they supply are more likely than [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► not to order based on stuff so for [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► example let's say I mean this is [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► probably not scientific but let's say [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► that there is something that's getting [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► super hot like cards against humanity [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► like it's very popular card game has [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► been the number one card game on but [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► something like that there's a new thing [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► that pops up that suddenly goes on a [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► national list goes from number 7280 nine [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► like within [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► few days and therefore about cabbage [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► patch dolls could be could be but the [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► thing is they notice another pattern [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► which is that a bunch of people in the [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► city of San Francisco have added that [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► item to their wish list or matted that [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► item to their cart think about it this [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► way just for the sake of argument let's [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► say a hundred people in San Francisco [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► have added something to their cart the [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► gate given ski given a SI ASI n has gone [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► into their cart if they were just for [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► the just for shits and giggles to have [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► 10 of those in town at the even though [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► they have been ordered yet [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► I was you that's entirely reasonable [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► because it's a pretty good chance [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► somebody's gonna buy those shirts in [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► somebody's cards right and so for stuff [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► so for stuff they can use a whole bunch [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► of different signals to figure out smart [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► ways to supply so that and then [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► obviously what kind of shit like you [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► know cables for iphones for all kinds of [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► stuff [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► butterflies you know every everybody [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► buys on mrs. Myers that's just how it [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► works [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► mrs. meyer's to spray for making your [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► house smell like a watermelon [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► no really people buy this I do have a [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► button for hit the button tickets [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► delivered to my house so your house [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► smells like watermelon land grapefruit [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► it used to smell like bacon and coffee [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► you're sweet to say so so they got [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► really good at this at the walmart and [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► so on trying to get at length is that [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► supposably one part of their ability to [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► do this is our food technology so mean [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► to me by a dingus you open the box and [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► the thing is you open up the box inside [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► the box of the dancing and you notice [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► this is an RV this there's two creepy [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► little things in it is a creepy little [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► white strip and creepy little square [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► strip [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► oh yeah i know those and the story goes [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► that those are there i think one of them [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► is for loss prevention be stealing and [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► the other one is an are fit that is a [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► unique identifier for that serial [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► numbered object right so that at a given [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► time in walmart that stuff gets can to [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► put on the Shelf you [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► they now have like an instant idea of [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► exactly how much stuff is where its it [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► was designed to be for supply chain [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► buttons but because your credit cards [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► got a chip now because your passport has [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► an R fit people are I think the concern [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► people have is that you're walking by [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► somebody's got a scanner going oh IC and [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► so if you're entertaining hallmarks they [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► could pull [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► your data down but it's not like [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► somebody's cruising around in a month [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► you can be fairly close [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► I think that's the thing is it isn't it [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► isn't like you can have a drone fly over [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► the sea and collect everybody's our [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► foods i think it's it's much it's more [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► like Bluetooth i'm guessing so this is a [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► thing if I were one of those people that [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► had some thing in my wallet [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► yeah like you go to the gas station [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► sometimes they're like hey just touch [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► your wallet and we'll take your money [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► yeah I'm like does not seem like a thing [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► I will ever want to do I don't want to [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► touch my wallet to a gas pump out we [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► have the dingus when you get the little [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► fob and then they take my money but it's [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► not a little else [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► it's a thing inside it's like your [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► credit card has the RR foods or some [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► other sometimes a smart champion yeah [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► it's like it's like the the old app bump [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► for a while people would come up and [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► saved a bump he dumped your phones and [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► then have a cream for that now [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► ok I've got four or five people's [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► personal information in my phone that [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► still says like arrived at through bump [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► but like you had bump some kind of bump [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► technology within the card that's in [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► your wallet [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► yes but anyway so I have that enhanced [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► driver's license and I have a past board [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► and i have my my TSA supercard yeah and [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► for a while I carried them around in a [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► little oil sleeve like crazy like a chem [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► trails person yeah you know like tinfoil [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► hat and then one day I was like what is [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► this this is insane like giving some [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► from what am i protecting myself [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► yes some Russian hacker has figured out [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► a way to get my passport information [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► from being close to a gas pump [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► yeah I say you got here we should [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► probably research this with information [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► but my gut is that it was that we're [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► gonna get a lot of letters you know [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► people are going to tell us about [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► looking at my contact link it's just [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► it's just not bring me joy anymore [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► is that right yeah you don't want you [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► what you don't want to hear from fans we [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► that's exactly what you want because i [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► don't hear from ya hands contact me [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► other ways and they say hello I'm [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► talking about I'm talking about today i [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► woke up to a slew of [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► I'm doing this thing now right trying to [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► look at my phone when i first wake up [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► and I and I do other things in my life [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► before look at my phone which is very [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► difficult to do because when you unplug [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► it I can clearly see just out of the [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► corner of my eye that's filled with [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► notifications and I'm like yeah Louie CK [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► says he doesn't masturbate to to stuff [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► it images on computers anymore he sits [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► around and waits until a sexy idea pops [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► into his head [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► oh boy he's ready he's a farm-to-table [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► master baby sure isn't any sits and he [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► thinks about it was like mm-hmm [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► I've gotta add you know like this is a [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► very sexy idea [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► why's it fired instead of like odds 15 [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► I'd better call up some some internet [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► born yeah they're right that's right [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► hey you know he's being self involved in [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► a no and i'm in a much more engaged [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► intellectual way but he is walking as [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► one who now he's super wise so anyway I [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► but i think the notion is that when you [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► got a bunch of emails though you're [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► saying how ya wear the emails offering [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► you the opportunity to apply for a [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► permit show now and get a lot of emails [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► about people wanting to appear on a [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► podcast that I do as you know and then I [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► get a lot of email from people having to [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► they want you to buy a website of mine [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► they want to advertise on a website they [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► want to write on a website of mine and [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► it's just disappearing because i know [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► i'm not going to write back to them but [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► even the effort that it takes to archive [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► / delete the email is exhausting to me [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► yeah I don't like beginning my day with [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► bullshit right you have to comb through [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► all these things [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► yeah and I mean the thing is it would be [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► like I mean look at Minority Report you [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► walk around in the billboards talking [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► and stuff like that it would be like [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► that except the billboards act but hurt [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► if I don't invite into my house to hang [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► out let me ask about your program where [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► you have guessed yes do you do you have [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► guests that once on the Brooklyn not a [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► single time [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► so when people say when you get multiple [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► multiple emails from people saying and I [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► love and follow up just just certainly [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► back i'd love to be a guest on your [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► program let me tell you why would be a [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► good fit [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► it's a war it's an award-winning program [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► yes that's been on the air for a long [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► long time [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► huge never had a guest never had a guest [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► i see yeah there's three parts was least [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► three parts to this [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► and we parted us elsewhere not talk [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► about with you before but you get me you [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► know i get it we get a note and it said [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► the first thing really let's just get [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► this out of the way this is pretty [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► embarrassing for me i am a huge fan of [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► your podcast about productivity I just [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► it's all love your podcast never gets it [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► huge huge fan all the great i have to [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► tell you number two I think I would be a [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► great guest on your show with my new [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► book uh you know a hundred and fifteen [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► new ways to turbocharge your power hacks [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► you won't believe what happens next and [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► then third there's been at length [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► there's an explanation that almost [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► always uses the exact same phraseology [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► which is here's why I think I'd be a [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► great fit hundred one super axe [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► uh-huh in the case of somebody not too [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► long ago named the backbone pet pet [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► wanted to be on the show you and [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► Benjamin and any giving us some links to [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► things that he had recently done buried [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► in those links i went and I looked at [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► the description of an episode of a show [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► he was on a good where I do you have [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► trouble getting bloggers to respond to [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► your emails dog pet [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► ah and there's a part of me my eyes can [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► roll back in my head for a minute like [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► you know like a look at like I touch the [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► max amount set out tree i started went [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► into this vision quest where I was like [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► this guy is fucking awesome [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► yeah because he's done it I know I'm [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► another time there's a guy who only work [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► four hours a week at one time in an [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► interview he told somebody about how he [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► had engineered contacting me even though [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► he kind of knew that I didn't want to [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► talk to him he was able to engineer a [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► way for us to get in contact and show [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► about that he talked about this on [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► another show [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► oh yeah see this is a whole thing this [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► I've been trying to get ahold of merlin [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► mann i know a lot of you have you got [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► the darknet the dark podcast net which [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► is like the podcast about getting some [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► podcast recording on you know podcast [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► but I mean it's just that draw out the [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► humor of what you're describing here and [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► this is what makes me tired [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► is that like to get to the point where [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► somebody has obviously never listen to [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► the show and let's just be clear i don't [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► give a flying fuck whether you've ever [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► heard the show what bugs me is if you [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► pretend your whole pretense of this [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► bullshit email is that you've heard the [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► show [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► when in fact if you'd listened to part [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► of an episode you would know that we [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► have had guest hosts we've had you have [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► Jonathan Coulton rob corddry there's [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► been a handful of people that have [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► students guest house but we've never had [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► anybody on the show in five-and-a-half [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► years to talk about the book [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► no it's never happened know you've never [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► had anyone over your house to talk about [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► a book you've never talked about a book [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► with anybody even on the train to [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► terrible but you know it's just it's [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► there's a don't know what and I am and [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► going into holden caulfield mode right [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► here but yeah I mean talk about it was [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► that have to wake up to that like a fish [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► needs a bicycle [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► oh you're telling me that the lesbian [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► over here I I had an idea [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► this is gonna come back we'll come back [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► we still have to get back to River [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► Phoenix out walmart our foods and I'm [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► still talking about morris dancing I [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► want to know more about our foods who [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► but i feel you need to do some research [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► on that [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► well see I'm it i feel like i don't need [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► to do some research sounds good until [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► you go through because you and other [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► people are going to do that research for [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► me and then you're gonna send me emails [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► that warned me this is so can challenge [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► on i gotta i gotta i gotta text this [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► morning out of texts i keep thinking of [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► tweets as texts now I'm going to think [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► of emails letters instead of starting i [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► received a letter received a letter [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► probably concerned for that wonderful [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► thing where they threaten to explain [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► threatened to mansplain frisbee golf to [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► me and I was like it's so good of you to [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► threaten to do that without doing it [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► like I appreciate that because what [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► they've communicated is I have this [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► information I know you don't want it [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► yeah but listen it's there for you and [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► and that's that's lovely because now i [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► don't have to Wikipedia frisbee golf and [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► up and i was going to know what it's [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► called they probably have a cute name [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► for know they have called disc golf of [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► course for years of you know it's [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► something else so we ever contacted by a [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► Shriner this week as a matter of fact [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► yes I got a lot of schreiner emails from [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► people who had already contacted me [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► explaining that the same trailer [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► different day explaining that shrine is [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► an as an offshoot of or maybe just a [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► like a deeply embedded component of of [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► Masonic life [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► although perhaps in decline or maybe [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► ironically in it in a sentence that's [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► useful but i but I get this may or may [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► not be this and it may or may not be [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► growing more night didn't probe who [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► didn't read the shriner I didn't probe [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► and that also is a component of shrine [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► ism don't buy the shriner but i forgot [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► to say last week was so as I was a yes I [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► was as I was describing out my mom hates [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► Hillbillies over there is nothing she [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► hates more than Shriners oh no that was [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► the second one [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► yeah things number one two things with [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► your mother and your father just review [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► because people don't normally listen to [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► this show two things about your parents [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► while your parents are the least racist [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► people you've ever met probably next to [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► Donald Trump i'm guessing your direct do [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► it there are two groups that your mother [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► with holes nothing in her ire and that [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► is number one Hillbillies and then you [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► had a second you're telling me now the [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► second Shriners yeah we never got back [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► to the second one which is Shriners can [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► she just has this lifelong and it's [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► because she worked as a waitress in ohio [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► in the fifties and see she said the [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► Shriners would come in and they they [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► like they kept cattle prods and they [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► would prob the waitresses cattle prods [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► now they were set getting drunk in the [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► middle of the day and these and you know [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► it's a different era of Shriners right [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► sure [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► temporary a more enlightened age and [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► well yeah I mean now they ride Vespa [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► scooters or so you know now they have [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► porkpie hats then that mirrors on the [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► shoes John Mitchell baby my mom made [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► that sound like a huge minutes in the 56 [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► men with mirrors on the shooters on [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► their shields to this day I still I've [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► never seen mirrors on a shoe but but i [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► do think about it that's why you wear [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► clean underwear in case you're in an [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► accident or far the finest wine with a [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► mirror but she's my Martin great Morris [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► on anymore you never see a Shriner but [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► when I was a kid there and Shriners and [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► my mom was just under her brushed china [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► and sheep and i think so i grew up with [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► a very strong association with Shriners [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► and there was a shrine temple [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► uh-huh not four blocks from our house so [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► they were Shriners all the time driving [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► their little cars like saving kids [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► yeah from sickness yeah and and I I when [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► I went by the shriner temple both very [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► curious about what was happening in [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► are no windows in the building but also [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► like already filled with suspicion and [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► fear of the trainers with their cattle [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► prods horrible [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► yeah I don't gotta go ahead i know i'm [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► paul most definitely remembering this [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► wrong because you know sometimes just [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► words [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► collapse in your head and there's a [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► phrase going through my mind which is [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► shrine circus or Shriner's circus [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► yeah and what I'm remembering probably [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► wrong was that the Shriners had a circus [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► when I was a kid [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► yeah and-and-and I i might be [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► concatenated are conflating the idea of [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► clowns and Shriners and being scared [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► people just feel like there was a circus [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► when I was a kid [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► yeah and now i'm remembering the name of [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► this this temple [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► uh-huh they that was very clever [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► actually they called it the AL askah [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► like done in an Arabic script like al [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► madina al al bundy right they have [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► changed the name of Alaska into an Arab [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► sounding like Al askah oh come on [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► right they had they hadn't and they did [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► it if they did it in like a script like [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► an Orientalist script font where it felt [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► like an Arab word Alaska and what is [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► that that's like a check Jones cartoon [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► yeah it was very like who united that [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► table down in Albuquerque how but cookie [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► and you imagine that in there there were [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► dancing girls with veils yeah because [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► but there weren't there were little cars [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► and and cattle prods but the idea is [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► this there was a kind of all like really [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► I just started with all respect to mr. [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► syed an Orientalist kind of bent it was [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► very like Egyptian but there was [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► something kind of like spooky oriental [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► about Shriners that seemed [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► self-consciously ridiculous [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► well professors were sort of autumn [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► is there a little bit Turkish yeah yeah [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► yeah but then you get the tiny cars [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► where you're basically saying look at me [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► I'm a dick i'm driving around a tiny car [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► well who knows what a tiny car [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► communicates anymore people might really [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► like i like it i wanted to smoke up i [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► want a little the three quarter sized [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► the rolls-royce to drive back and forth [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► from school the children shiners are [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► probably driving smart cars better they [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► are little tiny ones those little those [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► little BMW ones that look like my boy [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► there's a wreck there was a rash of [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► smart car flipping a couple years ago in [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► severance of people would just turn them [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► upside this is not funny san Francisco [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► has so many fucking problems [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► no but there was a thing where like [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► basically overnight like people were [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► just walking around and with with like [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► you and a few of your buddies you can [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► flip the smart car [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► why with your hands I kind of don't hate [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► that although an apt lawful well there's [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► just so much awful stuff in San [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► Francisco would be funny if it was [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► somewhere else i guess a smart car is an [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► audio yeah if that was happening vnb [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► Emma only like yes exactly [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► yeah I the donors of any spring be any [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► spring I don't know when why didn't we [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► intervene in the be any spring 1918 [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► maicon hi [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► I I don't like smart cars but I do [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► wonder so here they are smart cars [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► things that basically should be given [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► away free because it's just a little [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► it's like a little transporter for two [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► people yeah it's not a thing you should [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► buy particularly nothing you should buy [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► for twenty-seven thousand dollars [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► whatever cost that much [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► I think there are a lot of money and [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► when I think it is the primary thing the [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► size i mean like example like when you [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► get a premium for the speed and handling [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► is it will was the smart part how it [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► handles energy things [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► yeah i think it was not just how it [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► handles energy but it was a whole it was [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► a whole like urbanist revision of the [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► city and that's why sometimes you'll see [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► smart cars backed into the curb at [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► almost like a motorcycle [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► yeah by way of communicating that in the [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► space of thought in the space that it [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► takes to park your car we could put five [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► smart cars there by efficient seeing the [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► entire operation of a cityscape [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► while you the nice thing about a smart [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► card that I do look at you girl smart [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► car is our neighborhood you know what [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► our neighborhoods like and most mr. [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► Rogers are small small garages but also [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► it's kind of weird i mean i don't think [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► these streets were designed i don't know [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► maybe they were designed of street [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► parking [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► but even with the relatively smaller car [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► sizes up today there's still so many [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► places where you can't quite fit a car [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► we're like trying to tie up your horse [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► there i guess so yeah but I mean like [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► you have these two driveways that are [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► just like you know 989 feet of parts in [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► 78 feet apart where there's no way that [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► the jet is gonna fit in there but it's [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► more car baby [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► no problem that's right when did you [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► start saying yeah like Chris wallah how [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► to do that [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► oh yeah cool [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► I I don't like smart cars and in [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► particular I don't like them because [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► I've been waiting 25 years for people to [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► start driving those motorcycles like the [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► one in akhirah do you remember the [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► motorcycle in acura i'm looking it up [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► right now and it was really it was only [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► the leaves the aerated the animated [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► program [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► yeah I was like that's like a light [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► cycle you know exactly you you sit back [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► in it like your kind of driving a [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► chopper almost like a run on that [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► motorcycle [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► yeah and the motorcycle is hinged in the [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► middle somehow like one of those green [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► goblin bikes from the 70 this is cool [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► and it's like what a cool bike [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► all you need to do is just extended the [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► canopy a little bit and it would be an [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► enclosed you know you could use those [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► big fat tires that you see on the back [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► of Harley's now would be a little bit [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► like the motorcycle from the Batmobile [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► but i like what you mean with the big [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► that big fat tire [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► yeah if we're gonna have if we're gonna [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► have a thing like a smart car we drive [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► around like perp i'm an engineer I went [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► to school in Prague why not have a [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► bucking one person light cycle right it [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► would you just have a fucking light [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► cycle into a but you know what's nice [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► about this fat tires it seems to me that [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► one of the problems with the motorcycle [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► is the surpassingly small amount of [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► surface area [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► where the vehicle is touching the road [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► at a given time I mean not many square [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► inches of motorcycle touching the road [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► if you get those big Batman tires but [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► you also introduced a little bit of a [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► Segway gyroscope to it that's exactly [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► right you put some you put some segue [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► technology we have big fat tires you [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► make it you take up let's say [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► particularly a Segway where you lay down [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► a laying down segue but it's but you [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► know those you know those scooters [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► they're like commuter scooters that are [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► bigger and they have big fat butts and [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► people actually write them on the [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► freeway but they're sitting up on it [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► like a scooter like a jonathan pryce [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► Brazil car if you [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► well not quite it's a it's it seems like [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► a lot of times it's sort of a dykes on [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► bikes thing almost but like people ride [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► them to work they go 65 miles an hour [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► butcher but it's like it's a it's open [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► in the middle kind of like a scooter so [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► you can wear your I don't know what suit [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► or kill terse wilt but uh if you can [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► make those why can't you take a [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► bat-cycle a lights light cycle and an [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► acura cycle who lay back with those for [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► a little bit think about them as i have [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► done and then use your a your check [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► engineering education to actually build [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► a cool thing [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► cool rad thing that would never tip over [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► that would protect you from the elements [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► and that probably would be able to use [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► segue technology to prevent you from [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► ever getting sideswiped by a little lady [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► in a Volvo and then this then we'd be in [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► the future right [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► cars not the furniture it's a col de sac [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► nobody wants that nobody wants to ride [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► around in a hard chair you want to lay [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► back and you're super cool motorcycle [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► but the thing is that the Batman and the [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► light cycle both have a real aggressive [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► forward leaning position don't [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► absolutely late like a crotch rocket [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► yeah but the akhirah bike you're like [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► your cooling out you're like it's like [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► you're in an Eames chair [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► mmm in fact what if you co branded it [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► with a name that's pretty good [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► that's more people people love stuff [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► like that see it be could be mid-century [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► modern except in the future [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► mm okay with killing people see very [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► easy amounts of free around about design [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► just slightly out of reach justify which [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► i think is actually what Design Within [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► Reach is my goodness without it for me [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► places costly it's costly but if you [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► took if you took that laminated a [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► plywood aesthetic of mid-century modern [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► design but you made it into a super [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► motorcycle you get a little bubbly would [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► car the campus over be like weevil [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► because we both crossed with that with a [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► light cycle or a with Brazil car [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► it can't fall over right you know [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► whatever you can fit in your lap you get [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► to ride and it becomes self-driving oh [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► brother [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► because I feel like a lot of the cars [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► that we have now are actually designed [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► after the car in the Woody Allen movie [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► sleeper which even then was a chin see [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► car it's like the car it's like the car [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► in the tom petty video where they're out [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► in the desert and they find a video game [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► parlor sure remember that car and both [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► of those cars it just seems like they [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► built some thing out of like they [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► recycled some tin foil and put it over [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► books wagon bug you know that's not the [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► future that's not the future future is [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► mid-century modern motorcycle i'm [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► looking at the the Express Isetta oh [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► yeah which i think is that is the [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► jonathan pryce Brazil car and only this [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► it's what really its got like a door in [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► the front that opens like where you [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► would think we expect is google is he [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► showed the Senate is a little BMW from [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► it was actually a pain it was actually [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► the first smart car kind of it looks [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► cool i'm it's not much bigger than like [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► a one of the scooters from like [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► Quadrophenia well and I think that the [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► idea of the of the Isetta was that it [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► was a1 a2 cylinder motor it was like a [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► motorcycle and its really little bit but [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► the thing is not what I'm not getting a [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► constant so cool [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► I preachers the brazil car you open it [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► got a little like you look at the front [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► of the car with the windshield with the [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► single windshield wiper on it you know [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► like where you'd expect like the hood to [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► be on a car it's got a latch you open [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► that that's how you get in the car [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► yeah I was breaking news when you came [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► here in the GMC RV and only had one door [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► really disoriented me [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► some reason because now all you need is [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► one door you remember the the Chevy [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► Suburbans until nineteen seventy-two had [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► three Doors a driver's door passenger [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► door and then one door for the second [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► row seats that was that seems very smart [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► in its way [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► so you pull up to the curb if you're in [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► the backseat you're not gonna get off on [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► this you're gonna get out on the streets [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► they say whatever little kids said they [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► slide Clyde Clyde Clyde client so the [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► British armored steel it's like lot [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► never have a move over over you're [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► saying that i have said move over room I [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► said that to my daughter about the 16 [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► times a day when she sits on my area my [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► area of the couch that i bought icy [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► River mr. seen slide Clyde I'm gonna say [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► move over over whenever someone is on my [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► side of the bed because i have a clear [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► side of the bed don't get myself it's [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► not complicated [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► you know what I mean I complicated you [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► walked into my room you know what side [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► of the bed isn't babies understand half [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► that's right if we're in a hotel [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► yeah you should want change anything [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► doesn't get a half is still have this is [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► your side of the day this is my side [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► yeah but everybody seems to feel like [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► that they need to be over on my side [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► like no no no nearside it on your side [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► that's why it's called your side [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► that's right exactly it's right in the [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► middle name the my side has my name in [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► it that's me I'm is me I I me and in the [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► middle of you what's called your side we [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► were side explains everything in this [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► one very simple phrase it's your insides [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► the side of the bed that is for you're [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► in the middle of the night don't get [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► your feet on my side even 10 can see [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► that still that's yours that's John side [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► of the bed the feet go on your side [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► because let's feed those are your feet [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► feet i'm gonna start saying move over [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► over over over over and let Jimmy take [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► over where slide Clyde I let me ask you [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► yes did you do you remember learning the [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► word nautical [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► nautical I'm gonna do I don't remember [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► specifically learning it i remember its [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► seeming old-timey and kind of Jules [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► Verne when I first heard it right but [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► not a goal to me nautical is not I don't [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► think of like a destroyer I think about [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► a ship it's got a sextant you get one of [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► those big companies whatever those are [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► yeah I could be a steam ship but it's [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► but it's still not gonna take captain's [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► wheel you got you get rigging that gets [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► climbed you might have a brig but [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► nautical also is a use a science science [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► scientific room with you go and we have [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► charts and things and that's those are [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► all nautical things right but I think [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► you probably heard and understood the [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► word nautical before even making those [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► associations probably as just something [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► that had to do with the sea like that [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► the nautical themed bar and some nights [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► not right serve water uh when did you [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► and I think i'm not i'm not even going [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► to have to phrase this in terms of a [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► quiz because I've already have the [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► answer for you yes but i think the word [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► bovine is simple right you don't [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► remember learning the word bovine no I [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► remember seeing funny from the beginning [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► it's pretty funny but like bovine also [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► is the thing that that it's not there's [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► not a reason to use it [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► no one ever says bovina that's one of [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► the special words you just used to be [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► cute or funny or smart [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► yeah but it's a thing that you know [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► because you've read some do you read [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► some article or some description or [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► someone has their it has come up even [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► though bovine has no there's nothing in [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► the word to see its distinction that [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► most people in cities today don't need [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► to make do with the regular version or [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► the bowline version right it's what we [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► antibiotic of whatever like when you [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► have the need to use the word you just [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► go cow stuff [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► yeah but you would you count stuff right [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► unless you were reading an article about [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► about block bovines or blow vines food [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► um but yeah so I'm compartment i'm [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► working on this theory of language that [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► and that's connected to a theory of [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► education that there's there's a certain [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► uh there's a certain vocabulary that [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► you're never going to if you have one of [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► those vocabulary calendars where every [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► day there's an [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► new word yeah and you rip off the top of [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► the thing it's like today's word is bond [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► vine if you don't already know what [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► bovine is that you learned at some point [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► who threw from your parents or something [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► your bovine is not a word that you're [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► going to learn from a free minute of [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► vocabulary desk calendar and if they [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► talk about it in school they're like [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► today's word is bond Viner like here are [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► some years ten words you need to [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► memorize for the vocabulary test don't [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► really like a GRE word no no it's not [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► going to stick right like I think about [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► like words that I remember learning for [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► the GRE like lachrymose lachrymose right [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► there's all these words you just learn [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► for the GRE or words that you have read [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► or heard in your own kind of family or [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► your own early education right lacrimosa [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► is a word that by the time you've read [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► it 15 times you're like alright what the [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► fuck does that mean you go look it up in [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► the dictionary [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► yeah but you don't it's not a word [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► that's going to stick if it's educated [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► on to you [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► uh-huh and this is the this is one of [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► the problems I think of one of a one of [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► the problems with a theory of education [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► that like where there are there are [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► there imbalances in schools that we need [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► to redress and we need to do that [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► through vocabulary tests and so forth [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► where there's just this weird there's [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► this vocabulary in within the language [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► with these words nautical bovine and I [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► wouldn't put lacrimosa in there but like [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► just words that you just know what you [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► just know what they mean where there's [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► no it's not like aeronautical that you [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► can that you can say like oh it has the [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► word air in it aeronautical is a good [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► word [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► yeah it might be but you know it's not a [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► cold plus air its aeronautical even [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► though air is felt differently right but [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► it's not a thing you could triangulate [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► to but you just know and then that [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► that's that's the that kind of that [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► substrata of knowledge is a thing I [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► don't know how you would educate into [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► someone it's like a it's like an [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► advantage that certain kids have going [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► into school who that they're just bathed [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► in a [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► already a language that's inaccessible [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► and it's not one that's it's not one [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► that's maybe meant to communicate class [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► it's just a it's just that it's so it's [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► a vocabulary of people that that use [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► words and no word i'm not sure if I'm [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► getting your exact point but i think i [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► feel i think that i think i feel a thing [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► that I think is related and which is [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► so you've got things like vocabulary [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► look for example if you're learning [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► spanish you have your local area where [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► you've got right some spanish words [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► that's you know you want to learn what a [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► senhora and biblioteca all the things in [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► autocross yeah and my all-time favorite [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► a mana kiya monkey i love to see a [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► monkey but anyway that makes sense [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► because you have a you have a marker [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► here is what I'm gonna start saying when [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► somebody gets their feet on my side of [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► the monarchy gii your butter and so [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► here's the thing though so that makes [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► sense if you have a primary language [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► Anarchy's Muslims English then you're [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► gonna say okay and undergo would learn [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► all of these not cognates but need to [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► learn the words for things that can [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► mentally say when I want to say library [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► i know i have to say bibliothèque and I [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► learned all those words as I'm kind of [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► working my way through the difficult [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► process of like you know a spoonful at a [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► time trying to learn this language [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► you're not standing on the street in in [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► Mexico City going libreria daughter a [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► library Oh librarian but here's the [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► thing and this is not very smart but [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► it's just the thing you know the way my [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► kids learning math is very different [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► from the way that I learned math or also [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► arithmetic and we can all time to go too [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► deeply into it but it's it's a very [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► different way I grew up likely doing [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► math the hard way for no good reason and [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► like just memorizing lots of stuff and [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► there's the way that she's learning that [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► is a lot is a lot smarter and a lot more [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► integrated with how life works and she's [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► learning things in a way that will make [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► things like algebra much less weird to [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► learn her new math is treason our new [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► math is trees and nice hey goodbye love [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► that bag okay i think i'm not done his [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► thing about vocabulary here's the [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► problem you go out and buy yourself a [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► word-a-day calendar and like you can [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► make yourself sound a little bit fancy [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► because you could say things like that [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► really made me lachrymose and like but [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► the thing is that strap on education is [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► the process and here's the thing i'm not [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► on sounds really condescending I don't [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► mean it to be it's just that you learn [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► enough about how to suss out word what [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► word is or where to look it up and went [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► to deploy it correctly you will learn [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► things like in the case of people like [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► me who are annoying but there's a [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► difference between costly and expensive [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► they mean different things saying the [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► one you mean [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► hello if you read enough stuff you can [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► learn the words mean things and [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► different words mean different things [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► and when you read and read and read and [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► read and you think they can talk and [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► read and read and read a little talk a [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► little [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► you're gonna get good at that the [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► problem is strapped on education is this [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► way of saying like gap but if you [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► haven't had all with that their lives [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► the privilege to benefit of that you can [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► kind of snuck a fake you can simulate [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► see again words you can simulate that [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► emulates duel with me la calendar [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► simulating simulacrum my own milady the [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► ground the titles of books you almost [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► finished my lady friend went to law [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► school and learn learned school she was [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► very successful in school and she [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► learned how to be in school i'm saying i [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► learned it so you can be teaches you [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► yeah like and the thing is about blurts [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► is learning how to go to school learning [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► how to speak in school and go to school [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► and I learned how to be in school on my [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► own right where I was like I need to [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► learn how to be in school here's what I [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► think being in school is and everybody [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► was like nope nope that's not what being [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► in school is and I said too late i [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► learned how to be in school already buy [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► my own device [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► yep but she learned how to be in school [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► correctly and part of being in school [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► for her meant to read a certain way and [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► that reading was to read to to see you [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► know to skim the education out of the [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► book and it seems you once you know it [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► seems like cheating [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► well yeah because here's what you did [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► you look at the book you read the back [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► of the book you read the flap of the [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► book you read the table of contents you [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► go through the index you see how [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► detailed is the index order the parts [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► that are in bold and you find the parts [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► in the book that you definitely know in [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► the parts you don't know and you get a [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► shape of the education [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► for you read a fucking word right and [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► then you go through and you're like [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► chapter headings you skim through you [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► find halfway through the paragraph that [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► basically that the whole chapter hinges [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► upon it's the it's the fulcrum of the [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► chapter you can give it a Terry Gross [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► where you read you read the first two [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► chapters and then read the beginning and [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► end of every other chapter and if you [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► need to go back and read the whole thing [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► but spoiler alert i mean that's the way [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► to get through a lot of material that it [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► doesn't have to be the favorite book [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► you've ever read a lawyer thinks well [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► and this is this is one of the [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► interesting things as we try and find a [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► common language which is that I said [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► well here a couple of novels that meant [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► something to me and shredded she [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► recommended day how did you or did you [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► do a Merlin she was the first 20 seconds [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► whoa there's no way you read the heart [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► is a lonely hunter in a day and you [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► is a lonely hunter in a day and you [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► like totally and I realized like oh [TS]