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00:00:00 ◼   ► the day after our last podcast went up [TS]

00:00:03 ◼   ► when I went into print the regular guy [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► gave me the coffee's with hot stoppers [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► didn't say a word [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► mm and now i'm super paranoid that he [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► listens to the podcast and that there [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► were thumbs in my coffee i will start [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► with a very small confession em at risk [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► of a reading my has no status [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► no I'm sure I'm sure nothing you have [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► ever said on the podcast or ever will [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► say could possibly road your heart is [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► nail States Brady well i guess i guess i [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► just want the people at their to know [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► that even someone like me as human and [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► has my moments of weakness share with [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► the group radio my house at the moment [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► has been having some work done on the [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► roof and there's all this scaffolding up [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► the back of the house and my house is [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► very skinny but we talked so it's very [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► very tall you're looking at you know [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► almost five stories worth of scaffolding [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► yeah it's forever walking from your [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► office down to the kitchen [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► I've never seen the roof of the house [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► and I thought I should go out there and [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► have a look while the scaffoldings there [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► so the other day while the the work when [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► we hear that was just finishing up my [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► said can I go up and have a look like he [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► was about to leave but I was basically [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► saying on my own am I allowed to just [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► got the scaffolding he said yeah you can [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► go up but he did warn me that first [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► ladder is quite tricky because it's not [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► quite long enough it's quite he said he [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► described as quite hairy getting off the [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► first ladder onto the first level of [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► kind of platform then you got to go up [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► another ladder up to another platform [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► and so you're climbing up the [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► scaffolding outside of your house just [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► from the garden up the wall that's what [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► you're doing [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► yeah so he left so I i thought i'm going [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► to have a go i'm gonna do it [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► mm and I got to the top of the first [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► ladder which covers about two or three [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► stories to the point where you have to [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► kind of maneuver yourself off the ladder [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► onto the first platform and and I [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► couldn't do it i just lost me there and [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► I as I SAT there and I'm thinking I was [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► thinking well what would it mean Hillary [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► do you know he wouldn't stop [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► no he wouldn't breathing but then I [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► thought if I fall off here and like I [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► probably die it would just be such a [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► lame story that I died following up [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► scaffolding just like a girl [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► look at the roof like soy chicken there [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► and then like an hour later I went and [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► did it again [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► climb to the top and then thought what [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► can I can't do it and the scaffolding [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► still there now and actually from my [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► office which is at the top of my hat [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► house you can actually open my window [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► and if you maneuver yourself cleverly I [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► could potentially shimmy out of my [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► window onto one of the platform's mhm [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► and then see onto the roof I'm looking [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► at it right now it's like it's within my [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► grasp and i spent a good five minutes [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► half in half out of the window today [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► think he do i do it do i do it do i do I [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► make this little shimmy jump and again [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► at the very last minute I lost my nerve [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► and I still haven't seen the roof and [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► scaffolding is coming down in the next [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► few days so I'm running out of time to [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► be a hero [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► I don't know if you're aware of this [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► Brady but you know you can see your roof [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► on google her here and yeah that was [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► coming [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► do you not the same house gang right you [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► want to see it in person right yeah you [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► want to like Edmund Hillary ya back into [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► the top [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► yeah it's a tiny flag and touch it with [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► you with your own with your own gray not [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► entirely flag i think you know people [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► they won't like I take up under the road [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► yes yeah that would be glorious [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► I think you have to risk your life now [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► to get to the the top of your roof to [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► plant to plant the flag for all to see [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► for miles around in every direction it [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► would be glorious [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► I don't know what's going to happen but [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► it's it's this kind of my failure is [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► looking me in the face constantly [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► through the window the scaffolding [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► saying come on we can do this everyday [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► you can't do it you coward [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► I'm not entirely comfortable with [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► Heights [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► uh-huh you might die from the heights [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► that's that's why [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► yeah I can see that would be that would [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► be quite to be quite nerve-wracking [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► however Brady and I will just say that [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► it's funny that you're mentioning this [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► now because quite recently I saw the [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► roof of my building because I climbed [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► upon it [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► Wow yes [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► now this is a long story that will make [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► very short but falls under the category [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► of a thing that you might like [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► which I think of as technology bites [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► gray in the ass so I had recently gone [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► on this epic epic quest to get a smart [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► lock for my front door so this is the [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► door into my flat not the door into my [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► building [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► I wanted one of these things so that i [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► could just you know they have like these [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► proximity sensor so when your phone gets [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► nearby like it just automatically [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► unlocks the door for you or you can have [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► temporary access codes like I decided [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► that this was a thing that I wanted to [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► get why you laughing why are you [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► laughing do not think this is kevin how [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► inconvenient a case you're gonna shave [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► seconds of a month and how much time do [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► you think you spent trying to find it [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► already and stuff if you're just looking [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► at the pure seconds of my life saved i'm [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► gonna say maybe three or four full [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► afternoon spent researching and trying [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► to find the appropriate smartlock yeah [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► that doesn't that doesn't look good when [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► you say it like that we're gonna put it [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► on a spreadsheet and compare just those [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► two numbers very nice sometimes you just [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► want a nice toy it's the mental burden [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► of it you know that and I'm Way more [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► likely to forget my keys and I am to [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► forget my phone like the chance of me [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► forgetting my phone is 0 and I have [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► definitely forgotten my keys on occasion [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► like it yeah but but your phone and all [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► that technology is much more likely to [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► stop working then k in a lock [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► well this is where we're going with [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► story okay yeah [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► continue continue as i continue to look [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► at that window at the scaffolding anyway [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► it turns out the doors in the UK are [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► built differently than doors just about [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► everywhere else in the world so like [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► smartlock companies just they're just a [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► very few options in the UK so i ended up [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► getting one we seem to be the only one [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► that you could possibly get and I [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► installed it on the door and it was [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► working and I was like oh wow isn't this [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► great like I'm super pleased with this [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► but lo and behold something like a week [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► later it just suddenly stopped working [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► yeah while I was outside the door yeah I [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► have a real problem now because last [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► time when I had an old-fashioned lock [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► and had accidentally locked myself out [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► of the house [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► I like you would do call the locksmith [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► to get my [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► self back in and that is one of those [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► moments when you see how just like Oh [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► your lock is it's not preventing any [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► actual burglars like it takes the [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► locksmith two seconds to break into your [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► house but my smart lock has no lock on [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► it right there is there's no there's no [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► keyhole to pick it's just a face plate [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► right with with numbers on it there's [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► nothing nothing to open to all the [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► locksmiths were like yeah you're just a [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► lot but you're gonna have to breach that [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► door so I'm standing outside of my [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► apartment sad and thinking well this is [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► my own dumb fault and as I was trying to [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► think about like I'm gonna break down [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► this door thinking about if i can [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► actually push open the door with my own [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► bare hands [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► I then remembered that there was this [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► terrifying scary ladder which I could [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► climb that goes maybe 15 feet over this [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► open stairwell in our building which [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► will then give me access to the roof and [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► then through the roof i could try to [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► shimmy down to one of my own windows [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► which I was pretty sure I had left [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► unlocked and I could break into my own [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► apartment that is what I ended up doing [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► climbing out onto the roof of my [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► building and shimmying down the roof [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► toward my own window to break into my [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► own flat all because of my dumb [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► smartlock that i bought myself but so i [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► have seen the roof of my building [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► I think this makes me harder than nails [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► than you you know great remember when I [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► told you that story about being locked [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► out of my hotel room in the mo days when [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► swimming across that channel get to the [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► other room and the first thing you did [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► was like belittle me and tell me it was [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► a nothing story and I was an hour and I [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► wasn't that great then i could do that [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► to you right now but I'm not going to do [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► that I think you're a bloody legend for [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► doing that you are the Indiana Jones of [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► Los good for you i'm proud of you i will [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► send you a photograph of this terrifying [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► ladder that I had to climb to get to my [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► to get to the roof of my building but I [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► will acknowledge that this might be [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► closer on the end of the spectrum to [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► your story about getting into your own [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► your own hotel room but I'm not gonna [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► lie i felt like Batman for breaking into [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► my own flat like this is amazing [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► I don't the coolest person in the world [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► I great I couldn't thank you [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► totalitarian you've inspired me i'm [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► gonna get the scaffolding tomorrow I'm [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► just going to think what would cgp [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► greater that's right Edmund Hillary [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► Edmund who [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► well you've review of really downtrodden [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► me now I was I was like confiding in [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► here about a deficiency and you just [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► said not only are you deficient i'm also [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► i've been up to some mischief [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► yeah you always been up to mischief mr. [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► Fisher specialty is is causing trouble [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► you love wind-ups yeah you love giggling [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► while you're doing these things i do I [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► don't go just often just to myself [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► mm I know I know yeah so among among [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► this week's wide apps have been the [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► release of our black stump t-shirt might [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► even I like mighty was an hour they're [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► our black stump t-shirt there there [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► there is there is a mighty black stripe [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► t-shirt now available in the in the ilka [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► very official rice rat and small pen [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► t-shirts but because i didn't get your [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► approval for this one in any way [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► whatsoever i have even put on the [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► t-shirt that it's an official say so [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► until further notice that the mighty [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► black stamp the grand for center and [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► Adelaide is the an official tall [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► building of hello internet and you can [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► get a t-shirt saying so as well now I [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► can't even remember why did it was [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► because of it was something happened [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► that made me do it [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► this is exactly you don't even know why [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► you do anything right here you know who [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► knows how an official teaser to get me [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► they just appear greedy just somehow [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► we'll them into existence [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► what is this another one of the [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► teespring ones that is there a time when [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► yeah yeah there's a time limit but [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► because this part because this podcast [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► probably won't go out for about eight [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► weeks i'll renew it so people who heard [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► the podcast currently scouting have a [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► look at it [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► yeah that's my reaction cycles eight [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► weeks but yeah so have you bought one [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► no I have I haven't bought one of these [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► ships open fire at what I here on [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► official crazy a tall building like I [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► disagree with this shirt on on so many [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► and so very little [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► yeah but all building like tall building [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► first of all should be in [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► in quotes know what I was gonna have as [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► the unofficial skyscraper of hello [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► internet but then I went on to wikipedia [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► to look up what a skyscraper was and [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► although the black stuff does appear on [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► some skyscraper websites it cannot be [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► classified as a skyscraper that's how I [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► we all know which building is the actual [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► skyscraper of the podcast right there's [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► only one [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► the thing about i think is tragically [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► for that special a4 paper who has an [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► opportunity is the shard if I don't [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► think you realize how Mickey Mouse the [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► shard is because you've been living in [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► London for too long I am perfectly well [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► aware of the actual height of the shard [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► my point is always that is hugely [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► impressive precisely because there is [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► not anything nearby but i've said i've [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► said before I've been in the shard I've [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► been in the Empire State Building have [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► been other tall buildings the shard [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► feels the tallest even though i know it [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► is not remotely as talk to you you [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► haven't been the top a willing to pay [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► the Burj Khalifa that's about but I'm [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► not traveling that far east anymore i [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► think the shard now we'll talk about the [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► shot another day we can argue about [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► skyscrapers but we won't be hard [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► thinking about is whether or not the [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► tiny black stump is kinda scary but I [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► will totally on record here say that I [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► was wrong about something because on our [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► on our YouTube channel where we [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► sometimes release little bits of the [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► podcast that have been cut [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► I put up a conversation between you and [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► me we were arguing about in a listener [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► photo that someone had sent in whether [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► or not the stump was visible in the [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► background and I I will concede some [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► people were doing some like CSI in [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► aligning of photographs a later later [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► after that thing went live and when you [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► we put some images side-by-side I will [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► concede that would you claim those four [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► black pixels that you said where the the [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► mighty black stump I was wrong you were [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► right it was barely visible on the [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► horizon right so like I will totally [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► granted [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► however what I would really like to see [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► is will somebody please take the image [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► that Brady has chosen for [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► his t-shirt of the mighty black stump [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► and put it next to an actual image of [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► the mighty black stump because the [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► actual skyscraper is a it's a stump [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► right that's why we call it that way [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► right it is it is barely not a cube [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► meanwhile Brady the way you have drawn [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► it on this t-shirt it is it is a huge [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► building feeling because this is what [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► that this is what the black stump dreams [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► that it is but it is not that I think [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► yeah that's what that's like a look at [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► this dirt like nothing about this shirt [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► is accurate at all humans what is what [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► the black step was to me as a as a boy [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► like it's like oh why did I see it's got [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► a Wikipedia page now thank you [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► hello internet people who really created [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► this page is it really but it's a it's a [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► hundred and three meters [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► Wow 26 floors and just search on [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► wikipedia for mighty black sample not [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► pulling up anything is it under a [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► different name its underground folks [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► center now it's not as if that is fun [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► but it's got alternative names the black [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► stop mighty black stump is a great and [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► there was never a mighty in the name of [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► the Blackstone okay it does have a [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► Wikipedia page i think that you know [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► someone on wikipedia should make mighty [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► black stump redirected grandville center [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► you know no one will notice you can [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► totally slipped that in Wikipedia [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► editors but it is it is also skyscraper [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► page dot com [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► mm so take a look at this t-shirt people [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► and you decide whether or not there's [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► any reality represented on this show I [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► don't think you've done a good job [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► selling it so i think i will have to do [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► with their rather flat sales but that's [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► a wrap [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► I've ordered what we all know that's [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► precisely the reason this shirt came [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► into existing really wanted a mighty [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► black stump t-shirt and Brady will now [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► have a mighty belt Blackstone t-shirt I [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► tell you are any Tim's to get a mighty [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► black striped asia and take a photograph [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► of themselves wearing it in front of [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► other skyscrapers are in for some hello [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► Internet love i can tell you that right [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► so are they are they and for hello [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► Internet love will at least from one [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► half of Hollywood to Italy with [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► yeah i think the other half my ignore [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► them completely it [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► I don't know what I don't know what [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► you're talking about [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► along with buddy black step another [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► thing which she gave me a hard time [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► about you you're worried about nothing [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► you did well one of the one of my one of [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► my personality quirks that you have [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► pointed out is my pen chart for pointing [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► in photos pointing at the thing like [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► that thing next to me or the thing [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► behind me so I took a photograph the [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► other day I was in the National Portrait [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► Gallery which by the way how good is [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► that place I've never been there before [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► have you been to the national portrait [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► gallery yeah it's been it's been awhile [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► since i've been there but I i used to go [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► there much more frequently and yeah it's [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► a pretty cool building [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► yeah what's up I just love the portraits [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► i could spend hours in there disagree [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► please this is a few great places in [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► there to work which i used to work a [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► long time ago but it's like a little [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► cafe area up on the second floor it's [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► it's a really interesting building i [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► think it's laid out well liked it and [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► and I guess there's portraits in there [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► as well I love to i loved I loved all [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► the portraits and one of them was of a [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► general Montgomery and in his painting [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► he's pointing at a map behind himself [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► and so I took a picture of me in front [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► of their pointing at the picture of [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► Montgomery pointing hmm i actually took [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► it for you and but then I also put on [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► Twitter or Instagram or whatever the [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► social media of the day was someone else [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► sort of appreciated the métis of this [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► so they took a picture of themselves [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► pointing at the picture of me pointing [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► at montgomery and then and then someone [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► saw that took a picture of himself [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► pointing at this guy pointing it there [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► and it's kind of got a little bit ahead [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► now and I think at last count we're sort [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► of it [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► 2221 levels deep of inception where [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► everyone's taking a picture of the [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► picture before with himself pointing at [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► it so it's a it started off was a fun [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► picture for your great but it's turned [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► into one of these lovely little internet [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► thing so I think [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► Thank You Tim's for he bring me this is [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► an absolutely delightful internet thing [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► it's like that we have taken what is a [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► break [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► ism and turned it into a chain of people [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► and i've been i've been seeing some of [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► this on Twitter and I like the [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► variations that some people have done on [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► the theme i guess i saw one person who [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► had the picture up on their Apple watch [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► and so then is them pointing at the [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► picture on their Apple watch like people [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► always do incredibly clever things with [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► this and I saw that you are trying to [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► track this on on your website like you [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► put a list of of a whole bunch of the [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► ones that you could find like you were [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► trying to track the longest chain [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► yeah but this this to me seems like a [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► super fun [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► Tim community thing and also like this [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► is the kind of thing where the chain has [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► obviously broken off like it very [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► quickly ends up branching because people [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► are working in parallel to each other [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► like I almost always want to see like [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► someone map it out like Wikipedia style [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► of a link from from each picture to each [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► picture [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► well I have super enjoyed this and I [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► feel like this is the thing that [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► everybody can get it on taking a picture [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► of themselves with the picture that is [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► the chain heading before them like what [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► is the longest chain of Tim's that we [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► can build I I see no reason that we [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► can't get a thing that's a thousand [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► teams long there's the reason that we [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► can't imagine that canopy track the [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► completionist my head's gonna want to [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► track that on my blog though and I cut I [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► can't devote more time to it [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► well you know that's your problem that's [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► not my problem [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► I want a chain a thousand team's strong [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► that's around looking for [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► it's totally doable right leg is [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► everyone can get in on this [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► it sounds like a like a Bible verse or [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► something doesn't have a chain a [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► thousand team strong like yeah it can [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► never be broken [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► a change Thousand tubes drug can never [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► be broken so sayeth cgpgrey exactly i [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► like it i like i love i love this [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► internet stuff i love the people thing [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► to do it i love the people then had take [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► their own fun versions of it like this [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► is this to me is just such a pure [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► example of Internet delight like the [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► internet is always so fun [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► whether it's like screwing with [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► Wikipedia or making chains of 10 [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► sounds like there's always something [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► that the internet is up to [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► photoshopbattles I just love this kind [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► of stuff so the problem is though it [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► escalate so much and everyone wants to [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► be the person who does the thing that's [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► different to everyone else so like like [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► so for example one person pointing to [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► the picture and their Apple watch [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► that's quite cool because it's like a [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► different one in the chain but that's [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► only call if everyone else has done it [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► pretty normal but if every single person [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► is trying to outdo the person before [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► it's suddenly like I don't know it Lou [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► the exceptional losses specialist and it [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► just becomes a great big mess of course [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► of course be a gigantic matter what can [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► you expect it's going to end in a nice [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► orderly tiny fashion of course not right [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► it's gonna end in a huge mess [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► that's just the way these things are [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► supposed to go yeah it's gonna be people [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► taking pictures of themselves riding [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► dinosaurs with pictures in the [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► background you never know where it's [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► going well there is now [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► yeah you know someone someone is going [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► to be in the mighty Blackstone taking a [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► picture of themselves [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► someone's gonna be in dulles like a [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► little will hit all the memes will hit [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► all the things all the permutation link [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► in the show notes beforehand to continue [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► this Jane people [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► mhm I'm just trying to keep men tonight [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► in my head at which wikipedia page is [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► going to be locked as a result of this [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► podcast today i don't i don't know what [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► you're I don't know what you don't know [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► if there's always a few victims like it [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► but I have okay like I do okay i do want [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► to address it a slight think because [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► this thing that happens which is yet [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► sometimes sometimes i will call out for [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► Wikipedia modifications to be made right [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► and like I throw my hands up in the [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► honors like I don't know who or what is [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► going to do these things like I'm not [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► responsible i'm just tossing ideas out [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► there like I have I have no [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► responsibility for what happens they do [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► have to say though actually just [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► remember have to say I saw shocking [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► shocking wikipedia vandalization the [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► other day on my own page [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► nonetheless holes someone some trader [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► replaced the mighty nail and gear flag [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► on my Wikipedia page as the official [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► flag of the hello Internet podcast with [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► the rebel scum flag flag [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► oh my goodness that's like that's like [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► an idea that's like a that's a capital [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► offense in some countries [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► yeah I couldn't believe it I couldn't [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► believe it looking at my own Wikipedia [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► page and like scrolls girl like what is [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► that's not the official flag but there's [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► a wikipedia with this lie about being [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► the official flag on their I could I [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► could not believe it couldn't believe it [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► is the most shocking vandalism I've ever [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► seen on wikipedia say what you will [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► about my private life of parentage but [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► don't change the flag [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► yeah my god but I'm playing it is [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► nothing sacred [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► the institution of the hello Internet [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► podcast that's that was it that was [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► democratically and stowed about as a [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► side note here I still don't understand [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► why hello internet doesn't have its own [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► page why it's just on my page like it's [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► if i'm going to go for Wikipedia [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► evangelization like this is what can we [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► got its own page instead of just being [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► on my page but anyway whenever whenever [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► whenever I do call for changes in [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► Wikipedia like we did last time with [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► Bhutan where where I made a reference [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► about how the disambiguation page did [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► not refer to baton and in the way that [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► you thought it did [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► and then there was a hilarious edit war [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► that lasted like 40 edits before some [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► before some moderator came along and [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► locked it down and said oh no one can [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► change this page anymore because someone [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► screwing with it without a doubt every [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► time I i might cause one of these things [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► to occur i do get feedback from people [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► who are like you should encourage [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► wikipedia evangelization like that's not [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► wikipedia is cultural institutions [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► should always be protected [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► I feel like I i agree with that like I [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► agree with that in principle but i also [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► think that wikipedia can't protect [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► itself from the most minor and [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► good-natured of vandalization if it [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► can't handle like the tiniest amount of [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► good-natured poking then it does not [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► deserve to exist so I i feel like these [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► these are just these are just tiny like [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► almost like build [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► up the immune system wikipedia actually [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► look it's just so germs you have to be [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► exposed to them and you have to be able [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► to deal with this stuff rapidly and [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► everything will sort itself out like I'm [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► always impressed by how fast actually [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► some some parent comes along and locks [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► down the fun on a controversial [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► wikipedia page like I don't know how I [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► like I thought no one will ever notice [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► that the disambiguation pages being [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► screwed with 512 Tim's but it was like [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► so fast got lockdown so Wikipedia is [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► grown-up it can handle itself people i [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► don't know ground and how I feel about I [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► I'm kind of I guess I'm in the same boat [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► as you but there is that you know when [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► there's a big forest fire raging you [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► sometimes get troublemakers who go and [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► light small fire somewhere else and [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► divert resources Fire Department [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► resources to put out some little fire [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► and it's like hang on guys they're [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► trying to put a major fire here don't [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► you know don't take them away from the [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► job at hand so you know are we sending [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► important people that should be looking [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► after important pages on wikipedia and [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► they're having to go and deal with [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► whether or not through tad should be [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► called the forbidden kingdom seems like [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► air we seem like we're being part of the [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► problem and not part of the solution but [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► of course we're part of the problem and [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► not part of the solution [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► I don't think anything part of calling [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► for people will not directly of course [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► just insinuating but like for calling [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► people to screw with Wikipedia pages is [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► that is remotely like oh I think I'm [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► part of the solution not a secondhand a [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► second-minute got a minute ago you were [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► talking about how we will be waiting at [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► the Immunity we could pay your we were [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► like you're talking like we were you [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► know that i doing them a service by [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► helping them and now and now you're like [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► oh you know obviously we're part of the [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► problem in the same way that like germs [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► are part of the problem right [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► what what iiiii don't actually like this [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► is it's actually think that I just don't [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► know I assume that there must be some [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► kind of algorithms that alert people to [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► no one has modified the boot on page in [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► months and suddenly it's gotten 300 it's [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► in an hour [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► like I'm assuming that there must be [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► some kind of algorithm that alerts [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► moderators to something fishy's going on [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► over here like I have no idea how [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► wikipedia works but there has to be [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► automated tools in place to try to catch [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► vandalism at this stage like I i I'd be [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► shocked if there if there isn't really [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► curious now but yeah and i think i think [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► wikipedia and it it has to stand up to [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► this kind of stuff if it can withstand [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► if it can withstand in jokes on the [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► hello Internet podcast like it can [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► withstand anything now thanks to hover [TS]

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00:26:37 ◼   ► domain names in fact i just used it [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► today to register a domain for a fun [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► little project I've been working on and [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► it was so easy [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► within seconds i found out what was [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► available and grab the 1i wanted a few [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► seconds later i had diverted to another [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► placeholder page it was so simple and i [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► think i'm so scared by other domain [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► registrar's I actually thought I must [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► have done something wrong but I hadn't [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► everything was working [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► however is that easy so if you've got an [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► idea a project something you might want [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► to work on now or maybe something in the [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► future it's always smart to grab a good [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► domain name and we recommend doing it [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► with however it's such a clean and [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► simple site even a caveman like me can [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► use it there are no scare me attempts to [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► see your extra stuff you don't want and [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► things you should want things you would [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► expect like who is privacy they are [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► included in the price no extras that got [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► good volume discounts and also this [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► useful valet service so if you've got [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► other domains with other registrar's and [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► you want to get them all under that one [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► haha umbrella they'll help you do it [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► really easy because apparently that's [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► pretty complicated if you try to do it [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► yourself [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► give them a look we bet you're like at [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► and as a hello Internet listener you can [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► get ten percent of your purchase [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► that's ten percent for everyone not just [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► first-time customers in fact i got the [TS]

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00:27:47 ◼   ► today to do that you just need to use [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► the checkout code black stump all one [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► word [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► so go to Harvard calm and if my correct [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► pronunciation is confusing some people [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► however it's spelled h OV ER dot-com and [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► then that check out code black stump for [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► ten percent off and let her know you [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► came from the podcast because what other [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► podcast you gonna come from using a code [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► black stop as always our thanks to [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► harbor for their support of hello [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► internet i do I great crowd I wouldn't [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► be doing my job if I didn't ask you [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► about the New Testament because although [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► you would never admit this and you hate [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► me saying this but I think you're a bit [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► of a Tesla fanboy [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► II was I think that that's just a little [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► little hunch i have yeah and and so the [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► release of this new is that isn't the [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► Tesla three is that this sort of the [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► other calling it the model 3 the model 3 [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► and this is kind of supposed to be the [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► every man every woman version of the [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► copyright play it's a bit more [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► affordable [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► they seem to be doing of I some kind of [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► glorified kicks data wait wait where you [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► where you pay now and maybe get a car [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► later if this isn't a catastrophe [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► waiting to happen I don't know what it [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► is but anyway you have to have faith in [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► elon musk a right that's that's the [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► thing Brady have eight faith I can I [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► think we're going to I think it's gonna [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► be the the rocket all over again I think [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► it's gonna be it's gonna be granted [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► maybe one day good but there might be a [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► few bumpy landings first what do you [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► mean by the rocket all over again what [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► do you mean by that well he's having [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► problems with his rockets isn't when i [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► try to land on the ship they keep [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► falling over and blowing up adam and i [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► haven't been following the SpaceX news [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► so I am I unaware of that he's had a few [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► he's had a few crash-and-burn moments [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► who unites good on him get on him [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► what do you think of the Tesla Model 3 I [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► will confess that yes indeed I am quite [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► interested in Tesla that insult you but [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► there's something you have picked up on [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► which is a thing that i find fascinating [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► because i am just not a car person i do [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► not care at all about cars but the way I [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► always describe test lied to everybody [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► in my life is that there's no car inside [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► these cars like a test lab there's no [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► car here and all of the stuff that I [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► don't like about cars internal [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► combustion engines spark plugs and wires [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► and liquids on the inside like all of [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► that stuff is just gone and then once [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► you remove all of that suddenly things [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► that I find interesting like battery [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► technology and essentially like [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► computers on wheels like oh that's what [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► these car is and so I think it is super [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► interesting i think it's super [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► interesting i've been really following [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► Tesla ever since they did that big [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► battery announcement which I know it was [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► that two years ago that was really the [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► first time it came across my radar that [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► they were pushing into this this [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► industry of making batteries and things [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► and like I find myself in this injustice [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► funny situation I like filled with the [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► desire to own a Tesla even though i have [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► no use for one in my life whatsoever i [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► normally never feel this way about [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► things like wanting a thing that could [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► serve absolutely no function in my life [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► but I could I would totally love to buy [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► a Tesla and just like have it in front [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► of my house and I would just look at it [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► like wow look at this Tesla that I own [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► but I can't drive because I didn't have [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► a driver's license in the UK and even if [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► I did I would have nowhere to drive to [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► because everywhere I need to go i can [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► walk to you but still look at this [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► amazing Tesla in front of my house it's [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► mine and i own it admit it totally what [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► i would do you have a gorgeous car [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► that's not a car to go with your watch [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► that's not a watch [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► yeah exactly exactly it is just so funny [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► to be aware of that feeling within [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► myself wait think it through man you [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► have no use for this is like yeah but I [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► totally want one [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► I get that I get that I imagine you do [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► get that because because you have lots [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► of things you must feel this way about [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► all the things in your life what about [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► how do you feel about the model 3 verses [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► that the other ones that are the pro [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► versions that are out there are only the [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► pro version i don't know i don't know if [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► they're the pro versions i feel that the [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► model 3 is not as good [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► I feel like I feel like the model 3 is [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► likely that the 5c of the range who [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► those are fighting words they are no I [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► could be wrong but I mean I'm happy to [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► be told i'm wrong but it just it just [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► feels like it's the that you know them [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► the one for everyone did you did you [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► watch the actual announcement or have [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► you just heard about it now I've just [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► heard about really no excuse Kim read a [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► couple of articles i have to say the [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► thing that I think is the absolute [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► coolest and greatest about the model 3 [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► is when they did the announcement right [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► and they showed off the model 3 at the [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► at the very end of it the thing that's [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► really caught my eye was the dashboard [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► of this car just like there's no car in [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► the car [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► there's basically no dash [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► bored in this car like there is nothing [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► like a traditional dashboard on the [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► front it's just flat and there are only [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► two things in there there's the steering [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► wheel and there's this gigantic [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► touchscreen but there's none of like the [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► knobs and dials and vents and like all [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► of just the crap that's always at the [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► front of a car that caught my eye right [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► away and I was like I have never seen a [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► more beautiful car interior than this [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► one like this is amazing [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► bro you're not going to be surprised to [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► hear i disagree with your little bit [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► because you possibly disagree [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► doesn't that look amazing I'm looking at [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► it and it looks like it doesn't look bad [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► but the problem is i really like car [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► dashboards I'll tell your story right [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► you know okay you know i like you know I [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► like to express myself three stories [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► okay okay everybody time to take the [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► seat times that getup gather gather [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► around Papa Brady again while he tells [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► your story this time about a car [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► dashboard ok when i was a wee lad my my [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► neighbor and I used to get a lift to [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► school every day with our friend a [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► friend's dad and her friends dad was [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► well often had a really posh car and he [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► had a car which at the time we called a [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► holden holden thing like a make a car [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► like afford ok a holden calais em in [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► later years I learned that CA el país [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► is actually pronounced Calais and has a [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► place in France so he actually had a [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► hole in Calais and I wasn't I wasn't [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► porsche enough to know what that meant [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► and no other was my friend so we used to [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► say Oh a friend's got a hold and callous [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► and we call it that for years [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► it's something I've never seen before [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► and that was an electronic dashboard no [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► doubt not dials actual digital numbers [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► that show the exact speed you know 32 [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► km/h and I was transfixed by this and I [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► would stared and even the fuel gauges [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► electronic with let you know little blue [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► bars that showed how much fuel you had [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► and this was other than Knight Rider [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► this was the first time I'd seen a [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► dashboard that could do this and not [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► right that not right that was pretty [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► important to me so from that point on I [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► became obsessed with car dashboards [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► little [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► and I used to get notebooks and design [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► the dashboard of my dream car like with [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► up with pen and light and are even [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► remember I invented a car called the [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► zetter on that had this amazing the [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► electronic dashboard that I'd that I [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► spent hours and hours drawing and then I [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► realized like I should probably designed [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► the rest of the car as well after I [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► spent like five days on the dashboard [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► and I was really bad at drawing it [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► didn't understand how cars work so I [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► just like drew the side of a coward said [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► the engine goes here right there are but [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► i would spend forever on on dashboard so [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► that car dashboards are very special to [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► me and I really like them but like you [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► know like a mechanical watch so making a [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► car that doesn't have a dashboard be it [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► be at old fashioned Isles which I've [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► probably got more into now because of my [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► sensibilities or even a little [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► electronic ones like Knight Rider [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► it feels a bit said to me to think that [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► you can have a car with no dashboard [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► I'm sorry your old ways are dying but [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► this new dashboard is so sexy like how [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► can you be sad about this it's nice that [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► they didn't finish it's like I will put [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► the dashboard later at the moment but we [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► haven't done that yet but for now we'll [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► just have yeah I guess no this is the [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► thing it's beautiful it's beautiful like [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► that Dad don't want to do you want to be [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► a bit James Dean or something and have [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► you know that's probably a bad analogy [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► saying he died in a car crash but yeah [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► great grace is that today why don't you [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► make sure we're gonna play don't you [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► want to be Jefferson Airplane like no [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► you don't want to be a bit ritchie [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► valens yeah alright it will say will say [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► I i do like tears i've been in one and i [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► think it was cool when I do like their [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► i'm still so envious of the fact that [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► you've been in 1i have yet to actually [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► well Tesla well will saw that sort that [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► out sometime [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► yeah I really like one of these days I'm [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► gonna take a ride in a Tesla I am I'm [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► just dying for that day I have a little [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► theory that I want to put on the table [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► about this model three though which is [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► so as we are recording and you know it [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► was just announced whatever was last [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► week the week before and is not going to [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► be available until next year right which [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► which means it's probably not going to [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► be in people's hands for like 18 months [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► at least [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► and so just like with the previous Tesla [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► Model ass about that was sold to people [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► and then later in its life cycle through [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► a software update Tesla introduced what [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► they're calling the autopilot features [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► and autopilot is tesla's semi autonomous [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► driving system so it's the thing that [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► allows the car to park itself it's a [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► bunch of auto breaking stuff and I think [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► most interestingly it is the again they [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► call it like cruise control i think for [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► legal reasons but it is the self driving [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► on the highway thing where the Tesla [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► will stay in its own lane and it'll be [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► able to drive on the highway i'm willing [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► to bet money that this model 3 is [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► designed to be a fully autonomous car [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► and that that will come in a future [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► software update from Tesla like i just i [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► would bet almost anything that that's [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► the case it like just like with the [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► model s where they over engineered it so [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► they could introduce more features later [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► i'm willing to bet almost anything that [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► this model 3 is designed to be like a [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► fully fully point-to-point autonomous [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► car and that like they will they will [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► introduce that in a later software [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► update like once it is in people's hands [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► I'm i would be shocked if that's not the [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► case so i think we might actually be [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► looking at the first consumer available [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► complete point-to-point self-driving car [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► in the model 3 that's but it's just a [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► guess it's just a guess but I'm putting [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► it out there [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► cards on the table cry if you put oppose [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► the death i dont have space right that [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► you have you have no i haven't put that [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► now I haven't put down a deposit but i [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► have no parking space [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► ok but yet you're not going to get one [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► for two years anyway I think you have I [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► have no I i have not put down a deposit [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► on this one I'm not put down deposit on [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► I i like is to go what would i do i will [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► i get i have no parking space to put it [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► you already told us what you did park in [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► the street and admired that I don't have [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► a parking spaces out there [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► no parking space if it's sort that out [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► in the next two years [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► yeah i guess maybe I problem i probably [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► will move the next two years so i'll be [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► sure i'll be sure to be looking for a [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► parking space for my debts Allah as part [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► of part of my next apartment move for my [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► test that will never go anywhere you can [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► pack it in my place and come up here for [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► weekend I'm not leaving my test laid [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► your house that's for sure you can kind [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► of gonna leave my precious test let your [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► house no way buddy you you put a little [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► doggie basket on the inside you have [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► Audrey Lulu sleeping in there that's [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► what happened to my poor Tesla in a very [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► typical greater Brady shift in news [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► stories we should move from the [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► announcement of a new self-driving car [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► maybe by elon musk to the news that has [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► been catching my eye on the last couple [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► of weeks and this is to do with a new [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► discovery in the tomb of King [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► Tutankhamen haha oh my god wow you think [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► there's a new king tut news [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► how can there be how can okay how can [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► there be discoveries of things in his [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► tomb was this tomb open like a hundred [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► years ago [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► well let's let's let's start this is a [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► tomb of a guy from what 5,000 years ago [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► 2,000 years ago I don't even have any [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► idea is to most discovered in 1922 so [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► you're getting to the hundred years [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► videos [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► yeah so what as a boy cry of course is [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► that all the Brady stories start right [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► okay i'm asking about years a boy you as [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► a boy were you captured by the spell of [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► Egypt like i was i was under the spell [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► of stargate as a boy about as close to [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► being super interested in Egypt as I [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► ever got really you didn't you didn't go [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► through a phase where you're really into [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► like mummies and pyramids and what sort [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► of stuff [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► no bunch of dead people wrapped in rags [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► now you know what I want I want wormhole [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► technology that's why that's why [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► Stargate with my thing like oh yeah if [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► we have to have Egyptian culture to get [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► it you know whatever that's a small [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► price to pay [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► I was not ever into Egyptology as a kid [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► you know other than like the most minor [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► of passing like interest like Oh [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► hieroglyphics kind [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► well and I really like lots of kids are [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► into it's not like a silly question that [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► we've been to dinosaurs a boy like you [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► know things like that [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► is there a human alive wasn't into [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► dinosaurs are awesome [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► yeah well they're just like fleshy dead [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► animals that don't exist anymore [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► how can you justify dinosaurs and then [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► yes I monies and pyramids and co because [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► dinosaurs like fun monsters Egypt's [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► ancient Egypt it's just like ancient [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► anywhere else you know it's like a thing [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► we did it as humans a while ago it [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► didn't last [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► I can't agree with you on that i think i [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► think just because this age of stuff is [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► survived but they're pretty awesome [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► culture time anyway I was going to say [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► about do you think it is like that's an [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► interesting connection to Guns Germs and [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► Steel because I think Egypt is an [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► interesting culture of like why did the [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► Egyptians take over it seemed like they [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► were doing quite well but we'll just put [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► that to the side of the starters [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► mentioned it and then we'll just reckon [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► amoooor yahoo right along they had [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► domesticated horses quite a long time [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► ago I wonder why LOL we gotta go we [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► gotta go [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► you're arguing the other argument there [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► is so for those of you who don't know [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► let me quickly run you through the [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► entire history of Egypt now for that [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► for those of you who don't know anybody [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► i'm assuming you have not been to Egypt [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► and gray now I'm gonna round trip to [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► Egypt is an awesome place to go [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► probably not at the moment they've had [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► their nose bloodied a little bit lately [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► by fewer incidents which hitting a [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► tourist trade quite had which also makes [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► this story even more interesting but one [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► of the coolest things you can see but [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► before you continue with the story like [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► are the incidences remotely relevant [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► because of course as always I have no [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► idea what you're talking about [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► well there's been some terrorism things [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► there's it was a a plane was shot down [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► like a plane crash corner in there for [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► your Russian passenger plane think so [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► never yeah it's become it's become a bit [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► of a planned a lot of flights to certain [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► areas now been bad by certain countries [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► so they're having a tough time [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► mhm but they've got some cool stuff and [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► one of the coolest places you can go is [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► near Luxor which used to be thieves used [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► to be that I've been to the luxor [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► yes well yes near the top of the city of [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► Luxor is it is a place called the valley [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► of the kings which for a long time is [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► where all of the pharaohs were buried it [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► is it's this valley in the middle of [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► nowhere it's really hard to get to and [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► if you ever want to kill a bunch of time [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► on the internet by looking at cool [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► websites and wikipedia and reading about [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► the Valley of the Kings is brilliant [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► because the Valley of the Kings is an [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► amazing place a lot of people get [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► excited by the pyramids but i think the [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► Valley of the Kings is way more [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► interesting and like I wouldn't saw the [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► pyramids and I were our amazing but I [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► was ten times more excited about the [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► Valley of the Kings got all these really [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► really elaborate terms these tunnels [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► with many many chambers are all [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► decorated and they were the burial sites [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► for all these Pharaoh's and now all [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► empty they were there all looted and all [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► the stuff was stolen from them or their [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► with that later disassembled when the [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► Valley of the Kings was kind of shut [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► down can you go in them now like when [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► you can you can you can go in them and [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► in fact it was brilliant when I went [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► while I was really lucky I but there [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► really early in the morning when it was [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► surprisingly empty and they give you a [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► ticket and I think you can go in like [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► three or four of your choice with the [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► ticket I had you choose one wants to go [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► into that does sound pretty cool i have [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► to admit that does sound pretty cool it [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► is it is an amazing amazing place but [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► the famous famous story of course is [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► there in 1922 this Egyptologist called [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► Howard Carter found a tomb that no one [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► who knew was there because it was buried [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► under rubble and it was really small and [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► when they uncovered that the door the [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► seal was still on and it was pretty much [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► untouched still had all the stuff in it [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► that was amazing and it really is what [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► really brought Egyptology back into the [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► public consciousness and they found this [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► tomb of Tutankhamun a fair you know [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► they've got his mommy and the famous [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► mask and all the gold and all the [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► treasures that were in there really [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► famous story and you can go into that [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► time and i went into and it was Ennis [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► and the end of and the reason it's [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► different from all the others which [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► turns out to be quite important is that [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► it's very very small it's just two rooms [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► you can stand in basically and then to [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► really really small the storage rooms [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► off to the side of them so famous time [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► tourist attraction [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► world-famous treasures that have all [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► over the world most of them are in Cairo [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► although the mummy of tutankhamun [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► himself is still in his time it's one of [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► the few things that still in there out [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► of respect for for him I guess [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► well that's the state of play ok now the [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► reason his terms very very small has [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► always been quite well understood and [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► that is he died very young he was like [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► 19 years old when he died and most fairy [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► spent all their life building their [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► tombs that's why they're all these [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► elaborate tunnels and things in the [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► Valley of the Kings that's what the [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► pyramids are basically tombs that the [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► Pharaoh spent all his life building for [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► the day he died that because Tutankhamun [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► died suddenly and young he had built [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► these to him right so the belief has [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► always been a used another term that was [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► already there first probably for some [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► lesser person you can read about the [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► theories about how these people were [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► losing like with janitor's closet for [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► somebody else's to work i'll wear a [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► beard [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► we got various somewhere a bit more [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► important than that anyway so it was [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► quick and hasty and that's why his [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► team's different toward the others and [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► it's also because he was a quite [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► insignificant king with his little time [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► that's why I kind of got lost and [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► forgotten and amazingly why you kept all [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► the treasures [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► so the news that has recently come out [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► is this british egyptologist has been [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► studying one of the walls which has all [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► these nice paintings on it and he [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► thought he saw the outline of a door [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► there which somehow everyone seems to [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► mist for the last nearly hundred years [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► and there's now this theory that there [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► were these that they refer the rooms and [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► what these rooms are on our unknown [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► could it be that there that this was a [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► bigger term then they blocked off the [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► second part of the term and then you [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► know did Tutankhamun's little area and [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► there's a whole other block bricked off [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► to him deeper in or are these just other [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► rooms with treasures in them or are [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► these just boring rooms that were used [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► by the embalmers no one knows and [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► they're going in there with radars and [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► the theory which are that was an [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► absolute crackpot theory a couple of [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► months ago and i even said to my wife [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► have a breakfast I bet you anything that [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► this is not true it seems to be [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► gathering more and more momentum that [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► there is more [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► rooms beyond these walls in [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► Tutankhamun's tomb [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► now this raises interesting questions as [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► well because if there are rooms there [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► what do you do do you smash this amazing [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► war with paintings on it that's [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► world-famous in Tutankhamun's tomb to [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► see what's behind do you risk damaging [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► the risk damaging this most famous tomb [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► in all the world to see what's behind [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► and you know and they haven't got the [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► best reputation in the world an agent [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► for looking after their nice old stuff [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► sometimes the Cairo Museum is [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► unbelievable [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► I can't believe how it's the seemingly [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► visual they care for some amazing things [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► in there and there's a famous story [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► about Tutankhamun's mask itself that [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► just came out the last couple of months [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► where some work and knocked his chin off [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► and then stuck it back on the superglue [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► so they're not the sort of people that I [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► would want banging around what was [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► inside Tutankhamun's tomb so the two [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► things i'm wondering here what do they [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► do [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► and secondly how have they mr. for so [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► long [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► this is like one of the most famous [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► places in all the world even graze heard [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► of tutankhamun's tomb shortly [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► yeah yeah and and there's some doorway [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► well bricked over doorway to a secret [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► room that some guy just studying [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► pictures has found if Indiana Jones and [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► lora craft has anything it's that [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► somewhere in that room is a switch to [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► open that door [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► they just need to look yeah pull forward [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► the sarcophagi a little bit need to any [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► depress on the cat's-eyes somewhere [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► this is somewhere even though it's a [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► thousand years old it is some clockwork [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► that'll just have that door just [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► recessed into the wall and slide over [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► oh yeah how awesome is that going to be [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► going to be like a scooby-doo episode [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► it's just like some curtain that people [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► can run through i'm with you on this one [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► like that this seems astounding that [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► anyone could miss it so astounding that [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► I have a hard time believing its true [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► like do you have a picture of this [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► warlike is I i'm in my mind i am [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► basically imagining like a brick wall on [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► which you can see the thin outline of a [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► door and people like oh no one ever [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► noticed that [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► q okay that's a good question i'm yet to [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► see the picture that shows this door [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► outline let me have a look there is [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► skepticism about this it could all be it [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► could you know what I love and I love [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► how Google knows google always knows [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► what you're looking for because i start [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► typing in King Tut and it goes King [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► tattoo secret door [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► that's correct google you know exactly [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► what i'm looking for at say the big the [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► story that's causing all the excitement [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► I should have mentioned it is the is the [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► uber theory that's most exciting is that [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► the tomb and there and there is reason [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► this could be true is that it could be [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► queen Nefertiti's tomb behind [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► Tutankhamun's tomb and obviously she's [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► one of the real glamour you know [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► oh yeah you're in apps of Egyptology and [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► finding her tone would be would be quite [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► a find you know all the young Egyptians [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► have a pinup of Queen Nefertiti on the [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► wall [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► yeah well she was this famously this [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► great beauty wasn't she say sure I'll [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► take your word for that there's this [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► like a statue of her that's kept in [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► Berlin that's very famous is this sort [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► of beautiful one of the more famous [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► pieces of each Egyptian relics i'm [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► looking here i found a video that shows [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► people standing in front of the wall [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► where the door is [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► yeah and there's this there is not what [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► I was imagining and he then outline of a [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► door that people don't notice in this [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► tank no it's not I mean clearly been [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► plastered over i mean like i said i went [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► there like that picture looking at with [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► his that psycho focused and I stood [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► right there and and you missed it and i [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► missed it so you know it can't be there [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► but like the thought that I that I could [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► have built that all that stuff could [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► have been on the other side of that wall [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► and I was standing right there genuinely [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► excites me [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► mm and like if they find another tomb i [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► was saying if you ever short on time God [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► read about value the Kings also go and [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► read about Howard character and the [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► discovery of tutankhamun's tomb it's [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► such an exciting story and there's such [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► amazing pictures from the time that it's [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► one of those stories from history that [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► sends chills down my spine about what it [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► must have been like two of shine Shauna [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► torch through those first holes that [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► they were banging in the wall and say [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► he famously saw this glinting of gold [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► and someone said you could you say [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► anything and he said yes wonderous [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► things and then they all the stuff they [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► pulled out of that I mean it was it must [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► have been like you know this amazing [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► Christmas the stuff they found in there [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► and to think that could happen again in [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► our lifetime genuinely excites me and [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► will be such as it was such a boost for [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► agent to after recent years i have to [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► admit as much as I booty Egypt before [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► i'm sitting here thinking could I [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► imagine a better place for someone to [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► find a secret door than an Egyptian tomb [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► and I think the answer is no but if [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► there is there is no better place that I [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► want to hear the news [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► secret door then on Egyptian to write [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► that that's just it just worked [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► perfectly [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► yeah and the idea that this amazing that [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► you know I'm sort of getting ahead of [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► myself here but the idea that this [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► amazing cache of treasures and tomb of [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► Nefertiti could be the other side of [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► could be you know a few feet the other [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► side of a wall that probably millions of [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► terrorists have been filing past for the [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► last ex years is also quite quite an [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► exciting thought so that i get excited [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► I'm excited thinking about it it makes [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► me want to go back to Egypt yeah you [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► know you travel there soon and it is on [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► weekend has been talked about for the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► last couple years [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► Kuala yeah it's gonna be part of the [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► year of fun i don't think it's gonna [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► make it into the air fact that i was [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► just to me there's just so many things [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► to see gray you gotta hold a whole world [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► of fun waiting for you in the year of [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► fun if even a brand new Egyptian tomb [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► can't make it on the list but if they [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► find you two might go [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► I think you I think you wouldn't mind [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► going to Egypt there I i would need a [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► good reason to go is there any always [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► done we have to be dogging about your [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► exciting and different things like that [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► I'll see you don't know the national [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► geographic channel you will tell you the [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► other ones funding it now finding all [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► the Raiders there yeah there you go [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► perfect [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► yeah but you're not seeing a and you [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► don't know you don't know what it feels [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► like to be in there only get eighty [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► percent of the benefit for one percent [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► of the hassle [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► ok I just that I think I d % over States [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► it look at you do get you to get some of [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► you do get some of the benefit and i'm [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► looking at a photo of the time [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► I'm saying how about justified remember [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► when I was standing at button but let me [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► put it this way Brady even if even if [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► let's say I get twenty percent of the [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► benefit for one percent of the effort [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► still seems pretty good yeah but that [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► final ten percent is the best bit [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► it's like it's like you're climbing like [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► ninety-nine percent of the way man [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► Everest you're saying but I'm not gonna [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► step on the summit because that what [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► time you have a bit and I'm like that [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► last steps the one that matters even if [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► there's anything that every movie taught [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► me is that if hit your near the summit [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► but not quite there yet [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► don't go all the way I don't know [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► although it's now that that is bit of a [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► theme of that maybe the alcohol grant [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► you that you should turn back [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► that's it that's what that movie says [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► life lets it turned back this episode of [TS]

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00:57:22 ◼   ► of joy followed by a moment of sadness [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► the other day and this relates to [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► cricket you know as you go through life [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► like the dynamic of your friends changes [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► and you work with new people and you [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► make your people and you get married and [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► people come and go from your life and [TS]

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00:57:36 ◼   ► wonderful that all these people don't [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► have the exact same interests as you [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► mm but unfortunately for me that now [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► means I've reached a situation for [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► various reasons including my own [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► retirement as a cricketer some years ago [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► that I thought I'd now okay [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► uh-huh that I now have quite a few [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► cricket loving friends and that means [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► when something amazing happens in the [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► world of cricket [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► I have no one to share it with I have no [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► one to talk to haha my wife tries and [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► shows a little bit of interest and we'll [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► ask a couple questions but she can only [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► handle so much because she doesn't like [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► she doesn't like cricket right and i [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► would love to talk all about the world [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► t20 cricket world cup that has just [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► finished god it was good i was a cricket [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► world cup it was such a great tournament [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► gray then I had the most extraordinary [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► ending to any sport thing I've saying it [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► was like Shakespearean drama it was [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► amazing and I can't get enough of i'm [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► still rewatching it and reading [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► everything about it and reading all the [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► fallout and then like I talk to someone [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► like you I talk to probably more than [TS]