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00:00:00 ◼   ► I don't know if you're aware of this or [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► not but as we're recording right now [TS]

00:00:03 ◼   ► like right now at night it is the super [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► moon night [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► it's a supermoon i'm looking at my [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► window no no great don't oh look that's [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► what I wanted to tell you not to do [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► terribly sorry because during a [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► supermoon not only is the moon a little [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► bit closer than usual looking up because [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► it's a full moon [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► it appears brighter than usual and this [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► is the biggest the moon will have [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► appeared for like 70 years and just [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► looking at it if you add to believe the [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► media could clean out your readiness for [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► the tidal forces from the supermoon [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► could rip your head from your body so [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► whatever you do don't look at the [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► supermoon don't even get near it man [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► this is massive [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► is that what journalists think [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► Superman's you think that you think it's [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► gonna like take up half the sky the way [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► they're carrying on and I've also seen [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► actual depictions of what it will look [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► like compared to what it normally looks [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► like and it's like eight percent or [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► something not even though it's like [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► crazy like how little the differences [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► but it's supermoon supermoon everything [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► supermoon Facebook's even saying look at [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► the super moon tonight [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► well I'm looking out the window I see [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► nothing [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► yeah alright i hope you're wearing [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► sunglasses and had your special tired or [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► vest on when you did it [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► I'm woefully underprepared for the [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► supermoon you feeling alright for the [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► podcast you in the zone feeling happy [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► can i cheer you up somehow no you can't [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► cheer me up Brady because i'm absolutely [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► furious about a thing is going to take a [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► while to explain but I have to get this [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► off my chest right at the start I [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► already know what is what is a breeding [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► your starbucks is and stop to the hot [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► stoppers no no no it's not that is not [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► that now i have have what I guess could [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► be classified as like a political [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► problem i guess let me explain this [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► thing that makes me absolutely furious [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► alright so i live in the city now there [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► are lots of people in a city and one of [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► the things you need when there are lots [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► of people is an effective system to take [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► the garbage away and dump it wherever [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► right wherever it goes [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► not here yeah so in the little area that [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► I live there are supposed to be [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► for garbage pickups each one on a [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► parallel street there are four parallel [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► streets is a garbage can at each end of [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► the street opposite ends so it's nice [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► and convenient nice and close for [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► everybody [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► hmm now where I happen to live as one of [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► those areas of London that clearly a [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► long time ago a bunch of rich people [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► lived in this area in single enormous [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► homes and has since been converted into [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► apartments in which there are maybe ten [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► 15 families like there's a lot of people [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► here and a lot more people over time and [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► one of the problems that happens is that [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► the garbage cans overflow now let me ask [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► you Brady if you had a problem where [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► they were garbage cans overflowing what [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► do you think would be the solutions if [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► you wanted to alleviate this problem of [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► overflowing garbage cans [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► well two things spring to mind ok one [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► would be more regular pickups and the [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► other would be bigger garbage bins yes [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► congratulations you get a gold star but [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► no you know what my local council thinks [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► is the appropriate solution to [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► overflowing garbage bins it is to take [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► away street-by-street the actual garbage [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► pickups and to replace the space where [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► the garbage cans used to be a passive [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► aggressive sign tellin people we have [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► removed the garbage cans and please [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► don't dump any garbage here and so now [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► in like a four-block radius of where i [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► am there is for garbage cans in one [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► location for what I mentally and [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► calculating is something like probably a [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► thousand or 1,500 people who need to use [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► these garbage cans and as a nice bonus [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► everybody is now way further away from a [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► garbage can and I feel like this is one [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► of these things that like if you ever go [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► to disney disney in America has this [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► just nailed down you know how they solve [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► the garbage problem in disney garbage [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► cans everywhere right you can't swing a [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► child in disney without hitting a [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► garbage can write like they're all over [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► the place because you know what they [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► want they want nice happy clean streets [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► and so if there's garbage cans [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► immediately visible people throw stuff [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► but now where i live people are just [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► dumping garbage on the streets it's gone [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► from people were for a little while they [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► were trying like I will just pile up the [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► garbage where the garbage cans used to [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► be here let me send you a photo of what [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► this looks like right we straight look [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► ugly if you had garbage cans everywhere [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► don't you want your London streets to [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► look pretty and look like I looked in [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► that the seventeen hundreds and stuff [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► ok yes in theory you would but here's [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► one of these things like we have this in [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► life where there have to be trade-offs [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► and I think once you reach a certain [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► density of population the trade-off has [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► to be there are garbage cans and regular [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► locations for people to dump their [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► garbage now where i live like there are [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► so many people there's already garbage [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► pickup three times a week you can leave [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► garbage in front of your house once a [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► week and they have all of these garbage [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► cans and it still wasn't enough for all [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► of the people i don't understand how [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► they think the solution is we're just [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► going to remove all of the garbage cans [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► and then tell people not to dump their [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► garbage there and now there is garbage [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► absolutely everywhere i have sent you a [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► photo of where the garbage cans used to [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► be but like all the streets just look [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► like this and you know what you know [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► what really bothers me i feel like i try [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► to be a good person at least when it's [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► easy and now i'm having to just like [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► dump garbage places as well because like [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► there's nowhere to put it [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► if I walk three blocks necessary to the [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► actual garbage can with the garbage that [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► I take out it's a mountain of trash [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► right like it's an Everest of trash and [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► if I throw my garbage on the top of it [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► it just rolls down into the street and I [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► figure it like i might as well just [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► leave the garbage in the street along [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► with all of these other bags of garbage [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► in the street this is just like I don't [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► understand Brady I don't understand how [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► how people think the opposite solution [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► is the solution [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► I mean that picture is pretty horrendous [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► i'll give you that you're gonna have to [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► back up for me here at sustained stop [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► coming out of your ears and can I just [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► get a little bit of context to I'm like [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► literally sweating with anger but yes [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► your head just so I understand em before [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► this debacle em how did the system work [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► with a like communal garbage cans that [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► were permanently in the street 24-7 or [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► like do you have like a hidden garbage [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► area but I don't understand what the [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► situation was before for example i have [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► a big wheelie bin that is a little shed [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► in my front yard and we fill up their [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► own bin and then one day a week we roll [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► out onto the footpath and the people [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► will come and empty and then we'll roll [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► it back onto our properly [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► you obviously don't have that how does [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► it work normally yes you have the nice [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► suburban solution to garbage which is [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► that you have your own bins and since [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► property is bigger in suburbia you have [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► an actual place to store the bins [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► this is the problem of being in a very [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► dense area like that is just not a [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► practical solution because again most [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► people's flats are very small like even [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► if my wife and I wanted to we couldn't [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► actually store very much garbage in the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► flats you have to end up taking it out [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► all the time [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► yeah and so the solution here is that on [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► each of the streets they have tried to [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► find a relatively out-of-the-way spot [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► where they would just leave to garbage [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► cans and a recycling bin [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► this is on public land and always [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► visible this is on public land and [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► always visible and as far as it can go [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► like it's fine [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► they don't think it's too much of an [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► eyesore and the trade-off of you have a [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► place to put garbage is perfectly [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► acceptable and there used to be garbage [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► pickup three times a week and on top of [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► that one or two days a week i can never [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► quite remember you're allowed to leave [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► garbage outside your house at night and [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► a truck comes by first thing in the [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► morning to pick it up there trying to [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► take away garbage all the time but that [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► seems extravagant to make great that's [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► like garbage paradise having someone [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► pick up the brush every day [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► well you have a place to put it every [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► day and someone comes to pick it up [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► twice a week from your house and three [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► times a week from the bins [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► I think you've been spoiled for too long [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► no but this is just a fundamental [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► sanitation problems like this is what [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► government is supposed to do it supposed [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► to keep pestilence out of the streets [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► this is like the basics is garbage [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► collection right like you have to take [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► it away if you don't take it away [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► we will have cholera this is not a good [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► thing so it's like yes I understand that [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► there's a lot of garbage pickup but the [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► reason that there is a lot of garbage [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► pickup is because in this area there [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► must be four five six times as many [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► people living here as there were 20 [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► years ago at the most [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► it's become a very dense area even [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► though if you just like looked at a [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► street you might not think that there's [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► a ton of people here but like every [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► building has 10 12 apartments in it like [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► there's a gigantic apartment complex [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► that like hidden around the corner [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► there's just like a ton of people here [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► and they [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► I read a lot of garbage and they have [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► nowhere to store it [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► ok and my counsel think the appropriate [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► solution is reduced garbage service [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► because too many people were leaving [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► garbage on the street I can't do if I [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► think you should be able to hold onto [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► your garbage for a bit longer you should [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► be able to hold onto your cabbage for a [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► week and have it picked up once awake [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► and just put it all out on the path on [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► that one not i don't think you [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► understand what i believed in city [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► apartments many times I know you live in [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► a palatial mansion far up north where [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► ever it is no brighton binghamton don't [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► forget you have no idea it was [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► seven-story eight-story building [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► entirely yours [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► my wife and I it's but a cardboard box [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► and we have not room to store but a [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► single fish skeleton after we've eaten [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► our meager dinners [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► there's nowhere to put anything it has [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► to go somewhere is going on the street [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► where the surface take it [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► exactly exactly Brady I'll tell you what [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► great i mean it was serious you know [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► you've got a friend in me when it comes [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► to complain about garbage you're talking [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► to the man who has made a youtube video [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► that he has used on multiple occasions [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► and shame his counsel when they did a [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► bad job with the garbage collection [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► that's your ringing of the bell one that [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► I don't understand right [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► yeah it's based on a very famous scene [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► in Game of Thrones but I film to add in [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► my straight i watched it the reference [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► goes by main but it does feel like this [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► is an ominous passive-aggressive thing [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► like that's ok it's to have a look in [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► the show notes people and you can watch [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► the video that I tweet every time I [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► council takes too long to pick up the [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► sizing up too long [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► I like that too long to hit a pic of the [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► recycling at the first time i made this [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► the recycling had been out in the street [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► for overweight so the video got made [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► let me ask you has been effective they [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► know about it okay haha it was effective [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► actually they started contacting me ask [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► you for my details but as soon as I [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► start asking me for that personal [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► details I'm like go away [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► did you pick up the rubbish look at this [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► sounds like an L what I'm hearing [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► ultimately they know your video has not [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► been no I would go so far as to say it [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► has been effective [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► ok maybe I need to make a [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► passive-aggressive viral video about my [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► garbage do it [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► I'm not entirely convinced but I think [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► you're in the right [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► what is there not to be convinced by I [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► haven't heard by side of the story [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► ok i'll be sure to phone my local [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► councilman let him know basically what I [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► think's happening is you guys have had [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► it too good for too long and as soon as [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► I tried to let change anything you're [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► like oh I'm not changing my habits i'm [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► just gonna check everything in the [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► straight what habits there's nowhere to [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► store the stuff I don't even understand [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► what it is you want me to do you don't [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► just start at the minute you got to [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► throwing out garbage day [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► it's not the sitting there all week you [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► don't just wanna finish without the [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► window there's probably a garbage [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► collector out there right now become 19 [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► times a day no they don't come 19 times [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► a day like we have a garbage can [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► it gets full it gets really sticky and [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► when you live in a very small apartment [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► all on one level you can't keep stinky [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► garbage in your house for a week we [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► physically we don't have enough space to [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► store all of our garbage unless we're [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► just like leaving garbage bags in the [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► main room should be some cabbage [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► communal area than in the basement or [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► something it should just go straight to [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► the strength the minute you finished [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► with okay yeah i mean like and again if [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► wishes were horses we'd all be eating [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► steak but there is no communal area in [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► the house to put garbage there's no [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► space because it's all been turned into [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► apartments apartment for the people [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► generating garbage because you're a [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► bunch of Greater London is that wave [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► created Londoners who's the creepy [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► hundred here I don't understand like him [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► either landlord in this scenario know i [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► am the tenants i do not have the [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► adequate infrastructure where I'm living [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► I don't understand what you want Brady [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► well that's not the council's fault it [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► doesn't mean you should be able to throw [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► everything out of the strike [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► I know he doesn't mean they should be [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► allowed to throw everything out in the [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► street I don't want to throw everything [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► out into the street do you understand [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► Brady I want the opposite of that I want [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► to place to put the garbage you want [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► like thousands of your personal garbage [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► cans out on the footpath that should be [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► public property where people that make [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► it to work no I would like an adequate [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► amount of garbage pickup in an adequate [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► number of places so that people don't [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► leave garbage on the street that's all I [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► want I don't think this is crazy i think [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► this is totally reasonable are you gonna [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► give this to make no no not yet not yet [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► clearly that picture you sent me is an [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► eyesore and that cannot be tolerated but [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► I'm yet to decide whether it is the [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► fault of the council or the photo of the [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► tenants that's the least of it doesn't [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► think that i sent you is where the [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► garbage cans used to be it's not just [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► the garbages on the street people are [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► just giving up [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► this is a perfect example of those like [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► this dichotomy between how should people [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► behave and how do people behave and the [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► truth is like when people start leaving [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► garbage on the street people are more [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► likely just just leave garbage on the [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► street because then everybody things why [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► bother [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► and now we have a tragedy of the Commons [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► situation here is like no this is why [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► you just have to have it convenient for [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► people to do the right thing and just [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► simply sitting around wishing that [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► everybody was better or worse thing that [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► one of the people in the building just [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► disappeared and we turn their entire [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► apartment into just the place where we [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► dump all of the garbage and it festers [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► in the building [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► I mean I guess we could wish for these [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► things but it can change like that I [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► just want garbage pickup that's all I [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► want I think it's very reasonable one [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► little piece of garbage when they should [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► follow up by the way and I don't want to [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► keep this quick but enough people [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► contacted me that i feel like i have to [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► mention that ok [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► in the last show I mentioned that I was [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► throwing away two huge garbage bags full [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► of my old clothes [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► congratulations thank you i use the term [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► throwing away very loosely i did not in [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► fact put it in the bin or throw in a [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► London straight as great probably would [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► of what I in fact did and i have to [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► point this out because so many people of [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► admonished me I did give the clothing to [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► a local charity i did not throw it into [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► like Lancefield whatever other was [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► considered good enough hopefully will be [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► sold and is raising money for st. [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► Peter's hospice in Bristol so please [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► stop contacting me and telling me i'm a [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► bad for throwing away lots and lots of [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► clothes I did give it to charity the [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► charity shop wanted they did they take [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► it they didn't really have much of a [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► choice because I had to let double-park [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► when I gave it to one side swing and [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► I've got some clothes for you I said [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► that's great and then I went and rented [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► my car hmm massive garbage bags there's [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► some good stuff in there amongst the [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► dross there's some good stuff [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► let me read my internal mental meter for [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► how much do I trust Brady statement that [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► there was some good stuff right in the [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► bag of garbage that he's bringing to the [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► cherish up there was good stuff i get a [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► one out of debt now I promise you there [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► was good stuff if you happen to be a [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► little bit thinner than me [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► I'm just suspicious because my local [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► charity shop has a big sign about all [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► the things that they please don't want [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► you to give them and i'm pretty sure [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► clothing is at the top of that list i [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► know this is a clothing shop [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► ok ok i did feel a little bit weird [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► because I'm worried that like I'm [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► what's that saying people walking around [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► the streets wearing my clothes I think [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► that recognizable and I I did give them [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► a smarter every day tation yeah because [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► I like an Alabama elephant yeah that's [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► what you're going to be seeing as I'm [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► walking around the streets of bradford [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► with Destin get me to smarter every day [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► tation and I did pick one of them tested [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► just to get your listening I didn't give [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► them both away but one the college [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► student so you may say mmm i get to the [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► charity stuff I think there's to smarter [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► every day t-shirts in that charity store [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► now I've kept the other one I'm going to [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► be keeping my eye out for it on [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► objectivity Brady that's what I'm going [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► to be looking for i want to see and [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► objectivity video with you sir Don [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► sometime I'll take a picture of me [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► wearing it with tomorrow's newspaper [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► totally photoshop i can tell by the [TS]

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00:17:48 ◼   ► supporting the show and now another [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► thing I wanted to follow up on was you [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► know how you have your series thing when [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► you're angry where serie says hang on [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► i'll tell you when I'm ready are ya i [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► realized that i have one of those as [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► well so do you [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► yeah I didn't realize how much i had [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► annoyed me and then a day or two [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► afterwards that happened to me again and [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► I thought this is making me feel how [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► gray felt it's not quite as an overtly [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► hostile but i'll tell you what it is and [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► you know you may not recognize it [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► because you're like a female ninja who [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► gets around these problems in other ways [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► but not often I find myself on mailing [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► lists I don't want to be on hulu and [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► sometimes i click that button that says [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► unsubscribe me from this little and you [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► always get met with a response that I [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► find wholly inappropriate and that is [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► your request is being processed food and [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► that bothers me in two ways [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► I've been put on your my oldest that I [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► didn't want to be on which I consider a [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► hostile act already know and then you [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► have the audacity to treat my demand to [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► be have my privacy back as a media [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► requests your request [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► oh we consider your request this is not [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► a request this is a demand to be removed [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► from your list and then also being [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► processed like I could take us a few [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► weeks and we're going to talk to build [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► from accounting but no no take me off [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► the list that I've been wrongly put on [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► immediately and stop sending me spam [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► food [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► your request is being processed is [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► unsatisfactory to me i have in the past [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► i have seen that it may take up to 24 to [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► 48 hours to remove you from this list i [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► feel like i don't believe you but I [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► don't believe that that's actually true [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► i think you want to get in water to more [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► mailings while you still can [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► I think this is part of your automated [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► system that you want to try to catch me [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► before I go and you're like I might take [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► two days if even if it is true that it [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► takes one or two days for some silly [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► reason who just keep that to yourself [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► like to say sorry about that you're off [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► the list at [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► is that what you wanted the unsubscribe [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► message sorry about that here off the [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► lower request is being processed [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► of course I'm not mortally scared that [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► is the message people get my unsubscribe [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► from by my list I must check that I have [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► no idea that but hopeful of one of [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► Brady's things a look it takes up to 72 [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► hours to process your request wow what a [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► jerk [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► yeah your players being considered [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► I do have to say I'm a little bit [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► pleased by the fact that you notice this [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► thing and you are now annoyed by it [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► because my only consolidation to my [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► serie rent from last time was hearing [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► from a number of people who I hadn't [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► planted this mind virus into that are [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► now aware of their rude supposedly but [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► not actually subservience digital [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► devices in one form or another [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► I feel like great like my annoyance [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► allow it to spread outward like from my [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► mind to your mind [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► so I've got another bit of follow-up [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► gray em you may remember in i think it [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► was the previous episode we talked about [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► in Australia the channel channel seven [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► had this obscene watermark on their news [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► coverage whenever they have exclusive [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► footage of something that they want to [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► have to themselves on the news like a [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► fire or a car crash little they were [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► putting this watermark that covered half [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► the screen saying Channel 7 News it was [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► ridiculous [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► so since then someone has shown me sort [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► of a promotional advertisement that was [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► made by channel nine and before I get [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► you to watch a great just so you've got [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► the context in your head who [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► channel 7 and channel nine when it comes [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► to news coverage and their nightly news [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► programs mortal enemy little mortal [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► enemies and it is highly highly [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► competitive I've not known a TV news [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► markers competitive and channel nine [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► channel seven who are the two top dogs i [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► just always at each other's throat they [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► always want the exclusive and that so [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► channel 9 made a video that they have [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► thought needed to be shown to the world [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► and i would like you to watch this video [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► now takes about 30 seconds okay see what [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► you think I'm imagining that whatever [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► i'm going to see it's gonna have a [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► watermark that's like from channel 9 [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► news [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► screw you channel 7 news this is way [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► more matter than that [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► channel 9 would like to apologize to all [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► viewers who find the watermark we put in [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► the middle of the screen annoying and [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► distracting [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► unfortunately even a big watermark like [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► this isn't enough to stop channel seven [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► from stealing our footage they even have [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► the audacity to call it an exclusive [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► were good i was a little bit amazed by [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► I've never seen a more petty I'm not [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► it's like kids fighting in the backseat [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► of a car [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► even I wouldn't do that and I'm Petty [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► sometimes you are incredibly petty [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► sometimes but that is amazing that you [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► want to explain to people what you just [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► watch okay of course in the show notes [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► for the people who helped as well love [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► this channel 9 news like we're sorry for [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► some viewers of finding our gigantic [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► watermark annoying but even our gigantic [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► watermark didn't stop those jerks the [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► channel 7 news from airing our footage [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► as an exclusive ok then i'm sure they [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► didn't look what channel 7 didn't look [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► blurred our water back and claim that [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► was their own footage [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► they're basically telling tales that [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► night they're like them I'm having [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► flashbacks to kids tattling on each [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► other at school and me just not caring [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► at all where between the Superman I've [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► couched as like a public service message [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► exactly that's awful apologetic and [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► explanatory and then it goes but channel [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► 7 didn't look what they did I can just [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► hear myself like listen Susie listen [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► Cindy I don't care what happens like [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► just sit down just sit down and be quiet [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► i don't care [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► basically it's like a YouTube war [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► yeah except it's like grown-up TV [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► channels that should know better [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► like it's the sort of juvenile thing [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► that bloggers do when they just not [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► mature it is bitching about each other [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► I feel like if we ever return to the [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► topic of the news and why you think i [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► should watch it because people are very [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► professional and attire and forward [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► about the world i'm just going to [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► remember this moment this is going to [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► come into my head of like oh yes those [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► news channels i never met an Australian [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► write those savages don't know what [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► they're doing is that what you're saying [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► Brady tell you [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► that's competitive down there is [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► competitive well done guys [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► nobody cares they're look so I'm just [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► back from a capital awakes and spiritual [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► have and I've been doing a lot of [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► overing yes I guess not surprisingly [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► spending a lot of time in new Bruges [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► always makes me think more and more [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► about uber and I've had two thoughts i [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► wanted to share them [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► one is I know we can discuss this before [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► and it's not like a new discovery but it [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► was kind of like a real discovery for me [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► because I spent a lot more time talking [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► to the drivers and understanding things [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► flew and it made me realize why I would [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► probably find driving boobs quite [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► addictive and it's how successfully they [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► like have game ified the experience what [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► do you mean like being an over driver to [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► me is like playing a video game it's [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► like you've got like a screen like an [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► interface and you never know where your [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► next adventure is gonna come from and [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► where it's going to be too and who it's [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► gonna be weird and suddenly pops up and [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► you do it you collect rewards for doing [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► it and the more you do it the more [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► rewards you get and you're following a [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► map to find the person and they going to [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► follow a map to take them to their place [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► and if you do that you get the treasure [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► and also ever have lots of light [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► incentives that they built into it that [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► i'm a big nerd of like if you do 50 [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► rides before monday you get an extra [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► hundred ninety dollars and if you do 20 [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► of these before 2pm tomorrow there's a [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► there's always like bonuses and things [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► coming up all the time for the drivers [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► and there was really aware of these [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► things and they'll work the extra two [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► hours because therefore ride short of [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► their two hundred dollar bonus but will [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► my next one take me far enough to know [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► what will I get next and it's all very [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► game ified i found really appealing [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► talking to them about and i can imagine [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► how much fun that would be the first [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► time i came across this was actually [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► talking about this with an uber driver [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► in San Francisco I forget exactly what [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► it was but he had some kind of incentive [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► to stay in the center of the city like [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► he could specify that on his appt be [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► like if he hit a certain number of [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► short-haul drives they would pay him [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► enough to make up for the fact that he [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► was doing like a very large number of [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► very short drives i learned so much [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► I complicated to as I was saying what if [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► you want to go somewhere and like uber [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► is taking you somewhere else soon but [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► you can tell over i want to get to this [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► place and it will give you rides to get [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► you there but you can only do two of [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► them a day and also they don't count [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► towards your bonuses so if you're trying [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► to collect 50 bonuses your destination [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► choices don't count if you're within [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► like a two-mile radius of the airport [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► you go to a special airport q but if [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► you're just dropping someone off [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► straight away you can potentially jump [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► that Q and go to the front because i [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► want to encourage people to take people [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► to the airport interesting it's so [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► complicated there's so many cool little [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► rules and complications it's amazing [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► do you want to be an uber driver do you [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► know what I do want to do know I want to [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► work on a train [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► ok that's a bit out of left field yeah I [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► must have had some time I just think [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► working on the train line to be so much [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► fun feel like trains are the opposite of [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► uber but ok [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► yes but i was applying a sandwich on the [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► train the other day and said to the guy [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► said he liked working on the train and [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► he said i love her i get up in the [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► morning and I'm in London in the [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► afternoon for my lunch break and then [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► I'm back home and I think working on the [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► trains would be great [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► so the other thing that happened was [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► and funnily enough it was the guy who [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► told me the most about her over works [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► will he was dragged me to the airport so [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► we had a really long drive but when we [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► got near the airport and I must point [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► out I get it was to and from San [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► Francisco Airport quite a lot little [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► quite familiar with how it all works and [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► he was driving me there and he says I [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► can't drop you at the international [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► terminal and I've been dropped at the [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► international terminal many times and I [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► get picked up from the international [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► terminal hulu and I know there's a place [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► at the international terminal it's at [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► the departures section where the ogres [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► go because whenever i arrived i have to [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► go up to departures to get my room [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► because the design allowed down arrivals [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► I know this so he's saying I can't drop [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► you there [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► I've gotta drop your domestic and then [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► you go to walk along the bridge or catch [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► a train or something [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► no no not acceptable and I was like this [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► is crazy like I get dropped all the time [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► you're wrong and he's like I can get a [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► hundred-dollar fired and I can lose my [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► permit and he was very insistent and I'm [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► like I just didn't believe her i said [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► you're wrong this is incorrect [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► you can do it and then I said how long [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► have you been an uber driver for and he [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► said I've been an uber driver for about [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► two months and I hadn't been to san fran [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► just go in the last two months so I was [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► thinking has some new rule come in the [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► last two months stopping them dropping [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► people off right oh no here's this grain [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► of doubt in your mind [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► he was very short and I was googling and [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► I couldn't find anything about it and I [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► was mad and I knew it was wrong and he [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► said he drops me at the domestic [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► terminal and by this time the dark [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► clouds come over me and I said you are [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► wrong about this [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► I refuse to believe in the city of San [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► Francisco you human beings can't be [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► dropped by neighbor at the international [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► terminal i know some cities have roles [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► but I just didn't believe this i'm just [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► thinking of this poor guy picks up his [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► affable Australian but little does he [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► know that the dark cloud is coming on [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► this ride i was still like civil and he [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► dropped me off and i said i believe [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► you're wrong and he said you're gonna [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► walk up there and go there whatever I [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► said have a nice day thank you very much [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► thank you goodbye and you drive away and [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► then i gave him one star because he has [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► two jobs who to pick me up [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► Lou and trust me where I want to go Lou [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► he did the first part well Lou but he [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► completely failed to do the second part [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► but I did not give him one star until I [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► went inside and said to the woman at the [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► information desk can / struck me at the [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► international terminal and she said yes [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► yes they can but they can only drop you [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► at departures they can't drop your [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► arrivals and I should thank you [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► okay good that's what i wanted to check [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► now I did ask but then I tried to [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► contact him like I wanted to send him a [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► message or like phone him or something [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► just so he knew for next time [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► and if i had been able to do that i [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► probably would have up to star rating i [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► even googled how do i change the rating [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► i gave him because I felt so guilty but [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► I couldn't contact him I couldn't just [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► send him like a text message like to say [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► hey man just so you know you've [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► misunderstood the role little because he [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► says sorry I always have to do this even [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► told me he always drops people at the [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► domestic terminal when they're flying [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► international so he's doing this all the [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► time to people i had to then like go up [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► two escalators and catch a train and all [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► sorts of things to get where I wanted to [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► go [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► you're just trying to be a hero for the [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► next guy who steps in this guy's uber [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► home i wanted to help him but I still [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► feel guilty about it I don't know what [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► to tell you what was I supposed to do [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► was supposed to give him five stars for [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► dropping me so far away [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► to catch a train to my destination and [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► you can't give someone five stars for [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► no you can't get some 15 starts that i'm [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► going to back you on this one Brady [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► he's surprisingly relieved that I didn't [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► realize my verdict on whether or not the [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► one star rating was okay was really [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► weighing on you here [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► I felt like I had nowhere the toes in my [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► tool belt what else could I do [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► did you leave a comment when you left [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► the one star review no it didn't give me [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► the option to normally it does it says [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► we know why one star because that's all [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► I wanted to do I wanted to get the [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► information to the guy right so the [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► reason I put one style was because I [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► know if I put 3 or higher [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► I don't get to leave a comment blue so I [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► pressed one knowing it would say why [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► what's your comment and then comment [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► thing didn't come up these are the [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► tragedies in our modern world [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► poor guy anyway one story from Brady I [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► tell you what they want tragedies you [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► ready for the next topic [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► ok you always have this way of starting [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► a topic that sets me on edge every time [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► i watched every topic I don't always [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► leave it in the show because sometimes [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► i'm just so thrown out of sorts like the [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► most innocuous topics somehow you always [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► put me on edge and then every once in a [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► while there's a real reason to be on [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► edge like Apple feedback last time so i [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► always feel like we're rolling with days [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► every time Brady brings up the topic in [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► this way so I'm I thought you were about [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► to praise me then for my kid sick ways [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► because almost every segment so far has [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► segue into the one before and I thought [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► that was a pretty good segue and I [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► thought how great taking the time to [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► just give me a pat on the back now I'm [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► not taking the time to give you a pat on [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► the back in fact i'm always annoyed by [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► your segways because they make it harder [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► for me to edit the show later always [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► liked our braided a Segway here he [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► couldn't just start the topic now i have [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► to cut around this because I'm chopping [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► out the boring bits I already thought [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► about that and I thought that said where [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► you could put one there is like I said [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► you went to the next subject then you [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► can go to beat up anyone's like I are I [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► can't wait to find out what the next [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► subject is it's gonna be awesome [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► that's what I'm supposed to put the cut [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► ok I didn't realize that it's different [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► every time i get my anxiety is ramping [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► up here what is the thing that you want [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► to talk about [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► well I want to talk about what could be [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► apples greatest blunder know [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► ok now i'm not talking about the watch [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► okay because I can avoid the watch i [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► don't have to wear the Apple watch [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► so even though i think it's not their [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► greatest moment whatever and it'll get [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► you eventually just a matter of getting [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► eventually maybe whatever you bring it [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► up here like always above washer i [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► always feel like I'm just gonna sit back [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► right maybe it's a year maybe it's five [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► years but it's as inevitable as a [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► smartphone so yeah okay breaking [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► everything up a notch [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► sure i'm secretly thinking one day grays [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► gonna get you know what I think I'm just [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► gonna get a classy mechanical yeah you [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► know what we need we need one of those [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► websites that allows you to place bets [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► like 5-10 years out i would happily take [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► that bet of which is going to happen [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► first does grace which to a mechanical [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► water does Brady switch to an Apple [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► watch I will happily take that bet you [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► think I'm gonna been like either my [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► amiga of my rolex for a Apple watch [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► I think it will eventually happen [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► because the value-add of a computer on [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► your wrist will eventually beat the [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► value of your nice watch [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► I'm not saying soon right I'm not saying [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► next year or two years loves to those [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► two watches hi [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► I know it's very high breaking I feel [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► like this is almost certainly like the [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► smartphone version of this like [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► eventually it'll lose but anyway there [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► is a chance but I also think there's a [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► chance that there's some sophistication [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► switch will turn and you suddenly just [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► mature ever so slightly and become like [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► a little bit class here right that's [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► always what it's about and just [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► unsophisticated unclassy and immature [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► yeah because I don't decorate my house [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► like it's from the 1910s understand that [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► my love of a modern sleek aesthetic is [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► just so childish [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► it's obviously a thing all children are [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► born with and real men grow out of and [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► we'll just wait [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► Childish of course not just less [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► sophisticated yes I will grant you that [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► there is a nonzero chance that I would [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► switch to mechanical watch but it is [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► very close to zero i would happily take [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► that back [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► yeah so what is Apple's greatest blunder [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► well it's not even the massive massive [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► blunder that they've made with this new [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► macbook pro which for the first time i'm [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► seriously seriously endanger being [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► knocked off using Apple really because [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► this new macbook pro is bordering on a [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► new [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► simple for me with the lack of ports [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► crazy ok so that's what it is because [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► I'm not really in the market for a [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► laptop I didn't follow this very closely [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► at all i know people have been [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► complaining about it but I haven't [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► followed it all figured out why it has [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► these new USB ports whatever they're [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► called is the USBC oh yeah okay i just [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► got two of them and nothing else and [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► this is the pro I can't put my SD cards [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► into it without my video footage I can't [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► put all my drawers and drawers full of [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► hard drives that have all my rushes and [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► things that I edit with anyway that's [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► not I don't want to talk about that at [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► the moment [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► ok that's not the disaster i'm sorry no [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► no man i can't imagine what the crew [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► disaster is there in the upcoming update [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► to the iOS emojis the wolf face which i [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► have been using for Lulu and ordering [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► for quite some time now she has been [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► changed to a crappy grey wolf and it's [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► no longer the Audrey loo look alike my [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► favorite emoji has been retired [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► I should have known it was gonna be [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► simple I'm gonna talk about seriously I [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► feel like I just walked right into the [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► access for the benefit of like I'm [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► waiting for some serious conversation [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► and thinking how is pretty really going [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► to switch computing systems [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► what could possibly be my running my [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► mental rolodex of course it's emoji [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► related and I should have known should [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► have known we can have a boring talk [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► about changing computer systems another [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► day [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► let's talk about ammo gentle face ok but [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► so just to be clear they're making the [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► wolf face actually look like a wolf [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► instead of looking like a two-hour [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► that's what you're upset yes most other [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► you know applications and operating [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► systems have made the wolf face sort of [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► a great-looking wolf right like a wolf [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► yeah and apple had this glitch where for [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► some reason they were using this kind of [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► doggie type yellowy foxy thing that just [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► like Lulu and Audrey so that was not [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► what i use and everyone knows that was [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► my favorite emoji even this is like when [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► you say it looked just like Lulu and [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► heart 3i think that is quite a stretch [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► to say it looks just like them but it [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► looked more like them it was certainly a [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► suitable replacement for them in like [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► text messages and stuff that you're [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► already way [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► walking that background he's talking [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► with looks just like them and now we've [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► got to suitable replacement for the [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► converging form i would say if you are [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► going to design quite a simple emoji to [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► look like Audrey and her that's pretty [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► much what you do got yellow heads got a [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► little bit of white on the face a little [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► bit of white on the neck just like those [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► dogs in fact i will walk that walk back [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► and say it does look just like them will [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► let the people decide okay will be a [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► link in the show notes and I'm sure fury [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► as arguments in read it let the people [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► decide on this one so anyway I have sent [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► you a picture of what the camera Taylor [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► George look alike and the new wolf looks [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► like new wolf is better but it looks [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► kind of like a squirrel [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► does that bother you that I think it [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► looks better yes but it does look like a [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► squirrel [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► it has a very squirrely I always feel [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► like you're really loyal to order and [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► literally when I thought you kind of go [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► into back for them a bit wait hold on a [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► second [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► loyal two dogs in emoji form i think [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► you're misunderstanding that I like your [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► dogs i have an incredible indifference [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► to emoji faces [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► well I tell you what are the only person [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► who's showing less sensitivity than yes [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► it is my contact at a major pedia who I [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► contacted just before the show our [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► confirmation of what was happening [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► uh-huh and he says bad news Bradley I'm [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► sorry to break this to you and he said [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► the new one that looks nothing like [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► Audrey are low but then he had the [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► audacity in my wounded emotional state [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► he said to me this is a great win for [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► cross-platform consistency but perhaps a [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► loss for you and you Fox face emoji [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► exists which some could see as a [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► replacement for the old image so he's [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► kicked me while I'm down and said that [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► basically the emoji community is [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► celebrating this as they should [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► yeah okay love with him on that one as [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► if that's not bad enough he then says [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► because you know how last time we talked [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► about this we caused his huge surge in a [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► major pedia searches on this thing right [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► and like there was a graph that showed a [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► lot of spite of that food so it's like a [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► he has this fundraising thing where you [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► can adopt an emoji little and he made [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► Audrey they like the doctor of that [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► emoji who he then has the audacity to [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► say to be in this email where he's just [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► kicked me he's put PS Audrey's one-year [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► complimentary adoption of this emoji has [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► just expired two was this [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► not the respect that you deserve ready [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► because i don't think anything that [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► upset him how can you not give Audrey [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► like a lifetime adoption as tribute [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► especially now that it's being retired [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► me ask you something how can you demand [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► lifetime adoption on the way the person [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► makes their living off of the emoji [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► media I don't think that's how he makes [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► his living even if he doesn't make his [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► living like it's clear like a for-profit [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► organization i presume against like [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► they're making money on the emoji media [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► and here you are wanting to lock down [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► forever a little piece of real estate he [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► was quite happy to put Audrey's name on [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► it without my permission to start with [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► that was a generous gift for a limited [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► period of time I I think he was trading [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► off orgies Fame know is that what you [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► think [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► okay well then you were the sucker for [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► talking about it this much he said to me [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► when I said that he said I'm sorry 2016 [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► continues to disappoint ya i said oh [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► well you can kiss another promotion of a [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► major PDA goodbye but he's got one right [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► and yet here we are here we are [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► oh you're not going to like this look [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► well i was thinking you know how like [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► that you're making rice wrap and the [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► reunion swamp and I like extinct and you [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► know how like the black stump was once [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► the tallest building is not anymore [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► I think this seems to be a theme of [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► their official things being like things [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► that have kind of fired or no longer [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► exist man so I was wondering if the [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► yellow version of the wolf emoji could [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► be the official emoji of hello internet [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► no no of course not what up [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► I don't know how you do this Freddie cuz [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► know what I feel like I've already lost [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► before any of these conversations even [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► start because I you have this ability to [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► rally the people around these unofficial [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► official things for hello internet it's [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► like quicksand right the more I resist [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► the more people are like oh what a great [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► idea that is tracking second so I have [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► to ask you because the reason I want to [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► know your thoughts on her is because [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► when i make the t-shirt I want to know [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► if it has to say official or unofficial [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► emoji of hello internet i think all the [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► Brady things have to be the unofficial [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► whatever that's the unofficial ability [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► of hello internet I will concede on [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► unofficial official [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► hello internet right it does that make [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► you happy so i can put an official [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► official yeah I think that's the [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► compromise that we're reaching I think [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► that's an upgrade from just unofficial [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► take it however you want as long as the [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► unofficial is first [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► does that mean we have to decide on an [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► official apology at some point now we're [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► not doing this we're not doing this we [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► don't need an official emoji and if we [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► were going to have an official imagine [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► what would have paid that we don't need [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► like an official rice hand like any of [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► these things we don't need I don't [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► understand them [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► I know you love them and I'm very happy [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► for you but I don't know what the [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► official emoji would be alright I don't [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► even know what all the emojis are well [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► we know what the unofficial official one [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► is it's the yellow version of the wash [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► that will be phased out and I OS 10.2 [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► right so yeah the artificial emoji is [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► the extinct one from 10.1 an earlier [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► yeah it's not retro man it's cool i bet [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► you it'll come back in again center [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► after will be like why is everyone [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► wearing these t-shirts with their old [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► wolf emoji on it i'm sure that that is [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► exactly what app will be thinking why is [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► this happening this episode of the [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► podcast has been brought to you by our [TS]

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00:43:00 ◼   ► inexpensive but high-quality blades all [TS]

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00:43:06 ◼   ► yourself [TS]

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00:43:09 ◼   ► they're classy enough to feel like a [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► special present but also useful enough [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► to not end up throwing in the drawer and [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► forgotten i have boiled quite a few [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► presence in my time that have ended up [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► in that draw now Harry's have some [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► special offers at the moment to make it [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► even more enticing this includes a [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► limited edition set with a midnight [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► blue-colored razor handle its really [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► nice-looking makes me feel it will be [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► inadequate with my own traditional [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► silver-handled Harry's this handle is [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► called the winter Winston and you can [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► also have the handle engraved with yours [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► or someone else's initials for that [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► personal touch [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► I can just imagine with a nice little [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► cgp on the handle wrapped up and popped [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► under the christmas tree i think we know [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► what I'm gonna get great this year don't [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► weigh now any gift set you'll get one of [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► these handles 35 blade cartridges and [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► shave gel all four thirty dollars and it [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► comes in a really nicely designed gift [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► box Harry's a top-notch when it comes [TS]

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00:44:11 ◼   ► using the code [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► eh I when they check out up until eight [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► of december 2016 Harry's are doing free [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► shipping so that address again [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► Harry's h AI r ry s.com / hello internet [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► and remember that code [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► eh I there's all sorts of other good [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► stuff on their website that got a really [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► good website actually really [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► well-designed good pictures there things [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► that razor stands travel bags various [TS]

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00:44:38 ◼   ► so go check them out and thanks to [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► harry's for supporting our podcast I [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► bumped into someone in berkeley wearing [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► a reunion swap paint Asia no yeah it was [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► the first time i've ever seen someone [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► wearing something hello internet who [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► didn't know that we're gonna make me [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► really like he just walked up to me and [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► said oh wow [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► Brady what are you doing here and then I [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► looked and he was wearing the reunions [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► want plantation was brilliant [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► that is kind of brilliant yeah I had a [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► similar experience but ever so slightly [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► different and that I got on an elevator [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► with someone who i saw was listening to [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► the hello Internet podcast no elevator [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► yeah did you say something of course not [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► i stayed behind him and kept quiet there [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► is a crime that you did not does not a [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► crime [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► oh there's not a crime that is a totally [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► reasonable response that would have been [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► the most awesome thing ever [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► no it would not be the most awesome [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► thing ever because this guy is in a [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► building that i'm in a whole bunch and [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► he would know who i am and then forever [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► we might have to say hello if we see [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► each other now is there's no way this is [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► going to happen just he work in your [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► building [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► yeah he works in my building so that's [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► not all not once not ever [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► now everyone in London who since the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► halloween tonight is thinking just great [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► work in my building [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► the answer is no people no I work in [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► none of your buildings except you Tim I [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► still think it's a little bit criminal [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► that you didn't like that was just such [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► a perfect moment I can't believe you [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► would even think that I would say [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► something it's like you don't even know [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► of course I'm not surprised didn't do it [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► because you believe that would have been [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► an awesome opportunity [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► that's like the kind of dream moment [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► that like some people wait their whole [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► life for to be able to say just tap him [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► on the shoulder are you could have had [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► so much fun i would not have had fun [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► that is not have been fun [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► that's why I didn't do it I swear gray [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► like I know most hello Internet [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► listeners like have a real appreciation [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► for your mindset and many of them are [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► like you but there must be hello [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► Internet listeners out there right now [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► who are like screaming at your missed [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► opportunity not a missed opportunity [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► because an opportunity taken an [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► opportunity to have normal elevator [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► rides for the rest of my time at that [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► building era they were super weird that [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► he would have a pretty good just [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► attempting to swing and then go ahead [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► haha wow yeah that's a plus way to [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► handle that situation just have a [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► strange man on the shoulder wink and [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► saying that thing perfect yeah that's [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► exactly what i do is obviously he [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► probably doesn't know what you look like [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► so i know you wouldn't do it and you [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► didn't do it and I get that but if you [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► were going to do a little and try and [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► like make it a cool moment what could [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► you have said that would have made him [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► like go [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► cgpgrey like okay are you enjoying the [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► show [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► I think that's what i would say that [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► would have worked it would have worked [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► that's not going to work [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► not now not ever it would have been code [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► so great i did mention that i am just [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► back from America [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► I was there for two weeks blue and [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► obviously it's been a big two weeks in [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► the united states and i have to say how [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► glad I am that I got to be there [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► oh yeah because seriously like super [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► historic one of the great contest of all [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► time' know everybody is happy without [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► finished and not every it wasn't one by [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► whoever I wanted to win but game 7 of [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► the world series was absolutely [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► incredible to do follow at all chicago [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► cubs cleveland indians it was amazing [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► no I don't even know what you're talking [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► about you know the World Series is the [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► baseball right yeah it's not the father [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► of the baseball [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► ok it's the super bowl of baseball yeah [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► and it was between the Cleveland Indians [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► and the Chicago Cubs ok but the totems [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► that had been the longest time since [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► they wanna I think Cleveland was like 60 [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► or 70 years and the Chicago Cubs had one [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► of over a hundred years and there's lots [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► of backstories to it this is great curse [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► that was stopping and winning at home [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► they look like they blow this one as [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► well there were 31 down in the series [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► they came back to make it 3 all so i [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► went to game 7 and then they went up in [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► game 7 and had absolutely in the bag and [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► somehow they managed to completely blow [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► and completely lost their laid so it [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► went to extra innings and then they [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► finally won in extra innings in the 10th [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► innings like this game 7 of the World [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► Series I think was a great advertisement [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► for baseball [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► like if you didn't enjoy that game than [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► you you are incapable of enjoying [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► baseball because it was such a great [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► game is so thrilling had stories within [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► stories there was so much going on i [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► loved it [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► seriously i was on such a high at the [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► end of that game and I felt so good [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► about the world and i had the biggest [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► smile on my face watching it at the end [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► and were you in the actual stadium for [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► the superbowl not the super portside the [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► world cup now that it's shall cut now [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► look series i like it was okay was in [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► Cleveland I was in California you were [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► describing it as though you were there [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► well I felt like I was there but like [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► you're saying you were so glad that you [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► were in America SI mentally presume that [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► you were at this place but you were [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► watching it on TV so you could have just [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► as well but in the UK [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► yeah but it's different when you're [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► watching it in america is the different [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► it's a bit different it's a good [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► different well i wasn't i was in America [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► for the election and that felt different [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► to and I could have been watching that [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► from anywhere and i did mention to you [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► in the last episode like I didn't know [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► what I was going to do for the election [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► day in the election night lose so i [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► thought i'd share bit of my election [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► experience with you know what is it like [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► have no idea [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► well kind of make a couple of [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► observations about election time in [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► America please go ahead you have the [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► floor i was in berkeley jose california [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► the whole time so no it's different [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► everywhere you go [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► but there's a couple of things that [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► struck me as strange blue one of them [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► was obviously concurrent with all the [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► elections that are going on for [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► President and Senate and all this sort [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► of stuff they have these propositions [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► hmm no changes to local laws in the [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► state and stuff like that [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► Lou you know prop 53 or prop 28 you know [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► we're going to legalize mowing your lawn [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► on a thursday whatever it is but the [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► thing is obviously they have at some [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► point and obviously it's on the balance [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► i presume loop at the way it's [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► advertised on TV and there's like [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► saturation advertising for or against [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► these propositions Lou the ads never [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► tell you what the propositions are and [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► you get these really a motive ads saying [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► vote yes to prop 43 otherwise all your [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► kids are gonna die and the world is [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► gonna be terrible right or vote no to [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► prop 33 because everyone who's right [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► thinking would you know and they really [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► haven't you heard on voting yes or no to [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► these propositions and they tell you the [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► numbers and I never tell you what they [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► are so if you weren't like really into [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► politics are into the news or your [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► visitor like me you have no idea what [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► they're telling you to do and i found a [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► really confusing experience this is one [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► of those moments where I find you very [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► charming Brady because I feel like [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► you're coming at this from the angle [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► that the purpose of these things is to [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► inform you as opposed to their real [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► purpose which is simply to just plant an [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► association in your mind I would almost [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► guarantee that an advertisement that [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► doesn't tell you the details of the [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► proposition it just simply tells you [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► vote Yes or vote no is more effective [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► than advertisement that explains to you [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► what the proposition is and then why you [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► should vote Yes or vote now I feel like [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► I'd be shocked if that isn't true just [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► like vote no on 47 [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► I bet that's hugely effective and [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► whoever is funding the campaign's behind [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► the propositions wants to win [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► I feel like I would remember whether it [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► was good or bad though because of I have [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► no context i'd walk into the both and [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► I'd be r-47 I've seen lots of ads about [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► that is that the one I'm supposed to [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► vote yes too or no I don't even know is [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► that the good with the bad one and I [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► wouldn't recognize it from the ads [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► because I don't associate the ads with [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► the content of the proposition because i [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► don't know what the proposition says I'm [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► supposed to vote against the medicine 10 [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► i'm supposed to vote for the death [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► penalty I get that but just calling them [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► by their numbers [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► just baffling but have you ever seen the [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► way these things are actually worded [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► like people sometimes post images of the [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► propositions and they're almost always [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► these crazy triple negative sentences [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► are ready like you even if you're trying [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► to read it and again i don't think it's [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► an accident you can write a clear [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► sentence but these things are written [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► intentionally opaque and difficult to [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► understand ways [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► yeah and then I think combine that with [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► an enormous amount of advertising [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► usually on one side was like great most [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► people if they try to read it there [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► confused and then they don't vote and [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► enough people just have like an [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► association of like oh this is bad it's [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► written in ambiguous way so that however [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► they read it they feel like oh yes the [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► bad outcome is the one that I don't want [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► and then they just vote yes or no [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► because they were told to do that and [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► then the thing passes era that's [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► American democracy [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► another thing that I found very strange [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► about election day in the u.s. like I [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► remember what the proper name for is in [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► the UK but on election day in the UK the [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► media is not allowed to talk about the [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► election pretty much there are really [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► strict rules yeah they're allowed to say [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► that the election is happening Lulu and [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► they're allowed to show footage of the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► leaders of the party casting their vote [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► but there's not allowed to be political [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► coverage to the point where it's strange [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► blue like you watch the news or listen [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► to the radio in the UK on election day [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► and it's like the most boring used a [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► volt I'm loose and then as soon as the [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► polls close across the country [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► the gloves are off and the exit polls [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► come out and it's like the usual [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► wall-to-wall blanket coverage blue but [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► this is not the case in the u.s. know [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► which in itself is strange [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► yes that's the thing that makes it [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► doubly strange is if you're in [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► California the polls have closed across [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► the East Coast and we're already seeing [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► results and like I was watching CNN are [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► starting to see results coming through [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► and then I went off walking summer which [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► I'll talk about in a second and I was [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► walking past polling boats in California [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► where people were walking in and casting [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► their votes i was watching them vote and [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► yet they like me must have been knowing [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► half the results were coming out it was [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► already clear which way things are [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► starting to Lane like I know in the case [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► of California doesn't make a big [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► difference because of the nature of Paul [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► Dixon California but still I still find [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► it strange that i could be listening and [TS]