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00:00:00 ◼   ► ready set go [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► we do now why is that funny to you [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► well I would you say ready set go I'm [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► telling me that it's it's time to do the [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► show [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► that's what I'm doing d usually mute [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► yourself when you say that I don't [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► usually don't usually say it but no you [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► go into mental marker that ok now the [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► show is beginning like it don't you [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► I don't need to say ready set go to [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► myself no I don't need that [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► okay well you're better podcaster than I [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► am [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► on your marks yeah mark get set go all [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► right Mike [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► where is my my curly vlog well I thought [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► that I thought these things were up on [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► sundays i understand from you from you [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► of all people the incredible importance [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► of schedules yet there was there was no [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► blog this weekend [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► I cannot believe that you're the first [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► person to say this to me like of [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► everyone in the world to ask where's the [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► vlog I think I'd really didn't think it [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► would be mister mister schedule over [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► well here's here's the reason I'm asking [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► it's your fault for setting up these [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► expectations but it's that they're on a [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► regular basis [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► I know you said you said that you had [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► like your little get-out-of-jail-free [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► phrase whatever it was you're like oh [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► frequent but not something i don't even [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► remember what it was that you said you [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► know then you go ahead and upload at [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► like the same time on the same day for [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► four weeks in a row and so now you've [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► set a schedule and so now you have [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► failed to meet my expectations and I'm [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► disappointed the uploading on the [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► Sunday's was just because the only time [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► i had to work on the videos was the [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► weekend right it was like what is done [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► by sunday because now i'm going to get [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► to back to work on Monday which is fun [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► actually because it makes it feel more [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► like a side project in a weird way like [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► I'm stealing like my weekend evening [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► hours to do it right but no i haven't [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► done one this week because we finally [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► have the keys to the house [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► hey we have we have the key to cortex [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► cottage [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► wow that was that was a hell of a Zeno's [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► paradox getting closer and closer to [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► those keys from my messages that you [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► were sending me all [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► yeah it was always like it's two months [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► away right and then two months pass and [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► it's it's one month away than one month [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► passes and you lose two weeks way like [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► we're getting closer but not right that [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► was that was my experience watching you [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► go through this i just had this like [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► mental image of the estate agent was [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► handed me the keys and they would drop [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► the keys and then every time I went to [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► pick up the key so I kicked them this [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► was like the way my brain there is [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► Persephone is it just every now and then [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► I'd been outside of just kicked it away [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► again and it just you know further and [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► further but we finally have the keys [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► wow that is that is exciting so are we [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► recording from mega office right now [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► we were supposed to be 0 because we were [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► supposed to record like three days ago [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► uh-huh but i have spent the week with [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► contractors and then the contractors [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► needed more contractors who needed more [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► contractors who needed lots of [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► contractors [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► yeah it just kept going and going and [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► going there was an apprentice at one [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► point i'm being totally serious [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► oh god that's not what you want to hear [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► right it's like subcontractors all the [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► way down [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► fine i understand this you know this is [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► how you how you build things and you [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► know why build one when you can build [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► two for twice the price but you don't [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► want the apprentice the apprentice feels [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► a bit like I don't know anymore [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► looks like your situation so bad [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► somebody can learn from it [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► yeah it's actually i was i was just was [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► just in the in the doctor's office and [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► they there was a big sign up saying that [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► there wasn't a not an apprentice but [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► like a trainee but it might as well have [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► said like we have the magician's [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► apprentice today [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► yeah and because like i don't know how i [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► feel about this also as well like I [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► completely have faith in the plumbers [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► that we haven't but every now and then [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► when I walk around the corner and the [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► apprentice putting the pipes in also can [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► you just not like switch over every time [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► you hear the door open right so like I [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► only see the fully-qualified plumber put [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► my pipes in is that ok can we do that [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► please yeah even though like she glue [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► she knew what she was doing at one point [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► of time according to had a blowtorch and [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► I was like your heart a lot better [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► everything that I am but you're handling [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► a blowtorch right now and [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► not really sure why but good luck to you [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► so it has been a tough week i had an [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► entire set of equipment ready including [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► a macbook adorable which is probably the [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► best computer in the world [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► oh that doesn't run iOS of course [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► because we know the ipad to get king but [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► that thing is it's incredible it's it's [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► like barely a computer is this is [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► nothing there is amazing i love it I [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► love it [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► wow what a convert I couldn't believe it [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► I had it for like a day and then I added [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► a show on it and it was fine [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► who's absolutely fine and it also weighs [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► nothing [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► yes I get that it's the nothing is [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► computer you can possibly own it's [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► incredible and it's gold of course of [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► course we got a gold one and it has [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► stickers on it and it looks incredible [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► already so I had all this equipment [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► ready to record from there and it was [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► gonna be this like funny episode where [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► is like all this echo and like I'm [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► sitting on the floor button but no we [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► couldn't do it because the situation [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► kept getting worse and worse and I was [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► there for two straight days in a room on [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► a chair with a little table in front of [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► me that have been left from the previous [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► people on my own with just things [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► happening around me for two straight [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► days so just contractors coming in the [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► Apple painting [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► yep and then have electricity hums [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► however as pipes were falling out the [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► wall and it you know it just [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► everything's fine and it's good now it [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► was not good for a while but like it's [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► ok now but it's just meant that this [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► week has been an absolute disaster [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► yeah justjust that the listeners [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► understand when mike says pipes were [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► falling out of the wall that is not an [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► exaggeration [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► there was a situation where a pipe [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► literally fell out of a wall [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► yeah it did that one hundred percent [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► happened he just touched it and it fell [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► off so it's been it's been a week so far [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► like it's what day is it today is [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► Thursday Wednesday Thursday Thursday [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► today it feels like it's next wednesday [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► right I i thought like it's weird in a [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► way like the buying process was it was a [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► time suck but it was completely [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► different to this one because the buying [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► process was short bursts of my [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► I'm spread out over an incredibly long [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► period who little this this part with [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► like the getting the house ready is [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► intensely long periods of time [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► who over two days it's felt way worse [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► that way because I've I've lot like [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► completely lost multiple days of work [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► but it's nearly there and not in the way [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► of like the house buying process nearly [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► there because all of the bad stuff is [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► taken care of now [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► yeah see the thing is though I like I [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► don't even want to jinx it by saying [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► when do you think you're going to be [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► moved in but it's just like but you [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► never this you're still you are still [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► deep in unknown unknown territory here [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► right like you think all of the bad [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► stuff is over but now that you are [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► actually in the house you'll find out if [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► that's true that there is a thing we [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► will be moved in [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► give or take him for weeks because we [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► had no choice we have to leave this [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► house so okay [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► the house may not be ready but ok but we [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► can't be here anymore so we're going to [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► be ejected from your current location [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► and then you need to land somewhere so [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► you will be in the house and four weeks [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► exactly because the house i'm sitting in [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► right now has been sold [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► okay i don't think they will want us to [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► be here [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► no probably not probably not the new [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► owners will not want you there [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► no they can't you see I'm recording in [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► here get out you need to be really quiet [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► I don't care that this is your bedroom I [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► don't care just get out of here so that [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► is the current situation [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► it has been a hellacious and relatively [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► expensive week let me so far [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► which brings us to our next item on the [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► agenda today we have a new t-shirt for [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► sale [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► we're bringing back the monkey brain [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► haha that this is a t-shirt design that [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► many people have asked for [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► so we are bringing it back and it's [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► currently on sale for three weeks [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► it is a limited edition variation of the [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► monkey brain shot and we have take we [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► have rejected him from the circle that [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► he was once contained in and he is now [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► adorned on the just of the shirt in [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► monkey brain glory and we have we have a [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► working title for the shirt [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► called the cortex collagen tradition [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► monkey brain t-shirt but you have to [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► understand listeners like really has [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► bought a house [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► yep and really does have expenses that [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► need to be covered [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► it's like you to do I mind my own [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► business i get messages from mike about [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► like time for a t-shirt I go why and [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► then I hear a long story about a boiler [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► that ends in total horror right total [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► horror and large unexpected expense and [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► so I said yes Mike I think not only not [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► only do we need to have a t-shirt but i [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► think that this t-shirt really does need [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► to be dedicated to the cortex cottage to [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► Mike's new house and solving some [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► serious problems for him so please [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► listeners and you should really buy one [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► of these for Mike now I want to make [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► something super clear [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► uh-huh if nobody bought this t-shirt I [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► would be okay right [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► we would be fine but if everyone places [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► t-shirt [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► I'm in a much better situation if it's [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► not like Mike loses the house if you [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► don't buy the t-shirt but Mike will feel [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► a lot better if you do we had some [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► severely unexpected costs and and if [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► they are able to be covered that would [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► be brilliant [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► that would be very nice it would make me [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► super happy [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► so we've made a really nice t-shirt and [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► there is a a a house icon on the back of [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► it and very tiny so you know that you [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► have supported cortex cottage there is [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► distribution from the US and from the EU [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► we have very very nice [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► yep so people can choose in the past [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► we've he done like you hit one Lincoln [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► you get taken to whichever country [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► around we're doing slightly differently [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► this time because they're different [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► colors available to us in the US and the [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► EU so i'm going to put both links in [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► take a look [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► choose what college you like see how the [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► pricing works out for you and you can [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► choose what you want is because the [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► supply that we have they have different [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► colors available so go take a look see [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► which ones you like and buy as many as [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► you can [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► seriously I want to just point out i'm [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► fine i'm totally fine we are fine but if [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► you buy a t-shirt i would really [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► appreciate it I do like that sales pitch [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► of drive it like you're not necessarily [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► going for breath there you're going for [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► death like if you're buying a t-shirt [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► maybe you should consider seven yeah [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► that's that's four colors right [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► choose two of them right there are there [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► are four colors and yes it really it [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► really is dedicated to mikes house i [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► really do like the little little design [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► on the back of the shirt that has a tiny [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► little house along with the the sort of [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► the serial number and a bit of the [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► redundant t-shirt moti from before so I [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► think it looks great and I think it [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► really helped make today's episode of [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► cortex is brought to you in part by blue [TS]

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00:12:14 ◼   ► recipe card and proportion ingredients [TS]

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00:14:03 ◼   ► way to cook earlier on your complaining [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► about the fact that i have employer in a [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► video yeah you've got me covered because [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► you can't stop you're a kid [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► no that's not how this works I think the [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► install you are an out-of-character [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► abundance of videos recently am I though [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► yeah but you are could you you posted [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► like a million videos across your [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► various channels what have you done [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► nothing can look now [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► no it see what we got okay look I know [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► people say this i know people say this [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► and I think it's part of the joke people [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► have to be like oh look cgpgrey is [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► uploading a bunch of videos even even [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► weirdly youtube trends got in on this [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► joke which I thought was kind of funny [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► really [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► yeah you see I don't know I don't know [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► if you are aware of this but if I don't [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► think it's not on the main site but if [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► you open up YouTube on the app yeah [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► there's the trending videos section and [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► I always kind of wondered about the [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► details of this process but some of the [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► videos have an editorial comment below [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► them like presumably I have no idea but [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► presumably there's someone at YouTube [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► who is vetting what goes on the trending [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► page to make sure that they don't end up [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► with something terrible on and that's [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► kind of my guess is probably what [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► they're up to and part of that process [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► is a key [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► usually like there's an editorial [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► comment below the trending video and [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► when I released one of the electoral [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► college ones the second one or something [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► that there was a little comment which [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► said like cgpgrey unusually releases to [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► videos in a week about the electoral [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► college it's like okay I guess even the [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► structure of YouTube wants to get in on [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► the gag that cgpgrey never releases with [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► you is very frequently so happy thanks [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► whoever that editor was but I still [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► maintain that this totally doesn't count [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► because as far as i'm concerned i [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► released like one-and-a-half real videos [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► i released the rules for rulers video [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► and then the follow-up with the death [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► and dynasties video that was whatever it [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► was I think maybe eight days 10 days [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► later something like that [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► I view that as like one-and-a-half [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► videos and then I released a bunch of [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► nonsense and your short things and that [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► like those are not those are not videos [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► I don't think those count as actual [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► video releases or anything but everybody [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► likes to joke about them so I want to [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► just just countless up here you released [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► a video of a dog in the park [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► I don't even know why you did that like [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► iconic whose is that your daughter's dog [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► is anyway roles for rollers deaf and [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► dynasties an updated version of the [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► trouble of the electoral college read [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► the trouble with the Electoral College [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► cities and then it cuts off a can see [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► from where I am right now and then also [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► a video about an apple book which is a [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► whole other can of worms [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► yeah this is a lot this is a lot for you [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► gray this is I mean I know the psycho is [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► the final video to help video this is [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► like six youtube videos in a month right [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► ok it's just it's strange it's just [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► strange to see you be so prolific if [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► you've clearly there's been a few things [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► that you've got a lot to say about [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► recently [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► well if you know it's been a it's been a [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► strange time but I will stand by my [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► remark that a I think like a 19 second [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► clip of a dog chasing some parakeets in [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► a park does not count as a video and i [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► think a [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► 18 seconds comment that just changes the [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► number from a previous video does not [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► count as a video so I i I'm firmly [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► standing by that notion that I've [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► actually released one-and-a-half videos [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► over this length of time [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► sure the that dog video I think I [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► recognize a piece of hardware used to [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► make that video i would do you I do [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► yeah and I know is that in another video [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► that you tweeted you bought the Ozma [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► didn't yes i did i was i was actually [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► wondering if you were going to notice [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► that all i know is that I've just wait [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► until now to tell you that you will so [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► you tweeted a video of you walking in a [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► park [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► I think the who I don't know I I thought [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► when you have with the dog video that [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► you bought it with the walking in the [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► park and 100 percentile case anybody [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► doesn't know this is a like a gimbal [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► like a Steadicam type thing you put your [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► phone into i bought one and shoot some [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► my blog footage on it and i know that [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► some of the footage that I showed you [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► when we're all you were very excited [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► about it so i can see I can see that you [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► bought it why did you get that you just [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► interested [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► yeah I guess we hope we haven't talked [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► about that gamble on the show I think no [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► don't think we have ok it's ok so first [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► anyone who's not aware a gimbal is [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► essentially like a little handheld [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► stabilizer yeah and there are a bunch of [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► them that are used specifically with [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► phones so while something like the [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► iphone has video stabilization built [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► into it there they they are these [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► devices which will mean it's so cool to [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► see them in operation that they do their [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► best job to hold the phone in the same [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► location in space as you're walking [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► around and it's it's it's very [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► interesting to see how this little [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► mechanical arm counteracts however you [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► move it and the result is that you can [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► get some really fantastic looking [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► footage if you know what you're doing [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► with it and the company that makes this [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► one is called the Osmo mobile is DJ I [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► which is the company that also makes all [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► the best drums [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► mmm i forget that they're the drone [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► company to they make the Phantom and the [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► Maverick and inspire they make all of [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► those i have had had this on my mind for [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► a long time as a piece of hardware that [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► I wanted [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► get because basically there's a project [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► that was on my mind that I wanted to do [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► that would require some actual real-life [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► footage and so getting a gimbal had [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► always been in the back of my mind and [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► that one's I had looked at I never [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► thought of great and then I was super [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► impressed by your gamble when I saw it [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► in action and so i finally decided let [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► me get this and let me just do some test [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► footage with it to see if this thing [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► that I want to do will even work and [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► it's like right now it looks like the [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► answer to that is probably not but I i [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► definitely just wanted to get in and try [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► it out and so forth that's partly why i [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► like I have this this little video clip [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► of a stabilized dog chasing parakeets in [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► the park is I was just walking around [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► the park and kind of shooting stuff and [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► playing around with it and trying to get [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► a feel for how does this work but it is [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► a fantastic piece of equipment so cool [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► yeah and and like it's not cheap [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► nobody anybody out there if you are [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► thinking of doing any kind of logging I [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► feel like I can really hardly recommend [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► this thing like it's it's going to make [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► your footage looks so much better and [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► and it has what i think is hilariously [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► like the vlogger mode where you can have [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► the camera pointed at yourself and it [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► will track your face [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► yeah so you can write so you can be [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► holding holding out your camera in front [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► of you and doing the like look at me i'm [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► walking around shooting a blog like I [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► see people doing a lot of quite [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► frequently and you can you can be sure [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► that your face will always be in the [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► center of the frame because it's doing [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► live facial recognition on you and [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► making sure to always keep your face in [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► the center which is almost like magic [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► witchcraft levels of Technology now but [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► it's it's very cool and i think i can [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► even as someone who is not a vlogger [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► like I can totally recommend this as a [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► piece of equipment if you're thinking [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► about this [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► my favorite thing that it does you can [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► say to it i want a time lapse from here [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► to here you you move it around so like i [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► want you to go from this point to this [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► point and I want two minutes of footage [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► and you put it down [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► I've got this little stand that you can [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► put in you clip it in leave it and it [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► will just move on its own and it gives [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► you the footage it's the [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► it's awesome i did some of that stuff in [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► my Island video they could just getting [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► like the kinda time-lapse videos of the [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► mountains and stuff we got to put it [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► down and just let go [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► it's brilliant I really love it this is [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► not a sponsorship nobody ji we're [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► totally open to pick to having his [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► father just isn't what i would do one [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► but the so give us a call [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► I really love your product i also want [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► to drown because of course I do [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► and the Maverick looks really impressive [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► so send me one [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► shameless Mike yeah I really think it [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► looks cool and super expensive and I as [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► we have already out late I can't justify [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► that right now [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► so how are you doing this how are you [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► making these videos like everybody [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► listen to the show knows that it takes [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► you forever to put video together even [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► with your new process of having an [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► animator the scripts we have establishes [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► take you months at best I can I don't [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► understand how you're doing this [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► based on your own kind of very stringent [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► requirements that you set for yourself [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► I mean okay well let's just let's take a [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► look at the ones that i uploaded to them [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► the real youtube channel not the cg b [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► grade to youtube channel you know right [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► where i upload an interesting things so [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► this was this was interesting because [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► the two little Electoral College follow [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► up video that I did were actually now [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► the first time I have animated something [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► in three videos worth of time you can't [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► tell i think i think you really can't [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► tell [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► oh no you can you review you can tell ya [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► I'm used to the new style now grey I [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► gonna say no the new the new thing is [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► much better [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► uh-huh i'm and and so I had they were [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► really animated because i was partly [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► just pulling footage from my old videos [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► and and laying stuff down not on top of [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► them so that was very easy to do mean [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► that the first one where I'm just simply [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► commenting on the fact that the number [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► of times the electoral colleges had this [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► strange result has increased you know [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► that I mean that i put [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► that together in like an hour the [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► morning of the election results from my [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► perspective in the UK which would have [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► been late late night in America that was [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► really simple to do I mean here's here's [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► a funny thing which is the longer video [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► which is the the one with the ridiculous [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► title like read the trouble with the [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► electoral college that was that was just [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► a case of I was really trying to write a [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► whole new video about the Electoral [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► College recognize that i had an enormous [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► amount of stuff that I wanted to say [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► about it also recognized that there was [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► no way that I could do this in the [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► timeframe that I would want to do it and [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► i kinda shelved this big update to the [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► Electoral College video but then pretend [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► a little bit like the rules for rulers [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► thing that we discussed last time like I [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► just like I found myself just constantly [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► thinking about a couple of parts of that [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► video and so the the follow-up thing [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► that I ended up putting up on friday i [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► feel like that video was the flip side [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► of the same process that produce the [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► rules for rulers now in the case of the [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► rules for rulers like I'm really happy [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► with this video that I produced that I [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► couldn't let go that kind of drove me [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► crazy for a while but I i think that the [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► the the update video is is the flip side [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► of this coin because it's a video that [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► is is frankly like not very good [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► it was produced in an absurdly short [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► period of time [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► it's the kind of thing that like looking [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► at it almost immediately after its [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► published i can see all of the writing [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► and structural flaws with it but it's [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► like but it was produced in a day [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► essentially like I took a bunch of stuff [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► that I had written i rewrote it as a [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► different thing in the morning [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► animated in the afternoon and then put [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► it up on the YouTube channel and then I [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► felt like free right I feel like okay [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► brain you can let go of this now we've [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► done a thing [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► it's not a very good thing but at least [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► like you you you can let this go are we [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► can stop thinking about this for now and [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► we can come back to it and do it [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► properly at some point down the road but [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► but that's what was occurring here also [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► for various reasons this probably isn't [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► the right time for that video in a weird [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► yeah I like I can't even I can't even [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► judge if it is or not like who knows [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► like it's from a perspective of catching [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► the zeitgeist of course it is but to do [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► an objective video when you look at that [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► it's probably not the right time for it [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► yeah it might be better to wait until a [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► period in which nobody really cares [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► about politics and then try to release [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► the thing I i don't know i don't know [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► I've had a bunch of thoughts about it [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► but sometimes i think these things [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► happen in the working process where you [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► can see the like different outcomes that [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► result from the same process and I think [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► the rules are rules video and the read [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► the Electoral College video are just [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► like an astounding example of opposite [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► results from the same fundamental thing [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► like sometimes I can't let a thing go [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► sometimes a 20-minute video pops out of [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► that which took six months right [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► sometimes form a half minute video took [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► a day again did they spoke extremes at [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► the same thing [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► yeah and also wildly varying quality [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► levels like it'sit's just it's [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► interesting to see but it's like I keep [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► I keep sort of joking online that that [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► video was way more about catharsis guy [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► just like I need to do this so that i [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► can let it go right and then and that's [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► and that's where we are now so i think [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► that is partly why there has ended up [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► being a bunch of videos that i have put [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► up in a relatively short period of time [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► is funny to see when you go on these [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► vents the you know like I'm glad I'm [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► glad it's funny for someone because it's [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► not funny for me it's like not funny [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► ha-ha right but it's it's just like [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► every now and then I'll see you do a [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► thing and I just know that your illness [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► you're in a state [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► you know like you set up a whole new [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► reddit to help you trying combat some of [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► this like I just I just watch you you [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► just spiral and then come back again one [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► day you're gonna fall down that hole and [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► I don't know what I'm gonna do to that [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► point i'll just keep watching you from [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► can sort of forgot that I set up the [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► second read it and I do like someone [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► pointed out to me like you know you've [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► done this before set up an alternative [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► really collect totally forgot oops [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► yeah it's you know bursts of activity [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► and you know right right now I feel like [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► a a burnt-out shell of a human being at [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► the moment is is what has happened on [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► the other end of this like this is this [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► is I think an unusual amount of activity [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► like really just a lot [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► yeah I've had a bunch of videos in a [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► relatively short period of time we go [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► watch that dog video people it's like [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► that yeah thats what its last that's the [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► real money you know just go wash the dog [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► video remember last time we were talking [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► about Steve Jobs and the Apple board and [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► the end of looking at how he put his [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► keys into place [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► Sasquatch Yeti on the reddit provided [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► some some follow-up that I wanted to to [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► read so they said i remember reading [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► about this in the water [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► isaacson biography and the story is more [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► bold than great imagined who I know [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► right after job tried to make his first [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► change to the board and they wanted to [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► study it for two months before [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► implementing it he called them we [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► couldn't save the company if he wasn't [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► going to get the support he needed he [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► demanded that everybody quit or he would [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► resign immediately so the board all [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► resigned at once except one guy that job [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► said could stay then he replaced all of [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► these people with people have his [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► choosing he knew he had all the leverage [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► because who wants to be on the board [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► that brought Steve Jobs back to Apple [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► then lost him again [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► interesting and the company was doing so [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► badly at that point that they would [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► absolutely get blamed for continuing to [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► tank after landing jobs go they needed [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► him more than they even needed their own [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► board seats that is a fascinating [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► additional detail there of how was it [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► that he was able to manipulate the board [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► of directors to be so on his side yet [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► because it was just basically it's it's [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► either you do what I say or the company [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► blows up right and in addition to that [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► the board had already brought him back [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► yep and it would look terrible if he [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► quit and they're all calculating for [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► their future careers [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► it looks terrible for them as board [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► members of other companies if that is [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► that is very interesting and I feel like [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► again as an example of structures lining [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► up so that a thing can happen in a [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► particular way that if there's a very [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► interesting additional detail to the [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► story because the stars are all aligned [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► right they approve the buyout next thing [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► right next to it so S&M brought jobs [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► back into the fold and it created this [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► beautifully romantic story who the man [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► coming back to save the company and then [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► he just leaves again click with you you [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► get you don't want to get a handle and [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► that would totally have tanked the [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► company at the time like I completely [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► see that as a as just a death knell for [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► we've made an acquisition and the main [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► dude is out the door as soon as he [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► possibly can be [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► we just think of like the the way the [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► stock market reacted right job comes [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► back sees how bad it is and decides he [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► can't say that leaves [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► yeah and it's also brings that the [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► interesting thing which speaking a board [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► of directors I think this is a detail [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► that people are often unaware of is how [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► much CEOs are often boards of directors [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► for other companies like how closely [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► related lots of seemingly competitive [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► companies are and then that makes sense [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► as to why like why do the board of [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► directors about apple care a lot about [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► protecting their reputation [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► it's because they are going to be [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► connected with a bunch of other [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► companies that [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► either they are the CEOs of or that they [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► are on the board of directors of just to [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► give a tidbit on that if people don't [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► know a tim cook CEO of Apple he's on the [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► board of nike yeah [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► yep and Eddy Cue who's a senior [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► vice-president Apple he's on the board [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► ferrari loose [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► yep this is this is the thing that is so [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► much more common than you think it is [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► and if you ever dig into the details of [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► like pick a random company look at their [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► board of directors and it just it [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► spirals out into a web of other [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► companies and it's like okay this makes [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► sense as to like yr apple and nike [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► working together on an Apple watch is [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► like okay well because their senior [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► level people are like trading positions [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► with each other in their companies as [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► far as how they're related so it's I [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► think it's a very interesting phenomenon [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► of bored interconnectedness among [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► companies so Bob Iger who is the CEO of [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► disney was on the board Apple who [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► there we go wonder how that pic [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► something went down right exactly [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► exactly thats that's how this goes [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► that's that's how this goes it's another [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► one of the ways that a company can [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► distribute rewards to key supporters who [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► are also people who are in charge of [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► companies that can be quite useful to [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► the CEO of the primary company like you [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► can you can just see the structure a [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► little bit unveiled if you ever trace [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► the board relationships across company [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► so seemingly seemingly competitive [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► companies often will have key members of [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► other boards who are like on the other [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► person's company you think how much are [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► you really competing it doesn't seem [TS]

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00:37:48 ◼   ► oh yeah and that what we have right like [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► I think it's like if you if somebody was [TS]

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00:37:56 ◼   ► themes of the show email has definitely [TS]

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00:38:17 ◼   ► about the to-do about the disaster with [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► the NHS and their email system i saw [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► some headlines about as funny as i saw [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► this headline on on hacker news i think [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► ya up and I didn't pay much attention to [TS]

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00:38:35 ◼   ► secretaries complaining about this thing [TS]

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00:38:42 ◼   ► accidentally sent out a message to all [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► of the two million plus members of staff [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► who are on the NHL email list which also [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► includes like return generally related [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► industries like there's tons of doctors [TS]

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00:39:01 ◼   ► also get this message just like okay so [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► a message went out with two million [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► recipients and then what everybody was [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► caught in is reply all so hope [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► with two million people there ended up [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► being a million people replying saying [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► this message wasn't supposed to be for [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► me right there replying all and then [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► other Ben's like you can see what [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► suddenly happens and the the two [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► secretaries I was overhearing them say [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► that they've got a call from someone at [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► the NHS like trying to tell everybody [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► individually how to sort out this [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► problem like don't reply to any of these [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► messages like we just need to delete [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► them we meet like this is this is a [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► terrible half-life situation we need to [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► make it go down as fast as possible but [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► but quite legitimately they were saying [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► that their inboxes were filled with [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► hundreds and hundreds of a relevant [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► messages surrounding the actual [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► legitimate messages hundreds has to be [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► understating it [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► what I mean is hundreds between each [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► legitimate message [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► oh right so list of his weaknesses but [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► for envelope [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► it's like what do you do what do you do [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► anyway that's one that's one of the joys [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► of email reply off of my favorite things [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► is when you get caught one of those and [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► then somebody replies all saying please [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► take me off this [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► yeah you are contributing to the problem [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► you're trying to solve it's infuriating [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► and and i keep saying half life because [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► like this is this is the real situation [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► and I'm i remember a the graduate school [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► that I went to it it took me years to [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► get off some reply-all emails chain that [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► it happened while I was there right and [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► it's just like it was just like much [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► smaller scale but a similar thing of you [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► know somebody sent out a message to [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► everybody who was in the graduate school [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► department which ended up being just a [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► ton of people and people were applying [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► all about taking off an argument was [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► like you know a big burst in the [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► beginning but i remember years later [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► still getting someone replying all to [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► this entire list you know complaining [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► about the existence of the list is like [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► you're the problem [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► you're the problem don't reply all like [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► if everything just stays quiet and calm [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► this can go away really fast but it [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► doesn't so I'm sure the NHS will be [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► dealing with this until the end of time [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► with two million people so the reason I [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► brought up email today and is I found a [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► new email app that I think is really [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► interesting and ya mean you spent a ton [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► of time on the show [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► talking about apps that are specific to [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► our own preferences and needs like what [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► was that one that you use univox uni [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► barks at you maybe I can't imagine [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► everybody that listens to show once or [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► needs the application because it deals [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► even a very specific way [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► look at this this one that i found this [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► app Gordon ocean it's probably the best [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► email app that I've used for specific [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► features and those features our business [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► email so it does a few things now it is [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► phone only at the moment they are [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► working on tablet apps on iOS and [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► Android and they are using machine [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► learning type stuff to make your email [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► better and to make you react to it [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► better at what you explain what you mean [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► by this right is I feel like machine [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► learning is this buzzword that everybody [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► likes to use now and it'd be like when [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► you hear machine learning just replace [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► it with magic once things that upset a [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► lot of people but like I'm mostly family [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► yes your email is going to be going [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► through somebody else's server but [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► that's pretty much how all third-party [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► let's work these days for notifications [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► cetera [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► if you don't if you don't want that [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► you're not gonna like this [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► yeah it's like shocked surprised you [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► email is not even as secure as you think [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► it is if it's not going through one of [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► these services so like if you're worried [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► about security in your email you already [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► focused on the wrong problem mmm one [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► thing that it does is it looks at your [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► inbox and tries to assume what's [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► important to you who write so it takes a [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► look at like people you've replied to [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► before stuff like that he knows that so [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► obviously it's nothing is going to keep [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► that as an important email people that [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► are going to contact you for the first [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► time or whatever maybe it thinks they [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► might not be that important to you or [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► like app emails or subscriptions or [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► newsletters and stuff like that and it [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► kind of Gray's them out a little bit [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► keeps them in the order of the inbox [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► with grace them out a little bit then [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► you get a number in the bottom [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► right-hand corner that tells you how [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► many of these emails exist and with one [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► swipe you can archive all of them so [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► that's really cool how you clean out [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► junk really easily so when you say it's [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► it's grouping it's grouping similar [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► messages according to the machine [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► learning or grouping similar messages [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► according to sender machine learning [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► though it is assuming what it thinks are [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► unimportant email [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► right and you can get rid of all of [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► those in a swipe ok you can very easily [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► just with like to tap a button to say no [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► this is important and then it will learn [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► that future but it's like I'm looking at [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► it right now and I have nine messages my [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► inbox one of them is from dropbox one of [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► them is from my plumber asking for [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► feedback and one of them is from a [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► personal email me for the first time and [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► it's indicate that these three might not [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► be that important and to be honest it's [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► got two out three the right so it's [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► doing a good job of that but it goes way [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► more than this this application this is [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► just like the tip of the iceberg of what [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► this thing does and this is why it's so [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► good for businesses it has single radar [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► radar scans your inbox and your sent [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► emails and highlights unanswered [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► questions [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► whoo that's interesting and interesting [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► it uses another part of its technology [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► of assessing all of your communications [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► between people [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► so let's say mean you don't you don't [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► even we are not even in this list but [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► we've never even met each other let's [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► just say me and you it will look at how [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► long is the usual response time between [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► me and you from the lead to you and [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► we'll assess if an email was passed that [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► point and put it in the writer so for [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► example it may know it would make me [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► very sad that you don't like your [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► outgoing points [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► oh my god i did--like i feel like i [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► don't i don't want to even though those [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► numbers i have so many people waiting on [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► me for so long for so many things like [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► right but here's the thing that right so [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► this is it knows how the app will know [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► how long it takes you to usually reply [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► to somebody it will only highlight [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► something when it's past even that point [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► yeah to be like hey you should reply to [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► this but what is really great is that [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► how it works on the other end so it [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► knows how long it usually takes somebody [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► to reply to you and it will then [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► highlight just the question part food so [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► it looks or what it thinks is the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► question and it breaks them down into [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► these little cards and it's like you [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► asked cgpgrey and maybe a long email but [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► in [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► that email i asked you one question and [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► i have not received a reply to that [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► email which means you have not answered [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► it and then it says nudge gray and just [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► highlights the question [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► it's freaking amazing that's interesting [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► and then it says like it has a date to [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► them so like this one person who hasn't [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► emailed me i asked i also what do you [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► think [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► and they haven't replied and they're [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► late by 28 days based on our previous [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► communication who it says nudge this [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► person so you just press the button and [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► open an email for you to send again and [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► i also like I have an email in my inbox [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► to a person that is overdue by eight [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► days based on our previous communication [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► it's incredible and then also i've asked [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► questions of people that it says I can [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► expect this email in X amount of days [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► based on our previous communications got [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► that's also a thing open what beautiful [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► seeing for making out there and and then [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► it has a people tab in the people tab [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► you can go into an individual you can [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► find out what the usual response time is [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► between each of them who is the best [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► person responding in that relationship [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► it tells you who introduced you to that [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► person [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► oh that's interesting because it like [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► looks at the cc's and then what is that [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► when the first email wasn't who it came [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► from [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► I have never seen a nap do the stuff [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► that this does and then it pulls in [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► contact data and work history of the [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► individual from services like Twitter [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► and LinkedIn and their websites like I [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► can look at somebody and it tells me [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► what their personal website is because [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► it's even looked at it maybe from their [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► signature field or just from pulling in [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► data from other services [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► it's incredible like it really does a [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► good job of ensuring what's important in [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► your inbox but the thing that's most [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► important for me is i will i'm using [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► this is my email app when and if they [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► put an ipad i may do that just because [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► some of this stuff is so powerful but I [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► open it every now and then just to see [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► like your questions are outstanding [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► because how else do you know that the [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► email goes and then you may never see a [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► reply and you just forget and if you're [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► packing in some other way but this [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► application tells me all my own [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► signing questions to people awesome boy [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► that is very interesting that is that is [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► very interesting this again highlights [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► one of the best things about email that [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► it is this cross-platform open way of [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► communicating and then it ends up that [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► you can build specific tools for sifting [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► through this general-purpose thing and [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► like that like that is very interesting [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► to see like oh maybe you don't use this [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► all the time but it's useful to check to [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► make sure that you haven't overlooked [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► something like that as a very as a very [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► interesting idea and I'm just I'm just [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► looking at some of the screenshots from [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► this and I have to say I this this looks [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► again like maybe one of the most [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► different email apps i've ever seen and [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► from and from your description as well [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► as I boy that is that is worth keeping [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► an eye on for when they come out with an [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► ipad version they're also working on [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► amazon alexa skill i'm not sure if it's [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► out yet but they showed a video of it [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► and you can just do all of your email [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► through the alexa and you can just have [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► said very quietly because because Alexa [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► is listening right now my echo every now [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► and then like i'll say it and then it [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► will go like I didn't hear what you said [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► like from downstairs or like our listen [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► to me that like that video that they [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► showed off was like you can it would do [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► a lot of this stuff to you is like Mary [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► is waiting on an email for you what [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► would you like to set like it yeah [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► this app is also this is part of like me [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► i'm trying to change a few things about [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► the way that I'm working this is [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► probably gonna come up a lot like I'm [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► thinking about trying out and you to do [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► manager Lou I'm thinking about like [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► different different email apps [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► I'm thinking about like optimizing my [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► life in different ways like for 2017 the [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► year of less common who move like this [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► is the stuff that's going to come up but [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► like I found this app and I really want [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► to move everything to it just because [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► its so-called but I'm also just using it [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► frequently to check on some stuff that [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► might want to catch up on so i think [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► this this one is maybe of all of the [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► apps that we've spoke [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► about i think that I'll more of those [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► things might get some use out of this [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► a.m providing that you're able to put [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► your email for these services direct [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► depends on on your company and the [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► policies of course because it when you [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► put your email into it it says like we [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► need to go away and look at this and [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► then it gives you a push notification [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► after a period of time to say like your [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► emails now ready like right this week we [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► looked at all [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► we now know what's going on it's pretty [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► cool and our AI BOTS have have crunched [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► on this for a while and yours here's [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► what they're thinking [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► yep this is the world of artificial [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► intelligence AI like yes exactly like [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► there are plenty of ways that machine [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► learning AI neural nets and stuff like [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► they can pull out patterns that you [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► couldn't possibly do yourself [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► mhm it's like light sidebar here I can't [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► exactly know what the what the deal is [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► with this but I always always presume [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► this is apple's privacy thing always [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► feel like an apple III who I would love [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► for you to take a look at my health data [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► you know with your lady I box or [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► whatever you want to do what you feel [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► like you don't even you don't even pull [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► this health data off of the phone and [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► let it go onto an ipad or synchronized [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► anywhere it's like a super lockdown like [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► that seems like an area that is super [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► ripe for all kinds of correlations and [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► learning and in the same way that you [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► can do something with email which is [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► like an enormous corpus of data about [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► you I feel a similar thing about health [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► stuff with the phone it's like oh come [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► on like there's no device that knows [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► more about me then the phone like surely [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► there's there's something to be learned [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► here but it feels like that's locked [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► down [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► it's very private kind of thing that's [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► like that anyway that's that little [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► sidebar my own personal annoyance i'm [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► going to side by your side bar so we [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► were we were together recently at the [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► all-conference which is a great [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► conference in island compiling go for a [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► while I arrived I check in i pick up my [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► name badge whose name badges above mine [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► cgpgrey and then a couple days later I [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► pick up a bag and turn around you're [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► standing behind me so that was that was [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► interesting anyway so we are at this [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► this conference together and we were we [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► were hanging out and I get a push [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► notification on my watch to tell me that [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► Stephen hack it wants to share his [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► health date with me is activity date [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► with me [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► to which you immediately so it's like we [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► should do that too so I'm now sharing [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► activity day to have a couple of people [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► that you can do on your Apple watch and [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► when you share this stuff with people [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► you feel bad about your own life [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► it is a really good motivational tool [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► because now I know when you're seeing [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► that like today I will have not moved [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► very much and you're going to know that [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► and I don't like that makes me very [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► uncomfortable [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► I like the activity sharing in the Apple [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► watch I think it's I think it's done [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► really well i think it's actually done [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► really well in a way that protects your [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► privacy because it didn't occur to me [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► before but the way they've done it is [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► you can only see the aggregate data for [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► the other person you can't see like Oh [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► Mike was really busy running around [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► between three and four pm and you can [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► only just see here here is mike's [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► activity for the day I do get [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► notifications right now which I need to [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► arrange because I just haven't yet of [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► when you complete your workouts [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► yeah yeah i think there's those [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► notifications I think our little bit [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► much so I have turned those off for [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► everybody because i like I don't really [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► need to see when everybody completes [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► their little circles it's given me a new [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► and interesting looking to your schedule [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► okay waiting for you [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► what do you mean suddenly now suddenly [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► now I have bigger privacy concerns that [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► i did the start of this conversation I'm [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► going to show that I go push [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► notification from you like eleven [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► o'clock last night saying that you've [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► done the stair stepping exercise doing [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► so there you go i'm learning new things [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► about you work out way more than I [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► thought and it's making me feel terrible [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► i'm so happy that cortex cottage has a [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► gym at the bottom now good girl you see [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► me now like 4am mike is completed a run [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► yet up i'll be waiting for that one you [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► wait for that one waiting for a long [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► how is you you on the multi watch [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► lifestyle now like you're on that right [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► how is that working for you [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► multi watch lifestyle awesome it's it's [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► it's fantastic it's everything that I [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► dreamed it would be [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► are you using two different generations [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► of watch [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► yes I got the order they calling series [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► 2 is that yeah the the newer one you had [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► the original and the series to right I [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► got the overhead i bought the original [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► watch when it came out about a series [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► two to replace it [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► which you thought was a ridiculous idea [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► and i thought was an obvious conclusion [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► to come to exert heard mumbling but we [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► can't keep track of all of these things [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► but I mean the short version of it is I [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► thrilled with the series to watch i [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► totally love it [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► the battery life is fantastic like it is [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► it is noticeably noticeably better than [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► the original watch so much so that it [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► falls into the category for me of thing [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► that I simply don't have to think about [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► which is amazing right because with so [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► many batteries in our lives and I hate [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► having to be aware vaguely of the [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► batteries of all of these things like [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► okay there's the watch battery right [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► there's the headphone battery there's [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► the phone battery there's the gimbal [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► battery has filming something right this [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► like a bazillion batteries in the world [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► and i love that the watch i essentially [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► never even have to think about it and [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► then combining that with the thing that [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► I'm doing which is at nighttime i switch [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► to the old watch which I simply leave in [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► a setup nighttime face that i have it on [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► my wrist at night so that it it helps me [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► sleep better that I can check the time [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► when i'm sort of half awake doing those [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► two things means I just like never have [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► to think about the watch or the watch [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► battery or how charged is at any point [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► in time because it's just like it never [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► gets below fifty percent either of the [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► two watches so it's it's fantastic like [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► I wouldn't go out and buy a second watch [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► if I didn't already have one but using [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► the original as [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► the nighttime sleep watch is this great [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► absolutely absolutely love having done [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► this you also mentioned couple of weeks [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► ago we spoke about this that you wished [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► that you could get like a kind of fuzzy [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► clock as we've mentioned before like you [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► have this clock on your mac which kind [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► of it doesn't say like 20 for it's like [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► it's five past three or something [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► whatever you say [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► yeah I obviously those times that make [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► any sense why just said but don't worry [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► about some a bunch of people sent us in [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► something called the fuzzy complication [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► for the watch which just tells you it's [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► about six o'clock stuff like that that [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► thing exists if you tried that and no [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► because i have i have no real use for [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► this because the way Apple sets up there [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► watch faces you always have to have the [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► exact time on the watch face Yeah Yeah [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► right hand replace the clock [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► you can never replace the HS teenage [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► have two plaques on the wall guys are [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► confusing [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► there's no version of this that allows [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► you to just have the one clock is that [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► this again is my internal frustration [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► with Apple not allowing people to design [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► watch faces which i used to have I used [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► to have used to have great hope for like [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► obviously Apple is going to open this up [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► obviously this is a thing that will [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► change will come someday but a couple of [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► personal conversations combined with [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► apples brand deals with nike animes yeah [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► I feel like have have totally ripped [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► this dream of mine away it's like there [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► is no way that they are ever going to do [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► this so yes people can design customers [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► faces provided that there are huge [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► fashion brand make their own branded [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► watches well it exactly like when gray [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► industries is a global fashion brand [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► then maybe I can get them to produce a [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► watch face for me right [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► he just needs to go back to your [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► original dream of making your own [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► t-shirts but that one that was the thing [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► yeah suddenly this is a more practical [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► idea but now it's it is frustrating and [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► i think i think this fuzzy clock [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► complication is a perfect example of [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► like theirs theirs base for this but [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► this just this is fundamentally can't [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► work or even how I would have been the [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► past couple of days for various reasons [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► I don't wanna get into at the moment [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► what I have really wanted [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► is what I think of is like a the old [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► pilots or flight attendant watches where [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► I like where you can have a watch that [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► has to clock faces on it of equivalent [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► weight so you can set one for one time [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► zone and one for the other one and I [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► feel like I've wanted to do this for a [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► couple reasons in the past few days and [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► it's just it's like it's not there's no [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► great solution to this in the setup that [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► the watch is currently have like their [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► little complications just don't do what [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► I really want [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► I like the emphasis is always on the [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► wrong time like I want to be able to [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► have the main time be somewhere else and [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► have a smaller time be the the time in [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► the current time zone but it's like no [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► no way to do this and this is the kind [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► of thing like someone could create a [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► custom watch face which would be awesome [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► for people who want to kind of dual [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► think about two time zones in a very [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► particular way but like never going to [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► happen because that market is super [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► small and apples not going to make a [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► face that that does like exactly what [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► you wanted to do so I'm sad about that [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► two watches thumbs-up lack of custom [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► watch races sat faith [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► watch races sat faith [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► no thumbs down yeah I'm I'm sadder than [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► I disapprove [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► that's why a sad face I don't into the [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► emoji very well microsite sorry [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► now the components back out again okay [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► to go back to email [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► ok so you treat the other day that you [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► have found a limited I didn't know [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► existed [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► apparently you can only have 100 VIPs [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► and apple mail system [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► ohmygod ohmygod i mean i have some [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► issues with the fact that you even reach [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► this in the first place [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► okay i'm going to have to explain what's [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► going on here yeah I think he did okay [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► for the first thing the first thing that [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► frustrates me so for the listeners i was [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► doing some email on my computer it was [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► using Apple's default mail app and in [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► there you can press a little button next [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► to a contact to immediately add them as [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► a VIP mhm and I went to press this [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► button and I got the message which said [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► something like you are only allowed to [TS]