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◼   ► and a heck of a day I had a very [TS]

◼   ► interesting 30 hours yesterday morning [TS]

◼   ► we woke up early and you had jury duty [TS]

◼   ► at superior court [TS]

◼   ► wow yeah yeah I'm on voting day I only [TS]

◼   ► found out finally yesterday that i'm [TS]

◼   ► registered under two addresses and [TS]

◼   ► basically that's why I get called [TS]

◼   ► constantly and i'm gerry crack i always [TS]

◼   ► get called i always get picked and no [TS]

◼   ► matter what i say they're like ahead [TS]

◼   ► it's great we could really use you so [TS]

◼   ► and it in this case Superior Court oh my [TS]

◼   ► god what's going to be long story short [TS]

◼   ► we get up early [TS]

◼   ► three of us go to the polling station my [TS]

◼   ► daughter drops in the ballot Hillary [TS]

◼   ► Clinton I go to jury duty i narrowly [TS]

◼   ► narrowly avoid a multi-month attempted [TS]

◼   ► murder a jury duty junk John Gruber I'm [TS]

◼   ► literally rocking in my seat and making [TS]

◼   ► this noise who I i won't drag this out [TS]

◼   ► but basically i pleaded hardship even [TS]

◼   ► though they said they're probably not [TS]

◼   ► gonna let us off for that is Stanley got [TS]

◼   ► deferred I walk up six street when he [TS]

◼   ► was 16 I am I I you know what it I am [TS]

◼   ► oddly familiar with six street and film [TS]

◼   ► you don't you don't c 63 you don't [TS]

◼   ► forget six-string okay lock up 63 and it [TS]

◼   ► is it's it's like godspeed you black [TS]

◼   ► emperor song it's just a lot of people [TS]

◼   ► with stores and amputations I saw [TS]

◼   ► sobbing man pooping on the street [TS]

◼   ► there's a lot of screaming and dogs and [TS]

◼   ► it's basically it's like the end of the [TS]

◼   ► world and that was my morning up to [TS]

◼   ► about 11 30 so then I just went home and [TS]

◼   ► started rocking at home I couldn't even [TS]

◼   ► play threes [TS]

◼   ► I'm just rockin point who because I'm [TS]

◼   ► already i'm home i'm sorry monopolizing [TS]

◼   ► your show but I've been them I don't [TS]

◼   ► make a big deal about it because I think [TS]

◼   ► it's unseemly it was a bad start it was [TS]

◼   ► a bad start to a bad day and I hope that [TS]

◼   ► it would those would all be good good [TS]

◼   ► portents that but that was my morning [TS]

◼   ► and then [TS]

◼   ► yeah there would how you feel you have a [TS]

◼   ► good day [TS]

◼   ► no there's nothing I think you and I owe [TS]

◼   ► it to the world we owe it to America [TS]

◼   ► we're gonna we're going to do this show [TS]

◼   ► and we're going to do a show for [TS]

◼   ► everybody okay you don't want to be an [TS]

◼   ► apple fan [TS]

◼   ► are you with me so far I'm so with you [TS]

◼   ► you give you can get notes [TS]

◼   ► we're gonna get notes because we're [TS]

◼   ► gonna miss some people [TS]

◼   ► well we're trying to scoop up everybody [TS]

◼   ► we're trying to work we're where we I [TS]

◼   ► don't know we've got the scoop [TS]

◼   ► we're coming in for everybody [TS]

◼   ► are you having a holiday party there at [TS]

◼   ► all haha holiday party [TS]

◼   ► Merlin we're coming in where we're [TS]

◼   ► coming in with the scoop for coming in [TS]

◼   ► for everybody [TS]

◼   ► yeah I don't try to pick everybody up [TS]

◼   ► yeah okay and we're gonna miss some [TS]

◼   ► people there's no doubt about it there's [TS]

◼   ► no way maybe you can get every person [TS]

◼   ► that you for annular right and I we're [TS]

◼   ► gonna miss some people yeah this is an [TS]

◼   ► epidemic diet in my opinion this is the [TS]

◼   ► most special episode of this podcast [TS]

◼   ► I've ever recorded [TS]

◼   ► I've recorded many Star Wars that was [TS]

◼   ► your reason that still your record [TS]

◼   ► holder yeah oh of course its star wars [TS]

◼   ► episodes are around 8 episode 8 hours [TS]

◼   ► long [TS]

◼   ► ok and you know mean we've had [TS]

◼   ► I mean we've been Harrison Ford on we [TS]

◼   ► value our camel on he seems a lot nicer [TS]

◼   ► than I expected [TS]

◼   ► Carrie Fisher I mean some very special [TS]

◼   ► guests [TS]

◼   ► yeah for those episodes nothing is going [TS]

◼   ► to compare to this episode of the show [TS]

◼   ► and out i will tell you sure no no [TS]

◼   ► pressure well there was only 13 we're [TS]

◼   ► trying to scoop up everybody which we're [TS]

◼   ► gonna miss some people [TS]

◼   ► well I will tell you this i am i'm going [TS]

◼   ► to be honest open kimono I'm opening the [TS]

◼   ► kimono here [TS]

◼   ► I'm not happy with the election results [TS]

◼   ► I think I honestly fear for the state of [TS]

◼   ► Western democracy [TS]

◼   ► yeah I absolutely positively had too [TS]

◼   ► much to drink last night huh [TS]

◼   ► and when I woke up this morning I [TS]

◼   ► thought there's only one person i can [TS]

◼   ► ask to be on my show today and it's [TS]

◼   ► Merlin net below and i will say this you [TS]

◼   ► know I reached out to you for this very [TS]

◼   ► special emergency pacific right because [TS]

◼   ► I'll tell you what I i am in general I [TS]

◼   ► try I try to go once a week and once we [TS]

◼   ► would have put me like a couple of days [TS]

◼   ► before the election and a couple of days [TS]

◼   ► ago I was too pre-election obsessed and [TS]

◼   ► I thought nobody wants to hear be able [TS]

◼   ► to create pre-election obsessed John [TS]

◼   ► Gruber I talk about the keyboard on the [TS]

◼   ► new macbook pro right i mean who the [TS]

◼   ► fuck cares about the goddamn key travel [TS]

◼   ► on the macbook pro two or three days [TS]

◼   ► before the end of Western civilization [TS]

◼   ► and so I thought I can't do it I [TS]

◼   ► probably should have I should have just [TS]

◼   ► done like a regular show just called [TS]

◼   ► multiple again you know I mean have you [TS]

◼   ► know could you also you as a person you [TS]

◼   ► enjoy you enjoy winning franchise with a [TS]

◼   ► story [TS]

◼   ► oh I do I and one thing I've learned [TS]

◼   ► from you and share with a lot of people [TS]

◼   ► is that distinction you made one time I [TS]

◼   ► think on this program talking about how [TS]

◼   ► there's numbers people in in baseball [TS]

◼   ► and there's story people have you know [TS]

◼   ► with regard to fans and I still actually [TS]

◼   ► I still think about that a lot and it [TS]

◼   ► did have an effect on how I think about [TS]

◼   ► sports as a thing but i'm not trying to [TS]

◼   ► take the piss I mean you you like you [TS]

◼   ► know you like the like the Yankees you [TS]

◼   ► like with Cowboys right yeah you like [TS]

◼   ► you like these teams with a storied past [TS]

◼   ► who are going to win so it makes sense [TS]

◼   ► for you to wait until the inevitable win [TS]

◼   ► that to be able to talk about it in a [TS]

◼   ► way that's I don't know for celebratory [TS]

◼   ► I mean why be jittery on air because it [TS]

◼   ► all seemed like it was going in the [TS]

◼   ► right direction [TS]

◼   ► mostly mostly I mean this is that mean I [TS]

◼   ► don't even know where to begin [TS]

◼   ► I know I I tell you this I we got last [TS]

◼   ► night and I early on early on i started [TS]

◼   ► tweeting less because you know what I [TS]

◼   ► started thinking like you know what i [TS]

◼   ► like to do and I think people who you [TS]

◼   ► know certainly people who listen to the [TS]

◼   ► show but people follow me on twitter [TS]

◼   ► certainly know like to tweet during [TS]

◼   ► sporting events I care about and it is a [TS]

◼   ► similar feeling in my stomach when [TS]

◼   ► there's like a sporting event I care [TS]

◼   ► about and and election I care about but [TS]

◼   ► then there's the difference and the [TS]

◼   ► difference is that sports don't mean [TS]

◼   ► anything that and that's kind of the fun [TS]

◼   ► part about sports and I know that [TS]

◼   ► there's everything everything that [TS]

◼   ► everything that's wonderful about sports [TS]

◼   ► is what the fan brings to it right you [TS]

◼   ► can choose to bring all different kinds [TS]

◼   ► of history and expectations and import [TS]

◼   ► but like you you get to pick what you're [TS]

◼   ► going to be very emotional about and you [TS]

◼   ► get the kind of on some rational level [TS]

◼   ► you get to decide why those steaks are [TS]

◼   ► important right like if six months ago [TS]

◼   ► you you something happened and and you [TS]

◼   ► had a terrible head injury and you went [TS]

◼   ► into a coma but you're a terrific [TS]

◼   ► baseball fan and you don't wake up until [TS]

◼   ► like the middle of next year and AH you [TS]

◼   ► wake up and you're like who won the [TS]

◼   ► world series and somebody tells you well [TS]

◼   ► it was the Cubs the the the state of the [TS]

◼   ► world outside the word see you BS Cubs [TS]

◼   ► it is actually not any different [TS]

◼   ► right and if they said oh my god it was [TS]

◼   ► the Cleveland Indians or almost on me [TS]

◼   ► not rightfully hear this but a lot of [TS]

◼   ► people say that was probably one of the [TS]

◼   ► definitely better world series games [TS]

◼   ► with some people put that in like the [TS]

◼   ► top 50 ya know there's the people who [TS]

◼   ► would put in your top five games [TS]

◼   ► I mean it was an amazing game but the [TS]

◼   ► truth of the matter is that outside of [TS]

◼   ► the baseball park it it doesn't really [TS]

◼   ► matter and that is so I i do i woke up [TS]

◼   ► yesterday and I thought you know what [TS]

◼   ► this feels like when the Yankees are in [TS]

◼   ► the World Series [TS]

◼   ► I feel like I've got that feeling i care [TS]

◼   ► i can't sleep I'm jittery except i know [TS]

◼   ► that this time it cares and it in one [TS]

◼   ► regard it makes me say this is why [TS]

◼   ► sports are great and in the other regard [TS]

◼   ► it makes me say this is why a lot of [TS]

◼   ► smart people don't give two craps about [TS]

◼   ► sports because sports are actually [TS]

◼   ► nonsense and I I kind of feel like this [TS]

◼   ► election brings out and focus [TS]

◼   ► yeah there's i mean i-i don't like [TS]

◼   ► getting involved in a lot of political I [TS]

◼   ► don't like talking about politics and [TS]

◼   ► public i have had my feelings about all [TS]

◼   ► kinds of stuff in life and who knows [TS]

◼   ► maybe it's time for me to talk more [TS]

◼   ► about it but I I feel like generally [TS]

◼   ► speaking the cost-benefit analysis on [TS]

◼   ► having a strong public opinion that's [TS]

◼   ► unambiguous and you argue about it a lot [TS]

◼   ► and you encourage people just to you [TS]

◼   ► know pick or continue fights with you [TS]

◼   ► that's just that's not my personality [TS]

◼   ► it's not how I want to live it's not who [TS]

◼   ► I want to be but that doesn't mean they [TS]

◼   ► don't have those strong opinions so I'm [TS]

◼   ► my cards on the table and I'm that guy [TS]

◼   ► I'm that guy that used to say get rid of [TS]

◼   ► all your news tabs like stop following [TS]

◼   ► stuff the time attention right but i [TS]

◼   ► have started listening to probably half [TS]

◼   ► a dozen podcast about politics this [TS]

◼   ► election year [TS]

◼   ► some of which come out every day or [TS]

◼   ► twice or three times a week I've been in [TS]

◼   ► utterly steeped in that but at [TS]

◼   ► everything and almost every step of the [TS]

◼   ► way even even when things are not [TS]

◼   ► looking great for the Democratic [TS]

◼   ► candidate there is still this part of me [TS]

◼   ► that said this is I think I understand [TS]

◼   ► enough about the bones of this country [TS]

◼   ► to know how this will end up and on top [TS]

◼   ► of that I see enough stuff from [TS]

◼   ► different sources of data that tells me [TS]

◼   ► it'll turn out okay is this gonna be the [TS]

◼   ► best selection ever know but like I [TS]

◼   ► swear to Christ like even up until [TS]

◼   ► yesterday that confidence in American [TS]

◼   ► the American bones is I think i mighta [TS]

◼   ► got it wrong and so that's a cavity when [TS]

◼   ► we were texting this morning that's kind [TS]

◼   ► of where I am I'm not angry at I'm not [TS]

◼   ► to finger pointing [TS]

◼   ► I'm not even to abject terror yet i'm [TS]

◼   ► still stuck at sitting there in my [TS]

◼   ► living room with my family last line my [TS]

◼   ► daughter was literally under a blanket [TS]

◼   ► she put your plugs in and went under a [TS]

◼   ► blanket to read wimpy kid because she [TS]

◼   ► couldn't take it anymore [TS]

◼   ► yeah and I love is a good books over [TS]

◼   ► there better than you think but watching [TS]

◼   ► watching watching that little drip drip [TS]

◼   ► drip and then seeing a state flip to [TS]

◼   ► read it first when we walked up a [TS]

◼   ► picture but school I could do I said hey [TS]

◼   ► look you know there's he's got three on [TS]

◼   ► the board already don't worry people [TS]

◼   ► knew he was going to get those those are [TS]

◼   ► not giant electoral States we talked she [TS]

◼   ► knows about this from school but anyway [TS]

◼   ► I don't mean to prattle on but like I'm [TS]

◼   ► here today because I'm not even to where [TS]

◼   ► i know i'm going to end up i'm still I'm [TS]

◼   ► just stunned by how wrong I was and how [TS]

◼   ► poorly i saw and i think i'm going to be [TS]

◼   ► processing that for at least a few days [TS]

◼   ► is just the the engine of the boards [TS]

◼   ► like shocked and surprised it sounds [TS]

◼   ► silly now I just doesn't listen to [TS]

◼   ► keeping a 1600 which is up so I like a [TS]

◼   ► lot and they're just they're just like [TS]

◼   ► we got every single bit of this wrong [TS]

◼   ► and we feel bad that we told you not to [TS]

◼   ► wet the bed and we you know it's that [TS]

◼   ► now I'm just didn't and [TS]

◼   ► babbling but i'm just i'm sitting here [TS]

◼   ► and I'm just I'm just I'm stunned with [TS]

◼   ► how much i got wrong I'll eventually try [TS]

◼   ► to figure out what I got wrong but at [TS]

◼   ► this point it's just an unconscionably [TS]

◼   ► large amount of assumptions that I had a [TS]

◼   ► fairly decent level of confidence and [TS]

◼   ► that there is that I'm going to have to [TS]

◼   ► just rethink the whole bunch of things [TS]

◼   ► that make me very uncomfortable [TS]

◼   ► I you know and and I is it not for like [TS]

◼   ► it but let's make sure everybody feels [TS]

◼   ► included sake it but for hey everybody [TS]

◼   ► is sick of the divisive stuff is why i [TS]

◼   ► would love and I think you agree that [TS]

◼   ► this episode of the show should not be [TS]

◼   ► like hey Hilary should have one Donald [TS]

◼   ► Trump is an asshole I I don't want to [TS]

◼   ► divide people because I mean it's [TS]

◼   ► everybody's had enough of that and the [TS]

◼   ► time for that not not least because [TS]

◼   ► Democrats are the second the second most [TS]

◼   ► surprise party today right [TS]

◼   ► i agree i really i really believe I [TS]

◼   ► think so too [TS]

◼   ► right i don't think they this is i don't [TS]

◼   ► think most people in their hearts really [TS]

◼   ► believe this will go this i do i I agree [TS]

◼   ► and I honestly think if we want to just [TS]

◼   ► for a moment get a little political that [TS]

◼   ► done deal but seriously yet Donald [TS]

◼   ► Trump's win is not a Republican when [TS]

◼   ► it's a trump win it what what he is and [TS]

◼   ► what he represents and what drove his [TS]

◼   ► victory has almost nothing to do with [TS]

◼   ► the Republican Party I but I i would [TS]

◼   ► like for this episode of the show to be [TS]

◼   ► for everybody and I will just tell you [TS]

◼   ► that I my son who is not i wouldn't [TS]

◼   ► think is political because he's he's 12 [TS]

◼   ► years old [TS]

◼   ► you know i mean it's it's he's way too [TS]

◼   ► young to be political [TS]

◼   ► before we send him to bed last night [TS]

◼   ► we're watching the results it they were [TS]

◼   ► not you know they were obviously heading [TS]

◼   ► towards where we are and he said that [TS]

◼   ► his stomach felt bad and I i mean it it [TS]

◼   ► killed me because what am I going to say [TS]

◼   ► to one you know I mean it's like yeah [TS]

◼   ► okay i mean i think i think maybe less [TS]

◼   ► wise to get older kids kids pick up a [TS]

◼   ► lot from the people around them [TS]

◼   ► particularly parents doesn't mean [TS]

◼   ► they're gonna listen to put on their [TS]

◼   ► shoes but they can read a lot of the [TS]

◼   ► emotional temperature and very much [TS]

◼   ► pressure in the room and I think and [TS]

◼   ► we've talked a lot about the selection [TS]

◼   ► at home a lot a lot a lot and but i [TS]

◼   ► think the difference here is it it's not [TS]

◼   ► that my team didn't win [TS]

◼   ► it's that maybe I just don't understand [TS]

◼   ► baseball anymore right and right that's [TS]

◼   ► that's a very different kind of thing to [TS]

◼   ► process and I think that's apart from [TS]

◼   ► the pack 5 were both crying a little bit [TS]

◼   ► which is never fun to do in front of [TS]

◼   ► your kid it's um I think there was [TS]

◼   ► definitely a sense that this was [TS]

◼   ► something very much different and it's [TS]

◼   ► not actually SAT and watched a bunch of [TS]

◼   ► presidential elections but it felt like [TS]

◼   ► the stakes were higher than we had any [TS]

◼   ► idea [TS]

◼   ► yeah that is that does that and then God [TS]

◼   ► would want to name you say today about [TS]

◼   ► me [TS]

◼   ► could you share what happened at his [TS]

◼   ► school well I mean one thing was that we [TS]

◼   ► got a letter from the principal of the [TS]

◼   ► school they have the school wherever [TS]

◼   ► they call the guy but I mean and they [TS]

◼   ► suit you know we got like an actual [TS]

◼   ► email that said like the rhetoric of the [TS]

◼   ► the guy who won the presidential [TS]

◼   ► election is still no longer accepted at [TS]

◼   ► our school which is like when did you [TS]

◼   ► get the creepy coil letter in October [TS]

◼   ► yes we got that we have two people on [TS]

◼   ► letter and I remember thinking oh my god [TS]

◼   ► I know how busy are principal is and i [TS]

◼   ► can't believe that she had to take any [TS]

◼   ► amount of time from her day to [TS]

◼   ► acknowledge that there was such a thing [TS]

◼   ► as creepy clowns and then to feel the [TS]

◼   ► need or the maybe the mandate maybe came [TS]

◼   ► down from you have the unified school [TS]

◼   ► district but she there was something she [TS]

◼   ► had to say [TS]

◼   ► so a couple of things i'm not going to [TS]

◼   ► do today because I need to email [TS]

◼   ► everybody about creepy clowns and you're [TS]

◼   ► like wow thats you know just FYI for my [TS]

◼   ► purposes you don't need to keep on the [TS]

◼   ► creepy clown Pete I I trust you down the [TS]

◼   ► strength to just take care of that but [TS]

◼   ► that's something that the that your kids [TS]

◼   ► principal felting you to do on that note [TS]

◼   ► on that note you guys no fracture [TS]

◼   ► let me take a break and tell you about [TS]

◼   ► our first friend and we're gonna laugh [TS]

◼   ► all laugh because you're gonna have a [TS]

◼   ► holiday party i feel like i should have [TS]

◼   ► one too [TS]

◼   ► that's just that's just one you just [TS]

◼   ► need me to show my kids school in two [TS]

◼   ► hours just a little bit drunk back that [TS]

◼   ► everything's gonna be fine [TS]

◼   ► that is just sleepy today today's host a [TS]

◼   ► talk show this Harry Carey hey hey hey [TS]

◼   ► now seriously I mean we're laughing [TS]

◼   ► because we're crying but I want to tell [TS]

◼   ► you about art [TS]

◼   ► you may take this one [TS]

◼   ► our good friends at automatic ah love [TS]

◼   ► automatic it's a small adapter it turns [TS]

◼   ► your car into a smart connected car [TS]

◼   ► they've just launched [TS]

◼   ► I mean seriously within like the last [TS]

◼   ► month or so the automatic pro it's a new [TS]

◼   ► version of the device they already sold [TS]

◼   ► that it in addition to all the cool [TS]

◼   ► stuff it already does it includes [TS]

◼   ► unlimited 3g online internet connection [TS]

◼   ► exactly you think of all that sounds too [TS]

◼   ► good to be true [TS]

◼   ► well look your kindle your kindle you [TS]

◼   ► know Kendall's have been doing this for [TS]

◼   ► years [TS]

◼   ► I don't know how they worked out the [TS]

◼   ► deal with the 3g providers [TS]

◼   ► but the automatic people did it it's a [TS]

◼   ► dingus you plug it into your car [TS]

◼   ► there's a port on every car made since [TS]

◼   ► like 1997-1998 somewhere around there [TS]

◼   ► there's a report and that's where when [TS]

◼   ► when it says like you know you get like [TS]

◼   ► a thing on your dashboard that says like [TS]

◼   ► a one service do or whatever you don't [TS]

◼   ► know what a 1 services [TS]

◼   ► ah you taken into the car dealer they [TS]

◼   ► plug a thing into the this port and then [TS]

◼   ► it knows exactly what you need well it [TS]

◼   ► turns out that's just an oil change or [TS]

◼   ► whatever [TS]

◼   ► automatic lets you plug their dingus [TS]

◼   ► they have a dingus [TS]

◼   ► that's what you buy you plug it in and [TS]

◼   ► you get all that information all the all [TS]

◼   ► the service information that your car [TS]

◼   ► can provide to a like a mechanic or [TS]

◼   ► service provider but instead you get it [TS]

◼   ► you can you know if it's if it's [TS]

◼   ► nonsense if it's just like oh you know [TS]

◼   ► the light is you know one of the lights [TS]

◼   ► is out or something like that you can [TS]

◼   ► just turn it off [TS]

◼   ► whatever you want to do otherwise though [TS]

◼   ► it gives you so much information it [TS]

◼   ► gives you information on your efficiency [TS]

◼   ► on like how you're driving your car [TS]

◼   ► it gives you information on ya like fuel [TS]

◼   ► efficiency all that John it doesn't all [TS]

◼   ► it is it's a nap [TS]

◼   ► plus it's a dingus you did mention to [TS]

◼   ► think it's a fantastic thing is here's [TS]

◼   ► the thing those fat cats those fat cats [TS]

◼   ► in Detroit they never or Tokyo or [TS]

◼   ► wherever no offense and we'll be playing [TS]

◼   ► funk they never intended you to use that [TS]

◼   ► port for this is really thats for them [TS]

◼   ► that's for them that's the airport don't [TS]

◼   ► use that their democratizing that part [TS]

◼   ► in a way that's very important in our [TS]

◼   ► country right now you get that dingus [TS]

◼   ► you get that app you plug it in and you [TS]

◼   ► know what you want to think about you [TS]

◼   ► can hear this beep that means it's [TS]

◼   ► working [TS]

◼   ► you can have it yell at you when you [TS]

◼   ► break you could have to tell you hated [TS]

◼   ► driving too fast you dork and now like [TS]

◼   ► John for example John lost his license [TS]

◼   ► now that's five years ago you were [TS]

◼   ► driving i think you're driving a hundred [TS]

◼   ► nineteen thirty 30 mile per hour zone [TS]

◼   ► that well that was what they said I [TS]

◼   ► wasn't that fast it was pretty fast I [TS]

◼   ► don't think that's true but that's what [TS]

◼   ► a flight for well there's no I was 205 [TS]

◼   ► in 30-105 and the 32 the speedometer [TS]

◼   ► only goes up so high if you get this [TS]

◼   ► thing you can do stuff like a little [TS]

◼   ► it'll automatically tag business trips [TS]

◼   ► for your expense purposes it will do all [TS]

◼   ► of that and it will make you a better [TS]

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◼   ► also works with things like ifttt you [TS]

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◼   ► things you have to turn your freakin [TS]

◼   ► lights on when you pull this thing is [TS]

◼   ► dynamite left my tweet i am i'm laughing [TS]

◼   ► because you're the only person and you [TS]

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◼   ► molds will sit there and text me while [TS]

◼   ► I'm doing it and help give me notes on [TS]

◼   ► how the sponsor we could be better but [TS]

◼   ► he won't break in and say anything [TS]

◼   ► most sickening second wants a goddamn [TS]

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◼   ► bought this dingus with your own goddamn [TS]

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◼   ► to sort of take the lead foot off the [TS]

◼   ► gas pedal a little possum that's [TS]

◼   ► that'sthat's oh it's so important so did [TS]

◼   ► you ever give you any probably shouldn't [TS]

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◼   ► know 16 the automatic becomes a kind of [TS]

◼   ► ad hoc license [TS]

◼   ► yeah its license to be safe they can [TS]

◼   ► just run with that in my text right [TS]

◼   ► my my hope would be ya gonna text that [TS]

◼   ► can treat it [TS]

◼   ► absolutely ok my hope would be that the [TS]

◼   ► people i mean there's not that many [TS]

◼   ► people who listen to the show my Pope [TS]

◼   ► would be that people are not going to [TS]

◼   ► report this to the Pennsylvania [TS]

◼   ► Department of Transport [TS]

◼   ► transportation no no yes we'll keep it [TS]

◼   ► on the Qt that I continue to drive [TS]

◼   ► without without a valid p a driver's [TS]

◼   ► license [TS]

◼   ► yeah uh huh you know I don't think that [TS]

◼   ► has to be a big deal you know if you're [TS]

◼   ► just like moving the car or let's say [TS]

◼   ► you know what if you have to go [TS]

◼   ► somewhere that's like important should [TS]

◼   ► you need a license for that [TS]

◼   ► no I don't let us consider whether it's [TS]

◼   ► a fairly short or better still if it's a [TS]

◼   ► very long trip we're going to be on a [TS]

◼   ► highway and everybody's highways are [TS]

◼   ► safer [TS]

◼   ► oh very safe I mean you can fall asleep [TS]

◼   ► on the highway right i mean a trace [TS]

◼   ► I mean people who have the test thursday [TS]

◼   ► at a button and you can just go to sleep [TS]

◼   ► yeah yeah yeah boy i got a catalog the [TS]

◼   ► other day just just yesterday i think it [TS]

◼   ► was i got a catalog [TS]

◼   ► I don't even know what I just bought [TS]

◼   ► that put me on the list but it came [TS]

◼   ► addressed to me i got a catalog for a [TS]

◼   ► Radio Flyer now you know radio flyer [TS]

◼   ► right I got the same thing that the with [TS]

◼   ► the test line with the Tesla yeah what [TS]

◼   ► are we on how do we get this [TS]

◼   ► I you know what me maybe it's the show I [TS]

◼   ► don't know they send this end it all [TS]

◼   ► yeah it's clicky boards in the sea [TS]

◼   ► coffee fizzy water right has podcast [TS]

◼   ► called a call that an array i got i got [TS]

◼   ► a Radio Flyer catalog [TS]

◼   ► we've got to move with their with a [TS]

◼   ► little a delightful young boy [TS]

◼   ► like riding in a Tesla like a fake Tesla [TS]

◼   ► radio flyer uh you know o.o wagon kids [TS]

◼   ► love Tesla's well I and I thought about [TS]

◼   ► taking a picture of it and making a joke [TS]

◼   ► i couldn't make a joke i couldn't figure [TS]

◼   ► out the joke because it's like what you [TS]

◼   ► got a joke about like zero emissions [TS]

◼   ► it's like a self-driving yeah it's like [TS]

◼   ► a zero-emissions it's not a oh it's not [TS]

◼   ► actually a joke it's like that's [TS]

◼   ► actually kinda cool [TS]

◼   ► yeah I couldn't figure out joke we get a [TS]

◼   ► lot of catalogs John we get a lot of [TS]

◼   ► political things we had we have because [TS]

◼   ► i'm checking out a hundred and [TS]

◼   ► seventy-five ballot initiatives God on [TS]

◼   ► the John the board of elections had to [TS]

◼   ► provide guidance on how to fold your [TS]

◼   ► ballot to put in the envelope so that [TS]

◼   ► you didn't end up spending like eleven [TS]

◼   ► dollars on postage they had guidance on [TS]

◼   ► I think they have a QuickTime movies [TS]

◼   ► what crazy days we had to we had to we [TS]

◼   ► don't call ballot initiatives here in [TS]

◼   ► Pennsylvania we call them what I forget [TS]

◼   ► what we call them but it's not like [TS]

◼   ► California but we had two things to vote [TS]

◼   ► on that were sort of the the sort of [TS]

◼   ► thing that I don't think you should be [TS]

◼   ► deciding by direct democracy i think [TS]

◼   ► that this is exactly why we have right a [TS]

◼   ► legislature so one of them was should we [TS]

◼   ► raise in Pennsylvania like many states a [TS]

◼   ► surprising number of states if if you [TS]

◼   ► just google it if you're a state judge [TS]

◼   ► if you're you know you when you when you [TS]

◼   ► reach the age of 70 it's a mandatory [TS]

◼   ► retirement maracas and and that's that's [TS]

◼   ► probably it's probably pretty old law [TS]

◼   ► well I'll time Wendy and seventy was [TS]

◼   ► kind of a big deal [TS]

◼   ► I seems like a non on the ballot was a [TS]

◼   ► an initiative I don't know what you call [TS]

◼   ► it but whatever they call it here in PA [TS]

◼   ► to raise the AIDS 275 and and we got and [TS]

◼   ► I said that's so weirdly just slightly [TS]

◼   ► less carpetright like it's not to get [TS]

◼   ► rid of it i think you have any 600k [TS]

◼   ► that'll fix it done [TS]

◼   ► it's exactly what i thought what I saw [TS]

◼   ► it was like you know you want to get rid [TS]

◼   ► of this age thing [TS]

◼   ► yes or no I can kind of see that but [TS]

◼   ► like 70 to 75 it's like what [TS]

◼   ► where do these numbers come from but we [TS]

◼   ► got we got a thing because we're [TS]

◼   ► registered we happen to be registered [TS]

◼   ► Democrat I don't think people are [TS]

◼   ► surprised to hear me say that huh [TS]

◼   ► interesting but we got something from [TS]

◼   ► our local Democratic word with a a [TS]

◼   ► suggested ballot like here's how we [TS]

◼   ► think you should vote you know here's [TS]

◼   ► everything that up you know here's who [TS]

◼   ► you should vote for and you know i mean [TS]

◼   ► this is like President you know you [TS]

◼   ► should vote for Hillary Clinton you know [TS]

◼   ► senator Katie McGinty that's you know [TS]

◼   ► our senator who's running against this [TS]

◼   ► dipshit that bad to me I and and so on [TS]

◼   ► as it goes down the ballot but then it [TS]

◼   ► gets down to these ballot initiatives we [TS]

◼   ► only had two and and on the one that [TS]

◼   ► said you know she raised the mandatory [TS]

◼   ► retirement age for judges from 70 to 75 [TS]

◼   ► it said vote no in other words don't [TS]

◼   ► raise the retirement age it's that vote [TS]

◼   ► no [TS]

◼   ► oh that confusing language ah it's [TS]

◼   ► already hard enough to get rid of bad [TS]

◼   ► judges that's good said what I swear to [TS]

◼   ► God murder mami get up it doesn't [TS]

◼   ► someone have to approve these things [TS]

◼   ► that you just get to like paste it up [TS]

◼   ► and it just goes in whatever you have to [TS]

◼   ► say well the next best thing was that [TS]

◼   ► the the next question was should the [TS]

◼   ► city philadelphia rays 485 million [TS]

◼   ► dollars in debt to finance [TS]

◼   ► infrastructure [TS]

◼   ► government and the answer on on what [TS]

◼   ► how should you vote it was it was blank [TS]

◼   ► units it was born forgot to fill it in [TS]

◼   ► I forgot to forget about it [TS]

◼   ► highways if a dicks oh gosh we had a lot [TS]

◼   ► should people be allowed to sleep in [TS]

◼   ► tents on the sidewalk [TS]

◼   ► uh-uh i would vote no I Woodrow no i [TS]

◼   ► don't hear it's very controversial Dave [TS]

◼   ► don't have anywhere else to sleep well [TS]

◼   ► done to division street and it's okay [TS]

◼   ► that's like one long KOAT under highway [TS]

◼   ► you gotta you got the old the grocery [TS]

◼   ► tax postponed but i think they should do [TS]

◼   ► here's what I think they should do you [TS]

◼   ► know and we're trying to adjust to be [TS]

◼   ► clear we're trying to scoop everybody in [TS]

◼   ► here we're going to meet a few people [TS]

◼   ► but I think it's really important that [TS]

◼   ► we try to really find some answers so [TS]

◼   ► yeah i'm i'm giving you an honest answer [TS]

◼   ► I really honestly think I think they [TS]

◼   ► should drive buses special buses around [TS]

◼   ► city and you find anybody sleeping on [TS]

◼   ► the sidewalk in the tent is the scoop [TS]

◼   ► them up in the bus and and where they go [TS]

◼   ► where they go after that but unless they [TS]

◼   ► love to get off [TS]

◼   ► I think you got off wherever they want [TS]

◼   ► to do what we see in the next 40 years [TS]

◼   ► because whenever they wake up they can [TS]

◼   ► get off if they want and it's gonna be [TS]

◼   ► tremendous they can get off wherever [TS]

◼   ► they want [TS]

◼   ► ok but at ok ok so the bus comes along [TS]

◼   ► these ideas group of the 10 people do [TS]

◼   ► and I this is and and i'll tell you what [TS]

◼   ► this is an opinion that i would not have [TS]

◼   ► had if I haven't sped a lot of time in [TS]

◼   ► downtown San Francisco over the last 10 [TS]

◼   ► years [TS]

◼   ► yeah but i'll just tell you that there [TS]

◼   ► are people sleeping on the sidewalks in [TS]

◼   ► San Francisco [TS]

◼   ► whoo-hoo make the city and unpleasant [TS]

◼   ► place to be there are people living on [TS]

◼   ► this it's important these are not people [TS]

◼   ► who take a nap as people who don't have [TS]

◼   ► anywhere else to go [TS]

◼   ► yeah and I am I you know where mom we're [TS]

◼   ► trying to have fun [TS]

◼   ► I'm not trying to make light of ya of of [TS]

◼   ► a desperate situation but but but people [TS]

◼   ► already right on the public transit you [TS]

◼   ► know you ready [TS]

◼   ► public transit you gotta you gotta have [TS]

◼   ► a fairly comfortable place to be [TS]

◼   ► yeah but I you know most of you know [TS]

◼   ► what I'm suggesting that would be a bus [TS]

◼   ► that has a toilet [TS]

◼   ► oh nice okay obviously you got you [TS]

◼   ► basically you've got they've got like a [TS]

◼   ► stadium restroom on wheel every time we [TS]

◼   ► have shower facilities at all would [TS]

◼   ► maybe like a small library could you [TS]

◼   ► could you get the boy i would like all [TS]

◼   ► of those things i would vote for a [TS]

◼   ► little plus you get a nice google bus i [TS]

◼   ► would vote for all of those things i [TS]

◼   ► would vote for the shower facility i [TS]

◼   ► would vote for the small library and I [TS]

◼   ► would honestly i would vote for the tax [TS]

◼   ► increase that would pay for it honestly [TS]

◼   ► yeah I I do feel like that would make [TS]

◼   ► for a better City well if you'd never [TS]

◼   ► find a house you should come out here [TS]

◼   ► too soon too soon [TS]

◼   ► there's an awful lot of people and again [TS]

◼   ► i'm not trying to rub it in anybody's [TS]

◼   ► face i'm not trying to say who you know [TS]

◼   ► I voted for hillary clinton i think a [TS]

◼   ► lot of people listen to this probably [TS]

◼   ► voted for hillary clinton's I'm not [TS]

◼   ► trying to say she should've won [TS]

◼   ► you know my trying to rub in anybody's [TS]

◼   ► face if you voted for the other guy but [TS]

◼   ► there's an awful lot of people who voted [TS]

◼   ► for Donald Trump who I would really like [TS]

◼   ► for them to spend a day at like third [TS]

◼   ► and market in San Francisco [TS]

◼   ► yeah just stand on the corner for 12 [TS]

◼   ► hours now I yeah yeah that mean that [TS]

◼   ► kind I don't know that that gets at that [TS]

◼   ► gets that a lot of the problems you look [TS]

◼   ► at that i'm going to go into this but [TS]

◼   ► did you look at that Washington Post [TS]

◼   ► demographic break but yes i did way [TS]

◼   ► oh this is gonna be interesting few [TS]

◼   ► years because basically this isn't [TS]

◼   ► pretty cool [TS]

◼   ► nothing to find the link now I sent us [TS]

◼   ► here I got I got it now I'll put it that [TS]

◼   ► day [TS]

◼   ► yeah they essentially and I think these [TS]

◼   ► are exit polls so I you know take it [TS]

◼   ► with a grain of salt but basically they [TS]

◼   ► go in and do a full demographic [TS]

◼   ► breakdown you know starting starting [TS]

◼   ► with the basic numbers [TS]

◼   ► then going through gender race education [TS]

◼   ► party age and I think it's a pretty good [TS]

◼   ► infographic that really tells a hell of [TS]

◼   ► a story that I think many of us need to [TS]

◼   ► really digest i love the fact that so [TS]

◼   ► basically that they've got am like a lot [TS]

◼   ► of a line of like so you say like for [TS]

◼   ► example of a sex is a gender some woke [TS]

◼   ► um so how many what what what percentage [TS]

◼   ► voted blue right and then that's and I [TS]

◼   ► think that's reflected so basically area [TS]

◼   ► the circle is based on the size of the [TS]

◼   ► demographic group and percentage of [TS]

◼   ► votes obtained you actually kind of [TS]

◼   ► three different very interesting data [TS]

◼   ► points you get the who did what you get [TS]

◼   ► the how that went [TS]

◼   ► and then you get the like what [TS]

◼   ► percentage of the total amount do they [TS]

◼   ► represent and therein is quite a story [TS]

◼   ► I it it's it it's a fascinating thing to [TS]

◼   ► scroll through because I it there's days [TS]

◼   ► it it works on a couple of dimensions [TS]

◼   ► where the circles are the size of the [TS]

◼   ► group so I don't like the total like [TS]

◼   ► number like the per capita like how many [TS]

◼   ► people are involved right right [TS]

◼   ► it's like you see how far apart the two [TS]

◼   ► groups are but the size of the circles [TS]

◼   ► let you know [TS]

◼   ► well you know I mean like aa sex men [TS]

◼   ► versus women [TS]

◼   ► yeah well the groups are obviously [TS]

◼   ► humongous because you know it's almost [TS]

◼   ► everybody is either a man or woman and [TS]

◼   ► the race one where it's we know how did [TS]

◼   ► white people vote how to black people [TS]

◼   ► vote it shows you how many of the people [TS]

◼   ► who actually voted are white or black or [TS]

◼   ► Hispanic etc etc [TS]

◼   ► and so you hear these numbers like you [TS]

◼   ► hear that you know here's the numbers [TS]

◼   ► for the this is from the page you're [TS]

◼   ► saying and we'll put in the show notes [TS]

◼   ► but the black vote went eighty percent [TS]

◼   ► to the Democrats eight percent to Donald [TS]

◼   ► Trump 2% to Gary dingus or whatever his [TS]

◼   ► name is [TS]

◼   ► yeah but the size of that circle right [TS]

◼   ► let you know [TS]

◼   ► ain't that big right Yusei like 8088 [TS]

◼   ► well holy hell that's a blowout and then [TS]

◼   ► you see the size vehicle hire a pi is [TS]

◼   ► always around running exactly its as [TS]

◼   ► it's a really interesting infographic in [TS]

◼   ► my opinion it [TS]

◼   ► it explains the election in a way that [TS]

◼   ► feels true to me and it not obviously [TS]

◼   ► not in a way that is like true like oh [TS]

◼   ► this is the truth i want to hear because [TS]

◼   ► the election did not turn out the way [TS]

◼   ► that I wanted but sometimes when i get [TS]

◼   ► real worked up and take pictures of my [TS]

◼   ► TV and so I just sent you an image from [TS]

◼   ► last night at the great state of [TS]

◼   ► Pennsylvania in which you live and at [TS]

◼   ► the point this was taken on if you got [TS]

◼   ► that in your messages i gotta time this [TS]

◼   ► was a look at that break down so they're [TS]

◼   ► breaking down voting for the two parties [TS]

◼   ► have our presidential candidates by city [TS]

◼   ► suburbs and rural nap City 7324 Clinton [TS]

◼   ► suburbs 40-percent dead-even rural [TS]

◼   ► seventy-two percent from that that's I [TS]

◼   ► remember I remember all the way back to [TS]

◼   ► nineteen ninety-two and it was I mean [TS]

◼   ► how old was I then she's Christ I was [TS]

◼   ► only [TS]

◼   ► Jesus Christ is that the first I think [TS]

◼   ► that was the first election i could vote [TS]

◼   ► in yeah [TS]

◼   ► wow I I was like you know freshman in [TS]

◼   ► college but I remember hearing james [TS]

◼   ► carville on TV and at the time James [TS]

◼   ► Carville was like the the horse [TS]

◼   ► whisperer and Bill Clinton's ear you [TS]

◼   ► know like yeah you know he's the guy [TS]

◼   ► telling them what to do and james [TS]

◼   ► carville described Pennsylvania as [TS]

◼   ► Philadelphia on one side pittsburgh on [TS]

◼   ► the other and alabama in the middle and [TS]

◼   ► as a lifelong pennsylvanian I was like [TS]

◼   ► oh yeah that's exactly what it is and as [TS]

◼   ► a college kid who had just moved from [TS]

◼   ► that sort of Alabama middle to one of [TS]

◼   ► the city's all right the one of the [TS]

◼   ► sides of the state [TS]

◼   ► I was like yeah that's exactly right [TS]

◼   ► that is totally right [TS]

◼   ► scott simpson always used to say the [TS]

◼   ► same thing he comes from a very rural [TS]

◼   ► community he felt absolutely no [TS]

◼   ► allegiance to either of those two cities [TS]

◼   ► yes I got familiar I believe Scott is [TS]

◼   ► from lancaster or in near lancaster hi [TS]

◼   ► I didn't remember yeah I remember seeing [TS]

◼   ► his in a Christian rock band company of [TS]

◼   ► praise team is co really not like a stir [TS]

◼   ► it's close enough and it is everybody i [TS]

◼   ► know from Pennsylvania and it's actually [TS]

◼   ► one of those things where it's like it [TS]

◼   ► doesn't matter if you're a Democrat [TS]

◼   ► Republican you you hear that you're like [TS]

◼   ► oh yeah that sounds right right it does [TS]

◼   ► it even if you're like pro Trump if [TS]

◼   ► you're the guy you know somebody from [TS]

◼   ► Pennsylvania who voted for Trump yeah [TS]

◼   ► that sounds right it's you know dirty [TS]

◼   ► liberals on Pittsburgh in' and [TS]

◼   ► Philadelphia and good people in the [TS]

◼   ► middle right and it's absolutely [TS]

◼   ► striking it's at you know the picture [TS]

◼   ► you just sent me is amazing the there [TS]

◼   ► was that time last night where it was [TS]

◼   ► trying to do the translation on time but [TS]

◼   ► it was past my daughter's bed time that [TS]

◼   ► was at the point of like Hello [TS]

◼   ► oh you know what I should not have been [TS]

◼   ► looking at is that stupid New York Times [TS]

◼   ► little speedometer that all that was the [TS]

◼   ► death of me that it really it was for me [TS]

◼   ► to ever as soon as clear as Clinton it [TS]

◼   ► was clearly i'll say some names i guess [TS]

◼   ► because Clinton 82 for a really long [TS]

◼   ► time they're like boo [TS]

◼   ► it's a little bit and you get to 5050 [TS]

◼   ► what and by the time is getting up at [TS]

◼   ► one point then it's a greater than 95 [TS]

◼   ► for the Republican candidate right and [TS]

◼   ► at that was around the time when so i [TS]

◼   ► was going back and forth between CNN and [TS]

◼   ► CBS cbss John Dickerson who is flatly [TS]

◼   ► the best he he was so good i'm not sure [TS]

◼   ► I wish I you know what in hindsight onto [TS]

◼   ► got it wouldn't change the result which [TS]

◼   ► you know obviously the only thing that [TS]

◼   ► really matters but in hindsight I wish [TS]

◼   ► that I had CBS on I i watched MSNBC ok [TS]

◼   ► at you know what it was that was the [TS]

◼   ► worst decision I could've made on cuz [TS]

◼   ► they were those are happy talk about it [TS]

◼   ► would be okay or no it was it was more [TS]

◼   ► like a I don't know it was something [TS]

◼   ► about the the attitude they were taking [TS]

◼   ► to the results that that really got me [TS]

◼   ► where what I really want was just a [TS]

◼   ► total pro who didn't have you know i'll [TS]

◼   ► bet i didn't watch CBS but you know I'll [TS]

◼   ► bet John Dickerson was exactly where it [TS]

◼   ► was it was it was a pretty good crew bit [TS]

◼   ► but when i flip back and forth and [TS]

◼   ► sometimes CBS we go to local coverage [TS]

◼   ► and i was like please don't tell me [TS]

◼   ► about legal marijuana I need to see [TS]

◼   ► what's happening with us national race [TS]

◼   ► however CNN and it seems like fuck right [TS]

◼   ► away by the way you guys had any [TS]

◼   ► marijuana now congratulations you can [TS]

◼   ► have your twenties right I'm the people [TS]

◼   ► in New Jersey others like it [TS]

◼   ► we're having the the most important in [TS]

◼   ► my opinion the most important [TS]

◼   ► presidential election in our lifetimes [TS]

◼   ► and and then after the time was spent on [TS]

◼   ► do the people in New Jersey get medical [TS]

◼   ► marijuana [TS]

◼   ► well ok so one nice thing is i think [TS]

◼   ► they're finally getting their hands [TS]

◼   ► around how to deal with those giant [TS]

◼   ► touchscreens that's still kind of funny [TS]

◼   ► to watch them struggle with oh my god on [TS]

◼   ► MSNBC it was a whole horrible because [TS]

◼   ► they keep hitting the wrong thing I [TS]

◼   ► don't know in the guy kept complaining [TS]

◼   ► about it on air [TS]

◼   ► he was like goddamn this machine i don't [TS]

◼   ► think they get time to practice like [TS]

◼   ► nearly as much as like if you could see [TS]

◼   ► your local preferred happily with with [TS]

◼   ► with doing the weather report like that [TS]

◼   ► that is a person who has been dealing [TS]

◼   ► with a green screen and understands how [TS]

◼   ► to rescue their arms in this case the [TS]

◼   ► flying all over the place but what's the [TS]

◼   ► point in the evening when they got to [TS]

◼   ► where it was like okay well this is how [TS]

◼   ► it's looking and this is right before it [TS]

◼   ► went to Florida like pretty conclusively [TS]

◼   ► yeah but he's going in it was it was all [TS]

◼   ► a lie I i was felt like it was all we [TS]

◼   ► could do is not say other still a chance [TS]

◼   ► but he kept exhume and weighing on [TS]

◼   ► broward and say well you know this could [TS]

◼   ► still be proud and zooming in further [TS]

◼   ► than saying when you compare that to [TS]

◼   ► 2012 and then you go back to keep going [TS]

◼   ► to this these two counties in Michigan [TS]

◼   ► saying that Detroit the story could [TS]

◼   ► still be Detroit there could be like a [TS]

◼   ► hundred fifty thousand people in Detroit [TS]

◼   ► the show up in a minute and I'll yeah [TS]

◼   ► that could be it [TS]

◼   ► Detroit trying to hold that that was [TS]

◼   ► that was a little bit of the MSNBC [TS]

◼   ► experience too [TS]

◼   ► yeah it was it was it was almost yeah [TS]

◼   ► that's that's sort of a mirror because I [TS]

◼   ► mean like you across the board and we [TS]

◼   ► were I'm sure eventually gonna get to [TS]

◼   ► our friend from South by Southwest but [TS]

◼   ► um but there was a little bit of this [TS]

◼   ► sort of you know what we're watching it [TS]

◼   ► and where we were we came into it [TS]

◼   ► optimistic we really did you know I mean [TS]

◼   ► and and you know I don't think we're [TS]

◼   ► unrealistic I didn't know everybody you [TS]

◼   ► know sort of expected Hillary Clinton [TS]

◼   ► win we went into it without at least [TS]

◼   ► expected something within a normal range [TS]

◼   ► but I was like you went into your [TS]

◼   ► kitchen right to make cupcakes and kept [TS]

◼   ► producing monitor lizard don't [TS]

◼   ► understand what's happening right what [TS]

◼   ► did and there I think they're struggling [TS]

◼   ► with because they're going they can't [TS]

◼   ► just say what the fuck is going on here [TS]

◼   ► what the flock you can't you can't say [TS]

◼   ► that on the TV Merlin [TS]

◼   ► they gotta go like well Detroit could be [TS]

◼   ► there could be i have a lot of you know [TS]

◼   ► under performing with you know [TS]

◼   ► get-out-the-vote a news alert that with [TS]

◼   ► that is so true where I i honestly think [TS]

◼   ► that that again I'm laughing because I i [TS]

◼   ► am a white male with a job so you know [TS]

◼   ► that I I i can afford to laugh but a you [TS]

◼   ► know I'm crying on the inside because i [TS]

◼   ► really do think that i'm not making [TS]

◼   ► light of this election I i know i don't [TS]

◼   ► think that's right i don't i don't think [TS]

◼   ► that's coming across right i hope so i [TS]

◼   ► just want to amp mm for size it as many [TS]

◼   ► times as i can but i really do think [TS]

◼   ► watching it live last night there was [TS]

◼   ► there was this sort of like like we [TS]

◼   ► can't say what the fuck [TS]

◼   ► so therefore because we can't say what [TS]

◼   ► the fuck were going to say stuff that [TS]

◼   ► doesn't make any sense where they're [TS]

◼   ► gonna get we have to we have to utilize [TS]

◼   ► the other words that are in the parlance [TS]

◼   ► for our business that don't get even [TS]

◼   ► wear how what the fuck me this is right [TS]

◼   ► and so they were saying things like hey [TS]

◼   ► Hillary Clinton is down by 300,000 votes [TS]

◼   ► in Florida but she might make up eighty [TS]

◼   ► thousand votes in broward county so and [TS]

◼   ► you're like wait you just said she's [TS]

◼   ► down by three hundred thousand and she [TS]

◼   ► maybe if everything goes right in [TS]

◼   ► broward county might make up 80,000 I [TS]

◼   ► you realize that's not even close to [TS]

◼   ► making up the difference now this man I [TS]

◼   ► don't think internet is what you know [TS]

◼   ► was concentrating all the way in and I [TS]

◼   ► don't even bother to go to Wisconsin is [TS]

◼   ► that so in the bag it's not even gonna [TS]

◼   ► be a problem right and i would turn to a [TS]

◼   ► man I would say I am I miss hearing this [TS]

◼   ► doesn't make any sense [TS]

◼   ► and by the time I turned to her I i [TS]

◼   ► would look and then all of a sudden [TS]

◼   ► they're talking about Wisconsin wait [TS]

◼   ► wait [TS]

◼   ► put that man that guy with the glasses [TS]

◼   ► back on and have him explain to me how [TS]

◼   ► making up eighty thousand votes and in [TS]

◼   ► this you know how doesn't them and [TS]

◼   ► and.and they were on MSNBC they were [TS]

◼   ► going through these contortions about [TS]

◼   ► you know what they can call and when [TS]

◼   ► they can call it whatever and I was like [TS]

◼   ► saying to Amy I was like wait a minute [TS]

◼   ► if you're saying she is down by three [TS]

◼   ► hundred thousand and the most she can [TS]

◼   ► make up as a bee [TS]

◼   ► what in the world is the difference [TS]

◼   ► where you can say we can call this and I [TS]

◼   ► might just call it just fucking call the [TS]

◼   ► goddamn thing you know I mean and and [TS]

◼   ► here we are 24 hours later we've got [TS]

◼   ► these results we see the results you [TS]

◼   ► know and she didn't win for why couldn't [TS]

◼   ► they call it when she was definitively [TS]

◼   ► like best-case scenario down by two [TS]

◼   ► hundred twenty thousand votes [TS]

◼   ► i I don't understand is that this is a [TS]

◼   ► phenomena in like when you're a little [TS]

◼   ► kid I have to tell you I just remember [TS]

◼   ► my talked about this before talking [TS]

◼   ► about TV but I always hated election [TS]

◼   ► nights as a kid it was so boring all the [TS]

◼   ► shows get preempted and their parents [TS]

◼   ► would sit there and watch this [TS]

◼   ► incredibly boring thing you hear about [TS]

◼   ► like Who your new alderman is yay like [TS]

◼   ► where's happy days i can bring it and so [TS]

◼   ► you know I knew this excruciating for my [TS]

◼   ► daughter but I was like you know I think [TS]

◼   ► we've kind of told this is a pretty big [TS]

◼   ► deal and we're I won't get too personal [TS]

◼   ► but like we had a lot of personal stake [TS]

◼   ► all three of us had a lot of personal [TS]

◼   ► stake in this [TS]

◼   ► yes even my nine-year-old daughter maybe [TS]

◼   ► especially my nine-year-old daughter a [TS]

◼   ► lot of stake in this and so that made it [TS]

◼   ► really difficult but um there's you you [TS]

◼   ► learn as you get a little bit older like [TS]

◼   ► when you first see the map when you're a [TS]

◼   ► little kid you go what what like Oh [TS]

◼   ► Texas well [TS]

◼   ► Texas is a big State and it's a big deal [TS]

◼   ► because there are a lot of electoral [TS]

◼   ► votes but you know all those little [TS]

◼   ► States you see running down the side [TS]

◼   ► because it too small to identify some of [TS]

◼   ► those are end up being really important [TS]

◼   ► in other words the amount the amount of [TS]

◼   ► red or blue on the map you learn to like [TS]

◼   ► look at the numbers rather than the [TS]

◼   ► pretty colors because that that's the [TS]

◼   ► story right you know I'm saying like a [TS]

◼   ► smart person understands that you can [TS]

◼   ► for example has recently 2016 you can [TS]

◼   ► win but the most votes and still not win [TS]

◼   ► the election because that's not how the [TS]

◼   ► electoral college works and i can [TS]

◼   ► understand that my wife and I understand [TS]

◼   ► that so you know you start seeing more [TS]

◼   ► and more thereof the [TS]

◼   ► red pop up and then they go to somewhere [TS]

◼   ► like Michigan and all the sudden I felt [TS]

◼   ► like I was seven years old again I was [TS]

◼   ► like there's so much red on there and [TS]

◼   ► they keep zooming in on these three [TS]

◼   ► little blue areas but like it was very [TS]

◼   ► profound to me you didn't have to undo [TS]

◼   ► that idea because the colors are not [TS]

◼   ► lining up the shapes without fucking up [TS]

◼   ► and the numbers where we're not lining [TS]

◼   ► up [TS]

◼   ► yeah I and that was that was every night [TS]

◼   ► that's why I want to locate this a [TS]

◼   ► little bit in last night because over [TS]

◼   ► the period of about 90 minutes the world [TS]

◼   ► started to feel a little bit different [TS]

◼   ► and at least a little bit different and [TS]

◼   ► then it started to feel different [TS]

◼   ► faster and faster and my breath was [TS]

◼   ► taken away at several points that i do [TS]

◼   ► out [TS]

◼   ► I mean we're three hours time shifted [TS]

◼   ► from you it but we were watching the [TS]

◼   ► same thing at the same time and that is [TS]

◼   ► exactly how I felt [TS]

◼   ► exactly exactly I couldn't put it any [TS]

◼   ► better especially and again like you [TS]

◼   ► were saying with these was a [TS]

◼   ► county-by-county results in Michigan [TS]

◼   ► I you know I was just like what the you [TS]

◼   ► know how can this be [TS]

◼   ► how how can we how can we put how can [TS]

◼   ► Hillary Clinton possibly win looking at [TS]

◼   ► this right all right man but also some [TS]

◼   ► 2015 part of your brain is spinning [TS]

◼   ► because the 2015 part of your brain goes [TS]

◼   ► well even if there's three people in [TS]

◼   ► that County how did three people in that [TS]

◼   ► County choose to vote for the Republican [TS]

◼   ► candidate right in my 2059 which I still [TS]

◼   ► had just celebrated part of my brain is [TS]

◼   ► and that's again now now i have a [TS]

◼   ► different mind today but that that was [TS]

◼   ► part of the cognitive dissonance for me [TS]

◼   ► was even like looking straight numbers [TS]

◼   ► and having having my ipad pro sideways [TS]

◼   ► with multiple tabs open plus the side [TS]

◼   ► screen and like an idiot like a monster [TS]

◼   ► i'm looking at all this data and then [TS]

◼   ► drilling down and New York Times [TS]

◼   ► actually pretty good coverage on this [TS]

◼   ► where you could go in and like drill [TS]

◼   ► down into specific areas and see for [TS]

◼   ► yourself what was going on and you could [TS]

◼   ► just look at the numbers and the other [TS]

◼   ► thing we told her kid I think this is a [TS]

◼   ► good thing is like understand this is a [TS]

◼   ► multivariate thing like there's a [TS]

◼   ► certain number of electoral votes next [TS]

◼   ► aight the state is comprised of counties [TS]

◼   ► each of those counties are reporting in [TS]

◼   ► different ways at different times and [TS]

◼   ► shame on CNN for the amount of like 1% [TS]

◼   ► reporting the special news only that [TS]

◼   ► they had it was so gross but you can go [TS]

◼   ► in and this this is a thing that [TS]

◼   ► happened though and I guess this happens [TS]

◼   ► everybody when their side is not winning [TS]

◼   ► is that you start seeing that number go [TS]

◼   ► up and you see sixty percent reported [TS]

◼   ► you see 70-percent reporting you start [TS]

◼   ► wondering how many more votes really [TS]

◼   ► could be there in a box somewhere in [TS]

◼   ► portland that will pull this out and [TS]

◼   ► then like you're describing you're [TS]

◼   ► describing I think you're very very [TS]

◼   ► aptly describing that feeling of oh my [TS]

◼   ► god just say it because I see it I see [TS]

◼   ► it but I see I don't believe it I see it [TS]

◼   ► why are you just saying it because oh my [TS]

◼   ► god another one just turned red why is [TS]

◼   ► someone not saying what's really [TS]

◼   ► happening here and i really in my heart [TS]

◼   ► believe that at least some I know [TS]

◼   ► they're trying to be journalistically [TS]

◼   ► canny and trying to be fair and trying [TS]

◼   ► to do not freak out but I I honestly i [TS]

◼   ► would bet you I bet you were going to [TS]

◼   ► hear a lot about a lot of things and I [TS]

◼   ► bet one of things were going to hear is [TS]

◼   ► how many people just can't believe what [TS]

◼   ► happened on numerous levels the the [TS]

◼   ► unsewn the the failures or shortcomings [TS]

◼   ► of everything from our own perception to [TS]

◼   ► how we learn about what people think to [TS]

◼   ► tell we choose to believe anybody else [TS]

◼   ► could see the world I mean I feel like I [TS]

◼   ► don't know I feel like I've just come [TS]

◼   ► out of a culture something I'm just like [TS]

◼   ► I I don't know what I even think anymore [TS]

◼   ► i mean i know what I think I know how i [TS]

◼   ► feel i'm here to talk to you about how I [TS]

◼   ► feel but like I'm i don't i don't know [TS]

◼   ► what to trust about my bringing it was [TS]

◼   ► it was very frustrating i thought last [TS]

◼   ► night because I really wanted what I [TS]

◼   ► want is somebody who is like somebody [TS]

◼   ► who knows his much shit about the [TS]

◼   ► goddamn new macbook pros as i do i want [TS]

◼   ► them somebody who knows that much about [TS]

◼   ► the elections to tell me what the hell [TS]

◼   ► is going on and I felt like I wasn't [TS]

◼   ► getting it and I mean I felt like I was [TS]

◼   ► getting people who were as loosely as [TS]

◼   ► informed as i was going like I don't [TS]

◼   ► know this seems kind of crazy this is [TS]

◼   ► unexpected [TS]

◼   ► it's like that and i'm looking at the [TS]

◼   ► numbers on screen [TS]

◼   ► i'm thinking like why won't somebody [TS]

◼   ► just tell me Florida is already lost [TS]

◼   ► like it it was at the point it was it [TS]

◼   ► was at least two hours after the point [TS]

◼   ► where me as a non-expert was looking at [TS]

◼   ► Florida's numbers and thinking this is [TS]

◼   ► gone before they said okay [TS]

◼   ► Florida is is in the Trump column and [TS]

◼   ► I'm like what [TS]

◼   ► why did that take two hours that that [TS]

◼   ► crazy and so the two you can actually [TS]

◼   ► see this in my safari the the two things [TS]

◼   ► that it says do you want to visit this [TS]

◼   ► site on your iPad the two of those have [TS]

◼   ► been 538 in the upshot shot is that a [TS]

◼   ► really a really good job of graphically [TS]

◼   ► displaying whatever information they had [TS]

◼   ► and you know don't don't yell at them [TS]

◼   ► they're just reporting the polls but one [TS]

◼   ► of my favorite things to look at because [TS]

◼   ► I it's very interesting is the how other [TS]

◼   ► forecast compare area which I can use [TS]

◼   ► I'm sure you've seen so this is not been [TS]

◼   ► updated since yesterday but as of [TS]

◼   ► yesterday New York Times 85% Democrat [TS]

◼   ► 538 the the very conservative 538 you [TS]

◼   ► know really contact they were very [TS]

◼   ► conservative party together they got a [TS]

◼   ► lot of heat and the one percent now [TS]

◼   ► after having a post 98% Democratic [TS]

◼   ► pwnisher that is eighty-nine percent p [TS]

◼   ► ec greater than ninety-nine percent down [TS]

◼   ► all as the Princeton print ok election [TS]

◼   ► something okay [TS]

◼   ► oh BTW is predict wise so that I 38 was [TS]

◼   ► the most pessimistic 771 percent the [TS]

◼   ► Princeton election committee or whatever [TS]

◼   ► the hell they're called on San i love [TS]

◼   ► the guy and I I'm not doubting the [TS]

◼   ► statistical math behind the projection [TS]

◼   ► but that was how I slept the last few [TS]

◼   ► acts like I also these wordpress [TS]

◼   ► everything else you can tell me about [TS]

◼   ► today India anything you like we talked [TS]

◼   ► about these buttons on the keyboards [TS]

◼   ► sure charged Linda at this this happy [TS]

◼   ► pointed to my wedge in another librarian [TS]

◼   ► service to help with the sponsor I over [TS]

◼   ► later i'm going to tell you this is a [TS]

◼   ► new sponsor first time together [TS]

◼   ► so this is a great and i love it because [TS]

◼   ► I love [TS]

◼   ► I you know I don't know if you know this [TS]

◼   ► or not i spent about a hundred eighty [TS]

◼   ► days a year at disney world i love [TS]

◼   ► disney and I for the first time ever [TS]

◼   ► disney sponsoring the show oh that's so [TS]

◼   ► nice thats that's so nice that must take [TS]

◼   ► a long time to work out [TS]

◼   ► have you heard this though I I this [TS]

◼   ► might be new to you that you might not [TS]

◼   ► have even heard about this Merlin it's [TS]

◼   ► called circle circle with Disney you're [TS]

◼   ► not kidding me i'm not kidding you I am [TS]

◼   ► not kidding you this is an actual [TS]

◼   ► sponsor it really is gosh it's a device [TS]

◼   ► called circle and it's a little dingus [TS]

◼   ► that's Lord God it is a little think it [TS]

◼   ► looks like a looks like a looks like the [TS]

◼   ► power adapter that comes with your [TS]

◼   ► iphone exactly you plug this into your [TS]

◼   ► house [TS]

◼   ► it pairs with any Wi-Fi router oh my god [TS]

◼   ► that you might want and what you can do [TS]

◼   ► is set up a thing so that if you have [TS]

◼   ► kids your kids you you can manage their [TS]

◼   ► internet access i got this is so boss at [TS]

◼   ► its $99 one-time costs but if you use [TS]

◼   ► the code the talk show [TS]

◼   ► don't forget the the the show you'll [TS]

◼   ► save time box it's only $89 and you can [TS]

◼   ► get this one-time cost you can get [TS]

◼   ► circle go which is like a service you [TS]

◼   ► can get it for ten dollars a month 995 I [TS]

◼   ► for up to 10 devices but it's only for [TS]

◼   ► iOS it's super easy to set up [TS]

◼   ► it is there's nothing worse than setting [TS]

◼   ► up a complicated networking device and I [TS]

◼   ► i mean i've done it was on this table [TS]

◼   ► stakes nowadays you've got if you want [TS]

◼   ► to if you want to penetrate the market [TS]

◼   ► as you like to say you're gonna have to [TS]

◼   ► come out with a device that has as [TS]

◼   ► little italy you know save the fiddly [TS]

◼   ► stuff for coffee let's circle exact [TS]

◼   ► content for you know I'm saying exactly [TS]

◼   ► if you're going to spend a lot of time [TS]

◼   ► with something it might as well be [TS]

◼   ► making your coffee circle with Disney [TS]

◼   ► let's parents filter content customized [TS]

◼   ► what's available [TS]

◼   ► customize the time [TS]

◼   ► I'm that kids can be on the internet I [TS]

◼   ► it it's amazing kids staying up late on [TS]

◼   ► their tablet circle with Disney lets you [TS]

◼   ► set a bedtime for each kid on this [TS]

◼   ► device [TS]

◼   ► what about 4g because you think like a [TS]

◼   ► you know Wayne out shut off the Wi-Fi my [TS]

◼   ► kid just hop on ba LG everybody you know [TS]

◼   ► they know they did your kids already [TS]

◼   ► have a probably if especially if their [TS]

◼   ► teenage years they already have a [TS]

◼   ► smartphone and they already have that so [TS]

◼   ► that's why they make circle go circle go [TS]

◼   ► disney circle go takes all the settings [TS]

◼   ► on your kids devices and lets you [TS]

◼   ► configure them with your circle with [TS]

◼   ► Disney what the I swear to god I'm going [TS]

◼   ► to have that word is an MDM encounter I [TS]

◼   ► had its busy villages John it's disney [TS]

◼   ► magic disney magic this young magik so [TS]

◼   ► here you go go to if you've got kids and [TS]

◼   ► you want to manage their access to the [TS]

◼   ► internet on your wife I'd remember the [TS]

◼   ► code the talk show I go to meet circle [TS]

◼   ► dot com m eet not meet like you know [TS]

◼   ► like we're going to eat steak or [TS]

◼   ► whatever it's like you're meeting [TS]

◼   ► somebody like you're reading somebody [TS]

◼   ► meet circle dot com and you get free [TS]

◼   ► shipping and ten dollars off with that [TS]

◼   ► code the talk the talk show [TS]

◼   ► it's a great device super easy they sent [TS]

◼   ► me 1i i did i send it up it is super [TS]

◼   ► easy to set up i mean my kid actually [TS]

◼   ► like is I you know just between you [TS]

◼   ► yeah maybe sort of a you know not the [TS]

◼   ► sharpest tack in room because he he like [TS]

◼   ► I don't think he actually like tries to [TS]

◼   ► go to anything that we wouldn't approve [TS]

◼   ► up [TS]

◼   ► mm but i disappoint you a little bit a [TS]

◼   ► little bit because I don't want to be a [TS]

◼   ► little bit more [TS]

◼   ► little bit more [TS]

◼   ► ambitious yeah a little bit i would i [TS]

◼   ► would think that he would but so you [TS]

◼   ► know like we're not really you know it's [TS]

◼   ► like that we set it up and it was like [TS]

◼   ► super easy to setup they sent me the [TS]

◼   ► thing i set it up and it's like do we [TS]

◼   ► really need this [TS]

◼   ► I don't know because it seems to me like [TS]

◼   ► our kid just like comes to us and is [TS]

◼   ► like hey a nice you know is it okay if I [TS]

◼   ► search google for blah blah blah and now [TS]

◼   ► but you know what belt and suspenders [TS]

◼   ► have a kid and get yourself a circle [TS]

◼   ► exactly that's what I thought exactly [TS]

◼   ► deal couldn't be easier to setup it's a [TS]

◼   ► beautiful little device so go to meet [TS]

◼   ► circle meet circle calm and remember the [TS]

◼   ► code the talk show you will save ten [TS]

◼   ► bucks and get free shipping [TS]

◼   ► there you go just what it's worth [TS]

◼   ► for now it appears that meat circle calm [TS]

◼   ► with an a is available you know what I'm [TS]

◼   ► just gonna go there as a man from san [TS]

◼   ► francisco i'm here to tell you if there [TS]

◼   ► was a website called meet circle within [TS]

◼   ► a about circles of meat got word t [TS]

◼   ► pretty good feeling that with 2 e's but [TS]

◼   ► not let you see it I could have sworn [TS]

◼   ► that was the name of the restaurant [TS]

◼   ► where we went the last time I was out [TS]

◼   ► there meet circle with you know what [TS]

◼   ► that would mean that does actually we're [TS]

◼   ► making joke but the action is not a bad [TS]

◼   ► name for a lot better think about think [TS]

◼   ► about those touristy sushi place you go [TS]

◼   ► arrives on a boat and they just count [TS]

◼   ► your plates like what if there was a [TS]

◼   ► rotating a rotating let's call a [TS]

◼   ► carousel a car near carousel that you've [TS]

◼   ► got you've gotta meet a meets spinning [TS]

◼   ► meet lazy susan [TS]

◼   ► yeah right and you can just try all [TS]

◼   ► different things it would be kinda like [TS]

◼   ► going to like a brazilian steakhouse [TS]

◼   ► I have a technology yeah i think it [TS]

◼   ► would love that meat circle i gobbled up [TS]

◼   ► all right and at the brazilian [TS]

◼   ► steakhouse but the the ones i've been to [TS]

◼   ► we've got two here in philly we've got a [TS]

◼   ► focus shower and we've got a few of the [TS]

◼   ► other one is called [TS]

◼   ► the other ones better running [TS]

◼   ► endorsement from Jack very endorsement [TS]

◼   ► but yeah we've got one here the it's [TS]

◼   ► costly but it's a lot of fun if you go [TS]

◼   ► at lunch you don't get as many varieties [TS]

◼   ► and all know the lunch you get screwed [TS]

◼   ► right that might make a chicken hearts [TS]

◼   ► aching heart so much they desperately [TS]

◼   ► want you to come in at all at lunch and [TS]

◼   ► would you like more chicken heart yeah [TS]

◼   ► and if you call about sunday po yes i [TS]

◼   ► know that spanish but still they were [TS]

◼   ► good we're good [TS]

◼   ► how about some more that tri-tip yeah [TS]

◼   ► you maybe you try the chicken heart it's [TS]

◼   ► on the sort i did you find it quite soon [TS]

◼   ► the tiny little sausages [TS]

◼   ► I love the little songs i like the salty [TS]

◼   ► my favorite i think is the straight up [TS]

◼   ► like salty sirloin alright I at the the [TS]

◼   ► other one here in Philadelphia is called [TS]

◼   ► Chima kima that's the good one focus [TS]

◼   ► shout is a little I don't know little [TS]

◼   ► gonna be able to tell you you save like [TS]

◼   ► five bucks on the it you know there's [TS]

◼   ► always like an all-you-can-eat type deal [TS]

◼   ► you don't want you only buy meat on [TS]

◼   ► price right [TS]

◼   ► oh yeah team is a good run but it for [TS]

◼   ► anybody who hasn't been to one of these [TS]

◼   ► places the both of them at least here [TS]

◼   ► and I've been to focus shout at you know [TS]

◼   ► it it's gonna be funny because it might [TS]

◼   ► come up again later in the show in [TS]

◼   ► austin texas I've been to sell it if you [TS]

◼   ► meet a lot of interesting people that [TS]

◼   ► you meet a lot lot better if you came in [TS]

◼   ► but it's the same feel though where you [TS]

◼   ► gal you go into this place and and [TS]

◼   ► there's this is you know the cowboys [TS]

◼   ► walking around who grill the steak [TS]

◼   ► yeah and you have like a little they [TS]

◼   ► give everybody a little a little thing [TS]

◼   ► like red light green light [TS]

◼   ► nobody got though right yeah more steak [TS]

◼   ► let's take red and green right so great [TS]

◼   ► in green snake if you put it up [TS]

◼   ► greenside up the guy cums if the guys [TS]

◼   ► coming around with the whatever cut a [TS]

◼   ► steak he's made he'll say hate you want [TS]

◼   ► some and [TS]

◼   ► you say you are usually ask you but if [TS]

◼   ► you have it on green they are not [TS]

◼   ► legally obligated to ask right they [TS]

◼   ► might just give it to you right that is [TS]

◼   ► that that's a lot that's a lot of 30 [TS]

◼   ► it's called from the Magna Carta they [TS]

◼   ► can come right up and for whatever meat [TS]

◼   ► suits them on your plate and you have to [TS]

◼   ► eat it and and they don't have they [TS]

◼   ► don't that you don't say thank you [TS]

◼   ► they're just going to literally keep [TS]

◼   ► bringing me until you can get your [TS]

◼   ► swollen greasy fingers to change avocado [TS]

◼   ► that's the truth that is the law of the [TS]

◼   ► brazilian steakhouses but if you put [TS]

◼   ► right otherwise don't fill up on salad [TS]

◼   ► that's the second law second law of the [TS]

◼   ► brazilian steakhouse because to a that's [TS]

◼   ► how they get you this [TS]

◼   ► that's how they get you they want you to [TS]

◼   ► fill up on potato salad and shit [TS]

◼   ► don't do that because we're gonna bring [TS]

◼   ► you a bunch of chicken hearts they [TS]

◼   ► always have [TS]

◼   ► it's always a it everyone and it doesn't [TS]

◼   ► matter what the name of this the the [TS]

◼   ► steak houses if it's a Brazilian [TS]

◼   ► steakhouse [TS]

◼   ► it's always a salad bar where you can go [TS]

◼   ► up and go hog wild on the salad the [TS]

◼   ► amount of ours has a hot part 2 r's [TS]

◼   ► called espetus and boy is it ever good [TS]

◼   ► at was called look at a map at buca with [TS]

◼   ► your school we got to we got we got that [TS]

◼   ► we got for good shall and we got job [TS]

◼   ► Dima Dima espetus they got they got a [TS]

◼   ► really nice salad bar of some [TS]

◼   ► unconventional salad some [TS]

◼   ► non-traditional salads and they got a [TS]

◼   ► hot bar so if you want black beans and [TS]

◼   ► white rice not a problem [TS]

◼   ► you go up there get yourself kind of [TS]

◼   ► some 50 pea it's really going to go by [TS]

◼   ► the bathroom just wash your hands come [TS]

◼   ► out get a plate but that's that's rule [TS]

◼   ► number two number to a steakhouse club's [TS]

◼   ► you don't don't fill up and help bread [TS]

◼   ► they're gonna give the cheesy bread fuck [TS]

◼   ► that number 3 i'm just layin steakhouse [TS]

◼   ► do not fill up on the fucking I'm [TS]

◼   ► talking to you daughter big glass of [TS]

◼   ► milk [TS]

◼   ► that's for meet ya don't fill up on that [TS]

◼   ► and the cheesy bread is good that's it [TS]

◼   ► is good but that's how they get you [TS]

◼   ► that's 3a it's so true it's really [TS]

◼   ► disappointing that there's a reason why [TS]

◼   ► at like a regular steakhouse where oh [TS]

◼   ► where I mean regular meaning you don't [TS]

◼   ► get unlimited red light green light me [TS]

◼   ► right right that they don't also have a [TS]

◼   ► just eat as much as you want at the [TS]

◼   ► salad bar salad bar in a exactly right [TS]

◼   ► come it's you know it is true you know [TS]

◼   ► you said that's how they get you in the [TS]

◼   ► end that is for I think for me and you [TS]

◼   ► that's how they get you is sort of a [TS]

◼   ► catchphrase of like our parents [TS]

◼   ► generation for you know it's like that's [TS]

◼   ► they would explain the way the system [TS]

◼   ► works the single greatest piece of [TS]

◼   ► conventional wisdom for everybody [TS]

◼   ► older than me of course you're going to [TS]

◼   ► 7-11 that's how they get over yourself [TS]

◼   ► you're gonna get one of those big gulps [TS]

◼   ► oh how much that it's a dollar you know [TS]

◼   ► that cost a nickel know how to get you [TS]

◼   ► nowhere is that right is that right i [TS]

◼   ► watch out in his car [TS]

◼   ► japanese car that's how they get you I [TS]

◼   ► remember somebody telling me that like [TS]

◼   ► when you went to 7-11 that you had to be [TS]

◼   ► careful how much ice you put in the cup [TS]

◼   ► but I san antonio yeah that's right you [TS]

◼   ► write that that no matter what size cup [TS]

◼   ► you got they'd fill it up with ice and [TS]

◼   ► you'd get the same amount of soda even [TS]

◼   ► if you've got the 64 ounce which is [TS]

◼   ► bullshit like a 64 ounce soda is this is [TS]

◼   ► an enormous amount of Sona but there [TS]

◼   ► were people who told me in my youth that [TS]

◼   ► that that's how they get you if you like [TS]

◼   ► the secret menu for cheapskates it's [TS]

◼   ► like that if you can get away with a you [TS]

◼   ► don't listen so you know when you go to [TS]

◼   ► this place you can ask for extra rolls [TS]

◼   ► to take home and they have to give it to [TS]