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00:00:00 ◼   ► and a heck of a day I had a very [TS]

00:00:02 ◼   ► interesting 30 hours yesterday morning [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► we woke up early and you had jury duty [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► at superior court [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► wow yeah yeah I'm on voting day I only [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► found out finally yesterday that i'm [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► registered under two addresses and [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► basically that's why I get called [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► constantly and i'm gerry crack i always [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► get called i always get picked and no [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► matter what i say they're like ahead [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► it's great we could really use you so [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► and it in this case Superior Court oh my [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► god what's going to be long story short [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► we get up early [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► three of us go to the polling station my [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► daughter drops in the ballot Hillary [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► Clinton I go to jury duty i narrowly [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► narrowly avoid a multi-month attempted [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► murder a jury duty junk John Gruber I'm [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► literally rocking in my seat and making [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► this noise who I i won't drag this out [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► but basically i pleaded hardship even [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► though they said they're probably not [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► gonna let us off for that is Stanley got [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► deferred I walk up six street when he [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► was 16 I am I I you know what it I am [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► oddly familiar with six street and film [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► you don't you don't c 63 you don't [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► forget six-string okay lock up 63 and it [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► is it's it's like godspeed you black [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► emperor song it's just a lot of people [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► with stores and amputations I saw [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► sobbing man pooping on the street [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► there's a lot of screaming and dogs and [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► it's basically it's like the end of the [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► world and that was my morning up to [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► about 11 30 so then I just went home and [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► started rocking at home I couldn't even [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► play threes [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► I'm just rockin point who because I'm [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► already i'm home i'm sorry monopolizing [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► your show but I've been them I don't [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► make a big deal about it because I think [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► it's unseemly it was a bad start it was [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► a bad start to a bad day and I hope that [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► it would those would all be good good [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► portents that but that was my morning [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► and then [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► yeah there would how you feel you have a [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► good day [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► no there's nothing I think you and I owe [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► it to the world we owe it to America [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► we're gonna we're going to do this show [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► and we're going to do a show for [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► everybody okay you don't want to be an [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► apple fan [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► are you with me so far I'm so with you [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► you give you can get notes [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► we're gonna get notes because we're [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► gonna miss some people [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► well we're trying to scoop up everybody [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► we're trying to work we're where we I [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► don't know we've got the scoop [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► we're coming in for everybody [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► are you having a holiday party there at [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► all haha holiday party [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► Merlin we're coming in where we're [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► coming in with the scoop for coming in [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► for everybody [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► yeah I don't try to pick everybody up [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► yeah okay and we're gonna miss some [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► people there's no doubt about it there's [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► no way maybe you can get every person [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► that you for annular right and I we're [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► gonna miss some people yeah this is an [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► epidemic diet in my opinion this is the [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► most special episode of this podcast [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► I've ever recorded [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► I've recorded many Star Wars that was [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► your reason that still your record [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► holder yeah oh of course its star wars [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► episodes are around 8 episode 8 hours [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► long [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► ok and you know mean we've had [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► I mean we've been Harrison Ford on we [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► value our camel on he seems a lot nicer [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► than I expected [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► Carrie Fisher I mean some very special [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► guests [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► yeah for those episodes nothing is going [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► to compare to this episode of the show [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► and out i will tell you sure no no [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► pressure well there was only 13 we're [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► trying to scoop up everybody which we're [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► gonna miss some people [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► well I will tell you this i am i'm going [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► to be honest open kimono I'm opening the [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► kimono here [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► I'm not happy with the election results [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► I think I honestly fear for the state of [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► Western democracy [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► yeah I absolutely positively had too [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► much to drink last night huh [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► and when I woke up this morning I [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► thought there's only one person i can [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► ask to be on my show today and it's [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► Merlin net below and i will say this you [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► know I reached out to you for this very [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► special emergency pacific right because [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► I'll tell you what I i am in general I [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► try I try to go once a week and once we [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► would have put me like a couple of days [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► before the election and a couple of days [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► ago I was too pre-election obsessed and [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► I thought nobody wants to hear be able [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► to create pre-election obsessed John [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► Gruber I talk about the keyboard on the [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► new macbook pro right i mean who the [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► fuck cares about the goddamn key travel [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► on the macbook pro two or three days [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► before the end of Western civilization [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► and so I thought I can't do it I [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► probably should have I should have just [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► done like a regular show just called [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► multiple again you know I mean have you [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► know could you also you as a person you [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► enjoy you enjoy winning franchise with a [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► story [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► oh I do I and one thing I've learned [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► from you and share with a lot of people [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► is that distinction you made one time I [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► think on this program talking about how [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► there's numbers people in in baseball [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► and there's story people have you know [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► with regard to fans and I still actually [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► I still think about that a lot and it [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► did have an effect on how I think about [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► sports as a thing but i'm not trying to [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► take the piss I mean you you like you [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► know you like the like the Yankees you [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► like with Cowboys right yeah you like [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► you like these teams with a storied past [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► who are going to win so it makes sense [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► for you to wait until the inevitable win [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► that to be able to talk about it in a [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► way that's I don't know for celebratory [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► I mean why be jittery on air because it [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► all seemed like it was going in the [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► right direction [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► mostly mostly I mean this is that mean I [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► don't even know where to begin [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► I know I I tell you this I we got last [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► night and I early on early on i started [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► tweeting less because you know what I [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► started thinking like you know what i [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► like to do and I think people who you [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► know certainly people who listen to the [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► show but people follow me on twitter [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► certainly know like to tweet during [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► sporting events I care about and it is a [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► similar feeling in my stomach when [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► there's like a sporting event I care [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► about and and election I care about but [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► then there's the difference and the [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► difference is that sports don't mean [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► anything that and that's kind of the fun [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► part about sports and I know that [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► there's everything everything that [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► everything that's wonderful about sports [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► is what the fan brings to it right you [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► can choose to bring all different kinds [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► of history and expectations and import [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► but like you you get to pick what you're [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► going to be very emotional about and you [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► get the kind of on some rational level [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► you get to decide why those steaks are [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► important right like if six months ago [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► you you something happened and and you [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► had a terrible head injury and you went [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► into a coma but you're a terrific [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► baseball fan and you don't wake up until [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► like the middle of next year and AH you [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► wake up and you're like who won the [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► world series and somebody tells you well [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► it was the Cubs the the the state of the [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► world outside the word see you BS Cubs [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► it is actually not any different [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► right and if they said oh my god it was [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► the Cleveland Indians or almost on me [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► not rightfully hear this but a lot of [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► people say that was probably one of the [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► definitely better world series games [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► with some people put that in like the [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► top 50 ya know there's the people who [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► would put in your top five games [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► I mean it was an amazing game but the [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► truth of the matter is that outside of [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► the baseball park it it doesn't really [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► matter and that is so I i do i woke up [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► yesterday and I thought you know what [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► this feels like when the Yankees are in [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► the World Series [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► I feel like I've got that feeling i care [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► i can't sleep I'm jittery except i know [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► that this time it cares and it in one [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► regard it makes me say this is why [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► sports are great and in the other regard [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► it makes me say this is why a lot of [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► smart people don't give two craps about [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► sports because sports are actually [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► nonsense and I I kind of feel like this [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► election brings out and focus [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► yeah there's i mean i-i don't like [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► getting involved in a lot of political I [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► don't like talking about politics and [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► public i have had my feelings about all [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► kinds of stuff in life and who knows [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► maybe it's time for me to talk more [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► about it but I I feel like generally [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► speaking the cost-benefit analysis on [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► having a strong public opinion that's [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► unambiguous and you argue about it a lot [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► and you encourage people just to you [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► know pick or continue fights with you [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► that's just that's not my personality [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► it's not how I want to live it's not who [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► I want to be but that doesn't mean they [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► don't have those strong opinions so I'm [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► my cards on the table and I'm that guy [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► I'm that guy that used to say get rid of [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► all your news tabs like stop following [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► stuff the time attention right but i [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► have started listening to probably half [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► a dozen podcast about politics this [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► election year [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► some of which come out every day or [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► twice or three times a week I've been in [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► utterly steeped in that but at [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► everything and almost every step of the [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► way even even when things are not [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► looking great for the Democratic [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► candidate there is still this part of me [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► that said this is I think I understand [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► enough about the bones of this country [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► to know how this will end up and on top [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► of that I see enough stuff from [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► different sources of data that tells me [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► it'll turn out okay is this gonna be the [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► best selection ever know but like I [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► swear to Christ like even up until [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► yesterday that confidence in American [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► the American bones is I think i mighta [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► got it wrong and so that's a cavity when [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► we were texting this morning that's kind [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► of where I am I'm not angry at I'm not [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► to finger pointing [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► I'm not even to abject terror yet i'm [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► still stuck at sitting there in my [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► living room with my family last line my [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► daughter was literally under a blanket [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► she put your plugs in and went under a [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► blanket to read wimpy kid because she [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► couldn't take it anymore [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► yeah and I love is a good books over [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► there better than you think but watching [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► watching watching that little drip drip [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► drip and then seeing a state flip to [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► read it first when we walked up a [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► picture but school I could do I said hey [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► look you know there's he's got three on [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► the board already don't worry people [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► knew he was going to get those those are [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► not giant electoral States we talked she [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► knows about this from school but anyway [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► I don't mean to prattle on but like I'm [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► here today because I'm not even to where [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► i know i'm going to end up i'm still I'm [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► just stunned by how wrong I was and how [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► poorly i saw and i think i'm going to be [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► processing that for at least a few days [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► is just the the engine of the boards [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► like shocked and surprised it sounds [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► silly now I just doesn't listen to [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► keeping a 1600 which is up so I like a [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► lot and they're just they're just like [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► we got every single bit of this wrong [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► and we feel bad that we told you not to [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► wet the bed and we you know it's that [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► now I'm just didn't and [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► babbling but i'm just i'm sitting here [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► and I'm just I'm just I'm stunned with [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► how much i got wrong I'll eventually try [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► to figure out what I got wrong but at [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► this point it's just an unconscionably [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► large amount of assumptions that I had a [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► fairly decent level of confidence and [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► that there is that I'm going to have to [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► just rethink the whole bunch of things [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► that make me very uncomfortable [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► I you know and and I is it not for like [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► it but let's make sure everybody feels [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► included sake it but for hey everybody [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► is sick of the divisive stuff is why i [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► would love and I think you agree that [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► this episode of the show should not be [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► like hey Hilary should have one Donald [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► Trump is an asshole I I don't want to [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► divide people because I mean it's [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► everybody's had enough of that and the [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► time for that not not least because [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► Democrats are the second the second most [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► surprise party today right [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► i agree i really i really believe I [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► think so too [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► right i don't think they this is i don't [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► think most people in their hearts really [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► believe this will go this i do i I agree [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► and I honestly think if we want to just [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► for a moment get a little political that [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► done deal but seriously yet Donald [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► Trump's win is not a Republican when [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► it's a trump win it what what he is and [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► what he represents and what drove his [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► victory has almost nothing to do with [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► the Republican Party I but I i would [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► like for this episode of the show to be [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► for everybody and I will just tell you [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► that I my son who is not i wouldn't [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► think is political because he's he's 12 [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► years old [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► you know i mean it's it's he's way too [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► young to be political [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► before we send him to bed last night [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► we're watching the results it they were [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► not you know they were obviously heading [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► towards where we are and he said that [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► his stomach felt bad and I i mean it it [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► killed me because what am I going to say [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► to one you know I mean it's like yeah [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► okay i mean i think i think maybe less [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► wise to get older kids kids pick up a [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► lot from the people around them [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► particularly parents doesn't mean [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► they're gonna listen to put on their [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► shoes but they can read a lot of the [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► emotional temperature and very much [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► pressure in the room and I think and [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► we've talked a lot about the selection [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► at home a lot a lot a lot and but i [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► think the difference here is it it's not [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► that my team didn't win [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► it's that maybe I just don't understand [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► baseball anymore right and right that's [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► that's a very different kind of thing to [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► process and I think that's apart from [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► the pack 5 were both crying a little bit [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► which is never fun to do in front of [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► your kid it's um I think there was [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► definitely a sense that this was [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► something very much different and it's [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► not actually SAT and watched a bunch of [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► presidential elections but it felt like [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► the stakes were higher than we had any [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► idea [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► yeah that is that does that and then God [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► would want to name you say today about [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► could you share what happened at his [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► school well I mean one thing was that we [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► got a letter from the principal of the [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► school they have the school wherever [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► they call the guy but I mean and they [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► suit you know we got like an actual [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► email that said like the rhetoric of the [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► the guy who won the presidential [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► election is still no longer accepted at [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► our school which is like when did you [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► get the creepy coil letter in October [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► yes we got that we have two people on [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► letter and I remember thinking oh my god [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► I know how busy are principal is and i [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► can't believe that she had to take any [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► amount of time from her day to [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► acknowledge that there was such a thing [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► as creepy clowns and then to feel the [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► need or the maybe the mandate maybe came [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► down from you have the unified school [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► district but she there was something she [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► had to say [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► so a couple of things i'm not going to [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► do today because I need to email [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► everybody about creepy clowns and you're [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► like wow thats you know just FYI for my [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► purposes you don't need to keep on the [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► creepy clown Pete I I trust you down the [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► strength to just take care of that but [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► that's something that the that your kids [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► principal felting you to do on that note [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► on that note you guys no fracture [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► let me take a break and tell you about [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► our first friend and we're gonna laugh [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► all laugh because you're gonna have a [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► holiday party i feel like i should have [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► one too [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► that's just that's just one you just [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► need me to show my kids school in two [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► hours just a little bit drunk back that [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► everything's gonna be fine [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► that is just sleepy today today's host a [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► talk show this Harry Carey hey hey hey [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► now seriously I mean we're laughing [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► because we're crying but I want to tell [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► you about art [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► you may take this one [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► our good friends at automatic ah love [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► automatic it's a small adapter it turns [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► your car into a smart connected car [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► they've just launched [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► I mean seriously within like the last [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► month or so the automatic pro it's a new [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► version of the device they already sold [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► that it in addition to all the cool [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► stuff it already does it includes [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► unlimited 3g online internet connection [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► exactly you think of all that sounds too [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► good to be true [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► well look your kindle your kindle you [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► know Kendall's have been doing this for [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► I don't know how they worked out the [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► deal with the 3g providers [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► but the automatic people did it it's a [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► dingus you plug it into your car [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► there's a port on every car made since [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► like 1997-1998 somewhere around there [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► there's a report and that's where when [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► when it says like you know you get like [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► a thing on your dashboard that says like [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► a one service do or whatever you don't [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► know what a 1 services [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► ah you taken into the car dealer they [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► plug a thing into the this port and then [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► it knows exactly what you need well it [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► turns out that's just an oil change or [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► whatever [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► automatic lets you plug their dingus [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► they have a dingus [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► that's what you buy you plug it in and [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► you get all that information all the all [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► the service information that your car [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► can provide to a like a mechanic or [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► service provider but instead you get it [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► you can you know if it's if it's [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► nonsense if it's just like oh you know [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► the light is you know one of the lights [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► is out or something like that you can [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► just turn it off [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► whatever you want to do otherwise though [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► it gives you so much information it [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► gives you information on your efficiency [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► on like how you're driving your car [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► it gives you information on ya like fuel [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► efficiency all that John it doesn't all [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► it is it's a nap [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► plus it's a dingus you did mention to [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► think it's a fantastic thing is here's [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► the thing those fat cats those fat cats [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► in Detroit they never or Tokyo or [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► wherever no offense and we'll be playing [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► funk they never intended you to use that [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► port for this is really thats for them [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► that's for them that's the airport don't [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► use that their democratizing that part [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► in a way that's very important in our [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► country right now you get that dingus [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► you get that app you plug it in and you [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► know what you want to think about you [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► can hear this beep that means it's [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► working [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► you can have it yell at you when you [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► break you could have to tell you hated [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► driving too fast you dork and now like [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► John for example John lost his license [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► now that's five years ago you were [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► driving i think you're driving a hundred [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► nineteen thirty 30 mile per hour zone [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► that well that was what they said I [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► wasn't that fast it was pretty fast I [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► don't think that's true but that's what [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► a flight for well there's no I was 205 [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► in 30-105 and the 32 the speedometer [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► only goes up so high if you get this [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► thing you can do stuff like a little [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► it'll automatically tag business trips [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► for your expense purposes it will do all [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► of that and it will make you a better [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► better and more mindful driver you don't [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► have to think about it just works it [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► also works with things like ifttt you [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► can hook it up to all kinds of different [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► things you have to turn your freakin [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► lights on when you pull this thing is [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► dynamite left my tweet i am i'm laughing [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► because you're the only person and you [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► know i don't know if anybody and who [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► listens to this podcast regularly has [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► noticed there's a couple of regulars who [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► come back you're the only one who ever [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► breaks in and helps with the sponsor [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► read yeah man John Smoltz that you're [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► exactly right well most will never do it [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► molds will sit there and text me while [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► I'm doing it and help give me notes on [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► how the sponsor we could be better but [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► he won't break in and say anything [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► most sickening second wants a goddamn [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► work you say i use this i love it i [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► bought this dingus with your own goddamn [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► money and we use it and i look at it and [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► it's a it is a terrific device [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► alright where do you go to find out more [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► go to automatic dot-com / the talkshow [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► automatic dot-com / the talk show [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► there you go there's the fee noms you [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► need [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► my thanks to them the great sponsor I [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► love him [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► I've got it plugged into my car I've got [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► the app and it honestly it has got me to [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► to sort of take the lead foot off the [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► gas pedal a little possum that's [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► that'sthat's oh it's so important so did [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► you ever give you any probably shouldn't [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► say no I don't have a license I I know I [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► know 16 the automatic becomes a kind of [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► ad hoc license [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► yeah its license to be safe they can [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► just run with that in my text right [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► my my hope would be ya gonna text that [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► can treat it [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► absolutely ok my hope would be that the [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► people i mean there's not that many [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► people who listen to the show my Pope [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► would be that people are not going to [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► report this to the Pennsylvania [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► Department of Transport [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► transportation no no yes we'll keep it [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► on the Qt that I continue to drive [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► without without a valid p a driver's [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► license [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► yeah uh huh you know I don't think that [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► has to be a big deal you know if you're [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► just like moving the car or let's say [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► you know what if you have to go [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► somewhere that's like important should [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► you need a license for that [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► no I don't let us consider whether it's [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► a fairly short or better still if it's a [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► very long trip we're going to be on a [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► highway and everybody's highways are [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► safer [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► oh very safe I mean you can fall asleep [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► on the highway right i mean a trace [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► I mean people who have the test thursday [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► at a button and you can just go to sleep [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah boy i got a catalog the [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► other day just just yesterday i think it [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► was i got a catalog [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► I don't even know what I just bought [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► that put me on the list but it came [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► addressed to me i got a catalog for a [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► Radio Flyer now you know radio flyer [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► right I got the same thing that the with [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► the test line with the Tesla yeah what [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► are we on how do we get this [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► I you know what me maybe it's the show I [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► don't know they send this end it all [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► yeah it's clicky boards in the sea [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► coffee fizzy water right has podcast [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► called a call that an array i got i got [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► a Radio Flyer catalog [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► we've got to move with their with a [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► little a delightful young boy [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► like riding in a Tesla like a fake Tesla [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► radio flyer uh you know o.o wagon kids [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► love Tesla's well I and I thought about [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► taking a picture of it and making a joke [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► i couldn't make a joke i couldn't figure [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► out the joke because it's like what you [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► got a joke about like zero emissions [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► it's like a self-driving yeah it's like [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► a zero-emissions it's not a oh it's not [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► actually a joke it's like that's [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► actually kinda cool [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► yeah I couldn't figure out joke we get a [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► lot of catalogs John we get a lot of [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► political things we had we have because [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► i'm checking out a hundred and [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► seventy-five ballot initiatives God on [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► the John the board of elections had to [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► provide guidance on how to fold your [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► ballot to put in the envelope so that [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► you didn't end up spending like eleven [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► dollars on postage they had guidance on [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► I think they have a QuickTime movies [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► what crazy days we had to we had to we [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► don't call ballot initiatives here in [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► Pennsylvania we call them what I forget [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► what we call them but it's not like [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► California but we had two things to vote [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► on that were sort of the the sort of [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► thing that I don't think you should be [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► deciding by direct democracy i think [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► that this is exactly why we have right a [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► legislature so one of them was should we [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► raise in Pennsylvania like many states a [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► surprising number of states if if you [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► just google it if you're a state judge [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► if you're you know you when you when you [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► reach the age of 70 it's a mandatory [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► retirement maracas and and that's that's [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► probably it's probably pretty old law [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► well I'll time Wendy and seventy was [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► kind of a big deal [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► I seems like a non on the ballot was a [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► an initiative I don't know what you call [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► it but whatever they call it here in PA [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► to raise the AIDS 275 and and we got and [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► I said that's so weirdly just slightly [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► less carpetright like it's not to get [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► rid of it i think you have any 600k [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► that'll fix it done [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► it's exactly what i thought what I saw [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► it was like you know you want to get rid [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► of this age thing [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► yes or no I can kind of see that but [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► like 70 to 75 it's like what [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► where do these numbers come from but we [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► got we got a thing because we're [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► registered we happen to be registered [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► Democrat I don't think people are [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► surprised to hear me say that huh [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► interesting but we got something from [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► our local Democratic word with a a [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► suggested ballot like here's how we [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► think you should vote you know here's [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► everything that up you know here's who [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► you should vote for and you know i mean [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► this is like President you know you [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► should vote for Hillary Clinton you know [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► senator Katie McGinty that's you know [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► our senator who's running against this [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► dipshit that bad to me I and and so on [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► as it goes down the ballot but then it [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► gets down to these ballot initiatives we [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► only had two and and on the one that [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► said you know she raised the mandatory [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► retirement age for judges from 70 to 75 [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► it said vote no in other words don't [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► raise the retirement age it's that vote [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► no [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► oh that confusing language ah it's [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► already hard enough to get rid of bad [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► judges that's good said what I swear to [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► God murder mami get up it doesn't [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► someone have to approve these things [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► that you just get to like paste it up [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► and it just goes in whatever you have to [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► say well the next best thing was that [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► the the next question was should the [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► city philadelphia rays 485 million [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► dollars in debt to finance [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► infrastructure [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► government and the answer on on what [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► how should you vote it was it was blank [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► units it was born forgot to fill it in [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► I forgot to forget about it [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► highways if a dicks oh gosh we had a lot [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► should people be allowed to sleep in [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► tents on the sidewalk [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► uh-uh i would vote no I Woodrow no i [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► don't hear it's very controversial Dave [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► don't have anywhere else to sleep well [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► done to division street and it's okay [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► that's like one long KOAT under highway [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► you gotta you got the old the grocery [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► tax postponed but i think they should do [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► here's what I think they should do you [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► know and we're trying to adjust to be [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► clear we're trying to scoop everybody in [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► here we're going to meet a few people [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► but I think it's really important that [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► we try to really find some answers so [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► yeah i'm i'm giving you an honest answer [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► I really honestly think I think they [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► should drive buses special buses around [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► city and you find anybody sleeping on [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► the sidewalk in the tent is the scoop [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► them up in the bus and and where they go [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► where they go after that but unless they [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► love to get off [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► I think you got off wherever they want [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► to do what we see in the next 40 years [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► because whenever they wake up they can [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► get off if they want and it's gonna be [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► tremendous they can get off wherever [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► they want [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► ok but at ok ok so the bus comes along [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► these ideas group of the 10 people do [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► and I this is and and i'll tell you what [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► this is an opinion that i would not have [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► had if I haven't sped a lot of time in [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► downtown San Francisco over the last 10 [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► yeah but i'll just tell you that there [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► are people sleeping on the sidewalks in [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► San Francisco [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► whoo-hoo make the city and unpleasant [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► place to be there are people living on [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► this it's important these are not people [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► who take a nap as people who don't have [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► anywhere else to go [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► yeah and I am I you know where mom we're [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► trying to have fun [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► I'm not trying to make light of ya of of [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► a desperate situation but but but people [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► already right on the public transit you [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► know you ready [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► public transit you gotta you gotta have [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► a fairly comfortable place to be [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► yeah but I you know most of you know [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► what I'm suggesting that would be a bus [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► that has a toilet [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► oh nice okay obviously you got you [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► basically you've got they've got like a [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► stadium restroom on wheel every time we [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► have shower facilities at all would [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► maybe like a small library could you [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► could you get the boy i would like all [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► of those things i would vote for a [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► little plus you get a nice google bus i [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► would vote for all of those things i [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► would vote for the shower facility i [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► would vote for the small library and I [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► would honestly i would vote for the tax [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► increase that would pay for it honestly [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► yeah I I do feel like that would make [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► for a better City well if you'd never [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► find a house you should come out here [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► too soon too soon [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► there's an awful lot of people and again [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► i'm not trying to rub it in anybody's [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► face i'm not trying to say who you know [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► I voted for hillary clinton i think a [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► lot of people listen to this probably [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► voted for hillary clinton's I'm not [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► trying to say she should've won [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► you know my trying to rub in anybody's [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► face if you voted for the other guy but [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► there's an awful lot of people who voted [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► for Donald Trump who I would really like [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► for them to spend a day at like third [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► and market in San Francisco [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► yeah just stand on the corner for 12 [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► hours now I yeah yeah that mean that [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► kind I don't know that that gets at that [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► gets that a lot of the problems you look [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► at that i'm going to go into this but [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► did you look at that Washington Post [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► demographic break but yes i did way [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► oh this is gonna be interesting few [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► years because basically this isn't [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► pretty cool [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► nothing to find the link now I sent us [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► here I got I got it now I'll put it that [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► day [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► yeah they essentially and I think these [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► are exit polls so I you know take it [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► with a grain of salt but basically they [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► go in and do a full demographic [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► breakdown you know starting starting [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► with the basic numbers [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► then going through gender race education [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► party age and I think it's a pretty good [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► infographic that really tells a hell of [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► a story that I think many of us need to [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► really digest i love the fact that so [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► basically that they've got am like a lot [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► of a line of like so you say like for [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► example of a sex is a gender some woke [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► um so how many what what what percentage [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► voted blue right and then that's and I [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► think that's reflected so basically area [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► the circle is based on the size of the [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► demographic group and percentage of [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► votes obtained you actually kind of [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► three different very interesting data [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► points you get the who did what you get [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► the how that went [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► and then you get the like what [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► percentage of the total amount do they [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► represent and therein is quite a story [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► I it it's it it's a fascinating thing to [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► scroll through because I it there's days [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► it it works on a couple of dimensions [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► where the circles are the size of the [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► group so I don't like the total like [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► number like the per capita like how many [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► people are involved right right [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► it's like you see how far apart the two [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► groups are but the size of the circles [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► let you know [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► well you know I mean like aa sex men [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► versus women [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► yeah well the groups are obviously [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► humongous because you know it's almost [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► everybody is either a man or woman and [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► the race one where it's we know how did [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► white people vote how to black people [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► vote it shows you how many of the people [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► who actually voted are white or black or [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► Hispanic etc etc [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► and so you hear these numbers like you [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► hear that you know here's the numbers [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► for the this is from the page you're [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► saying and we'll put in the show notes [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► but the black vote went eighty percent [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► to the Democrats eight percent to Donald [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► Trump 2% to Gary dingus or whatever his [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► name is [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► yeah but the size of that circle right [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► let you know [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► ain't that big right Yusei like 8088 [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► well holy hell that's a blowout and then [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► you see the size vehicle hire a pi is [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► always around running exactly its as [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► it's a really interesting infographic in [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► my opinion it [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► it explains the election in a way that [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► feels true to me and it not obviously [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► not in a way that is like true like oh [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► this is the truth i want to hear because [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► the election did not turn out the way [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► that I wanted but sometimes when i get [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► real worked up and take pictures of my [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► TV and so I just sent you an image from [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► last night at the great state of [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► Pennsylvania in which you live and at [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► the point this was taken on if you got [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► that in your messages i gotta time this [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► was a look at that break down so they're [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► breaking down voting for the two parties [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► have our presidential candidates by city [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► suburbs and rural nap City 7324 Clinton [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► suburbs 40-percent dead-even rural [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► seventy-two percent from that that's I [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► remember I remember all the way back to [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► nineteen ninety-two and it was I mean [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► how old was I then she's Christ I was [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► only [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► Jesus Christ is that the first I think [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► that was the first election i could vote [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► in yeah [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► wow I I was like you know freshman in [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► college but I remember hearing james [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► carville on TV and at the time James [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► Carville was like the the horse [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► whisperer and Bill Clinton's ear you [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► know like yeah you know he's the guy [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► telling them what to do and james [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► carville described Pennsylvania as [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► Philadelphia on one side pittsburgh on [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► the other and alabama in the middle and [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► as a lifelong pennsylvanian I was like [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► oh yeah that's exactly what it is and as [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► a college kid who had just moved from [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► that sort of Alabama middle to one of [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► the city's all right the one of the [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► sides of the state [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► I was like yeah that's exactly right [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► that is totally right [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► scott simpson always used to say the [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► same thing he comes from a very rural [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► community he felt absolutely no [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► allegiance to either of those two cities [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► yes I got familiar I believe Scott is [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► from lancaster or in near lancaster hi [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► I didn't remember yeah I remember seeing [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► his in a Christian rock band company of [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► praise team is co really not like a stir [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► it's close enough and it is everybody i [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► know from Pennsylvania and it's actually [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► one of those things where it's like it [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► doesn't matter if you're a Democrat [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► Republican you you hear that you're like [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► oh yeah that sounds right right it does [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► it even if you're like pro Trump if [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► you're the guy you know somebody from [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► Pennsylvania who voted for Trump yeah [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► that sounds right it's you know dirty [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► liberals on Pittsburgh in' and [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► Philadelphia and good people in the [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► middle right and it's absolutely [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► striking it's at you know the picture [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► you just sent me is amazing the there [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► was that time last night where it was [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► trying to do the translation on time but [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► it was past my daughter's bed time that [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► was at the point of like Hello [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► oh you know what I should not have been [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► looking at is that stupid New York Times [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► little speedometer that all that was the [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► death of me that it really it was for me [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► to ever as soon as clear as Clinton it [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► was clearly i'll say some names i guess [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► because Clinton 82 for a really long [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► time they're like boo [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► it's a little bit and you get to 5050 [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► what and by the time is getting up at [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► one point then it's a greater than 95 [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► for the Republican candidate right and [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► at that was around the time when so i [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► was going back and forth between CNN and [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► CBS cbss John Dickerson who is flatly [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► the best he he was so good i'm not sure [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► I wish I you know what in hindsight onto [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► got it wouldn't change the result which [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► you know obviously the only thing that [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► really matters but in hindsight I wish [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► that I had CBS on I i watched MSNBC ok [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► at you know what it was that was the [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► worst decision I could've made on cuz [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► they were those are happy talk about it [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► would be okay or no it was it was more [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► like a I don't know it was something [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► about the the attitude they were taking [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► to the results that that really got me [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► where what I really want was just a [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► total pro who didn't have you know i'll [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► bet i didn't watch CBS but you know I'll [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► bet John Dickerson was exactly where it [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► was it was it was a pretty good crew bit [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► but when i flip back and forth and [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► sometimes CBS we go to local coverage [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► and i was like please don't tell me [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► about legal marijuana I need to see [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► what's happening with us national race [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► however CNN and it seems like fuck right [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► away by the way you guys had any [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► marijuana now congratulations you can [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► have your twenties right I'm the people [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► in New Jersey others like it [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► we're having the the most important in [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► my opinion the most important [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► presidential election in our lifetimes [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► and and then after the time was spent on [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► do the people in New Jersey get medical [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► marijuana [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► well ok so one nice thing is i think [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► they're finally getting their hands [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► around how to deal with those giant [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► touchscreens that's still kind of funny [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► to watch them struggle with oh my god on [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► MSNBC it was a whole horrible because [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► they keep hitting the wrong thing I [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► don't know in the guy kept complaining [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► about it on air [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► he was like goddamn this machine i don't [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► think they get time to practice like [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► nearly as much as like if you could see [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► your local preferred happily with with [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► with doing the weather report like that [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► that is a person who has been dealing [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► with a green screen and understands how [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► to rescue their arms in this case the [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► flying all over the place but what's the [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► point in the evening when they got to [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► where it was like okay well this is how [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► it's looking and this is right before it [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► went to Florida like pretty conclusively [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► yeah but he's going in it was it was all [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► a lie I i was felt like it was all we [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► could do is not say other still a chance [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► but he kept exhume and weighing on [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► broward and say well you know this could [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► still be proud and zooming in further [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► than saying when you compare that to [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► 2012 and then you go back to keep going [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► to this these two counties in Michigan [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► saying that Detroit the story could [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► still be Detroit there could be like a [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► hundred fifty thousand people in Detroit [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► the show up in a minute and I'll yeah [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► that could be it [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► Detroit trying to hold that that was [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► that was a little bit of the MSNBC [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► experience too [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► yeah it was it was it was almost yeah [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► that's that's sort of a mirror because I [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► mean like you across the board and we [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► were I'm sure eventually gonna get to [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► our friend from South by Southwest but [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► um but there was a little bit of this [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► sort of you know what we're watching it [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► and where we were we came into it [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► optimistic we really did you know I mean [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► and and you know I don't think we're [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► unrealistic I didn't know everybody you [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► know sort of expected Hillary Clinton [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► win we went into it without at least [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► expected something within a normal range [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► but I was like you went into your [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► kitchen right to make cupcakes and kept [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► producing monitor lizard don't [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► understand what's happening right what [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► did and there I think they're struggling [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► with because they're going they can't [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► just say what the fuck is going on here [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► what the flock you can't you can't say [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► that on the TV Merlin [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► they gotta go like well Detroit could be [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► there could be i have a lot of you know [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► under performing with you know [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► get-out-the-vote a news alert that with [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► that is so true where I i honestly think [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► that that again I'm laughing because I i [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► am a white male with a job so you know [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► that I I i can afford to laugh but a you [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► know I'm crying on the inside because i [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► really do think that i'm not making [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► light of this election I i know i don't [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► think that's right i don't i don't think [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► that's coming across right i hope so i [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► just want to amp mm for size it as many [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► times as i can but i really do think [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► watching it live last night there was [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► there was this sort of like like we [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► can't say what the fuck [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► so therefore because we can't say what [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► the fuck were going to say stuff that [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► doesn't make any sense where they're [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► gonna get we have to we have to utilize [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► the other words that are in the parlance [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► for our business that don't get even [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► wear how what the fuck me this is right [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► and so they were saying things like hey [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► Hillary Clinton is down by 300,000 votes [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► in Florida but she might make up eighty [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► thousand votes in broward county so and [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► you're like wait you just said she's [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► down by three hundred thousand and she [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► maybe if everything goes right in [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► broward county might make up 80,000 I [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► you realize that's not even close to [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► making up the difference now this man I [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► don't think internet is what you know [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► was concentrating all the way in and I [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► don't even bother to go to Wisconsin is [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► that so in the bag it's not even gonna [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► be a problem right and i would turn to a [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► man I would say I am I miss hearing this [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► doesn't make any sense [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► and by the time I turned to her I i [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► would look and then all of a sudden [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► they're talking about Wisconsin wait [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► wait [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► put that man that guy with the glasses [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► back on and have him explain to me how [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► making up eighty thousand votes and in [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► this you know how doesn't them and [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► and.and they were on MSNBC they were [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► going through these contortions about [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► you know what they can call and when [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► they can call it whatever and I was like [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► saying to Amy I was like wait a minute [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► if you're saying she is down by three [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► hundred thousand and the most she can [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► make up as a bee [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► what in the world is the difference [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► where you can say we can call this and I [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► might just call it just fucking call the [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► goddamn thing you know I mean and and [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► here we are 24 hours later we've got [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► these results we see the results you [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► know and she didn't win for why couldn't [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► they call it when she was definitively [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► like best-case scenario down by two [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► hundred twenty thousand votes [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► i I don't understand is that this is a [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► phenomena in like when you're a little [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► kid I have to tell you I just remember [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► my talked about this before talking [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► about TV but I always hated election [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► nights as a kid it was so boring all the [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► shows get preempted and their parents [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► would sit there and watch this [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► incredibly boring thing you hear about [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► like Who your new alderman is yay like [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► where's happy days i can bring it and so [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► you know I knew this excruciating for my [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► daughter but I was like you know I think [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► we've kind of told this is a pretty big [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► deal and we're I won't get too personal [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► but like we had a lot of personal stake [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► all three of us had a lot of personal [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► stake in this [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► yes even my nine-year-old daughter maybe [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► especially my nine-year-old daughter a [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► lot of stake in this and so that made it [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► really difficult but um there's you you [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► learn as you get a little bit older like [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► when you first see the map when you're a [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► little kid you go what what like Oh [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► Texas well [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► Texas is a big State and it's a big deal [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► because there are a lot of electoral [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► votes but you know all those little [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► States you see running down the side [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► because it too small to identify some of [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► those are end up being really important [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► in other words the amount the amount of [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► red or blue on the map you learn to like [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► look at the numbers rather than the [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► pretty colors because that that's the [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► story right you know I'm saying like a [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► smart person understands that you can [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► for example has recently 2016 you can [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► win but the most votes and still not win [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► the election because that's not how the [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► electoral college works and i can [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► understand that my wife and I understand [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► that so you know you start seeing more [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► and more thereof the [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► red pop up and then they go to somewhere [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► like Michigan and all the sudden I felt [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► like I was seven years old again I was [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► like there's so much red on there and [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► they keep zooming in on these three [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► little blue areas but like it was very [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► profound to me you didn't have to undo [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► that idea because the colors are not [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► lining up the shapes without fucking up [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► and the numbers where we're not lining [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► up [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► yeah I and that was that was every night [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► that's why I want to locate this a [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► little bit in last night because over [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► the period of about 90 minutes the world [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► started to feel a little bit different [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► and at least a little bit different and [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► then it started to feel different [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► faster and faster and my breath was [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► taken away at several points that i do [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► I mean we're three hours time shifted [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► from you it but we were watching the [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► same thing at the same time and that is [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► exactly how I felt [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► exactly exactly I couldn't put it any [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► better especially and again like you [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► were saying with these was a [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► county-by-county results in Michigan [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► I you know I was just like what the you [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► know how can this be [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► how how can we how can we put how can [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► Hillary Clinton possibly win looking at [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► this right all right man but also some [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► 2015 part of your brain is spinning [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► because the 2015 part of your brain goes [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► well even if there's three people in [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► that County how did three people in that [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► County choose to vote for the Republican [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► candidate right in my 2059 which I still [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► had just celebrated part of my brain is [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► and that's again now now i have a [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► different mind today but that that was [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► part of the cognitive dissonance for me [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► was even like looking straight numbers [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► and having having my ipad pro sideways [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► with multiple tabs open plus the side [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► screen and like an idiot like a monster [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► i'm looking at all this data and then [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► drilling down and New York Times [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► actually pretty good coverage on this [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► where you could go in and like drill [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► down into specific areas and see for [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► yourself what was going on and you could [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► just look at the numbers and the other [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► thing we told her kid I think this is a [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► good thing is like understand this is a [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► multivariate thing like there's a [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► certain number of electoral votes next [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► aight the state is comprised of counties [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► each of those counties are reporting in [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► different ways at different times and [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► shame on CNN for the amount of like 1% [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► reporting the special news only that [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► they had it was so gross but you can go [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► in and this this is a thing that [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► happened though and I guess this happens [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► everybody when their side is not winning [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► is that you start seeing that number go [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► up and you see sixty percent reported [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► you see 70-percent reporting you start [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► wondering how many more votes really [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► could be there in a box somewhere in [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► portland that will pull this out and [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► then like you're describing you're [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► describing I think you're very very [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► aptly describing that feeling of oh my [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► god just say it because I see it I see [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► it but I see I don't believe it I see it [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► why are you just saying it because oh my [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► god another one just turned red why is [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► someone not saying what's really [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► happening here and i really in my heart [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► believe that at least some I know [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► they're trying to be journalistically [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► canny and trying to be fair and trying [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► to do not freak out but I I honestly i [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► would bet you I bet you were going to [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► hear a lot about a lot of things and I [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► bet one of things were going to hear is [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► how many people just can't believe what [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► happened on numerous levels the the [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► unsewn the the failures or shortcomings [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► of everything from our own perception to [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► how we learn about what people think to [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► tell we choose to believe anybody else [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► could see the world I mean I feel like I [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► don't know I feel like I've just come [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► out of a culture something I'm just like [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► I I don't know what I even think anymore [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► i mean i know what I think I know how i [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► feel i'm here to talk to you about how I [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► feel but like I'm i don't i don't know [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► what to trust about my bringing it was [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► it was very frustrating i thought last [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► night because I really wanted what I [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► want is somebody who is like somebody [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► who knows his much shit about the [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► goddamn new macbook pros as i do i want [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► them somebody who knows that much about [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► the elections to tell me what the hell [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► is going on and I felt like I wasn't [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► getting it and I mean I felt like I was [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► getting people who were as loosely as [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► informed as i was going like I don't [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► know this seems kind of crazy this is [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► unexpected [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► it's like that and i'm looking at the [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► numbers on screen [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► i'm thinking like why won't somebody [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► just tell me Florida is already lost [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► like it it was at the point it was it [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► was at least two hours after the point [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► where me as a non-expert was looking at [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► Florida's numbers and thinking this is [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► gone before they said okay [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► Florida is is in the Trump column and [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► I'm like what [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► why did that take two hours that that [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► crazy and so the two you can actually [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► see this in my safari the the two things [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► that it says do you want to visit this [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► site on your iPad the two of those have [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► been 538 in the upshot shot is that a [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► really a really good job of graphically [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► displaying whatever information they had [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► and you know don't don't yell at them [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► they're just reporting the polls but one [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► of my favorite things to look at because [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► I it's very interesting is the how other [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► forecast compare area which I can use [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► I'm sure you've seen so this is not been [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► updated since yesterday but as of [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► yesterday New York Times 85% Democrat [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► 538 the the very conservative 538 you [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► know really contact they were very [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► conservative party together they got a [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► lot of heat and the one percent now [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► after having a post 98% Democratic [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► pwnisher that is eighty-nine percent p [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► ec greater than ninety-nine percent down [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► all as the Princeton print ok election [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► something okay [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► oh BTW is predict wise so that I 38 was [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► the most pessimistic 771 percent the [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► Princeton election committee or whatever [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► the hell they're called on San i love [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► the guy and I I'm not doubting the [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► statistical math behind the projection [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► but that was how I slept the last few [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► acts like I also these wordpress [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► everything else you can tell me about [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► today India anything you like we talked [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► about these buttons on the keyboards [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► sure charged Linda at this this happy [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► pointed to my wedge in another librarian [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► service to help with the sponsor I over [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► later i'm going to tell you this is a [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► new sponsor first time together [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► so this is a great and i love it because [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► I love [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► I you know I don't know if you know this [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► or not i spent about a hundred eighty [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► days a year at disney world i love [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► disney and I for the first time ever [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► disney sponsoring the show oh that's so [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► nice thats that's so nice that must take [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► a long time to work out [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► have you heard this though I I this [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► might be new to you that you might not [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► have even heard about this Merlin it's [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► called circle circle with Disney you're [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► not kidding me i'm not kidding you I am [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► not kidding you this is an actual [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► sponsor it really is gosh it's a device [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► called circle and it's a little dingus [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► that's Lord God it is a little think it [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► looks like a looks like a looks like the [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► power adapter that comes with your [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► iphone exactly you plug this into your [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► it pairs with any Wi-Fi router oh my god [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► that you might want and what you can do [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► is set up a thing so that if you have [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► kids your kids you you can manage their [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► internet access i got this is so boss at [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► its $99 one-time costs but if you use [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► the code the talk show [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► don't forget the the the show you'll [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► save time box it's only $89 and you can [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► get this one-time cost you can get [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► circle go which is like a service you [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► can get it for ten dollars a month 995 I [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► for up to 10 devices but it's only for [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► iOS it's super easy to set up [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► it is there's nothing worse than setting [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► up a complicated networking device and I [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► i mean i've done it was on this table [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► stakes nowadays you've got if you want [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► to if you want to penetrate the market [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► as you like to say you're gonna have to [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► come out with a device that has as [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► little italy you know save the fiddly [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► stuff for coffee let's circle exact [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► content for you know I'm saying exactly [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► if you're going to spend a lot of time [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► with something it might as well be [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► making your coffee circle with Disney [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► let's parents filter content customized [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► what's available [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► customize the time [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► I'm that kids can be on the internet I [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► it it's amazing kids staying up late on [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► their tablet circle with Disney lets you [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► set a bedtime for each kid on this [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► device [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► what about 4g because you think like a [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► you know Wayne out shut off the Wi-Fi my [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► kid just hop on ba LG everybody you know [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► they know they did your kids already [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► have a probably if especially if their [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► teenage years they already have a [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► smartphone and they already have that so [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► that's why they make circle go circle go [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► disney circle go takes all the settings [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► on your kids devices and lets you [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► configure them with your circle with [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► Disney what the I swear to god I'm going [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► to have that word is an MDM encounter I [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► had its busy villages John it's disney [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► magic disney magic this young magik so [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► here you go go to if you've got kids and [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► you want to manage their access to the [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► internet on your wife I'd remember the [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► code the talk show I go to meet circle [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► dot com m eet not meet like you know [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► like we're going to eat steak or [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► whatever it's like you're meeting [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► somebody like you're reading somebody [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► meet circle dot com and you get free [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► shipping and ten dollars off with that [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► code the talk the talk show [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► it's a great device super easy they sent [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► me 1i i did i send it up it is super [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► easy to set up i mean my kid actually [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► like is I you know just between you [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► yeah maybe sort of a you know not the [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► sharpest tack in room because he he like [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► I don't think he actually like tries to [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► go to anything that we wouldn't approve [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► up [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► mm but i disappoint you a little bit a [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► little bit because I don't want to be a [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► little bit more [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► little bit more [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► ambitious yeah a little bit i would i [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► would think that he would but so you [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► know like we're not really you know it's [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► like that we set it up and it was like [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► super easy to setup they sent me the [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► thing i set it up and it's like do we [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► really need this [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► I don't know because it seems to me like [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► our kid just like comes to us and is [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► like hey a nice you know is it okay if I [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► search google for blah blah blah and now [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► but you know what belt and suspenders [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► have a kid and get yourself a circle [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► exactly that's what I thought exactly [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► deal couldn't be easier to setup it's a [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► beautiful little device so go to meet [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► circle meet circle calm and remember the [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► code the talk show you will save ten [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► bucks and get free shipping [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► there you go just what it's worth [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► for now it appears that meat circle calm [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► with an a is available you know what I'm [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► just gonna go there as a man from san [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► francisco i'm here to tell you if there [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► was a website called meet circle within [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► a about circles of meat got word t [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► pretty good feeling that with 2 e's but [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► not let you see it I could have sworn [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► that was the name of the restaurant [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► where we went the last time I was out [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► there meet circle with you know what [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► that would mean that does actually we're [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► making joke but the action is not a bad [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► name for a lot better think about think [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► about those touristy sushi place you go [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► arrives on a boat and they just count [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► your plates like what if there was a [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► rotating a rotating let's call a [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► carousel a car near carousel that you've [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► got you've gotta meet a meets spinning [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► meet lazy susan [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► yeah right and you can just try all [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► different things it would be kinda like [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► going to like a brazilian steakhouse [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► I have a technology yeah i think it [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► would love that meat circle i gobbled up [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► all right and at the brazilian [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► steakhouse but the the ones i've been to [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► we've got two here in philly we've got a [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► focus shower and we've got a few of the [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► other one is called [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► the other ones better running [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► endorsement from Jack very endorsement [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► but yeah we've got one here the it's [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► costly but it's a lot of fun if you go [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► at lunch you don't get as many varieties [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► and all know the lunch you get screwed [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► right that might make a chicken hearts [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► aching heart so much they desperately [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► want you to come in at all at lunch and [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► would you like more chicken heart yeah [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► and if you call about sunday po yes i [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► know that spanish but still they were [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► good we're good [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► how about some more that tri-tip yeah [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► you maybe you try the chicken heart it's [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► on the sort i did you find it quite soon [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► the tiny little sausages [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► I love the little songs i like the salty [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► my favorite i think is the straight up [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► like salty sirloin alright I at the the [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► other one here in Philadelphia is called [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► Chima kima that's the good one focus [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► shout is a little I don't know little [TS]

01:03:13 ◼   ► gonna be able to tell you you save like [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► five bucks on the it you know there's [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► always like an all-you-can-eat type deal [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► you don't want you only buy meat on [TS]

01:03:20 ◼   ► price right [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► oh yeah team is a good run but it for [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► anybody who hasn't been to one of these [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► places the both of them at least here [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► and I've been to focus shout at you know [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► it it's gonna be funny because it might [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► come up again later in the show in [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► austin texas I've been to sell it if you [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► meet a lot of interesting people that [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► you meet a lot lot better if you came in [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► but it's the same feel though where you [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► gal you go into this place and and [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► there's this is you know the cowboys [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► walking around who grill the steak [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► yeah and you have like a little they [TS]

01:04:00 ◼   ► give everybody a little a little thing [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► like red light green light [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► nobody got though right yeah more steak [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► let's take red and green right so great [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► in green snake if you put it up [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► greenside up the guy cums if the guys [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► coming around with the whatever cut a [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► steak he's made he'll say hate you want [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► some and [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► you say you are usually ask you but if [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► you have it on green they are not [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► legally obligated to ask right they [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► might just give it to you right that is [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► that that's a lot that's a lot of 30 [TS]

01:04:28 ◼   ► it's called from the Magna Carta they [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► can come right up and for whatever meat [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► suits them on your plate and you have to [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► eat it and and they don't have they [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► don't that you don't say thank you [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► they're just going to literally keep [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► bringing me until you can get your [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► swollen greasy fingers to change avocado [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► that's the truth that is the law of the [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► brazilian steakhouses but if you put [TS]

01:04:49 ◼   ► right otherwise don't fill up on salad [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► that's the second law second law of the [TS]

01:04:52 ◼   ► brazilian steakhouse because to a that's [TS]

01:04:55 ◼   ► how they get you this [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► that's how they get you they want you to [TS]

01:04:57 ◼   ► fill up on potato salad and shit [TS]

01:04:59 ◼   ► don't do that because we're gonna bring [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► you a bunch of chicken hearts they [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► always have [TS]

01:05:03 ◼   ► it's always a it everyone and it doesn't [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► matter what the name of this the the [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► steak houses if it's a Brazilian [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► steakhouse [TS]

01:05:12 ◼   ► it's always a salad bar where you can go [TS]

01:05:15 ◼   ► up and go hog wild on the salad the [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► amount of ours has a hot part 2 r's [TS]

01:05:20 ◼   ► called espetus and boy is it ever good [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► at was called look at a map at buca with [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► your school we got to we got we got that [TS]

01:05:28 ◼   ► we got for good shall and we got job [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► Dima Dima espetus they got they got a [TS]

01:05:34 ◼   ► really nice salad bar of some [TS]

01:05:36 ◼   ► unconventional salad some [TS]

01:05:38 ◼   ► non-traditional salads and they got a [TS]

01:05:39 ◼   ► hot bar so if you want black beans and [TS]

01:05:41 ◼   ► white rice not a problem [TS]

01:05:42 ◼   ► you go up there get yourself kind of [TS]

01:05:43 ◼   ► some 50 pea it's really going to go by [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► the bathroom just wash your hands come [TS]

01:05:48 ◼   ► out get a plate but that's that's rule [TS]

01:05:50 ◼   ► number two number to a steakhouse club's [TS]

01:05:52 ◼   ► you don't don't fill up and help bread [TS]

01:05:54 ◼   ► they're gonna give the cheesy bread fuck [TS]

01:05:56 ◼   ► that number 3 i'm just layin steakhouse [TS]

01:05:58 ◼   ► do not fill up on the fucking I'm [TS]

01:06:00 ◼   ► talking to you daughter big glass of [TS]

01:06:02 ◼   ► milk [TS]

01:06:03 ◼   ► that's for meet ya don't fill up on that [TS]

01:06:06 ◼   ► and the cheesy bread is good that's it [TS]

01:06:09 ◼   ► is good but that's how they get you [TS]

01:06:11 ◼   ► that's 3a it's so true it's really [TS]

01:06:15 ◼   ► disappointing that there's a reason why [TS]

01:06:17 ◼   ► at like a regular steakhouse where oh [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► where I mean regular meaning you don't [TS]

01:06:23 ◼   ► get unlimited red light green light me [TS]

01:06:27 ◼   ► right right that they don't also have a [TS]

01:06:30 ◼   ► just eat as much as you want at the [TS]

01:06:33 ◼   ► salad bar salad bar in a exactly right [TS]

01:06:38 ◼   ► come it's you know it is true you know [TS]

01:06:42 ◼   ► you said that's how they get you in the [TS]

01:06:44 ◼   ► end that is for I think for me and you [TS]

01:06:47 ◼   ► that's how they get you is sort of a [TS]

01:06:50 ◼   ► catchphrase of like our parents [TS]

01:06:52 ◼   ► generation for you know it's like that's [TS]

01:06:54 ◼   ► they would explain the way the system [TS]

01:06:56 ◼   ► works the single greatest piece of [TS]

01:06:58 ◼   ► conventional wisdom for everybody [TS]

01:07:01 ◼   ► older than me of course you're going to [TS]

01:07:03 ◼   ► 7-11 that's how they get over yourself [TS]

01:07:06 ◼   ► you're gonna get one of those big gulps [TS]

01:07:07 ◼   ► oh how much that it's a dollar you know [TS]

01:07:09 ◼   ► that cost a nickel know how to get you [TS]

01:07:11 ◼   ► nowhere is that right is that right i [TS]

01:07:12 ◼   ► watch out in his car [TS]

01:07:13 ◼   ► japanese car that's how they get you I [TS]

01:07:15 ◼   ► remember somebody telling me that like [TS]

01:07:16 ◼   ► when you went to 7-11 that you had to be [TS]

01:07:19 ◼   ► careful how much ice you put in the cup [TS]

01:07:21 ◼   ► but I san antonio yeah that's right you [TS]

01:07:23 ◼   ► write that that no matter what size cup [TS]

01:07:26 ◼   ► you got they'd fill it up with ice and [TS]

01:07:28 ◼   ► you'd get the same amount of soda even [TS]

01:07:31 ◼   ► if you've got the 64 ounce which is [TS]

01:07:33 ◼   ► bullshit like a 64 ounce soda is this is [TS]

01:07:37 ◼   ► an enormous amount of Sona but there [TS]

01:07:39 ◼   ► were people who told me in my youth that [TS]

01:07:42 ◼   ► that that's how they get you if you like [TS]

01:07:44 ◼   ► the secret menu for cheapskates it's [TS]

01:07:46 ◼   ► like that if you can get away with a you [TS]

01:07:48 ◼   ► don't listen so you know when you go to [TS]

01:07:49 ◼   ► this place you can ask for extra rolls [TS]

01:07:51 ◼   ► to take home and they have to give it to [TS]