The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► general we've checked everything out I'm [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► absolutely confident that nothing can go [TS]

00:00:03 ◼   ► wrong it's not brain science its rocket [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► surgery [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► this is Frankenstein Meets The space [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► monster [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► the incomparable number 379 October 2015 [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► certified 100-percent Frankenstein free [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► weight [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► hello everybody this is a Jason [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► stoneware back with incomparable rocket [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► surgery where we watch a bad movie from [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► a decade we've we've progressed to the [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► sixties now and although when you think [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► about every movies from a decade but [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► we've been picking different decades [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► that's how this works and joining me to [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► watch this movie were David lower hello [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► hello there and Fleischmann hi [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► what oh yes hello auntie Ashley hi there [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► hello and Steve Lyons hi jason i was [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► going to skip the recording session [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► tonight but then i was informed that [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► this podcast was code 24 code 2424 so [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► naturally i had to be here [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► I i agree with you it's simple just skip [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► out on a coat 24 five years if you don't [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► if you know what's good for you [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► co 24 is the rule on the internet that [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► there's some kind of podcast for every [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► subject code 24 i think is code for [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► bring at least five minutes of a [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► military no stock footage you know [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► income 24 is co 24 is is a theory that [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► suggests that on the Internet [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► everything has met the space monster and [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► that's good thank you for taking my bad [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► idea turning and also his boy Elroy the [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► film the film that we watched and I [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► don't know why other than that was a [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► great title is 1965 Frankenstein Meets [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► The space monster and I will point out [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► if your Wikipedia page has two words for [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► space monster please correct yourself [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► because in the in the credits it is very [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► clearly one word space monster space [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► monster are you already a purist a [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► Frankenstein Meets The space monster [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► hardcore fan and mr. space months then [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► also the name Frankenstein is a misnomer [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► but we'll get to that I think the doctor [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► was named Frankenstein Meets The space [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► Oh [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► man there is no space in space monster [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► 120 and this movie is crammed full skirt [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► is a sponsor ate the space and let there [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► is yes it has money points out this [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► movie is like to third space [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► yeah yeah walking and driving and [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► walking over I got ok so I'm I unless [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► anybody has an opening statement about [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► Frankenstein Meets because I feel like [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► that the the decision to make this movie [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► went somewhere along the lines of this [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► gentleman i have a monster costume some [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► bald caps and a whole crapload of stock [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► footage [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► yes do you think that is enough reason [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► to to make a film where we film a bunch [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► of youngish girls running around in [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► bikinis you're here [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► well I don't but if you have an [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► above-ground pool that can be fitted out [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► with some cardboard to make it look like [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► a spaceship then we've got a deal [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► I'm sorry if there's no moped involved [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► this film cannot be made if you cannot [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► borrow a best stuff from a cousin of [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► somebody who works in the production no [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► deal with the sooner we're in business [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► could we film in Puerto Rico though I've [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► always wanted to go to Africa go to [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► Puerto Rico actually was delayed to see [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► them go to Puerto Rico because [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► traditionally cheap exploitation movies [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► are shot in the Philippines ah and this [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► was a nice change from all the other [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► ones I've seen mostly starring said hey [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► before we get there we have to begin in [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► space [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► sort of so basically Dracula and [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► Cleopatra station a spaceship which [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► looks either like a glowing ping-pong [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► ball or an out-of-focus Golden Snitch [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► depending on my mood chance you're [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► skipping at least 10 minutes of that [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► radar dish radar dish so there there [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► there is as we as we already said [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► throughout this movie and will point to [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► give me a massive amount of stock [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► footage like eight not kidding off but [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► they didn't just take like shots of [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► rockets lifting off from from Kennedy [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► Space Center they they have they have [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► some jet footage that obviously came [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► from some sort of military military [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► stock footage they got a shot of the [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► bunch of shots of kennedy space center [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► itself which i assume is from like an [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► industrial film of like a trip to cap [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► space center [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► I mean that noted look fake to me so I [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► went and looked up a reference image and [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► it was [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► accurate as always i think i've been [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► through that gate it's that gotta get [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► cavities face so ya know it's there [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► really don't type in small letters on [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► above the building that looks ridiculous [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► like someone hand-lettered it and that's [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► real yeah but it looks like it's falling [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► really need throughout this film [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► anything you can think of that could be [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► used with stock footage is and including [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► the spaceships your own rockets which [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► are very tightly cropped shot of an [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► American rocket but what's more [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► impressive is that they give them a lot [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► of room to breathe but i really like the [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► stock footage like it was great the [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► footage of the NASA transfer van you [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► never see stuff like that really enjoyed [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► the opening shot i thought it was [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► actually great montage actually kind of [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► beautiful [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► it started as like well jason said this [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► is what is all great bad films you want [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► to talk about a long time like this will [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► be fun whatever then I'm like oh this is [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► actually like kinda party and like not a [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► bad way to the moon it was interesting [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► the first reaction was actually kind of [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► beautiful was afraid I was not expecting [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► to hear on this podcast I i actually [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► have the complete the complete [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► statistics on the on the stock footage [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► usage in this film which we can get to [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► towards the end of this podcast is I [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► want to spoil anything for our listeners [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► but suffice it to say that this movie [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► runs one hour 16 minutes and eight [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► seconds and roughly 15 minutes and 47 of [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► that is stock footage so that's about a [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► quarter of the film that's listen if you [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► can call it that well some of it was [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► shot for the movie like all thats best [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► footage and I think the driving footage [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► was also that's true ok maybe I should [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► have more charitably can say that 15 [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► minutes and 47 seconds is just people [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► going from one place to another using [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► some form of transportation / wholly [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► inappropriate music she knew how to ride [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► okay i have really got the sale yet [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► we'll get there and I have a strong [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► opinion about lately I have to we got to [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► dr. nader yet [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► yes Jon Lovitz appearing effeminate [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► Nosferatu icici i'm going to disagree [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► with the characterization of as Jon [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► Lovitz is much more like dr. evil but he [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► is he definitely looks like a Dracula [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► and there's the Princess of Mars because [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► we've discovered that the from Mars will [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► they only refer to it as their planet [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► and she did Princess of Mars is dressed [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► up sort of like Cleopatra and they are [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► in their spaceship and he is dr. [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► dr.nader and what a great name for a [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► character in this movie I think that [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► Destiny's yeah [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► dr. ass man yes so million well yes this [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► unit you're the one who found when we [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► should trivia we found on the internet [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► go ahead sore because I know that it's [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► impossible for we listen to this podcast [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► to look up things on the internet it's a [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► plan for us it should i landed let us [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► know I have this the whole come and [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► watch the guy had looked up the cast was [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► like these must all be you know C&D [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► movie actors and never do anything again [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► which wasn't true [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► I'm sure why do I know this guy why [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► don't know the sky yes he's a famous [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► seinfeld single episode like 10 second [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► appearance but memorable face it also [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► features jeans Karim is Caitlyn's to be [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► mr. pathmark the the face of pathmark [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► grocery stores for 20 years own new york [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► new jersey that to me James Karen will [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► always be the boss on poltergeist to the [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► definer of Indian burial grounds that [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► great transformation is the house sort [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► of folds in on itself and his face will [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► forever be burned into my memory from [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► that I want to quibble with the [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► description of dr. eight years at [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► Dracula he's clearly a Nosferatu okay [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► sure sure [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► alright i still I'm still leader John [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► love isn't a nose for auto what kind of [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► Dracula well yeah he's a kind of fraud [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► to is a ripoff Dracula that doesn't want [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► to pay from Stoker any model right but [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► it's it's the ears in the here yeah and [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► she looks like Cleopatra yeah [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► yes no more old TV serial or a movie [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► serial princess like the setup was she [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► talked and she talks like like the [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► princess of the undersea city or an [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► underground city in that a movie that we [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► remove random Empire yeah I i saw that [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► connection to i'm still going Jon Lovitz [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► for nadir though i'm alright it's really [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► blows the the blows the rocket out of [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► the sky there's this little this little [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► smirk on his face that it's just it's [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► just all a hundred percent Jon Lovitz [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► and it's also fantastic sort of devil [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► Jon Lovitz that Jon Lovitz yeah she's [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► exactly [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► ok he's way better than anyone else in [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► the movies right yeah especially well [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► beyond wonderful fish is very [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► entertaining so they're they're they're [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► coming from Mars to the earth there [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► hovering over the earth of the [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► indeterminate location that apparently [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► is very close so they can land very [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► quickly [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► well they've been attracted by the [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► gigantic radar dish that we saw in the [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► first 10 yesterday they have received [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► they have received radio signals and [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► then a missile is set up by somebody and [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► they blow it up my they have launched a [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► missile attack it may be aimed at US [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► isn't a mission to another planet [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► another missile attack [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► well that's what happens we don't want [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► this one oh I think that's the same [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► message I think we just cut back earlier [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► yes II always what this is regarding of [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► anything was right [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► this is one of those are alias six hours [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► earlier things like that but that's an [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► application blew up to things and and [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► really I think it was only there so we [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► could see that smart a second time [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► because it was so great [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► the other thing i love about the two of [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► them aside from all the transit scenes [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► is there a lot of scenes of a human [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► Cleopatra sharing looks and meaningful [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► looks and then we're looks and its it's [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► like long stretches of looking later [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► later I've got a note down there is a [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► wonderful scene later where where they [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► they finish their dialogue and she kind [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► of purses her lips yeah and then they [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► have to look at each other and it just [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► stays one again like everything in this [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► movie every shot this movie goes on many [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► dates do but that's that moment I [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► thought was kind of hilarious that [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► they're both like rah ah looking at each [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► other and variable have notes later in [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► the movie to say who is dr. nader [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► talking to and then who is he looking at [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► is using audio why is he looking at the [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► screen it's the yellow anyway so there [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► they blow up the the space probe or [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► today and cut to surf guitar is rocket [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► we're in NASA on Florida's swing space [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► coast as a car with it looks like four [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► people sitting across the back so [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► obvious is elastomeric for military [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► brass to right around cram for to [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► vaccine Florida forget the camera in the [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► front seat and with blinds covering the [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► back window so you can see where they [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► are for the turtle shot just like in [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► venetian blinds inside the car [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► yeah why not you've never been to [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► Florida here's the line i like the [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► general says how you doing miss grant my [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► responses [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► well besides being crammed behind two [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► large been in a motel room on wheels but [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► she has no response to that she just [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► stares like I'm not doing so good it [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► makes a strange expression we only hear [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► the surf guitar in the external shot [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► which are cut intercut with the internal [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► that was one of the great things then [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► they had a little moment and then it's [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► like more than ordinary and then come [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► back and they'll be like a line of [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► dialogue that is punctuated by cut [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► outside there's more guitar but this is [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► a case where the location footage is [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► completely extraneous yeah I enjoyed it [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► yes are you watching a movie you know [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► where there's a lot of shots of nineteen [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► seventies Times Square going like our [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► kids through cocoa beach and stuff like [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► that they're rolling up the road to get [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► 2 to Kennedy Space Center and I i I've [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► gone up that road I'm like yep that's [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► right the one that made me laugh out [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► loud with that line of dialogue that was [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► how much longer [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► five minutes baba in a real-time and [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► look how much longer before we reach a [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► Space Center sergeant about five minutes [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► the best bet is you think it's gonna be [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► over when they get to the gate of the [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► Space Center and they sort of slow down [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► a little bit then the cards comes on the [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► role and we got at least another 30 [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► seconds or buildings to see at the Space [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► Center that but finally they get the [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► Space Center and met the guy who's [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► playing the surf guitar has to take a [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► break so we got time for a hastily [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► called a press conference so realistic [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► that but they are announcing that [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► they're sending a man to Mars and no [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► mass conference with for reporters [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► that's the entire coverage for the man [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► to Mars the worst reporters in the world [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► by they are sitting in the uncompleted [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► heaters in the back of the room [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► it's basically like those seams in the [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► Martian it's essentially like that [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► except totally not guys and we meet [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► Colonel Frank Saunders who is our new [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► our new Mars commander he's been picked [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► by NASA computer and they say as a [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► finalist as it as the finest a person [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► for us to send tomorrow [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► oh and good journalism i love the jury [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► was gonna wait a minute I'm diversity [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► report i've been covering this for a [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► long time why would you say it's like [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► that was you know i'm shy i guess i'm [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► shy type and then he and then they [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► freeze frame of the camera and I think [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► there's been a horrible error in the [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► film but actually beautiful zooms in on [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► him but it turns out that he he has [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► stopped moving and they can we clear the [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► room and then we get a really great NASA [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► PR handling moment when the the [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► marketing guy basically says he drinks [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► on me at the officers lounge and all the [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► journalists like well okay that sounds [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► journalists don't mind the guy going [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► completely catatonic to get back to the [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► journalists in the journal all doubt [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► looking down taking notes they don't [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► notice [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► yea though i don't know i just other [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► that was super beautifully creepy like [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► it was actually great creepy moment [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► however his smile is definitely very [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► creepy it does it [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► is frozen zoomed-in but it turns out [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► that they just take off like his hair [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► and he has like computer parts in the [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► brain so the answer is robot then [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► Frankenstein a parent was more of a [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► cyborg I think that was really what is [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► gonna sleep or but I said he's an extra [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► row but they clearly say the things that [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► we roll with rubies right so he's a [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► realtor not-so-pleasant yeah the jury's [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► out on whether he's a robot but [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► definitely a robot a robot [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► yeah well yes but they they get him back [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► be pulling back into the like doctors [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► room and they say something about like [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► they have problems with the humidity is [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► like okay you've gotta wrote you gotta [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► robots in florida and you decide where [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► he saved to show to the press [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► yeah but he's got a problem with [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► humidity he can't make it through a [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► five-minute press conference but he'll [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► be fine in our community in space it's [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► it's a dry heat up there [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► let's take a brief break from the space [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► monster and tell you about the sponsor [TS]

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00:16:53 ◼   ► return to the space monster [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► there's two things I like about the 1965 [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► conception of robots first of all I'm [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► not sure what the point of molding a [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► plastic brain around all the resistors [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► is since it's covered by a scalp anyway [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► but it is kind of a good look [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► yeah and and secondly i like that their [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► idea of robot repair basically consists [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► of prodding and his capacitors with a [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► nail file they like moving back and [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► forth a couple times short grounded out [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► a little bit he's all better [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► yeah that's what you doing the typing [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► pool this is the point where i'll say [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► I'll say again my notes are very clear [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► he's technically not Frankenstein he's [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► Frankenstein's astronaut okay just eat [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► these Frank's lenders now you're okay [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► with calling dr. Napier Dracula this [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► guy's way closer to Frankenstein was not [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► somebody else's brain later he's much [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► closer I guess technically he's he's [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► Adam steals astronaut i'm not a frank [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► it's not but you're right as rain would [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► I like her [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► freeze frankenstein-like don't really [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► get the point of putting Frankenstein in [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► your title if you're not going to have [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► Frankenstein you get none of the [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► benefits of having Frankenstein but all [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► the legal hassles what legal hassles man [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► its public Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► is famously litigious pretty pretty much [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► your whole benefit is the people who [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► were too dumb to watch the trailer and [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► go wait that's not Frankenstein she [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► could be shot in that blankets they [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► could have called Colonel Frank Stein [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► for [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► yeah I'm saying that would have been [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► close i would have been really cares [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► anyway but but this this completely [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► human-like robot is able to be [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► controlled by um like white TV clicker [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► it turns out apparently while he's in [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► space as well get all complexity of [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► human behavior can be controlled by a [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► little white TV clicker it's an ansible [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► apple is working on that [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► no yeah it's a i like i like that and [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► that leads to a very funny line later in [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► the film that will that will guess yes I [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► then we enter a new montage of stock [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► footage about astronauts taking off with [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► launch video with a song with sort of [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► more doors like I guess a little more [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► psychedelic area needles mere numbers [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► that we're gonna be but actually it's [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► got service fighter pilots now you [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► skipped right past the NASA transfer van [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► which i think is the star of the movie [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► right there entertaining i agree i've [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► never seen that before they appear to [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► have taken stock footage that nobody [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► else use which is at least putting some [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► effort into I agree [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► well they want they they left no stone [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► unturned did I thought if they could use [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► in this movie but it's 1965 it's [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► entirely possible some random dude just [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► has NASA transfer van painted on the [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► side of his vehicle that's possible is [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► the ice cream man in Cocoa Beach Florida [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► just clean it's great is as you drive [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► along it plays the Star Trek theme it's [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► awesome [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► also I i'm amused that they call this [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► mission the Mayflower to which ok it's [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► just a robot going to Mars I don't know [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► why we call it Mayflower to the pilgrims [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► robots [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► it's when astronauts astronauts are [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► watching avidly the launch on a little [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► TV set which doesn't seem quite like [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► Mission Control to me it seems it seems [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► kinda low love this funny idea that they [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► might have snuck in and shot some [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► footage in around things somewhat stock [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► footage somewhat is they got a stolen [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► Nazi and so I don't know some parts of [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► them like I'm not sure how they really [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► got upset i think NASA cooperated with [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► them for somehow I think they had a [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► visitor's pass because the car they show [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► driving around Florida seems to be part [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► of the production and I see that you're [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► going through the gate to get into NASA [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► itself so we're going into kennedy space [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► center and [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► exactly difficulty well well maybe they [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► thought this would NASA thought this [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► would enhance the space program it would [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► be a big boost in the public relations [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► department [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► yeah you got Frankenstein you say well [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► it could be someone related to space [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► commander you're not so sure on the [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► space monster where we're not entirely [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► sold on fridays like beats the space [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► blanket shine isn't the then it's okay i [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► trust that guy [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► they're not fighting they're just [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► meeting it's fun so the Martians are [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► watching dr meteors watching and they [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► decided to convince their attack on on [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► this this launch as the as the rocket [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► containing the robot goes up Frank the [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► robot one of my favorite lines of [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► dialogue from this movie said which is [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► we did it Adam we proved that science [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► and military could accomplish the [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► impossible [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► unfortunately there's a malfunction all [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► systems Frank request permission to [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► abort and I'm thinking well I mean all [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► systems are broken i think you pretty [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► much need to come back home with that [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► point all systems break because they've [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► been attacked right i mean it's not like [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► things ya blows up dr. Napier [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► straight-out freaks out he thinks [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► they're being attacked by a missile when [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► it's just innocent robot it's just a [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► missile attack [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► yeah so the thing there's a huge [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► explosion on the screen of the margins [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► but Frank is still radioing back to [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► earth which is dance then we get the [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► pulsating parachute scene where more [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► stock footage of NASA capsule deploying [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► parachutes now I was concerned I mean [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► they're the issue here is that the space [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► aliens believe that they might have been [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► seen right i mean that's why they have [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► to blow this thing up so yes the key to [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► keep a low profile i would think blowing [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► up the rocket would not be your first [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► move [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► so i'm not sure about their motivations [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► well there are 30 afraid that they've [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► been spotted and they're being attacked [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► and then they realize that while the [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► princess gets very angry right that that [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► that the this has been sold to her as a [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► missile but it was obviously a spaceship [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► and this could jeopardize everything she [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► says [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► fortunately her next her next command is [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► very clear find him and destroy sure [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► ok this is so they're going to land the [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► ship on earth and i have i just want to [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► point out when people like to make fun [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► of how Star Trek has people flinging [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► themselves around the ship to make it [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► seem like the ship is shaking [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► whenever they they say that it's really [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► bad i recommend that you bring them to [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► youtube where this familiar film is [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► available in its entirety and make them [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► see the scene where the ship is landing [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► where it's literally like the director [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► is saying to everybody just quiver your [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► arms and legs slightly vibrating always [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► but the scene where dr. nadir the [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► princess slowly sit up to show that the [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► gravity has returned to normal or [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► whatever while the people in the [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► background haven't moved at all and i [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► like that scene that's good stuff this [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► movie is all about realism em they [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► picked the clearly visible edge of the [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► bald caps on the guys to materially [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► screen space alien that's a no human [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► would wear his bald cap is that your [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► particular and racial three you don't [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► know what's on that they would cover [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► their shame it's like it's like dwarf [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► said about the Klingons like you don't [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► want to know we don't talk about us [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► because i like that they put the [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► Cleopatra hat on the princess because [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► they could never get a bald cap she [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► probably has a decent amount of hair [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► under there and there's no she wasn't [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► going to put on those ears every time so [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► now your princess [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► yeah totally they'll and it's it's easy [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► and they come out of their little [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► cardboard geodesic dome thing and [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► there's like a hunter there that they [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► laser to death because he immediately [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► shoot that well there there there it's [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► Florida and we're already a salient [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► that's what you do in Florida as they [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► ever stand your ground against earth you [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► know aliens standard earth ground laws [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► yep and your earth interterra really [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► stand your earth it's that simple so [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► that you know there's that there's a [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► frank is also crashed at this point of [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► course and they they shoot their lasers [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► at Frank to try and kill him too because [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► this is the whole reason they've landed [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► is to is to get get our friends and will [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► destroy and destroy him and he gets all [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► burned inside of his face gets melted so [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► he looks super Frankensteiner at this [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► point and the best part here is that as [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► soon as he blows up he turns his head to [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► the right and and freezes in that [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► position for about 15 to 20 seconds so [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► we can see the awesome makeup effects [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► yep yeah also by the way we're not in [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► Florida anymore they did it turns out [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► that landed in Puerto Rico and there's a [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► very nice palm tree by the way that's [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► right next to where the spaceship landed [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► it's a good landmark for people so [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► let's see the the they can implement [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► their plans if detected we've heard [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► again about the Martian plans there's a [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► really nice bit of redundant dialogue [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► where nadir says shall I initiate the [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► preliminary pre takeoff procedures and [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► she says proceed with the procedures [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► ok what's going to be careful [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► the preliminary pre preliminary [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► procedure procedures and here's what we [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► learned that sort of the leader of the [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► the other aliens aboard the ship is [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► smashing pumpkins billy corgan which is [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► uh yeah early appearance by him [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► yeah like my face another great line [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► he's unconscious but here's what he told [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► us he is busy this is where they the the [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► wear of the princess really is chewing [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► the scenery and then baby they have that [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► hilarious thing where they look they [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► give each other a look which is pretty [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► nice but in order to punish the the guy [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► who is allowed Frank to get away they [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► say bring him to mall who is as you do [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► when you're flying a spaceship on an [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► invasion of another planet [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► you keep a monster with you in a Cell [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► you never know when you're gonna need [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► him did they were explained why they [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► have a monster though because it the [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► movie title i think that's the answer I [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► I when we saw the first time I went oh I [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► wonder if that's the space monster [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► spoiler it is i will say that the it I [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► we didn't talk about this but the [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► opening credits where we see the [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► silhouette of the space monster in the [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► background are actually pretty good only [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► when you get your space monster costume [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► up that closely it actually looks pretty [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► solid [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► I credit design the font design it's [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► it's actually quite lovely and at the [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► end the end credits a nice the titles [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► were designed by everage shazam which is [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► my favorite credit ironing ever really [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► underground remember color [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► unfortunately he now has to go by effort [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► Captain Marvel there was a lawsuit [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► yeah alas the credits do not tell us [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► because he is uncredited that the man in [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► the monster suit is none other than [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► Bruce Hellion Glover father of Crispin [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► wow there's a little bit of trivia for [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► the night [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► rise so my mom with my logic problem [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► here is she sent this guy to death logic [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► problem here yes here the residuary this [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► time code [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► trying to figure out this whole thing [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► when she gives us the exposition about [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► you know the planet was put a corrupted [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► by the nuclear war and they repopulated [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► and like I think there's six guys right [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► now or seven and she kills one of them [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► because he's incompetent thinking this [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► does not help you what her issue is [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► there's only one lady and it's her [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► that's why they have to get more ladies [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► so she doesn't have dr. dear on her [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► we have won the war but we have no women [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► says a woman yeah thicker legs into the [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► purpose it could be like an aunt or [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► something yeah they need more they need [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► more women apparently and this is never [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► explain why humans and Martians can I [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► can mate and that they know there are [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► humans they just need to go get them [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► that's weird because they didn't know [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► there were humans at the beginning of [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► time be nice [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► ya know that tracking their tracking the [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► signal from the radar dish and so they [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► assume that intelligent life is on the [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► planet so they figure well it's probably [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► made able means intelligent i can meet [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► with it really was sixty seventy percent [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► likelihood that's basically the [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► definition of intelligence as far as I'm [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► concerned [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► sure he may double that's good so Frank [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► in a horror movie tradition Frank finds [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► two kids in a car [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► yeah but the boys got it all wait guys [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► kind of older than a kid though it's coo [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► i don't know it's indicating honest here [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► that's too just very old kid it's [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► typical driving along [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► yeah and uh and the the guy gets out and [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► i'm not quite sure what he does is he [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► like many different scents him with the [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► boat with like a bowling ball or [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► something just to do about your mom or [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► something i'm not really Frank strangles [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► that yeah and enrolled which of these [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► rules are doing the screaming is [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► effective because she just screams and [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► screams and screams and doesn't move and [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► just sit in the car and Frank is finally [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► like basically enough with the screaming [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► any leaves like I can't deal with this [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► i'm sorry it's weird that this astronaut [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► robot immediately goes on the killings [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► rub it was gonna be this a strobe it [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► immediately goes on a killing spree as [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► you were supposed to be rooting for him [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► instead of the space monster but the [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► space monster didn't hurt anybody [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► well he's redeemed later but he's right [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► now he's been the explosion has set in [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► office all is explained in the [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► exposition section of the movie it is [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► that you mention that he can experience [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► pain which seems like a weird thing to [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► design in [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► it really does no no pee is a good [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► corrective so you don't do things that [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► would endanger your body well they [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► didn't seem too bothered by it when they [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► were jabbing his resistors for the nail [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► file earlier it's just well that doesn't [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► hurt [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► this wasn't just his braids so our [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► friend dr. Steele at this point explains [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► to his sisters carefully actually wrote [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► down the names of the characters in this [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► thing Adam isn't Adam steel seal you [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► wrote down the name of every actor [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► it's a shame that Josie listen here [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► those are the people he explains to [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► Karen that that if he got wounded he [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► would be a blank and Astro but with no [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► knowledge we get that very clearly here [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► and and my note here is that Adam steel [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► seems about as convincing as well he's [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► reading all this dialogue is the [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► professor on gilligan's island where [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► there is a great line where she says [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► what you're saying is he could turn into [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► a Frankenstein done down to which adam [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► Steele says well technically I it would [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► be a Frankenstein's monster and then she [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► punches him and I wish that happened ep [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► it doesn't instead we cut back to Frank [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► who has founded a nice man whose [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► chopping things is opening a coconut [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► with a machete [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► yeah and he's shetty Torah bleep machete [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► to death by the Astro but says that [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► looks fun and he proceeded to open the [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► dude with a machete [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► uh-huh well like the coconut shies [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► exactly what Frankenstein would do so [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► yeah he's a Frankenstein or Dracula and [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► Frankenstein is what i'm saying is this [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► where he lurches under the to look into [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► the beach yes so we so the same Beach [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► seem so windy it's so windy I'm like [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► like visit Puerto Rico where the winds [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► will tear your skin off at the beach [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► it's funny I had a similar i also was [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► workshopping some marketing materials [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► for Puerto Rico tourism Glenn mine says [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► exciting puerto rico a girl in a bikini [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► sits uncomfortably in the water while [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► aboard man read the newspaper on the [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► beach and this is an older gentleman and [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► and this and never seen I have never [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► seen such as my line was I've never seen [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► a heterosexual man look with such [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► disinterest at a woman and everything [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► had a pretty a pretty blonde and looking [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► also they don't speak because these are [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► asteroids and they're not allowed to [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► speak dialogue pay them if the rhythms [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► it's been clear since one of the very [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► first seems that nothing nothing is [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► recorded on set like there's a guy right [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► in the union says I'm hanging up they [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► just walked in [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► yeah yes voices anywhere close to his [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► mouth but this lady in the water it's [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► like she posed where she thought it [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► would look nice when the water wave over [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► her and then to wait two hours for the [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► tide to come in [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► yeah he's nowhere near it no no and when [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► she screamed she screams with her her [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► face turned away from the camera so this [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► may be stock footage actually footage of [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► them to bikini everybody says you know [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► of like a guy in a goofy hat and a girl [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► in a bikini getting blown up by spaces i [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► live by space lasers yeah this check [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► your phone you probably got so yeah this [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► is this is this isn't Frank is that this [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► is the old ones are here is this frank [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► or the aliens the aliens [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► yeah they laid the laser the laser [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► guidance and they and they take the girl [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► right but um but he never he sees aliens [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► surround him and he never says a word [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► because he contractually was not allowed [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► to [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► it's because approach them in a very [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► menacing fashion no yeah like mother [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► actually was surely they could have even [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► less populated place in this order to [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► help repopulate the planet [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► yeah look like it's it's a super weird [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► seem especially since they don't speak [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► and its really uncomfortable and of all [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► that this may be one of the least [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► comfortable scenes ever featuring a [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► blonde in a bikini on beach it is not it [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► is distressing it is really really weird [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► that the site is coming to find anything [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► to use glass at the beach from a laser [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► of some sort and therefore it can't be [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► frank a space laser let's see if yes [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► displays the moon laser it has been [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► found these around Los Alamos at some [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► point apparently oh yes we actually saw [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► some last week its nuclear cool it's [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► it's called Trinitite at least from [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► their nuclear space lasers [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► oh yeah i forgot to point out that when [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► the princess is explaining in great [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► detail to the crew the plans that they [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► no doubt already know about we we get [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► our are cameo are required nineteen [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► sixties cameo from atomic war this [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► aliens have left their planet because [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► atomic war has devastated and these are [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► all these are all that's left [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► yep sad bald cap wearing individuals and [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► princes [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► meanwhile Franco's medicine women and we [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► get some nice dialogue where karen says [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► Frank has become so real so real to me [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► I'm worried too which doctors [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► he'll just simply replies nobody's gonna [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► ruin 10 years of my life's work [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► so is this where Frank hides behind a [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► wall because there's a woman with an [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► awesome i'm not sure you can really call [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► it menacing there's a limit sweeping he [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► stands on a wall and another woman [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► approaches and he runs away [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► welcome to the drinking of killing her [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► maybe he's just mounting the wall [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► he's probably curious about senior [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► running trainer with a broom actually to [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► be honest but then he sees a second [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► woman help I gotta get out of your other [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► side would continue women they could [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► take these it [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► this leads us to hear it is it would [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► let's talk we can talk about it we have [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► you ate Alaska music that plays a solid [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► style as as a friend at 10 is Karen and [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► an atom ride there right there scooter [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► yes and my note here is that it's [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► weirdly romantic this is the cut that [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► you know sheet she works for him and now [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► all of a sudden she's kind of hugging [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► him and and there's this you know [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► romantic kind of beetle ask music [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► playing which it seems inappropriate for [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► which you're searching the streets of [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► san juan for a murderous Frankenstein [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► you know and love just blooms naturally [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► on a Vespa you know [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► yeah your item once and suddenly I think [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► that looks like a fun place to write a [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► vest along with another place worth it [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► has nothing to do with the movie but i [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► enjoy the sequence because that's a cool [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► best but they look like they're actually [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► don't look like they're having fun at [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► first to have into hunting the songs a [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► nice [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► the thing that got me is this scene fits [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► perfectly in a scooby-doo and edit out [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► the first is that last scene is the one [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► where they're well we'll get to it all [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► pointed out later but yeah it's it's [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► just the sort of montage united states i [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► would say this song has more of an oven [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► Everly Brothers feel to it the people's [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► feelings [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► right okay yeah mommy's little chat with [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► covered a lot of ground i was thinking [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► you know the early early [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► yes you don't like meet the Beatles 0 [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► yeah well the movies from 1965 so it's [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► probably shot very close to meet people [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► assume i would like to criticize the [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► Vesper riding every please your honor [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► here this guy has never ridden a value [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► is a nobody should ever write a Vespa [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► know I have a best time I enjoy very [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► much but this guy i would like to [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► criticize Monty at this both get in line [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► with sarah recognizes zealots he's [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► writing very slowly at first and at [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► least twice doesn't absolutely does not [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► seem to know it has a kickstand at one [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► point he leads it the whole vespa [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► against the nearest vertical object he [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► gets better at the best but later but I [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► am pretty sure they handed him the best [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► but minutes before the season started [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► said ride this with her on it and he's [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► terrified he does look a little nervous [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► we're not going very fast right now we [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► have two minutes and 10 seconds of the [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► distant cousins to get through [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► yeah we can hear through san juan no [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► only send an extra days to write it on a [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► rough road through puddles and stopped [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► suddenly and he does not do weight of [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► that I just imagine that there you know [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► many years later they tell their kids [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► well we fell in love in san juan when [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► the military fluence there on the jet [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► because our Frankenstein crash-landed it [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► was killing people they did you look [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► very relaxed considering the writing off [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► to save their robot from certain [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► destruction [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► yeah I may have had some cuba libre days [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► before continuing the but that the the [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► mood is broken by lots of theremin music [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► and immediately places to home battle [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► borrow [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► well suddenly becomes like an extended [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► music video yeah reason like this [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► transition neatly into that it's it's [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► it's really weird their screams Frank is [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► there he he's got that neat cave later [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► he keeps walking kind of doing the mike [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► myers elevator thing walking down into [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► and what [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► yeah yeah buddy Adam warrants warns [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► Karen remember he's a he's a robot not a [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► man as cheesy apologizes for saying the [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► wrong thing at that point in me and then [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► he attaches alligator clips and starts [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► poking the second mile down this cave [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► and they're like poking around his brain [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► yeah and it certainly like he was [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► playing like your birds into him his [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► plane operated his song they say they do [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► manage to calm him down a bit though as [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► yesterday brought his brain [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► maybe your arms down energy says Karen [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► to go get general Bowers off by herself [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► they completely oddly awkward spot where [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► she leaves just serve skipper click [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► yep they barely know each other or [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► anything i don't know i guess i'll leave [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► then just kind of walk out display cave [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► and so she's off to get to this is [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► probably a man in robots and he's down [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► there taking care of Israel but [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► meanwhile back at the palm tree the the [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► Martians have sent out there there are [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► me to get more women and this is the [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► scene that I like to call a hard day's [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► night meets the space monster hell yeah [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► yeah yeah [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► then this is the one that that reminded [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► me again of scooby-doo because it's like [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► I expected them to get into a hallway [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► where they were running back and forth [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► between all sorts of different doors [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► rate it was that weird manic its anyway [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► it's a bunch bit but of course it's the [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► it's Frankenstein Meets The space [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► sponsor so they don't have they have [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► like a camera at the other end of the [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► pool right the way the shot is framed [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► there's a party shooting are on the [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► diving board [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► yeah across the diving board there are [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► there like four people in the pool and [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► then there are a lot of people packed in [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► a very small space between the back of [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► the house well to be honest Jason I'm [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► not certain their people but there are a [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► lot of butts on the other side yeah [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► we're just assuming there's people are [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► after those mostly all we can see is [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► this would be willing rights while while [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► some more beetle ask music plays my [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► notes and now closed up some butts and [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► then like 20 ! [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► the scientists reported seeing the [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► opening of the woman in the bikini-clad [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► strangely no reaction we access was [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► evaluating her definitely Corrigan [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► really are minors no no literally hurts [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► it gets cold by the clearance paper [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► industry bring her and she turns around [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► yeah she's completely unconcerned that [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► she's on this ship she isn't so because [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► she doesn't say anything but she's not a [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► lot this is not a ready when they could [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► have had her screen while she was facing [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► the other direction now did this movie [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► really have such rigorous contracts that [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► people had to get paid more if they [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► spoke well i think i don't know i think [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► that's like standard procedure right a [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► speaking part pays more you're an extra [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► but not certainly speed on what they [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► were in a film yeah that's why you get [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► paid extra if they're in a bikini but if [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► they're terrible and they say don't [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► speak or they were they were shot on [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► location in san juan and didn't speak [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► English that's all that's also possible [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► that's right because they don't they [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► don't speak regardless you're right it [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► is a super creepy see look I mean [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► they're at this is a movie from the [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► mid-sixties there it is it there is [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► plenty o sexism throughout it but I i [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► will say the plot of the Martians [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► basically assaulting women and dragging [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► them back to the spaceship kind of [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► uncomfortable but it's it's matched by V [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► scene where the princess basically tells [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► the blonde from the in a bikini too kind [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► of twirl around and then like lift her [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► arms up and then put them back their own [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► series and all the way should leave them [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► slightly just part of the way it was a [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► very small set let ya know when to shut [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► the cardboard cardboard on the ramp [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► I appreciate how small that set is [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► because it for once you can actually [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► imagine that this being the inside of [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► that exterior of the spit of the flying [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► saucer [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► yeah sure it is interesting that the [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► princess has say on which of the bikini [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► girls are our quality enough to stick [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► around [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► well i mean i think what was clears me [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► dear approves of all of them [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► well yeah so she's like no no I got [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► standard see we talk about ordering the [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► the epic purification seen as which is [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► coming coming up but first the pool [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► party and I don't know why they laser [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► that the guy on the diving boards death [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► because he should have but one time too [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► many standing on the diving board doing [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► his butt shake so he's lasered and [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► explodes and then all the spaceman come [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► in and and fairly easily just take all [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► the girls and walk away [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► it seems like the sentiment from all of [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► the guys at the party is so you guys in [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► space helmets are gonna take off with [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► all the women are well okay then [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► Jorge see ya well they're a long way [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► away that's like march the women this [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► great distance there's a handful of them [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► and they marched them in various states [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► of dress and maybe this movie was made [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► by the San Juan department of tourism [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► and they want you to get the message [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► women are just here for the takin let's [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► come visit our strangely leaf forest in [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► our fingers and our roads and our many [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► swing and mud parties [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► yes got my pick up a lady are clearly [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► cold windy computer been pitches [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► oh yeah okay electronic purification is [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► next they they what does they use this [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► to check the purity of the women that [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► they're that they're testing a lot of [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► there with we were checking the purity [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► or with a purifying them this is about [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► different things but they were purifying [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► I thought no they should i think the [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► princess are learning which ones are [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► pure enough to stick around so maybe she [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► didn't want me they go on the conveyor [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► in my headcanon it's both if you don't [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► everything I and you have a hit-and-run [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► raids meeting space what are absolutely [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► just what you have to just a patch up [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► the plot so basically if you're not pure [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► enough you are I guess choked off screen [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► and if you are hearing up if you are [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► pure enough they drape a fitted sheet [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► over you and you slide down somewhere on [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► its ok i love i love this scene i love [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► the seamer dr. day he looks at her and [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► she shakes her head no and he looks at [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► the soldiers and he shakes his head and [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► they accept bizarre cracking motion with [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► his hand like you can snap the neck [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► that's why i said yeah they're choking [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► them to death or what they not just give [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► her give her to the space monster [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► yeah I'm it's well it's possible but [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► it's there's not time for them to walk [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► them i don't know maybe it's not that [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► big ship I guess it's not that big of a [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► ship they could easily belonging to the [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► space monsters cage they seem to [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► suddenly have a hundred women and their [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► shipping off to some other part of the [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► ship it's very confusing so so karen is [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► also there and they discovered that she [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► has the remote control that we saw [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► before the controls Frank this is a very [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► advanced looking mechanism for this is [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► I do know Steve you got your gonna this [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► is this is the best part you got you [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► gotta put in the pause there because [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► that is the who killed me [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► this is a very advanced looking [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► mechanism for the society we haven't [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► analyzed it but it looks like it would [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► be advanced so he was putting a little [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► extra spin on the dialing up yet because [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► it's stupid diet because the man is a [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► professional that's what yep so I put [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► her in the cage next to next to mall [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► yes come on the space monster just a [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► mall or mole or I are small mole malas [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► and you're going to get mauled by the [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► space monster maybe i was thinking like [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► Carlos the moment our list them all just [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► like that we never see him run this [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► leads to a weird scene where they just [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► sort of sit there and smile while sound [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► effects play and it goes on for a long [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► time they love smiling and looking [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► yeah this and then of course the moment [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► is very angry the space monster and it [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► reaches out with her with well they [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► didn't put her clothes without with her [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► with her right so with his claws [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► apparently his clothes are quite soft [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► because it does no damage she's just [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► sort of softly pulling gently pulling [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► her maybe he's not so bad maybe she [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► eventually falls asleep she's [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► comfortable for lashes white this is [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► quite soothing thank you massage the [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► malls Claus it'sit's kong in fay wray [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► it's you know you like sir again though [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► i should say the space monster suit is [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► far better than it needs to be for this [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► film it is i wondered if it was from [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► something else because it is a pretty [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► good monster outfit I think he's kind of [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► creepy weird and creepy and spooky it's [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► uh it's from a very high-end bukit on [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► theater club I at the dinner theater [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► they have the sense not to show it too [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► much just yet we close up and they don't [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► get away right and then smartly when you [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► see him later it's obscured by smoke as [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► well so right yeah some some competence [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► in in the filming of this movie into the [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► indeed there's there's some of their [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► yeah there's something they had an idea [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► of what they were trying to do you know [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► I mentioned the dialogue recorded later [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► but people do a pretty good job of [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► matching it up with the lips mmm I've [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► seen way worse [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► that's a worse high praise for friends [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► each minute that was Vincent Canby is [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► pull quotes but this is where we get the [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► alert to the army that something is [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► going on in Puerto Rico there's a report [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► of unusual civilians to which somebody [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► says it's probably castro in that bunch [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► which is strange topical references but [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► this steve is where we get the the point [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► that but generally you don't understand [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► its code 24 general code 2400 yeah and [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► so he's sitting there reading the paper [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► you soon as this small happy look at [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► that hotel room the whole time I just I [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► mean I went into rifftrax mode where I'm [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► just going to no man that Andy Capp [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► beating his wife again what an adorable [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► and and then is as having the phone [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► calls like come on get it over with I [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► want to go back to my paper read the [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► funnies may doesn't make a serious until [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► you find out you know it's kind of those [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► code 20 but then once he understands [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► it's serious he sent out all the stock [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► footage the Army has dropped 20 for me a [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► fighter Hillary's Piper Cub that's [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► available with that he scrambled [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► immediately [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► Oh 24 means five or more minutes of [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► b-roll helicopters that are clearly in [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► Vietnam get them over here [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► yep the proper problem get this crappy [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► actually kept coming back to it yea even [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► after they've shown us the fighter jet [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► expect the best part of that prop plane [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► footage is is where we get a shot from [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► the prop plane and we hear nothing [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► interesting down there [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► yeah they're slaves down that looks like [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► some trees from going home [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► ah well it's you know the Army's mad now [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► they've sent an airplane so watch out [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► also I I have at this point I have to [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► ask why just care and have the remote if [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► then adam has to like grab hold Frank's [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► hand and lead them along to take him [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► somewhere I don't know why you would [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► leave a remote control with the the [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► robot I think about especially white is [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► care and have the remote period he seems [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► to work pretty well on his boat you know [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► it doesn't he keeps killing people [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► it's actually you know as its jostling [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► around in her purse it's bumping into [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► the differences but residents we're [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► making him go [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► killin printable kill button it's all [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► because of practice identity but here's [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► your problem the kill button in the back [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► of Frank was set to on the accident yeah [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► that I'm now starting to question [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► whether he's really a robot with one of [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► our remote-control can you be a robot [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► you really just did you know I was just [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► an emergency only an arson card that are [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► over now he's designed to work on his [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► own but in certain cases like when he's [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► not I piloting a rocket so when he's in [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► a press conference or on a beach then [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► you need to take over manual control of [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► that's what that's why we see that that [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► remote so frequently turning this film [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► oh dear it's gonna look for other earth [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► devices and Karen satchel what you come [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► up with and that was that was redacted [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► for the time they're earth device [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► advanced looking devices [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► yes d just makes a buzzing noise I don't [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► understand some people out still goes to [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► get general Bowers he picks up the [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► scooter which is right there and you [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► know what the surf guitar comes back [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► whenever you're ready to serve scooter [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► so that is a that is funny we also get [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► form of the percent accurate by the way [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► for ya for a movie that involves a [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► Puerto Rico there's very little spanish [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► but here we do get el telefone oh hello [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► hello telephone oh yeah I become officer [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► my favorite character in the movie [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► absolutely no audible vulnerable leave [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► LA tonight before we get to that guy can [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► I complain about the dude who didn't [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► know what telephone meant but didn't [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► know what telephoto meant yeah you're [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► not helping that you know I think he was [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► just lying days I think he was just [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► grieving the yeah the guy because he [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► wanted to sell the drink happens the [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► comm officer is great because basically [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► Adam steel calls him and says there's an [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► alien spaceship is like I don't think I [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► cannot do that i don't think i can tell [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► the general that he's just like you're [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► you're you're crazy person like no [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► listen here you tell him like alright [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► well give it a try and then he you know [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► he called that's right a spaceship [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► controls a plane and the plane calls the [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► general and federalism he is general up [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► in the problem did the prop plane is [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► root relaying the message to the general [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► down in his jeep right who declares turn [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► this Jeep around on this gene [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► bow around and more importantly scramble [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► all jets I feel like that the common [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► officer has to be one of the stops that [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► the filmmakers made to NASA to get them [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► to you know give them NASA footage like [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► okay sure we'll put one of your majors [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► in the in the film he seems strangely [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► capable and does not believe that there [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► is a spaceship is that would be stupid [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► he's not the best actor in the film and [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► you'll probably the best character I [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► kind of love ya I kind of love because [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► he's he's basically sitting in the [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► center of this film going [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► no this is no this is felt alright i [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► guess i'll say there's a spaceship but [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► really the indigenous alright fine our [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► answer right a spaceship that's right a [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► spaceship I don't think I can relay a [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► message like that but it's more there's [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► more surf guitar at this point is got [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► various guys run out to various cars in [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► order to hold ya scramble the Jets we [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► see cept for cars and the squad runs out [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► of the building and gets into the car [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► drives away to thinking surely they will [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► show us that forever [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► nope here comes the next round to get [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► into that car is trying to get a reprise [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► of that's the way it's got to be by the [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► poets at this point which actually works [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► pretty well from when they're running [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► out in their cars and just kind of [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► getting themselves into position [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► it's literally like from a documentary [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► about when the the fighter jet squadron [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► is scrambled big very big lie to their [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► cars and then go to their jets and we [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► see it all all the Congress are loaded [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► um Frank decides that he is going to see [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► he's surrounded by spaceman he tries to [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► use a stick to beat them to death but it [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► doesn't work there too many of them and [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► the robot gets knocked out somehow [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► yes he died not sure how that works [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► maybe his brain pan was jostles and yes [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► someone questions and somebody's to prod [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► one of those resistors immediately [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► well the princess might have pushed a [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► button on the thing later he takes he [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► takes a lot of damage on his head later [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► which I thought was pretty impressive [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► given that he's brain is like just right [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► under a wig with no hardshell of any [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► kind but here he does get kinda like [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► punked and he's 0 and many's a humidity [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► well the humidity doesn't help you know [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► because he's still that's it that's a [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► bit a bug in the beta test you know one [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► of those little silicon [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► l packets underneath that plastic brain [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► would have done one Minnesota don't you [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► couldn't have launched him from Houston [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► or something instead of Florida there [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► that worried about a humidity is pretty [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► human Houston to what you can launch [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► from Houston but you have to have the [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► press conference in Florida that's just [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► that's where the four guys are that yeah [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► that's because that's where the press [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► corps is an American space program in [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► the sixties was really not widely [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► followed after drinks at the officer's [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► club you don't want to press driving [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► back you know home a little sauced and [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► it's true there would be no coverage [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► from that point on any of the space [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► program [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► Karen uh has to wake up Frank here to be [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► shouting at him to get off he's been [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► held [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► he's been taken captive inside the [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► spaceship and she still chained up next [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► to the monster and she's trying to get [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► him awake while there while ace a [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► barrage of stock planes and and dead [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► how are happening outside along with the [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► firing of rockets because why not fire [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► rockets at the spaceship when you find a [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► spaceship what that when somebody tells [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► you there's a spaceship [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► what do you do fire rockets out [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► naturally tip when they fired that [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► spaceship up at the aliens the aliens [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► immediately blew it up [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► yeah this is how it worked in the [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► sixties this is why we were in such dire [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► geopolitical straight but the Rockets [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► have no effect you know they're just [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► they just aren't working [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► although the Martians feel like they [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► need to leave immediately we discovered [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► india fears nuclear weapons [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► yes that would destroy them that's not [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► unusual though especially coming from a [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► planet that has been leveled by atomic [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► war [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► you would think that the very least the [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► Rockets would sort of do put out big [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► divots and it might like tip the [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► spaceship over something but it were [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► just told that the Rockets cause they're [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► we see some very small explosions happen [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► around it but the spaceship is all [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► divots to begin with [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► that's true are they from Mars no I [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► don't have noticed a nuclear war up [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► there now I don't think anything [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► happened to Mars now I think they're [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► from some distant galaxies and it just [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► happens that we're sending a guy up to [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► Mars simultaneous to them [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► ok arriving interesting okay good i [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► really feel like there are nuclear war [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► on Mars somebody here would notice it [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► seems likely that NASA might pocket that [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► characterization of their ability to [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► monitor [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► Mars why can't I can't I can't say it's [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► canonical in the text of this fine but i [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► believe it was referred to in some [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► markets more specifically as Mars [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► Attacks puerto rico Mars invades puerto [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► rico so you know again non-canonical [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► yeah the title can't be trusted anyway I [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► grite witness Frankenstein Meets The [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► space monster we're about to get to the [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► point where that sort of happens [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► look I know what a space monster with a [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► space in the middle looks like but this [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► could very well be a space monster the [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► space monster not a sponsor there's one [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► just monsters the one well then that [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► makes the end actually kind of tragic it [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► does spoilers but also the word meets is [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► not entirely accurate for going forward [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► but if there's a meeting maybe I have [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► Frankenstein it's not like they had [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► learned that introduced or anything it's [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► not a formal social introduction mr. [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► like you you must be the space monster [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► I'm Frank Frank let's talk to you later [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► yeah Frank so Frank gets up i connect [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► the about document years we must leave [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► immediately because they're gonna be my [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► new cust but Frank gets up he gets a gun [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► from one of the spaceman he frees all [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► the women and and this is happening just [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► as they're stopping the firing of of the [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► rockets at the spaceship which is [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► convenient otherwise they would kill all [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► the women who are now fleeing from the [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► spaceship that because but Adam has [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► stopped it because he's written up on [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► his best buy and told the general to [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► cease fire which is this is what you do [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► when their Rockets coming down [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► everywhere you ride your best but yeah [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► damn right you do [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► you totally saved their very agile [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► little vehicles you know very tight [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► turning radius so now the women can [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► escape but mall the mont space monster [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► is released this I wrote in my notes is [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► what we waited for finally Frankenstein [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► Meets The space monster Frank pushes [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► Karen out of the out of the spaceship [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► but Frank for some reason doesn't jump [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► after her or in that moment it's not [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► edited well but in that moment where he [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► might go [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► he's pulled back inside by the space [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► monster at which point they meet by [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► which i mean they fight you Frank thinks [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► to himself I I really would like to meet [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► that space monster [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► mm and the space months because a we [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► haven't [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► bed yet gimme ya get it right there so [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► we get the epic smoke obscure duel that [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► we were promised between robot in the [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► space monster and by dual I mean that [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► they they hold each other's shoulders [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► and rock back and forth help and this [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► was the time for some dance music really [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► looks more like a gentle waltz really [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► then yeah big total we only have one [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► application of each of these special [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► effects makeup so don't touch the face [TS]