The Incomparable

107: A Little Obsessed With Kirk


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  the Intolerable podcast number 107 [TS]

  September Atlanta [TS]

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  welcome back to being comfortable [TS]

  podcast I'm your host Jason Snell and [TS]

  tonight we are going to be discussing [TS]

  one of my favorite movies of all time [TS]

  it's true it is a fine film from 1982 [TS]

  directed by Nicholas Meyer UMaine mostly [TS]

  know it for the the title the title [TS]

  character a fellow named god never was [TS]

  your head shaking and rages you always [TS]

  you made out of that because it almost [TS]

  needs my fists were shaking [TS]

  who yes I think I've i think i've blown [TS]

  out my microphone while shouting and [TS]

  your voice should be echoing in space [TS]

  right a dead moon it's it's very exactly [TS]

  con-con it started to the wrath of khan [TS]

  and joining me tonight to talk about [TS]

  this most excellent of Star Trek movies [TS]

  here on we are recording this on Khan [TS]

  Wednesday everybody's favorite chain [TS]

  restaurant [TS]

  Star Trek theme chain restaurant it's [TS]

  always wednesday con Wednesday are my [TS]

  fellow Star Trek fan Scott McNulty hi [TS]

  Scott [TS]

  hello jason i have been and always will [TS]

  be recording indeed also joining me is [TS]

  the great Steve let's hi Steve [TS]

  Oh was were you expecting the great [TS]

  Steve laughs I'm sorry better get off so [TS]

  we can write star trek in Babylon 5 or [TS]

  not in the same university i'm really [TS]

  looking forward to discussing star trek [TS]

  that like the excellent [TS]

  this is from the Babylon 5 extended [TS]

  start exactly right exactly right where [TS]

  it's from and joining me as somebody [TS]

  I've been talking to about this podcast [TS]

  since we before we started and he has [TS]

  not been on it until tonight he is a [TS]

  sci-fi fan extraordinaire and immobile [TS]

  analyst extraordinaire to he's a he's a [TS]

  lovely fellow and we're glad to finally [TS]

  have money and comfortable it's Michael [TS]

  Gartenberg hi your task me Jason let's [TS]

  ask me you task to task me and i shall [TS]

  happen is going to chase you around the [TS]

  flames of perdition [TS]

  yes and then some nebulae that was not [TS]

  in mobile [TS]

  dick which apparently they knew about in [TS]

  1996 this is not a subtle there's a lot [TS]

  of depth and yeah they're actually [TS]

  they're there is some subtlety in it but [TS]

  there is also some not subtlety in it so [TS]

  I let's get started in the great [TS]

  tradition of incomparable movie episodes [TS]

  i was going to die i suppose first even [TS]

  though John Syracuse's and here i should [TS]

  ask if anybody has any opening remarks [TS]

  but otherwise I thought we would just [TS]

  sort of walk through the movie [TS]

  chronologically and and see where that [TS]

  takes us because you know that that [TS]

  seems to be the most effective way to [TS]

  approach these movies and I have to say [TS]

  I I like John circular saw a lot but i [TS]

  am very glad he's not on this podcast [TS]

  yeah i love this movie [TS]

  I'm i continued not think this movie was [TS]

  not invited yes I I should probably [TS]

  point out that i am not here to bash [TS]

  this film I am NOT as you know a a up [TS]

  big-time star trek favorite you got a [TS]

  star trek good i I'm not filled with [TS]

  nostalgia for the TV show but and in [TS]

  fact i just saw this film for the first [TS]

  time last week are you seriously and i [TS]

  watched it for a second time this week I [TS]

  but I'm not here to bash a classic film [TS]

  watch it like 90 more times and you'll [TS]

  catch up with me [TS]

  ya know I was I was I was not expecting [TS]

  much from this movie because the the [TS]

  star trek first-generation series always [TS]

  struck me as if fun but largely goofy [TS]

  and and then I watched this film and it [TS]

  turns out that it is fun but largely [TS]

  goofy sea and in the first time I was [TS]

  picking at it a bit but then I the [TS]

  second time i watched I just SAT back in [TS]

  Washington I have to admit once I did [TS]

  that I really enjoyed the movie a couple [TS]

  of years how I cannot believe that we [TS]

  found the only person in the world who [TS]

  had it before last we cannot see mr. two [TS]

  buddies yes well now having said that I [TS]

  i'm not sure i would place it even in [TS]

  the same quadrant as any of the Star [TS]

  Wars films from the original mm and and [TS]

  I know I knew you and you end and Scott [TS]

  have both said that you prefer this to [TS]

  empire is heavily yes indeed india also [TS]

  i come to this podcast in the hope that [TS]

  I may cultivate and understand [TS]

  ending of why don't some love well for [TS]

  one there were no he walks in it and I [TS]

  just felt I know I must be missing [TS]

  something because Jason I know to be a [TS]

  man of some refinement given his [TS]

  appreciation of a real genius not see [TS]

  there you go [TS]

  but it is interesting because this film [TS]

  came two years after Empire and I think [TS]

  there was a lot of influences way Empire [TS]

  was made in the way they made this film [TS]

  as opposed to star trek one which if you [TS]

  watch this film they just simply pretend [TS]

  they don't exist [TS]

  yeah yeah when when we were talking last [TS]

  week I think and wisely so we think you [TS]

  said well if we got at least mention the [TS]

  original Star Trek before we talk about [TS]

  star trek to because it was you know [TS]

  kind of ponderous and Estelle's yeah it [TS]

  was not really a very good movie it's [TS]

  like they try to do everything in that [TS]

  movie and so they did nothing and it was [TS]

  like the worst day off of the film ever [TS]

  they got to the end of that movie after [TS]

  sitting for three hours like what I [TS]

  still remember the ad campaign from that [TS]

  film which was plainly leaving the [TS]

  theater and and dumping their thoughts [TS]

  on camera and nobody could really think [TS]

  of what to say that in fact i just i [TS]

  still remember the young kid at the very [TS]

  end he just stares out into space and [TS]

  doesn't say anything for about three [TS]

  seconds and then the only thing you can [TS]

  say is fun [TS]

  yeah any quite know what to do with the [TS]

  franchise the franchise had been gone I [TS]

  mean don't have never done this before [TS]

  right I went off the air all of a sudden [TS]

  Star Wars is this popular thing and [TS]

  Roddenberry convinces this video let's [TS]

  do star trek again but now i can do with [TS]

  a big-budget special effects and you can [TS]

  see the influence of the first film of [TS]

  star wars star wars had a light speed [TS]

  jump and stow Star Trek's only had to a [TS]

  work jump but we're going to ours a [TS]

  color as opposed to the black-and-white [TS]

  wanted they traveled by rainbow [TS]

  yeah the absolutely it was it was [TS]

  totally there and you know 45 minutes of [TS]

  dots of the enterprise which think it [TS]

  was good because they reuse those shots [TS]

  like you know when the next five films [TS]

  they're building up the librarian stock [TS]

  photography yeah [TS]

  we got that's what it was but the thing [TS]

  is everything is so totally different in [TS]

  this film like this is the film that [TS]

  really should have started the franchise [TS]

  alright because it's got the characters [TS]

  right it's got character interaction and [TS]

  the characters were always the strength [TS]

  of the original series anyway and so to [TS]

  make it about the sort of special [TS]

  effects and and and have this kind of [TS]

  really long ponderous preachy kind of [TS]

  plot as opposed to in this where it's [TS]

  there's action and then there are some [TS]

  really nice character interactions and [TS]

  there's a you know there's a theme and [TS]

  there's a message but it's not it's not [TS]

  preachy and you know you're right it is [TS]

  this is the movie that was the movie [TS]

  that they should have made but they they [TS]

  didn't they took this kind of leftover [TS]

  TV episode and blew it up and yeah not [TS]

  so good but they create pretended that [TS]

  the first one didn't exist then you go [TS]

  right into the fact that uniforms are [TS]

  different the ship is different i think [TS]

  this is like only don't think it's the [TS]

  same is kirk is an admiral and isn't it [TS]

  basically the same opening I mean I seem [TS]

  to recall i remember the first well but [TS]

  i remember that the they were they were [TS]

  wandering up to the newly go up to the [TS]

  new ship and both of them and a lot of [TS]

  the stuff that it thats instructor to is [TS]

  is effect scenes from from Star Trek one [TS]

  so that part is the same but again they [TS]

  do it [TS]

  this is jumping a slightly ahead but [TS]

  they do it in like 30 seconds in this [TS]

  movie and then start to recommend motion [TS]

  pictures like 10 minutes but one thing [TS]

  but they were not planning to be on the [TS]

  enterprise in that first film where they [TS]

  have I thought they were retired in that [TS]

  film as well and then ended up just by [TS]

  virtue of something yes yes curtain both [TS]

  movies does take over for the actual [TS]

  captain right and then while the first [TS]

  in the first movie they were sort of [TS]

  less subtle about that Curtis takes over [TS]

  and with that that will be open with [TS]

  like 20 minutes of Klingons being [TS]

  destroyed that's true that's true [TS]

  where's this movie begins with the the [TS]

  were thrown into the 23rd century and we [TS]

  don't know what we're looking at it [TS]

  looks like it's the bridge of the [TS]

  enterprise going into the neutral zone [TS]

  accept that some of our familiar friends [TS]

  are there but there's this girl with [TS]

  pointy ears who's who's in the captain's [TS]

  chair and and she manages to get the [TS]

  ship blown up girls equipment drivers no [TS]

  survivors were all [TS]

  here in that music and then you see [TS]

  Spock whore you see McCoy and soon [TS]

  actually wrote this down last night and [TS]

  then all of a sudden she turns rally the [TS]

  hell is sitting in that chair was some [TS]

  mystery is going on here [TS]

  corona I with you and so this is the [TS]

  first time I've watched this movie with [TS]

  a critical eye because usually i'm just [TS]

  basking in the glory that is star trek [TS]

  to date so I do you think about it too [TS]

  much but as I'm watching it so I know [TS]

  obviously what the first scene is right [TS]

  it's kasia peru we find out that you [TS]

  know it's there in a simulator and it's [TS]

  a no-win situation it sets up one of [TS]

  these great pieces of lower in the star [TS]

  trek universe right and we find out [TS]

  there's a payoff later on with the the [TS]

  whole Kobayashi Maru thing but as I'm [TS]

  watching it so it's a training exercise [TS]

  and I think why do they have these [TS]

  experience to office alright playing [TS]

  along in this training exercise it makes [TS]

  no sense wouldn't it all be cadets yes [TS]

  well I guess presumably they're there [TS]

  because you think that they're going to [TS]

  give you some guidance right and then [TS]

  they're killed off in Reverse to whom [TS]

  McCoy spot they're all going and my [TS]

  question is who's wired the bridge [TS]

  yeah yeah there's a lot of pyrotechnics [TS]

  involved and and has no one yet put [TS]

  seatbelts on the enterprise they're the [TS]

  only ones with enough experience to [TS]

  reasonably throw themselves across the [TS]

  bridge in a convincing and Kirk seems [TS]

  quite upset about the fact that they he [TS]

  says they destroyed the bridge and and [TS]

  you with it like you know how dare you [TS]

  know you broke my ship will who wired [TS]

  this thing to explode when fake playing [TS]

  with fire fake torpedoes [TS]

  well if you remember in the first one [TS]

  they had seatbelt like the armrest sort [TS]

  of collapsed in their mysterious figure [TS]

  that was kind of stupid mistake and it [TS]

  is just roll of quarters roll across the [TS]

  floor that will shake the ship so any [TS]

  questions so the star trek to ever there [TS]

  was a rumor before it came out that spot [TS]

  was going to get killed so they put the [TS]

  scene in and killed Spock immediately in [TS]

  the first thing I uh okay he's not [TS]

  really its just faked out [TS]

  yeah he'll be fine but it but you know [TS]

  the first time you see you don't know [TS]

  that it's a simulation we don't know [TS]

  what's going on any open the door and [TS]

  you see kind of Kirk in that shadow that [TS]

  sell variants [TS]

  now we're now we're going to get some [TS]

  explanations to what's going on in his [TS]

  parallel universe but first you think [TS]

  it's God but then you think what does [TS]

  God need with this time for a hairpiece [TS]

  I Captain Kirk at the beginning aids [TS]

  it's really funny in the beginning of [TS]

  the movie he's he's kind of a a a jerk [TS]

  right he's like he does no sense of [TS]

  humor he he really kind of gives it to [TS]

  sonic when he comes in and says you know [TS]

  you you screwed this up and and McCoys [TS]

  making jokes and and he's not listening [TS]

  and he and he has a conversation with [TS]

  Spock that is not he accepts this case [TS]

  it's implied but it's never said [TS]

  outright this is like 50th birthday and [TS]

  he's feeling very old and washed up in [TS]

  his little Admirals Admirals job and and [TS]

  bone the same so you get the book from [TS]

  Spock and bones brings him [TS]

  antique glasses and booze in Romulan now [TS]

  but I thought that was great the scene [TS]

  with him and McCoy and those glasses [TS]

  it's me that's one of the best scenes in [TS]

  the film because this is about age this [TS]

  is about like these people that have [TS]

  grown old together and everyone else is [TS]

  kind of accepted their place in life [TS]

  except for Kirk and he's trying to deal [TS]

  with it you know got moping around the [TS]

  galaxies is that game for the young and [TS]

  I'm not doing that anymore [TS]

  and of course like that's not you are [TS]

  really the whole theme of this film is [TS]

  our journey through Kirk's midlife [TS]

  crisis [TS]

  oh yeah absolutely that's what this is [TS]

  in fact the final line of the film is I [TS]

  feel young [TS]

  what part what part of this with me was [TS]

  the young Kirk remember this is the guy [TS]

  who is the youngest Starfleet captain [TS]

  history who brought the enterprise back [TS]

  in a five-year mission without killing [TS]

  most of his crew he was a hero and now [TS]

  he's like this middle-aged guy and the [TS]

  rest of this build is him taking [TS]

  consequences for all of his actions and [TS]

  you know we look back at some of those [TS]

  actions like that was pretty stupid like [TS]

  you just left them on that planet just [TS]

  that they know like I found myself for [TS]

  the first time I was rooting for con [TS]

  last night have been out khan khan has a [TS]

  lot of issues but but it he's a jerk is [TS]

  not without blame right Kahn is a little [TS]

  peeved i watched space seed before i [TS]

  watch this for watch this I really did [TS]

  my homework [TS]

  I take this thing I did too and it's [TS]

  basically he's kind of not Michael guy [TS]

  you know Kirk brings my hibernation [TS]

  tries to kill you know take over the [TS]

  ship and you know in classic stuff that [TS]

  you don't think about when you're [TS]

  watching the show [TS]

  well I'll just remove removing you on [TS]

  this planet and you know we move along [TS]

  and this film sort of explores all those [TS]

  things we see that with his relationship [TS]

  with Carol Marcus we've never heard of [TS]

  before and you know all the exposition [TS]

  that they set up i think that see with [TS]

  mccoy really set up the best because [TS]

  those classes come into play [TS]

  I never noticed this before those [TS]

  classes come into play at three or four [TS]

  times throughout the film at critical [TS]

  moments and it's like whoever directed [TS]

  those scenes are great products chapter [TS]

  was middle-aged at that point he plays [TS]

  it really well [TS]

  yeah and the glasses of course make a [TS]

  cameo appearance in Star Trek for what [TS]

  he sells the glasses and of course like [TS]

  I gave you those as a present and of [TS]

  course [TS]

  Crixus the great things you're going to [TS]

  do it again it's right there in a time [TS]

  loop [TS]

  I kind of like to forget about Star [TS]

  Trek's 34 [TS]

  well I think what I I think I don't get [TS]

  too i believe that but that's another [TS]

  story [TS]

  I don't know you and so I watch star [TS]

  trek 3 and it made me because I blocked [TS]

  my memory and it made me remember that [TS]

  two three and four are really just one [TS]

  long story that's the kind of yeah if [TS]

  you watch them all together it's kind of [TS]

  neat and then there's five yeah I don't [TS]

  know no other thing that struck me about [TS]

  this was recorded about the body is so [TS]

  great because in the first series don't [TS]

  know who this guy was [TS]

  and then this guy want to be associated [TS]

  with your car in fee and leather he was [TS]

  mr. Arcon Fantasy Island gotten anything [TS]

  like that and you see him in this thing [TS]

  and all of scenes cop I'm yeah oh yeah [TS]

  harder much about what Ricardo Montalban [TS]

  please this like a real actor as good as [TS]

  Montalban is though and i do not deny [TS]

  that he is fantastic in this when they [TS]

  made the space seed episode could they [TS]

  not find an East Indian actually [TS]

  addition to yeah yeah well I mean this [TS]

  was you know let's face this fix these [TS]

  weak ass to everybody with people that [TS]

  wasn't a white guy i mean if we gotta [TS]

  get you on a white guy is that close [TS]

  enough yeah that's closer it almost [TS]

  works in the TV episodes got these are [TS]

  the olive complexion as the long black [TS]

  hair [TS]

  in the movie with his with his hair [TS]

  silver and is his chest of soft [TS]

  Corinthian leather he doesn't look [TS]

  Indian any longer [TS]

  yeah I think they gave up on the whole [TS]

  Indian line he was just a superhuman you [TS]

  know superhuman East Indians had a [TS]

  different look than anyhow ninety 90 [TS]

  seconds genetically engineered to look [TS]

  split look mexican in the far future of [TS]

  manned sound six the nineties were [TS]

  different today was a very different [TS]

  time for genetic engineering sleeper [TS]

  ships with cryogenic you the eugenics [TS]

  wars it was crazy it was it was a wild [TS]

  time and I was also another great idea [TS]

  lets us know these people and it's been [TS]

  damaged basis would have yeah someone [TS]

  else probably happiness every step of [TS]

  the problem at to someone else later [TS]

  lead and it happens again right that's [TS]

  all content forget since they just like [TS]

  stick him somewhere else until he [TS]

  escapes again it's a bad idea is there [TS]

  any reason this man is more than a [TS]

  little bit grumpy [TS]

  yeah we met was he put on the sleeper [TS]

  ship or what did he put him no no he was [TS]

  thinking assumption was always that he [TS]

  escaped yet flat again he fled exactly [TS]

  right they were going to get him so he [TS]

  took off thats that's right in space [TS]

  seed so um I let's see I i want to go [TS]

  from from Kirk's birthday though the [TS]

  saddest birthday party ever [TS]

  well there's some Romulan ale but other [TS]

  than that it's true and that the first [TS]

  time Robin L is mentioned and start yeah [TS]

  I had some Romulan ale at the star trek [TS]

  experience in Las Vegas it was beer that [TS]

  was colored blue Syria and and it wasn't [TS]

  particularly stronger now [TS]

  no but had blue food color which me [TS]

  makes you wonder why how hard was it to [TS]

  smuggle the stuff like is it like [TS]

  alcohol in the 23rd century just like [TS]

  really really blue from the blue food [TS]

  coloring that's hard to get your hands [TS]

  up [TS]

  well synthehol so you know nobody wants [TS]

  exactly so drunk so we cut to a starship [TS]

  reliant which has got a recognizable [TS]

  face in mr. check off and if you're a [TS]

  fan of the original series you'll [TS]

  actually see that the transporter room [TS]

  guide mr. Kyle from the original series [TS]

  is one of the bridge officers on the [TS]

  Reliant which is just random random [TS]

  little tidbit to Darmok and and Captain [TS]

  Darmok is on this but one of the things [TS]

  that's really funny as they make this [TS]

  call to Carol Marcus who we first meet [TS]

  here who becomes a very important part [TS]

  of this movie to talk about in one of my [TS]

  favorite lines in this movie checkup [TS]

  says doesn't have to be completely [TS]

  lifeless [TS]

  and i find that funny because I mean the [TS]

  assumption here is that these guys have [TS]

  gone from planet to planet throughout [TS]

  the known galaxy and every planet has [TS]

  life on it which if you think about like [TS]

  modern scientific knowledge this is not [TS]

  very likely in fact it's probably much [TS]

  less likely that and that there are very [TS]

  rare plant planets with life right any [TS]

  given mode should work as a matter of [TS]

  fact exactly the the little space [TS]

  station is orbiting at a lifeless movie [TS]

  right well they were a little bit [TS]

  concerned about the nanoparticle current [TS]

  and it because you never know when you [TS]

  might find a particle of proto matter [TS]

  and maybe it's the words in the sensors [TS]

  it's screwed up but there's two big [TS]

  metal cargo containers and like a dozen [TS]

  super engineered humans down on the [TS]

  planet and their sensors and fun get [TS]

  nothing but there's not i don't know [TS]

  what's good and more importantly is [TS]

  every starship not commanded by Kirk you [TS]

  know run by an idiot go back to go back [TS]

  to every episode i'm doing dr. are just [TS]

  these these guys like bozos I mean no [TS]

  wonder Kirk was the youngest starship [TS]

  captain because I everyone else [TS]

  Starfleet Academy there's a recruitment [TS]

  problem but Starfleet mike seemed like [TS]

  he was competent but he was he was [TS]

  immediately thrown aside yeah but I like [TS]

  that see because you know the Federation [TS]

  and Starfleet officers are always like [TS]

  oh we're all professional and we want to [TS]

  do a great job and in this scene they're [TS]

  kinda like does it really have to be [TS]

  things we like it was just kidding baby [TS]

  plan that we budget a bit it's close to [TS]

  home [TS]

  come on come on with a little microbe or [TS]

  two between friends dr. marks private us [TS]

  a little bit crazy [TS]

  yeah yeah they don't seem really [TS]

  thrilled with this man isn't the whole [TS]

  idea of transplanting whatever it is [TS]

  kind of against the the prime directive [TS]

  well that's funny though because then [TS]

  they cut to Carol Marcus and she's like [TS]

  well let me get this straight [TS]

  it seems when transplanted like yes well [TS]

  I don't know that she hangs up and and [TS]

  immediately we get that we get that was [TS]

  really funny line where where her son [TS]

  says it's like a boy scout you you dated [TS]

  and she's like look Jim Kirk was many [TS]

  things but he was never a boy scout [TS]

  which is a great line [TS]

  let's do a little work for saturday just [TS]

  a little our out its ok and then having [TS]

  not seen this film I have to say that I [TS]

  immediately said oh sorry yeah yeah i [TS]

  mean everyone everyone who's ever seen [TS]

  that movie back exactly right in spite [TS]

  of in spite of the misdirection that [TS]

  they attempt to pull by giving him that [TS]

  righteous person yeah yeah which matches [TS]

  the curls in shadows to pay so so so [TS]

  then we go to study alpha 5 which is a [TS]

  sound stage with like a optical print of [TS]

  like extra sand blowing and its really [TS]

  fake no no that's Teddy office six so [TS]

  this is Ceti alpha 5 which is my [TS]

  favorite line in the movie and my i was [TS]

  saying it over and over again tonight my [TS]

  wife is like you are more on the hood [TS]

  doesn't have to be able to which i [TS]

  replied this is the album [TS]

  yeah although there's the scene where it [TS]

  is there's some really nice creepy bits [TS]

  in here and I like the scene where they [TS]

  go into the cargo containers and they're [TS]

  like what the hell is this [TS]

  in fact i think i think captain Darmok [TS]

  says what the hell is this like twice in [TS]

  a row he does he does what the hell is [TS]

  this and then check off sees the Botany [TS]

  Bay logo you know get your own in the [TS]

  gift shop Botany Bay thing goes on no [TS]

  blood me bay and and and they run [TS]

  outside so that's kind of creepy and [TS]

  then right where they are immediately [TS]

  unexpectedly presented with the [TS]

  polyphonic spree which I thought was [TS]

  strange in 98 do this is so bizarre for [TS]

  couple of things first of all they do [TS]

  that pan over the bookshop because [TS]

  you've got to see this copy of Moby Dick [TS]

  that right yes and King Lear again we're [TS]

  going to foreshadow just a little bit [TS]

  arm but then they go outside they see [TS]

  these people on my first reaction is why [TS]

  aren't they calling the ship it back as [TS]

  soon as they see the botany they want to [TS]

  getting the hell out of there don't they [TS]

  have phasers that communicators they're [TS]

  not they're not just a bunch of people [TS]

  they're not making any threats Adam they [TS]

  don't appear to have any weapons like [TS]

  it's never quite clear what they're [TS]

  doing other than driving the pot forward [TS]

  and in the perennial star trek question [TS]

  why to the captain and the first officer [TS]

  beam-down themselves to this planet [TS]

  well they don't think there's anything [TS]

  down there they just want to find [TS]

  something to transplant right they're [TS]

  lazy and still why wouldn't you say the [TS]

  Science Officer yeah it's true as soon [TS]

  as they see the cargo container you [TS]

  would think that maybe they call in [TS]

  backup or but they don't they don't have [TS]

  Saavik to to quote regulations at them [TS]

  or else they probably would [TS]

  is there is one place that can be down [TS]

  to and get his communicator control and [TS]

  then but they leave there and they can [TS]

  it doesn't really make it why wouldn't [TS]

  they just be like all know Botany Bay [TS]

  no check off too reliant get us out of [TS]

  here let's get out the shower i have a [TS]

  simpler explanation [TS]

  this is not the a team of stark know [TS]

  these guys are on the Reliant looking [TS]

  for dead for different roles is probably [TS]

  you know we're not trusting these guys [TS]

  to actually go out into the neutral zone [TS]

  you don't want to exploring sinking [TS]

  strange new worlds new life new symbols [TS]

  that nobody wanted to find dead and you [TS]

  can work for the Genesis people just [TS]

  there right now whatever now right no [TS]

  first contact for you that there is true [TS]

  that when they stay they show the [TS]

  Reliant bridge and the two crew members [TS]

  are concerned they're they're hailing [TS]

  accountant [TS]

  what should be the ones which we do AG [TS]

  give it a little shit sometime i'm sure [TS]

  you could find it [TS]

  yeah this is something on TV we can [TS]

  watch your exactly and they never even [TS]

  show them taking over the room because [TS]

  they don't have to because these people [TS]

  just like you know we surrender yeah [TS]

  we're not going to network we're not [TS]

  going to audition we're getting else no [TS]

  self-destruct nothing we go out they go [TS]

  outside of the cargo containers in there [TS]

  they're all standing in the desert there [TS]

  but the show up on sensors and they [TS]

  bring Matt back inside and we know that [TS]

  it's constant his bookshelf where he's [TS]

  he's got a photographic memory and he [TS]

  only has five books and he's been [TS]

  married for 15 years so he's cranky and [TS]

  he didn't quote every and when I missed [TS]

  some sort of regulation yeah it's not [TS]

  very no I mean this is why he's so mad [TS]

  at Kirk is that correct left with like [TS]

  five books for for for all eternity and [TS]

  I don't make me mad too [TS]

  it's like give me a kid no candles no [TS]

  Tigers in the 23rd century it's one of [TS]

  those other times one of those books [TS]

  have been feed Jason yellowboy of Kirk [TS]

  so right can we just say that content a [TS]

  few years to think on this city was used [TS]

  about it a little bit i'm doing it so [TS]

  there's some shots in the in the cargo [TS]

  containers the scene of cons people and [TS]

  first off there's not sure if there's [TS]

  not very many of them it's it's it's not [TS]

  a big cast and they're all like 18 year [TS]

  old blonde white people right con seems [TS]

  to rule a largely headband and multiple [TS]

  yet so which is weird because he's this [TS]

  he's this eugenic Lee you know you know [TS]

  Superman from India and yet he's got [TS]

  like a bunch of suburban teenagers [TS]

  following him [TS]

  it's it's it very weird i don't really [TS]

  understand that [TS]

  the casting of that it doesn't i [TS]

  expected that to be a you know a more [TS]

  ethnically diverse and probably like age [TS]

  diverse group unless the implication [TS]

  there is that the kids were the only [TS]

  ones who survived and all the older [TS]

  people got heels in their heads except [TS]

  for con I don't know I i seem to recall [TS]

  though in space seed it was also a [TS]

  similarly not averse crowd maybe that [TS]

  says well I mean the enterprise itself [TS]

  wasn't exactly what we call racially [TS]

  diverse you know what actually the Jason [TS]

  most of them or from various ethnic [TS]

  backgrounds but the whole genetic [TS]

  engineering thing [TS]

  oh I see it turned a Mexican into an [TS]

  indie I see if it's what i mean but they [TS]

  got more than 15 years ago and these [TS]

  people were like 19 so did con have a [TS]

  was the secret of conscious that most of [TS]

  the people who were frozen in it were [TS]

  like four-year-olds was this like on [TS]

  daycare and it's interesting he did aged [TS]

  quite a bit and nobody else appeared to [TS]

  ya anyway I are that start putting its [TS]

  there's a possibility that they are they [TS]

  they are the offspring of khan and his [TS]

  wife they could all be his babies having [TS]

  babies [TS]

  Tom Jim Henson's cotton panties so [TS]

  here's the thing we talked about how [TS]

  good you know multiple bond he does lots [TS]

  of lots of shouting and and great [TS]

  over-the-top stuff but there-there is he [TS]

  shows a little restraint very few places [TS]

  in this movie but early on in this movie [TS]

  he showed some great restraint that [TS]

  right at the beginning when uh when maze [TS]

  today I demand to know the meaning of [TS]

  this and he has these create initial [TS]

  lines which is you know you're in a [TS]

  position to demand nothing and then he [TS]

  starts sighs and says I am in a position [TS]

  to grant nothing un un it's it's he [TS]

  could have he could chew the scenery [TS]

  with outline to and what I like about [TS]

  that is that that's that moment when you [TS]

  realize you know the ego that he has his [TS]

  frustration at having been beaten and [TS]

  been stewing about it for 15 years and [TS]

  you know he's going to explode but it's [TS]

  that it's a nice moment where you just [TS]

  know he's he's a he's he's building up [TS]

  his anger he's ready to explode yeah [TS]

  Montalban hasn't you know he's not going [TS]

  to go over the top two in order to [TS]

  explode you first have to have to dial [TS]

  it down a little bit so you have some [TS]

  range and it's a nice moment where you [TS]

  just send his frustration it's like you [TS]

  know I I think so highly of me [TS]

  self but I got nothing here this is [TS]

  we've been living out of boxes for 15 [TS]

  years [TS]

  that's the fuse hissing as the sparkle [TS]

  you have towards the body of the this is [TS]

  setting out 45 but I looked at that [TS]

  scene and i said and i have one you [TS]

  choose like no he's not he's got mad and [TS]

  and now he's like you could see the [TS]

  wheels spinning like he's putting his [TS]

  plan into action by I he's got something [TS]

  here I was trying to figure out what [TS]

  he's got and and how can he play it to [TS]

  his advantage and you see it when he [TS]

  says you know and check out those no [TS]

  captain kirk captain because that [TS]

  Admiral Curtis but that they promoted [TS]

  that bone tries out all of the potential [TS]

  life stress points all pronunciations [TS]

  yes add mirror at mirror rah Commodore [TS]

  no ad marrow Admiral Kirk never bothered [TS]

  to check our progress and that's when [TS]

  you start thinking about ya was that [TS]

  list or idea current good [TS]

  oh maybe not you know making a note of [TS]

  it somewhere in a log [TS]

  just so y'all know yeah maybe the rest [TS]

  of the federal check on them send [TS]

  someone out that now they just went [TS]

  about their merry way that was what they [TS]

  done anyway and then I started thinking [TS]

  wow how many planets that these guys [TS]

  drop how many civilizations because they [TS]

  just did stuff and said not our problem [TS]

  anymore you know wow we're destroying [TS]

  civilization and their God in their [TS]

  culture and now we're just going to move [TS]

  right along [TS]

  true but and you would think so check [TS]

  off was there well he wasn't actually [TS]

  there in the original show right right [TS]

  you would the in this movie he [TS]

  apparently was there because a con [TS]

  recognizes him and so you would think [TS]

  hey we are in this system i happen to [TS]

  know who that we ruin these people at [TS]

  city of 45 so while we're checking the [TS]

  lifeless Ceti alpha six maybe mission [TS]

  structure for that they're still there [TS]

  just drop by and see how cons doing at [TS]

  that party will just bought me a big pot [TS]

  and you down the planets count the [TS]

  planets a planet is missing [TS]

  huh let's check closer huh the the [TS]

  carpets are a little bit wrong the [TS]

  missing planet shouldn't and that's when [TS]

  I think there's a line [TS]

  message on the screen a little alert [TS]

  comes up a dialog box on the screen of [TS]

  the Reliant that says recent things that [TS]

  have happened in this system khan was [TS]

  marooned here what it was disturbed by [TS]

  it [TS]

  planet exploded hurt never bother filing [TS]

  a report with the Federation he was [TS]

  never big on pillow it just never got [TS]

  this area you mentioned it is Captain's [TS]

  Log though I yeah at the end he [TS]

  mentioned something about con reject the [TS]

  captain at the captain's log with [TS]

  Russian yeah I just like the best part [TS]

  when I saw this in the theaters and [TS]

  condos [TS]

  I know you like 10 people in the [TS]

  audience go no you don't you worn in [TS]

  space down in the depths of the shipment [TS]

  something in 1982 when you could get [TS]

  netflix it did it was serious [TS]

  I mean these people weren't absolutely [TS]

  serious and I'm gonna accuse in that [TS]

  Nicholas II know you guys really didn't [TS]

  know each other or at that point checkup [TS]

  was already showing his potential and [TS]

  was like swabbing decks on the [TS]

  enterprise no gearing him up his future [TS]

  work on the remaining like 15 years [TS]

  that's not yet with the monkeys haircut [TS]

  yeah so so we shift gears from study of [TS]

  45 to go back to the what we talked [TS]

  about their we get the flyby of the [TS]

  enterprise which shows a little bit of [TS]

  restraint not coming because before you [TS]

  get to that right at you get that really [TS]

  gross scene they cut the Kirk and he's [TS]

  sitting there with his reading glasses [TS]

  on the shuttle yes totally [TS]

  and i love that right the rest of the [TS]

  world is about to explode and he's [TS]

  sitting there with those granny glasses [TS]

  on trying to read as a lot of these [TS]

  newspapers they're flying up there and [TS]

  it's like to me it was like great like [TS]

  his world is about to fall apart yeah [TS]

  the transition starts with the with Khan [TS]

  saying where can I find James Kirk and [TS]

  they got away to Kirk in the shuttle and [TS]

  it looks for all the world like he's [TS]

  sitting on the can [TS]

  yeah reading the paper he's a book with [TS]

  his pants down again I'm gonna sit there [TS]

  smoking jacket on you know but not some [TS]

  Klingon opera rod [TS]

  just chilling out exactly what else I [TS]

  also I i have a whole line here that I'm [TS]

  not gonna get into too much about i'm [TS]

  not convinced about the set eels biology [TS]

  why wasn't that it was the only animal [TS]

  on the entire planet who survived why [TS]

  does it keep the young between its [TS]

  spines what is the motivation to crawl [TS]

  into a near why does it crawl out of [TS]

  Chekhov's here at the end I don't really [TS]

  understand that is puzzling that was [TS]

  yeah that was a big is it not a hundred [TS]

  percent fatal maybe sometimes they [TS]

  decide to leave [TS]

  other times they don't wanna kill you I [TS]

  don't know it's a peculiar animal is all [TS]

  I'm saying lied about that part [TS]

  yes he didn't he didn't do a survey of [TS]

  the planet to find out whether other [TS]

  animals had survived liar he just [TS]

  assumed that might have been what what [TS]

  they were out doing when check off and [TS]

  and the other captain arrived [TS]

  well you know this is another one of [TS]

  those worlds within its higher you know [TS]

  just mono climate yeah it's the desert [TS]

  well it used to have more climates but [TS]

  but then then another planet exploded [TS]

  inexplicably night there was life you [TS]

  would given a fair chance this is [TS]

  setting out for Scott is that good I [TS]

  just going to keep doing that because i [TS]

  know i'm just-just kit is good yeah that [TS]

  you've ruined us all you've ruined it [TS]

  for all of our lives and family members [TS]

  best scenes and the court cases answer [TS]

  to any question [TS]

  ok so they get to get on the ship and [TS]

  Kirk keeps walking around with that book [TS]

  under his arm to throughout this which I [TS]

  occasionally I will find myself [TS]

  somewhere with a book under my arm and I [TS]

  and i get i get all tense I'm like I'm [TS]

  like Captain Kirk now I gotta book under [TS]

  my arm it's very strange and and they [TS]

  get on the bridge and there's this the [TS]

  funny moment where spot gets out of the [TS]

  chair and basically says his sonic how [TS]

  many times you piloted ship out of space [TS]

  to actually well I've never done it like [TS]

  to do it take it out and then and then [TS]

  Kirk and McCoy you're like holy cow what [TS]

  Scott was back spark you drive the ship [TS]

  don't I love the bones line there to [TS]

  which you like right click here and and [TS]

  the looks on their faces are so volatile [TS]

  yeah you know a horrible and it's like [TS]

  using your kid out to drive for the [TS]

  first time you're standing in you know [TS]

  the passenger seat you kind of have your [TS]

  foot on an invisible break [TS]

  trust me about that what I'm looking at [TS]

  is how difficult is it to take the ship [TS]

  out of stock involved [TS]

  basically saying the following things [TS]

  after oscars just one quarter and more [TS]

  word that's ahead step grandmother said [TS]

  warp nine [TS]

  well having now seen galaxy quest i know [TS]

  that it's harder than if you crash don't [TS]

  blame Sulu at that point of lines [TS]

  I mean soon what did you do I just said [TS]

  forward why did you left I I didn't say [TS]

  that spirit is their manual transmission [TS]

  on the enterprise that I don't know what [TS]

  what's nice about it is it it put Spock [TS]

  in his role as a teacher right Kirk is [TS]

  uncomfortable because Kirk wants to be [TS]

  in the chair he wants to be in command [TS]

  Spock doesn't need to be in the chair he [TS]

  and he says this again later [TS]

  he's he's here to teach her and make [TS]

  give her that the first experience of [TS]

  piloting the ship because she's his you [TS]

  know officer that he's grooming for for [TS]

  promotion and leadership and that's why [TS]

  Spock is here and that's that's the [TS]

  difference between Kirk and Spock is [TS]

  kirk is the man of action [TS]

  he wants to be in the chair giving [TS]

  commands and Spock doesn't need it he's [TS]

  just here to have his students learn so [TS]

  but in this scene though it almost seems [TS]

  like although it would be entirely [TS]

  illogical that he's kind of dorky and [TS]

  with Kirk because he sees him come in oh [TS]

  yeah [TS]

  his eyebrow go up notices that card box [TS]

  and this is true then does he have [TS]

  static come and take the Conn well yeah [TS]

  but i think i think Spock throughout [TS]

  these things is trying to teach calculus [TS]

  incur keep saying you know is denying [TS]

  himself and said throughout this movie [TS]

  spot keeps trying to say look you know [TS]

  what you may be middle-aged but this is [TS]

  who you are you going to do this until [TS]

  you die yeah so stop sitting there [TS]

  pushing paper and I think he doesn't [TS]

  intentionally just drive Kirk a little [TS]

  bit crazy you know that the HU and that [TS]

  should be you in that chair you you and [TS]

  I both know you should be sitting there [TS]

  not her and I'm gonna have her dry [TS]

  yeah now see that is entirely logical [TS]

  good work you go sit in the back in and [TS]

  put your glasses on and read a book [TS]

  called a Lincoln she's gonna say the [TS]

  sentences that makes this Bashir move [TS]

  yeah she's gonna tell he's gonna tell [TS]

  Sulu to press the button because of our [TS]

  head half a good job so then that [TS]

  there's a there's a really nice scene [TS]

  that win in the in the turbolift where [TS]

  Kirk goes into the elevator and and and [TS]

  he runs into sabic and she's got her [TS]

  hair different her hair's down and she's [TS]

  wearing like this kind of regulation [TS]

  Starfleet [TS]

  bath robe or something it's her straight [TS]

  and and as a kid watching this on VHS [TS]

  this scene was a couple of single shots [TS]

  back and forth as they talk and then I [TS]

  got the DVD in its letter box and it [TS]

  turns out that the way they did this and [TS]

  the DVD is it's a it's a single shot so [TS]

  they they entered the turbolift in the [TS]

  doors closed and there in one and by the [TS]

  end of the scene they open again and [TS]

  they're in someplace else so they've [TS]

  obviously been like moving the set [TS]

  around and the VHS version completely [TS]

  ruins it by cutting back and forth but [TS]

  what's cool about it is you know Kirk [TS]

  ass about her hair and all of that which [TS]

  is just kind of random and and and then [TS]

  she asked about the Kobayashi Maru and [TS]

  he he completely evades her and then she [TS]

  leaves and and McCoy comes in and set [TS]

  and does the question we always ask [TS]

  who's been holding up the damn elevator [TS]

  right because they pause these elevators [TS]

  all the time and it's like how many [TS]

  backup elevators Union and the [TS]

  enterprise for people have conversations [TS]

  like meetings are held in the elevators [TS]

  and bone says like what the hell i'm [TS]

  waiting for an elevator here she leaves [TS]

  he comes in and then alignment kills me [TS]

  and I just I love it for what it says [TS]

  about bones and what it says about [TS]

  courtesies it did she change her hair [TS]

  and purchase i didn't notice wire first [TS]

  and you know he noticed because she at [TS]

  one point she goes for the button and he [TS]

  actually flinches only pulls away [TS]

  oh yeah oh my god what's going on well [TS]

  just freaking out because it's sort of [TS]

  like an intern being alone with you know [TS]

  Bill Clinton and it's sort of like you [TS]

  know its regulations are haha wow I'm [TS]

  dressed properly a nice podcast and told [TS]

  her about Kirk I think that's very [TS]

  clearly he's done that so then Carol [TS]

  Marcus comes up and that's actually a [TS]

  really nice moment where bones like low [TS]

  Carol Marcus ah and perk just gets [TS]

  really pissed off and and and and bones [TS]

  like sorry I you know geez I didn't [TS]

  sensitive there but it's I i really love [TS]

  that scene because there's so much going [TS]

  on it this would be a good time probably [TS]

  to point out how crucial bones at home [TS]

  and enjoyment of Star Trek problem and [TS]

  well he said such a great Harry during [TS]

  his his delivery is fantastic he always [TS]

  gets the best yawns it's the [TS]

  cantankerous bastard is probably my [TS]

  all-time favorite archetype and and I [TS]

  don't think before anybody has done it [TS]

  better than the forest Kelly in any TV [TS]

  show that I can anytime [TS]

  anything is being taken too seriously [TS]

  you get bones in there in these needling [TS]

  people and it doesn't matter who you can [TS]

  needle kirky needle Spock hehe will [TS]

  question the whole premise of something [TS]

  just because he's cranky [TS]

  it's great he is such a great goes well [TS]

  there's a couple of great moments and [TS]

  where we're not we're not quite there [TS]

  yet there's one great line when they're [TS]

  actually you know later on Spock says [TS]

  then they are leaving its boxes be [TS]

  careful Jim before he goes we will like [TS]

  the classic of between India are these [TS]

  are three people that have you know [TS]

  grown older together they've been [TS]

  through a lot together and you know that [TS]

  they're just trying to help them get [TS]

  through this midlife crisis and [TS]

  fortunately there was a little crisis up [TS]

  the universe coming longer to help this [TS]

  yeah yeah absolutely it's everything [TS]

  that that interaction the character [TS]

  interaction is is one of the things that [TS]

  makes the movie so much fun [TS]

  so the next scene is we cut away to [TS]

  space station regular one and at the end [TS]

  the one seat scene where it's not just [TS]

  sort of Carol and David but that you've [TS]

  got like five or six other members of [TS]

  the science team there and I just wanted [TS]

  to mention that because they don't [TS]

  really you know until they're dead [TS]

  bodies are hanging upside down you don't [TS]

  really see much of them and I feel like [TS]

  there's an entire other movie here that [TS]

  we don't see which is the story of the [TS]

  science team that infants this amazing [TS]

  thing and they're working with the [TS]

  government to figure out where to deploy [TS]

  it and then the thing gets perverted and [TS]

  this you know the ship comes to take it [TS]

  away but it turns out there these crazy [TS]

  people who are like almost savage people [TS]

  who come out and they they they attack [TS]

  them and they're they're trying to buy [TS]

  time for the people to escape and that [TS]

  people are tortured but they don't give [TS]

  up the information just like this [TS]

  amazing other story about what happens [TS]

  to the science team and we don't see any [TS]

  of it right i mean we see them murmur [TS]

  what do you mean that they're coming to [TS]

  get our thing and then they're dead and [TS]

  and we don't see the rest of its absence [TS]

  but I think that's great because they [TS]

  did not spend a lot of time in this [TS]

  movie with stupid exposition there [TS]

  aren't a whole lot of long speeches if [TS]

  they made that today they would have [TS]

  added on [TS]

  another 40 minutes to tell that I'm sure [TS]

  but I want to need like that in me as a [TS]

  kid I read the read the novelization of [TS]

  this of this movie and there's a little [TS]

  bit more of character development of [TS]

  these guys and and I think about that [TS]

  every time I see them hanging upside [TS]

  down with their throats got it's like oh [TS]

  poor scientists they did you know [TS]

  because it's kind of a nice story they [TS]

  like they refused to answer common [TS]

  questions they buy time for them to get [TS]

  Genesis away but so there's that moment [TS]

  here where we were we see them getting [TS]

  upset that that Chekhov is said they're [TS]

  going to come take Genesis away and we [TS]

  know that bad things are gonna happen to [TS]

  this poor our friends in the in the [TS]

  science team and then you cut back to [TS]

  the enterprise and once again the [TS]

  enterprise's the only ship in the [TS]

  quadrant that can deal with a with a [TS]

  crisis absolutely no sense why would the [TS]

  enterprise be the only ship in the [TS]

  quadrant that has earth it has a very [TS]

  City headquarters of Starfleet doesn't [TS]

  make any sense i guess study alpha 5 is [TS]

  a back with this is Ceti alpha 5 and but [TS]

  not only that but don't they know the [TS]

  run line isn't that quadrants [TS]

  yeah it's true it's very close by so I I [TS]

  have a theory that it's not the only [TS]

  ship in the quadrant and it's really [TS]

  just Kirk being like it's Carol Marcus [TS]

  something's going on I want to take [TS]

  control of the ship anyway [TS]

  yeah we're the only ones really who are [TS]

  closed um really so I'm gonna take over [TS]

  now okay just let me know checkout is at [TS]

  the helm of the reliance so there's that [TS]

  they got a problem my sexy with Carol [TS]

  Marcus is great because it's where [TS]

  they're using AT&T to communicate so [TS]

  it's not under century 80s the franchise [TS]

  they can't keep a signal goes only one [TS]

  bar that regular one that's right one [TS]

  bar why it was right like talking on an [TS]

  iphone in your idea what you say I can't [TS]

  hello what up [TS]

  it was programmed by the same gun is [TS]

  auto pilot out of this big throughout [TS]

  their static to which is funny because [TS]

  now in a digital era there's no snow but [TS]

  it's like TV static like [TS]

  oh I could barely make you out let them [TS]

  eat static yes exactly right [TS]

  it's all it's all actually TV static but [TS]

  what is this static of which you speak [TS]

  let them eat MPEG artifacts haha that'll [TS]

  teach me [TS]

  let them eat skype interference but then [TS]

  you have a great scene with Kirk and [TS]

  Spock I think that's a fantastic see [TS]

  yes I always like seeing Spock's [TS]

  quarters because it looks for all the [TS]

  world like that the anteroom of a [TS]

  benihana expecting somebody to walk up [TS]

  and ask if you want to sit in the dining [TS]

  room or do you want tap on interesting [TS]

  interesting i did make an i made a note [TS]

  that says Spock's quarters kind of tacky [TS]

  yeah he's not into the material things [TS]

  he's just got a rug gonna thing hanging [TS]

  on the wall a dreamcatcher maybe range [TS]

  mirror made of pennies apparently yeah [TS]

  and I swear to God that mirror with all [TS]

  the lightbulbs my parents had that on [TS]

  their wall shop in 1984 yeah well most [TS]

  people don't know is that Spock really [TS]

  was a fan of nineteen seventies [TS]

  memorabilia and connected it yeah he's [TS]

  got a Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac [TS]

  outside there's a lava lamp on his [TS]

  bedside table that I believe that cut on [TS]

  the internet you go it's only logical to [TS]

  Remember Who khan was in space seed but [TS]

  spock knew all about the lava lamp [TS]

  exactly that's correct this is this is [TS]

  the key scene that we're we're yes and [TS]

  actually I i would like to pair it with [TS]

  the scene that follows immediately which [TS]

  is where cons right-hand man [TS]

  yo Keem talks to him we can't you know [TS]

  cons right-hand man is you walk him [TS]

  yes lock in yes your walkie now I love n [TS]

  jus he does say it you said at the end [TS]

  he does said unlike some of the Star [TS]

  Wars characters that Dan and John talked [TS]

  about and they know them and they're [TS]

  only actually named that because of [TS]

  their action figure you're walking home [TS]

  is actually named in the in the movie [TS]

  it's justin scott he was in a bunch of [TS]

  TV shows in the eighties if you'd like [TS]

  to prefer to say that it's jason scott [TS]

  from like the Phoenix and other random [TS]

  shows that were on the eighties but [TS]

  anyway so no I'm okay with lockheed [TS]

  Milwaukee no always baby always be [TS]

  walking to me that what you notice i [TS]

  didn't know he was out of an issue or a [TS]

  bubble wrap or something at one point [TS]

  and that's how you knew his name no no [TS]

  that's the only reason anybody knew the [TS]

  lig 88 was exactly [TS]

  no no he's actually mentioned move [TS]

  unlike many of the Star Wars characters [TS]

  so we get the needs of the many and the [TS]

  needs of the few i have been and always [TS]

  shall be your friend but what really is [TS]

  great here is that Kirk is really [TS]

  apologetic right he's like well there's [TS]

  this thing and it's box-like take a ship [TS]

  and critics like no no I don't want the [TS]

  show [TS]

  no no you just drop me on the getting [TS]

  getting this year we just let me off [TS]

  drop me off in yourself responsible time [TS]

  time again you can command the ship full [TS]

  of trainees and nothing bad will happen [TS]

  to them yeah exactly right [TS]

  surely there were not be at an emergency [TS]

  of some kind that well well we forgot [TS]

  that scene when he meets body when they [TS]

  first get on there he goes over to one [TS]

  of the trainees you like what's your [TS]

  name and it's like I'm going he's dead [TS]

  shirt and apparently movie categorize [TS]

  guy at some point that guy is that I [TS]

  think in the novelization that was like [TS]

  studies it's actually think they shot [TS]

  scenes and and cut them and they're in [TS]

  the deleted scenes that is scotty's [TS]

  nephew and there's there's more about [TS]

  that makes it that much it actually is a [TS]

  very sad scene when he dies and Scotty [TS]

  said it doesn't really matter whether [TS]

  he's relative or not he's got he's just [TS]

  upset that he was doing his duty and me [TS]

  and he died there there is a certain set [TS]

  of logic that these not Scotty's nephew [TS]

  isn't why the hell is he bringing this [TS]

  one who guided the bridge instead of [TS]

  sickbay because he's loopy from the fee [TS]

  i mean is that they may be the place [TS]

  maybe well he was he was the only one [TS]

  that stayed at his post know what's [TS]

  going well everybody else bailed and so [TS]

  he was probably the one that was close [TS]

  at hand so Scotty could come and present [TS]

  him dramatically [TS]

  yeah yeah that's right here that's right [TS]

  that's the young kid in the war movie [TS]

  you know he's dead he's got seconds to [TS]

  show me that that's 23rd century this is [TS]

  the first they don't have any red shirts [TS]

  anymore they're all wearing red shirts [TS]

  we now have the white guys white [TS]

  jumpsuit guy white is the new red yeah [TS]

  so so I'm so I i like and one other [TS]

  thing that I noticed at in the scene [TS]

  where they enter and Spock is sitting [TS]

  there and maybe this is just common lore [TS]

  amongst the Star Trek fans but Spock is [TS]

  actually sitting there meditating with [TS]

  the live long and prosper hands going oh [TS]

  he's got it he's got his hands together [TS]

  and kind of a praying way but his [TS]

  fingers are separated [TS]

  live long and prosper style that's how [TS]

  they do it on Vulcan man and how they [TS]

  roll that is so so so this box has taken [TS]

  ship look I'm here as a teacher you know [TS]

  you should be in charge anyway and I [TS]

  want to get the counterpoint is with [TS]

  your welcome and con is your items like [TS]

  dude we got a ship or three [TS]

  we're not on the sand planet anymore we [TS]

  can go anywhere we want [TS]

  let's get out of here and cut his condo [TS]

  no I gotta get Kirk it doesn't matter of [TS]

  your high heat ask me that's I mean [TS]

  that's it you know [TS]

  easy and I said that's the point where [TS]

  Kirk becomes the white well right at [TS]

  that scene yeah and you know these guys [TS]

  are just too loyal to him and they're [TS]

  not going to say no but you can think on [TS]

  my god this you know he's lost it [TS]

  we could be out of here we got the [TS]

  remaining because we captured the [TS]

  dumbest ruined in the Federation yeah [TS]

  what do we need this work and he'll try [TS]

  that again [TS]

  no we're going to see that movie where [TS]

  he goes later and we got Genesis we got [TS]

  through a lot of what more do you want [TS]

  let's get out of here now what's [TS]

  interesting though is he does later [TS]

  actually listen to what [TS]

  joaquim says to him and he actually [TS]

  forget what the point is but oh when [TS]

  they're they're damaged and they're [TS]

  forced to pull away right [TS]

  he actually leaves us with your not so [TS]

  far gone that he won't listen to his is [TS]

  like whenever he fights first first the [TS]

  argument right now and he goes and goes [TS]

  you know commander is it that there is [TS]

  some degree you could see that he said [TS]

  some grip on reality but every so often [TS]

  he slips kind of back into that madness [TS]

  but right there is a thing there with [TS]

  the council on the advice that he's [TS]

  getting that's sort of when we get the [TS]

  sense that this is now personal this is [TS]

  no longer you know I you know that this [TS]

  is nuts the band of marauders he's after [TS]

  Admiral Kirk and I think the fact that [TS]

  he made Admirals but pushed him over the [TS]

  edge at marijuana that was it at at mira [TS]

  that just push them over it and Tamara [TS]

  at this point I made a note that is [TS]

  common is a little obsessed with Kirk [TS]

  analysis very good insight yes thank you [TS]

  agree agree how did you catch that it's [TS]

  subtle [TS]

  it's subtle most of us would have missed [TS]

  it it's true you have to really pay [TS]

  attention to pick up that subtlety of [TS]

  his performance is very cold you're [TS]

  walking City le Larry it is where i am a [TS]

  third watch you'll see it now i think [TS]

  around the 30 second time i got so the [TS]

  Genesis briefing room seemed the first [TS]

  major like CGI in a movie [TS]

  remember when retinal scans were science [TS]

  fiction so I i would have my notes say I [TS]

  get a retina scan of the doctor every [TS]

  year its there's a picture shows you top [TS]

  secret information [TS]

  yeah I think about that scene every time [TS]

  identify for retinal scan and it's like [TS]

  yeah it looks good [TS]

  come back next year but but it you know [TS]

  we don't have glaucoma [TS]

  yeah and this is where McCoy is again at [TS]

  his cranky best right which is like you [TS]

  green-blooded Vulcan this is bad spots [TS]

  like whatever and in Japanese and you [TS]

  know what I'm thinking I'm thinking this [TS]

  is a kickstarter video it is it is sure [TS]

  that's right it's the root cause up if [TS]

  you give us up if we get enough backers [TS]

  and frankly you know for 500 credits you [TS]

  will get my call planet of your own will [TS]

  take your visit the moon will just do [TS]

  something for you [TS]

  they really kind of blow it though [TS]

  because they talked up and how it's a [TS]

  life generating device but they don't [TS]

  make any mention at all of how it's [TS]

  apparently also a water and atmosphere [TS]

  generated and and son it creates a [TS]

  sun-times it does a lot of haha cool [TS]

  stuff even indoors it creates a son [TS]

  it's amazing it is it but I don't don't [TS]

  but no the Kickstarter like bonuses if [TS]

  you take it to 1 million credits then [TS]

  we'll make dragons that's just so that's [TS]

  just a little sweetener if we get to a [TS]

  million obviously you can have your own [TS]

  species yeah and if you have one guy do [TS]

  all the fields for you slide apart fast [TS]

  he'll Brandon struck me as you know I [TS]

  said this is like 23rd century [TS]

  Kickstarter they're putting it out there [TS]

  is kickstarter video and the [TS]

  Federation's alright will find you and I [TS]

  will give the other is just the venture [TS]

  capital arm arm you said they only put [TS]

  enough to get the t-shirt though [TS]

  yeah yeah and and the Reliant what [TS]

  and you know someone had a good copy of [TS]

  photoshop and rendering program is just [TS]

  the demo showing you were just showing [TS]

  you some graphic that's a little CTR [TS]

  it's pretty basic bond it's all done in [TS]

  flash 23rd century flash [TS]

  oh I love I did you love one bit though [TS]

  in that briefing well tube it's actually [TS]

  the first is that is that I'd i love how [TS]

  Kirk always sort of half rolls his eyes [TS]

  when spot goes on what is magical and [TS]

  there's a great instances where are we [TS]

  going to do this again talking he's [TS]

  talking to bones about logic and [TS]

  incorrect size just go to the rainbow [TS]

  over the other side of his head it's [TS]

  it's a great scene and McCoys ranting [TS]

  about them around that's what this thing [TS]

  right it doesn't be used as a weapon for [TS]

  of it as a weapon my god and furthermore [TS]

  Spock there is great too which is you [TS]

  must learn to govern your passions they [TS]

  will be your undoing which is given the [TS]

  way this movie plays out is is prescient [TS]

  in a different way [TS]

  interesting yeah yes all right space [TS]

  battle this is this is for my money I [TS]

  think this is the best sort of like [TS]

  tactical space battle scene that I've [TS]

  ever seen and I there are Star Wars Star [TS]

  Wars movies we've got the fleet of ships [TS]

  and they're all coming on pew pew and [TS]

  they're moving around are very exciting [TS]

  but you know I never really get much of [TS]

  a sense of tactics from that whereas in [TS]

  star trek to we've got you know two [TS]

  ships and and it's like a battled see or [TS]

  a submarine battle it's it's it's a [TS]

  one-on-one kind of thing and then you [TS]

  can actually understand where they are [TS]

  which in modern action movies is [TS]

  actually quite rare and what they're [TS]

  doing and what the strategy is first [TS]

  when the Reliant sneak sort of sneaks up [TS]

  right in plain view on the enterprise [TS]

  and blows them away before they can turn [TS]

  on their shields and then the the [TS]

  reversal that happens at the end of the [TS]

  scene just so much tension the music [TS]

  James Horner's music is great in this [TS]

  whole movie but here it's a it's State [TS]

  Building vacuum is that starts coming up [TS]

  the music builds and these were awake [TS]

  capital ships should be finding they're [TS]

  not dog fighting i'm gonna find around [TS]

  each other and then you know is it with [TS]

  joysticks is and perhaps later films we [TS]

  discovered that the enterprise can be [TS]

  flown by a joystick [TS]

  but what I loved about this was here's [TS]

  where we see Kirk slipping up he's a [TS]

  half's he's literally a half-step to [TS]

  slow and I i remember seeing this movie [TS]

  even last night I was watching your [TS]

  screaming raise the shield yeah that [TS]

  states the racing shields [TS]

  yes and and they're charging faces yes [TS]

  and and they're locking on target [TS]

  yes and I didn't uh it does support his [TS]

  theory that he's going senile to be [TS]

  honest [TS]

  well that's why i said he is he really [TS]

  is a half step slower this is where he [TS]

  gets sort of shaking out of this [TS]

  complacency and shakes the rest off [TS]

  though i think is is this moment yes but [TS]

  but true to your point he's still miles [TS]

  better than every other commander in [TS]

  Starfleet in spite of everything lost [TS]

  his step [TS]

  but once again seen that I love he's [TS]

  looking up the prefix though he's got to [TS]

  put the damn glasses on because he can [TS]

  speak just the second card i gotta put [TS]

  my hearing aid in got glasses on its [TS]

  second turn around and say hi to tell [TS]

  Conda to wait for him that I love that [TS]

  it's whip them off turns around tells [TS]

  con hold it and then put them back on so [TS]

  we can look again and it grew up in it [TS]

  as a theater actor and there's some of [TS]

  this theatrical flourishes of the got [TS]

  the glasses and it's coming through now [TS]

  con but this is so great because you see [TS]

  the wheel starting to spin with kirk and [TS]

  this is the the archetypal Captain Kirk [TS]

  has a trick to pull from the original [TS]

  series which is he's figuring it out and [TS]

  there's that I love the moment where he [TS]

  says keep nodding like I'm still giving [TS]

  orders but it's just not just keep it no [TS]

  ever tell you that I gotta say I'm [TS]

  working it out now [TS]

  i do question the security ramifications [TS]

  of being able to have a five digit pin [TS]

  number to control some any random [TS]

  because I had never thought of that [TS]

  before as i watch this but I was like [TS]

  what you can take over another starship [TS]

  if you know a five-digit code my [TS]

  password to get into my email is longer [TS]

  than the code you need to take over a [TS]

  Federation starship I i think it's i [TS]

  think it's the Kirk as an admiral and [TS]

  and they're on the enterprise they've [TS]

  got like the the master key and then [TS]

  they also need the encryption pin and [TS]

  it's supposed to stop the runaway [TS]

  starships yeah five digits and [TS]

  and they're not even input on like a [TS]

  like a number pad their input on a [TS]

  series of individual switches and 0 [TS]

  through 9 [TS]

  what thats that's the tricky part though [TS]

  you need to know the sequence of [TS]

  switches yeah that is exactly what he [TS]

  said I'm drop down down left right left [TS]

  right be a their shields are dropping [TS]

  there was one other thing in that scene [TS]

  that I thought was a little bit strange [TS]

  because he calls out Scotty oh do we [TS]

  have anything now we're dead in the [TS]

  water and purchase try the auxiliary [TS]

  power is guys like oh yeah okay I didn't [TS]

  think I think that everything smells [TS]

  really good hour on the ship so so I'm [TS]

  the C batteries in the warp drive we're [TS]

  going to get so when you watch this back [TS]

  one of the things that that is [TS]

  fascinating knowing every single bead of [TS]

  this movie is to watch the setups and [TS]

  and we see the the mechanism for knowing [TS]

  but shields are up or down like four [TS]

  times before the moment where he drops [TS]

  the shields on them and so when that [TS]

  moment comes [TS]

  you're like oh I know what's happening [TS]

  at the little dots are leaving around [TS]

  the ship and that means their shields [TS]

  are down but they they set it up there's [TS]

  like you know there's multiple shots of [TS]

  different times of shields coming up or [TS]

  down showing that screen and it is such [TS]

  a wonderful moment I mean I know it's [TS]

  just it's it's a they invented something [TS]

  so it's in some ways it's a deus ex [TS]

  machina but you know i love that it's [TS]

  it's showing the characters thinking [TS]

  about you know Kirk's advantages the [TS]

  Kirk knows the rules here and even [TS]

  though he's he has blown it by being a [TS]

  step too slow [TS]

  he knows things and this this ends up [TS]

  being cons on doing at the end to in the [TS]

  final fight scene is you know client is [TS]

  brilliant but he's obsessed [TS]

  that's one problem and the second [TS]

  problem is the con is not from he's from [TS]

  the 20th century and Kirk knows the [TS]

  rules that he doesn't know and and so [TS]

  knowing the prefix code and and this [TS]

  time Kirk doesn't hesitate right he's [TS]

  like drop the shields [TS]

  fire fire fire and there we go for the [TS]

  first time his age is not on our up on [TS]

  liability [TS]

  he's got experience he knows right any [TS]

  lectures you'll have to know just you [TS]

  know how things were going to know why [TS]

  they were [TS]

  right but we should know from space seed [TS]

  though that Khan has studied the [TS]

  technical manuals of the enterprise fish [TS]

  really should be something that's in [TS]

  there but he didn't think to to change [TS]

  the prefix codes and he forgot his nine [TS]

  right I guess that wasn't in the tech [TS]

  manual I've it would have been nice if [TS]

  there had been the scene where your [TS]

  argument comes up into sir I think we [TS]

  should change the prefixes no no thats [TS]

  want him without history fix coat and an [TS]

  expression of a space that's the first [TS]

  time you see the old Kirk when he goes [TS]

  here it comes on to number you just [TS]

  stand by their side over its on the legs [TS]

  and you know he would have just turned [TS]

  change the password to Ceti alpha five [TS]

  so really you could've guessed it easily [TS]

  and then yeah might as well now a [TS]

  question for the the star trek that I [TS]

  don't you want to the shield's actually [TS]

  turn on slowly around the ship as they [TS]

  appear to in the in the overhead display [TS]

  that is if you have the dramatic setting [TS]

  on on your shields yes they should they [TS]

  had a comment I would you turn that off [TS]

  I did you have to charge you know it [TS]

  makes a certain amount of sense is super [TS]

  excited that we've ever seen some of [TS]

  these systems in operation i thought [TS]

  they played out pretty logical yeah i'm [TS]

  just wondering if that ever comes up in [TS]

  a film or an emphasis as the shields are [TS]

  traveling slowly around the back and [TS]

  never somebody shoots him in the back [TS]

  never see the shield's I mean it's [TS]

  really only the device of like you know [TS]

  shields are down to twenty percent we [TS]

  can't take another hit like that you [TS]

  know that kind of that kind of thing [TS]

  this is this is a closed complex shield [TS]

  kind of thing and star trek because it's [TS]

  like to go up and down and it actually [TS]

  actually matters whether it's up or down [TS]

  there's something technical about it [TS]

  it's like you know they also like the [TS]

  battery on my phone you know what [TS]

  minutes a hundred percent next not a [TS]

  10-percent there's no wonder these [TS]

  things for a hundred percent next minute [TS]

  they're about like this field can take [TS]

  one it would be interesting if i press [TS]

  the sleep button on my iPhone and [TS]

  instead of just shutting off when do [TS]

  people around the edges and then went [TS]

  off that would be the best bit about [TS]

  that tactical that whole battle scene [TS]

  though is as always is the case in Star [TS]

  Trek is the reaction of the crew and [TS]

  that and the command team when they get [TS]

  hit but there's nothing more wonderful [TS]

  than seeing guys hurl themselves across [TS]

  the parade there's a champion that first [TS]

  shot that they take there's a guy and [TS]

  you gotta watch for it [TS]

  who is screaming and his body just flies [TS]

  on I totally nominate him for the the [TS]

  successor to the wilhelm scream because [TS]

  it is a fantastic screen he lets out [TS]

  he's flying all the way actually then [TS]

  hurls himself all the way across the [TS]

  bridge from one side to the other [TS]

  it's magnificent there is some mayhem [TS]

  going on there and i love that scene [TS]

  also right before they just over the [TS]

  bridge [TS]

  it's not clear why he does that they're [TS]

  not any safer off the bridge but it's [TS]

  like he doesn't want to screw up is his [TS]

  subject and they don't know about the [TS]

  prefix codes and they're not going to be [TS]

  good actors this is between me and [TS]

  Connie won't nod as if i'm giving orders [TS]

  so they're going to get it will be like [TS]

  what you're not giving orders captain [TS]

  I I Admiral Kirk up [TS]

  I I Admiral Kirk up [TS]

  very confused what's going on i also [TS]

  love how parts of the bridge just sort [TS]

  of spontaneously burst into flame even [TS]

  though one would assume that the bridge [TS]

  is insulated from the outer Hall by at [TS]

  least a couple hundred yards [TS]

  it's the manual exfoliation Kobayashi [TS]

  Maru simulation but the console that [TS]

  Kirk is that is is always it's like [TS]

  somebody just little barbecue right in [TS]

  fact that there's like a hibachi going [TS]

  on in the background space wiring is [TS]

  hard Steve space wiring and right you [TS]

  know it's clear that that someone has [TS]

  been giving payoffs to the Federation [TS]

  electrical engineering inspectors goes [TS]

  to the lowest bid contractor so that's [TS]

  right this is what happens when it's out [TS]

  there and first line of a thing right [TS]

  everything's blowing up so let's see I [TS]

  guess they go there at that point they [TS]

  go to regular one because they beaten [TS]

  con off and maybe they need to go find [TS]

  out what's going on and we get some [TS]

  nicer weather first there's the gym be [TS]

  careful [TS]

  we will we will I love that and then [TS]

  they said absolutely go over to this [TS]

  empty space station and again some [TS]

  almost again i want i want to say that I [TS]

  mean it's star star trek movie but I [TS]

  almost sense a little bit of the set the [TS]

  influence of alien here in the sense [TS]

  that they do try to stretch this out [TS]

  words like empty space ship these long [TS]

  slope and you actually see hora she's [TS]

  married but she's been conveniently [TS]

  they're only able to find indeterminate [TS]

  life site because their scanners are [TS]

  there's the scene with the mouse [TS]

  yeah those are the other way I have my [TS]

  notes to reminds me Ali this was two [TS]

  years or three years after Alan came out [TS]

  and you kept waiting for something [TS]

  really got to the bone time bones turns [TS]

  around and there's like eight dead [TS]

  bodies hanging out which is kind of you [TS]

  know Star Trek that's kind of rough [TS]

  that's kind of like I I jumped the first [TS]

  time I saw that yeah that was also know [TS]

  as a scary it was pretty gruesome to is [TS]

  there like a lowering them down [TS]

  yeah i love that that hora is muted but [TS]

  you see her she's still trying to hail [TS]

  cuz you know whether or not she's like [TS]

  hello hello hello [TS]

  and finally Kirstie Alley opens up her [TS]

  computer and communicator and goes we're [TS]

  fine out like shut up shut up or [TS]

  business just say something about these [TS]

  communicators with these like Nokia [TS]

  casts off from radioshack was like big [TS]

  they're conky they're ugly too thick but [TS]

  they're also super wide it's like the [TS]

  gala [TS]

  c-note communicator yes it's like super [TS]

  wide it's a redundant circuitry and I [TS]

  just went back to check this because i [TS]

  have structure one and back then they [TS]

  had risk communities in the first movie [TS]

  they had slimmed everything down [TS]

  figuring technology advanced this looks [TS]

  like something that picked up at radio [TS]

  shack on the way out the door their [TS]

  style maybe I'm stylish my theory was [TS]

  trainees you know we don't give him the [TS]

  good equipment they're gonna use these [TS]

  old communicators in a war surplus stuff [TS]

  we got laying around from the eugenics [TS]

  technology doesn't usually get bigger [TS]

  but they between the original series in [TS]

  this movie that the great has got a lot [TS]

  bigger but i think they wanted to go [TS]

  back to the whole I want to think that [TS]

  they flip open and looks like the old [TS]

  star trek communicators did but let's [TS]

  make them bigger and clunkier yeah and [TS]

  you know if this really looks like i [TS]

  don't know something from like the 1950s [TS]

  science movie fiction movies it was one [TS]

  of those little continuity things that [TS]

  just gonna bug me that in the flat that [TS]

  Kirk spends the rest of the movie with [TS]

  his tunic unbuttoned bugs the hell out [TS]

  of me for some reason let's stay just [TS]

  like that i don't know what that's their [TS]

  other than show me like you know the [TS]

  blood that he's still there but now I [TS]

  went back and looked and he actually [TS]

  unbuttons that himself on purpose yeah [TS]

  he's walking across the ground shortly [TS]

  after they get shot [TS]

  yeah so it's I think it's just he's [TS]

  wearing himself out exactly [TS]

  yeah and there's a lot of apparently [TS]

  stuff that you can buy the Starfleet you [TS]

  know what I don't know swag store [TS]

  because now they have waiting jackets [TS]

  that you can wear with nice buckles on [TS]

  and then Kirk's where it is using the [TS]

  data so you can give them to your [TS]

  girlfriend when she's cold in the [TS]

  Genesis kid it was like a leather jacket [TS]

  uh yeah it is it's the space leather [TS]

  jacket i like the Stars leather jacket [TS]

  but if you if you're gonna happen long [TS]

  enough you get a Letterman's jacket with [TS]

  a high collar and he wears his up with [TS]

  the highway to do it i'm a i-i-i gotta [TS]

  love the boots got the high collar but [TS]

  what is with the design of that though [TS]

  that that short with that with the one [TS]

  thing hanging down that I mean was this [TS]

  new kids inspired or you can do several [TS]

  years later it [TS]

  I know but that why you know patent [TS]

  leather belt buckle up right now [TS]

  Starfleet units by oshkosh b'gosh yeah [TS]

  yeah it's oh in the chatroom somebody [TS]

  points out that that Kirk opens his his [TS]

  vest because con he's got a little chest [TS]

  out [TS]

  he wants a man cleavage and in the [TS]

  original Star Trek his shirts were [TS]

  always ripped and fight so he's me [TS]

  that's as close to season comes to [TS]

  unbuckle it that the regular one seems I [TS]

  mean me that the creepiness kind of [TS]

  continues to because then they go to the [TS]

  did the transporter room and it's left [TS]

  running and abandoned and they're like [TS]

  well there's some coordinates here but [TS]

  well first we see checkoff back wanna [TS]

  there there in the crate right they open [TS]

  the crate and they're like eyes rolled [TS]

  back in their heads like maybe they're [TS]

  dead right we don't know what they are [TS]

  but then we discovered that walter [TS]

  Koenig is a really bad they put what [TS]

  your shirt on audio general or deny the [TS]

  creature all their value and sa lie [TS]

  that's the madness that is promised by [TS]

  come thing but they said they put [TS]

  creatures illness and McCoys then there [TS]

  may be getting a quick scale yeah [TS]

  they're creatures still in oh yeah but [TS]

  maybe you guys want to stay here you [TS]

  want to come down with us and we we [TS]

  brought the we brought the antiquated [TS]

  tricorders so i will pick up later [TS]

  I'm sure nothing bad can happen we let [TS]

  you out of this create their creatures [TS]

  in your head [TS]

  come with us so they beam down to the [TS]

  empty to the empty coordinates which is [TS]

  again that creepy moment of like they [TS]

  bought time to get they didn't get down [TS]

  this far and and and of course there's a [TS]

  funny McCoy line where where I another [TS]

  record suppose they win your heart you [TS]

  know where well it's your best it's your [TS]

  chance to get away from it all and I [TS]

  don't know what if that's what you want [TS]

  me to say we got nothing with this is [TS]

  the only option bone so you want to stay [TS]

  here with the rats no dead bodies no [TS]

  okay energized and another this is a [TS]

  foreshadow that i get i think they might [TS]

  have overplayed a little bit if we go by [TS]

  mobile look that is like I like mrs. Sam [TS]

  this is the biggest problem i have with [TS]

  the movie is that at a two year old [TS]

  chimpanzee could figure out this [TS]

  situation of genetics Superman whereas [TS]

  the genetically modified brilliant con [TS]

  somehow completely misses that hours and [TS]

  days and was too busy focused on how [TS]

  clever he is that he's he's [TS]

  eavesdropping and why can all of their [TS]

  communications be encrypted [TS]

  yeah well it's a magical I couldn't stop [TS]

  it figure it out [TS]

  know anyone who's watching this movie [TS]

  and he's like he's not even being subtle [TS]

  this is like you know when a [TS]

  six-year-old is trying to tell you a [TS]

  secret [TS]

  why the book [TS]

  ours will seem like minutes when yeah [TS]

  you know but when I was 11 years old now [TS]

  watch this movie for the first time I'm [TS]

  totally missed that I was so engrossed [TS]

  in other stuff i totally missed it and [TS]

  so with that moment where Kurt flips his [TS]

  communicator opens giant communicator [TS]

  open later was like cool [TS]

  oh wow right when I was 11 so it is a [TS]

  great scene and and I think the [TS]

  greatness of that scene is so powerful [TS]

  that you forget how lame this was when [TS]

  I'm watching it now and I'm seeing him [TS]

  because you can skip same by-the-book [TS]

  remember by the book [TS]

  yeah but maybe he's suggesting that you [TS]

  purchased the novelization available [TS]

  from penguin yes by it LOL tell you the [TS]

  date of the science team if you read [TS]

  them as and of course you know we know [TS]

  that regulations because sabatino's [TS]

  every regulation of the book by heart [TS]

  now she's broken she remembers he sees [TS]

  so when they when they beam down into [TS]

  the Genesis cave the the hallway that [TS]

  leads to the genesis game i guess more [TS]

  accurate right the the phil collins [TS]

  memorial hallway then uh then uh you [TS]

  know we we see that there's the betrayal [TS]

  of Chekhov and and captain Tyrell they [TS]

  call up con and he steals the Genesis [TS]

  device and the trail kills himself and [TS]

  check of yeah I don't understand why [TS]

  does Terrell have to kill himself but [TS]

  then the thing just jumped out of [TS]

  Chekhov said well that's what jumps out [TS]

  of his head it's like I'm getting the [TS]

  hell out of here somebody's gonna blow [TS]

  ya abandoned ship its self-presentation [TS]

  yeah and it's one of them was a [TS]

  disposable captain in the other one had [TS]

  a feature credit so it was just you know [TS]

  it goes but it kinda like that struggle [TS]

  like you know where cons you're pushing [TS]

  him shoot him shoot him he's like a cat [TS]

  can't do it can't do I thought there was [TS]

  a missing line of dialogue there that [TS]

  they didn't put in which would have been [TS]

  con being like point the phaser and pull [TS]

  the trigger right and so what he does [TS]

  what he does he turns it on himself [TS]

  because he's got a fire the gun and he [TS]

  doesn't want to fire it at Kirk so he he [TS]

  fires it himself but then yeah and then [TS]

  and then boy he did feel bad because [TS]

  turns out if he had waited like I'm [TS]

  another 30 seconds this thing would have [TS]

  just fallen out of this year street was [TS]

  just a shape also we shot the other guy [TS]

  and that's yeah that because what David [TS]

  did get his getting over that [TS]

  self-defense though that's how the way i [TS]

  figure i actually like that that's a [TS]

  good theory i think i'm pretty proud of [TS]

  myself for coming up with that I think [TS]

  the thing really bailed his ear because [TS]

  the other one got vaporized your moment [TS]

  to get out of here ously maybe two feet [TS]

  to his right it didn't work because he [TS]

  still got some toast i'm gonna find [TS]

  another year one of my one of my [TS]

  absolute favorite lines comes up on you [TS]

  manage to kill just about everyone else [TS]

  con you bloodsucker you've managed to [TS]

  kill just about everyone else but like a [TS]

  poor marksman you keep missing the [TS]

  target and what I really like about this [TS]

  thing as a place up well against the [TS]

  next scene is right he's obviously [TS]

  trying to talk on and constant comm yeah [TS]

  calm down I i got better I got the jet [TS]

  is your advice you're not going to get [TS]

  me to lose my cool i got it under [TS]

  control it's about monday i was gonna [TS]

  get that little areas like hey I get to [TS]

  maroon you this time haha what and [TS]

  walking game a couple tranquilizers [TS]

  yes sit down yeah and it's like I will [TS]

  go on hurting [TS]

  yeah blouses on the other pic tomorrow [TS]

  at a breaking story and brandy and [TS]

  silicon is calm now he's he's he's had [TS]

  some drinks now when the creature [TS]

  vacates check out the year and is Kirk [TS]

  zaps it with the phaser which setting is [TS]

  that on the phaser i seem to recall stun [TS]

  and kill but this appears to be bugs out [TS]

  host marshmallow or something but [TS]

  example rocket yeah I'm deep-fry very [TS]

  useful in finding need to cook a hot dog [TS]

  yeah yeah it is a pacetti lure cook a [TS]

  hot dog that's what that's what we'll do [TS]

  we start 45 from the camping [TS]

  yeah and you can tell by the way he has [TS]

  that setting because what's on his mind [TS]

  is the next thing he says was anyone got [TS]

  any food [TS]

  yeah right and then the response to that [TS]

  is there's food in the Genesis k which I [TS]

  guarantee that's the exact same line she [TS]

  used when they conceived David yeah [TS]

  enough to last a lifetime and so we [TS]

  finally get the big reveal don't duh [TS]

  this is indeed captain kirk's a son but [TS]

  it's in this moment of Kirk again we [TS]

  were back to the whole I feel old stuff [TS]

  with Captain Kirk right but he's got [TS]

  this guy who killed him in years [TS]

  the son hates me and I feel like an old [TS]

  man and and she tries to cheer him up [TS]

  she's like I got let me show you my my [TS]

  Genesis cave which comes with its own [TS]

  off-camera son that is inside and I [TS]

  don't know how [TS]

  and you wonder about Starfleet's a [TS]

  record keeping because they look at the [TS]

  the kickstarter video yeah and McCoys [TS]

  like well it doesn't work and and Chris [TS]

  like I don't know the film this year but [TS]

  that's not how the phase two [TS]

  let's go see because blockers donate and [TS]

  then forget about was not in the loop [TS]

  they were still waiting to get their [TS]

  money archives letter because they had [TS]

  not another planet they not the dragons [TS]

  and they basically just wrote it off [TS]

  that you know what's never back in [TS]

  another capital markets project I always [TS]

  figured that it was just cooking like [TS]

  yeah you know this came across my desk [TS]

  and it's Carol and I I don't wanna I [TS]

  don't wanna know about it see I guess [TS]

  she's doing her thing i told her i would [TS]

  just leave her alone so let's see what [TS]

  the other side is that she did say that [TS]

  right it took them 10 months which is [TS]

  almost a year to all out that cave and [TS]

  then they built genesis in a day [TS]

  yeah they fired off the thing and it may [TS]

  decline in the day yeah yeah okay but [TS]

  then we come back to the Kobayashi Maru [TS]

  store because she's the person I was not [TS]

  letting this guy yea he's like it's [TS]

  bugging her that she can't she could [TS]

  beat this and Kirk's the wall tell McCoy [TS]

  is the one finally you know and let her [TS]

  in on the secret [TS]

  yeah yeah this is the legendary not only [TS]

  does it fit with the Kirk that we've [TS]

  known from from the original series but [TS]

  it becomes this you know it's something [TS]

  that really stuck with people afterward [TS]

  which is he he cheated he changed the [TS]

  conditions reprogram the simulator and [TS]

  this is something so fixed and lower [TS]

  after this movie that that in the JJ [TS]

  Abrams Star Trek movie they actually [TS]

  show Kirk cheating on the Kobayashi Maru [TS]

  test and it turns out that in that movie [TS]

  he's cheating [TS]

  against Spock who is running tests which [TS]

  is funny too but it's it's fun to see [TS]

  how sabic who is a has sort of come to [TS]

  respect kirky and she's kind of appalled [TS]

  think you're a cheater [TS]

  I was like you know I change the [TS]

  conditions and and David Marcus she's a [TS]

  shader no I totally called him on it no [TS]

  you just and then so you get the pivot [TS]

  right i don't believe in the no-win [TS]

  scenario Kurtis spoke with the [TS]

  communicator right Curtis pocket you [TS]

  ready but yep I'm ready all right let's [TS]

  get out and why do you feel the need to [TS]

  keep it a secret that point by the way [TS]

  out drama school with you all you guys [TS]

  just don't have some coffee and [TS]

  restaurants current finally got a drama [TS]

  I i got the secret code spot that no one [TS]

  else had figured out by the book by the [TS]

  book [TS]

  I don't like to lose but that is great i [TS]

  don't believe in the no-win scenario and [TS]

  that's that's the key moment of the [TS]

  movie and really the key moment I think [TS]

  of Star Trek period is the reason that [TS]

  people like Star Trek is because Kirk is [TS]

  basically infallible [TS]

  I mean he's more or less space Ferris [TS]

  Bueller we'll figure it out you you know [TS]

  he's gonna he's gonna use his superior [TS]

  intellect and he's going to win out in [TS]

  the end and you know [TS]

  oh yeah but his actions keep coming back [TS]

  to haunted in other words even when he [TS]

  has the victory over the Reliant it's [TS]

  not a victory i get the best he's able [TS]

  to do now is a stalemate in the past [TS]

  they would kick reliance but now and [TS]

  then and Kirk isn't the smartest guy [TS]

  he's the cleverest sky right he's not [TS]

  Spock is smarter than Kirk but he [TS]

  doesn't have the kind of the reckless [TS]

  abandon didn't have guile eggs anything [TS]

  outer just has this all-consuming [TS]

  confidence in himself [TS]

  I will figure this out i can change the [TS]

  rules i can get out of any situation and [TS]

  these other people help me but it is all [TS]

  about me and I made a note here this is [TS]

  this is the point where he decides to [TS]

  finally fix his lobster bib so that that [TS]

  really I think maybe the whole purpose [TS]

  of that is to represent his his [TS]

  vulnerability I mean it at the point [TS]

  that the the enterprise gets hit he [TS]

  pulls the thing open and then once he's [TS]

  he's got the upper hand again he closes [TS]

  it up [TS]

  he's no longer vulnerable it's a [TS]

  you know what is your shields but with [TS]

  that was a parallel to if you remember [TS]

  in Apollo 30 when Ed Harris the very end [TS]

  of the senior all hairy doing everything [TS]

  like that he's wearing like a tab collar [TS]

  shirt and the Yankee this is this is [TS]

  going to be a disaster this guy's never [TS]

  gonna make it and Harris goes I think [TS]

  it's gonna be our finest hour button his [TS]

  shirt and fixes his tie and that's what [TS]

  it reminded me of like I'm going into [TS]

  this final moment and i really love at [TS]

  this point because he goes he's going on [TS]

  the offensive con I'm my thing at you [TS]

  and your superior intellect and he [TS]

  finally manages to provoke kind of walk [TS]

  inside we got Genesis that it's even [TS]

  better we gotta run by it we got campus [TS]

  event you'd never off the damn pilot [TS]

  with the crazy worms can we please go [TS]

  find something else I think cons almost [TS]

  ready in that final taunt I laugh at [TS]

  your superior intellect up makes fun of [TS]

  anything you want [TS]

  not mine so I'll say this for me is [TS]

  consistent great don't call me honey [TS]

  modred as because i like spring [TS]

  scoreline it's contact marty mcfly via [TS]

  the other lights brings forward like [TS]

  ridiculously fast senior like haha i got [TS]

  them he's on the line and and your [TS]

  argument to the end is like we don't [TS]

  need to do this but it's too bad [TS]

  honestly though it's pure overkill [TS]

  because really at that point when he [TS]

  realized that he was duped by the [TS]

  by-the-book reduction scheme that should [TS]

  have been enough to make him realize his [TS]

  superior intellect was entirely [TS]

  fictional yeah right well it wasn't he [TS]

  said that he is intelligent but not [TS]

  experienced yes and finally like you [TS]

  Kirk sage counts for something [TS]

  experience counts for something that I [TS]

  say this is a middle-aged guy I kind of [TS]

  like you don't like that moment you know [TS]

  what [TS]

  just the fact that he's been around [TS]

  Federation longer than time has counts [TS]

  for something [TS]

  arm and at this point the movie kind of [TS]

  gets a little bit cheesy you know what [TS]

  there's a convenient nebula but this one [TS]

  is there [TS]

  this is this is the nebula is I remember [TS]

  when I was a kid I I friend of mine gave [TS]

  me a star log magazine and it said it [TS]

  said star trek tues plot involves con [TS]

  stealing a weather machine and trapping [TS]

  the enterprise in a cloud and it turns [TS]

  out that's not that far off it's sort of [TS]

  like you can see the dates [TS]

  somebody kind of got it wrong but the [TS]

  the I think about that every time that [TS]

  they go into the nebula it's like oh [TS]

  here's the space cloud I i actually [TS]

  remember that night and me that was like [TS]

  you know it's like an apple rumor you [TS]

  get part of the story right but it's not [TS]

  going exactly into nebulous don't work [TS]

  like that there's no like snow base [TS]

  lightning and nebulous you wouldn't have [TS]

  liked it if the viewscreen has static on [TS]

  it why wouldn't you like go look out a [TS]

  window because in the long shots in the [TS]

  nebula you can find your perfect [TS]

  thousands of miles but but they're like [TS]

  others TV reception is bad so it's in [TS]

  someone fix the rabbit ears on the TV [TS]

  set because it wouldn't because we're a [TS]

  submarine battle moment and they want to [TS]

  have it be that Khan and I like this [TS]

  part of it is like conscious thinking [TS]

  like he's in a ship on the ocean and in [TS]

  the end that's his 20th century sent [TS]

  thinking is one idiot is two-dimensional [TS]

  think emotional right he thinks [TS]

  two-dimensional a-and and this is sort [TS]

  of where you know comes back but it's [TS]

  like just even if they're going to the [TS]

  nebula like he goes all they're going in [TS]

  there and he goes you know let's try and [TS]

  discourage them from doing that like [TS]

  watches blow them to hang out at his [TS]

  page on idea i don't instead and then [TS]

  he's like Peters just trying to [TS]

  discourage us from going into you know [TS]

  just shoot them you want to kill her [TS]

  the spaceship the family the people [TS]

  you're not the warning shot goes [TS]

  straight to the destruction shot ya know [TS]

  that that kind of whole thing was a [TS]

  little bit illogical to me but you're [TS]

  right i did like this seems though in [TS]

  there where they are looking like [TS]

  capital ships where no ones on top and [TS]

  the other one sort of on the bottom we [TS]

  don't see each other it is like that [TS]

  that submarine Jace and that's that's [TS]

  the part that I thought was very [TS]

  scooby-doo like it was a draw it was [TS]

  like it all along the hallway and you [TS]

  know that the shaggy and scooby running [TS]

  the in the front across the two doors [TS]

  right in the background this the snow [TS]

  ghost friends bass going the other way [TS]

  at the very [TS]

  I'll it's that yeah we're going to open [TS]

  up up a little bit of aggression here [TS]

  yeah but that you know the point from a [TS]

  structural standpoint is to once again [TS]

  have it be like Kirk you know Kirk knows [TS]

  some facts that Khan doesn't really [TS]

  think of and that's that's what get some [TS]

  Kirk's experience gets him the win [TS]

  except it turns out that the that i [TS]

  actually wrote in my notes after they [TS]

  after they knock than the engine off the [TS]

  Reliant i wrote game over which made me [TS]

  laugh when Conn immediately says no Kirk [TS]

  the game's not and at this point Khan [TS]

  has lost it right now walking this that [TS]

  if he ever had everybody you know right [TS]

  the personal he's lifted up that piece [TS]

  of styrofoam off opponents show his [TS]

  superhuman strength steels are dead [TS]

  yeah right it's just been a bad at a [TS]

  more calm [TS]

  I like that kind of visibly woozy check [TS]

  off stumbles onto the bridge and say [TS]

  immediately put him in charge of the [TS]

  weapons cuts which which is a good idea [TS]

  that they're being they're just [TS]

  patronizing the weapons console is a [TS]

  joystick with a button that says press [TS]

  to fire the torpedo that's all it is [TS]

  it's actually a lite-brite Boing go [TS]

  everything videogame doing a great job [TS]

  just to get a cover [TS]

  okay okay buddy let's play space [TS]

  invaders for the next 15 minutes you [TS]

  know [TS]

  will will will forgive you all the [TS]

  deception in the worm in the ear [TS]

  good job time really getting mascara got [TS]

  a whole not not letting anyone know [TS]

  about I'm push the white where your ship [TS]

  and white button that [TS]

  yeah you just push that one about it [TS]

  again [TS]

  alright champ good luck somebody check [TS]

  out fire fire fire [TS]

  so looking you get to press the buttons [TS]

  president like you're on fire [TS]

  oh do would be to say lies or two things [TS]

  no that's the button check off so the [TS]

  Genesis torpedo gets activated this is [TS]

  this is constable revenge is currently [TS]

  to have a very strange kind of detonator [TS]

  device I don't know the [TS]

  a lot of circles you have to push down [TS]

  it's kind of strange it reminded me of [TS]

  like the you know two keys to launch the [TS]

  nuclear missiles kind of thing and it's [TS]

  like you got only one you gotta twist of [TS]

  thing and then the thing goes down and [TS]

  then you twist another thing and it goes [TS]

  down and it's like Carol how much of the [TS]

  Kickstarter money went toward the [TS]

  bizarre launch manage the aluminum then [TS]

  it was that the guy that that's also not [TS]

  from alien actually that the whole self [TS]

  destruction alien is very similar to [TS]

  that right and it's a it's a cool it's [TS]

  cool moment where you know you see when [TS]

  you watch it back you see that were we [TS]

  need warp speed three minutes or we're [TS]

  all dead and you see Spock and it camera [TS]

  hold on Spock and he he thinks and you [TS]

  know when you watch it back especially [TS]

  it's like this is his decision it's like [TS]

  I gotta go down there and he goes down [TS]

  there and and sacrifices himself [TS]

  this is obi Oshie me exactly right and [TS]

  and and and he can't cheat but he does [TS]

  kind of well also so they wrote they [TS]

  they added in after leonard nimoy said i [TS]

  wanna i want you to kill off Spock why [TS]

  he said that I don't know [TS]

  so uh so he was tired of it so but they [TS]

  wrote in he was having such a good time [TS]

  doing the movie that he started to waver [TS]

  so they wrote in this thing where you [TS]

  guys remember 222 dr. McCoy before he [TS]

  goes into the chamber us and just in [TS]

  case [TS]

  yeah you are a little back to know might [TS]

  might might want to do an addition on [TS]

  the house and then you my family you [TS]

  know [TS]

  alright i love the moment but you want [TS]

  more i love the moment we're up so he's [TS]

  in there and Scotty is has gotten up and [TS]

  even though he's not you know he's [TS]

  collapsing all that it and you get the [TS]

  sense that when Scott Lewis box in there [TS]

  Scotty's like you gotta come back out [TS]

  like he might be sickened by this but [TS]

  it's he could still survive and then he [TS]

  takes the like the lid off the engine [TS]

  thing and scott is like no [TS]

  that's the most like he's dead that's it [TS]

  he's gone yeah it's not lookin real good [TS]

  but you know it is what i really like [TS]

  you put the gloves on first because we [TS]

  want to be sanitary about this yeah a [TS]

  clean room please [TS]

  you know his parents always said you [TS]

  know the little per hour before you go [TS]

  into a warp core reactor it it's never [TS]

  clear exactly what he does but he does [TS]

  she keep fixing something special down [TS]

  underneath the little lid of the thing [TS]

  and maybe we have the gloves his hands [TS]

  was just like burned off so he has the [TS]

  gloves she absorbs radiation [TS]

  speaking of gloves i meant to bring this [TS]

  up earlier but can anyone explain y con [TS]

  keeps one on at all times he takes one [TS]

  off right at the very beginning right [TS]

  and then that's it and I I yeah I kept [TS]

  on wondering like does he have like [TS]

  metals and really Michael Jackson [TS]

  reference serve when he took he took one [TS]

  glove off but then he became so obsessed [TS]

  with Kirk that he forgot videos [TS]

  forgotten the whole movie it's a sign of [TS]

  his madness remember on has gone into [TS]

  space 1996 which would have been right [TS]

  about the time of of Michael Jackson's [TS]

  geek of thing that's where the whole [TS]

  club thing came from and it was a little [TS]

  oh gosh what Michael Jackson may have [TS]

  been a commander in the eugenics wars I [TS]

  like at this point where where they tell [TS]

  Sulu soon will get us out of here best [TS]

  possible speed and Sulu proceed to make [TS]

  the world's slowest three-point turn [TS]

  yeah to back away from the hot you're [TS]

  not giving any good you really have to [TS]

  tell sue best possible oh you I was [TS]

  going to save gas and running i was [TS]

  going to happen pulse but I alternative [TS]

  as possible right [TS]

  Sulu you killed us all Sulu damn you [TS]

  it is kind of sad that so and who are [TS]

  basically serve the same purpose that [TS]

  they served in the show which is [TS]

  absolutely they in any Star Trek movies [TS]

  to come they found plot beats for all of [TS]

  the ensemble this movie all over it does [TS]

  is repeat herself again and again until [TS]

  Kirstie Alley tells her to shut up and [TS]

  and also Lou has really are his little [TS]

  one-liners like we're not going to make [TS]

  it our way and that's about it [TS]

  Sulu though in this movie he serves as a [TS]

  surrogate for the audience in that he's [TS]

  damn glad to be there [TS]

  he's just going like an idiot the whole [TS]

  time and he [TS]

  pleased as punch to be on board the [TS]

  enterprise for whatever reason but he's [TS]

  got nothing to do i would give a crisp [TS]

  andhra dollar bill two Georges decay [TS]

  just to hear him say soft Corinthian [TS]

  leather [TS]

  he might he might be available check is [TS]

  a check is kickstarter surely there's a [TS]

  con somewhere that he's appearing every [TS]

  hon yeah the UH so the enterprise so the [TS]

  enterprise gets away if they get away [TS]

  know something happens and then captain [TS]

  everything's working Jimmy better get [TS]

  down here and like once again Kirk [TS]

  pulled off America a lot no consequences [TS]

  friend everybody's fine the crew what [TS]

  happens when you get that other world [TS]

  there are ramifications gym you may want [TS]

  to get down here right away i'm not [TS]

  going to tell you what kinda empty [TS]

  Jerrica they cut to the engineer one who [TS]

  has a trusted loyal first officer and [TS]

  has long friend raise your hands Jim [TS]

  knots go past the biggest so so and then [TS]

  comes the big good the big goodbye [TS]

  this scene is is pretty fantastic i have [TS]

  to say though as an on track guide that [TS]

  the particularly the early parts of it [TS]

  where we see Spock being weak and [TS]

  disoriented and it's silent which is [TS]

  just a brilliant move to have him be [TS]

  separated by the by the thick glass or [TS]

  whatever it is and and he's stumbling [TS]

  about any it's it's not clear whether [TS]

  you can see and it's it's really [TS]

  heartbreaking [TS]

  I mean even if somebody who's only [TS]

  dabbled in Star Trek minorly it's it [TS]

  brought ear he's blind and burned his [TS]

  you-know-what call me though and i only [TS]

  noticed it for the first time last night [TS]

  they cut the net see spots in the corner [TS]

  you can barely get up and gets up and [TS]

  what does he do he fixes his goals down [TS]

  his uniform yes yes it's touching [TS]

  I saw the exact and it got some dignity [TS]

  no matter what I I'm dead but my [TS]

  captain's here i'm going to present [TS]

  myself friday happy I'm gonna walk into [TS]

  walls i'm gonna make sure that no [TS]

  creases in my generation I don't walk [TS]

  around with my shirt open half the time [TS]

  I some people jerks and that's me just [TS]

  showed how great my dream I was that [TS]

  little detail i had to be a pilot but [TS]

  that's what Spock would have done [TS]

  yeah that's good right little moment i [TS]

  like i like the like Scotty's he's dead [TS]

  already [TS]

  yeah it's like it's like no he died I [TS]

  gotta go save him know it's too late [TS]

  it's too late and change the rules on [TS]

  this one [TS]

  there's nothing left for spot but a [TS]

  torpedo coffin that we will shoot in [TS]

  explaining a mark 6 torpedo coffee [TS]

  incidentally because you didn't catch [TS]

  the gigantic leather recliner a hot and [TS]

  it's very tasty little marks and we saw [TS]

  the top of the spacecraft which is very [TS]

  ponderously lowered because it turns out [TS]

  that the Dozen taking that you don't [TS]

  need to rush when you're shooting [TS]

  torpedo it starts to just take your time [TS]

  just lower it very slowly the mark the [TS]

  mark five used to really drool their way [TS]

  out of the the launch Bay [TS]

  mark mark sixes are the only ones that r [TS]

  is true for the regulations are the only [TS]

  ones that are allowed to come to carry [TS]

  uh [TS]

  Vogons as a payload yeah it was it [TS]

  wasn't until the mark 7 that they [TS]

  realize you should probably put the [TS]

  writing on the bottom of the coffin so [TS]

  it's doesn't really ruin the ceremony as [TS]

  they're watching you out of the torpedo [TS]

  Bay yes and what exactly did they do [TS]

  that as opposed to taking his body back [TS]

  to his family [TS]

  I just never quite got that I think [TS]

  McCoy suggested with spots like I guess [TS]

  very much space but never made sense for [TS]

  Kirk what's popular family and because [TS]

  he his was the most human yes you know [TS]

  it's because McCoy said I've got some [TS]

  strange for some strange reason I'm [TS]

  hearings box-boy saying to fire him into [TS]

  the newly generated plan tonight I don't [TS]

  I remember some time but i'm not sure [TS]

  whether it so how many I mean it's so [TS]

  funny when you look back on this that [TS]

  and this is skipping ahead a little bit [TS]

  but not only do we have to remember [TS]

  thing I and the last line is it you know [TS]

  that there's the whole thing with the [TS]

  all is well which is like come on is all [TS]

  well Spock died right but but we're ok [TS]

  we're going what really makes me that [TS]

  should have been looking at that thing [TS]

  we're all happy little me feel young [TS]

  not really Chloe looks like looks at the [TS]

  camera and says he's not really dead as [TS]

  long as we remember him here by the book [TS]

  he's not really dead must come back to [TS]

  this place one day soon is and don't rip [TS]

  your fake Vulcan ears off in a horror [TS]

  come back for star trek 3 we promise [TS]

  it'll it'll be good i mean there's [TS]

  there's something that there's some nice [TS]

  stuff here at the end but I mean that [TS]

  that as we wind out of the conclusion [TS]

  with Scotty gets to play the bagpipes [TS]

  isn't that nice glad he brings uh we [TS]

  have a nice shot of the New Genesis [TS]

  planet which has a son that its orbiting [TS]

  and again I don't know where the Sun [TS]

  came from Commodore before we get down [TS]

  to this point i wanted to point out one [TS]

  more thing we are going from the death [TS]

  seemed to yeah there's there's the bit [TS]

  where he's saying his final goodbyes to [TS]

  Kirk through the through the universe [TS]

  the glass here and he's wearing the big [TS]

  gloves [TS]

  transparent aluminum yeah take them off [TS]

  right but it's so fast he whips that [TS]

  glove off so fast so we can pull his [TS]

  live long and prosper up against the [TS]

  glass watch the scene again you'll see [TS]

  in water [TS]

  one moment he's got the glove on and it [TS]

  drops below frame and within [TS]

  microseconds it's often that hand is on [TS]

  the glass [TS]

  it's amazing he news with Spock knew he [TS]

  was going to die very soon so we need to [TS]

  get his hand up fast [TS]

  I think there's a little a whole subtext [TS]

  here about gloves though in this film [TS]

  not sure what it is you know but I did [TS]

  like the line where he said that I never [TS]

  took the Kobayashi Maru out what do you [TS]

  think of my solution [TS]

  you know I had it so I took some [TS]

  consequences for my actions but yeah [TS]

  unlike you who frankly was because of [TS]

  this whole mess and my death I might add [TS]

  thank you very much oh and live longer [TS]

  process and drop car off at Starbase [TS]

  five we could have done that but [TS]

  no no no no green program the parameters [TS]

  of the seeds for a future culture that [TS]

  will spring and the worship me as a god [TS]

  probably is the great Kirk who delivered [TS]

  of their whatever let's just leave it [TS]

  messy was you had to teach him a lesson [TS]

  because of your superior intellect you [TS]

  were kind of annoyed that he tried to [TS]

  kill you so you moved into my planet [TS]

  know perfectly within the prime [TS]

  directive what thanks to spot get [TS]

  torpedo coffin [TS]

  yeah and you know they didn't check for [TS]

  existing biomatter before they dumped a [TS]

  con on that planet [TS]

  yeah they just dumped him yeah exactly [TS]

  didn't try to transplant anything [TS]

  Kurt there was also no sign of a planet [TS]

  there at all doing were there any I [TS]

  proto matter particles like was going to [TS]

  be a problem for Lucius the nebula I [TS]

  think they use the yeah it's really fun [TS]

  and it sucked in the nebula and created [TS]

  the planet is brains yeah and then why [TS]

  didn't they just do that instead of [TS]

  looking for a life was planet with no my [TS]

  crew because nebula weather systems are [TS]

  unpredictable so you from home what's [TS]

  gonna happen yeah this is what happens [TS]

  when you back the kickstarter project [TS]

  from someone with no track records and I [TS]

  don't work someone you can put together [TS]

  you know what they can do a photoshop [TS]

  render and people are throwing money [TS]

  Adam I oh and I should mention that that [TS]

  that Captain Kirk gets a hug gets to hug [TS]

  his son at the end you get the world's [TS]

  most awkward hug too [TS]

  it doesn't i like that it was very [TS]

  awkward hug the little pat i think Kirk [TS]

  just noticed the perm at that moment in [TS]

  time and he think he's thinking to [TS]

  himself is this really my style [TS]

  he's tall and blonde he also probably [TS]

  sees the the cardigan he's got tied [TS]

  around his neck and he's trying to [TS]

  figure out whether we should hug mercy [TS]

  for slapping silly fight for his party [TS]

  was on his way to play tennis before [TS]

  it's right up there are even in the 23rd [TS]

  century you don't like red [TS]

  yeah at Genesis tennis and I was ya [TS]

  genesis genesis genesis genesis its [TS]

  trail assistance but I did like the one [TS]

  seen even though it was a cameras over [TS]

  the head to go see you never faced [TS]

  before [TS]

  no one's ever accused kill people I'm [TS]

  you maroon them on planets but you've [TS]

  never had anyone die around you have you [TS]

  anyone who matters and this is sort of [TS]

  like a little bit human and also that [TS]

  idea was of course I know I'm adopted [TS]

  you idiots [TS]

  but yeah here's a here's your message i [TS]

  haven't faced death there you go haha [TS]

  theme that's the theme of this movie [TS]

  yeah but he doesn't he's pretty happy at [TS]

  the end though yeah all is well now it's [TS]

  more of the midlife crisis stuff ma'am [TS]

  he's faced death and now he feels you're [TS]

  like wow this is this crisis is over I [TS]

  feel great Spock's dead i feel young [TS]

  let's go is awesome it was that it was [TS]

  that Vulcan that was dragging me down [TS]

  making me feel so freaking old I'm glad [TS]

  he's God find me books what prozac was a [TS]

  waste of money i don't need these [TS]

  glasses anymore on that logic crap all [TS]

  the time [TS]

  screw logic let's go find some triple [TS]

  breast green chicks let's go [TS]

  I should have shot spotter planet ages [TS]

  ago [TS]

  you know what I'm gonna come back here [TS]

  one day but right now we find a bar girl [TS]

  needs some Romulan ale i gotta-i gotta [TS]

  feed my job this will pick up Spock's [TS]

  body later right now [TS]

  Starbase eight let's get this brace for [TS]

  everyone on base eight the bart sorbet [TS]

  say let's swing by Babylon 5 and pick up [TS]

  some cock Marat sure because that whole [TS]

  would feel young feel you what young and [TS]

  something Spock was trying to tell me on [TS]

  my birthday [TS]

  now you got the message ya see it was [TS]

  the worst of times when Spock died that [TS]

  it was the best of times when he [TS]

  realized that he felt young sure the [TS]

  best of times like stock is no longer [TS]

  painted my uh oh say Kurt is a very [TS]

  selfish is like Spock is dead but I feel [TS]

  great [TS]

  that's right everybody is great you [TS]

  don't want you know what right people [TS]

  have died the ship is wracked with I'm I [TS]

  snapped out of that midlife crisis here [TS]

  we go by mwr some I don't mind the [TS]

  glasses so much now that that dude is [TS]

  dead [TS]

  yeah but he cracked his classes oh [TS]

  that's right yeah I know I know but [TS]

  he'll have to sell them instructor for [TS]

  so so uh before we go I want it I wanted [TS]

  to talk about p.m. some of the [TS]

  ramifications of of a later movies [TS]

  especially of surgery 32 this because i [TS]

  feel like in some ways star trek 3 kind [TS]

  of ruins the same movie [TS]

  hey ya know each other's let's fire is [TS]

  over [TS]

  four star trek through the search for [TS]

  spock fired fired off for me because I [TS]

  haven't seen it [TS]

  spoiler alert they find Spock they find [TS]

  their there there's one scene in that [TS]

  that absolutely kills me when they're on [TS]

  the Genesis planet and the Klingons are [TS]

  behind them and again another in depth [TS]

  captain and you're just going oh [TS]

  Klingon battlecruiser d close behind you [TS]

  want to throw up the shields [TS]

  nope no you learn nothing would do it so [TS]

  starkly here's the things that ruin I I [TS]

  don't want to get into starts at three [TS]

  but but like my criticism actually alien [TS]

  3 where the first scene of alien 3 they [TS]

  wake up Ripley and they say oh yeah that [TS]

  girl that you saved in the first in the [TS]

  last movie she's dead [TS]

  everyone's dead so it sorry it was [TS]

  totally invalidates everything that [TS]

  happened in your previous movie let's [TS]

  start our new movie which is a big help [TS]

  to have any attachment to those guys [TS]

  yeah the middle finger to the audience [TS]

  so in star trek 3 what let's see what [TS]

  happens [TS]

  they bring back Spock so the sacrifice [TS]

  here I mean it's nice to have spot back [TS]

  he was in a bunch of other movies he was [TS]

  even in the new star trek movie but he's [TS]

  brought back which lessens his sacrifice [TS]

  a little bit the Genesis device turns [TS]

  out to be kind of a a scientific fraud [TS]

  where they used like unstable proto [TS]

  matter instead of so supersoft on your [TS]

  own matric Carol mark oue the new Star [TS]

  illegal rodeo matter [TS]

  well we could we wanted to get funds and [TS]

  Carol and her team are turning out to be [TS]

  kind of frauds David gets like stabbed [TS]

  in the back by a Klingon so Kirk son [TS]

  that he's met and had a understanding [TS]

  with now is is just dead and worst of [TS]

  all is that a sonic becomes a really [TS]

  awful actress it's true it's very [TS]

  strange but I think David getting killed [TS]

  is important because it sets of Star [TS]

  Trek 6i guess it from wearing future [TS]

  cardigans [TS]

  yeah true I i think it's unfortunate [TS]

  that they kill them off before they can [TS]

  really be more kind of like a [TS]

  interaction with with Kirk it does make [TS]

  you wonder what the point of that whole [TS]

  David thing was it's used later just [TS]

  like spot comes back might my wife was [TS]

  saying today that she prefers to think [TS]

  that that a spot died and then he came [TS]

  back and save the whales and what [TS]

  happened between men [TS]

  I don't know he's back [TS]

  yeah there we go back there was a lot of [TS]

  star trek 3 where I felt the unraveled [TS]

  everything that they built up in the [TS]

  second movie yeah and although i don't [TS]

  hate star trek 3 is a movie I I feel [TS]

  like it backtracked on many of the [TS]

  important things in star trek to and I [TS]

  would rather you know sort of think of [TS]

  star trek to as as the as it is and not [TS]

  about like all the things that they kind [TS]

  of backup because I don't want to think [TS]

  looking at the science team and the [TS]

  Genesis device that well it turns out it [TS]

  was all scientific fraud this whole [TS]

  thing was for nothing and now it's just [TS]

  a weapon and you know it was all just [TS]

  like really irresponsible and bad things [TS]

  and you know what was a weapon and by [TS]

  the way you know David Marcus was [TS]

  irresponsible on its worst part is going [TS]

  to have to use midi-chlorians in the [TS]

  yeah in the rocket mix mix in the [TS]

  medical reasons and so the other thing i [TS]

  want to mention before we go is the [TS]

  impact on future star trek's I feel like [TS]

  structure to is a little bit like [TS]

  Goldfinger was with James Bond movies [TS]

  which is it was so successful in so many [TS]

  ways that everything it almost every [TS]

  further movie in the series sort of [TS]

  tries to be this one like Goldfinger if [TS]

  you lie i've seen all the bond movies [TS]

  and it you know the first to bond movies [TS]

  are not at all really like gold finger [TS]

  and then Goldfinger's its broader and [TS]

  it's got a really wacky villain and you [TS]

  know and and and yeah and gadgets cars [TS]

  you have three further bond movie is [TS]

  sort of like trying to be Goldfinger to [TS]

  the template and star trek to you know [TS]

  not every star trek movie but many Star [TS]

  Trek movies to come our template today [TS]

  on star trek to including the JJ premise [TS]

  movie which you know has its not Stu and [TS]

  I I feel like it's interesting that this [TS]

  is the movie that became definitive and [TS]

  every you know every star trek movie [TS]

  afterward owes a huge amount to what was [TS]

  defined in this movie which is funny [TS]

  because it's not the first movie the [TS]

  first movie they just kind of like [TS]

  Michael said at the beginning just look [TS]

  back you know whatever but uh but this [TS]

  one keeps coming black like Star Trek [TS]

  six is almost like a replay of star trek [TS]

  to and a couple of this next-generation [TS]

  movies feel very much like Star Trek to [TS]

  and the JJ Abrams feels a lot like Star [TS]

  Trek to so I feel like you know and [TS]

  that's not a bad thing [TS]

  I think it's just interesting that this [TS]

  just like with Goldfinger it's almost [TS]

  like ah that let's do that again that [TS]

  was good that worked [TS]

  this is where we rebooted the franchise [TS]

  and this is where we started making [TS]

  money and we're just going to keep [TS]

  trying to make that movie over and over [TS]

  again it is it there was also a curse of [TS]

  the even-numbered movies being much [TS]

  better than the odd-numbered movies like [TS]

  13 and five as opposed to 24 yes [TS]

  oh yeah this is also the moment of like [TS]

  oh this is how you do a movie about TV [TS]

  characters like I got it [TS]

  we figured after that because if the [TS]

  successful star trek movies focus on the [TS]

  relationships between the the characters [TS]

  right so that's why the I think got this [TS]

  for instructor they figured that out the [TS]

  star trek it was kind of very clinical [TS]

  and coal right and there's a weird [TS]

  satellite thing yeah like who spoke has [TS]

  lost his emotions all chick and nobody [TS]

  knows what's going on with the weird [TS]

  balch eight eight hours long [TS]

  oh one other thing i have on my little [TS]

  list is is and it's funny because you [TS]

  mentioned the bulb the bulb lady [TS]

  i Leah from Star Trek the motion picture [TS]

  i wanted to mention again kirstie alley [TS]

  as slovak because I think this is [TS]

  probably the most effective new [TS]

  character introduced to the ensemble at [TS]

  any point in the original Star Trek I [TS]

  think I think it's a great character and [TS]

  I think that Kirstie Alley's performance [TS]

  is good and it's kind of a shame that I [TS]

  mean I joked about it they replace her [TS]

  with Robin Curtis I guess she didn't [TS]

  wanted to come back there was a salary [TS]

  dispute or something and Robin Curtis [TS]

  instructor is terrible and then we never [TS]

  see sonic again because it was a huge [TS]

  mistake and and it's kind of too bad in [TS]

  the sense that that that that character [TS]

  works really well and she feels like [TS]

  she's kind of part of the ensemble in a [TS]

  way that I don't think other characters [TS]

  did and I think they tried to bring her [TS]

  back in Star Trek 6 i'm assuming that [TS]

  the character that ends up game played [TS]

  by Kim control capture it's the same [TS]

  caster this road here they couldn't hold [TS]

  the pickle to Darren trick ya anymore [TS]

  they don't have anything sound nice avex [TS]

  we have so that's really smart [TS]

  it's smart that far into the star trek [TS]

  mythos to bring on a character who [TS]

  doesn't really know the ropes so that as [TS]

  you bring new people on particularly [TS]

  with with the [TS]

  movie bringing new people into the [TS]

  franchise to have somebody that can ask [TS]

  silly questions and bring up regulations [TS]

  that the track he's already knew by [TS]

  heart right was was pretty general order [TS]

  a team of course and it's one also to [TS]

  act as a foil for people who didn't grow [TS]

  up with the series to you know service [TS]

  the ass position exactly but i also like [TS]

  to see there is one scene in there which [TS]

  he quotes the General Order and it's not [TS]

  correct that tells you to shop it's [TS]

  pakka [TS]

  it's like he knows he knows that he [TS]

  knows nao and the Admirals familiar with [TS]

  the orders why you insolent little bit [TS]

  you don't have parents familiar with [TS]

  them enough to know that order 15 does [TS]

  not exist yeah exactly right that you [TS]

  just quoting orders and locking that bar [TS]

  right after the horse leaves but she's [TS]

  great she's great in this and it's just [TS]

  kind of a shame that this is this is [TS]

  that was her first role introducing [TS]

  Christian you and she did a good job [TS]

  it's sort of sad that but it's it's it's [TS]

  great in this movie so it's also a [TS]

  little creepy sex in the city and you [TS]

  see you know it's in Belarus yes can [TS]

  control yeah yeah that's true only [TS]

  reading wikipedia tells me that that [TS]

  character was supposed to be 7i think [TS]

  you run Barry objected to it because I [TS]

  don't want to spoil star trek 64 you [TS]

  know [TS]

  no you ruined starter x64 me but the [TS]

  character ends up being a trainer so [TS]

  gene roddenberry's like no uh-huh [TS]

  we can't have a beloved character be a [TS]

  trader the traitor and also apparently [TS]

  kim cattrall didn't want to be the third [TS]

  actress playing the second time I don't [TS]

  blame her i don't blame looks like being [TS]

  the fourth guarantee which assistance [TS]

  yeah that's right i have just one thing [TS]

  to say Jason yes it is very cold in [TS]

  Spain this is Ceti alpha five that's my [TS]

  problem [TS]

  how does he know an old Klingon proverb [TS]

  and is that he was really has been [TS]

  reading at the library on the enterprise [TS]

  before he got kicked that's right i was [TS]

  that not a thing though revenge's is [TS]

  best served cold until it was introduced [TS]

  by start record does that come from [TS]

  something else original it comes it [TS]

  comes from something else but that's [TS]

  sort of like you know you haven't heard [TS]

  Shakespearean so you've heard it done in [TS]

  the original try knocking on you it's [TS]

  all kind of display systems are the old [TS]

  the old Vulcan problem only Nixon could [TS]

  go [TS]

  it's a star trek exactly that's a Vulcan [TS]

  all ok you know it's the old i think jay [TS]

  leno right back when he was actually [TS]

  funny did this joke which was that the [TS]

  star trek you always have to have the [TS]

  ridiculous premise sold by the the [TS]

  legitimate premises so it's I'm sure [TS]

  you're all familiar with the works of [TS]

  Plato Socrates and creaminess of Rydell [TS]

  seven crap that's a little like that [TS]

  Star Trek logic that's just you got [TS]

  ahold of course the three are synonymous [TS]

  right it's Christmas [TS]

  maybe you yeah melville I yes I'll chase [TS]

  you around the Mutara nebula and her [TS]

  around predictions flame before I give [TS]

  him up he conned he had a lot of time [TS]

  reading that book me time oh and well [TS]

  this has been great so i wanna i want to [TS]

  thank you all for journeying into into [TS]

  the Mutara nebula with me [TS]

  yeah it's been great by the way you [TS]

  should check out the podcast that Khan [TS]

  did on the Botany Bay on what we take [TS]

  it's fantastic [TS]

  concast I know a little excessive for [TS]

  mitochondria it is it's a it ran two [TS]

  hours for something it you know it took [TS]

  like an hour and a half maybe an hour 42 [TS]

  hridaya seriously the obsessive concast [TS]

  well so Steve lots you bloodsucker like [TS]

  like a poor marksman you keep missing [TS]

  the target [TS]

  thank you for being here I'll I'll dip [TS]

  into your Mutara nebula anytime and [TS]

  Scott McNulty I you have been and always [TS]

  shall be my friend [TS]

  oh thank you Jason I think we can we [TS]

  finally settled that Star Trek is far [TS]

  superior to start with yes we have been [TS]

  heavily settled that route with that [TS]

  scientific every night I think [TS]

  motion carried yes [TS]

  I approve and and Michael Gartenberg [TS]

  thank you for finally being on the [TS]

  podcast live long and prosper chase [TS]

  right that's right peace and long life [TS]

  to clean up on the ad old Klingon [TS]

  proverb until next time this is jason [TS]

  pretty uncomfortable [TS]

  thanks to everybody out there i feel [TS]

  young [TS]

  this is city on fire [TS]