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◼   ► hi everybody welcome back to top 4 we

◼   ► have a special episode well well yeah

◼   ► it's our normal fodder work it's a

◼   ► little bit different format this month

◼   ► because we weren't quite sure how to do

◼   ► this but it's something that we've been

◼   ► wanting to do for a while so we're gonna

◼   ► just see how it goes and then maybe fix

◼   ► a lot of problems in editing yeah don't

◼   ► don't talk about editing so no one wants

◼   ► to hear that

◼   ► alright I'm gonna start it yeah hi

◼   ► everybody welcome to a totally normal

◼   ► episode of where nothing is different or

◼   ► wrong so anyway what we wanted to do for

◼   ► a while is some bringing something about

◼   ► the incredible unintelligibility of

◼   ► Eddie Vedder's lyrics Eddie Vedder lead

◼   ► singer of Pearl Jam although he's also

◼   ► done some solo work but I think he's

◼   ► mostly known for his Pearl Jam work you

◼   ► may have heard him from such songs as

◼   ► and then also the great hit did yep

◼   ► pretty much everybody knows how his

◼   ► songs sound but it's really hard to know

◼   ► what he's actually saying in a lot of

◼   ► them and I don't know the I mean I think

◼   ► a lot of this is just a style that was

◼   ► born of the early 90s growing movement

◼   ► but it was who he he he is definitely

◼   ► the master of just making sounds with

◼   ► his voice that sound good because like

◼   ► we love his music it sounds good but if

◼   ► you try to actually listen to what he's

◼   ► saying it's really hard it's our new

◼   ► favorite game in the car yeah whenever

◼   ► we put on a mix of like 90s music from

◼   ► whatever radio station the car picks for

◼   ► us because we are led by robots and

◼   ► whenever an Eddie Vedder song just pops

◼   ► up it is our favorite thing to do to try

◼   ► and figure out what exactly he's saying

◼   ► in his songs so we wanted to bring that

◼   ► joy to our audience and try and rank the

◼   ► top four most unintelligible Eddie

◼   ► Vedder songs yeah and this is

◼   ► surprisingly hard to narrow down because

◼   ► there are a lot of Pearl Jam albums and

◼   ► and even he

◼   ► has many songs yeah each I apparently

◼   ► has has good number of songs so it's

◼   ► what I tried to do is narrow it down to

◼   ► at least songs that people would have

◼   ► heard mostly from the first two albums

◼   ► 10 and vs. yeah I think like kind of

◼   ► their bigger hits would be yeah more

◼   ► interesting for people to hear it's it's

◼   ► really quite something else to try to

◼   ► understand these lyrics to the point

◼   ► where there's an entire youtube genre

◼   ► called misheard lyrics where they like

◼   ► basically put like funny words over the

◼   ► song while it's playing in a YouTube

◼   ► video some are a bit of a stretch most

◼   ► and this is think most of them aren't

◼   ► that good most of them aren't that funny

◼   ► there and this is also a little bit

◼   ► unusual in that I think we're both gonna

◼   ► I think we already both know what our

◼   ► number ones are going to be yeah

◼   ► it's probably the same one for both of

◼   ► us so it's a little bit unusual in that

◼   ► but we'll work up to that so let's start

◼   ► out with the earlier album and the

◼   ► earlier song on it probably most

◼   ► people's first Pearl Jam song they heard

◼   ► even flow I mean just try to figure out

◼   ► what is the first thing he says

◼   ► freezer is a freezer its breather a

◼   ► pillow in a concrete okay it's with the

◼   ► freezer it's a cold pillow the he

◼   ► probably has a cold temperate aquilo

◼   ► because I had when my tempur-pedic

◼   ► pillow is cold it's very hard it feels

◼   ► like concrete so that's it it's freezer

◼   ► so even flow is about using a

◼   ► tempurpedic pillow in the winter I think

◼   ► so let's let's hear a little more

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► maybe you'll see a little better set of

◼   ► Daisy said of days uh what is what is

◼   ► that that been dazed it's okay so it's

◼   ► just it's a really cold weak form yeah

◼   ► then again in been again ahead down

◼   ► these for getting familiar I don't I can

◼   ► understand some of these lyrics yeah and

◼   ► see this is specifically better like

◼   ► Queen you can you can hear like maybe

◼   ► every third word very clearly and

◼   ► there's a lot of just sounds in there

◼   ► like yeah or it's like it sometimes

◼   ► those are actually words and sometimes

◼   ► they're not

◼   ► he also seems to give the audience a lot

◼   ► of credit for being able to complete

◼   ► words for him in our minds because he'll

◼   ► often say like the first two-thirds of a

◼   ► word and then just kind of trail off and

◼   ► just stop it's fine wait

◼   ► so can't help but his happy looks and

◼   ► when is puffing oh his puppy yeah here's

◼   ► a Pomeranian okay they kind of always

◼   ► look insane Jack Russells yeah he just

◼   ► took a dump cleared his throat

◼   ► [Laughter]

◼   ► what what's like butterflies evenflo

◼   ► comes around like butter what is that

◼   ► what this is this isn't like I've heard

◼   ► this song a million times this is the

◼   ► chorus of the song I have no idea what

◼   ► it says I got butterflies but it makes

◼   ► you feel really good when you get the

◼   ► one RIT lyric though that you do

◼   ► understand yeah exactly you don't know

◼   ► we don't know

◼   ► he chases them away he chases away the

◼   ► butterflies well they're by a million

◼   ► while he's trying to sleep on his hard

◼   ► tempur-pedic pillow in the winter I'm

◼   ► not sure what he doesn't know yeah he

◼   ► doesn't know something he doesn't know

◼   ► he never knows he can begin his life

◼   ► again what

◼   ► oh he's repeating even the repeats of a

◼   ► lie and sometimes they're not like I've

◼   ► occasionally like throughout my youth

◼   ► and you know sing you know sing so many

◼   ► songs in the car I've occasionally tried

◼   ► to look up what the lyrics are to some

◼   ► of them and some of them actually are

◼   ► that tricky where like it'll be two

◼   ► things in a row that sound pretty much

◼   ► the same but are actually two different

◼   ► words I'm curious like do the lyric

◼   ► sites or whoever is like collecting and

◼   ► I'm never going to look up these lyrics

◼   ► because I don't want to know well that's

◼   ► neither toothy though there are some

◼   ► where it's actually funnier to listen to

◼   ► if you know what he's supposed to be

◼   ► saying because you're like really that

◼   ► was supposed to be that we'll get there

◼   ► we'll get there moving on to glorified G

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► is this glorified version of a pelican

◼   ► yeah an American plant play it again

◼   ► play order I like it is like it's like

◼   ► about like you know manliness and stuff

◼   ► but like no get played again like I got

◼   ► to

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► horrified version of a pellet gun Oh a

◼   ► pelican isn't that just a bird I think

◼   ► so is it pellet gun it could be either

◼   ► really well I mean pellet gun makes more

◼   ► sense I guess but I like pelicans better

◼   ► what would a glorified Pelican be a

◼   ► pterodactyl that's pretty cool I feel

◼   ► the pterodactyls part it's probably the

◼   ► glorified version of all birds maybe

◼   ► like a dragon and all these years I

◼   ► thought this was about pelicans but now

◼   ► I think it's about guns that sucks no

◼   ► all right whipping don't need a handle

◼   ► don't need a helmet got a hard hard head

◼   ► see I didn't understand that don't need

◼   ► a handle

◼   ► what he's already bred

◼   ► don't need a panda bears too much

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► whoa whoa we have what is loving can we

◼   ► do that verse again please

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► all right doesn't it raincoat he's

◼   ► already wet he doesn't need a panda

◼   ► if they'd know don't need a panda bears

◼   ► too much you're so right

◼   ► with the whip whipping whipping I think

◼   ► this is on my list

◼   ► yeah

◼   ► see the song is called whipping is he

◼   ► saying that there it sounds kind of like

◼   ► it would be

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► we think is pretty good it's I can't

◼   ► understand the chorus even

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► don't hand there's always a part

◼   ► attached there's all these arms to test

◼   ► oh I thought was there's always arms

◼   ► attached which doesn't make sense

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► I must reach rust all these rusted rails

◼   ► mmm sure that's what he'd saying No

◼   ► see is it there would be the or their or

◼   ► their whipping the song is called

◼   ► whipping but I don't hear that no I

◼   ► don't hear that either

◼   ► you know a he's at the whooping gah I

◼   ► understand actually most of this

◼   ► it just doesn't I said most just doesn't

◼   ► make a lot of sense I might get him to

◼   ► give this an honorable mention okay all

◼   ► right there's also on the list of

◼   ► horrible songs on Vitalogy there's a few

◼   ► I think bugs is the worst but pry to

◼   ► nobody likes bugs don't play bugs whoa

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► this is alright I think we were going

◼   ► all about this all wrong we were

◼   ► listening to the popular song so try and

◼   ► make it better for our audience but

◼   ► really the crazy comes out in between

◼   ► all the popular songs

◼   ► what was he just saying I don't this

◼   ► yeah this is why I can't listen to

◼   ► Vitalogy that it was a song put onto an

◼   ► album intentionally yeah like those

◼   ► placed it took a slot new album and

◼   ► right after that is one of my favorite

◼   ► songs corduroy got the one about the

◼   ► bear who loses the button in the

◼   ► department store it is that Paddington

◼   ► there's that something else no I think

◼   ► that's a train station yes with a hat

◼   ► yes the train station has a hat

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► and see this is mostly okay but all of

◼   ► his lyrics really are on the verge it

◼   ► kind of makes you have that feeling

◼   ► where I feel a little bit smart for

◼   ► knowing exactly what he's saying but but

◼   ► you got a it's you've got a really pay

◼   ► attention to be able to hear a lot of it

◼   ► like sometimes all of Merlin's

◼   ► references yeah I think your brain is

◼   ► working overtime

◼   ► yeah you can't play Pearl Jam 1.5 X

◼   ► you'll miss it so yeah he'll cut off and

◼   ► have kids

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► whoa what whoa that was a good one what

◼   ► I don't wanna what I got nothing from

◼   ► that I got nothing I don't know okay so

◼   ► what we're concluding is that you can

◼   ► sing along to a certain point and then

◼   ► everyone becomes that I don't know the

◼   ► lyric person and it sounds like it yeah

◼   ► I think he is becoming that

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► what he doesn't want to wait for them to

◼   ► law and I want to lay

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► what what pay it off in blood in IV wet

◼   ► I mean I played off in blood let I be

◼   ► wet it sounds like that but okay all

◼   ► right I'm gonna start looking up some

◼   ► lyrics this is going to be the official

◼   ► yeah look at the corduroy what are they

◼   ► what are they saying good song man okay

◼   ► it's that the the waiting drove me mad

◼   ► you're finally here and I'm a mess I

◼   ► take my entrance back can't let you roam

◼   ► inside my head I take my entrance back

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► I don't want to hear from those who know

◼   ► what that's that

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► he doesn't want to hear from those who

◼   ► know that's it oh I would never have

◼   ► gotten that they take they okay then it

◼   ► says they can buy but can't put on my

◼   ► clothes okay see that I hear that now I

◼   ► would never gotten there well they could

◼   ► buy his clothes but they can't put them

◼   ► on right Wow I don't want to limp I

◼   ► don't want to limp for them to walk wow

◼   ► I didn't even I never limp is there is

◼   ► there a like that was like I don't want

◼   ► to wait for them to okay this is is

◼   ► there any M&P sound in this I don't want

◼   ► to lay like he doesn't even try a limp

◼   ► he's not even trying on that word I mean

◼   ► poetry wise it's actually very clever

◼   ► but not saying these words

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► Fiona near-death that's clear

◼   ► what is that I'll pay it off in blood

◼   ► let I be Wed what does that mean I don't

◼   ► know man it means whatever to whoever is

◼   ► listening to it is it cut up n I'm all

◼   ► going to cut up and half dead

◼   ► how dead I'll end up alone like I began

◼   ► yes some of those words you you can

◼   ► everything has chains at absolutely

◼   ► nothing's changed everything has changed

◼   ► oh my god

◼   ► there it is oh my god this is my

◼   ► favorite part of this song I've met I

◼   ► never cook so is that absolutely nothing

◼   ► to change or that another chains

◼   ► absolutely no that's changed everything

◼   ► has chains absolutely nothing and then

◼   ► listen to this I don't even know if this

◼   ► is a word okay take my hand not my

◼   ► picture spill my pink sure that yeah

◼   ► it's that's another word I was just kind

◼   ► of gloss over and singing along

◼   ► a tincture is a medicine made by

◼   ► dissolving a drug in alcohol oh oh yeah

◼   ► vocabulary I always thought that was

◼   ► teacher and I mean it didn't make sense

◼   ► but vocab lesson with Eddie Vedder oh

◼   ► man this song I have a good idea he is

◼   ► saying words that we literally don't

◼   ► even know exists like the he just he's

◼   ► teaching us you think all this time it

◼   ► just been like he has an incredible

◼   ► vocabulary you know much greater than

◼   ► others not that we're miss hearing

◼   ► things he's speaking like an archaic

◼   ► language and we're just not sure of the

◼   ► words they're not in our everyday life

◼   ► that we are you know the he's just a

◼   ► genius that's what it is all right we

◼   ► need to go back I mean he's definitely

◼   ► musical genius like we need to go back

◼   ► to even flow and I'll read the lyric

◼   ► we're gonna listen what we think it is

◼   ► freezer right

◼   ► yeah freezer rustles head on a pillow

◼   ► made of concrete okay it's freezin so

◼   ► okay close so it still could be about

◼   ► tempur-pedic pillow zanter

◼   ► so okay I think what he's trying to say

◼   ► is feels like maybe he'll sleep better

◼   ► in seven days but doesn't okay he's lost

◼   ► over a lot of same feeling

◼   ► it makes this seems like this is a

◼   ► person's name Oh feeling yeah like

◼   ► Ophelia but Oh feeling Oh feelin maybe

◼   ► he'll see a little better any days Wow

◼   ► maybe he'll see a little better

◼   ► any day are these what's the source of

◼   ► these lyrics see it just says Pearl Jam

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► that's what he says that can't possibly

◼   ► be like the lyric he wrote in his head

◼   ► okay so head down faces some both hand

◼   ► out faces that he sees come again

◼   ► ain't that familiar what whoa okay okay

◼   ► I hear that all right there's another

◼   ► source it doesn't make sense that says

◼   ► that other line was a feeling maybe

◼   ► he'll see a little better set of days oh

◼   ► yeah okay not that much better

◼   ► all right oat bran he can't happy look

◼   ► insane Oh dark grin he can't help when

◼   ► he's happy he looks insane ok that the

◼   ► second the last part I think was mostly

◼   ► there sort of but Oh dark grin not oat

◼   ► bran no not Oprah and smash you smoke

◼   ► brand you got it yeah gotta go to the

◼   ► bathroom

◼   ► yeah it's just a song about his morning

◼   ► routine

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► oh my god you've ruined the Sun oh my

◼   ► god all right we brought you this week

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◼   ► website alright and then the lyrics to

◼   ► glorified G okay I like the way the song

◼   ► starts it's a great happy song sort of

◼   ► until you hear the lyrics just like all

◼   ► observers he's got a gun I mean right

◼   ► out

◼   ► what's the second line even though like

◼   ► act I got to okay

◼   ► I got a gun in fact I got to okay that's

◼   ► I never would have heard that is that's

◼   ► okay man cuz I love God

◼   ► yeah that part's easy

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► okay it's definitely pellet gun I can't

◼   ► believe you heard that I Laura fired

◼   ► version I've been listening to the song

◼   ► for literally like 20 you thought it was

◼   ► about birds shooting birds I thought it

◼   ► was about Birds Dick Cheney I don't even

◼   ► really heard the gun part like I mean I

◼   ► didn't pay attention

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► is it feels familiar with arms feel so

◼   ► manly when armed when armed ok Wow these

◼   ► he really glosses really sick oh no this

◼   ► is a really kind of cool song I think

◼   ► it's a very anti-gun song oh it

◼   ► definitely is obviously but like so like

◼   ► after the but until this recording

◼   ► really after repeating the word Pelican

◼   ► which is really pellet gun 10,000 times

◼   ► the next verse is doublethink

◼   ► dumb is strength what that's double

◼   ► thing

◼   ► dumb is strength what well one lyric fat

◼   ► says double think other one says don't

◼   ► think so they can't even agree like the

◼   ► lyrics eyes don't even know no and then

◼   ► dumb is strength never shot a living

◼   ► thing hold on dumb is strength don't

◼   ► miss that ring that's a stretch that's

◼   ► head string I like dumb as string bet ya

◼   ► string is not very smart so the next one

◼   ► never shot a living thing

◼   ► yeah that part sounds fine though feels

◼   ► so manly when armed okay and then the

◼   ► always keep it loaded and then kindred

◼   ► to be an American what whoa I've never

◼   ► heard that

◼   ► okay that's been there I can feel your

◼   ► heart I can feel your heart in your neck

◼   ► I can feel your heart in your neck

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► Wow Wow I never heard that before all

◼   ► right Wow all right that's a that's a

◼   ► pretty pretty bold song yeah I actually

◼   ► kind of like it now I like it better

◼   ► what whipping did we do that one this is

◼   ► the one where we couldn't tell if they

◼   ► were saying whipping in the chorus or

◼   ► not whipping add they're whipping

◼   ► they're whipping out of it

◼   ► don't need a hand there's always arms

◼   ► attached oh don't get signed I can fall

◼   ► back

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► yeah you're right I call that why must

◼   ► we trust

◼   ► all these rusted rails

◼   ► rales didn't I make a train joke before

◼   ► I think I actually might have heard this

◼   ► mostly correct they don't want no change

◼   ► we already have

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► Wow there we go yeah not bad mm-hmm all

◼   ► right well there's also the last song

◼   ► that we should include his bugs no I'm

◼   ► just kidding no it's nobody wants bugs

◼   ► Marco I'm not sure I've ever heard that

◼   ► song all the way through because every

◼   ► time I play through Vitalogy or I try to

◼   ► play through Vitalogy I get like halfway

◼   ► through I'm just like oh my god I can't

◼   ► take this anymore I have to skip the

◼   ► song nobody wants bugs

◼   ► it's that is by far like I think bugs if

◼   ► we if we had do an episode on the worst

◼   ► Pearl Jam songs ever put on an album I

◼   ► think bugs would have to be number one

◼   ► and and there are some some weird ones

◼   ► in there so that's saying a lot but it's

◼   ► it's got to be bugs it sucks I come down

◼   ► on suction otherwise pretty decent album

◼   ► whoo anyway but the number one I think

◼   ► the master of misheard lyrics has got to

◼   ► be and across all artists not even just

◼   ► Eddie Vedder it's got to be yellow

◼   ► Ledbetter I mean just try to figure out

◼   ► what is being said here I'm not gonna

◼   ► spoil the first word because I actually

◼   ► looked it up a long time ago I remember

◼   ► what the first word was supposed to be

◼   ► and it makes no sense

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► on the ceiling on the voice of glitter

◼   ► fairy that's yeah like that's that I got

◼   ► that's I didn't read that that's that

◼   ► I'm going on the so I don't I don't know

◼   ► it's like I know what it's supposed to

◼   ► be so I'm not gonna say the rest of that

◼   ► sentence but like that does not make any

◼   ► sense

◼   ► like it's not it's nowhere close well

◼   ► I'll just tell you I'm pretty sure if I

◼   ► remember correctly that is supposed to

◼   ► be unsealed on the porch a letter sat

◼   ► nope

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► notes on the voice of glitter fairy

◼   ► that is totally it's like it's hardware

◼   ► I can't listen any harder to those

◼   ► lyrics and come up with anything else

◼   ► landfill I want to leave it again I

◼   ► would also want to leave a landfill

◼   ► landfill I want to leave it again ok on

◼   ► the feeling on the voice of glitter

◼   ► fairy landfill I want to leave it again

◼   ► it's like there's no it's I have no idea

◼   ► what that's supposed to be I think that

◼   ► one line I remember go for another line

◼   ► yeah one bizarre him one bizarre him

◼   ► okay

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► on the beach whether slathered houses on

◼   ► the on the on a beach of weathered sand

◼   ► on the beach no houses he says house is

◼   ► how it's supposed to be on the beach of

◼   ► whether it's an

◼   ► on the on the Beast of weathered houses

◼   ► obviously what it is and I know he

◼   ► doesn't say sandy says houses on the

◼   ► beast on the I don't hear that B's don't

◼   ► I don't know what I am NOT a Mon Mona

◼   ► said Mona here Mona okay at the song

◼   ► about Mona uh-huh and she definitely

◼   ► wants to leave it again yeah we don't

◼   ► know when she left it the first time but

◼   ► she wants to leave this glittery beast

◼   ► on some sand she wants to leave it again

◼   ► no there's no sand its houses sorry on a

◼   ► wizard on a whale on a wheel on a wizard

◼   ► on a whale it can't possibly be that on

◼   ► a wheel on a weasel it's you know on a

◼   ► wizard on a way it's gotta be an oyster

◼   ► in a whale that's I'm totally agreement

◼   ► there's nothing else that that could be

◼   ► listen as hard as you possibly can and

◼   ► try and hear anything else please I'm

◼   ► thinking it's on a weasel on a wizard on

◼   ► a whale No

◼   ► whoa okay what on a cold

◼   ► I got enough is it okay is I'm not a

◼   ► cold night I I heard on a pill I want to

◼   ► pull out again

◼   ► and I called out again okay but yes this

◼   ► is a hard one day ok so I can't wait to

◼   ► read I need them and you called and I

◼   ► called and I called you back and then

◼   ► you call and then I thought I don't want

◼   ► to call you anymore it's like it what is

◼   ► that but different he's going phone text

◼   ► about phone tag on a glittery beach all

◼   ► right okay well the whale is there yes

◼   ► and a wizard I don't know we haven't

◼   ► quite figure out the wizard role yeah

◼   ► is the wizard the one calling well the

◼   ► song is not over yet let's find out and

◼   ► the wizard

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► and the wizard on a leave a combine yo

◼   ► that says okay go back

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► on the wizard I'm gonna leave a combine

◼   ► oh oh

◼   ► that's obviously that's what Wizards do

◼   ► on beaches dinner full of glittery bears

◼   ► or whatever this was again with the

◼   ► whale he doesn't want a whale in a box

◼   ► or a bag I don't want to wear a box or a

◼   ► bag no he's back to the whale is the

◼   ► whale glittery or was it just the Bears

◼   ► no the wizard

◼   ► well maybe the Wizards glittery and he

◼   ► put some glitter onto the whale oh

◼   ► that's his wizards can make sparkly

◼   ► things happen right but where is Mona

◼   ► can we do we don't have the power to

◼   ► like vacuum up glitter in a permanent

◼   ► way obviously create the glitter out of

◼   ► this keep playing malaria

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► okay we're very clear about this box or

◼   ► a bag

◼   ► we are very I said I don't want to wet

◼   ► it to a boxer I know he doesn't want the

◼   ► whale in a box or a bag

◼   ► yeah just keep laying I mean it have to

◼   ► be a pretty big boxer bag to fit a whale

◼   ► in it

◼   ► [Applause]

◼   ► can you see them oh yeah can you see

◼   ► them out on the porch yeah but they

◼   ► don't wave wave

◼   ► they don't wait you know there on the

◼   ► porch but they're not waving they're

◼   ► unfriendly neighbors they're jerks no

◼   ► wait who's on the porch the 180 the

◼   ► Bears no Mona oh ok so Mona is not

◼   ► waving to the wizard and the sparkle

◼   ► bears yes okay no the wizard is going by

◼   ► on the whale Ramona's not when there's a

◼   ► there's a team with sparkling bears

◼   ► following it and the wizards like a

◼   ► freakin who's rares there's no bears in

◼   ► this one all the other song had bears no

◼   ► this one has the sparkle bears no the

◼   ► agenda with the bears no I'm getting

◼   ► confused alright yeah this is it's hard

◼   ► to keep track of all these metaphors

◼   ► okay I don't even know if they are

◼   ► metaphors you might have actually seen

◼   ► this just keep going

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► do you see them around the front way

◼   ► around the runway on the Oh uh is there

◼   ► an airport

◼   ► yes nation now they're at the airport

◼   ► okay wait maybe does the whole thing

◼   ► take place at an airport have a

◼   ► sparkling things he's seeing and maybe

◼   ► Wizards are like like maybe he can't

◼   ► believe that planes can fly so cool so

◼   ► he's like maybe he thinks the pilots are

◼   ► Wizards now you're just being silly

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► I know I know I don't want to say or

◼   ► save now he knows he doesn't want to

◼   ► save the contents of what he just did in

◼   ► his document I know I don't want to save

◼   ► no make maybe why make me fries it's

◼   ► probably making me fries but it's got

◼   ► its a fly baby fly make me fly oh maybe

◼   ► it's making me fly

◼   ► well we're on the airport right make me

◼   ► cry make me fly

◼   ► I'm thinking it's cry I like making me

◼   ► fries yeah but it might be make me fly

◼   ► if we're if we are indeed back at this

◼   ► airport and he thinks the Wizards are

◼   ► controlling all the planes because he

◼   ► doesn't know how planes work then maybe

◼   ► he's asking the wizard pilots to make

◼   ► him fly maybe he's trying to buy a plane

◼   ► ticket and a really read about way okay

◼   ► I am going to let the letter on the

◼   ► porch was an advertisement for a plane

◼   ► ticket and he went to the airport and

◼   ► he's like look baby stop calling me but

◼   ► I'm gonna call you back but call me back

◼   ► and call you back and please could I

◼   ► just have a ticket to get on this plane

◼   ► it's gotta be right I don't know why

◼   ► there's something else maybe oh yeah

◼   ► that sounds pretty good

◼   ► on a combine on away unaware on a

◼   ► combine unaware Hatton okay

◼   ► then we're back to the combine I'm not

◼   ► entirely well-versed in farm equipment

◼   ► but how could you possibly be not aware

◼   ► that you're on a combine aren't they

◼   ► pretty large they're really big yeah

◼   ► they're probably one of the biggest farm

◼   ► equipments you could be on I mean you

◼   ► have to like you have to have drank a

◼   ► lot to not realize that you were on a

◼   ► combine I mean maybe he just was never

◼   ► told it was a combine he doesn't know

◼   ► where there's a box or a bag so he's not

◼   ► he's not aware of the box or the bag or

◼   ► the combine I mean do people usually

◼   ► keep boxes and bags and combines I've

◼   ► never been in one is there like do you

◼   ► keep like a bunch of crap in the cabin

◼   ► so you can like you know maybe

◼   ► castellane bags yeah he's an employee

◼   ► for the song it's a clerk and he's he's

◼   ► packaging things up for people

◼   ► he's just bagging somebody's groceries

◼   ► he's like I don't know where to put this

◼   ► I can't find a box or a bag mm-hmm maybe

◼   ► this is the combine like a store in the

◼   ► south and he worked at oh maybe it's the

◼   ► name of a store yeah who knows they have

◼   ► weird names down there

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► he's asking me is he asking can you see

◼   ► a boxer bag anywhere anybody can you see

◼   ► there's a box or a bag can you see them

◼   ► that's it that must be it

◼   ► code on the port Oh easy backup no no

◼   ► he's on the porch and he's asking if

◼   ► they see the box or the bag out on the

◼   ► porch and they've so okay so he's hoping

◼   ► that the letter carrier will come and

◼   ► take the packages he's trying to send

◼   ► that he put out onto the porch but that

◼   ► didn't sound that sound like port that

◼   ► was like definitely not porch see

◼   ► there's no more port e that's port like

◼   ► so I'm thinking like now he's on a dock

◼   ► or pier alright so now we're loading

◼   ► things onto a boat called the combine

◼   ► that he's a grocery store clerk on this

◼   ► is like somebody's a weird nonsensical

◼   ► dream it is it's like oh you were there

◼   ► but you weren't there and it was your

◼   ► house but it wasn't yeah and we were in

◼   ► an airport but it was really a boat and

◼   ► we're that's whales there was a car only

◼   ► and there's this wizard on top of the

◼   ► whales that's what it is and we were at

◼   ► the grocery store but I couldn't find

◼   ► anything to put your groceries in okay

◼   ► yep

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► but they don't wait

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► round the wrong way I see yeah see if

◼   ► when I see them rat around the wrong way

◼   ► I wait you so okay so what's around the

◼   ► wrong way the Box in the bag is looking

◼   ► for know that or the wizard in their

◼   ► Sparkle bear I it's hard to keep track

◼   ► there's a lot of things in the song

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► he doesn't want to sleep it off I don't

◼   ► want to say get out what oh I don't want

◼   ► to take it off

◼   ► I don't want to say it all that's that's

◼   ► a tough one I don't want to say I wanna

◼   ► say good all I don't want to say it all

◼   ► I don't know he doesn't want to stare

◼   ► okay so is it rude to stare at sparkle

◼   ► Wizards and and Beach bears well he's

◼   ► the people that aren't waving oh well

◼   ► why aren't they waving wouldn't if you

◼   ► saw a wizard followed by Sparkle he's an

◼   ► American pilots like wouldn't you they

◼   ► don't wave he that's he keeps repeating

◼   ► they don't they're just not waving but

◼   ► what's the Box in the bag

◼   ► okay he's an old guy sitting on a porch

◼   ► and people are walking by and they're

◼   ► not waving and he's just mad and he's

◼   ► coming up with stories up but like why

◼   ► they're not waving to him

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► I don't want to stay I don't want to

◼   ► stay

◼   ► was that a word that's the last word in

◼   ► the song so i i i i think i'm even more

◼   ► confused than ever now like like when i

◼   ► first okay so look at the lyrics now

◼   ► okay first of all did i remember

◼   ► correctly that the first thing is

◼   ► unsealed on a porch a letter so yes

◼   ► uncie he is on a porch veal lid yeah he

◼   ► really draws that out when you said i

◼   ► want to leave it again then you said saw

◼   ► her on a beach of weathered sand

◼   ► hey i got it right on the sand and on

◼   ► the sand

◼   ► i want to leave her again okay so when

◼   ► he says sand yeah that's his language is

◼   ► are we are we making fun of somebody

◼   ► who's a really bad speech impediment no

◼   ► he could actually say these sounds yes

◼   ► okay i don't know there's no okay hold

◼   ► on no way weekend I want to wish it all

◼   ► away yeah that's really a stretch and

◼   ► they all and they called and I said that

◼   ► I'll go and I said that I'll call out

◼   ► again

◼   ► I know what was that and I'll go yeah

◼   ► really and out that this is and I'll go

◼   ► and I will be called and I'll go get

◼   ► place and I'll go

◼   ► that's not even go it's he says will he

◼   ► says go I'll go he wishes it together

◼   ► play together he called and I know

◼   ► there's no G sound that's incredible

◼   ► again really that's again again and the

◼   ► reason I ought to leave her calm I know

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► I mean I can I can see where I hear

◼   ► words like Gump and combine and wizard

◼   ► and it's like if you like I don't hear

◼   ► any of these I mean this is like okay I

◼   ► think we should change our top four okay

◼   ► so yes there were some other songs with

◼   ► misheard lyrics but this song is

◼   ► obviously the pinnacle shining star of

◼   ► the misheard Eddie Vedder lyric I think

◼   ► we should choose our favorite misheard

◼   ► line just for the olive or misheard

◼   ► yellow Ledbetter

◼   ► what is Ledbetter is that is that a

◼   ► thing I'm gonna maybe it's one of those

◼   ► it's like the Tincher I'm sure it's a

◼   ► smart reference to something or a drunk

◼   ► reference to something I don't know but

◼   ► it's like it's even hard to say the

◼   ► title is um it comes up with nothing

◼   ► oh my god all right so that's oh my god

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► what said I don't know whether I'm the

◼   ► boxer or the bag a box that makes so

◼   ► much sense I don't know whether I'm the

◼   ► boxer or the bag that's very poetic

◼   ► it is poetic if you would have actually

◼   ► said that oh man see this there's no way

◼   ► that again yeah

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► calm I know

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► he does not say boxer oh hey can you see

◼   ► them out on the porch yeah but they

◼   ► don't wave all right you got that

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► I see them round the front way yeah

◼   ► and I know and I know I don't wanna stay

◼   ► make me cry all right so let's let's not

◼   ► make me fries it's make me cry oh man

◼   ► or make me fly oh I see I don't know why

◼   ► there's something else I want to I want

◼   ► to drum it all away does on a comm line

◼   ► nope I want I wanted to rum it all away

◼   ► okay hold on

◼   ► no there's not even close but I wanted I

◼   ► wanted to rum it all away it's not even

◼   ► what he says though it's just not

◼   ► Drummond there's no like dr set like

◼   ► that that's not there

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► he doesn't even say boxer no it's it

◼   ► sounds like where there's a box like

◼   ► it's not even hold on so it's supposed

◼   ► to be I don't know whether I'm the box

◼   ► or the bag I said I don't know whether

◼   ► I'm the boxer or the bag boxer right

◼   ► okay and definitely I want to drum it

◼   ► all away oh I said I don't know I don't

◼   ► know whether I'm the boxer or the bag

◼   ► like even with these mobile websites are

◼   ► saying that that's what it is I mean

◼   ► that like as a line of poetry that makes

◼   ► sense but the sounds that are coming out

◼   ► of his mouth like you can't like

◼   ► sometimes when you hear when you find

◼   ► out what a lyric is you can you can kind

◼   ► of realism and you can hear that lyric

◼   ► then like being said you just weren't

◼   ► like hearing it in the right way you

◼   ► weren't like interpreting the words

◼   ► correctly but in this case like the

◼   ► sounds that he's saying do not form

◼   ► these words no matter how you hear it

◼   ► it's not even close I'm gonna vote for

◼   ► my most misheard lyrics oh yeah yellow

◼   ► Ledbetter to be I want to want to drum

◼   ► it all away that's really good and that

◼   ► I don't there's none of those sounds in

◼   ► there at all and then I think my second

◼   ► I don't I don't know whether there's a

◼   ► bot I'm I was the boxer or the bag yeah

◼   ► that's I mean after that it's pretty

◼   ► much I don't want to stay I don't want

◼   ► to stay I don't want to stay I don't I

◼   ► don't want to stay I I think I really

◼   ► got a got a give a shout-out to on a

◼   ► weekend oh yeah that was really good I

◼   ► want to wish it all away yeah that yeah

◼   ► that's a and the reason I ought to leave

◼   ► or come I know that was also like the

◼   ► reason I ought to leave her calm I know

◼   ► this is even like I don't know whether

◼   ► I'm the boxer or the bed like that's

◼   ► there's just like no there's no sound of

◼   ► that here mm-hmm like there's so many

◼   ► completely missing consonant sounds and

◼   ► sometimes wrong and like differently

◼   ► inserted consonant sounds that like it

◼   ► wasn't just that he glossed over some of

◼   ► the words it's that he actually made the

◼   ► wrong size for different words and they

◼   ► called and I said that I'll go

◼   ► I said that I'll call out again

◼   ► [Music]

◼   ► yeah that that's transcribed as I don't

◼   ► I don't want to stay but I think you

◼   ► just kind of stops halfway through the

◼   ► first I don't and this isn't a live song

◼   ► like it's not being those live right now

◼   ► studio recording so it's not like he was

◼   ► having a performance no oh my god well I

◼   ► do actually have top four songs

◼   ► I mean yellow Ledbetter is obviously

◼   ► number one and then between Evenflo

◼   ► whipping and corduroy I mean they can be

◼   ► jostled around so III mean it's hard for

◼   ► me to pick like because I think I'm with

◼   ► you like you know it's it's pretty hard

◼   ► to actually rank the songs cuz so many

◼   ► them were more intelligible than we

◼   ► thought but a lot of them were pretty

◼   ► comical but I think nothing compares to

◼   ► yellow Ledbetter it's it stands on its

◼   ► own so far above everything else

◼   ► it falls on its own yeah exactly it

◼   ► stumbles over on so I honestly I think I

◼   ► might like my version of the song better

◼   ► with the Wizards and the glittery bears

◼   ► and stuff but it's Minh you know the

◼   ► grocery clerk who can't find a pilot in

◼   ► the airport like it and but for some

◼   ► reason on a boat also I'm sure that

◼   ► everyone can sing along to this song

◼   ► yeah really yeah it doesn't I'm equally

◼   ► unstable footing yeah because it doesn't

◼   ► really first of all no one knows lyrics

◼   ► when they when you're saying along with

◼   ► the group people are and no one knows

◼   ► that the lyrics actually are even if you

◼   ► do know what the lyrics actually are it

◼   ► doesn't make sense or sound like that

◼   ► so you even if you sang the correct

◼   ► lyrics it would sound like you were

◼   ► singing the wrong lyrics alright so we

◼   ► definitely have number one

◼   ► yo Ledbetter yeah and everything else

◼   ► after that I mean I guess we have even

◼   ► flow whipping and corduroy kind of in

◼   ► the same camp glorified G I thought was

◼   ► good with the Pelican but that ended up

◼   ► being pretty clear yeah get out pellet

◼   ► gun I did yeah even flow I think we had

◼   ► a lot of good fun with yeah so maybe I

◼   ► put even plot number two quarter by

◼   ► three glorified Pelican number four well

◼   ► what about corduroy oh no what about

◼   ► whipping whooping was okay I think

◼   ► Whitman was better than glorified G

◼   ► alright so you can rank so okay my

◼   ► ranking is number one yellow Ledbetter

◼   ► number two even flow three corridor a

◼   ► for glorified G what is your ranking

◼   ► okay yo

◼   ► Leadbetter number one Evenflo corduroy

◼   ► and then whipping alright thanks for

◼   ► listening everybody I can't believe you

◼   ► made it through this I can't believe we

◼   ► made it through this Thank You Eddie

◼   ► Vetter for providing years of decades

◼   ► really of amazing music that we really

◼   ► do enjoy and for hopefully not having a

◼   ► problem with this podcast I don't know

◼   ► whether I'm the boxer or the bag Marco

◼   ► oh yeah yeah yeah yeah