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◼   ► you go get some water it's paper towels

◼   ► what are you gonna do I'm gonna open the

◼   ► cookies Oh Oh grab the ones from the

◼   ► fridge to cold ones open here I'm gonna

◼   ► rip these boxes and it's gonna be a

◼   ► disaster

◼   ► never gonna close them again there's a

◼   ► lot of boxes and it's gonna be a while

◼   ► no I just try not to paper cut myself

◼   ► which I already did that's also a good

◼   ► reason to be careful open here

◼   ► sounds gluten-free but it's gonna rip a

◼   ► little tabby tab up there it goes it's

◼   ► over that one's still opening but we are

◼   ► back to our usual antics at top 4 where

◼   ► we eat a whole bunch of garbage for you

◼   ► the people to experience what is the

◼   ► best garbage to eat so you don't have to

◼   ► waste your own calories we are getting

◼   ► fat for science that's it that's our

◼   ► excuse at least so this time we are in

◼   ► case you haven't figured out yet

◼   ► this time we are testing all of the

◼   ► varieties in the u.s. at least I don't

◼   ► know if they're different anywhere else

◼   ► of Girl Scout cookies because it is Girl

◼   ► Scout cookie season Girl Scouts a us

◼   ► thing only

◼   ► I think there's Girl Scouts other places

◼   ► they might be called different things

◼   ► but we have girls who join an

◼   ► organization to better themselves and

◼   ► their communities and learn leadership

◼   ► skills and sell cookies for good causes

◼   ► yeah the cookies I believe are the large

◼   ► fundraising portion of it

◼   ► yes and it also teaches girls a whole

◼   ► bunch of skills which are listed on the

◼   ► box as goal-setting decision-making

◼   ► money management people skills and

◼   ► business ethics cool yeah which results

◼   ► in you know roughly in in the late

◼   ► winter time around here at least some

◼   ► young girl usually accompanied by a

◼   ► parent or guardian knocks on your door

◼   ► ask you wanna buy Girl Scout cookies and

◼   ► the correct answer is always yes the

◼   ► only question is how many and which ones

◼   ► and this year Marco was left alone

◼   ► there's a that's starting to sound bad

◼   ► anyway Marco was here without my

◼   ► supervision

◼   ► when the girl-scout arrived and ended up

◼   ► ordering ten boxes of cookies well

◼   ► here's what happened tiff told me hey I

◼   ► think she's gonna come by today I'm not

◼   ► gonna be here so just order what we like

◼   ► so I ordered what we like and I also

◼   ► whenever I go I I'm the primary grocery

◼   ► shopper of the family and we never buy

◼   ► cookies by the way we never buys like

◼   ► stop store I can't store is the word yes

◼   ► we never buy store-bought cookies okay I

◼   ► was trying to I was fighting the long

◼   ► island hard with that one it's - I

◼   ► bought I mean come on yeah right

◼   ► so I whenever I am shopping for food or

◼   ► selecting food I always take a couple of

◼   ► risks on new things and that's how we

◼   ► discover things that we like and so the

◼   ► combination of tip saying get what we

◼   ► like and also my my constant policy of

◼   ► just trying new things when I'm shopping

◼   ► for food I got to each of the flavors we

◼   ► liked and I got one box each of a few

◼   ► new flavors and that quickly adds up to

◼   ► 10 boxes which I was made fun of

◼   ► relentlessly by my wonderful wife here

◼   ► for four weeks until the order arrived

◼   ► and still now since the order has

◼   ► arrived but you know the other reason to

◼   ► over buy them is that usually you only

◼   ► really get the chance to buy them once a

◼   ► year and it's kind of funny for us to do

◼   ► the show reviewing them all as a service

◼   ► to you the listener right after you can

◼   ► probably buy them so sorry about that

◼   ► refer back to the episode next next

◼   ► early spring when you can actually order

◼   ► them yeah but we are still doing the

◼   ► grunt work here for you the people

◼   ► because we are so giving in that way

◼   ► anyway so we have before us eight boxes

◼   ► of different varieties that we have

◼   ► available to us here in New York because

◼   ► I after the order of 10 boxes went

◼   ► through I called up our Girl Scout and

◼   ► was like give me one more of every

◼   ► single box so that we can test it and so

◼   ► here we are we are also testing a couple

◼   ► of the chocolate varieties in their cold

◼   ► state in addition to their warm state

◼   ► because they are sometimes way better

◼   ► cold and we just wanted to tell you and

◼   ► so we will test them and then rank them

◼   ► yeah so first up let's see what are we

◼   ► gonna try first we should try and do

◼   ► you most bland first well maybe most

◼   ► popular first because the popular ones

◼   ► are gonna be least surprising to people

◼   ► because most people have had them before

◼   ► and have already formed their opinions

◼   ► so maybe popular first and then new and

◼   ► more rare flavors the end well but they

◼   ► get they get more complicated so like I

◼   ► think for palate purposes ok for palate

◼   ► purposes we should start off with like

◼   ► the trifles as the tri foil tri foils

◼   ► but isn't that supposed to be three

◼   ► layers isn't that what a tri trifle is I

◼   ► think it's true foil or something and I

◼   ► believe that's a shape Oh anyway so

◼   ► let's start out with those because I

◼   ► believe their basic butter cookies let

◼   ► me grab that box it is blue it's

◼   ► shortbread right yeah traditional

◼   ► shortbread cookies so take your

◼   ► shortbread we're not gonna feel well

◼   ► after this but I think we've eaten whig

◼   ► worse things and felt more sick you

◼   ► fight enough on the open one I opened it

◼   ► far enough for myself like a millimeter

◼   ► to get one cookie out so I couldn't get

◼   ► the one behind it let's see and this is

◼   ► the basic shortbread cookie basic basic

◼   ► sure friend oh i the whole thing

◼   ► I am planning ahead and I can quickly a

◼   ► bite yeah I can't keep up this pace

◼   ► because I know how I'm going to feel in

◼   ► 20 minutes if I eat the whole thing so I

◼   ► really enjoy the trefoil this is it it's

◼   ► one of those things look like the basic

◼   ► shortbread cookie I think most people

◼   ► don't give it a lot of credit it has a

◼   ► Girl Scout insignia on it yeah like it's

◼   ► a basic cookie but I really like basic

◼   ► cookies done well and that's what this

◼   ► is it's a basic you know butter

◼   ► shortbread cookie done really well and I

◼   ► appreciate that it's nothing like it

◼   ► like I'm not gonna like remember it

◼   ► tomorrow you know but but at the time

◼   ► I'm eating it I find it quite pleasant

◼   ► but it's really good if you have it with

◼   ► like coffee or tea or something like

◼   ► that yeah because it isn't a very strong

◼   ► flavor it isn't like it's very much like

◼   ► a tea biscuit is that what that means I

◼   ► don't know I'm just guessing

◼   ► okay sorry Mike all right so we will ask

◼   ► the British after this or they will tell

◼   ► us rather well they don't have Girl

◼   ► Scout cookies but I guess when we show

◼   ► the pictures will let's see yeah goes on

◼   ► alright so next in the basic category we

◼   ► have let's see the lemon ones maybe

◼   ► yeah we have the toffee tastic

◼   ► or the Savannah Smiles let's do toffee

◼   ► tastic first cuz the lemon might affect

◼   ► our palate slightly more okay this is a

◼   ► rich buttery cookie with sweet chunky

◼   ► toffee bits and I believe that is the

◼   ► gluten free option isn't it it is gluten

◼   ► for yes yeah so that's probably a fairly

◼   ► new option before they just motto out

◼   ► these are pretty thick you want to share

◼   ► one well yeah I have two to try them at

◼   ► the same time okay cuz I mean the

◼   ► crunching is the best part of the audio

◼   ► here isn't it I need to teach you how to

◼   ► open the plastic tube wrap the way to

◼   ► open it is not to just open the end it's

◼   ► to tear a line so I can get my own

◼   ► cookie out rather than just having your

◼   ► cookie be able to come out and having no

◼   ► other access to the other ones all right

◼   ► whatever

◼   ► so far the box is my favorite color so

◼   ► and we both love toffee

◼   ► yeah so it's teal box toffee cookies

◼   ► let's see how these go I sprayed cookie

◼   ► crumbs all over the office so when the

◼   ► answer here in a few days like I can

◼   ► blame you look at below your chair

◼   ► there's cookie crumbs hops come here boo

◼   ► okay these are really good yeah the only

◼   ► thing is that they they're a little hard

◼   ► to chew cuz the toffee is so firm and

◼   ► sticky you kind of get stuck in your

◼   ► teeth oh but I like it cuz now it's

◼   ► melting in my teeth and it's tasting

◼   ► really good the other thing is that they

◼   ► they're they're very thick cookie and I

◼   ► would say maybe a little dry I like I

◼   ► don't know this is the result of

◼   ► whatever alternative to gluten they have

◼   ► used here or what but they are they are

◼   ► very thick crumbly dry cookie with these

◼   ► big sticky bits in them so the flavor I

◼   ► find good but the mechanics

◼   ► I guess the construction it's a little

◼   ► bit a little bit hard to get through

◼   ► well the toffee tastic have definitely

◼   ► moved up the list over the trifles for

◼   ► me so trip oils your Falls yeah I don't

◼   ► know how to pronounce it but I know it's

◼   ► not trifles that's one thing I can be

◼   ► sure of all right so we are two cookies

◼   ► in and I am covered in crumbs because I

◼   ► am a monster this is going to be a day a

◼   ► good day for

◼   ► dog and the vacuum cleaner just keep

◼   ► them away from the chocolate okay next

◼   ► to the Savannah Smiles which are these

◼   ► like lemon dusted white cookies room

◼   ► crisp zesty lemon wedge cookies dusted

◼   ► with powdered sugar I can't believe you

◼   ► didn't order the toffee tastic ones for

◼   ► ourselves we only have one box of these

◼   ► for testing but okay now on to the

◼   ► Savannah smile oh those are lemony and

◼   ► delicious I'm a big fan of Savannah

◼   ► Smiles mm-hmm like I liked them before

◼   ► this I like them now so it's you know

◼   ► it's a it's a lemon crunchy cookie

◼   ► covered in powdered sugar there's not

◼   ► much you can do wrong there it is amping

◼   ► up the delicious here because like each

◼   ► one is better than the last one yeah I

◼   ► I'm a big fan of Savannah Smiles it is

◼   ► there light inside like it's it's not

◼   ► like a thick consistency it's a light

◼   ► crunchy inner cookie with just the right

◼   ► amount of lemon on the outside that it

◼   ► you get the nice lemon tartness but it's

◼   ► not overpowering like you know like like

◼   ► if I if I leave you to make a lemon

◼   ► sauce unattended you will you will put

◼   ► like six lemons in enough sauce to cover

◼   ► like one small salad yeah don't leave me

◼   ► alone with a lemon sauce no like I can't

◼   ► trust you with with the bounds cuz you

◼   ► like lemon more than most people these I

◼   ► feel like have a perfect balance of like

◼   ► how much lemon that you actually get in

◼   ► big fan

◼   ► all right next up the food chain here we

◼   ► have the DOS Eidos which is a crunchy

◼   ► oatmeal sandwich cookie with creamy

◼   ► peanut butter filling one of two

◼   ► peanutbutter options in the Girl Scout

◼   ► lineup the other being the Tagalog I'm

◼   ► taking the top cookie so I have an

◼   ► advantage yeah it's a tough cookie

◼   ► advantage all right so these are smaller

◼   ► than I expected but I guess you don't

◼   ► want a massive thing

◼   ► okay we're stepping back we're stepping

◼   ► back to the delicious like from the

◼   ► delicious precipice that we were on

◼   ► there they're good yeah these are really

◼   ► good but I would say they don't really

◼   ► stand out like I'm a huge fan of peanut

◼   ► butter flavored desserts so I do have a

◼   ► bit of a bias towards this but it is

◼   ► really really good but it's it's kind of

◼   ► like the the trefoil which is like it's

◼   ► a really good implementation of a fairly

◼   ► Stan

◼   ► cookie it's not it's there's nothing new

◼   ► here I mean like I'm so far liking these

◼   ► variety of plain butter cookies they are

◼   ► easy to eat with like a tea or coffee

◼   ► they're nice to put out if you're an old

◼   ► woman like I am put out for who I don't

◼   ► know the mailman I don't know

◼   ► I'm getting lost okay I'm better with

◼   ► focusing on opening and eating from

◼   ► these boxes all right next up we have

◼   ► the Girl Scout s'mores cookies I are

◼   ► these new or new ish because I they're

◼   ► new ish they have a very potent smell as

◼   ► soon as you open them moments like um

◼   ► maple syrup II almost but they're

◼   ► s'mores so they are Oh see now you're

◼   ► leaving me with second cookie grabbing

◼   ► there's two rows you can get to yours

◼   ► just as easily these are crunchy graham

◼   ► sandwich cookies with creamy chocolate

◼   ► and marshmallow filling yeah that's a

◼   ► grandma or it's a s'more all right I

◼   ► don't really like these no there's they

◼   ► have a bit of an odd flavor it have like

◼   ► a chemical taste to them yeah like I

◼   ► think your identification of the smell

◼   ► is almost mapley mm-hmm is is right they

◼   ► don't taste like like marshmallow and

◼   ► chocolate it tastes like something else

◼   ► like it is kind of a weird like

◼   ► sweetener like they it like they've used

◼   ► the wrong kind of sweetener for this

◼   ► flavor profile like it tastes a little

◼   ► bit like maybe maybe what we're

◼   ► detecting is like the the what's

◼   ► supposed to be the honey flavoring of

◼   ► the graham crackers that are their

◼   ► sandwich in it here but it doesn't work

◼   ► whatever it is it doesn't work it's it's

◼   ► not a good balance and yeah not a fan no

◼   ► I took one bite of those and I do not

◼   ► want another bite so now II yeah that's

◼   ► why you only take one bite well I'm glad

◼   ► you only bought one box of these says

◼   ► yes all right let's take this halfway

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◼   ► way to cook alright so we are 5 cookies

◼   ► in we have what about 3 more actually

◼   ► yes

◼   ► 3 more types but two of them we have

◼   ► cold and not cold and room temperature

◼   ► yeah okay you're closer to the open cold

◼   ► Tagalongs actually I'm gonna say right

◼   ► now for the sake of radio time because

◼   ► that's a we're on we're on a radio time

◼   ► anyway what is happening to me we know

◼   ► what these taste like warm and they are

◼   ► good but not as good as they are cold so

◼   ► I'm just gonna skip right to a cold yeah

◼   ► I think I agree with that statement and

◼   ► I would I would almost say the exaction

◼   ► thing about Thin Mints that's true I

◼   ► don't think we need to try

◼   ► room-temperature Thin Mints we we just

◼   ► had them like a few days ago I just

◼   ► opened it so it's open already I'll put

◼   ► in the fridge all right so so tag-along

◼   ► this is a a peanut butter layer on top

◼   ► of a shortbread cookie you have a box

◼   ► over there read that I am back Bob well

◼   ► it's it's it's peanut butter on top of

◼   ► shortbread wrapped in chocolate nice and

◼   ► easy you're not gonna read the box

◼   ► continuity man either so good I love

◼   ► these so much the peanut butter is so

◼   ► right it's almost like a Reese's peanut

◼   ► butter situation a little bit like a

◼   ► schmear and dipped in chocolate yeah and

◼   ► you get the nice crunch from the cookie

◼   ► in the middle and the cookies not too

◼   ► thick and the chocolate isn't too thick

◼   ► and the chocolates kind of creamy that's

◼   ► why they're better cold mm-hmm yeah I

◼   ► would say you nailed it with like the

◼   ► ratios are just really right with this

◼   ► like each each one of the ingredients is

◼   ► good you know it's I don't think I need

◼   ► them are like gonna blow you away like I

◼   ► accidentally ate the whole thing

◼   ► not not an accident I bet yeah yeah I

◼   ► I'm a huge fan of Tagalongs again my

◼   ► preference for peanut butter starts

◼   ► there a little bit here but big fan and

◼   ► that has not changed in this comparison

◼   ► so I think we should move on to Samoas

◼   ► cult echelons I would say Samoas and

◼   ► Thin Mints are probably the two most

◼   ► popular or at least most famous ones

◼   ► what do you say yeah I think so

◼   ► and they're the ones like they're so

◼   ► popular that you can get like flavors of

◼   ► ice cream and stuff that are like

◼   ► officially licensed flavored like these

◼   ► things okay so up until recently I

◼   ► thought I did not like coconut but turns

◼   ► out I do so all of you out there who

◼   ► think you don't like coconut should

◼   ► probably try these cookies anyway

◼   ► because you might have changed your mind

◼   ► with your coconut like egde yeah I feel

◼   ► like Samoas have to be like the Gateway

◼   ► to liking coconut and candy for a lot of

◼   ► people because I I don't like coconut in

◼   ► most candy like the way did you like to

◼   ► shave like or like the you know just

◼   ► like shredded coconut like I don't like

◼   ► a mounds bar or I'm enjoy bar like I

◼   ► that's too much for me I don't like

◼   ► coconut macaroons whatever those are

◼   ► they're not real macaroons and they

◼   ► shouldn't have the same name I really

◼   ► don't like those two different oh

◼   ► there's a different amount of OHS yeah

◼   ► it's basically the same name I mean yes

◼   ► they're it's one letter different but

◼   ► anyway Asamoah is a crisp cookie coated

◼   ► in caramel

◼   ► sprinkled with toasted coconut and

◼   ► striped with dark chocolate coating yeah

◼   ► I mean chances are if you've ever had a

◼   ► Girl Scout cookie there's a very good

◼   ► chance it was this one it looks kind of

◼   ► like a doughnut

◼   ► it's like ring shaped all right let's

◼   ► give us a shot these make you feel like

◼   ► you're eating something healthy because

◼   ► of the coconut good present at all and

◼   ► these two I as a big fan of refrigerated

◼   ► cookies

◼   ► I have tried refrigerator Muse in the

◼   ► past but I feel like it makes everything

◼   ► too hard like it makes the the caramel

◼   ► layer really hardens up and yeah yeah

◼   ► you need that you need to keep the

◼   ► caramel soft caramel caramel whatever

◼   ► caramel yeah and the only downside I

◼   ► would say to these besides the fact that

◼   ► it's way too easy to eat way too many of

◼   ► them the only downside is that the

◼   ► coconut gets stuck at my teeth for a

◼   ► long time afterwards like it'll be like

◼   ► 15 minutes later and I'll like find a

◼   ► piece of coconut my mouth still so

◼   ► that's that's kind of not great but

◼   ► otherwise big fan you have quite the

◼   ► line up there of half-eaten cookies I do

◼   ► not have the amount of discipline you do

◼   ► and I keep accidentally finishing my

◼   ► cookie well they also they they keep

◼   ► reminding me like which ones we've had

◼   ► I'm gonna refer to yours in which order

◼   ► because my mine is that mine's just a

◼   ► pile of crumbs right now oh man yeah

◼   ► hops is going to have a

◼   ► good afternoon oh he's gotta keep away

◼   ► from the chocolate yeah all right okay

◼   ► and last we have the Thin Mints these if

◼   ► I had to guess oh man I did open this

◼   ► like a jerk if I had to guess which one

◼   ► flavor of girls canoes was most popular

◼   ► I bet it's Thin Mints Colton Merrick

◼   ► Colton mint fridge temperature not free

◼   ► to temperature but fridge temperature

◼   ► though I'm getting a warm thinman I want

◼   ► to compare do you wanna compare no I

◼   ► don't need to fine they're better cold

◼   ► back in the box so refreshing that's a

◼   ► good closer yeah I'm glad we saved it

◼   ► for last for the fina cuz mint really

◼   ► has like a kind of you know dessert last

◼   ► thing you eat kind of attribute yeah

◼   ► they're really good I am NOT as obsessed

◼   ► with them as many people are I find them

◼   ► to be very good Mint cookies but I I'm

◼   ► not like totally obsessed with mint

◼   ► flavor I like it but I I don't like need

◼   ► to have it all the time so I find these

◼   ► to me similar to like the basic try foil

◼   ► or the whatever the the peanut butter

◼   ► sandwich one was called with that dosey

◼   ► doe yeah it's is it like it's a really

◼   ► good implementation of a fairly basic

◼   ► concept so I like it but I'm not

◼   ► obsessed with it well but nothing else

◼   ► really tastes like a thin mint right

◼   ► like Thin Mint cookies have their own

◼   ► unique taste I don't really know

◼   ► anything else that tastes a lot like it

◼   ► and I know that things have tried to

◼   ► taste like it and then called themselves

◼   ► like you know Thin Mint style or

◼   ► whatever yeah but yeah alright maybe I

◼   ► mean that might be so I don't know I

◼   ► understand why people love them so much

◼   ► but I would rather have like one of the

◼   ► peanut butter ones or the lemon ones I

◼   ► think okay are you ready to rank it says

◼   ► this is actually a little bit hard in

◼   ► some of the details but I think so I'm

◼   ► really confused okay so I had the fridge

◼   ► and non fridge thinman

◼   ► and because of the amount of time that

◼   ► the fridge ones have been out of the

◼   ► fridge there was not that much

◼   ► difference like 15 minutes yeah but I

◼   ► think they are much better cold yeah I

◼   ► would even I'd be willing to try them in

◼   ► the even in the freezer to get them even

◼   ► colder to see if that matters yeah

◼   ► that'd probably be really good the thing

◼   ► is like because it's it's just a very

◼   ► thin layer

◼   ► of of chocolate wrapped around what is

◼   ► basically a chocolate mint cookie mm-hmm

◼   ► and so there's naming mint cookie

◼   ► yeah and Thin Mints ha ha and so there's

◼   ► nothing in there that would get like

◼   ► weirdly hard if you froze it like like

◼   ► the way like I said with Samoa is that

◼   ► like the camel gets too hard you can't

◼   ► really freeze Samoas but but Thin Mints

◼   ► I feel like because there's nothing in

◼   ► there that gets worse if it gets really

◼   ► cold we see wafers covered in chocolaty

◼   ► coating made with natural oil of

◼   ► peppermint alright so I I don't even

◼   ► know if I could do

◼   ► number four yet I'd rather start with

◼   ► number one and count down okay I think

◼   ► that might be easier so my number one no

◼   ► question is the tag along the peanut

◼   ► butter and cookie wrapped in chocolate

◼   ► Wow that is I just I love it that is the

◼   ► one that if I'm left alone with an

◼   ► assortment of Girl Scout cookies that's

◼   ► the one that I will shamefully eat the

◼   ► most of the fastest hmm I'm so torn

◼   ► between my number ones being Tagalongs

◼   ► or the Savannah Smiles the lemon one see

◼   ► actually that might be my number two I

◼   ► really like them a lot well cuz like

◼   ► Tagalongs are so heavy but they're

◼   ► really good yeah because the ratio is

◼   ► just right on and one of my favorite

◼   ► cookies in the entire world are oh my

◼   ► gosh

◼   ► brain stopping Mariners yes mallomars

◼   ► I'm the shopper in the family I know

◼   ► everything that you like they're only

◼   ► seasonal very much like Girl Scout

◼   ► cookies because they melt so easily

◼   ► during shipment that they can only

◼   ► really be out in the wintertime so yeah

◼   ► with oh my gosh mallomars focus it's

◼   ► similar with like chocolate with a

◼   ► layered cookie situation inside that one

◼   ► is with marshmallow and cookie and

◼   ► chocolate and this is with the peanut

◼   ► butter cookie and chocolates

◼   ► I don't like peanut butter oh my gosh

◼   ► like why is this matter all of a sudden

◼   ► so much okay turns out peanut butter is

◼   ► amazing okay okay

◼   ► tagalogs yeah I think they might be my

◼   ► favorite well

◼   ► oh no wait don't wait the lemon water do

◼   ► you know the lemon ones are easier to

◼   ► eat oh not really

◼   ► no they are because they don't feel as

◼   ► guilty but they don't make me as guilty

◼   ► sure but they are simpler so and there

◼   ► there's no other thing like a tag-along

◼   ► but there are things like those lemon

◼   ► cookies okay tagalog number one we agree

◼   ► on our number one we agree has that ever

◼   ► happened before I don't know I don't

◼   ► think so we we don't have archives I

◼   ► mean we do but you don't listen to work

◼   ► like this okay yeah I don't know if the

◼   ► Technic before all right mark it down

◼   ► underscore David Smith alright so number

◼   ► one on to both of us is tag-along

◼   ► number two we might even agree number

◼   ► two I because I would say number two is

◼   ► lemon ones the smiles yep because I had

◼   ► that long debate it has to be number two

◼   ► that's pretty good okay number two okay

◼   ► I mean I can't believe it it's awesome

◼   ► it'll make it will certainly make a

◼   ► future shopping easier yep yep cuz uh

◼   ► yeah alright so number three see this is

◼   ► where I think we're gonna diverge a

◼   ► little bit I would say it's it's a tough

◼   ► call for me

◼   ► I like well done simple things and so

◼   ► I'm actually thinking for my number

◼   ► three I'm deciding between the peanut

◼   ► butter sandwich what is it called again

◼   ► I keep forgetting the that's it I'm

◼   ► deciding between the dosey doe and the

◼   ► trefoil for my number three Wow because

◼   ► again like the truffle oil it's that the

◼   ► basic shortbread cookie but I like

◼   ► simple things done well yeah woods right

◼   ► now because you're not going in that

◼   ► direction at all yeah and like the Samoa

◼   ► is a great flavor but it's a little bit

◼   ► like the coconut is like a little heavy

◼   ► for me like it cuz I because I don't I

◼   ► don't like coconut that much I like it

◼   ► basically only in Samoas more like in

◼   ► other forms like I like coconut milk in

◼   ► like you know in dinners and stuff of

◼   ► that but like shredded candied coconut I

◼   ► don't like very okay but wait we are

◼   ► judging Girl Scout cookies here you're

◼   ► talking about the things that you like

◼   ► in Girl Scout cookies now if you could

◼   ► get something that's like the dosey doe

◼   ► why would you buy it in the Girl Scout

◼   ► cookie form if you can't get something

◼   ► that's like a Samoa normally out in the

◼   ► grocery store hmm that's a good question

◼   ► this is what we're judging we're judging

◼   ► the girl

◼   ► scout cookie that's it that's it that's

◼   ► a tough yeah you're right okay so if I

◼   ► so so the I'm gonna say you know right

◼   ► now the the s'mores one is out and the

◼   ► toffee gluten-free one is out I don't

◼   ► like that I was almost a contender for

◼   ► me but because of what I just said I

◼   ► eliminated it for myself I it again just

◼   ► in case one two and the some and and the

◼   ► Thin Mint for me I think is also out

◼   ► because just because I don't I don't I'm

◼   ► not that big of a fan of mint like again

◼   ► I look I know why people love them and I

◼   ► like them I think they're good but I'm

◼   ► not obsessed with them so if Goodman I

◼   ► don't think is gonna is gonna make my

◼   ► top four just because there's so many

◼   ► other ones I like better so for me it

◼   ► the you know number one number two were

◼   ► set the main things I need to figure out

◼   ► are between Samoa dosey doe and trefoil

◼   ► how does that go two three and four I'm

◼   ► actually going to put trefoil as number

◼   ► three because it is because I already

◼   ► have my peanut butter roll filled at the

◼   ► top and I know I know myself wants to

◼   ► know like if these were all out on a

◼   ► table what would I actually eat and I

◼   ► really do like truffles they're really

◼   ► good basic butter cookies yes you can

◼   ► get those anywhere but these are really

◼   ► good and I like them so that's my number

◼   ► three all right I think I will listen to

◼   ► my impassioned speech about Girl Scout

◼   ► cookies and I'm gonna pick the Samoa as

◼   ► my number three because I really don't

◼   ► like that combination in anything else

◼   ► besides the Samoa so when it shows up

◼   ► it's nice to get a special box you don't

◼   ► have to get 20 boxes of them if you

◼   ► don't want to it's just nice to have the

◼   ► little tree of something different and

◼   ► something to look forward to during Girl

◼   ► Scout season so Simo is my number three

◼   ► did you say your number four yet not yet

◼   ► that's the meteor okay let's go might be

◼   ► you might be swimming me to change my

◼   ► mind on number three yeah because I mean

◼   ► honestly dude like I can get butter

◼   ► cookies elsewhere I can get cookie you

◼   ► know right again I mean yes you could

◼   ► say that the same thing about the lemon

◼   ► cookies but this particular lemon cookie

◼   ► for those of you out there not eating

◼   ► these right now it is a lot better and

◼   ► has that much sharper lemon taste than

◼   ► most cookies that are advertised to be

◼   ► lemony so that's why they made it up

◼   ► there and that nice

◼   ► powdered sugar the size is really good

◼   ► that's why there deserve at number twos

◼   ► I think you've convinced me oh because

◼   ► the Samoa is because you can't get that

◼   ► so I'm gonna revive my number three my

◼   ► number three is now Samoa so we are

◼   ► actually now an agreement on the top

◼   ► three because you're right the other

◼   ► ones are great cookies but you don't

◼   ► need to get them in Girl Scout cookies

◼   ► like you can get them year-round and you

◼   ► know a short the shortbread is really

◼   ► good but like show up and gift baskets

◼   ► right likes like so we're like the Royal

◼   ► dongs butter cookies that I like so much

◼   ► yep but no sir you know also seasonal

◼   ► but yeah super boring

◼   ► there's no way to rank those they all

◼   ► taste the same they do not all taste the

◼   ► same

◼   ► they know the pretzel ones are the best

◼   ► oh oh yeah wait are we is that gonna you

◼   ► know that the swirly ones are the second

◼   ► okay don't don't dump the gun here we

◼   ► could put that on the list and have an

◼   ► entire show about it alright and then

◼   ► you can have your platform and you can

◼   ► talk about your crazy cookies and how

◼   ► they all taste so different and you

◼   ► would rank all of them as number four

◼   ► let's not spoil it for our audience here

◼   ► they like to you know okay alright so

◼   ► number one two and three we read on and

◼   ► tag along Savannah Smiles and Samoa is

◼   ► number four what do you think you're

◼   ► number four is my number four is again

◼   ► for the exact same reason why the Samoa

◼   ► is made it up there it's going to be the

◼   ► cold Thin Mint there's nothing else that

◼   ► tastes like a thin mint out there there

◼   ► are plenty of mint cookies there plenty

◼   ► of mint candies those actually those

◼   ► little those mint wafer candies that

◼   ► have like the creamy mint inside with

◼   ► the light coating of chocolate that you

◼   ► get them in the big long skinny box and

◼   ► easements

◼   ► no not Andes mints those have green oh

◼   ► sorry

◼   ► and they're square I mean come on look I

◼   ► get your men straight okay

◼   ► they are rectangular I apologize to all

◼   ► of you shape enthusiasts because now we

◼   ► just lost the shape it's there they go

◼   ► out the window I'm getting giddy alright

◼   ► okay yeah so I'm going with the Thin

◼   ► Mints because like I said there are

◼   ► cookie like this there are a lot of

◼   ► different kind of candies that are like

◼   ► this with a creamy Center but in a

◼   ► cookie no

◼   ► so then mint you are number four it's so

◼   ► good it's a thin mint I'm really tempted

◼   ► to agree with you for that for the same

◼   ► reasons that doesn't really like well I

◼   ► won number one come on but we're all I

◼   ► think I'm gonna agree they met number

◼   ► four I think we actually for the first

◼   ► time ever we have the same top four

◼   ► ranking because for the same reason of

◼   ► like you know the other ones are great

◼   ► but you can get them anywhere you like

◼   ► you can get you like my other my other

◼   ► two for contention for number four or

◼   ► the trefoil and the dosey doe and they

◼   ► are great I really enjoy eating them but

◼   ► if I'm if I'm ordering Girl Scout

◼   ► cookies those wouldn't be as high of a

◼   ► priority because I really well I you

◼   ► know you can't get Thin Mints anywhere

◼   ► else you have to get them here and if

◼   ► you want that flavor you have to order

◼   ► so like if I was ordering only four

◼   ► types of Girl Scout cookies it would be

◼   ► these four yep yes that's awesome well I

◼   ► want to put in an honorable mention for

◼   ► the toffee tastic because I really did

◼   ► like them it almost broke into the into

◼   ► the ranks but it is a more typical

◼   ► cookie that you could find a toffee bit

◼   ► cookie in a lot of different places yeah

◼   ► so that's the only reason it fell out of

◼   ► the rank for me but here there we are

◼   ► because so we have the Tagalongs as our

◼   ► number one the Savannah Smiles as number

◼   ► two the Samoas as our number three and

◼   ► thin mints as our number four

◼   ► look how sharing we are teamwork yeah

◼   ► you know I actually feel pretty good

◼   ► right now

◼   ► like after all of our other you know

◼   ► gluttony episodes I always feel really

◼   ► bad because like like the Starbucks one

◼   ► what's the worst like that like because

◼   ► the combination of all that milk and

◼   ► sugar and caffeine oh that one made me

◼   ► feel so sick I felt wiry by far the

◼   ► worst fr Starbucks second worst we can

◼   ► write these second worst after Dunkin

◼   ► Donuts

◼   ► what if our eating episodes how worse

◼   ► today

◼   ► jellybeans I actually felt okay I think

◼   ► or at least less horrible and this I

◼   ► felt the best that's good that's good

◼   ► well you definitely ate less cookie than

◼   ► I did because I'm a monster and I would

◼   ► like to give a special shout-out to our

◼   ► Girl Scout Orly for coming by and

◼   ► selling us all of these amazing cookies

◼   ► and making this show possible

◼   ► you're the best okay now you just talk

◼   ► normal okay you don't need to say test

◼   ► tests all the time yeah okay that's

◼   ► gonna be your first one haha okay that

◼   ► one I think is the dosey doe peanut

◼   ► butter mm-hmm what do you think of that

◼   ► one that's my favorite so far

◼   ► your first one is your favorite okay

◼   ► this one's mint so you might want to

◼   ► save that one for last I want you to eat

◼   ► oh okay

◼   ► okay guys try that one I love chocolate

◼   ► that's the tag-along chocolate peanut

◼   ► butter yeah you tried a lot of stuff at

◼   ► poppy and Gigi's house didn't you I

◼   ► didn't know they had Girl Scout cookies

◼   ► that one has marshmallow in it mm-hmm

◼   ► how's that one taste yeah yeah they're

◼   ► gonna try that one next go man try foil

◼   ► yeah was that one really good yeah you

◼   ► look Joe you like yeah you jump for that

◼   ► one

◼   ► the lemon one dead has powdered sugar

◼   ► outside the smiles how's that so far

◼   ► your review is yum-yum-yum

◼   ► all right that one's toffee bits for the

◼   ► listener he's taking a bite of all the

◼   ► cookies first how do you how do you like

◼   ► that one

◼   ► not good

◼   ► give it a try good for trying

◼   ► I do like yeah that's my best one all

◼   ► these and not all these these are my

◼   ► favorite uh-huh

◼   ► not that one busy just taste it I get

◼   ► away do you want to try the mint one

◼   ► just just as a try no okay so tell me

◼   ► which one's your number one favorite

◼   ► lemon oh those two so the smiles and the

◼   ► tag-along

◼   ► so lemon and peanut butter okay what's

◼   ► your what's your number three favorite

◼   ► we'll say that's one and two oh and next

◼   ► are the DOS Eidos and the Samoas right

◼   ► so most and then then what else is on

◼   ► your list and then the trip oils and the

◼   ► s'mores are except for the toffee bit

◼   ► one you don't like that one and you

◼   ► declined you try the mint one right you

◼   ► can eat two of these okay

◼   ► can you say bye everybody bye Ellie body

◼   ► test for yummy cookies yummy cookie you

◼   ► they like them to supplement and bye bye

◼   ► I had fun