Roderick on the Line

Ep. 234: "Boo Hoo Hoo"


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  hello and I John I'm Merlin has gone [TS]

  it's going pretty good [TS]

  happy Monday happy Monday [TS]

  hmm well I wish that I had beds here to [TS]

  really make this a happy monday [TS]

  yeah hype man everybody's hype man right [TS]

  that's right [TS]

  uh-huh uh-huh is the front outside frame [TS]

  in the trunk ride [TS]

  yes is that happy mondays lineup for the [TS]

  wheels big what I know that I don't know [TS]

  about o.o is that the that's the vine [TS]

  lady [TS]

  yeah that's the binary I'm sorry to [TS]

  bring her back man if you know other [TS]

  great things i should know about before [TS]

  they're going away let me know about [TS]

  them ok i will how about uh American [TS]

  democracy wall clock mike del Morro [TS]

  tired I'll I'm I'm where I'm wearing [TS]

  noise-canceling headphones which ipad [TS]

  before probably can't hear anything I'm [TS]

  saying it's wrong it's all I can hear is [TS]

  what you're saying get any other sort of [TS]

  background noise and boys it [TS]

  disconcerting it's disorienting just a [TS]

  you know not to go too far behind the [TS]

  wizard curtain but you are you're [TS]

  broadcasting remotely from ya family's [TS]

  in southern california i'm in i'm in [TS]

  southern sunny Southern California where [TS]

  it is pouring rain and and so I i always [TS]

  try and forget one thing you know you [TS]

  know me and no excuse me out one and [TS]

  only one thing I try to forget one key [TS]

  thing I don't want I don't want to [TS]

  forget multiple things because that [TS]

  would seem like I was such as careless [TS]

  yeah careless are unprepared didn't know [TS]

  what you'd like to keep it Lively [TS]

  yeah so a lot of times we all forget is [TS]

  my power cord this time I forgot my [TS]

  headphones sometimes I forget just the [TS]

  simple like USB cable that goes between [TS]

  things [TS]

  but yeah so anyway I'm borrowing these [TS]

  noise-cancelling headphones and its [TS]

  really either as far as i know they're [TS]

  like ambulances going by right here in [TS]

  the room and I wouldn't be able to hear [TS]

  because the noise has been cancelled [TS]

  you sound down a thoughtful son not [TS]

  muted would be a term of art but you [TS]

  sound very circumspect is not wise [TS]

  thank you for saying that i'm i'm [TS]

  debating about how to reply to someone [TS]

  on ebay 0000 it's what's going on you [TS]

  something troubling happen happen i've [TS]

  had a couple of you know I I shouldn't [TS]

  be on ebay and you know [TS]

  nope don't belong there is it's a [TS]

  variety of reasons that it is not an [TS]

  ideal use of your time and attention [TS]

  know and the thing is it's not my [TS]

  culture you know I don't understand the [TS]

  cultural mores there and I'm I'm an [TS]

  interloper i'ma time traipsing through a [TS]

  very complicated social environment and [TS]

  so a couple of things have happened [TS]

  right there was one time I ordered two [TS]

  things from a person and ask them to [TS]

  combine them in one package ever tell [TS]

  you about this mm I know this is [TS]

  probably too fascinating for this show [TS]

  but i'm going to dive into it anyway [TS]

  wanted to combine two things in one [TS]

  package and they sent me an email back [TS]

  that said I set you a revised invoice [TS]

  and so I looked in my email and there [TS]

  was a something from this person that [TS]

  said pay here and i click on the button [TS]

  and I paid for one item plus the [TS]

  associated shipping of that one item and [TS]

  then I wrote him back and said well i [TS]

  paid for the one item can you send me [TS]

  the revised and they said well i did [TS]

  send you it's in your email and I said [TS]

  and I wasn't clear like [TS]

  exactly what they were getting at but [TS]

  then after two exchanges they said well [TS]

  I'm done dealing with this and hadn't [TS]

  helped me at all and i ended up having [TS]

  to pay for both items and ten dollars [TS]

  each shipping for two things that would [TS]

  fit into a single envelope and so then [TS]

  when it was time to give the the [TS]

  feedback the stars if you will a boy I [TS]

  wanted to give them zero stars for the [TS]

  shipping because they had done nothing [TS]

  they'd been not only had they not help [TS]

  me but they've been like really rude but [TS]

  I noticed that they had 99 percent [TS]

  approval rating so I thought you know is [TS]

  this something about me [TS]

  mm so again is your problem you're into [TS]

  living with the mores yeah I didn't know [TS]

  what might look at what I've done wrong [TS]

  so I'm going back and was like hey I [TS]

  don't know about this i don't know what [TS]

  happened i tried to be nice i was just [TS]

  like you could put both of these in one [TS]

  envelope and only charged me 10 instead [TS]

  of twenty bucks no reply as does it [TS]

  delhi so he's done with it after two [TS]

  emails because he'd sent me a revised [TS]

  invoice he said which I explained to her [TS]

  you got the revised invoice he's done it [TS]

  so it wasn't revised it was just like [TS]

  here's my revised invoice fuck you my [TS]

  revised invoice says fuck you so but I [TS]

  didn't want to leave zero stars because [TS]

  i actually like went to leave negative [TS]

  feedback and ebay threw up a like a sign [TS]

  like are you sure you want to leave [TS]

  negative feedback you should try and [TS]

  resolve this with the person this is a [TS]

  serious matter [TS]

  yeah I was like a shit ok and then I [TS]

  figured like he's at five thousand [TS]

  transactions he's got 99 percent [TS]

  positive how you're dating yourself [TS]

  you're the weirdo [TS]

  well yeah and not only that but my [TS]

  rating isn't going to affect my brother [TS]

  zero stars is going to affect his rating [TS]

  but what if he retaliates [TS]

  I don't even know if they can retaliate [TS]

  but what if he gives me zero stars [TS]

  I don't have that many transactions his [TS]

  0-star you get a five-star blowback he [TS]

  hasn't got to keep our phony baloney [TS]

  puffed-up system of useless ratings [TS]

  going that if you have screwed things up [TS]

  with zero stars but yeah I don't even [TS]

  know what I'm doing I'm just something [TS]

  like guy like you know bounding in with [TS]

  a bullet a bearskin code arm and I'm [TS]

  like zero stars and they're like you [TS]

  want to c 0 stars bush and then I'm like [TS]

  and then all of his all the people that [TS]

  wears like satin jackets with his gang [TS]

  name on it all 0 starring me [TS]

  ya know it's like an episode of [TS]

  blackness totally black mirror yeah so I [TS]

  didn't know what to do so I was like I [TS]

  gotta just random guy got to think about [TS]

  it and and I still haven't acted well [TS]

  then a couple of times i ordered stuff [TS]

  in our lives or not you know that's the [TS]

  thing you're not ordering stuff you have [TS]

  delayed at night thing goes by I'm like [TS]

  help it on that shirt you know [TS]

  30 bucks here a bit on that POW a bit on [TS]

  it and then it's like you won a [TS]

  thirty-dollar thing but it's fifty [TS]

  dollars shipping on come on [TS]

  because the thing is actually in kuala [TS]

  lumpur kawal alone [TS]

  work and you know how water times it in [TS]

  ebay if something's in England the the [TS]

  amount of money will be in italics [TS]

  because you know its foreign if it's in [TS]

  canadia it'll be an italic but somehow [TS]

  you can sell a thing in kuala lumpur but [TS]

  if you put in american dollars [TS]

  [Music] [TS]

  it just comes just so I'm up I'm bidding [TS]

  on this son-of-a-bitch but now it's now [TS]

  I 1 and I look at the shipping that's [TS]

  more than what i paid for the thing and [TS]

  and I want there to be a thing on ebay [TS]

  where I can be like whoa whoa you didn't [TS]

  say I didn't see that it was a flaw [TS]

  lumpur if there's no there's no like [TS]

  whoa whoa button right right right i [TS]

  already committed [TS]

  yeah he's actually value sign a contract [TS]

  I signed a binding contract with these [TS]

  like multi-star people so one time I [TS]

  paid it the other this most recent time [TS]

  I you know I paid the shipping it takes [TS]

  a month to ship their from kuala lumpur [TS]

  because they put it into like a raft i [TS]

  just checked on ebay today and they said [TS]

  oh yeah we delivered that package from [TS]

  paul and perform days ago and we handed [TS]

  it to an individual that's what the [TS]

  signs [TS]

  well you know let's be true there's no [TS]

  individual at my house that they could [TS]

  have handed it to my neighbors wouldn't [TS]

  pick I don't want Randy to have it [TS]

  this is this is a real thistle here's [TS]

  the latest problem yeah here's the thing [TS]

  i'm trying to solve a guy sell sold me a [TS]

  Fame and when I got it it had a big x [TS]

  over he had documented some damage on on [TS]

  the item but when i got it at a big X in [TS]

  sharpie over the tag of the item over [TS]

  the that tag you know like the little [TS]

  UPC scanner code know the brand name [TS]

  Oh which I recognized as an article of [TS]

  apparel [TS]

  yes it is oh so it's like a cutout a [TS]

  remainder exactly it's a factory second [TS]

  but he had failed to document that la [TS]

  germany and so I just so this is another [TS]

  one of these like in ninety-eight [TS]

  percent prove reading so i stood on it [TS]

  for a couple of weeks and then I was [TS]

  sitting and I was thinking about this [TS]

  like I gotta give the Oh what it was was [TS]

  i had bought something else obviously I [TS]

  have to have a problem here and and the [TS]

  other person that I bought something [TS]

  from was sending me emails like 3a week [TS]

  saying hey I noticed you haven't given [TS]

  me any feedback yet would you please go [TS]

  on and give me some feedback about the [TS]

  thing that you bought from me that I [TS]

  sent you [TS]

  I was like yeah I bought it from you [TS]

  send it to me and leaving any feedback [TS]

  sorry but I don't and he's did this [TS]

  person is just like really really [TS]

  desperate present it feels like it even [TS]

  happens on amazon like if you buy [TS]

  something through what turns out to be a [TS]

  third party you know marketplace vendor [TS]

  you get this surfeit of emails about how [TS]

  they hope you really have your ramekins [TS]

  and how this feels like it's just shy of [TS]

  not paying to not go and give a [TS]

  five-star review that is what it feels [TS]

  like this person was like I don't like [TS]

  that system John that's not a good [TS]

  system they weren't they weren't hurt [TS]

  they were like offended and starting to [TS]

  get rude about it i bought a thing from [TS]

  you for $90 at it's been a week and a [TS]

  half and I didn't give me any feedback [TS]

  and it's just really like live from [TS]

  older time maybe when we were kids we [TS]

  always want to thank you note anything [TS]

  like no matter what somebody gave you [TS]

  could just be bullshit that the did not [TS]

  make your life better you still have to [TS]

  write a thank you note it seems [TS]

  analogous here where it's like how you [TS]

  know I mean obviously the stakes are [TS]

  higher in the one case grandma's going [TS]

  to get her feelings hurt but in this [TS]

  case these these jackals can't keep up [TS]

  to five star rating if you weren't there [TS]

  pumping mom and well the thing is like [TS]

  sometimes you order something like a [TS]

  craft or something that someone clearly [TS]

  found in a thrift store and manage to [TS]

  sell for fifteen dollars and they send [TS]

  you a little note they send your little [TS]

  handwritten note a little boy toy ly [TS]

  with some writing on it in your bag like [TS]

  hey thanks a lot hope you enjoyed thing [TS]

  but this one item that the person was [TS]

  passing me about was just a thing they [TS]

  bought a [TS]

  at a like factory second sale and then [TS]

  sent to me like this there's no [TS]

  personality to it it's not something [TS]

  cute just like they bought in for your [TS]

  windbreaker [TS]

  yeah they wanted for $90 sold to me for [TS]

  ninety-four dollars and what they're [TS]

  like where's my feedback so i was on [TS]

  there giving this person feedback [TS]

  because i was browbeaten into doing it [TS]

  and then I looked at this one the the [TS]

  person that had sent me the the thing [TS]

  with the X on the and i went back and [TS]

  looked at the ad no mention of the [TS]

  accident and really it's a very [TS]

  prominent feature and so I wrote him and [TS]

  I said hey you i'm giving them i'm here [TS]

  at my hair my office giving everybody [TS]

  feedback to him I haven't given you any [TS]

  because you know I've been kind of likes [TS]

  that kind of stood on this you sent me [TS]

  this thing I mean I got a good price on [TS]

  the thing but I wouldn't have bet on it [TS]

  if i had seen this because i have a [TS]

  policy about factory seconds it's just [TS]

  something that gets sticks in my craw [TS]

  it's not it's not in this is a nerdy [TS]

  comparison but like it's not that [TS]

  different from being a book collector [TS]

  and unless you were collecting a given [TS]

  addition because it contained this an [TS]

  error that was rare you would reject [TS]

  that you would say no this is crazy like [TS]

  this is this is not what it appears to [TS]

  be no I'm would buy a magazine with the [TS]

  cover cut off it says it's exactly like [TS]

  being a book collector and it turns out [TS]

  you get it down a tiny fine print says [TS]

  all booked up among the Month Club [TS]

  oh yeah like it now like RCA records the [TS]

  month types that you know that's not a [TS]

  collectible first edition that's the [TS]

  garbage first edition steerage you know [TS]

  so i write him and he writes back and he [TS]

  goes oh I you know I wondered what that [TS]

  was but I didn't even know what it meant [TS]

  maybe it means the article of clothing a [TS]

  straightedge yeah right or maybe it [TS]

  means that somebody soda crew grand into [TS]

  the lining of it but i doubt it [TS]

  it seems like when you're identifying [TS]

  features of a thing and the tag is like [TS]

  very visible in it and it has a huge X [TS]

  through it anyway so I running backs [TS]

  like okay I accept that explanation but [TS]

  you know I do feel like I [TS]

  a little bit cheated and he's like well [TS]

  how can I he said i'll refund the [TS]

  purchase price and I was like why would [TS]

  she buy what she meant like send it back [TS]

  to me [TS]

  mm I was like well you know I don't want [TS]

  to go all that a whole hog on it a but [TS]

  you know like I don't give me no give me [TS]

  twenty bucks off we go back and forth as [TS]

  this is i'm just in time [TS]

  this is it is in more interesting than I [TS]

  expected but this is this is a taking a [TS]

  lot of time to describe the general no I [TS]

  actually enact this whole no no no i'm [TS]

  not i'm not being matter i'm saying like [TS]

  first of all if everything goes [TS]

  flawlessly on ebay you're spending too [TS]

  much time on ebay and now in addition to [TS]

  that the post-mortem that you have to [TS]

  perform on your purchases is mental [TS]

  yes this is a crazy use of your time yes [TS]

  it is and your but you are aware of that [TS]

  right but who knows [TS]

  ok cool knows you're going out are we [TS]

  talking to still work shopping who's [TS]

  talking to me that's really a lot i'm [TS]

  talking to me [TS]

  mm-hmm so I so those holds the [TS]

  respondents anyway so then he says I'm [TS]

  in the hospital I can't talk right now [TS]

  because I'm zba writing everyone on the [TS]

  other every single person on the other [TS]

  end of the line was getting his dialysis [TS]

  he's doing follow-ups and all the people [TS]

  who have not started yet [TS]

  oh no he's he said he said I'm sorry I [TS]

  have to interrupt this conversation [TS]

  because i have to go to the hospital [TS]

  like he wasn't talking to me initially [TS]

  from the hospital but there's like three [TS]

  days that we that wasn't interrupted [TS]

  time because he was in the hospital then [TS]

  we got back and I had to be like oh are [TS]

  you okay i'm worried about you and he's [TS]

  like no I'm fine now thanks anyway let's [TS]

  get back to this back-and-forth [TS]

  back-and-forth and then eventually he [TS]

  says Oh actually you know what [TS]

  ebay terms of service are that since you [TS]

  mentioned feedback that i cannot refund [TS]

  you any money because that is extortion [TS]

  you didn't know it you're on [TS]

  double-secret probation the whole time I [TS]

  had that's right i had no I was just and [TS]

  then I was like oh [TS]

  well that makes sense right what you got [TS]

  what do you do now big shot [TS]

  yeah of service feedback like eBay is [TS]

  gonna be baby is gonna do a Google here [TS]

  and there reading our emails yeah [TS]

  without us even knowing sure they're [TS]

  they're born an uber and they know where [TS]

  we are even when we're not using their [TS]

  app they're sending you a final letter [TS]

  that you're not allowed to receive yeah [TS]

  that's exactly right [TS]

  they're filing an injunction and they're [TS]

  gonna in jumped me because I mentioned [TS]

  feedback and now I'm extorting this [TS]

  twenty dollars out of this kind of [TS]

  system they got so so he writes me back [TS]

  and says you know student same cherry [TS]

  language he says well why don't we just [TS]

  leave it the way it is [TS]

  yeah maybe we can all agree and cheese [TS]

  yeah and i wrote back there's like the [TS]

  oh you mean leave it the way it is where [TS]

  you like failed to tell me what the [TS]

  thing was that you were selling me and [TS]

  now you know now I've got a little bit [TS]

  of Justice going here [TS]

  ok little got my justice ackles it's at [TS]

  that point you just walked away right [TS]

  well no so that at that point right [TS]

  before you called I was composing and [TS]

  justice based email to him that was [TS]

  going to set this record straight and [TS]

  the ppl was BB was reading it over his [TS]

  shoulder then they were going to know to [TS]

  how things were going to be but but [TS]

  mercifully you interrupted me with your [TS]

  call man and i haven't sent the email [TS]

  yet you know and it's like so far [TS]

  there's been a lot he died talk with [TS]

  between us we've probably spent 12 [TS]

  emails on come on [TS]

  so for the twenty dollars right I'm [TS]

  getting pretty good value that's like [TS]

  that's you know that's a dollar and [TS]

  change per email you explore principle [TS]

  here but the total amount that you are [TS]

  out including shipping is how much [TS]

  hundred dollars no okay so twenty [TS]

  dollars is twenty percent yeah but not a [TS]

  lot of percent yeah yeah yeah [TS]

  I'm so glad I don't have a surpassing [TS]

  number of transactions like that in my [TS]

  life [TS]

  mhm you know maybe not bail in general [TS]

  I'm i mean like specifically i think one [TS]

  of the things when you look at when you [TS]

  look at these different I'm really [TS]

  avoiding the word community because I [TS]

  think that's not the right word for this [TS]

  but whether it's a ride-sharing service [TS]

  grocery delivery you at sea [TS]

  ebay where you are on some level you may [TS]

  be dealing with a person but like what [TS]

  if so if i go to safeway and I by half a [TS]

  gallon of milk like that's that's a [TS]

  really clear transaction I get a little [TS]

  receipt for it and like how how well the [TS]

  cashier did does not factor that heavily [TS]

  into the purchase as long as it's not [TS]

  rancid i take it home for you know as [TS]

  long as they didn't like grossly mr. [TS]

  charge me but they did grossly mr. [TS]

  charged me I going to say hey look this [TS]

  is an error he accidentally charged me [TS]

  twice for this and go hey no problem [TS]

  take it off right there's there's so [TS]

  much hubris personality humanity [TS]

  involved in buying a jacket online from [TS]

  somebody it's it's so strange i get i [TS]

  mean like i say like I i well I do a lot [TS]

  of amazon shopping and I tend to prefer [TS]

  buying things directly from amazon not [TS]

  least because you get the prime shipping [TS]

  right so like I get a little psychic i [TS]

  I've seen what you're talking about [TS]

  here's a set of fancy pencils and if you [TS]

  click the wrong link on the wrong buyer [TS]

  you're getting fancy pencils that are [TS]

  going to be $22 and it's thirty dollars [TS]

  shipping know you like you gotta be [TS]

  careful it's in parentheses it's not [TS]

  necessarily kuala lumpur but you really [TS]

  do want to watch that but then I don't [TS]

  randomly finally get some USB cable and [TS]

  i get done by this by some third party [TS]

  seller who sends this generic email [TS]

  obviously through some kind of CMS [TS]

  that's like bugging me for CMS content [TS]

  management system I don't know that [TS]

  amazon zone system or some kind of [TS]

  third-party thing but they all look the [TS]

  same and it's like hey I hope you [TS]

  enjoyed your candle that smells like a [TS]

  new macintosh computer make sure to go [TS]

  in and give us a five-star review of [TS]

  Beatle ed ed and so you know you know [TS]

  how like in and out burger has a secret [TS]

  menu and they're always about what's not [TS]

  secret anymore [TS]

  amazon word on the street is that amazon [TS]

  has a secret menu to know any more about [TS]

  it [TS]

  well for example and change the topic [TS]

  because it is actually on topic but for [TS]

  example if as in my case with all due [TS]

  respect to the united states postal [TS]

  system you know my history but the post [TS]

  office and yes my deliveries are just I [TS]

  mean Donald Trump should have a tweet [TS]

  about about the disaster the flaming [TS]

  inner city that is my history with just [TS]

  think just not appearing at the house [TS]

  suppose there's a secret menu where he [TS]

  know the NOC you can contact amazon and [TS]

  ask them to at the very least I guess [TS]

  changed the cascade of how deliveries [TS]

  are made to always put the postal [TS]

  service at the bottom but I've heard [TS]

  noises cascade well you know how it [TS]

  works like it used to be everything was [TS]

  ups and it was awesome right in [TS]

  yes you you have to know yeah i do not [TS]

  know how it works like at all why I i [TS]

  was wondering about this before is [TS]

  everything to me you won't just bring it [TS]

  comes from three different services what [TS]

  happened it used to be ups and when [TS]

  everything work I don't want it straight [TS]

  but I'm the cascade is something that [TS]

  I'm imagining and cascading i'm [TS]

  referring here to a term they use in [TS]

  doesn't matter but cascading is this [TS]

  idea that there's this this default way [TS]

  that things will happen unless for some [TS]

  reason that one is not optimal or is not [TS]

  available in which case it falls back to [TS]

  the second choice etcetera etcetera are [TS]

  imagine that amazon has optimized this [TS]

  within an inch of its life to where I [TS]

  think one I don't know the exact history [TS]

  i think one thing that happened was yes [TS]

  they used to use UPS for everything and [TS]

  it was the glory days like it has worked [TS]

  everything was fine but from my point of [TS]

  view as a consumer I don't you know I [TS]

  don't have a dog in this fight but you [TS]

  know it really worked and the floor [TS]

  dirty brown trucks coming around Lord [TS]

  days and then I think they cut some kind [TS]

  of a deal with the failing US postal [TS]

  system where I guess they got a special [TS]

  deal plus things like sunday delivery [TS]

  which nobody else was doing something [TS]

  delivered but you know there's this [TS]

  thing that happens if your name is on [TS]

  user where at [TS]

  you don't track my deliveries I'm a [TS]

  tracker and i'll see like oh good [TS]

  UPS like we know or like FedEx leaving [TS]

  memphis you like ah awesome and you see [TS]

  that dreaded like transferred to carrier [TS]

  facility and you're like oh I think that [TS]

  means people that means it is now into [TS]

  the leaky ma of the usps and we just [TS]

  don't know if it'll show up common [TS]

  service all I learn more about this [TS]

  report back on the service of saying one [TS]

  supposed secret many thing you can do is [TS]

  you can contact amazon and tell them [TS]

  look I don't want things delivered by [TS]

  postal service anymore sir possibly i'm [TS]

  so there's true but that's what there's [TS]

  like that there's a you have a profile [TS]

  that's not visible to you that's [TS]

  maintained somewhere in the commands and [TS]

  lewd yeah and your profile is alterable [TS]

  you're saying by a by a special ops team [TS]

  in a windowless room and amazon and if [TS]

  you can get to them [TS]

  yeah and say listen I want you to change [TS]

  my profile I want you to put it I want [TS]

  your gold star [TS]

  I want you to give me an extra level of [TS]

  access and they can just be like you're [TS]

  good customer we like you your name is [TS]

  Merlin man huh [TS]

  my my desk mate has heard of you used to [TS]

  be famous [TS]

  yeah you're the guy with the wallet what [TS]

  happened to shoot yeah okay we'll put [TS]

  that gold star and then all of a sudden [TS]

  all your troubles go away is another one [TS]

  that I've utilized right heard there's a [TS]

  secret menu where you can contact amazon [TS]

  and say hey I don't want to receive [TS]

  these requests for feedback anymore [TS]

  wow I did that they took care of it and [TS]

  I wasn't getting them anymore until [TS]

  recently when I started getting them [TS]

  again so it's time to go back in and try [TS]

  the secret menu again I at the kuala [TS]

  lumpur problem i actually went onto ebay [TS]

  and asked a question of the ebay [TS]

  community I went on to their message [TS]

  board [TS]

  and i asked the question of the ebay [TS]

  community and someone replied and said [TS]

  if you don't want to see items from [TS]

  kuala lampur all you have to do when [TS]

  you're searching for items go down to [TS]

  this menu screen go over to this menu [TS]

  screen pull down this screen and select [TS]

  this option and your problems are solved [TS]

  it's like well yeah except that i would [TS]

  have to do that for each individual [TS]

  search that I did it end at four o'clock [TS]

  in the morning i'm on there searching [TS]

  for Pendleton blankets Hudson Bay [TS]

  Company jackets Native Alaskan Parker's [TS]

  and all the things that you need you [TS]

  know zippo lighters from Adak Island and [TS]

  each one of those i have to pull down at [TS]

  six men used to get so it also cuts off [TS]

  your your supply chain there might be [TS]

  stuff we're willing like it could be [TS]

  your once you don't know i'm not trying [TS]

  to belittle like John right here if [TS]

  you've got your white whale if there's [TS]

  something that shows up that you've been [TS]

  looking for for years [TS]

  that's right it's only available in [TS]

  kuala lumpur you not made of stone [TS]

  you might consider that I might pay [TS]

  fifty dollars shipping if it's the right [TS]

  zippo lighter from from you know a tack [TS]

  Coast Guard Station avalanche brands [TS]

  rights to say your feedback is important [TS]

  ! we just want to say thank you for your [TS]

  recent purchase with avalanche brands [TS]

  through we hope you're [TS]

  enjoying your gun pusheen 18 sticker [TS]

  sheet but that's company we strive to [TS]

  provide our customers with quality [TS]

  products as well as complete customer [TS]

  satisfaction your opinion is extremely [TS]

  valuable if you have not already a comma [TS]

  splice if you have not already done so [TS]

  we invite you to take a few moments and [TS]

  help your fellow shoppers make their [TS]

  purchasing decisions by providing a [TS]

  review of the products you purchase it's [TS]

  very simple to do this just more [TS]

  comments places just follow the links [TS]

  below and follow the on-screen [TS]

  instructions and I can click on gun [TS]

  pusheen 18 sticker so pushing pushing is [TS]

  a cat a car cat from sure net and this [TS]

  is a sheet of stickers about my daughter [TS]

  not realizing that I wouldn't have [TS]

  homework [TS]

  yeah well I get so might the first 1i [TS]

  can find here is [TS]

  from try searching for your recent order [TS]

  this this one says chok Dee 2016 that's [TS]

  their username so they their username [TS]

  actually has the year 2016 in it which [TS]

  seems like a but seems like a dumb way [TS]

  to have pretty simplistic approach to [TS]

  your brand [TS]

  yeah and also can i call in 1933 but [TS]

  then they have 526 feedbacks i guess or [TS]

  transactions which is not very many and [TS]

  they have a purple star next to them [TS]

  which I don't know what that means but I [TS]

  know that it's not a gold star em and [TS]

  they say and so i bought from them a [TS]

  Gurkha leather pouch is a gorgeous on [TS]

  indian sword [TS]

  well there saw a Gurkha is a kind of [TS]

  Indian soldier [TS]

  mmm that is drawn from was that there is [TS]

  a hindi machete dingus [TS]

  well that's their distinctive knife look [TS]

  at that thing look at the Gurkha but the [TS]

  Gurkhas were like it's called the quarry [TS]

  the signature weapon of the Gurkhas yeah [TS]

  the girls are up are like a tribe of [TS]

  people who are very very good fighters [TS]

  and they were enlisted into the British [TS]

  Army like during the colonial period as [TS]

  like ferocious Special Forces people [TS]

  almost too who fought for the British in [TS]

  their various colonial wars so [TS]

  interesting [TS]

  they're like you know they're kind of [TS]

  like the sikhs they are and they're [TS]

  Indians but of a separate ilk look with [TS]

  a very identifiable sort of set of [TS]

  characteristics that in this case where [TS]

  were used in the in the wars clone wars [TS]

  you'll see the Gurkhas like in world war [TS]

  one you'll see them you know fighting in [TS]

  the trenches what school would you mind [TS]

  a wallet [TS]

  what are you so no it's not a wallet so [TS]

  great but Gurkha the the leather goods [TS]

  company [TS]

  is a new york company and the legend is [TS]

  that there was some guy the new york's [TS]

  rich smartypants who was bidding on that [TS]

  an auction at Sotheby's and was bidding [TS]

  on the complete luggage collection of a [TS]

  former officer in the British [TS]

  Expeditionary Forces and he had to sell [TS]

  some nice bags [TS]

  yeah and he had this beautiful set this [TS]

  is many years ago in the seventies you [TS]

  have this beautiful set of luggage that [TS]

  was kind of like kind of like the bags [TS]

  that louie vuitton bags and Kundalini [TS]

  express or whatever talking about Marley [TS]

  Hodgson back in the early nineteen [TS]

  seventies must have been Miz's only shot [TS]

  himself in an estate sale in the UK we [TS]

  encounter recollection of campaign gear [TS]

  once belonging to british commander [TS]

  station yes that was oh I see so the jog [TS]

  my memory now I that you're familiar [TS]

  with the story [TS]

  sure my Hodgson yeah so anyway Marley [TS]

  mr. Hodgman we columns he decided to [TS]

  reproduce these instead of because he [TS]

  lost this auction instead he decided to [TS]

  reproduce these bags at in New York City [TS]

  and so it was a very fancy line of bags [TS]

  and it was one of the first sort of sets [TS]

  of bags that were met it was like the [TS]

  patina of the used bag was worth more [TS]

  than a new bag but then Merlin as so [TS]

  often happens in these heritage brands [TS]

  at some point in the nineties the [TS]

  company was sold to a to an offshore [TS]

  conglomerate 42 holding company [TS]

  yeah basically was sold to Mitt Romney [TS]

  yeah and being capital and they changed [TS]

  it and they started making bags in China [TS]

  and they started making garbage bags and [TS]

  all the people that care about these [TS]

  things which I am embarrassed to say I [TS]

  am not one but I'm adjacent right it's a [TS]

  cocktail party and I'm standing [TS]

  it's a cocktail party at the red line [TS]

  you've ever heard the rumors of the [TS]

  disappointed [TS]

  sure i'm walking it's the red line in [TS]

  wenatchee washington i'm walking through [TS]

  the halls [TS]

  i hear ya and look in it's a big [TS]

  everybody's got name tags on I poked my [TS]

  head in there talking about heritage [TS]

  brands i'll put my foot in the room up [TS]

  you know maybe I'll take a drink off of [TS]

  which i'm passing tray [TS]

  hmm i'll spend the afternoon there let's [TS]

  be honest yeah i'll talk to those people [TS]

  I want to know what they're all about [TS]

  hmm maybe always you're always seeking [TS]

  to learn you want to educate yourself [TS]

  yeah and maybe I'll take a brochure [TS]

  maybe i'll think about filling it out [TS]

  yeah anyway then someone and this [TS]

  happened to my own beloved filson [TS]

  company of three or four different times [TS]

  someone bought Gurkha back from being [TS]

  capital and restored the glory [TS]

  so we're talking about the CBS offender [TS]

  exactly right now we're talking about [TS]

  were talking about the Japanese strats [TS]

  here with all due respect that's exactly [TS]

  right we're talking about it it's very [TS]

  its characteristic of of the era so yeah [TS]

  I mean the thing is you can't just say [TS]

  there's this before and after day you [TS]

  have to have some clarity about certain [TS]

  models certain years produced and their [TS]

  cemeteries and subtlety to that you've [TS]

  learned by being adjacent there isn't i [TS]

  think there are people out there all the [TS]

  time who order a Gurkha bag on the [TS]

  internet and then they arrived and there [TS]

  and it's made in china but they don't [TS]

  know it and so they're perfectly happy [TS]

  so they think i have a fancy bag that's [TS]

  right somewhere buried down inside an [TS]

  inside pocket like tucked in the lining [TS]

  is a little made-in-china tag but they [TS]

  never see it and so the the the spell is [TS]

  never broken for them but you know for [TS]

  me I'm the type of person that [TS]

  immediately goes looking for the tag [TS]

  I can't I would be able to sleep at [TS]

  night if it sent made in china and I [TS]

  would know I'd been rocked and I had an [TS]

  inferior thing anyway so i dunno how to [TS]

  find good work of idea how to not buy a [TS]

  garbage bag and so i bought this [TS]

  that's a nice little pouch it's not a [TS]

  purse pouch [TS]

  it's not a wallet because it's the size [TS]

  of a piece of you know you can put like [TS]

  a notebook in it it's like a pouch [TS]

  definitely not a person but not a person [TS]

  it's a package folio yeah let's call it [TS]

  a folio um I discovered not very long [TS]

  ago that instead of packing my suitcases [TS]

  with by just rolling up my clothes and [TS]

  packing them in the suitcase that if I [TS]

  rolled up my clothes and pack them in a [TS]

  pouch and then packed the pouch in my [TS]

  suitcase [TS]

  it gave me more gratification so I this [TS]

  is this huge for me i know i'm on purim [TS]

  bags and bags [TS]

  I've got it I've don't done that one is [TS]

  not Columbia but one of those companies [TS]

  makes those bags and I gotta bolt goes [TS]

  eagle creek [TS]

  yeah and so ya know for me everything [TS]

  you to me the idea of putting your [TS]

  clothes directly into suitcases [TS]

  monstrous yeah I use like five or six [TS]

  different bags for all the different [TS]

  constituent parts and I've got down to [TS]

  it down to a science at this point let's [TS]

  be honest but at some point along the [TS]

  way you do have it down to a science [TS]

  I've seen in action but I decided at a [TS]

  certain point that I was no longer going [TS]

  to use nylon 0 and so little reason [TS]

  no just because because dollars in [TS]

  arbitrary aesthetic not arbitrary but a [TS]

  personal aesthetic decision [TS]

  yeah as I because i have so much free [TS]

  time where my mind doesn't have enough [TS]

  to occupy it which is not true i'm [TS]

  actually carving time away any projects [TS]

  to think about this but i decided that [TS]

  all the bat all the bags were going to [TS]

  be made out of either jute or hemp or a [TS]

  email like woven grass and attended like [TS]

  you get a bamboo bag or wall know and [TS]

  all the always be kind of fiber you have [TS]

  financed a Noah's Ark there's there [TS]

  should be something there that's organic [TS]

  the in the way it's creating your [TS]

  clothes in a group [TS]

  right or like sail cloth canvas [TS]

  that's nice a-and then leather right so [TS]

  so now i'm carrying these leather i'm [TS]

  turning my socks and underwear crammed [TS]

  into a leather pouch inside my canvas [TS]

  and leather and brass bag punish male [TS]

  and the whole that's right it was gonna [TS]

  be sleeping with the Native American [TS]

  soon there was the best of times it was [TS]

  i'm looking to my Pocahontas who isn't [TS]

  that's right perhaps but what got you in [TS]

  a minute but the bag and now weighs [TS]

  about 60 parents [TS]

  whereas if I had it all in you know [TS]

  nylon ripstop if I was made in china it [TS]

  would be half the price would be half [TS]

  the way to be 30 pounds probably i'm [TS]

  carrying around all this extra brass and [TS]

  leather and I don't even know why you're [TS]

  probably steampunk look I'm i am outside [TS]

  much Circuit cases with gears and [TS]

  whistles yeah yeah I don't know what I'm [TS]

  trying to do but I'm gonna take you get [TS]

  a bespoke leather goggle case when I but [TS]

  when i pull up into a hotel and I and [TS]

  you know I throw my bag down and it's [TS]

  full of all these other bags and inside [TS]

  those banks are little bags none of them [TS]

  purses [TS]

  um you know then when then down at the [TS]

  very bottom there's like a sow's ear [TS]

  with a pair of couplings and it's I feel [TS]

  like I really living mm it's believe [TS]

  this you know let here so anyway here I [TS]

  am at anyway so chalky 2016 wants me as [TS]

  gender & and he or she [TS]

  Ryan's could you please leave this is [TS]

  there's no pretense of like I'm I'm [TS]

  hoping you enjoyed your product just one [TS]

  sentence could you please leave me [TS]

  positive feedback when you get a chance [TS]

  ? and then second sentence [TS]

  Thank You period not even thank you ! a [TS]

  chilled you know you'd expect a little [TS]

  bit of an exclamation point there if [TS]

  you're if you're gonna but wait i'm [TS]

  going back here [TS]

  Chucky has sent me multiple emails the [TS]

  first one was just confirming you [TS]

  receive the item i sent if so I would [TS]

  appreciate receiving positive feedback [TS]

  when you chance [TS]

  happy new year again no explanation [TS]

  happy new year period happy new year [TS]

  what kind of monster is this a be your [TS]

  period you're right below 90 years going [TS]

  obviously very interested in how you're [TS]

  doing well wait a minute now between the [TS]

  time they sent me that first email the [TS]

  first email they had 518 purple stars [TS]

  then the second email they sent they [TS]

  still at 518 purple stars but now the [TS]

  most recent one they have 526 purple [TS]

  stars [TS]

  hmm so it seems to be working right [TS]

  they've got they've gotten eight more [TS]

  purple stars just in the time between [TS]

  the two emails something you get from a [TS]

  german sex worker purple star purple [TS]

  star [TS]

  yeah um what's the purple from from eyes [TS]

  wide shut [TS]

  what is the purple commentate is busy [TS]

  bay right this is the problem I don't [TS]

  knowwe don't know what sickens me [TS]

  okay um I'm not enough in this culture [TS]

  that I can decipher the curious [TS]

  languages star is shorthand to let you [TS]

  know the number of ratings that person [TS]

  is received [TS]

  yeah yellow blue turquoise purple red [TS]

  green purple as you can probably guess [TS]

  500 999 they're working on the red star [TS]

  ok just bumped up they just bumped up to [TS]

  purple because they were 518 right there [TS]

  now they're going for the green belt now [TS]

  you get ready 2002a 1499 you get red [TS]

  oh they know then you get shooting stars [TS]

  John you should look at this this is a [TS]

  lot like your interest in what they call [TS]

  that the the generals have on their [TS]

  chests the ham salad salad [TS]

  this is a yellow shooting star that's [TS]

  10k 2499 turquoise purple red green if [TS]

  you get over a million you get a silver [TS]

  shooting star [TS]

  well a million transactions number of [TS]

  ratings a million ratings [TS]

  mhm whoa whoa wait that somebody five [TS]

  stars does that mean that's 5 rating [TS]

  no no no no I think that means i think [TS]

  that's a rating [TS]

  what that would mean you'd have a [TS]

  million transactions at least tell me [TS]

  how you do that I don't see how you [TS]

  could have a million transactions that's [TS]

  hmm i don't know i'm just here on ebay [TS]

  page for feedback score stars and your [TS]

  reputation [TS]

  oh there they just come right out and [TS]

  say it [TS]

  he was selling ratings you know people [TS]

  used to commit suicide because they [TS]

  because their reputation had suffered a [TS]

  thing of it I bet they still do [TS]

  oh yeah yeah i mean they used to doing [TS]

  more should be here you go here you go [TS]

  improved detailed seller ratings item is [TS]

  the item as described how was the [TS]

  communication the shipping time and then [TS]

  the shipping and handling charges i [TS]

  think i don't know i'm i'm not a need a [TS]

  lawyer but I think you have a lot of [TS]

  grounds on which to call these people on [TS]

  the carpet [TS]

  yeah i know but what what they're not at [TS]

  what they're not telling you is to those [TS]

  people then this is the uber rating this [TS]

  is where the prisoner's dilemma part now [TS]

  yeah with this game looks like guys oh [TS]

  did they are they [TS]

  withholding their rating until I write [TS]

  my writing and then they're going to [TS]

  give me a sec a pal [TS]

  yeah when they give you the paypal [TS]

  giving your smaller number of [TS]

  transactions that's a hard kapow that's [TS]

  good that's gonna do you hard that's [TS]

  just one John I don't want to bear that [TS]

  insult to my reputation my ebay its [TS]

  reputation Merlin yeah yeah yeah no I [TS]

  let me but let me take a look at my ebay [TS]

  account and i'll tell you what my [TS]

  reputation is ok thank you I knew you [TS]

  wanted I knew you wanted to hear it yeah [TS]

  i got a lot on my mind [TS]

  let me see here ok so aku boy [TS]

  this doesn't look good oh no well I have [TS]

  a blue star blue stand i have 60 [TS]

  transaction so I've actually got more [TS]

  than rooster sales rooster sales who [TS]

  don't know he has 64 that 756 1599 get [TS]

  blue starts the second the second lowest [TS]

  level [TS]

  well it's no no it's not like i say [TS]

  level I mean it's like experience points [TS]

  in D&D you know you play more you get [TS]

  more points about some of these boots [TS]

  this says [TS]

  I have a hundred percent positive [TS]

  feedback what I saw a little difficult [TS]

  to believe it says so right there [TS]

  quid pro quo clarice what a weird system [TS]

  this says I have a hundred and [TS]

  eighty-six followers who are these [TS]

  people [TS]

  I can tell you you made a big show this [TS]

  I don't know seven or eight years ago [TS]

  about how you're going to sell [TS]

  everything you have on ebay and we [TS]

  talked about whether you should have [TS]

  museum should there be like a curated [TS]

  like pamphlet for it and use you made a [TS]

  big thing on here about how you're gonna [TS]

  go on ebay you're starting an entire [TS]

  store on ebay you're selling everything [TS]

  to the right people and and yes people [TS]

  to follow you on ebay because that's not [TS]

  where you would be doing it [TS]

  no I didn't I didn't tell anybody what [TS]

  my BB handle was quite figured it out [TS]

  what it will [TS]

  how did you figure it out I think you [TS]

  can search on somebody's name i'm [TS]

  guessing i don't want to have people [TS]

  triangulating here but that's why you [TS]

  get the followers people are excited [TS]

  they're dying to find out like are you [TS]

  gonna sell you know which panties and [TS]

  whatnot [TS]

  icic there are a lot you know what I've [TS]

  got a lot of eggs [TS]

  was there a lot of people it was the [TS]

  equivalent of an egg [TS]

  it's just a just a shadowy cameo of a of [TS]

  a person's head and shoulders into [TS]

  shopping back and frankly I have to say [TS]

  the shadowy cameo appears to be a [TS]

  short-haired person which seems a little [TS]

  bit [TS]

  gender normative em but button i have a [TS]

  lot of eggs here right people that have [TS]

  never put in any kind of starting [TS]

  account just so they could follow you on [TS]

  this important social network [TS]

  oh but wait here's the problem i'm an [TS]

  egg to she's no I know that you were [TS]

  supposed to put a picture and it's [TS]

  coming from inside the ebay picture up [TS]

  there too sweet [TS]

  all right now let me i'm just going to [TS]

  say this right now yeah i'm going to [TS]

  tell everybody my ebay because now [TS]

  well no showers every other program no [TS]

  now I realize that if you have a hundred [TS]

  and eighty-six followers that you could [TS]

  have liked more than that boy [TS]

  and he's going started out with the [TS]

  feeling that maybe you were having [TS]

  realization you were spending too much [TS]

  time on things related to ebay didn't [TS]

  feel like this gets us closer that [TS]

  direction or a different way [TS]

  well so there's never one followers on [TS]

  ebay there is a new is just what you [TS]

  need [TS]

  just what you need you need a new [TS]

  project alright so I'm just going to [TS]

  drive [TS]

  hey guys i am I even handle is Morgan [TS]

  rides free Morgan rides free all one [TS]

  word all lower case but it but here's [TS]

  where here's what the thoughtful because [TS]

  I I'm because here i'm going to tell you [TS]

  why [TS]

  yeah i deleted twitter from my phone to [TS]

  get twitter like sisters hundred percent [TS]

  five or six days ago [TS]

  oh ok i did some just kind of dawning on [TS]

  me now okay I you you put up a [TS]

  photograph of me on your Instagram and [TS]

  then you retweeted that on your tweeter [TS]

  is this before or after that so I got [TS]

  lots of really nice remarks on that [TS]

  thank you everybody thank you very much [TS]

  for your comments on personal appearance [TS]

  that's super sweet of you [TS]

  oh thanks Josh on i am still on [TS]

  Instagram who but and the Instagram [TS]

  ports over to the Twitter yeah sure does [TS]

  but i'm not using I'm not tweeting and I [TS]

  see it's a subtle such a fine line [TS]

  ok I mean I haven't like dynamic I don't [TS]

  even know how I would go in and actually [TS]

  like delete twitter / from my life i [TS]

  don't know how i would do that what I [TS]

  log off is that how it happens [TS]

  they'd still have the user know on the [TS]

  phone i just deleted the app and he also [TS]

  just go into settings and you would you [TS]

  know delete doesn't don't tell me don't [TS]

  tell me how to do it all right I won't [TS]

  want to know but I'm but i'm not using [TS]

  it and this is really the the first time [TS]

  i have said i'm not using this anymore [TS]

  in the whole time since i first joined [TS]

  it back in whenever 2008 have some and [TS]

  so it's really been very complex [TS]

  emotionally complex interesting because [TS]

  so well you know I was a regular user [TS]

  then I had thoughts in the course of a [TS]

  day and I would have a flag those [TS]

  thoughts as tweets and most of the time [TS]

  I would just immediately pull over to [TS]

  the side of the road and tweet if I had [TS]

  a tweet if I thought a tweet [TS]

  uh-huh or I would you know I would hear [TS]

  market as a tweet and then later on in [TS]

  the day try to try to remember it and a [TS]

  lot of times like be unable to remember [TS]

  it as as happens right like I had a [TS]

  great tweet but i but I was interacting [TS]

  with twitter and have been since 2008 [TS]

  almost well yeah nine years and I got my [TS]

  news from there I kept in touch with [TS]

  people there and I just finally couldn't [TS]

  be there anymore and I deleted it and [TS]

  for the last several days I've had [TS]

  tweets [TS]

  I've thought tweets and there wasn't [TS]

  anywhere to put it [TS]

  huh and I just let the I just let the [TS]

  tweet go right like if you if you have a [TS]

  tweet set it free if it if it comes back [TS]

  to you it was yours I heard a recent [TS]

  dumb analogy for thinking about [TS]

  meditation and mindfulness and the guy [TS]

  described it as learning to stand by the [TS]

  side of a busy highway without feeling [TS]

  the need to get into any of the cars and [TS]

  that reminds me a little bit of what [TS]

  you're saying is like you're so used to [TS]

  jumping into every car that goes by or [TS]

  you know every 50th car that goes by [TS]

  it's difficult to stop it's like that's [TS]

  the way you use it if your interaction [TS]

  model if I could you make up a term here [TS]

  if the way you think about using that is [TS]

  like here's where I jump in its it's [TS]

  very difficult to stop [TS]

  it's even difficult to watch if you know [TS]

  you you're not going to participate it's [TS]

  weird [TS]

  timers whole different thing I'm [TS]

  struggling with the analogy just because [TS]

  I've stood on the side of many highways [TS]

  and haven't ever really felt the desire [TS]

  to jump in to a car then you might mean [TS]

  more be a better at every 50th car [TS]

  his name's Jeff Jeff down Jeff Foxworthy [TS]

  Jeff did Jeff danbury he's got the [TS]

  puppets the other job Daniel Justin just [TS]

  dangle the guy the guy from that day Jim [TS]

  Carrey movie is also president all those [TS]

  movies [TS]

  yeah puppets you might you might be a [TS]

  Buddha you might be reassigned reserve [TS]

  asking for the vegan option but when do [TS]

  you dare to be productive [TS]

  dude I'm so jealous right now of New [TS]

  Wave songs i think stand the test of [TS]

  time partly inspired by last episode [TS]

  just you know i made this is what will [TS]

  get back to your to your very long story [TS]

  but he be in a minute but I I unless we [TS]

  can get a playlist for our program of [TS]

  lunch the songs that we prefer to be [TS]

  referenced songs we read from the lot [TS]

  about music last week that's a nice [TS]

  feedback about that and so I i took a [TS]

  moment to put together a playlist of [TS]

  some of the things we mentioned [TS]

  including sister golden hair surprise [TS]

  oh I thought you were I thought you were [TS]

  saying you were making a play list of [TS]

  every song we've ever talked about on [TS]

  the program which would be one hell of a [TS]

  place yeah i know that's that's not a [TS]

  thing I'm gonna do but i think i can put [TS]

  together a music playlist [TS]

  yeah so how do you feel about Adam and [TS]

  and adam and the ants are you a trolling [TS]

  me [TS]

  ok might understand deliver was my [TS]

  favorite song for about three years i [TS]

  was about to say have you listened to [TS]

  standard liver stand and deliver for any [TS]

  time recently yes because yeah because [TS]

  yesterday I listened to it on my phone a [TS]

  couple of times and then I went and [TS]

  listen to lots of Adam and I mean that [TS]

  was mine that was my third place choice [TS]

  for the atom ant song that i would say [TS]

  stood the test of time but I add two [TS]

  above it and I finally had to just pick [TS]

  one and which was I was torn between I [TS]

  think it was a with kings of the wild [TS]

  frontier good job here are an hour or [TS]

  and music both stand the test of time [TS]

  better i think kings of the wild [TS]

  frontier I still think Stan deliver is a [TS]

  greater pop song it's an old number [TS]

  don't know Dana and Eric Holder no [TS]

  question but no I went to reach these [TS]

  are something like okay echo am I gonna [TS]

  go with you know Karen's huh that they [TS]

  were really hard because they have a [TS]

  bunch of good ones i'm going to cleanse [TS]

  i don't wanna just pick the obvious [TS]

  songs with I spent a lot of time on adam [TS]

  and the ants cuz I like a lot of their [TS]

  songs but honestly as much as I love the [TS]

  prince charming album a lot of that [TS]

  doesn't hold up [TS]

  it's still good but it isn't something [TS]

  where you could put this song on it [TS]

  isn't like you could was the example I [TS]

  gave the other day something like [TS]

  overkill or something like give our ted [TS]

  leo and the pharmacists cover everybody [TS]

  wants to rule the world [TS]

  I know it's they were on they were on [TS]

  that you know the AV AV Club thing we're [TS]

  going to do our song its yeah sure it's [TS]

  such a rathole I end up just watching [TS]

  dozens of those their cover of everybody [TS]

  wants to rule the world is so good so [TS]

  that's a song I think exclude great saw [TS]

  lightly dated you know production sound [TS]

  like that or even something like mad [TS]

  world [TS]

  I think you could put that on for [TS]

  somebody did today and and they're not [TS]

  gonna like turn the nose up at it as [TS]

  well you know it stands up [TS]

  I don't know if we've never really [TS]

  discussed tears for fears on this [TS]

  program [TS]

  not that I can remember but there's [TS]

  actually help you get back to your ebay [TS]

  stuff in a minute but no it's all right [TS]

  to mention in passing this is something [TS]

  that I'm working on [TS]

  mhm well I am I would just interject to [TS]

  say that tears for fears is the classic [TS]

  example of a band at the time for me at [TS]

  least the keyboard drenched eighties [TS]

  production and history onyx vocals and i [TS]

  will say i will say they sound [TS]

  histrionic because he's a pretentious [TS]

  investigates the word potentials he's [TS]

  very like post Morrissey but that tears [TS]

  for fears record turns out when you [TS]

  review it again the the hurting or chair [TS]

  such are the big was the NICU along with [TS]

  something picture picture [TS]

  um uh there is no moss on it every song [TS]

  is great [TS]

  it's alright it's a great [TS]

  album front to back and and you know [TS]

  we're at the time I was like garbage but [TS]

  then i revisited it and it's like tears [TS]

  for fears quality rock group that's so [TS]

  interesting I have to go in and race pls [TS]

  i got so far i got overkill mad world [TS]

  I'm torn on this because I will make [TS]

  that I might end up going with six [TS]

  months in a leaky boat but for split [TS]

  ends I've got something I got you [TS]

  of course tomorrow sometimes the bet [TS]

  sometimes the best of the most [TS]

  well-known song is actually the best [TS]

  it's a tremendous song starts tomorrow [TS]

  night by she was your time whenever [TS]

  you're on my mind [TS]

  marshall crenshaw it now very [TS]

  controversial I had to pick a new order [TS]

  song and this was very difficult for me [TS]

  I just after the order profitable i'm [TS]

  still not a hundred percent sure i'm [TS]

  going to leave me alone from power [TS]

  corruption lies but i would probably [TS]

  change girl you want by Devo kids in [TS]

  America miii yeah don't go by Yaz king [TS]

  of the wild frontier out of control by [TS]

  you to look of love by ABC hanging on [TS]

  the telephone by blondie that's what I [TS]

  got so far [TS]

  look good no that's not no seriously [TS]

  dude go back to that know me know it's [TS]

  so it's so it's still so and it did the [TS]

  production on it is so tight it sounds [TS]

  so good Trevor Horn buddy really want [TS]

  that comes on sometimes twice a year [TS]

  than a store and I just started doing [TS]

  bump finally I discovered that the band [TS]

  it was really hard you know it's a [TS]

  beautiful world is one that can really [TS]

  introduced the novice to devo because [TS]

  it's not that you it's not too wackadoo [TS]

  yeah it's actually like yeah right [TS]

  there's no like a distraction you go oh [TS]

  that's clever that's one is always in [TS]

  the YouTube videos of like wacky covers [TS]

  but it's like that's fun as a [TS]

  deconstruction of that song but it's not [TS]

  like the song craft you getting some of [TS]

  their you know people just thought of [TS]

  those being this weird but their songs [TS]

  are really good [TS]

  yes there's something with their cover [TS]

  of satisfaction still boggles me i know [TS]

  i know it bobbles I don't understand [TS]

  that was like it's like it's like rite [TS]

  of spring it's like one of those things [TS]

  where it's like this we first hear [TS]

  you're like what is this now what do you [TS]

  think [TS]

  my youtube choice of out-of-control well [TS]

  um you know that's a that's like i mean [TS]

  i i've seen why I could have gone with [TS]

  the ones that i am out of control is in [TS]

  my top 10 favorite youtube songs of when [TS]

  they were good i didn't want to go with [TS]

  i will follow because that was the first [TS]

  hit i was kind of conflicted about glory [TS]

  out Gloria could be in there but [TS]

  out-of-control to me is like kind of the [TS]

  apotheosis of young like spunky to think [TS]

  that i think still stands up is the key [TS]

  part this is the this is the thing about [TS]

  you and me and a few other units are [TS]

  getting better and it got a B is a you [TS]

  know everything [TS]

  pre joshua tree seems real [TS]

  yeah and everything post joshua tree [TS]

  seems unreal the Hollywood but like you [TS]

  know New Year's Day is how I mean it's [TS]

  pretty good it's super good all even [TS]

  something like 40 you take something [TS]

  like you got your bad i really like a [TS]

  sort of homecoming [TS]

  I still might just a fantastic song my [TS]

  sister was arguing the other day that u2 [TS]

  u2 stadium rock which we which we [TS]

  acknowledge started around around [TS]

  well you could say you to invent you [TS]

  know with stadium rock from the [TS]

  beginning but it is then again she's [TS]

  like no no those first two records the [TS]

  songwriting is really complicated and it [TS]

  got all stripped out and streamlined and [TS]

  like simplified later for the big big [TS]

  epics but like but the Accords and the [TS]

  songs are all really like more [TS]

  complicated in boy and warnings really [TS]

  that's kind of not how I remember it [TS]

  well I remember it all but maybe all the [TS]

  control is basically a song i can hear [TS]

  this to this day and when I hear out of [TS]

  control [TS]

  think about how it starts out good [TS]

  didn't contended in bham bham bham you [TS]

  know that is that's when you hit the [TS]

  three primary harmonics across all the [TS]

  strings on your guitar [TS]

  it was written around [TS]

  somebody go check it out if I had these [TS]

  three things you start out doing the [TS]

  that little yes thing you know you don't [TS]

  like round about you go team [TS]

  what is that you get 12 is it 12 75 [TS]

  right 1275 because bong bong bone so [TS]

  anyway I I'm that's how I started [TS]

  playing it anyway I don't have a point [TS]

  here i just think that I I'm have to [TS]

  pray on that connects guess I question [TS]

  you took are tricky trip you visited [TS]

  here and give me a cello when you're [TS]

  driving arm to to the drop-off point [TS]

  what kind of what we listening to where [TS]

  you listen we talking or were you [TS]

  listening to music or podcasts or public [TS]

  radio we listen to on the long drive [TS]

  we were talking a and then someone [TS]

  remarked that that it where we had not [TS]

  listened to a single song on the drive [TS]

  and you know so the drive that might [TS]

  Miami my road trip partners were my 82 [TS]

  year-old mother and my 46 year old [TS]

  sister and we rented a merchant's house [TS]

  Susan is and we drove to just great [TS]

  well yeah actually I don't get much [TS]

  chance to say I really like her [TS]

  iirc energy is is buoyant please places [TS]

  with her point energy yes and she seems [TS]

  younger than her tender years but if you [TS]

  ever are on the highway with her and you [TS]

  get into a confrontation with another [TS]

  driver in your oregon who will see that [TS]

  almost got a knife to a Susan fight [TS]

  yeah that although she is a very boy and [TS]

  every once a young seeming woman all 46 [TS]

  of her hard road years can come out in [TS]

  one encounter some women in rural Oregon [TS]

  and that should say enough to anyone [TS]

  from the West rural Oregon that's enough [TS]

  its rural juror and even sounds likely [TS]

  to hear ya [TS]

  we're put will pour pulling into a [TS]

  parking spot they're pulling out of a [TS]

  neighboring parking spot they are miles [TS]

  away from our car but somehow they [TS]

  because of their like [TS]

  met at old paranoid lack of depth [TS]

  perception [TS]

  oh it's dave called it the best [TS]

  dependent closet to that setup it they [TS]

  felt like I had come close to their card [TS]

  swiping their car and you know i'm a [TS]

  pipe the meth mobile don't swipe it and [TS]

  their cars like a pontiac grand am [TS]

  yeah and I I'm piloting my vehicles you [TS]

  rolling no bends you know and I just I [TS]

  mean I me Lorenzo in the benzo and we [TS]

  pull into the parking spot and at no [TS]

  point does any part of my car venture [TS]

  out of the two lines defining my area [TS]

  right I'm just like in my slot I just [TS]

  slotted in there like a key in a lock [TS]

  and she's not even she's not even in her [TS]

  slot she's already backed out but she [TS]

  didn't like something about it she [TS]

  didn't like and so she honking sound [TS]

  easy for her to just drive away so just [TS]

  really easy your double she's going with [TS]

  this transaction [TS]

  I mean she's already out but she hawks [TS]

  and then so I look at her in my rearview [TS]

  mirror and she's like literally shaking [TS]

  her fist and screaming like you almost [TS]

  hit my car [TS]

  fuckin pocket for mac and and I'm like [TS]

  you know I'm shrugging at her like I [TS]

  don't know what I got you know I don't [TS]

  know what what your problem is I don't [TS]

  know who you are why you even talking to [TS]

  me [TS]

  do I know you that's what I'm saying is [TS]

  your mother's day yeah and she's like [TS]

  that happened and she pulls up and my [TS]

  sisters in the backseat my sister turns [TS]

  around and looks at her and then puts [TS]

  one hand up under her eye in a kind of [TS]

  like fingers forward facing like light [TS]

  fist right with her thumb pointing at [TS]

  her face and she does the boo-hoo-hoo [TS]

  cent sign of like like shaking the fifth [TS]

  back and forth like wipes a little [TS]

  imaginary tier out of the court [TS]

  imaginary tier out of the court [TS]

  variety and this and the and the and the [TS]

  little fist gesture is so small this is [TS]

  what this is what is so devastating [TS]

  about it she doesn't go she doesn't do a [TS]

  big elbow one she just puts her hand up [TS]

  there under eye and just very very [TS]

  slightly goes boohoo just a little like [TS]

  no you notice and the woman like you see [TS]

  the steam coming out of her ears and she [TS]

  looks at my sister and my sisters [TS]

  looking i can see this from behind right [TS]

  I know I because I've seen this a [TS]

  million times [TS]

  my sister is looking at her with eyes [TS]

  like the center of the North Pole like [TS]

  her eyes are like the depth of of the [TS]

  deepest glaciers in Greenland there's no [TS]

  emotion of any kind and she's going boo [TS]

  hoo and the woman the woman stops and [TS]

  you just see her realize that she has no [TS]

  there's nowhere to go now with this [TS]

  issue it is it is resolved and she needs [TS]

  to go away now and she just she just [TS]

  turns and just drives and I was like a [TS]

  boy and you know and I'm also like okay [TS]

  well i'm just going to go into the store [TS]

  now because i do not want to get [TS]

  boo-hooed you know like that's not and [TS]

  and and it's so it was so small just [TS]

  such a smaller like wipe away a little [TS]

  teeny pier and the only way that Susan [TS]

  can the only way that she has that the [TS]

  depth of the Greenland in her eyes is [TS]

  the is the time that she spent in rural [TS]

  organ and in rural everywhere all that [TS]

  it's just like that the eyes are old you [TS]

  know he's not the skin around the eyes [TS]

  that still is young and and and and full [TS]

  you know Rose nice nice safe [TS]

  it's just deep leave inside deep in the [TS]

  Blackbird all that wisdom [TS]

  yeah it's deep in their general Oregon [TS]

  no your s know you're mm and I end and [TS]

  so ever since them a couple of times [TS]

  I've caught myself when I'm alone just [TS]

  practicing making that gesture and the [TS]

  end but the problem is i'll do that to [TS]

  somebody and then we'll be in a fist [TS]

  fight it [TS]

  ok right like she can do it in a way [TS]

  that like the the issue is resolved but [TS]

  for me it would just start it would just [TS]

  start something right that the person be [TS]

  like what what the but yeah right don't [TS]

  cry what is it the is it the opening [TS]

  salvo or the or the finishing blow [TS]

  yeah yeah I don't know how to do it do [TS]

  you remember do you remember the corgis [TS]

  I'm going down i don't feel like i don't [TS]

  know i don't talk about Val about very [TS]

  early eighties and the song [TS]

  everybody's gotta learn sometime oh yeah [TS]

  of course [TS]

  oh yeah I covered but you covered my [TS]

  back oh I do remember they are they [TS]

  other British ok but it's a it's a [TS]

  wonderful wonderful he's all i had that [TS]

  to the list very forgot on [TS]

  yeah very often forgotten in the list of [TS]

  80 songs because even though it was a [TS]

  hit it was you know it didn't like make [TS]

  it all the way to the cannon and I think [TS]

  you know where those songs it's really [TS]

  easy to like it sits there it collects [TS]

  dust in the corner bring you like I know [TS]

  I know this certain song and you don't [TS]

  here for 25 years in here on the radio [TS]

  and you're like oh yes this [TS]

  yep exactly adding to the list [TS]

  everybody's kind of some time on these [TS]

  tough but I think hanging on the [TS]

  telephone which i think is a cover is a [TS]

  timeless quality to it [TS]

  yep i agree how do you feel what your [TS]

  flock of seagulls cut [TS]

  I mean I don't have 1i thought about it [TS]

  I I feel like I would need to go back [TS]

  and read listen to the records so I [TS]

  either hits as much as i enjoy them [TS]

  I think are more of a punch line oh well [TS]

  I mean you mean like spaces love song [TS]

  some like that [TS]

  no I mean I I find that I behind what [TS]

  will you tell me what's your pick [TS]

  what's my flock of seagulls but what I'm [TS]

  on the list list is called new wave that [TS]

  still stands up a playlist by Merlin [TS]

  Mann if you're going to put a flock of [TS]

  seagulls the USA somebody hates complete [TS]

  your mind you have not heard this song [TS]

  ever or you haven't heard it in over 30 [TS]

  years [TS]

  what what is your pic to say I can't [TS]

  believe how well this song still sounds [TS]

  still stands up alright it is wishing oh [TS]

  if I had to both i have a review [TS]

  something to remind me [TS]

  yeah we'll spend my back to shoot down [TS]

  no no it's got that drone it's got that [TS]

  like the long the emotional lift and [TS]

  then that--just deposits you in a state [TS]

  of flying [TS]

  alright and you know the other one like [TS]

  Iran and especially love songs yeah [TS]

  they're like it's a tease but I but [TS]

  fishing is a tune that you know that [TS]

  that I think survives [TS]

  I think I think give me corgis and fucks [TS]

  eagles are good choices because you're [TS]

  part of this is I just don't want to go [TS]

  with the obvious there's a part of the [TS]

  rabbit hole started before i got the [TS]

  deadly oh uh where was I was watching [TS]

  because I got that I get youtube on my [TS]

  apple TV now and so I watch a lot of [TS]

  YouTube at night because i don't want to [TS]

  watch some amount of TV shows and I'm [TS]

  started making movies now have you have [TS]

  you purchased youtube red keep trying to [TS]

  sell this to me the best it will so what [TS]

  happens on it [TS]

  well the only part that there are lots [TS]

  of benefits you get the latest hot [TS]

  videos from their YouTube original [TS]

  content partners which are mostly like [TS]

  18 year old boys with Macklemore [TS]

  haircuts [TS]

  what you get is youtube without ads boom [TS]

  end of story [TS]

  I think if that means a lot to you as it [TS]

  does to me that's pretty great and [TS]

  somebody goes to the artist which is a [TS]

  good thing [TS]

  so this is that but this is an eel yeah [TS]

  it's absolutely no but it'sit's an eli [TS]

  take on very happily but uh so yeah I [TS]

  watched a lot of name is Rob blah in [TS]

  different guises and and what coming [TS]

  down this rabbit hole [TS]

  no containment 25th anniversary lame is [TS]

  brother that's a thing they bring out [TS]

  the foreign affairs at the end they do [TS]

  that yeah they think about bringing home [TS]

  some with four different job fairs often [TS]

  different generations its glorious do [TS]

  they do the the masquerade mask yeah the [TS]

  price in pain was an adulterated know [TS]

  that's a berlin berlin song give your [TS]

  Berlin song necessary candy and that's a [TS]

  good song or Berlin the thing is that [TS]

  what your wii what no one takes into [TS]

  consideration with Berlin the band is uh [TS]

  is there actually like wonderful because [TS]

  you want it you want to be with Berlin [TS]

  you don't want to be with the Berlin of [TS]

  the of the top gun [TS]

  you want to be was way too late you want [TS]

  you want that EP yeah you you want the [TS]

  you know you want the metro you want sex [TS]

  I'm out yep you want to know more word [TS]

  and no more promises to explore player [TS]

  was really good but the but their [TS]

  records which one is it love life out [TS]

  oh yeah the one which is like like a [TS]

  chanteuse a it is it's it's cool i think [TS]

  it's love like no it's like it's like [TS]

  they're up there are 4 10 she looks like [TS]

  a chanteuse right on the on Vienna a [TS]

  cover and that's the one that has no [TS]

  more words on it sounds like that but [TS]

  that record is atop its top to bottom [TS]

  great album it's like very rock and roll [TS]

  there's a lot of like wiser and that's [TS]

  what I'm thinking about thinking a [TS]

  pleasure victim but like there's the [TS]

  other what is that there when we make [TS]

  love is on that now oh now it's my turn [TS]

  that's my Berlin track ok now it's [TS]

  matter is all right now these down now [TS]

  it's Matt time right cut it up and then [TS]

  nevermind that may hurt you again [TS]

  uh-uh that's a that is a totally cool [TS]

  rock jam corgis everybody's gotta learn [TS]

  sometime everybody's so it all started [TS]

  because it going down the AV ad club [TS]

  rabbit hole when people come into every [TS]

  year AV Club this is a huge rabbit hole [TS]

  actually you know about this but AV club [TS]

  does this thing for last few years where [TS]

  at the beginning of some arbitrary [TS]

  period of time they pick out with the [TS]

  editors and I guess with some input from [TS]

  readers they pick out 25 songs by 25 [TS]

  bands and bands come to visit them at [TS]

  their little tiny studio in Chicago they [TS]

  come in and they can pick any song on [TS]

  the list that has not been picked yet [TS]

  and they and they cover and have some [TS]

  fantastic and very creative ones they [TS]

  cover it up just like they pick it in [TS]

  the studio and then learn it in 20 [TS]

  minutes and coming out a lot of [TS]

  questions about this I i gotta feeling [TS]

  to listen you know how I feel about Ted [TS]

  Leo right of course I mean you really [TS]

  know how I feel about to do know [TS]

  I know that you feel very strongly felt [TS]

  very strongly about Ted Leo trying to [TS]

  let this out too much publicly its kind [TS]

  of unseemly yeah but I got a hard-on for [TS]

  Ted Leo just as nothing but like I mean [TS]

  they knew every part yeah everybody [TS]

  wants to admit it but evident mean and [TS]

  like a course chris wilson has maybe one [TS]

  of the greatest drummers in the world [TS]

  the shit he's doing on the hi-hat it's [TS]

  like how did you just come up with that [TS]

  when you think about you think about [TS]

  that weird rhythm and yeah everybody but [TS]

  attacked but he seems unlikely but they [TS]

  just pulled out whereas superchunk came [TS]

  in and said well yeah sure we really [TS]

  like in-between days and laura says well [TS]

  yeah also is easiest song on the list [TS]

  uh-huh neighborhood in between days no [TS]

  problem right but there was a list that [TS]

  they had in advance [TS]

  I wonder it was this one comes in and [TS]

  does shake it off and like anyway but so [TS]

  and then every year they do this and put [TS]

  them out there on YouTube and they're [TS]

  all did you have done I've done shake it [TS]

  off with deadly oh that's a great song [TS]

  always you on the big boo screws [TS]

  that's right so what led me there though [TS]

  is something i returned to a couple [TS]

  times year which is any contemporary as [TS]

  in the last few years version of Colin [TS]

  Hay covering overkill not covering [TS]

  playing overkill academic very good song [TS]

  great but lucky you know it's funny [TS]

  because it's that the bones of that song [TS]

  are really strong [TS]

  yep you know about now with the crazy [TS]

  gotta get the sax guy something to do [TS]

  but like when just that bones of that [TS]

  song which actually reminds me a lot of [TS]

  developer in some ways it's got that [TS]

  little ascending that little chromatic [TS]

  walk down thing be good be good to put [TS]

  be happy to be good [TS]

  hold on loosely John is that many huge [TS]

  fan of the chromatic walk down its had a [TS]

  big role in my life you know you taught [TS]

  me one the G f-sharp EDC you know know [TS]

  you taught me the country and western [TS]

  chromatic won't see delete the bar oh no [TS]

  Bob I got use that all Alex Chilton and [TS]

  from paul westerberg and and often young [TS]

  does it in that song you like tell me [TS]

  why don't on now [TS]

  well yeah but the thing about it is that [TS]

  as soon as you taught it to me you can't [TS]

  I just do it I the time I put all I put [TS]

  it ever [TS]

  it feels so good to put in every damn [TS]

  song you know this song means bounding [TS]

  around the fall [TS]

  yep so you don't send orgy and it feels [TS]

  great [TS]

  it's so easy to just add a little bit of [TS]

  country western sassafras and you know [TS]

  as you know every one of my songs in G [TS]

  or she [TS]

  that's the way to do it let's just get [TS]

  the empirically and the thing you I [TS]

  picked up from you I knew how to do this [TS]

  but I didn't appreciate it until I heard [TS]

  you do it is the sea with the added [TS]

  logie all you gotta do that my god it [TS]

  changes because I see now me I'm from [TS]

  the old school i'm more of the 1i do a [TS]

  see I'm gonna do the high g-o-d a little [TS]

  bit more college rock you know you do [TS]

  the sea with the low G the the rafters [TS]

  are rattling understand be upset it'll [TS]

  be a briefing [TS]

  yeah and then i also am always doing the [TS]

  I don't I don't argument as much as i as [TS]

  i subtract you know I takeaway island I [TS]

  let a I let any string in accord any [TS]

  pose any chord position where i can take [TS]

  one of the fingerings away and let that [TS]

  string ring yeah I will play that chord [TS]

  in its normal posture and then somewhere [TS]

  within the within the bar i'll drop the [TS]

  I'll drop a finger out and let a let us [TS]

  a like a sympathetic string ring in open [TS]

  positions in my experience that [TS]

  generates a lot of nice pseudo maj7 it [TS]

  does not do a little add onto that and [TS]

  do a little wacky up with your with your [TS]

  yeah if you have high strings [TS]

  yeah it gives you some room and and now [TS]

  you said you play like Steve how it [TS]

  sounds like you're playing two things at [TS]

  once began to sound like you're playing [TS]

  two things at once that's especially [TS]

  when you are especially when you're the [TS]

  only guitarist in the band which [TS]

  periodically I was periodically I was [TS]

  the only guitar player in the one true [TS]

  spirit for many years I've been the only [TS]

  guitar player in my bag because I'm the [TS]

  only person to be [TS]

  just hit by price that's a it's that now [TS]

  I'm yeah now I'm the only bass player my [TS]

  band to and and so yeah you know you [TS]

  gotta work with what you've got and of [TS]

  course I'm not I'm not what you would [TS]

  call a good guitar player [TS]

  unlike your your good friend Ted Leo [TS]

  please Harley ringing a bell [TS]

  oh yeah he's except he's exceptional [TS]

  guitarist I am NOT one and so I gotta [TS]

  throw all the little gym chimes and Jing [TS]

  Jing's that I can that i can find in [TS]

  there [TS]

  yeah I put it out put a chip John right [TS]

  indistinct channel or Jim Jang yeah i'll [TS]

  put it up put a gym Jang and then go to [TS]

  a gym john i'm back to Jing Jing and [TS]

  people are like whoa why that come from [TS]

  was on there [TS]

  jonathan coulton the course would listen [TS]

  and say that he tell me what the cords [TS]

  were and why they work together and what [TS]

  a better court i could have thought of [TS]

  but that's why I don't hang around him [TS]

  because you know these the worst that [TS]

  he's a bad person is mounting of [TS]

  giftedness is it's off-putting [TS]

  it's not a turn-on to thing is that [TS]

  there are a lot of people that you and I [TS]

  no problem between us who are very [TS]

  talented we know a lot of talented [TS]

  people we know a lot of people with a [TS]

  lot of with a lot of talent and who have [TS]

  who worked hard in addition to having [TS]

  talent they have worked hard to to [TS]

  fulfill their talent their promise and [TS]

  those people are really infuriated any [TS]

  operable I really don't like them a lot [TS]

  and I wish they would shut up i wish [TS]

  they would shut up with their talent i [TS]

  wish they would go have some problems [TS]

  that's good [TS]

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