Hello Internet

◼   ► okay Brady I need an honest answer how

◼   ► stupid do I look are you wearing like

◼   ► the earbuds with no wise the new apple

◼   ► thing in me

◼   ► yeah i got the new apple earpods yeah

◼   ► I'm not cool with him you're not cool

◼   ► with them I wanted your opinion on this

◼   ► you're gonna give them a thumbs down yep

◼   ► down so the answer to how stupid do I

◼   ► look is very more stupid than you should

◼   ► the lack of wires coming out of these

◼   ► devices now I'm just realizing at every

◼   ► turn the problems is eventually going to

◼   ► cause me if I stay in the apple

◼   ► ecosystem you know I went and looked at

◼   ► google pixel in the shop I wouldn't ask

◼   ► to hold 10 did you I did

◼   ► that's how serious I'm getting there

◼   ► that's very serious did you check out

◼   ► what the wolf emoji looks like on the

◼   ► pixel was that your number one thing

◼   ► that you're a Salesman didn't get to

◼   ► that stage they had this huge security

◼   ► contraption bolted to it looks so you

◼   ► couldn't really get a good feel of what

◼   ► it was like without this huge thing

◼   ► glued to the bottom of a bit cord and I

◼   ► was like this is ridiculous man I want

◼   ► to hold one with that this stupid thing

◼   ► so they had to go out the back and get

◼   ► one of their own and bring it out to me

◼   ► to home

◼   ► what like the salesman's private phone

◼   ► yeah which had some skin on it as well

◼   ► it was bloody amateur hour so I yes I do

◼   ► think those pods the Daft they look so

◼   ► fragile in the ear to that just like

◼   ► gonna fall out all the time do they stay

◼   ► in nicely i have to say the airport's do

◼   ► stay in remarkably well I actually think

◼   ► that they stay in better than the wired

◼   ► headphones because you don't have the

◼   ► wire tugging on them all the time

◼   ► mm I've seen a few people wearing them

◼   ► around London while I'm wearing my own

◼   ► headphones and every time I see somebody

◼   ► else wearing the Apple earpods I think

◼   ► wow that looks really silly and then of

◼   ► course realized that I to one of these

◼   ► people walking around looking really

◼   ► silly yeah i think this is like a

◼   ► perfect example of how like fashion is

◼   ► accepted among people like it's a thing

◼   ► that looks strange because people

◼   ► haven't seen it i don't know i think

◼   ► people get used to it but it's very very

◼   ► weird to have them you know great you

◼   ► are an Apple watch that in my eyes

◼   ► you're shameless

◼   ► ok I think clearly as far as sticking

◼   ► out in a crowd that these of course

◼   ► white apple air pods stick out a

◼   ► thousand times more than Apple watch

◼   ► so I'm going

◼   ► disagree with you on that one I'm sure

◼   ► we'll get used to them in no time and

◼   ► the world keeps turning you know it's

◼   ► Australia Day today by the way as we're

◼   ► recording is that Australian

◼   ► independence day

◼   ► mm no it's not independence day at marks

◼   ► when the first flight arrived in

◼   ► Australia to sort of start colonizing

◼   ► that's kind of controversial because I

◼   ► guess you could say it's wipe out the

◼   ► Aborigines day

◼   ► well i hope the meaning of the day is

◼   ► changing a bit now there's a bit more

◼   ► recognition of past wrongs but the date

◼   ► does actually celebrate the arrival of

◼   ► the first fleet the arrival of the first

◼   ► flight was there because of other

◼   ► reasons funny banned Sydney how about

◼   ► detailed and kind of germs and steel

◼   ► that's why the Aborigines didn't build

◼   ► the first fleet well happy australia day

◼   ► thank you

◼   ► now grey yeah it's been such a long time

◼   ► since we spoke because you've been away

◼   ► having special great i'm again when you

◼   ► sort of disappear into the mountains and

◼   ► meditate on the meaning of life of that

◼   ► I have accumulated 36 items on my little

◼   ► document of things I'd like to talk

◼   ► about next time we do hello internet and

◼   ► we can't possibly do them all so I've

◼   ► done bit of a color but I have to warn

◼   ► you I'm overflowing with things i want

◼   ► to talk about

◼   ► luckily a lot of them when i read back

◼   ► through the list now I think I don't

◼   ► care about that as much as I thought I

◼   ► did but some of them are still on my

◼   ► mind say we might spill this list over a

◼   ► few episodes like that works fine for me

◼   ► Brady i thoroughly welcome your 36 items

◼   ► of follow-up but probably the highlight

◼   ► of the last month or so while you've

◼   ► been off on planet gray has been that I

◼   ► went to a hello Internet vinyl listening

◼   ► body i am genuinely so envious of this I

◼   ► really Envy is that this is a thing that

◼   ► you did you didn't just go to a party

◼   ► tho Brady I think the key element here

◼   ► is that you crashed a hello Internet

◼   ► listening party I did I went an amount

◼   ► they didn't know I was coming and i'm a

◼   ► bit reluctant to say this because i

◼   ► think it will make them feel like

◼   ► disappointed by my attendance in some

◼   ► ways but I actually told you I was going

◼   ► to do it because I the one I went to was

◼   ► in London

◼   ► and I said gray I've seen on reddit that

◼   ► these people are getting together and

◼   ► they're meeting in this picture but

◼   ► after a final party i'm thinking of

◼   ► going do you want to come with me and

◼   ► you were totally up for you actually

◼   ► said I'd love to do it but unfortunately

◼   ► you couldn't because you had just gone

◼   ► away like the day before

◼   ► mhm so I don't want those teams here at

◼   ► the party do you think are we could have

◼   ► had great that would have been even

◼   ► better we got start with Brady

◼   ► second-rate Brady could have had a great

◼   ► great now and I so it was just me better

◼   ► it was very good fun and also though I

◼   ► have to say after what grace said in a

◼   ► previous episode about how I should

◼   ► never contact him asking him to send a

◼   ► video because it's something like he

◼   ► wouldn't be willing to do the way that

◼   ► directed to help me out no of course not

◼   ► no I would never do something like that

◼   ► great did send the video unannounced I

◼   ► was just sitting at the table with the

◼   ► team's chewing the fat having paints are

◼   ► having a chat and suddenly my phone

◼   ► pings and it was a video message from

◼   ► gray like to the team's was like I was

◼   ► great just sent you all the message

◼   ► who wants to see it and seriously a few

◼   ► people considered leaving the room

◼   ► because they didn't want to see your

◼   ► face like we're going on I don't know

◼   ► what to do

◼   ► those are the best kind of listeners as

◼   ► far as I'm concerned they were really

◼   ► serious about their face boilers in the

◼   ► end everyone stayed and watched your

◼   ► little message as well so the idea of

◼   ► crashing the hello Internet listening

◼   ► party it really appealed to me I really

◼   ► regretted that I couldn't be there and

◼   ► so I felt at least send a video right I

◼   ► can be there sort of remotely kind of in

◼   ► a little bit of a sad way and i was

◼   ► wondering if anybody was going to stand

◼   ► on the other side of the phone while the

◼   ► message was playing so they didn't have

◼   ► to actually get the face boiled I have

◼   ► to say to the people who attended the

◼   ► party just to be clear

◼   ► Brady like eighty percent of the value

◼   ► of getting us to the party because brady

◼   ► is the life of the party

◼   ► I am NOT the life of the party well

◼   ► whether that's true or not that's what

◼   ► they got so

◼   ► but so how was it from your perspective

◼   ► we haven't discussed it all like I'm

◼   ► dying to know how did the logistics of

◼   ► this go down well it was it some

◼   ► location in London and I knew their

◼   ► meeting in the basement of a pizza place

◼   ► but i had no idea how many people were

◼   ► gonna be there and I was thinking it

◼   ► would be two or three people

◼   ► mm I thought it might feel a bit strange

◼   ► flat just two people are sitting

◼   ► listening to a record and I turn up and

◼   ► they're like are high so I wanted to

◼   ► find out information without spoiling

◼   ► the fact i was thinking of going and

◼   ► after spending way too long on a train

◼   ► with flaky 3g reception trying to set up

◼   ► a fake reddit account which is much

◼   ► harder than you told me it would be no I

◼   ► don't know what you mean with your

◼   ► kingdom and thumbs but it takes two

◼   ► seconds to set up a sock puppet account

◼   ► on reddit to sac there i was having a

◼   ► few problems so I said after the captain

◼   ► contact the organizer and said is it

◼   ► still on

◼   ► I'm hoping that he would like contact me

◼   ► back and say yeah there's how many of

◼   ► the many people coming and he took ages

◼   ► to reply to them and then eventually he

◼   ► didn't he just said yes and I didn't

◼   ► want to like seem too nosy because that

◼   ► would give it away so i just had to like

◼   ► leave it at that okay well I'm going on

◼   ► I don't know who's gonna be there at

◼   ► like the idea that didn't want to raise

◼   ► suspicions that a brand-new reddit

◼   ► account might be yuge just has that

◼   ► information about crashing the party I

◼   ► don't think this would cross anybody's

◼   ► mind that wondering like hey this new

◼   ► guy do you think it's brady I was

◼   ► probably overthinking a little bit

◼   ► anyway

◼   ► yeah based on our text message

◼   ► conversations about this you were

◼   ► definitely overthinking it and

◼   ► overcautious but it was delightful to

◼   ► meet ya

◼   ► so then I got to the pizza place and I

◼   ► said is there a group of people

◼   ► downstairs in our life

◼   ► yep then just as I was getting to the

◼   ► bottom of the stairs I bumped into

◼   ► someone who turned out to be the

◼   ► organizer and like I didn't really know

◼   ► what kind of reaction to expect it's not

◼   ► like you know Elvis has turned up or

◼   ► something it's just like some dude say I

◼   ► wasn't expecting like you know

◼   ► screams of joy or anything like that and

◼   ► he just kind of went Brady the best way

◼   ► I can describe is it was like I had said

◼   ► I might come but I wasn't sure

◼   ► the Hat turns out ahead that was how I

◼   ► would describe the reaction i tell you

◼   ► what it was really great and we had a

◼   ► brilliant brilliant night it was not

◼   ► really good fun everyone was really

◼   ► great

◼   ► there was about 10 people there i think

◼   ► and we ordered pizzas and we had some

◼   ► beers and then put on side one and then

◼   ► put on side two and I tell you what the

◼   ► most interesting thing for me was

◼   ► because I never thinks about hello

◼   ► internet huh I never think of it as

◼   ► something that's funny

◼   ► mmm i totally understand like I just

◼   ► think it's you and me talking we joke

◼   ► around with each other because that's

◼   ► just what we do but like the thing that

◼   ► surprised me was how often people were

◼   ► laughing at the podcast like it was a

◼   ► funny show em and I got great pleasure

◼   ► from that because it's always a nice

◼   ► thing isn't it when people are laughing

◼   ► at things that are supposed to be

◼   ► entertaining and you know we never get

◼   ► feedback from an audience that we never

◼   ► know what people think and saying people

◼   ► smile and also seeing people like nor

◼   ► shake their head or are you know typical

◼   ► gray or saying people look at each other

◼   ► and not all the in jokes and stuff it

◼   ► was like a human beings do this into

◼   ► this I kind of forget that sometimes it

◼   ► was a really nice experience just to be

◼   ► observing people listening to the

◼   ► podcast and then afterwards we hung out

◼   ► and we spoke and it was a really great

◼   ► evening

◼   ► I totally agree with your description of

◼   ► this thing because when we're recording

◼   ► the show and when I'm editing the show I

◼   ► always very much think of it in the same

◼   ► way that it's you and me having a

◼   ► conversation and the listener is just a

◼   ► silent member of that conversation but

◼   ► yeah I don't really think of it as a

◼   ► thing that would be funny so it would be

◼   ► very strange to sit in a room full of

◼   ► people and here when that laughs like I

◼   ► think i would be surprised every time

◼   ► like every once in a while when my wife

◼   ► listen to the show and she laughed at

◼   ► something I'm always kind of surprise

◼   ► and I think what was the thing that was

◼   ► funny

◼   ► mm but I'm also realizing that I think

◼   ► you and I would have had a bit of a

◼   ► logistic disagreement had been able to

◼   ► attend that evening because i don't

◼   ► think i could actually have sat through

◼   ► listening to our own podcast in a room

◼   ► full of people also listening to the

◼   ► podcast i think i would have waited

◼   ► upstairs in the pizza place

◼   ► till the show is over and then go

◼   ► downstairs and talk to everybody because

◼   ► i think i would be too uncomfortable to

◼   ► be sitting in a room like hey

◼   ► everybody's listening to the thing that

◼   ► I've made i think i would have to wait

◼   ► somewhere else

◼   ► don't be like you go ahead Brady i'll

◼   ► come down later I mean I did offer to

◼   ► leave when they started listening I did

◼   ► say is this too weird for you guys to

◼   ► have me here should i just go upstairs

◼   ► for a bit and they're like no no I mean

◼   ► I can understand that concern and like

◼   ► it was in the back of my head too but it

◼   ► didn't feel like that at the time they

◼   ► had been looking and nodding and smiling

◼   ► and there was a bit when you would say

◼   ► something that would be typically great

◼   ► they would just look at me and go huh

◼   ► I feel for Brady and I smile back it was

◼   ► almost like you were you know having a

◼   ► little laugh behind your friends back

◼   ► right everyone in the room rolling their

◼   ► eyes at me perfect yeah yeah it was

◼   ► enjoying things as well but it wasn't

◼   ► too weird like that say I'm glad I did

◼   ► it

◼   ► so there you go Tim's if you are

◼   ► arranging listening parties around the

◼   ► world you never know when one of us

◼   ► might show up well Brady it wouldn't be

◼   ► hello internet without plane crash

◼   ► corner I see that one of your 36 items

◼   ► here is plane crash corner

◼   ► well that's what the fans want is it

◼   ► always so uncertain with the corner that

◼   ► makes me the most uncomfortable the

◼   ► corner actually like most likely to be

◼   ► blindsided by something horrible that I

◼   ► don't know about have always strings

◼   ► doubt about whether or not the fans do

◼   ► like playing Crash corner but here we

◼   ► are our know anecdotally it's probably

◼   ► the favor of over conus of course yes

◼   ► all of the fans who love the corner

◼   ► contact you about it yeah so we have

◼   ► plane crash corner

◼   ► what is this i still think after all

◼   ► this time you don't fully grasp plane

◼   ► crash corner as well it's not like every

◼   ► horrible crash that happens I talk about

◼   ► who the thing I just wanted to note was

◼   ► that back in the early early days of

◼   ► hello internet we had the mh370 the

◼   ► Malaysian Airlines plane that has

◼   ► vanished and just flew out to say and no

◼   ► one ever knew what happened and they're

◼   ► all these searches for and back then I

◼   ► was just so confident that and find

◼   ► eventually they have always technology

◼   ► and they're looking for out in the

◼   ► Indian Ocean somewhere where they think

◼   ► it went

◼   ► who

◼   ► and just as time went by I began to have

◼   ► my doubts and now they've called the

◼   ► search off the search is over and they

◼   ► have a founder and I just never thought

◼   ► that would happen a whole plane full of

◼   ► people never to be found which I find

◼   ► extraordinary I mean the oceans a big

◼   ► place right

◼   ► it must have disappeared in the ocean

◼   ► yeah but technologies moved on the

◼   ► Titanic went missing in deepwater who

◼   ► and for a long time it wasn't fair but

◼   ► then technology came along it was like

◼   ► yeah we can find it now and I know you

◼   ► knew roughly where the titanic sank

◼   ► because they rescue people in stone but

◼   ► i'm just amazed they can't find it and I

◼   ► know how big the indian ocean is I'm

◼   ► just amazed i couldn't find and there

◼   ► was talk this minister from the

◼   ► Malaysian government said they were

◼   ► going to offer a reward to private

◼   ► searches like if someone could find that

◼   ► they get a reward and that quite excited

◼   ► make cool yeah it's like treasure

◼   ► hunting

◼   ► I know I even wonder if those two

◼   ► legends that went to South America and

◼   ► they're on their way up the mountain

◼   ► might say alright we're doing it but

◼   ► then a couple days later it was another

◼   ► story from someone more senior Malaysian

◼   ► government saying that guy probably was

◼   ► shooting his mouth off and they might

◼   ► not be a reward

◼   ► so I don't know if there's a reward or

◼   ► not if there was a reward would you be

◼   ► tempted to try and claim it seems like a

◼   ► brady project i don't think i have the

◼   ► technical capabilities i think taking a

◼   ► piece of paper with pie printed on and

◼   ► rolling out a runway as one thing

◼   ► yeah searching for a missing plane in

◼   ► the indian ocean that's another kettle

◼   ► of fish

◼   ► I don't know don't you want to progress

◼   ► in the difficulty of your projects

◼   ► you're a man who's been on Everest

◼   ► things like making a missing plane in

◼   ► the Indian Ocean

◼   ► how cool would that be and listen I

◼   ► think you also have quite an audience

◼   ► here i think if you really wanted to you

◼   ► could draw on the right people to help

◼   ► make this happen

◼   ► yeah just say i'm reading are you

◼   ► talking about Kickstarter or something

◼   ► patreon is ready guys that he's doing

◼   ► yet to say I don't know I'm just the

◼   ► ideas guy here right you're the executor

◼   ► right you make things happen you get

◼   ► vinyl record shipped across the world

◼   ► and I'm sure that you can find mh370 I

◼   ► think you could do it would make a great

◼   ► YouTube video they would make quite a

◼   ► video to get free berated very quickly

◼   ► that's the main reason i don't want to

◼   ► do it because I know just get free bird

◼   ► straight away anyway you know what

◼   ► fair enough you know what i was going to

◼   ► sort of clarify correctly when you refer

◼   ► to me as the man that's been on Everest

◼   ► but I quite like you saying that so I'm

◼   ► just gonna let that one slide

◼   ► wait a second you tell me that's not

◼   ► true well I wouldn't say I had been on

◼   ► Everest here's the thing i specifically

◼   ► phrase that not like you've climbed

◼   ► Everest because I don't think that's

◼   ► entirely true which have been on at base

◼   ► camp right that counts

◼   ► I don't know where you would technically

◼   ► say being on Everest start so I'm not

◼   ► sure base camp would count but I think

◼   ► you've got to get through the cumbias

◼   ► fall before you can say you're on

◼   ► Everest homebush mumu I think base camp

◼   ► that counts is how concerned eighty

◼   ► percent of the danger of getting to

◼   ► everest is getting on the plane that

◼   ► gets you there so if you're on the other

◼   ► end of that plane you make it to base

◼   ► camp that counters on Everest

◼   ► well like I say I could correct you on

◼   ► this stuff but you're just making me

◼   ► sound awesome so why would I will let

◼   ► that stand now grey we talk about not

◼   ► really thinking about who's listening to

◼   ► the podcast and one thing I often forget

◼   ► is that one person who uses the podcast

◼   ► is my sister for helping my Neffe go to

◼   ► sleep it's like his thing like he goes

◼   ► to bed and sometimes instead of a

◼   ► bedtime story he can have like 20

◼   ► minutes of Uncle Brady are that's the

◼   ► sweet sounds wait but she's just being

◼   ► lazy and she playing at hello internet

◼   ► so he listens to hello internet when I

◼   ► think that's why he said just float love

◼   ► i love the idea that not only are we

◼   ► putting grown adults to sleep with the

◼   ► podcast at the house that children being

◼   ► put to sleep well it sounds to me like

◼   ► maybe we're putting my sister to sleep

◼   ► but not my nephew because what happened

◼   ► in our pre christmas episode was when we

◼   ► started talking about elf on the shelf

◼   ► and I mentioned how it was this toy like

◼   ► my sister had sewn down wasn't listening

◼   ► and my little nephew who has an elf on

◼   ► the show flight was not so great he

◼   ► talking about

◼   ► and can I just say for the record and to

◼   ► my little nephew who been listening

◼   ► right now your elf on the shelf is

◼   ► definitely not a toy

◼   ► Nestle is a real elf and you be a good

◼   ► boy

◼   ► because Nestle's what

◼   ► and what uncle Brady said about toys was

◼   ► confusing and not right but Nestle is a

◼   ► real elf and you be a good boy and i

◼   ► look forward to seeing you again soon

◼   ► leave your uncle breaking up

◼   ► there's no reason to doubt uncle Brady

◼   ► exactly and if it also did get me

◼   ► thinking about the Easter Bunny and I

◼   ► just want to ask you a quick question

◼   ► gray ok shut your eyes

◼   ► ok what does the easter bunny look like

◼   ► a big in pink

◼   ► okay because that's what i wanted to

◼   ► find out is the Easter Bunny to you like

◼   ► a rabbit or is the Easter Bunny to you

◼   ► like a man in a rabbit so it's totally a

◼   ► man in a rabbit suit that's what the

◼   ► Easter Bunny is like to make the Easter

◼   ► Bunny is like a six-foot man and as

◼   ► ill-fitting so carrying a basket full of

◼   ► chocolate eggs

◼   ► yeah he might be white for me I don't

◼   ► know if he's pink he's definitely

◼   ► bipedal for a step that's true yeah let

◼   ► me send you a picture of the easter

◼   ► bunny i'm waiting I've still got that

◼   ► gorgeous picture of you looking at me

◼   ► with your present to us at all

◼   ► that's the Easter buying yeah you've got

◼   ► mean for everything everything

◼   ► look all I did was I went into google i

◼   ► typed in Easter Bunny and that's what

◼   ► came up

◼   ► that was the first of several terrifying

◼   ► Easter Bunny photos right here's another

◼   ► one you're googling scary easter bunny

◼   ► you're not googling just a taster body

◼   ► no I am NOT a typed in easter bunny this

◼   ► is what i found the Easter Bunny is a

◼   ► friendly man in a pink so not the ones

◼   ► that great has just been placed together

◼   ► i'm sending Brady nightmare versions of

◼   ► the Easter Bunny the kind of Easter

◼   ► Bunny that you would have in a horror

◼   ► movie but now in my head it's a smiling

◼   ► happy bunny that is human sized not

◼   ► smiling the bunny face can't smile it

◼   ► looks friendly it's like in a cartoon

◼   ► you know rabbits in a cartoon can smile

◼   ► it doesn't have to be accurately rabbit

◼   ► face it's like cartoony rapid face know

◼   ► the thing that I'm confused about here

◼   ► is there anybody who thinks that the

◼   ► Easter Bunny is that like a rabbit

◼   ► yeah i think there are some people who

◼   ► grow up with the Easter Bunny mythology

◼   ► being a a small rabbit on all fours but

◼   ► with magic powers obviously to deliver

◼   ► chocolate eggs

◼   ► not standing out person but is this

◼   ► version of the Easter Bunny mean is he

◼   ► laying the eggs like the cadbury bunny

◼   ► rabbit start leg but they don't deliver

◼   ► magic chocolate eggs either I'm just I

◼   ► don't understand I don't know how the

◼   ► all four small rabbit actually delivers

◼   ► the eggs if you grew up believing the

◼   ► easter bunny was an actual rabbit tell

◼   ► us and tell us how it negotiated the

◼   ► mechanics of delivering the eggs because

◼   ► we'd like to know because in my head the

◼   ► man-sized Easter Bunny has a magic

◼   ► basket from which you can draw an

◼   ► infinite number of eggs yeah like Santa

◼   ► Claus and his magic sack it's the same

◼   ► idea

◼   ► yeah but an actual magic Easter Bunny

◼   ► laying eggs for all the children on

◼   ► Easter this horrible era sounds like

◼   ► torment but like a man in a suit with a

◼   ► magic basket that has infinite eggs and

◼   ► you're cool with that yeah that's fine

◼   ► that's a okay great i just want to check

◼   ► i just wanted to that question for you

◼   ► then the Tooth Fairy human-sized very

◼   ► size small

◼   ► hmm like Audrey sighs no okay maybe

◼   ► smaller even site via i don't know i

◼   ► don't really have a good idea of the

◼   ► Tooth Fairy in my mind now I think the

◼   ► Tooth Fairy was less of a ever real

◼   ► fixture in my childhood and more of a

◼   ► transparent money delivery mechanism

◼   ► I mean I believed but i think the

◼   ► problem is you see less depictions of

◼   ► the tooth fairy

◼   ► mm I mean you see the most depictions of

◼   ► Santa and that's why we all agree on

◼   ► what he looks like

◼   ► Easter Bunny there does seem to be a bit

◼   ► of a range and that's why we can discuss

◼   ► it but you hardly ever see depictions of

◼   ► the tooth fairy

◼   ► because it's not like this you know

◼   ► Tooth Fairy cards and tooth fairy

◼   ► branding because we all lose their teeth

◼   ► at different times so we don't really

◼   ► know what the Tooth Fairy looks like

◼   ► it's a great unknown great unknown

◼   ► hmm maybe there'll be some fanart of two

◼   ► theories LOL out tooth fairy I'm sure

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◼   ► talk a little bit about styles i went

◼   ► and saw Road one for the second time did

◼   ► you

◼   ► I did where did you see it for the

◼   ► second time I was with some friends and

◼   ► they wanted to go on CNN and I wanted to

◼   ► see a second time so because for people

◼   ► who don't remember you had seen it twice

◼   ► when we did our review your christmas

◼   ► day review and I had seen it once and

◼   ► we're not going to review again because

◼   ► we've done arivu and also we're not

◼   ► gonna do spoilers but i have all my

◼   ► notes for the scenes from the platform

◼   ► that light that we were gonna finish up

◼   ► now you don't want to and today but can

◼   ► I just say watching a second time and I

◼   ► hope it came across that i did like the

◼   ► film because i gave it like a partial

◼   ► thumbs-up who people remember whereas i

◼   ► would say you were quite negative about

◼   ► it

◼   ► watching a second time my thumb has

◼   ► moved a little bit

◼   ► no and it has moved more towards twelve

◼   ► o'clock the upright position and if we

◼   ► were doing that episode again kid I

◼   ► would call you out on more things that

◼   ► you said and I think you were overly

◼   ► harsh I still agree with a lot of things

◼   ► he said but I think you were overly

◼   ► harsh and that film was even better than

◼   ► I said it was the first time around

◼   ► still not like you know an old-time

◼   ► amazing film but for people who said we

◼   ► gave a bit of a hard time I kind of a

◼   ► great i think we could have been a bit

◼   ► more positive about it that was my

◼   ► second viewing opinion when we walked

◼   ► out

◼   ► okay so on the 180 degree scale that is

◼   ► your thumbs up and thumbs down what is

◼   ► the final resting place i would say 1048

◼   ► which is even more fine-tuned and stars

◼   ► like it's like pointlessly precise got

◼   ► four significant digits here to do like

◼   ► Star Wars 1040a and 38 seconds

◼   ► oh thank you that's crazy-making so

◼   ► anyway I just wanted to put that out

◼   ► there

◼   ► I think that's very interesting very

◼   ► interesting you liked more the second

◼   ► time around the first time yet and

◼   ► things that you criticized for I think

◼   ► if it didn't do you would have

◼   ► criticized it for like it could

◼   ► win on some things like things that you

◼   ► said where things were getting too

◼   ► complex and it was unnecessary detail if

◼   ► that stuff had been left out would have

◼   ► been plot house i'll give one example if

◼   ► you want when they go to desert planet

◼   ► and they've got to go and find a shake

◼   ► of error he says I know a guy who can

◼   ► tell me where he is blue and you thought

◼   ► our God you know a guy who knows a guy

◼   ► dove you know we don't need to know a

◼   ► guy to know a guy but if he hadn't and

◼   ► they just landed on the planet and going

◼   ► to shake the various house we would have

◼   ► all been saying oh sure you're very this

◼   ► big hidden guy but anyone can just turn

◼   ► up on the planet and walk straight to

◼   ► his front door that's ridiculous that's

◼   ► completely implausible so like little

◼   ► things like that that seem like

◼   ► unnecessary complications i think you

◼   ► have got to drop a little bit of Indian

◼   ► otherwise we'd be complaining the other

◼   ► way and I had a lot of attention to that

◼   ► stuff and I didn't think it made things

◼   ► overly complicated because i want to

◼   ► just totally agree with you that the

◼   ► movie was in a no-win situation with

◼   ► that kind of stuff and yeah that if they

◼   ► hadn't added in a bunch of those details

◼   ► they would be potholes

◼   ► I think it's the same thing like with

◼   ► putting the labels for the places that

◼   ► they're going to in the movie

◼   ► yeah I as we discuss the time I think

◼   ► they had to leaving those out would have

◼   ► made things more complicated but i think

◼   ► my problem is a bit more fundamental

◼   ► that it's like the structure of the

◼   ► movie has put you in this no-win

◼   ► situation that's more how I feel about

◼   ► it is like the whole thing was slightly

◼   ► disorganized and kind of a mess but i'm

◼   ► very interested to hear that you liked

◼   ► it more the second time and I feel happy

◼   ► for you that you liked more the second

◼   ► time and I liked the first time as I

◼   ► said I thought it was a good film even

◼   ► not as good as some others and many

◼   ► criticisms that were made by both uni I

◼   ► standby but some of them i think i gave

◼   ► you be over an easy ride on me because

◼   ► I've seen it once and there's no point

◼   ► bickering over everything but I do feel

◼   ► like if we did that review again I'd

◼   ► probably going to be harder against

◼   ► interesting anyway we've done overview

◼   ► you know we've played their game we know

◼   ► those who can't replay the superbowl so

◼   ► the review stance but you want to talk

◼   ► about styles you've been mulling over

◼   ► style as well you've been in the

◼   ► mountains meditating the meaning of life

◼   ► well this is an interesting thing

◼   ► these two interesting things that i have

◼   ► noticed one of which is the name for the

◼   ► new Star Wars movie has been recently

◼   ► announced yes what is the name braiding

◼   ► it is the last Jedi what do you think of

◼   ► that name disappointing is my first

◼   ► impression like it's the first time I've

◼   ► been asked to comment on and because i

◼   ► don't have many Star Wars fans around me

◼   ► in my day-to-day movements

◼   ► it sounds like it should be the end of a

◼   ► trilogy hmm it doesn't sound like the

◼   ► middle it's okay it's not as bad as some

◼   ► others maybe it's not even disappointing

◼   ► it just is what it is

◼   ► it just sounds a bit final mhm and it

◼   ► seems weird to be using a name of such

◼   ► finality on this series of films that

◼   ► blatantly is now going to become endless

◼   ► for the rest of our lives until we die

◼   ► and beyond

◼   ► I think and beyond there is quite fair

◼   ► ok i am willing to bet that Disney will

◼   ► be making Star Wars movies long after

◼   ► you and I are dead just like to support

◼   ► you in any way that things are going to

◼   ► happen in star wars that you never know

◼   ► about well this is the reason I brought

◼   ► up as I saw some headlines about all the

◼   ► title for the next star wars movie has

◼   ► been released and the thing that I

◼   ► noticed was not any particular thoughts

◼   ► about the title but i noticed my own

◼   ► internal emotional barometer towards

◼   ► this news and I suddenly had a feeling

◼   ► of kind of like dread at the rest of my

◼   ► life they're always being news about the

◼   ► next star wars that this is just going

◼   ► to go on forever

◼   ► yeah and the feeling that I had was it's

◼   ► a bit like election cycles in the US

◼   ► where it feels like you get like this

◼   ► very brief break and then it's like

◼   ► we've got a hundred days and we're gonna

◼   ► start talking about the midterm

◼   ► elections right and you know you have a

◼   ► little bit of time never gonna start

◼   ► talking about the next general and I

◼   ► thought oh no is between christmas and

◼   ► mid-january the only time for the rest

◼   ► of our lives will be free of Star Wars

◼   ► news i think that might be the case but

◼   ► it's always going to be like mid to late

◼   ► January we're going to start hyping up

◼   ► the next movie

◼   ► try being a football fan in England man

◼   ► the offseason last 20 minutes

◼   ► oh yeah I play the last game of the

◼   ► season and you're like wow well that was

◼   ► a rollercoaster ride and then the new

◼   ► season like

◼   ► seems to be starting minutes like it's

◼   ► like crazy I guess this happens with

◼   ► everything it's just like the rumors

◼   ► about the next iphone start before the

◼   ► current one is even out you know that

◼   ► everything has these same cycles yeah

◼   ► but I just had this feeling of suddenly

◼   ► realizing this is going to occur forever

◼   ► with Star Wars so what do you think if

◼   ► the touch of the last Jedi then

◼   ► aside from that feeling you had yeah i

◼   ► just thought it was kind of a strange

◼   ► title i agree with you with something

◼   ► about it feels a little bit off but I

◼   ► also recognize that I am much less

◼   ► emotionally invested in the future of

◼   ► Star Wars and I feel relieved at that

◼   ► yeah

◼   ► the other thing that I've just been

◼   ► thinking about which I have found

◼   ► interesting is when I guess two years

◼   ► ago now you and I did the first Star

◼   ► Wars Christmas special where we talked

◼   ► about the force awakens and we both

◼   ► liked it very much

◼   ► mhm i have been really aware that i

◼   ► liked that movie I saw a bunch of times

◼   ► in the theater and then later in the

◼   ► year i saw it was available for pre-sale

◼   ► and itunes I was like boom sold

◼   ► immediately like I never buy presale

◼   ► stuff I always hate that but I'm not

◼   ► buying it immediately right so I'll be

◼   ► able to watch it it's interesting i have

◼   ► no desire to watch again

◼   ► yeah ok but so this is what happened

◼   ► right it's like i pre-ordered it and I

◼   ► have never touched it and I only just

◼   ► realized this recently that it is never

◼   ► crossed my mind to even watch that film

◼   ► another time i feel like i have no draw

◼   ► to watch that movie again like I'm very

◼   ► interested to hear you say the same

◼   ► thing why do you think that is because

◼   ► you didn't imprint with like you

◼   ► imprinted with the Star Wars films as a

◼   ► kid

◼   ► mnu imprint with fewer films and out hmm

◼   ► so you liked it but you haven't liked

◼   ► bonded with a attending level I think

◼   ► this is again like the age-old question

◼   ► of our star wars movies great movies or

◼   ► did we imprint upon them as children

◼   ► they're both it is a bit of both but

◼   ► I've just been really aware of that

◼   ► sensation and I feel no no need to

◼   ► rewatch the force awakens and also being

◼   ► much more aware in retrospect

◼   ► that the force awakens is this

◼   ► phenomenon in Hollywood movie making

◼   ► called the soft reboot

◼   ► hmm i feel like i wasn't aware of this

◼   ► so much when watching the movie and i

◼   ► think i would be more painfully aware of

◼   ► of it on a rewatch that there are a

◼   ► whole bunch of movies that are not just

◼   ► being remade by Hollywood but are being

◼   ► done as these like kind of Kwazii

◼   ► sequels but that also start the whole

◼   ► story over again I can't totally agree

◼   ► with that about force awakens yeah I

◼   ► don't think it's a perfect soft reboot

◼   ► it feels like a soft soft reboot know

◼   ► it's like a shot in the arm for a glass

◼   ► of water in the face to the series like

◼   ► wake up wake up we've got to get our act

◼   ► together

◼   ► what are you doing or it's like a big

◼   ► halftime talk about the coach saying

◼   ► you've just played terribly come on

◼   ► let's get out there and have a great

◼   ► second half but it's not a reboot

◼   ► because like the story is a continuation

◼   ► and like they're constantly referring to

◼   ► what happened before and it's got the

◼   ► same people in a same characters are in

◼   ► a you know Skywalker still and everyone

◼   ► knows what he did before the legend of

◼   ► him

◼   ► I know what you're saying you're not

◼   ► being crazy but if you're going to call

◼   ► that a rainbow it's the softest of

◼   ► softest versions of it i think it is

◼   ► it's very soft soft reboot out because

◼   ► even though there are new characters

◼   ► they're all explained in New and Luke is

◼   ► just in the ob one role where all of the

◼   ► characters are the same thing again we

◼   ► have new Vader there's new young Luke we

◼   ► have new Han Solo it does feel very much

◼   ► like a soft reboot

◼   ► I just wonder if that will also not age

◼   ► the movie well going forward in the

◼   ► future but it's just a thing that I'm

◼   ► aware of and i found interesting that I

◼   ► was wrong that future me would really be

◼   ► interested in watching this movie again

◼   ► and it turns out that is not the case

◼   ► yeah I could've told you that I could

◼   ► have saved a few bucks there

◼   ► well when i go to pre-order road 1 i'll

◼   ► ask

◼   ► if you put Road one and force awakens in

◼   ► front of me right now and said you have

◼   ► to watch one of those 2i choose red one

◼   ► at the moment that's astounding to me I

◼   ► can't believe that and I've seen that

◼   ► more recently I've seen it twice since i

◼   ► saw force awakens road one was more

◼   ► grown-up road when was an adults movie

◼   ► and I'm a grown-up now

◼   ► oh I just don't think force awakens is

◼   ► probably better you know I think if you

◼   ► were like weighing and measuring

◼   ► everything and you had to do a big

◼   ► analysis I would still say force awakens

◼   ► is better than rogue one or rogue one

◼   ► felt more like my movie at my time of

◼   ► life and my interests and it's got a lot

◼   ► more weaknesses than force awakens but

◼   ► it just felt like it was talking on my

◼   ► level who a bit more hard as nails

◼   ► moving for a hard-as-nails man maybe

◼   ► that's it

◼   ► maybe that's it i don't know maybe five

◼   ► years when we can really put them

◼   ► side-by-side and by then there will be

◼   ► another five-star was maybe it's what we

◼   ► have here a breeze papercut you asked

◼   ► for it

◼   ► did I had it for it I'm not sure I quite

◼   ► as for it i have many paper cuts you

◼   ► know I always have many paper cuts and i

◼   ► have one it doesn't make me angry so I

◼   ► don't want the people who i'm about to

◼   ► criticize to feel like I'm angry at them

◼   ► but it does kind of get my goat little

◼   ► bit em so I did something a couple of

◼   ► weeks ago been playing around with my

◼   ► email list and one of the things i have

◼   ► decided to do is occasionally send like

◼   ► treats to people on my email list to

◼   ► like thank them for putting up with my

◼   ► emails

◼   ► haha you're sending them emails banking

◼   ► them to for putting up with your email

◼   ► ok got it right well now wasn't close it

◼   ► was a bit more subtle than that but

◼   ► feels like why I'm not subscribe to your

◼   ► email list

◼   ► yeah thank you go sign up to Brady's

◼   ► email list everybody

◼   ► yeah right yeah you've sold so well now

◼   ► so what I did was and I didn't just send

◼   ► an email just for this purpose it was

◼   ► just a PS on the end of a normal email

◼   ► little i said if you send me your

◼   ► address i put everyone who sends me

◼   ► their address in like a lottery and a

◼   ► hundred of them i sent postcards that

◼   ► personal postcards and our signs and I

◼   ► got nice stamps made for them it was all

◼   ► a bit of fun was like like

◼   ► look like a reward but randomly chosen

◼   ► who nice thing to do and I get all these

◼   ► addresses and then I used a random

◼   ► number generator to choose a hundred of

◼   ► them and these are the addresses for

◼   ► people who i was writing postcards to

◼   ► Lou and because people were sending

◼   ► their address to me an email and not

◼   ► using some kind of form or proform or

◼   ► commerce site they just had to write

◼   ► their address and how they choose to

◼   ► write a fair enough

◼   ► and this is when I realized something

◼   ► everybody in the world when they're

◼   ► writing their address to may imagine

◼   ► most of them now and probably in england

◼   ► right there address and include their

◼   ► country except Americans I reckon by

◼   ► ratio of 602 three Americans right there

◼   ► address and never put united states USA

◼   ► at the end of it I think they just

◼   ► assume it's a given that you're from

◼   ► America so when I was like pasting and

◼   ► making all these forms to send because

◼   ► it was mostly American so I was sending

◼   ► these things to always had to write

◼   ► united states USA and that sort of thing

◼   ► because Americans never write their

◼   ► country everyone else does no matter

◼   ► where you from our Sweden Italy all over

◼   ► the world Israel Australia even most of

◼   ► the UK people did and they know that i'm

◼   ► in the UK Americans never write their

◼   ► country and their address and i think

◼   ► it's like you know tonight maybe it's a

◼   ► little bit arrogant to do i say i think

◼   ► the two-letter state abbreviation is all

◼   ► you need

◼   ► yeah obviously that's what they think

◼   ► yeah you see mo and address and

◼   ► obviously you know where that is

◼   ► yeah you know where that's going America

◼   ► that's where it's going

◼   ► America and tell me where I you should

◼   ► know where i am and i began to frustrate

◼   ► me BR another American not putting their

◼   ► country on their address surprise price

◼   ► so many of these amero centric

◼   ► complaints there obviously just a side

◼   ► effect of for most Americans for

◼   ► ninety-nine percent of everything they

◼   ► ever do

◼   ► it's all economically within the borders

◼   ► of the united states like how many times

◼   ► is an American ever have to send a

◼   ► letter anywhere else in the world

◼   ► almost never mm like unless you're

◼   ► sending it to Santa Claus you know you

◼   ► don't have to

◼   ► send it out of the country and even then

◼   ► you know some Alaskans will try to tell

◼   ► you that you know you should be setting

◼   ► up to Alaska

◼   ► what do you mean the North poznan

◼   ► America I can't remember off the top of

◼   ► my head like the reasoning for why

◼   ► centers in Alaska it seems a bit dubious

◼   ► right but there's some reason why I mean

◼   ► you know I understand that that's a

◼   ► papercut of yours but i think this is

◼   ► what's going to happen when you have

◼   ► some gigantic economic bloc that

◼   ► supplies for itself all of the needs

◼   ► that had these people like a hello

◼   ► Internet listeners most of them i don't

◼   ► know maybe they're not maybe lots of

◼   ► them were subscribe for videos and don't

◼   ► know that I'm British

◼   ► well Australian in Britain they're all

◼   ► objectivity fan I don't know what's

◼   ► going on everything it should matter

◼   ► I think you should just put your country

◼   ► they're like unless you know for a fact

◼   ► that the persons in the same country as

◼   ► you the thing is i am thinking back to

◼   ► when I was a little boy in school and

◼   ► i'm pretty sure it never even came up

◼   ► about how to address international

◼   ► letters like I remember doing the how do

◼   ► you write a letter to somebody in

◼   ► Arkansas lesson but the there was never

◼   ► any reason to put United States on the

◼   ► bottom i'm pretty sure I never came

◼   ► across the notion of putting the country

◼   ► name underneath until I was in the UK

◼   ► but we live in the world of a bay now

◼   ► and we're pretty globalized out well

◼   ► obviously we're not obviously we're not

◼   ► that globalize because people don't do

◼   ► it I'm a little surprised but not that

◼   ► surprised

◼   ► mm you should know where America is a

◼   ► couple of times i was thinking where is

◼   ► this slide is this in America it must be

◼   ► because it wasn't that would have

◼   ► written the country with the side of the

◼   ► United States so great

◼   ► there's a quiz show in the UK which i'm

◼   ► sure you've never watched called

◼   ► mastermind you have you heard of this

◼   ► I don't think zone where I think they're

◼   ► usually four contestants students and

◼   ► they each take a turn sitting in like

◼   ► the hots eight and under the spotlight

◼   ► and there are two rounds

◼   ► they're asked a series of questions on a

◼   ► specialist subject of their choosing

◼   ► oh and then they're asked a bunch of

◼   ► questions or general knowledge and you

◼   ► two scores are added together and

◼   ► whoever does the best wins and you'll

◼   ► see someone ok here's John Smith from

◼   ► somerset and his specialist

◼   ► subject is fighter planes of world war

◼   ► two and the quiz makers will have come

◼   ► up with a whole bunch of questions on

◼   ► this special subject and usually you

◼   ► you're just kind of flabbergasted and

◼   ► you might get one or two if you're lucky

◼   ► who and it's kind of weird that people

◼   ► can know so much about a subject and

◼   ► then that the quizmaster will say after

◼   ► so tell us why you're into world war two

◼   ► planes or whatever and I have a little

◼   ► chat and then I'll come back later and

◼   ► do their general knowledge section but

◼   ► it's always a really good fun thing to

◼   ► think to yourself when you're watching

◼   ► master mind if I was on mastermind what

◼   ► would my special subject bay what

◼   ► something I know a lot about and I'd be

◼   ► really happy to be quizzed about

◼   ► in-depth black at a deep level now I

◼   ► always thought that my special subject

◼   ► would be the Apollo moon landing

◼   ► missions

◼   ► oh yes of course and anyway

◼   ► amazingly a couple of years ago I was

◼   ► watching mastermind and some guy came on

◼   ► and he chose that sa special subject so

◼   ► this was like my moment to put myself to

◼   ► the test it was no longer hypothetical

◼   ► for me I could do it and see how good I

◼   ► was

◼   ► and I'm not ashamed to say I did pretty

◼   ► well I think maybe I got one wrong out

◼   ► of like about 20-25 questions

◼   ► oh so I was like yet I know my stuff i

◼   ► know my stuff I felt pretty good so I

◼   ► always thought that would be my ultimate

◼   ► subject I was watching mastermind the

◼   ► other day and admittedly it was a

◼   ► celebrity version where the questions

◼   ► are a little bit easier when they do

◼   ► celebrity mastermind anyway this cricket

◼   ► player came on and he chose as his

◼   ► specialist subject the original three

◼   ► star wars movies

◼   ► hm and they asked him all these

◼   ► questions and i know i think that is my

◼   ► specialist mastermind subject because

◼   ► the first four words of the question

◼   ► would come out and i would give this

◼   ► really obscure answer and my wife who

◼   ► was sitting in the room at the time

◼   ► looked at me half impressed and in or

◼   ► and half ashamed of what nerd husband

◼   ► exactly have horrified that you know all

◼   ► of this stuff

◼   ► yeah we all know that feeling but I tell

◼   ► you what so I know if I was a mastermind

◼   ► they would be my two options because

◼   ► they seem to be two things I know quite

◼   ► a lot about not cricket cricket would be

◼   ► one of my guesses for you

◼   ► cricket maybe but cricket can be quite

◼   ► broad

◼   ► nobody the broader subject are the

◼   ► easier the questions funnily enough but

◼   ► how specific could you get could you be

◼   ► like my specialist subject is jeff john

◼   ► could you do well I think the more

◼   ► specialized you get the more they throw

◼   ► it incredibly hard questions at you

◼   ► that's my experience of watching

◼   ► hmm is that the more you zoom down the

◼   ► more obscure they get on you should be

◼   ► like my specialist subject is general

◼   ► knowledge

◼   ► well yeah but it did get me and I'm

◼   ► getting to my point here after it's not

◼   ► just an excuse to tell you how much I

◼   ► know about moon landings star wars are

◼   ► we sure they go well we can stop me

◼   ► everyone but the thing I wanted to know

◼   ► was if cgpgrey was on mastermind what

◼   ► would his specialist subject bay if you

◼   ► had to go on this quiz show and be

◼   ► quizzed in front of a national audience

◼   ► in-depth what's the subject you would

◼   ► choose one that you think when the

◼   ► researchers pulled their questions

◼   ► together you'd hold your own I gotta go

◼   ► with current events and pop-culture I

◼   ► would be my special subjects that sports

◼   ► ball between the 1980 and 2000 will

◼   ► crush that I would absolutely crushed

◼   ► that besides that have been this is

◼   ► given

◼   ► I've got a theory i put 12 that I

◼   ► thought you'd say okay you guess first

◼   ► year and we'll talk about that

◼   ► my guess is that you're gonna choose

◼   ► lord of the rings that is not an

◼   ► unreasonable gasps yeah but I think it'd

◼   ► be pretty terrible at that ok for anyone

◼   ► who was really pulling out a lord of the

◼   ► rings quiz I don't go crazy hard but you

◼   ► have a lot of the ring is an unusually

◼   ► deep well to pull from wrap that has a

◼   ► large number of names and i am really

◼   ► bad with names

◼   ► yeah yeah especially those names are

◼   ► also similar to each other

◼   ► exactly yeah that's not a bad guess from

◼   ► your perspective but ok here's the thing

◼   ► i always think that it is important to

◼   ► understand and know yourself and one of

◼   ► the lessons that I learned about myself

◼   ► a long time ago is that i am not a

◼   ► specialist in anything I kind of want to

◼   ► be the person who knows a ton about the

◼   ► Apollo missions

◼   ► or I want to be the person who has a ton

◼   ► of Lord of the Rings knowledge but I

◼   ► have much more like a serial specialists

◼   ► like I will for a narrow period of time

◼   ► get incredibly interested in the thing

◼   ► and read up on everything that I can

◼   ► possibly read about it and then suddenly

◼   ► one day I will wake up and I will just

◼   ► have no more interest in that thing

◼   ► it's just that phase is over and so

◼   ► there's a ton of stuff that I have done

◼   ► this with but i really don't have a

◼   ► single topic over a long period of time

◼   ► that i can say oh you know I really love

◼   ► and know everything about X I kind of

◼   ► accept that as part of my personality is

◼   ► part of the reason why I turned down

◼   ► doing it like a PhD program a long time

◼   ► ago because the whole idea of having to

◼   ► focus on one specialist topic for a long

◼   ► period of time I just came to the

◼   ► realization and just face it straight on

◼   ► like I can't be that person there's no

◼   ► way i can actually do that so I

◼   ► genuinely don't think I have any

◼   ► meaningful specialist area that I could

◼   ► offer up on a game show like that

◼   ► well gray that's a fascinating insight

◼   ► into you as a person as always and I

◼   ► commend you for entering into the spirit

◼   ► of the question but obviously your

◼   ► answer is completely unacceptable to me

◼   ► and I want to choose a subject just for

◼   ► the sake of it with that huge

◼   ► qualification attached to it i would

◼   ► want to go on a TV show be tested on

◼   ► Apollo or Star Wars the nerves of the

◼   ► lights and the cameras i'm sure i'd

◼   ► check and make a complete fool of myself

◼   ► what if you had to do it like you had to

◼   ► do it to save your family's life like I

◼   ► appreciate that theoretical question I

◼   ► really do

◼   ► mm I'm trying to be strategic about this

◼   ► but I I get what you're saying about you

◼   ► not being someone who you know it's like

◼   ► I'm not a person who has hobbies i think

◼   ► i can ever maintain interest like that

◼   ► for any length of time there are very

◼   ► very few interests in anything that last

◼   ► a very long time with me

◼   ► yeah maybe voting systems but even then

◼   ► I feel like it'd be trivial to design

◼   ► specialist questions that i couldn't get

◼   ► right

◼   ► something like that i mean the quiz

◼   ► buses aren't trying to embarrass you but

◼   ► you're right that might be a hard one

◼   ► because I probably feel quite limited in

◼   ► what I can ask it doesn't like this is

◼   ► why I like I'm trying to be somewhat

◼   ► strategic about this is not like lord of

◼   ► the rings where the well is infinite

◼   ► yeah with voting systems it's a much

◼   ► more bounded area

◼   ► yeah and i think i could probably do

◼   ► okay with something like that

◼   ► interesting but even that I feel

◼   ► incredibly tentative with that as you

◼   ► know an answer so well you name

◼   ► something so thank you for giving me one

◼   ► if you gotta let me slide with that one

◼   ► brain i'll let you slide with that

◼   ► because you relented

◼   ► thank you i appreciate about can I just

◼   ► say one other thing that infuriates me

◼   ► about that show mastermind the way the

◼   ► show works is you answer the questions

◼   ► in the time that i always think it's

◼   ► unfair because it seems to me like

◼   ► people get an uneven number of questions

◼   ► like someone seems to get more questions

◼   ► in their time slot than someone else but

◼   ► that makers of the show always say

◼   ► that's not needed what kind of banana

◼   ► republic show is that they don't have a

◼   ► set number of questions and time there

◼   ► are no but the other thing that drives

◼   ► me crazy is that the way it works is if

◼   ► there's a tie the way they break the tie

◼   ► is the person who passed on the least

◼   ► questions because if you don't know

◼   ► announcer you can just say pass and then

◼   ► at the end they told the answers to all

◼   ► the ones you got wrong who I don't know

◼   ► why anyone ever says pass because if you

◼   ► don't know the answer you should just

◼   ► have like a thing in the back of your

◼   ► head that I'm going to say John Smith

◼   ► blue so at least you'll have no passes

◼   ► people say in passing that show drives

◼   ► me crazy because there's no strategic

◼   ► advantage

◼   ► I mean if you get one wrong the

◼   ► quizmaster then tells you the correct

◼   ► answer so that might take up one or two

◼   ► seconds of your time but you're not

◼   ► getting dark point it feels like you

◼   ► should just burn through as many

◼   ► questions as possible

◼   ► yeah that's just me getting something

◼   ► off my chest drives my wife crazy

◼   ► because I complained about every time i

◼   ► watch the show but I complain more about

◼   ► the uneven number of questions to be

◼   ► honest but it seems an incredibly unfair

◼   ► but also seems like the stakes can't

◼   ► possibly be high here if nobody's

◼   ► figured out the strategy when they're

◼   ► like who created the orcs and you go

◼   ► potato right and it just they are now

◼   ► sorry he's like keep moving keep moving

◼   ► right yeah is there no reward on the

◼   ► show is this just for funsies true that

◼   ► the reason to big prize it's not high

◼   ► stakes but anyway I take questions quite

◼   ► seriously sometimes I don't want to get

◼   ► too bogged down by all this

◼   ► you are very serious about the

◼   ► of games that is true that is true i am

◼   ► so serious we can essentially never play

◼   ► games we played games at Christmas way

◼   ► you know that didn't even count what we

◼   ► did was not even a game it was a

◼   ► conversation starter which is the only

◼   ► reason we were able to play we had a

◼   ► great not weed is fun we had a very good

◼   ► night over christmas but it seems like

◼   ► it's impossible to play settlers of

◼   ► catan with you you won't deal with it

◼   ► now probably not say if we were doing it

◼   ► for like a podcast I would because i

◼   ► have to pretend pretend to be a normal

◼   ► person is not totally losing his cool

◼   ► yeah something else just quickly there

◼   ► was new information to me and I feel

◼   ► silly for not knowing this I don't know

◼   ► if you know this but I'm often surprised

◼   ► by things in shops that have security

◼   ► tags on them to stop you shoplifting in

◼   ► particular underwear like when you shop

◼   ► for you wouldn't know this because you

◼   ► know shop for underwear in the shops but

◼   ► I'm already trying to spin up a

◼   ► theoretical scenario under which I'm

◼   ► shopping for clothing in a physical

◼   ► store expensive like you know like a

◼   ► thousand-pound leather jacket i can

◼   ► understand they're putting a security

◼   ► tag on so you can't just walk out of the

◼   ► shop but the thing I've always surprise

◼   ► is there is really really high security

◼   ► unlike underwear like boxes of Calvin

◼   ► Klein underwear or whatever like that

◼   ► you know the trendy brand is they're

◼   ► always so got security to the hilt like

◼   ► it's Fort Knox and I've got all these

◼   ► huge tags on them because they're

◼   ► obviously a very stolen item who maybe

◼   ► because people who shoplift want nice

◼   ► underwear and maybe because they're a

◼   ► good size to steal at night but it

◼   ► always baffles me a little bit but I've

◼   ► learned to accept it over the last 10 to

◼   ► 15 years that it's a thing what I didn't

◼   ► realize was the other day because I

◼   ► don't eat steak very much i know

◼   ► everyone loves steak and thinks it's

◼   ► like the best thing in the world to a

◼   ► true but I think it's really overrated

◼   ► really the other day I decided to buy a

◼   ► stake in my local supermarket and I

◼   ► wanted to get a posh one because I'm

◼   ► plushies cushions so I want to get like

◼   ► you know that tasty choice special

◼   ► deluxe version of course it wasn't like

◼   ► a posh one from a butcher was still like

◼   ► a prepackaged when it was sealed in

◼   ► packaging and costs like 10 pounds or

◼   ► something about that and I had security

◼   ► tags all over at the checkout they had

◼   ► to take the security tags off and

◼   ► deactivated

◼   ► so that shoplifters couldn't leave with

◼   ► a case of steak instead of plastic this

◼   ► was new information to me i said to the

◼   ► woman is this like new

◼   ► why is this security on a piece of steak

◼   ► and she's like or I think they just get

◼   ► stolen a lot people steal them

◼   ► we had a whole conversation about I

◼   ► brought the underwear without food and

◼   ► she was like saying she thinks take is

◼   ► an easy thing to resell like you could

◼   ► go down to the pub and sell out that not

◼   ► so it's got a good resale value like a

◼   ► steak grain market out there

◼   ► yeah I don't understand how this could

◼   ► possibly be did you know this i mean do

◼   ► you ever bought steak do you have a shop

◼   ► for food i should be shot food shop for

◼   ► food now of course of her i'm not going

◼   ► to a supermarket and shopping for food

◼   ► now I haven't done that in years

◼   ► I can possibly avoid it right every once

◼   ► in awhile i will get sent on errands

◼   ► like a semi autonomous drone to just

◼   ► pick up items that have been

◼   ► photographed so i can visually identify

◼   ► them without having to think about it

◼   ► very much and bring them back

◼   ► I've never roaming up and down as

◼   ► supermarkets with the supermarket car

◼   ► looking at things wondering why the

◼   ► security tags on the steak

◼   ► this is not an activity that I would

◼   ► ever participate if I can possibly avoid

◼   ► it

◼   ► yeah i'm gonna have the uber guy bring

◼   ► me some food or I'm going to have food

◼   ► delivered to my door I'm not going to go

◼   ► to the supermarket and deal with

◼   ► security on the steak sounds like a real

◼   ► hassle

◼   ► it's the first time I've ever bought

◼   ► photos had security on it was new to me

◼   ► obviously moved up in the world are you

◼   ► sure that steak was done dollars are you

◼   ► sure you weren't buying much more

◼   ► expensive steak

◼   ► yeah i didnae Donna wasteful braiding

◼   ► now I gave it to someone else to eat

◼   ► because I knew I wasn't gonna eat it did

◼   ► you resell it

◼   ► it took it down the pub made a tidy

◼   ► profit is like but here's the thing

◼   ► Brady I feel like I have to actually ask

◼   ► if you did resell it because I could

◼   ► totally see that happening

◼   ► I can I shelling is really you can come

◼   ► someone who would want resale stuff i

◼   ► don't understand why you do anything

◼   ► sometimes I've gotta draw here full of

◼   ► every iphone I've never ironed most

◼   ► people and I sell their iphones when

◼   ► they get rid of them

◼   ► I never sell stuff soon be filled with

◼   ► pixels that you on well now it was a bit

◼   ► plasticky to be honest I wasn't very

◼   ► impressed by the feel of it

◼   ► m.phil shape i was disappointed I was up

◼   ► for a tow but it felt cheap

◼   ► starting at brady I'm sorry to hear the

◼   ► security on your steak but i'm going to

◼   ► guess that as security technology gets

◼   ► cheaper going to be security and more

◼   ► food supermarket seems going to be

◼   ► security on ten-dollar bananas this

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◼   ► eh I and half thanks to them for

◼   ► supporting the show you know how I said

◼   ► there were 36 things on my list

◼   ► don't trust to talk about a lot of them

◼   ► were about sport

◼   ► no I had a lot sport on my mind lately

◼   ► and I'm just got no one to talk sport

◼   ► with you know what Brady that is correct

◼   ► you do have no one to talk to for what

◼   ► it really clear and put that card on the

◼   ► table right now which is that you really

◼   ► don't have anyone to dog sport where I'm

◼   ► calling it now grey it's an officially

◼   ► official sports bowl corner it's new

◼   ► it's a new kona I never feel more like

◼   ► you're tolerant wife then when you're

◼   ► talking to me about sports

◼   ► I always feel like i am being the best

◼   ► of friends that I possibly can be

◼   ► I don't know if this can be a regular

◼   ► thing I don't know if I can handle this

◼   ► do you know the being a nice friend and

◼   ► tolerance is all undone the minute you

◼   ► say you're doing it i know but i feel

◼   ► like i have sunk so many hours in my

◼   ► life into listening to you talk about

◼   ► sports

◼   ► I'll tell you what there are 4 items

◼   ► here are now let me just deal with two

◼   ► of them those bottom two can wait for

◼   ► another day because I bottom two are

◼   ► going to take me awhile but let me deal

◼   ► with those two top ones cause they'll be

◼   ► a bit quicker and they're also a little

◼   ► bit more up your alley and you don't

◼   ► actually have to understand either of

◼   ► these sports to appreciate the point i'm

◼   ► wanting to race is so bad at estimating

◼   ► what I'm interested in with this points

◼   ► no no I don't think you'll be interested

◼   ► as such but at least you don't have to

◼   ► talk about like the rules of a game or

◼   ► how the spores played with the rules of

◼   ► the game where the most interesting

◼   ► thing you just literally you're going to

◼   ► talk about people which I couldn't care

◼   ► about less but the abstract rules of how

◼   ► the game works that's the only thing I'm

◼   ► interested in

◼   ► I've been listening Moneyball all day

◼   ► and every time they talk about the

◼   ► people in the sport of like I who cares

◼   ► i can't keep track of any of these

◼   ► people so they get back to the

◼   ► statistics like now I'm interested

◼   ► great do you know who and Demaryius now

◼   ► alright and mary is a Scottish

◼   ► tennis player and he has recently just

◼   ► become the number one tennis player in

◼   ► the world

◼   ► ok he's one of the last two olympics

◼   ► he's 12 Wimbledon titles and after many

◼   ► many many years of a lack of British

◼   ► success he has finally become a great

◼   ► British tennis player

◼   ► ok this is cause much happiness in the

◼   ► UK it's funny he was always considered

◼   ► very Scottish until he started winning

◼   ► lots of stuff and then everyone in

◼   ► England started referring to him more

◼   ► often as British mhm the kind of got

◼   ► adopted as a lot more British once he

◼   ► was a champion

◼   ► anyway that's by-the-by very good tennis

◼   ► player and he's at the height of his

◼   ► game he's the world number one at the

◼   ► moment right in the New Year's Honours

◼   ► List

◼   ► hey

◼   ► hey

◼   ► he was knighted i actually have issues

◼   ► with people being knighted during their

◼   ► sports korea i think this should happen

◼   ► afterwards but because the government

◼   ► likes to use knighthoods as an excuse to

◼   ► increase their popularity they have

◼   ► knighted this guy while he's still

◼   ► playing Lou alright i have no control

◼   ► over that I don't I obviously i don't

◼   ► think they should be doing it now but

◼   ► I've done the two problems I have with

◼   ► it is one I think it sounds silly

◼   ► calling someone so Andy married when his

◼   ► name is Andrew but he still called sir

◼   ► Andy Mary Lou and the other thing that

◼   ► really annoys me is because of weird

◼   ► protocol or whatever reasons all of the

◼   ► media outlets in the UK especially the

◼   ► baby say now feel like they have to call

◼   ► him so Andy marry at every reference so

◼   ► you'll be listening to like the sports

◼   ► update on the radio or the TV to find

◼   ► out the latest results and they'll be

◼   ► saying oh and so Andy Mary bait jeff

◼   ► smith in a game of tennis sir Andy mary

◼   ► has pulled his hamstring sir Andy Mary

◼   ► will be playing in the US open tomorrow

◼   ► and I think it sounds silly when you're

◼   ► just running through sports results in a

◼   ► guy who was just called Mary or Andy

◼   ► marry a week ago is now being called sir

◼   ► Andy Mary and every reference

◼   ► I mean isn't that the whole point of the

◼   ► name is that everybody has to do this

◼   ► little acknowledgement thing

◼   ► no I don't think that's the point of it

◼   ► and a lot of people don't like it he has

◼   ► said like in a column just you know to

◼   ► call me Andy he doesn't want to be like

◼   ► Sandy Mary all the time

◼   ► mmm i mean i know lots of people who

◼   ► were knighted who mr. fancy-pants pretty

◼   ► awful Brady's friends ignited some of my

◼   ► best friends are nights anyway I mean

◼   ► like a i'm not quite sure what you're

◼   ► saying here but if the dude has written

◼   ► some article saying just call him Andy

◼   ► then I think that's that supersedes

◼   ► things like if someone wants to be

◼   ► called Andy instead of Andrew it's like

◼   ► you go along with that and if he's been

◼   ► knighted and he says in when you doing

◼   ► sports rundowns you don't have to call

◼   ► me sir

◼   ► Thank great ok now we're done with this

◼   ► we don't have to actually call him Sir

◼   ► I think they should just drop it then if

◼   ► he's ok with dropping it

◼   ► yeah what could be the possible

◼   ► objection well it's pop there's probably

◼   ► some protocol written in like some beast

◼   ► I'll guide where anyone who was knighted

◼   ► has to be referred to as Sarah in the

◼   ► first reference and they're unwilling to

◼   ► let it go something my question it

◼   ► doesn't sound like a problem with Andy

◼   ► doesn't sound like a problem with the

◼   ► knighthood system sounds like it's a

◼   ► problem with the BBC mara I wasn't a

◼   ► portion blame I was just saying that no

◼   ► it's me then I think the BBC needs to

◼   ► change that style guy that we are

◼   ► referring to a surprising amount of time

◼   ► it's all right now let me give you my

◼   ► other conundrum which I want you to

◼   ► solve for me saying yourself to andy

◼   ► Mary problem

◼   ► ok you have a conundrum that you want me

◼   ► to solve this is the Wayne Rooney

◼   ► problem you know Wayne Rooney is now I

◼   ► don't know when Ramires he's a football

◼   ► he's a soccer player for Manchester

◼   ► United ok for many many years the record

◼   ► number of goals scored by a Manchester

◼   ► United player was by a guy called Bobby

◼   ► Charlton who you won't have heard of

◼   ► butts big deal in England is called 249

◼   ► girls live in manchester united and

◼   ► Wayne Rooney has been closing in on this

◼   ► record and what happened was about two

◼   ► weeks ago he finally scored the goal to

◼   ► equal the record and we had all the was

◼   ► loud as a hero is on all over the

◼   ► newspapers and their specials on TV and

◼   ► it was isn't it brilliant is equal this

◼   ► record at last and then I feel like

◼   ► we're kind of painted into a corner

◼   ► because is a bigger deal to equal the

◼   ► record or break the record because two

◼   ► weeks later he scored another go and he

◼   ► became the highest score out on his own

◼   ► on 250 then he was in all the newspapers

◼   ► and we had all these TV specials and we

◼   ► had all these tributes again and he was

◼   ► lauded as it's great here I folk

◼   ► breaking the record when records were

◼   ► broken when should we be celebrating

◼   ► when the record is equaled or when the

◼   ► record was surpassed well obviously it's

◼   ► when the record is surpassed equaling

◼   ► the record who cares because the person

◼   ► who did it first

◼   ► that's way more impressive right right

◼   ► yeah like doing something first and most

◼   ► very impressive doing the same thing

◼   ► somebody else did before you the same

◼   ► amount not impressive at all so it's

◼   ► obviously after but again I think this

◼   ► is actually the BBC's problem again

◼   ► because if they want to just talk about

◼   ► a thing twice

◼   ► because they have to fill the airwaves

◼   ► with stuff to talk about so you how can

◼   ► we turn one news story into two we can

◼   ► talk about it twice that's how it made

◼   ► them look silly and became a little bit

◼   ► of water on Mars because it was like

◼   ► didn't we celebrate this two weeks ago

◼   ► wasn't he the great hero two weeks ago

◼   ► why is this happening again so my

◼   ► version of this that come across every

◼   ► once awhile in the non sports world

◼   ► which i always find confusing is news

◼   ► stories that talk about it

◼   ► the contents of a speech that have not

◼   ► happened yet

◼   ► yeah something about those things always

◼   ► feel like they fell out of a parallel

◼   ► universe like yeah

◼   ► in a speech that will happen later today

◼   ► the Prime Minister will lay out a policy

◼   ► that has these three points like wait

◼   ► what always happens with budgets as well

◼   ► in the budget to be released tomorrow

◼   ► there will be tax cuts yeah and the

◼   ► other time always happens on christmas

◼   ► day when we were told what the queen or

◼   ► the archbishop is going to say in their

◼   ► message to the world of peace later

◼   ► today the Queen would deliver addressing

◼   ► aging all Britons to hold hands and like

◼   ► whoa hang on I haven't said it yet

◼   ► yeah I find that so strange i remember

◼   ► years ago there was an example of a

◼   ► newsreader in America literally reading

◼   ► a speech that the president was going to

◼   ► give before the speech was given

◼   ► absolutely

◼   ► it feels so wrong I feel like if I was

◼   ► president now I'm not giving you a copy

◼   ► of my speech out of time you'll hear it

◼   ► when I give it I'm with you there

◼   ► I'm with you there I mean I guess the

◼   ► reason they probably do is because this

◼   ► is something that everybody really

◼   ► totally hate that went a little

◼   ► opportunity to be able to change the

◼   ► last second which is kind of what I

◼   ► presume is the reason that they do it

◼   ► out it's about hitting the peak news

◼   ► cycles and stuff isn't you think that's

◼   ► what it and it's about the same thing

◼   ► that happened with the window you go

◼   ► it's about having two parts of the

◼   ► cherry you get a new cycle the day

◼   ► before and a new cycle when they've got

◼   ► the footage of you actually saying it

◼   ► when you get twice the coverage i guess

◼   ► in my mind I was always thinking of it

◼   ► like when you put a video up on patron

◼   ► just for the patron so they could see a

◼   ► little give you a chance that you really

◼   ► have something up like it's not really

◼   ► probably take a temperature

◼   ► yeah exactly like how should I didn't

◼   ► realize that mistake with their let me

◼   ► fix this or like when cgpgrey releases a

◼   ► script a few days before a video asking

◼   ► for people to check his grandma the

◼   ► grammar nazi sneak peek that's exactly

◼   ► right like oh hey look at all these

◼   ► words in my video I hope they're all

◼   ► spelled right

◼   ► there no that's what I always thought it

◼   ► was but i think you're right yeah it's

◼   ► the exact same thing they want to be

◼   ► talked about twice but going back to

◼   ► wayne rooney you would have bit of a

◼   ► conundrum because the day he scores go

◼   ► 249 and he's equal this famous record

◼   ► you can't say nothing about it because

◼   ► it's a bit of an elephant in the room

◼   ► sure you can of course you can see

◼   ► nothing about it why do you have to say

◼   ► something about it like a your i just i

◼   ► live in a world of sports hype wheres

◼   ► the idea of saying nothing is completely

◼   ► foreign to me you're quite right that

◼   ► sorry Wayne Rooney I don't really care

◼   ► about your score until it's bigger and

◼   ► the story good

◼   ► you saw it around for me that's how i'd

◼   ► rather sports news network

◼   ► that's all for sports bar corner until

◼   ► next time we do with a few media subject

◼   ► sauna gonna look forward to it Brady i

◼   ► look forward to it

◼   ► okay Brady many months ago now i think

◼   ► you got me a little present I take me

◼   ► present present that i have with me

◼   ► right now

◼   ► listeners can hear that there's a fully

◼   ► work for you hello hear the dead trees

◼   ► here the dead trays is fully work if I'm

◼   ► using the actual thing I don't know

◼   ► whatever i'm flipping the pages of a

◼   ► book

◼   ► this is what you got me a book called

◼   ► some for details from the after lives by

◼   ► David equal in and I think it's actually

◼   ► came up when we were doing the vote

◼   ► counting you mention this book as an

◼   ► interesting book to read it's made up of

◼   ► very large number of very short stories

◼   ► about what might happen to you in the

◼   ► afterlife like I need two or three pages

◼   ► h1 yeah they're very very short and you

◼   ► sold it to me on like oh I might be

◼   ► interested in this book as a nice little

◼   ► book that you could put by your bedside

◼   ► just read a couple of pages and I

◼   ► accepted graciously and it sat next to

◼   ► my bed for months

◼   ► untouched by human hands can I just

◼   ► clarify before you tell me what you did

◼   ► next was he

◼   ► well you still got us so you haven't

◼   ► burned it's not like a religious book

◼   ► it's not about what really happens in

◼   ► the afterlife just in case people think

◼   ► it's about yeah it's like a fictional

◼   ► book writer some fun speculations it's

◼   ► not thought experiments it's just things

◼   ► to get you think

◼   ► thing about life more than death

◼   ► actually but yeah it's not like you know

◼   ► this is what will happen in heaven or

◼   ► stuff it's not touch financial people

◼   ► it's fiction right that's yeah that's

◼   ► excellent clarification and I was

◼   ► interested in the book because you gave

◼   ► me an interesting description of it you

◼   ► told me something that the basic

◼   ► premises and so I i accepted the gift

◼   ► graciously and then I proceeded not to

◼   ► touch it forever and sort of half forgot

◼   ► about it even though it was literally

◼   ► the only thing on the dress that was

◼   ► mine it was more of a problem

◼   ► yeah exactly well one of the reasons i

◼   ► gave it to you besides thinking that you

◼   ► would like the contents and I wanted to

◼   ► talk to you about the contents of the

◼   ► book I mean I know you don't like paper

◼   ► books and but i actually thought you

◼   ► would want this book as an object it's

◼   ► actually quite an attractive book it's

◼   ► small and thin as sort of black and I

◼   ► thought if there was ever a book you're

◼   ► going to like the look of and accept

◼   ► into your object lighthouse it might be

◼   ► this book i love that this is something

◼   ► that crosses your mind you're looking at

◼   ► work and trying to think

◼   ► will this be accepted into the great

◼   ► household it's quite modest you know

◼   ► it's not gaudy or colorful and not big

◼   ► and fat it looks cool it looks like

◼   ► something you would carry around with

◼   ► you and I mean it looks like a kindle

◼   ► and actually is not much bigger than a

◼   ► kindle itself yes that is correct

◼   ► yeah but so went untouched for a long

◼   ► time and then finally last night for

◼   ► some reason I felt motivated to give it

◼   ► a shot and I've read through perhaps the

◼   ► first twenty-five percent maybe a third

◼   ► of this book and I have some pop trading

◼   ► account white okay first of all we have

◼   ► to talk about the physical paper nests

◼   ► of this book

◼   ► mhm because I've got my copy here too by

◼   ► the way okay go

◼   ► there's someplace out there we go very

◼   ► nice I was trying to think it has been

◼   ► maybe five years since i have read a

◼   ► physical book made of paper

◼   ► hmm it might possibly be longer than

◼   ► that but I'm pretty confident that it

◼   ► has been five years and i have to say

◼   ► when I decided like oh let me pick this

◼   ► up let me give this a try