Roderick on the Line

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00:00:12 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► hi marilyn is going it's going good how [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► are you going I'm pretty I'm pretty good [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► i have to sound a little hoarse [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► oh well don't sound a little lady horse [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► boo a little pony throat you don't you [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► don't sound good you sound horse and a [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► little horse I think have you been what [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► have you been doing been eating cats [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► just the dead ones see that will make [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► your horse [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► um I was out kind of late last night no [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► you were party and I know how many party [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► how many subway sandwiches did you have [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► you'll have to ask that already 2am [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► subway so no now I had a steak like a [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► gentleman [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► oh that's nice late staker at least it [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► was a medium medium times take it was [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► this pretty good pretty good [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► yeah it's funny you um actually talk [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► about the internet you post something on [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► the internet not too long ago the house [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► inspired a whole new revolution in [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► people's minds yeah now people dressing [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► up like steaks steaks and her what did I [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► say on the internet that anybody cared [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► well it was in a very short format you [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► recently said something along the lines [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► of my health I catch my keyboard [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► he said something along the lines of the [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► the big difference in quality is not [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► between a cheat meal and a costly meal [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► is a difference in quality between a [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► good fifteen dollar meal and a bad $15 [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► meal that's right yeah I believe that [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► what would I hope I hope it isn't [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► selling I'm pandering to say this I [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► think there's like maybe 12 wise things [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► in that well it's one of the interesting [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► things about economics right it's the [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► thing that that economics cannot account [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► for is why is this $15 meal in this town [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► the most amazing meal I've ever had and [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► this $15 meal across the street is like [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► it's like eating fresh abortion is it [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► locally sourced how its kind of possible [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► that's from that he remember [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► mother Catherine's uh school for dirty [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► girls fresh every Tuesday well there's a [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► guy in a chef's hat just waiting out [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► back for another cosmic fire that you'll [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► be better now they're the ones better [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► this way [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► that's terrible we just lost the [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► thousand followers sorry domine domine [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► domine we I i have well I i think that [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► was I think you know but portion talk [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► aside and that riders could be a [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► different show [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► I don't think we should get ahead of [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► ourselves we are i think that was very [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► smart and there's two parts in [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► particular that I think very smart first [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► of all you did something probably a [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► Greek name for eating but you took a [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► u-turn it i turned it i just did I put a [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► little twist in it [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah that there's a protected [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► portion is that what that's called a [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► torque what do they call that we had the [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► twisty twisty us who i was reading about [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► the World's Strongest Man this week and [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► they say that there's a big difference [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► you know you could be a little bit [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► strong and be really strong but there's [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► some kind of that someone going to some [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► scientific jargon for a minute so [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► forgive me [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► alright there's some kind of scientific [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► excitability and your muscle parts that [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► allows them to quickly like like AG like [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► a great [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► like what like a bunch of Panzers you [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► get them all going the same direction at [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► the same time and you can do like this [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► guy does and lift an SUV seven times [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► he's extraordinary the first time you [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► ever you know what I bet you a whole [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► bunch of pansies all going in the same [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► direction could do better than just lift [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► an SUV a couple of times 7 times John [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► seven still I think Panzers up with the [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► with the applying the right amount of [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► force to a group of Panzers this seems [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► if you'll forgive my saying a little [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► fast I'll i think if you get 7 pans in [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► all fairness you should have seven super [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► strong guys I'm mm I don't know I'm you [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► know it's your show [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► I think about being the strongest man in [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► the world is it something that's always [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► you know you can never rest [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► you know what I mean like you can't be [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► the strongest man in the world for 15 [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► years there's no overtimes exactly [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► people are always taking and picking a [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► fight they like pick up my SUV and he's [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► like can I just enjoy a meal with my [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► family [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► that's right I'm here I'm here I'm [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► eating here I came out wrong man bought [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► out by lift up the fucking part of [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► abortions i get i see it being much more [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► difficult to navigate the net if it was [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► just drunk guys in bars that went to [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► fight you you can handle it [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► in this case it's like it is a suburban [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► dad [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► he's got like a two-year-old Vanek not [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► even advantage and maybe he's got a [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► dodger for their scarves got an era [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► start you live in a living aerostar I [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► look than aerostar for a while there to [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► start the proprietary electronic service [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► for the fan aerostar is a van I think [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► there might be a proprietary electronic [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► service also called aerostar it it has [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► two great it has two great words within [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► arrow meaning air and star meaning star [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► I learned a great thing yesterday star [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► is that it's not super good i was [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► reading about the zenith Space Command [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► that the first i was reading the sign [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► every gadget blog site you know Space [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► Command work there [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► the enemies of GI Joe and his friends [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► that's right i think Josh design them [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► see that Xena space they're based in [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► Brooklyn [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► oh don't know diaper mhm but it's [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► actually bushwick they stay just it's [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► just look at the 1i this little color [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► east williamsburg haha oh that's cool [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► just wasn't Xena Space Command i have to [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► agree this was the first guy kind of [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► popular consumer of control [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► oh and i read it it made a big huge loud [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► click when you touched it and all [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► interview was a go up in the channels at [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► no other control anyway when you were [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► like us and you had four channels that's [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► not so big a deal [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► ok actually just 11 13 4 7 11 13 and [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► change and stick so I could still [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► observe my mother's demand that I not [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► sit in front of the idiot box [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► uh-huh so I be just slightly away from [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► the idiot box and I have the [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► head-turning stick like this Kelly got a [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► helper monkey that was expressed as a [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► lot click I remember these when you [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► people had these old people hang on to [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► these TVs from the giant console TVs you [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► don't have a record player in it and [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► stuff [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► sure a record player on one side and [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► then I'll bar maybe a wet bar the shaped [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► like a globe on the other side minstrel [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► show it was amazing and so yeah I think [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► the big clique is what you hear [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► but then there's like an I don't say [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► ultrasonic i'm not a scientist but then [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► there's like a very a pitch that the TV [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► picks up is pretty primitive but not [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► like they said in the stupid article [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► like how great [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► that for a name that you just don't hear [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► names like Xena Space Command anymore [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► enough space command [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► yeah pretty good name [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► I like it a lot I got away from muscles [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► and don't give me one good reason why I [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► shouldn't buy a white Trans Am that too [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► was the one that you were is it really [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► white it looks like it's very like a [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► light silver is that really white [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► I think it's a white Trans Am Wow and [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► does it come with the very front plate [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► bone you think that might be the [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► proprietary I think the vanity plate [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► like it the guys gonna keep the vanity [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► or or maybe that's maybe just maybe [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► that's just something he slapped on [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► there because of that weird craigslist [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► thing where people are afraid people [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► that let if you see their license plate [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► you're going to steal their identity [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► have you noticed this on craigslist not [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► noticing it right this second because he [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► looks like he's photoshop to gray out [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► his electric meter yeah people people [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► did you know that it's got a cap on it [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► now people fog out the weirdest stuff on [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► craigslist look up somebody's gonna [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► steal my identity they can see like my [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► electric meter remember when that [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► started it was a very famous thing that [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► happened in the early days of ebay that [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► was one of the first thing I hope the [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► guy was selling a soul silver electrode [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► electronics and he kept taking pictures [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► of it and only later did people realize [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► that he could see his direction in the [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► yeah by that i mean there's so there's [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► only so much you can subscribe to the [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► parallax effect was a very very heavy [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► man i don't know if it is the concave [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► nature of a pot that he he was good and [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► obvious that he was it was really just [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► altogether [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► yeah okay yes I should've read further [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► on this John sent me something earlier [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► today [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► it sounds to me like you I don't see why [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► don't we might steal it out from under [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► so we have I too many details right but [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► let's let's just say that somewhere out [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► there maybe and apparently white Burt [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► Reynolds looking Trans Am 1977 pontiac [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► trans am and it's got a rebuilt 400 [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► motor senior it make it very searchable [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► national silver silver of firebird on [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► the outlook so heavy [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► it's very happy yeah we're on ya [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► catalina and it was heavy yeah yeah [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► what year oh my gosh pontiac catalina I [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► what we have is really ugly green color [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► i could probably find it was really [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► going on and i'm guessing what you're [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► right i found out i was writing [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► something about my late father and X and [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► a nice memory I have of being in that [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► car and so we don't actually do some [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► research i could probably get up in [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► other sites we can find out all kinds of [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► stuff for the very like my my cousin [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► vinny stuff about exactly what was [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► available on certain cars [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► oh because I got it this guy's a [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► scoundrel like you could find out this [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► is actually his his electric meter now [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► this seems that seems right [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► this car seems right i mean that [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► everybody's long you trust people in [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► everett in general ever it is not a [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► place you can trust people [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► everett washington is is the home of [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► what we used to be the home of the USS [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► Abraham Lincoln and all of its crew who [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► I think the Lincoln has rotated out and [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► now they have like a the US says I don't [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► know maybe the new minutes is up there [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► but whatever reason it's it's a navy [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► town it's full of sailors and i'm [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► guessing that is who owns this white 77 [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► Trans Am [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► yeah but the lessons but this bone but [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► what do you think way to get rejected [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► when he was there at the store and [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► looking at license plates [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► what do you have there once he's looked [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► at and a little pussy or there anything [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► looked at every point now I don't know [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► if I can live up to you know rabbi jack [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► or something you know I bet you he went [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► in there looking for bone me and he [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► found bone yeah I don't think he had a [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► list i think he had he was like bone [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► isn't yet is a suggestion [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► well it's not the thing is it's not a [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► real license plate it just says USA on [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► the top and then bone so it's like a [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► front plate in a state where you're not [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► required to have plates on the front [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► that's where i would always get in ohio [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► you didn't have to have that either [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► yeah i think i think this is the type of [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► thing where if you are if you're a [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► runaway and you are sitting on your [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► suitcase in front of a motel in the [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► morning [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► uh-huh you can't you is you can't afford [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► bus fare and there's a and there's a [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► white Trans Am or so depressed [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► and that's the vanity plates all do ya [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► has a runaway does this look like an [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► opportunity to you or does this look [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► like a potential three pairs on which [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► thin lizzy song is playing with the boys [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► are back in town i'm going to think [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► twice and maybe stay on the suitcase [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► again whiskey in the jar i might have [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► been [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► wow yeah you know what you just you just [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► convinced it pretty well [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► well i got the top of my head but like I [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► really like that version of whiskey in [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► the jar is very creative i mean if i [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► mean i guess some people are familiar [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► with metallica version via thin lizzy [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► but i was also familiar with it's an old [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► folk song it's a widely heavily covered [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► you know folk song with women [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► I'm sorry please go ahead i'm looking [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► more closely at this and I can I I have [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► so much to say about this and I'm [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► holding it back to you if you look in at [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► the cockpit photograph how many pink [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► christmas tree r fresheners does he have [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► hanging from his stereo knob can you [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► count them all I didn't call you have to [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► look at the other ones yet haha she [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► shows you [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► oh he's got little trees how many trees [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► it's hard to tell on this monitor i see [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► at least two now I'm seeing more i'm [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► seeing three possibly four now if you [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► need if you need three possibly four [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► pink right season one you mean he's got [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► four air fresheners in his car and [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► always got some some one of his [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► colleagues that some japanese anal beads [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► hanging precariously mukhang show [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► yeah he does he has anal beads hanging [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► from his rearview mirror but you know [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► you have to expect with the light with [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► the vanity plate bone is going to be [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► your operator does what it says on the [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► tin [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► it's the Christmas tree air fresheners [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► that are freaking me out because I don't [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► know what flavor pink is but i'm [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► guessing it's like venir hasta and I [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► think it's barry i was very into the [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► green was down in this guy's defense and [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► I haven't met this guy at all i don't [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► have been everything I must tell you [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► that in my and my in 1970 volkswagen bus [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► i would accumulate those that you do [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► like some people have garters or or [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► restraining orders and i would let my [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► green trees [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► did you get it did you also hang the [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► tassel from your cap at graduation human [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► teen I think I [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► I think you live down 85 exactly green [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► tassel oh my god green and yellow nobody [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► look good in our colors it tests your [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► high school colors red green and yellow [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► and I never envied green and yellow you [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► know what we have so much to talk about [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► in this ad and I i we obviously we have [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► a lot of things to cover here as well so [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► it is an automatic the right that's [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► sweet [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► well that era they they stop putting [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► manual transmissions and continued at us [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► to stick to like the ladies off the side [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► of the but the problem is can you should [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► you legitimately put a child safety seat [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► in a Trans Am like this i think I'd [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► jected like a bad kidney and and it's [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► not like your dad [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► yeah I'm afraid it's because the Arizona [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► but raising arizona type of situation [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► where i would just be out of something [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► bad would happen did you just call me [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► damn it all the time actually literally [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► cutting that out the way 1337 I got that [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► a couple of this out [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► don't talk anymore on ah now i'm gonna [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► leave in fuck you [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► the are the off button okay so okay [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► dance your question there's several [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► things about this that we need to talk [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► about obviously obviously there are no [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► there are no airbags in a car like this [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► they're going up there are no safety [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► features of any kind i think it actually [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► shoots a falling-out you well when you [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► when you get into a crash [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► it's like a cat of nine tail starts [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► poking around inside to get doing good [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► doing good doing around and here's [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► together several things to point out i [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► don't like to bring up a sore memory for [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► you but you remember what happened like [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► that time when you called me damn a few [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► minutes ago [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► as with the bluing problem on your [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► father's gun if I'm right right right i [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► want to point out a few things about [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► this i think the anal beads on the [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► wu-tang clan symbol are not original I [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► think the trees are aftermarket no way [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► did you get that particular shitty [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► eighties cassette deck on this and what [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► is the deal with the prismatic [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► background on the dash control area if [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► you don't know that's just docstoc what [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► I call what they call that in features [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► do you think that is called the metal [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► great finish or metal plated is what [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► they call it i mean obviously it's a [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► sticker but they could cause a pretty [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► badass lookin thicker it is its present [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► have a feeling that everyone to disney [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► properties but it [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► kind of Tomorrowland feeling in the [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► future your car will be shiny inside [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► zenith Space Command yes that's what it [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► says and then that you got what else you [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► got the trees an American car won't [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► smell you got I what else we got here I [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► don't know John I think you should go [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► and tender and offer heavy decocking [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► condom wrappers on the passenger side [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► floor he i think he went out [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► specifically bought a bottle of armor [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► all are maracas this I would slide right [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► off the seats that's just way too shiny [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► for me he has armor all the hell out of [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► this thing that you do when you put when [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► you put your daughter's child seat in [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► the back of this extremely dangerous [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► vehicle [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► yeah i would i would maybe scuff it up a [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► little bit break out break in the seats [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► look I'm saying I mean maybe doing there [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► maybe Denise and paper because every [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► time you hit the highway you gotta spin [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► the tires you gotta kick dirt up you [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► have to there's a lot of responsibility [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► of owning a car like this i think it [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► brings expectations either that or I i [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► found this the the last time I owned a [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► motor vehicle with a very large engine [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► can intimidate one of those engines that [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► sounds intimidating but you don't even [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► have to see the the vehicle you just [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► hear it like little doob doob tube one [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► of those cars but it's a very very [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► satisfying feeling to have a car that [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► makes that sound because when you roll [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► onto someone street if they're expecting [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► you to arrive but they hear that sound [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► before they see you and it's everywhere [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► you go you're just sort of blanketing [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► the world with your like power [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► yeah but in any case I hate you a lot [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► sooner than other people do you know [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► here comes that guy but when I owned [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► that car I realized that I no longer [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► needed to drive fast but in fact the [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► real power move was to drive incredibly [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► slow and everywhere I went I just [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► basically drove that idle speed do but [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► the car with this it just butter along [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► with 15 miles an hour and and everybody [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► else on the road was like too afraid to [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► honk it was a great life and the people [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► at the funny part is it wasn't like you [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► can just gave people like some idiots [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► and bald middle-aged guy starting is [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► Harley [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► it's like in this case you're just [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► plugging along looking at people a [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► little bit too long and they're going [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► could you please drive a little tense up [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► and I would sit way down there by care [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► car seat is so my nose was just on the [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► novel digging to do I look like an R [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► crumb drawing of something big nose [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► picking out the window [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► here's my thing the the first of all a [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► yes you should go and look at this maybe [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► bring a mechanical or someone pretending [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► to bring jason hasn't pretend to be a [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► mechanic see if this guy freaks right [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► and then if you buy this and I think he [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► should he's got an oboe on here it says [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► a it's just as 1600 OBO so you might be [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► able to talk him down interesting trade [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► maybe I'm just saying I think you can [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► bring the product i see what the price [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► was no okay i think you could probably [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► talk about just a little [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► it depends on the condition that net oh [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► and it and then be here's my promise to [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► you if you if you send me proof that you [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► have bought this from him getting slip [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► as they say i would literally I will [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► literally buy you a copy of jail break [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► today on cassette Wow or jailbreak [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► jailbreak right with spanish are pretty [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► sure that is a cassette player you're [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► what does eighties knobs gonna tell my [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► iron maiden cassettes out of my and my [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► gym bag they're saying you have photo of [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► the melted highway to hell [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► cassette that I found in our garage I [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► don't think so but my friend when I've [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► already said too much [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► ok now i have a friend who's a good [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► friend you know him or you know of him [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► an artist he is making a coffee table [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► book of certain kind of cassette it's [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► going to be very beautiful I've already [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► said you have a certain is that there's [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► somebody right now right racing out to [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► get a tumbler of the of this idea and [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► then I I want you to stop doing that [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► whoever you are [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► huh it's my friends idea sake a [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► cassettes lucky a cassettes think the [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► others are the last thing I'm going to [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► say about this Craigslist ad but he has [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► made the classic error of saying too [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► much to list but he did not put two [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► letter O's in the first two so it so it [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► looks like so much to list made a [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► classic craigslist spelling error which [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► makes me think that I can really trust [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► I can really try but I'm not only can I [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► trust this guy because he's a real [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► American but i can also like chip him [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► down on the price because he's a dummy [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► we should offer to help with his [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► comments to let you know what this is [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► not a common worrying car this is we put [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► your comment worries behind you get down [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► you put the fucking sit-down you drive [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► like a gentleman you jam out to a little [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► bit of fill in it drive like a gentleman [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► and then perhaps Sally Field is a is [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► standing on the side of the road in a [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► wedding dress she's so it's me she's [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► like Audrey Hepburn or maybe like Diana [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► Rigg where she's all different kinds of [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► pretty [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► yeah you know you mean Sally Field [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► you're selling oh you know she you know [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► who's like you don't really feel young [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► valerie bertinelli young is that right [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► well I always equated the 2i thought [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► they have the same kind of cute as a bug [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► pneus over to another cute as a bug i am [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► yeah I I you know I'm talking about this [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► you're not going to talk about Sally [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► Field i'm stuck at talk about this it's [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► awkward [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► is it all because you're married no no [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► just because you know I'm because you're [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► a feminist ridiculous wonder that's not [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► fun all that's not a dickless wonder i [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► have to admit that I i have been [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► reassessing my feelings about scarlett [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► johansson and it's getting complicated [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► really [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► oh I think she might be pretty [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► attractive she's a very attractive young [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► when she sees kind of the same [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► attractive but like you know even if you [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► watch her when she was like practically [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► a kid in that you know don't want [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► anybody me [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► yeah sure anyway I stand corrected I'm [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► gonna have to buy you a different [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► thought whiskey in the jar wouldn't [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► listen would you would you in order to [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► make good on my error and I promise I'm [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► gonna send you if i can find it i will [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► send you jailbreak on his cassette and I [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► also send you some like old greatest [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► hits [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► if you like or best of of Thin Lizzy if [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► you buy this [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► that's only for today but for today [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► that's it today our way you know there's [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► a lot of tumult in in in thin lizzy yeah [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► i know they had a lot of trouble but it [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► was that it was the times [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► well and you know it's another one of [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► those things where they went in 4G item [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► and every this a long time ago so i am [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► just getting this now but I think [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► there's a lot of brian robertson you [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► know who is one big guys in the band he [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► wasn't getting the credit anymore [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► yeah it was a you know how did he die [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► with the drink was a heroin guy drew [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► but you know there weren't any big guys [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► in thin lizzy they were all they were [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► all five foot six is that right well [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► that's how that is how they they chose [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► rock stars in that era Rogers dollar [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► budget reasons like cheesy and is the [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► height thing they had to get you had to [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► be smaller than this then this yardstick [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► to ride this ride is super interesting [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► maybe the dressing rooms were like three [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► quarter sized like jello I think yeah I [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► think it was a it was before it was [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► before that era in America when everyone [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► was eating macaroni and cheese and tab [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► and drinking there and becoming like [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► super large like people of the future [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► but there were still a lot of people [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► from the past who didn't have access to [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► the vitamins that were in macaroni and [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► cheese and tab and they were small [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► people they were they were if they were [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► maybe immigrant people that were that [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► were from countries where they didn't [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► have vitamins [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► mhm and so things were scaled [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► differently cars were smaller just [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► before you go anywhere you have roads [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► used to be narrower I don't know draw it [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► was crazy to me is how narrow like our [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► garage door is given then it was built [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► in the twenties [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► yeah it's insanity know you fit a car [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► into that thing [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► well first of all you have to have a [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► volkswagen jetta this is the volkswagen [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► jetta is perfectly nice [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► it's designed to be the same size as a [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► Model T you know it's nice John is if [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► you have come here want to get in our [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► garage can take the great part is good [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► this is such a is a very wide cars has a [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► wider than normal wheelbase on the 77 [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► Trans Am is that correct [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► it's pretty it's pretty much failed [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► chemistry its wide in order to to [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► maintain stability at high speeds yes [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► who are the good part is for you to get [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► the india garage you have to go real [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► slow the plane did is it in my [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► neighborhood like i would i would be not [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► even the 15th most intimidating vehicle [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► on the street just right around my house [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► because everybody down here is driving a [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► villain car also idea what's that what's [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► a villain card [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► well the the classic modern villain car [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► is the is the the the chrysler 300 the [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► the new like gangster car you know the [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► chrysler 300 you know the car i'm [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► talking about gonna know in a second [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► the chrysler 300 is the new it's the new [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► it's a new gangster car [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► and you can customize in irvine oh I see [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► yes yes but there's a guy around the [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► corner that owns a ford ranchero like an [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► early seventies ranchero that's all [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► rusty and he doesn't even have a muffler [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► and the guy next to me has a hat like [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► having the Patrick the guy that comes [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► out everyone's well and she's got in the [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► air [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► he's got one of those dodge pickup [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► trucks like a ram pickup truck that's [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► that yet you need a step ladder to climb [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► into it and like everything everywhere I [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► look around here there's I mean the only [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► thing we don't have is like a toyota [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► pickup with a machine gun matter but if [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► i have the Wi-Fi and a white Trans Am [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► who I would go back to the top of the [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► pile in this in this neighborhood I used [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► to be on the top of the pile because i [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► had six cars parked out in front of my [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► house and everybody knew I was a player [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► but I gave some of those cars to the to [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► the people to train capuchin monkeys to [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► help disabled people and now I've fallen [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► in my neighbor's the seed I'm just I'm [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► just a guy with a guy with cars but [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► Islam but yeah I was the kind of like [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► six cars out front [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► some of them were covered some of them [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► were on bar none that were covered [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► they were all covered with pine needles [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► were the raccoons living it all growing [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► in the rubber rankings will totally live [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► in a car you know that right [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► you know the other day I was sitting in [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► my kitchen I was actually standing in my [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► kitchen there's no place to sit in my [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► kitchen [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► I'm standing my kitchen window and look [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► out the window and here comes a raccoon [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► and it's the middle of the day which is [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► not this is not customary for a raccoon [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► to walk through yard in the middle of [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► the day she's just right out in the open [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► to and I'm like hmm that's unusual what [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► are you doing [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► and then I see trailing behind her is a [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► little baby record and so i'm watching [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► them and then there's a second baby [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► raccoon [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► and they're so the moments like [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► three-quarters of the way across my yard [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► by this point and then there's a third [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► baby raccoon and the third raccoon is [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► like he's sniffing his little nose and [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► every dandylion he's taking his sweet [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► time [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► burbling across the yard mom's all the [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► way halfway across the yard the the [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► first records right behind her first [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► baby is right behind her [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► the second one is kind of you know [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► loping along but this third one [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► he's a real dreamer this guy and he's [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► sniffing and he's looking and then [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► there's a fourth baby raccoon and the [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► fourth work record and he's a real this [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► this once he's a real rebel this one's a [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► poet [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► you know what I mean like he's he's [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► looking in overturned coffee cans he is [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► he's fully a hundred feet behind this [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► mom you can guess which one you [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► identified with so I watch these [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► raccoons loping across my yard in the [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► middle of the day and of course I say [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► this cannot stand [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► I cannot allow this it it broke the [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► uneasy daytime so I race out the front [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► door and the mother raccoon had to make [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► a choice because the the two lopers were [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► far enough behind her that I was coming [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► out the front door and I was going to [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► get in between them and so she made some [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► raccoon sound and all the baby's turned [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► and ran up my catalpa tree but she [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► stayed on the ground 0 so and she ran [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► she kind of went back and got in a [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► position where she was between me and [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► and the bar he deliberately went instead [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► between a mother raccoon interlopers why [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► didn't get right in between but I wanted [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► to I wanted to press this issue i wanted [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► to teach you want to have flanking [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► maneuver I wanted to teach those loping [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► raccoons that there are consequences to [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► be a poet [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► are you always finding great articles on [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► the web you'd love to read but just [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► don't have the time [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► instapaper saves webpages for reading [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► later for ipad iphone android kindle you [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► can read when you're waiting on line [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► riding the bus eating breakfast or lying [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► in bed you can even read offline great [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► for when you're on a plane or the subway [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► and don't have an internet connection [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► pages are shown without clutter or [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► distractions you can adjust the text to [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► a comfortable size and font and much [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► more read more and read better by [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► reading later with instapaper get it now [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► instapaper com or search for instapaper [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► in the app store and I wanted to have [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► mother record to recognize that she had [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► she had lost control of the situation [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► and let's make this little mini it [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► this is gonna be a learning experience [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► for everybody so I got out in the yard [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► and she's out but she's by the barn and [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► she's got a very concerned look on her [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► face and the babies are all up the tree [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► and I don't know if you have much [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► experience watching raccoons hide in a [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► tree where they hide in place you can [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► sit real still [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► yeah they watch the raccoons go up to my [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► daughter and I have tried to like the [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► records in that park across the street [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► they go straight up a tree I know [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► exactly where they live and even when [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► they're staring at me I still can't see [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► them and they don't exactly [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► yeah they make the grab onto the tree [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► and they just kind of turn their bodies [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► in such a way that they become part of [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► the tree and you can be looking at them [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► and they'll just disappear like a [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► Cheshire cat but in any case these baby [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► reckons they understood the concept of [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► this but they had they have not learned [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► exactly how to do it so all four member [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► up kind of right where a raccoon would [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► go to hide in the crook of a branch or [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► whatever and made kind of try and hide [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► but they are there plainly visible [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► they're not fooling me [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► rookie and after a few after a few [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► minutes of being in the tree they can't [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► resist starting to play with each other [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► and try not to each other out of the [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► tree and and they start roughhousing in [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► the tree so the mom is over here the [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► babies are in the tree i'm in between [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► and I sat down on the grass and I [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► started to explain in a very calm voice [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► to the mother that i was i would had no [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► and I had no evil plan [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► no yeah I'm merely here to teach kinda [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► said listen this is all going to turn [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► out okay this is just a moment of [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► anxiety in your life but I'm gonna sit [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► here I'm going to look at your babies [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► because it's fun i'm gonna look at these [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► four baby records in the tree i'm gonna [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► watch him i'm gonna have fun doing it [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► I'm trying to keep talking to you in a [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► calm voice near fine and I'm fine and [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► they're fine and so we spent about 20 [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► minutes with her like and you know she's [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► nursing right she's got hurt her little [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► teats or Angeles our pendulum and she [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► she she never relaxed i wouldn't say but [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► she sheep calm down to the point where [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► she was like okay this is not an attack [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► scenario he's sitting in the grass but [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► it's still not a very cool scene and the [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► babies were just having the time of [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► their life by this point climate all [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► around the tree was slap boxing each [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► other and after a while I realized okay [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► I have I have I think I've made my point [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► raccoons are welcome here in my yard but [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► there needs to be order there need to be [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► some rules and so I said to her I'm [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► going to get out of your way I'm going [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► to stay here in the yard but I'm gonna [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► get I'm gonna get out of your [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► out-of-the-way of the scene and so I [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► backed up and I sat down in the grass a [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► little bit further and she made this [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► imperceptible sound and all for the [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► raccoon babies who had you know been [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► like often their world when they weren't [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► they weren't looking at her they were [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► they were kind of looking at me but they [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► were really just goofing around in the [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► tree all of a sudden their ears all went [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► up and one by one they went face-first [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► down the down the trunk in a very [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► orderly line and then the parade went [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► off over the fence and behind the barn [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► it was a very nice very nice moment and [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► I feel like those you know those [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► raccoons that were a little dreamy if [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► they still have their dreams [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► there's some there's so many lessons in [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► that yeah normal checkup [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► they still please don't have their [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► dreams it's hard when you're it's hard [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► when your parents they're gonna think [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► they're gonna suck it up when they look [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► when they're moving during day when [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► they're moving when they're when they're [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► cross country during the daytime this is [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► something i'm going to teach my daughter [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► when we are moving cross-country during [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► the day [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► you suck it up you get on my heels go [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► grab a symmetry [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► that's right you're not you're not [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► sniffing in coffee cans look what I want [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► your eyes on I want your eyes on my [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► shoelaces where noted syrena's you too [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► honey 2 right here much okay let's make [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► this happen to boom and you lay low to [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► do that thing where like stupid run [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► really fast like you're like there's a [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► sniper how do you move around during the [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► day if you can say did you get you [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► getting your transaction and just Layla [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► I mean that's a very loud vehicle is [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► plain sight as I look when I'm on foot [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► during the day I hug hug the wall that's [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► smart [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► yeah but when i'm in the car during the [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► day no no you hide in plain sight where [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► the guy with you're the guy who's motor [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► is saying you'll get your chance you [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► could look away who I'm like yeah i'm [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► looking at you still [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► i'm driving by real slow i'm still [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► looking at you amazing part is you know [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► there's there are so many people in your [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► neighborhood were so busy with the [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► chrysler 300 they would not take the [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► time to sit down and explain something [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► to mother record and then teach a lesson [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► to the the record public babies but it [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► is it's amazing to me that not only can [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► you can share that wisdom just vocally I [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► don't know the reason my bullets or [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► specific book was the vocalizations that [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► they needed this with LC I was I was I [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► was speaking to her in this voice is [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► very calming very calm i was like i do i [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► I recognize right now that i am in [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► between a mother raccoon her baby so and [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► that is not [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► that is not strictly advisable it is not [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► something I would tell a ten-year-old to [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► do but I feel like in the in this [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► situation my calm talking is going to [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► make everything happen according to plan [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► you and you give her something to think [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► about you know it's it's a it's a lesson [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► but it's something when she scurries [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► back up her own net to help the trees [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► that i pronounce it cal points out the [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► top but the cut [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► ok when she goes Harper tree and they [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► say she'll have a minute [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► yes the exercises put the poet's to bed [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► she'll have some time to think a little [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► bit and reflect [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► yeah sure you know what I want her to [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► think about what she was thinking about [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► the next fence she was thinking about [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► how to get across the street and she [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► wasn't thinking about that last part [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► baby she was she was she was future for [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► you wanted thinking about that previous [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► fence and the space in between two she [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► was blown right through there like it's [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► normal [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► well I want everybody in my neighborhood [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► raccoons and crows included to recognize [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► that the area within my fence is a [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► special zone you're eating you made it [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► into remember correctly and if you're [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► finished did you actually make a white [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► picket fence yourself you all I picket [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► fence in the front which is a which is [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► kind of a Trojan horse like white picket [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► fences very inviting it makes the house [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► look very like friendly to the street [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► it says the person who lives here is a [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► safe person here like an urban [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► gingerbread house a little gingerbread [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► that's right and then every other fence [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► in my house is booby-trapped [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► oh no all the other thing as different [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► booby traps [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► Oh hundred percent use electricity for [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► everything that foxes are going to get [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► your hands [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► yeah they're gonna figure that out there [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► they're wily and records are really [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► smart and they're really heavy [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► there's a lot of there's a lot that you [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► can do a lot of damage they've just [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► discovered our compost can outside you [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► know San Francisco so you get a compost [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► thing right and and and so now every [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► night we can hear them they figured out [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► how to knock it over [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► I don't know it's looking for 12 years [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► and I never had this until like this [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► week so maybe this is one of those crows [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► thanks John maybe the words gonna spread [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► and and you know and you know I get [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► let's take this to the hundredth monkey [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► level you want to open your scallop be [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► thrown off the cliff right in this [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► instance this [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► be a raccoon and I don't know if they're [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► loners obviously the poet probably spend [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► a lot of time masturbating and you know [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► and reading kowski but she goes out and [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► talks to other raccoons [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► hey that's going to save you the trouble [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► of having to do that again it becomes [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► kind of reckon folk wisdom that she's [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► been able to share it maybe as far as [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► ever it maybe nobody's ever going to go [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► into that transition because they [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► understand that there's an implied fence [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► here's the thing about raccoons who if [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► you can see ya reckon there are four [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► raccoons can't see [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► oh ok that there are always our records [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► then you said like we're like roaches [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► are businesspeople right although i [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► would never characterized right but I [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► have the utmost respect for raccoons and [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► i would put roaches and business people [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► in a separate class i'm gonna come back [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► to that I want to feel my butt raccoons [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► and crows I feel are very similar to one [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► another in the sense that there they are [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► territorial but they also also travel in [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► groups and and they're thinking ahead in [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► most cases and I think this this mother [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► record and her babies are all going to [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► be now forward thinking they're all [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► they're always going to have 1i looking [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► out who you know what I mean I reckon so [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► you know like Chris like any of these [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► like a la it's like how how I find [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► myself attracted to a certain kind of [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► superhero like I'm not that into a [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► superhero that's just wrong it's just [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► fast it's just wiley I like the [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► combination and in this case your it's [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► kind of like you got the strength of the [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► hall right you got the wildness of [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► somebody's not the Hulk in if you want [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► to start a little bit of sarcasm in a [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► superhero and I was absolutely [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► I I you know what bordering on cockiness [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► mhm you know maybe you fall down but you [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► get back out now how seriously taking [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► this car thing that's some trouble wombo [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► realism right there [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► um here's the thing i'm sorry for you [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► say that what if i could say roughly now [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► and now I don't want again I don't want [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► to bring up an old wound if you can do [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► that but did that your van blew up a [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► while back is that correct oh yeah i'm [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► still devastated shame of it smells like [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► fart anywhere near though no no another [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► actually cleaned out all the parts and [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► they're using it to transport Capuchin [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► helper monkey somewhere [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► wow you're my helper monkey people [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► that's full of monkeys right was it [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► but it wasn't burnt on the front part [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► was that I was it like the engine seized [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► up or what happened [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► no it was a it was a situation where at [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► 300,000 miles the the for transmission [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► just ate itself that's a goddamn shame [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► that's it that's all you got out of it [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► yeah I know right and the engine is [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► still the engine absolutely still [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► running the triton v10 motor great motor [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► I i would say that n cylinder engine [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► that's correct tense and i would put [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► that in any power boat i was building [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► it's a it's a great mother and I'm sure [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► that they replace the transmission on [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► this thing and it is it went to live on [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► a farm you want to live on a monkey farm [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► and it is there they're driving around [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► so it's probably the vehicle they used [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► to teach the monkeys to drive that was [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► thinking the exact same thing [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► let's be honest yeah the monkeys wanted [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► to go on to her if they put out another [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► record wanted to go into anything it [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► would probably not be something you want [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► to put a lot of miles on you have to do [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► you have to refurbish a lot of things [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► but you know what it's like a fucking [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► Capuchin golf cart [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► it's fine for getting around the [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► compound drive around the compound the [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► doctor the thing is if you like a [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► seeing-eye dog you get tired you walk a [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► lot you have to bark like if you have a [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► differently hearing person like you have [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► to let me know that's a doorbell that's [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► a microwave your brain to rest they [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► might have to take them from one area to [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► another [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► I'm sure that's what's happening i have [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► no I have no doubt in my mind that [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► activation occupational therapy that's [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► what it is and I left I left all of the [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► all of the all-access passes from 15 [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► years of touring that were that we had [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► plastered all inside the band they're [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► all still there and I'm sure the monkeys [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► treasure them when they get a tinkerbell [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► out safe and sound and they think to [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► themselves [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► Wow can you imagine what ever been like [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► to be backstage at a December's concert [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► in 2003 ah dreams being cited for eating [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► the crudite re in as much as you can say [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► what is your current vehicle situation [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► well so currently I i have the choice of [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► three hoop tease one hoopty is a is a is [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► a 2000 volkswagen jetta oh what a v6 [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► motor for color and a five-speed it's [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► black which is the color of all Jenna's [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► and that is the judges are gonna start [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► rental interrupted are approximately how [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► many miles what's the condition it's got [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► about 8,000 miles and it's in fairly [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► decent consists condition i would say [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► that is the car that I used to zip [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► around her if I if I'm leaving the house [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► and like I I'm gonna be zipping around [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► today I take the zip around car [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► ok and then there is the 1997 chrysler [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► LHS model large Stan that only an old [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► person would buy it isn't it is the car [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► that that you have to I think you have [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► to be 75 years old to buy it in the end [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► up from the showroom [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► yeah power windows power windows power [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► brakes leather seats soon [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► this is the car that I inherited from my [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► dad at one point I was a the the band [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► mumford and sons had come to Seattle and [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► after the show they were like I'm right [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► here in Seattle let's go get some [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► Seattle food ingredient it's late at [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► night and we're gonna have a great [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► Seattle time he just took me just took a [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► lingual tour of England you let you just [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► within one sentence went just like five [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► different cities in England and I said [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► stop New York shit for come on Mumford & [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► Sons pile in my own age with us and so [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► we're driving around seattle and they [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► are all of them all four of them in the [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► backseat of the of this car sliding [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► around on the big leather couch and they [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► are marveling american cars and I like [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► this car so big it's so amazing [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► look at all this whole room and it's got [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► power windows and power seats and was [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► sliding around with just a merry bunch [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► of Englishmen brilliant it's brilliant [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► isn't it Wow and I was like you English [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► people are so cute and charming and we [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► drove around the car they didn't want to [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► go to a restaurant they just wanted to [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► drive around in my big American car and [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► play slap and tickle with each other [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► impacts of those letters so that so that [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► is let to who p2 we have any [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► again what you're I'm sorry that's a 97 [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► it's blue and green [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► it's a car that I get into a lot of [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► arguments with my mom about because i [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► say i'm taking the blue car and she says [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► it's green [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► oh and I said that it would have let me [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► have better sense of color but I [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► disagree with that I say this is not a [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► green card this is a blue car it is blue [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► green but it is blue green shading to [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► blue and she says it's amazing you can [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► get your records finished she says you [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► are wrong it is blue green shading to [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► green and therefore it is a green car [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► and I say this blue car we have never [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► resolved this i'm trying to find out [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► right now it appears that the 1997 [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► chrysler LLC I'm going here by the [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► colors of touch-up paint that you can [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► get is that did you agree that that is a [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► fair [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► yeah I'd say okay that's why spend that [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► the ones that we think we can rule out [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► is drama gold metallic got that crystal [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► stone white light platinum metallic [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► right right out [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► it's an England well I don't wild berry [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► pearl which is gonna be a pole dancer [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► named candy apple red I love candy apple [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► i love that was one of my favorite [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► segments of the reckless could do is try [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► we don't wear out we got deep amethyst [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► up against deep amethyst pearl the [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► Spruce pearl metallic deep amethyst [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► pearl is clearly like a midnight blue [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► at least here on my with my color [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► settings on my monitor and spruce pearl [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► metallic is going almost a slightly [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► darker gonna be green [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► so do you have sense i can send you the [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► URL for this [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► well you know I could run this could [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► just be touched us maybe people you know [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► what maybe he's people who get blue [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► almost green paint don't need to touch [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► up paint i'm wondering if it isn't [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► spruce but a but let me look at medicare [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► as we know it might have a patina it [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► definitely has a patina m97 chrysler LHS [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► sit down cut all this out don't worry [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► you know what it might be this bruce let [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► me ask you a question [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► nah crown victoria yeah what about it [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► well what what is the one thing that [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► everybody knows about a crown victoria [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► is a taxicab well I think of it as being [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► the cop car [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► oh I'm sorry oh alright alright there's [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► a little dick sure yeah yeah but I mean [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► like you see a crown Vicki if you're [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► somebody who looks in the rearview [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► mirror a lot and it does so to see if [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► it's a cop behind you you get real good [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► at knowing for example in the eighties [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► you could learn like oh that's key rack [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► versus that's flashing lights it if you [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► were somebody that had a lot of weed in [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► your car you learn square headlights you [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► gotta start checking if they're [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► rectangular headlights you need to be [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► looking at you learn what a crown vics [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► headlights look like right now said [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► around probably some fruity European in [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► the eighties of course all cop cars were [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► Chevy caprices I'm gonna have to look [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► that up here's what I'm saying I'm gonna [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► say is this when i see a crown vic i [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► know it's a cop car right I see chrysler [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► LHS that's not a cop car but i think [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► that might be a cop's car in this case [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► yes it was owned by an attorney but [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► looking at the chrysler LHS page on [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► wikipedia which is an internet site it [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► looks very much to me like the first and [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► second-generation chrysler LHS rights [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► 1997 is when they look like they redid [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► it in 99 is when and the new ones look a [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► little bit almost like a Fiat like up [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► like a what he called a glandular [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► problem you know [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► Oh a president porpoise whoo-hoo yeah [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► Andre the Giant car or enjoy Ramon so [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► this is so much like a cop's car the LHS [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► is is very much a cop's car are cops [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► wife's car and it is it is a it's a car [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► that is so it's so featureless that get [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► is the ultimate blend in car like I I [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► used to drive when I had that van the [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► van is a is a is a total blend into [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► certain it blends into industrial areas [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► if you're driving that van especially [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► the one that I had with tinted windows [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► were driving that van through a suburban [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► neighborhood who every mom comes out and [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► spend rushers her kids back inside no [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► question but if you're driving and [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► totally had that vibe it's a little bit [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► too innocuous it's either going to be [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► some kind of like if I may say a [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► government spy probably something is a [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► little bit rapey mm are you can't be a [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► little rapey the less not going to [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► circle back to that but in seattle for [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► instance there's a there's a river [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► called the Duwamish River and their [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► factories lining the river all the way [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► long and one of my favorite things to do [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► later tonight is to drive down into [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► because the factories you can drive down [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► into them and then drive kind of threw [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► them along the river and go from one [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► factory to the next it's not a place [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► it's a place where forklifts are who is [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► not a place where anyone would ever [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► think to drive so they haven't it hasn't [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► occurred to anybody to block it off arm [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► because it's a it's a bit you you're [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► actually just driving through factories [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► while there while they're making lead [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► ingots or whatever they do in factories [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► and at two o'clock in the morning it's [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► the night shift their guys down there [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► there there there making sparks a lot of [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► a lot of these factories all they do [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► late at night is just make sparks [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► there's just a guy with a zephyr for [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► export [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► it's just like he's got a car by and saw [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► blade and he's just sawing letting gets [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► and is making sparks I'm convinced [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► that's all that sounds like a new deal [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► make work much decided out of this box [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► factory you feel like you're in a Billy [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► Joel video from the middle age there's [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► some guy system got a hard-on and it's [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► just it's like three o'clock in the [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► morning he's just making sparks so I dry [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► used to drive my van down through these [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► factories and you know you would go in [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► through the loading door just like they [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► just wait you three [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► yeah you drive through this like like [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► 50,000 square-foot building where there [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► are a dozen guys making sparks and by [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► the time they look up from their carbide [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► saws and go [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► what was that i'm already out but out [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► the door on the other side and driving [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► through the next building and I'm going [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► really slow right this humble and in [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► that van I looked like I was on official [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► business [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► I look like I was a guy that belong [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► there i was there delivering new car [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► bits and and so I never got challenged [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► security guards they don't even wave you [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► through they just don't they they just [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► don't look at me like I don't even have [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► to check that bad you know there's a bad [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► we just drive right past these guys kind [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► of give them a little nod they kind of [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► give me an awed by the time they were [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► like who's that guy was already like a [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► hundred feet down you know through the [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► building and I used to love that [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► it was one of my favorite late-night [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► activities but when the van went away [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► try doing that in a black jetta em who [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► was that you I is you know we have a [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► similar car in that we have a bachata [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► and it no matter you look like you're [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► hiding something with a black jetta a [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► black jetta does not belong there [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► black jetta looks like you have pulled [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► over looking for a place to do a little [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► line of crystal meth along you don't [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► you're he did that's not true [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► internal problem is you don't belong [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► you're you're you're a man without a [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► country and I've been a black jetta the [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► only place that you belong is at a out [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► at like Morrissey concert in our parking [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► lot doing bumps of shitty crystal up [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► your feet it is now the black jetta [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► means nothing it wasn't as one of a [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► passat right beside ya passat can be a [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► super classy right i think it's what my [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► lady with would probably like to have if [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► she had a more successful husband but [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► I'll you know if we have a mutual friend [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► who's quite well-to-do that it has a [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► very very nice passat that's yeah i just [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► heard a very very comfortable car now [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► the problem is the reason i say this [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► it's like you to be discussed in the [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► past i'm sorry to derail you have a [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► couple more questions about locks and i [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► wanna hear about your third hoop dee but [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► just quickly I'm i i i iu mention the [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► past you felt like you were you were [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► never in any nerd camp [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► you were so nerdy that you weren't a [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► nerd right you didn't even fit in with [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► this group over here that you didn't [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► align yourself with the dnd people or [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► with fantasy people you'll scare was [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► old-fashioned or which meant that I [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► tried to learn big words and I like to [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► read books I didn't think you thought it [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► was working [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► and-and-and-and thought that adults when [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► I was a ten-year-old I believe that [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► adults considered appear because i [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► thought i thought i was working from the [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► inside when I all I you know what I was [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► exactly like that like that story Paul's [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► case about my short story about the kid [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► who wants to go be fancy and he goes out [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► and steals money becomes fancy I was [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► like that I absolutely thought there's [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► no question I fit in i'm at least as [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► smart as all these people look I don't I [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► know words like [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► antidisestablishmentarianism [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► that's right Sharon differently yes [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► serendipity is that [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► was it wrong now there's so many words [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► like that's right i think i did Serendip [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► ID for the other day I was driving along [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► with a friend and I said well we [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► certainly have a Darth of options and [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► she said there can only be 26 said you [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► see Darth options and I said we had our [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► thought you said i believe it's [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► pronounced earth [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► its lucky you were outside right believe [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► I said fuck you fuck you fuck you bookie [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► eyes as he shot shot the Rotter guys and [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► said I know how to pronounce it [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► no I didn't do that I said I said I've [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► i'm pretty sure that this is one of [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► those words that has multiple acceptable [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► pronunciation [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► here's the 10 well then the problem is [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► she has electronic phone [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► Oh brighter and was putting in my face [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► where there was not it did not say to [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► acceptable pronunciations it's a dearth [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► is the acceptable pronunciation and i'll [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► wear that phone has been that could have [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► been easily tampered with [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► that's right anyway I I I hadn't felt in [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► that situation that honor a like [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► compelled me to admit this one instance [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► that maybe she had a point [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► well i would i'm not going to see your [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► something might happen no that's silly [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► sounds way better and I think you'd say [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► that you misspoke it was you know it's [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► like it's like the difference between [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► something being lost and something being [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► mislaid people who say I misspoke [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► deserve a kick in the balls [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► is that right and really the word to use [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► for it i don't i don't believe I don't [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► believe in I misspoke alcohol when I [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► what about what about miss Layton lost [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► oh I will slay something I don't like it [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► when people say I lost my keys [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► now you lose your virginity you miss [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► Leigh your keys well so fucking drunk [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► away structure also structurally Wilson [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► is my only thought on this first of all [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► I just close the thread on this crown [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► victoria first of all sad news i'm sorry [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► i have to bring it to you in this [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► particular format has been discontinued [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► and I knew that [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► ok that's just that's a bummer is there [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► only around for 20 years ninety-two 2012 [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► convict share the for panther platform [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► the one we've seen as it's called the [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► ford crown victoria police interceptor [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► which is a fucking cool name [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► great up there with a space explorer [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► yeah those cars you even drive those [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► cars into the ocean and they do you go [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► and try to buy a phone and seriously [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► you'll see like on the poster it's [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► called like the the lexisnexis 35 15-0 [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► release 6 or whatever can be fucking [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► kidding me [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► police interceptor uh only full-frame [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► rear-wheel drive passenger sedan having [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► been built in north america and was [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► popularly used in taxi cab fleet and [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► police service vehicles so yes I think [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► we can share the credit on that one [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► well I'm the thing is now cops are using [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► all kinds of like these dodge hot rods [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► that look like that look like a coke [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► dealer cars like they're not driving [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► around anymore in crown vics we're like [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► that's a cop [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► well cops still they still kind of [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► anonymous in silhouette I think that's [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► important [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► well it's it's worse not only are they [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► are not anonymous and silhouette but [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► they can come right up on your ass has [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► happened to me the other night as I was [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► speeding along drinks on a section of [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► road that i know it is safe to speed on [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► and as I was going I was speeding along [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► i was getting I was getting past the [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► dumb people that aren't that I have to [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► share the road with around here I was [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► bringing them behind me and then there [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► was a guy right on my bumper and I was [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► like oh this guy wants to play who's [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► this guy is right on my bumper holy moly [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► this guy sees it [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► this is an aggressive 3am driving and so [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► this is a raccoon is ready to get an [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► associates degree so there are times in [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► a situation like that where I will say [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► all right buddy let's see what you got [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► but i was i was it more like I was in a [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► more like fast but calm mood and that I [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► pulled my hoopty over one lane and I was [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► like I'm gonna let you go Bob [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► here's what I'm gonna let you go I'll [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► have grown whoa I'm gonna let you go by [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► it's 3am you you're here obviously [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► you're hot dogger I'm gonna let you get [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► on down the road and I pull over and [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► this side pulls up next to me and it's a [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► fucking state trooper code and he pulls [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► up right next to me and we're both hall [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► and ass down the road and he going there [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► is at me because it's not required glare [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► it's like a [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► you motherfucker you think you really [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► think they can just drive whatever speed [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► you want and I was like oh hello officer [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► suddenly you're the lady care i took my [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► foot off the gas and put on the brake [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► means you're going to ask the whole time [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► great that's about what I took my foot [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► off the gas but the car just kind of [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► went and I as i stated back out of his [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► black you know as as he blocks I contact [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► with as I just sort of late reply i'm [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► receiving hmm he look really stepped on [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► it and and and flew off into the night [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► like dick I was like well he had [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► somewhere to be but he wanted to take a [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► look minute to give me the give me the [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► Jeep's but the problem with it was he [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► was in some dodge r/t I don't even know [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► what the hell those cars are called it's [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► a it's like it it's not a challenger at [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► the it's a Dodge [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► what the hell is that true police car [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► he's in a new season one of these new [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► dodges that looks like just a guy though [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► I just dodge charger my friend you can [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► charge dock or illness 71 dodge coronet [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► yeah so yeah these students are not sure [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► it's a car that any guy that just that [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► just got a navy is going to happen oh [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► come on this is the same kind of car is [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► this way to start javelin with Starsky [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► and Hutch right this was Dukes of [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► Hazzard no journalist garage was a Ford [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► Torino torino who had a javelin was that [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► start uh anybody to at an AMC job is my [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► grandma did I don't get it right you got [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► grand for mr. Nash dealership that [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► became an AMC dealership seriously [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► yes in ohio who max dealership on the [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► owned it i mean you can make sure like [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► that up in case can check it so I don't [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► Nash like the head down to japanesey [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► with a 45 [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah Profiles in Courage boy this [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► is a really stupid looking car [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► yeah but the cops are using these things [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► out and they're using maybe they're [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► they're hopping with all kinds of hot [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► pain and it there there this car is this [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► is so chicken and waffles this card is [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► not knowing if you search for on the [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► internet it really doesn't know what it [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► wants to be its have no identity [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► prices i know a lot of people are drawn [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► a lot of people are buying them like I'm [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► hot rodder and then the cops are driving [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► them and then there's also like Navy [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► wives and stuff it's very confusing when [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► you see the cars on the road like I [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► don't know what that is anymore but you [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► know it's either going to be boring [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► trouble or both [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► well yeah and so I'm starting but but [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► you look at that and that's kind of that [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► headlight group configuration dodge uses [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► that are not a different car so you get [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► your rear-view mirror like is that a [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► station wagon is it Jack top is it I [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► don't know it's it's too much too much [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► too much and also the cops around here [TS]