Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► throw that John i literally ah oh god [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► it's early here recording from a [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► different room does it sound different [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► well excepting accepting the echo i [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► would now I would expect that it sounds [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► like you might be passed testing except [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► through your bowels [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► oh no no I was thinking that you were [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► hearing my head reverb know it's the [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► same at the same great taste in the same [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► great room my leather my red leather [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► chair it so i have a red leather a [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► swivel chair that rock that rocks and is [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► on wheels and i'm sitting at a sitting [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► at a table that i found on the street [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► and you know i'm sure you're nothing if [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► not eclectic em eclectic and collecting [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► now now when you I don't miserable [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► little personal but i understand that [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► sometimes sometimes you do recording [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► your altogether that's right that's [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► right in fact that would be the case [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► right now [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► oh dear dear dear it's a it's a warm day [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► and i am i am not even bothering with a [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► sheet or a towel that's what I was gonna [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► ask you do you get stuck to the seat [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► no no there's nothing that my uh that my [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► natural form likes more than a little [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► bit of leather super warm leather be so [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► glad when falls here [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► yeah well in that when it's winter i'm [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► often bundled up in a parker and also [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► leather leather leather pocket but [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► better [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► I just like two miles away from an 80s [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► metal man up la vaca but it's a it's a [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► beautiful day here it's warm it's [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► morning [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► it's a warm morning you sound like you [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► sound like the late red barber [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► good morning edition come on Cano needed [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► him seated nude in a red leather chair [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► the great battle of lumen-a [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► no that's fantastic and so I mean just [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► for listeners who may be coming in a [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► little late on this you are you're a [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► lair late riser and you're late go to [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► sleep / think that's correct [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► I i do not like to go to sleep at night [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► that expose you [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► I just I don't find it so I do not find [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► going to sleep at night it's just not a [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► thing that's on my to-do list and so [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► when one night comes I get busy and then [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► hides often it often then is morning [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► before i realized that i forgot to do [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► something which is going to sleep [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► oh it's morning and I forgot to go to [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► sleep now do you do i do you work on any [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► of your little projects or larger [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► projects around the house is that that's [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► that's really when you get his team on [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► is a better after the Sun Goes Down [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► that's when john comes alive [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► that's right but then once i am asleep I [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► really don't want to wake up [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► I don't want to get up and often morning [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► will turn to day and afternoon and then [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► afternoon will turn to evening and i [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► will i'll roll over in bed and I'll say [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► don't forget to do something I forgot to [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► wake up and so I'm always chasing I [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► think I feel like the problem is that [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► the the earth is on a 24-hour cycle and [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► i am on a 27 and a half hour cycle you [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► know this is a thing so it is i've read [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► about this turns out there that actually [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► each of us does have a different [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► everybody's always thought about [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► different people need different amounts [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► of sleep but there's been this you know [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► assumption all along that it's based on [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► a 24-hour clock and one reason we're all [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► screwed up because a lot of reasons [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► we're all screwed up because it was [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► asleep in particular but is that is that [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► some people are on a slightly different [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► clock and there's all kinds of things we [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► have to do with light it with food and [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► with consistency and I no light food and [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► consistency have have some role in your [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► life but the United consistency of my [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► accounts [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► hmm [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► that said that sounds like awfully and [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► awfully Caucasian set of accounts they [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► really are [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► they're all Norwegians ya know I believe [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► that if I every day if I had four more [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► hours in addition to the 24 hours that I [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► was allotted if there were four more [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► hours that I could do with what i would [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► but i would i would have no problem [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► interacting with the rest of the world I [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► would be I'd be one of those people that [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► gets up and goes out dressed in a [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► button-down shirt and you know goes and [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► does multi-level marketing or whatever [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► it is that normal people do the video [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► part is you can do multi-level marketing [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► right from your red chair [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► well right except i don't i don't have [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► the four hours a day to a lot to it to [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► wear because with multi-level marketing [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► have to be really committed [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► yeah what you get out of it what you put [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► into it right I'll absolutely i think it [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► starts out as something that's as simple [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► as a part-time income use but then by [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► the time you're done you've got you've [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► got you've got a secret lover this very [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► high maintenance and really you're right [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► garbage in garbage out you know I might [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► have every time effort and money out so [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► yeah extra that extra four hours one [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► time ok I've been awake for 20 hours and [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► I feel good but now i need eight hours [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► of sleep so yeah he's a little work [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► ping-pong it's like you've been gypped [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► because you you've got a clock that [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► works for you [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► it's just a little up in Roman you got [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► you that Rome you got out you gotta let [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► me get a little bell for that one [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► thank you I like that I like that are [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► doing well [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► oh yeah just yeah um the the nobody okay [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► I'm gonna find this article for you [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► because it's a really good article and [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► this there's actually there's a term for [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► this it has to do with something like [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► with as socials sleep debt and all kinds [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► of problems one of the problems is like [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► we sit around in the dark all day and [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► we're not getting enough of the sunlight [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► that tells our body that that you know [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► that it's time to go to sleep wake up [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► and I asked specifically about people [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► with basement dungeons or why is [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► everyone sitting around for you mean in [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► the dark in the sense that we know but [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► here its courses they called a vicious [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► circle and in in psychology and [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► neuroscience and Germany Littlefoot is [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► what is visit circlejerk circle [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► I send the poop goes in the poop goes [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► out there's no end in sight i need for [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► extra hours [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► oh and inside I need fear of your ma [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► Stockton is Artemis oxen scheisse but I [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► you know here's the problem i think the [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► reason a lot of people go into a [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► detention don't come out the clock [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► seasonal affective disorder so you know [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► some people get sad their dungeons in [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► the winter if you've got the right [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► amount of UV lighting and you can all [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► the other thing is like you never get [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► jet lag if you do that right if you [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► change the way that you eat a little bit [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► before you fly you change your lighting [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► now I think somebody spends a lot of [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► time in a dungeon whether by choice or [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► otherwise probably doesn't travel a lot [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► some people go into dungeons and don't [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► come out because they're Austrian father [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► takes them down there and seal the door [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► because their mutant or or just because [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► that's what daddy likes you well because [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► daddy is bad daddy's a bad that he has a [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► you that he has to keep you clean in the [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► world is their God is a bad time to read [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► the Bible that's right daddy what daddy [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► is going to come down and visit you hard [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► yeah oh yeah [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► explain your dish you don't go like um [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► yeah my boy was just just so many [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► handles on this suitcase [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► um but you know what the thing is I then [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► now according to this thing that i read [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► i probably won't be able to find that [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► the eating is a big part of it to that [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► on a lot of your body is regulated and [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► the the example I remember this guy [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► giving is one problem with jet lag is it [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► is a multi-faceted problem that involves [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► involves involves your brain involved [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► several parts of your brain like there's [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► a party of pregnancies light there's a [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► part of your brain that knows how long [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► it's been since you've eaten and you get [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► this jetlag comes out of this dissonance [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► from all these different forces fighting [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► with each other so your you know your [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► your your body may be in France while [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► your liver is still over the Atlantic [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► and you know and your bed is back there [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► in nine Seattle here's what i ate [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► yesterday [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► okay i'm gonna write this down I had one [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► entire pot of coffee [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► ok I had a peanut butter and jelly [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► sandwich anyway I'm sorry I'm just [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► catching up one pot of coffee now you [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► know a lot of people to see what they [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► got a cup of coffee they don't mean an [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► actual cup when you say pot you don't [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► mean like a terrine you mean like a mr. [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► coffee style mr. coffee stout 12-cup [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► yeah well she had 12 coffee cups of [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► coffee [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► whatever if you can put 12 cups of [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► coffee and a mr. coffee pot I don't know [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► I've never tried but whatever that mr. [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► Thomas just just for reference most most [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► caught drip coffee makers are either 10 [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► or 12 cup models right I've mine is a [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► 10-cup model that's good you're showing [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► restraint [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► so I had one of those SE question was it [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► hot while you're drinking this wasn't [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► over the course of a day it was tough [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► but was before it all burned off you [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► drink you drink 10 cups of coffee at a [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► city that is your does your coffeemaker [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► it Bruce so hot that over the course of [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► the day it burns off like a like a gas [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► floor i'm sorry Boyle I'm so sorry its [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► you get a little flame on the top it [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► looks like very blade runner wall we [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► have a Tyrell coffeemaker it's got giant [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► glasses and now [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► alright so then I had a peanut butters [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► and how's your gates and so-and-so but [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► the thing is if you don't you know why [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► they make that little lady thing part of [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► the reason for the lady thing is if it [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► sits on the burner now we have a really [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► nice cuisinart where you can keep it at [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► low medium or high heat on the in the [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► keep the craft warm but the thing is as [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► you know from working in restaurants in [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► that coffee sits too long like you know [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► in your case you go into a bar [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► sure it's all burning and you get your [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► coffee and you're going to go in and and [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► please go fucking make the coffee now [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► oh I've been drinking coffee out of gas [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► stations and but in the American desert [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► Southwest for 25 years I know from [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► coffee that's been sitting for you know [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► from coffee from 44 days [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► this is a 7-11 i'm actually a strangely [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► a fan of the entire 7-eleven coffee [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► experience I like it all fucking stem to [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► stern [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► nobody puts token you ever give drop a [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► stoke stoke stoke you know you get this [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► little shitty creamers because they're [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► too cheap to put on a giant thing a [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► half-and-half yeah of course you little [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► shit creamers you get low chic rumors of [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► like french vanilla got I don't use [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► flavored find that in the eye [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► like what like strawberry vanilla fuck [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► that bottom there's these little and you [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► get a little half and half that is all [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► that stuff city coffee that's presented [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► at a certain point at a certain point [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► someone internet introduce my dad to [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► international coffee [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► yeah America little canned hams [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► international coffee and i think that's [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► supposed to sit around and enjoy that [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► with elderly friends and it was like [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► Swiss flavored or something where it was [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► it's like Switzer it tastes like [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► Switzerland attendance office as a third [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► and timely and my dad would every once [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► in a while when friends would come over [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► it you know he would be like I'm gonna [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► make you guys some sissy coffee this is [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► my dad before he became an old man and [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► he had a he had a full full voice I'm [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► gonna make You Suzie coffee and he'd go [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► make this french coffee that's that [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► tastes like chocolate Swiss chocolate [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► oh my god city coffee and so you get [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► those little you get those little the [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► shitty little creamers we don't have to [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► refrigerate them yet what's a stoat i [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► think it's called Stoke with within oh [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► you know the bar over the old like a [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► long ago but imagine and I'm just saying [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► first of all the striking nuts because [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► i'm a big dreamer [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► I get a lot of our big cream i get i get [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► a larger coffee then I need and then I I [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► talk about him [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► yeah like I like a real blonde no sugar [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► now imagine one of those stupid little [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► cream bullets now imagine a black cream [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► bullet but a date no cream in there [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► buddy [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► it's caffeine it's a shot of caffeine [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► and they say right now they warn your [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► right on there right [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► don't use more than one of these a day [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► and so you have you can buy them at a [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► 7-eleven but you don't buy them they're [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► sitting right there by the coffee [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► what who you kidding me yeah so there's [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► like you so you go if it's like we have [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► thought you'd better keep the junkies [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► from just living there [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► well i think i think the guys just sweep [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► them out of there sometimes [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► no you come in there and the thing is [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► the thing about a 7-eleven like a good [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► like McDonald's if it's busy it's gonna [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► be good busy 7-eleven they're making a [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► lot of coffee now I'm like a crazy [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► person when I took a call from someone i [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► see if i look for all the fullest latest [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► pots I sniff each one of them if it's [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► too accurate and better i turn it away [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► right leave it leave it and everything I [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► go grab a Stoke i drop that and I top it [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► off i'm not really going anywhere with [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► this except to say that this is you need [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► to go to 7-11 they do still have the [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► pump chili we as far as our listeners [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► have told us and the cheese because i [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► haven't used to 7-11 a long time you [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► know all the 7-eleven are owned by seeks [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► now huh yeah so and i love and [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► appreciate the sikh people right right [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► that's different than the Sufis yeah [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► very different but i have not you know I [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► I kind of got off the slurpee train at a [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► certain [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► i went there and i have not gotten back [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► on well we are we a every sunday morning [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► we go for a daughter breakfast we can [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► hurry i don't get there and so yeah I [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► get a giant iced coffees I don't like [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► the coffee at the place we eat breakfast [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► actually bring a lot of our own stuff [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► the last time we went to breakfast at [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► this place would call an Irish Breakfast [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► you going in i get i get a mixed grill [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► much moment but is that a one raw potato [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► and a beer at its finest [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► it's a big tits ever tell you about the [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► mixed grill then I get every sunday [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► morning [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► yes I told you about it i think so it's [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► a pork chop its liver it's uh Irish [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► Irish bacon irish sausage two eggs [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► potatoes and grilled tomato and grilled [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► mushrooms it is the restaurant that is [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► the restaurant where you in 1954 tickets [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► call Jo cholesterol Lord who where do [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► you go that serves liver for breakfast [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► on a bus fights it's an irish restaurant [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► my god oh my god I'm gonna take us they [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► got they've got like you know there's [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► this Irishman Irish Breakfast role [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► basically it's all like regular free to [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► put Irish in front of it [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► okay an Irish coffee that's a whole [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► different thing you can't hear that well [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► that's has booze i doubt but event at [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► any rate we bring a lot of our own stuff [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► I don't like their silverware I don't [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► like their coffee I don't like the water [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► and so we go in there with a bag so I i [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► put before the other day of my daughter [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► night this place withdrawn x-men you [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► know logos and and so I bring in a large [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► coffee from 7-eleven at donut for her i [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► bring my own knife i bring a leather man [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► because i don't like their knives i [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► bring bendy straws for her becoming over [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► the whole package because i don't like [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► anything about it except the next girl [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► anyway so you had a product you have one [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► pot of coffee now the peanut butter and [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► jelly what's worked what kind of bread [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► what kind of jelly [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► well I I you know I do a raspberry jelly [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► exclusively not Jam not a jammer amount [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► of jam raspberry jelly M&A a oh you know [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► what i'll use a jam and I cannot you [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► understand you understand I marmalade [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► I don't do I don't use a marmalade [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► because their starters I don't want [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► orange in my sandwich isn't strictly for [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► the continental breakfast at the days [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► inn Chris here's the thing about orange [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► leave it alone leave you know like leave [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► it in the orange the analyzing don't [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► don't take the orange out of an orange [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► and put it on a cake he like an orange [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► juice because that's just the juice from [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► that's just an orange that's turned into [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► juice i have a strong position on mixing [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► to get things into something fucked-up [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► Christmas porn take longer sleep [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► Christmas alone Leon Hall Christmas born [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► is great sport some terrible like that i [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► play Santa Claus every year so i am able [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► to get in to the character there's one [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► particular felt if you weighed myself in [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► it to desperately cute girl sitting on [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► your lap these on your mom's [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► refrigerator [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► there are many many many photos of me [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► with desperately cute girls sitting on [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► my lap dressed as Santa Claus and so [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► when I see Christmas born I'm like I can [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► identify with this I am Santa in this is [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► like unlike most porn but where you may [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► not have a beer can cock like you really [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► can put your stuff literally in that [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► position [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► that's right have you ever leverage [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► Santa how do you mean how do you think I [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► mean well there's a group of there's a [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► group of girls here in Seattle because [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► it is the northwest who have mixed [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► burlesque and elves selfishness Alvin [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► dumb they have missed their last night [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► there they have missed mixed burlesque [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► and Elvin and he's like to tattoo chunky [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► girls with players oh you got it they [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► got 18 years they got 20 years and they [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► come to the songs optic Spock when I [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► play Santa at Christmastime these girls [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► come and are my dirt my dirty little [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► elbows and there are often eight to 12 [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► of them did you see dirty little elves [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► right I did I may have to rescind my [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► feeling on Christmas port and they went [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► with so people that the biggest people [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► come and sit on my lap and have their [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► picture taken in the dirty little elves [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► gather around but when you know what but [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► it's it's often like an indie-rock event [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► where where people are shy about coming [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► and sitting on my lap like they're [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► they're standing over there and they've [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► got their creeper lagoon t-shirt on and [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► they've got their you know their little [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► tattoo of a bird right there like I want [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► to go sit on his lap but i don't know i [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► don't know should I I don't know there's [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► a cool i don't know and in that period [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► while those people are making up their [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► mind the dirty little elves will take [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► turns sitting on my lap and having their [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► picture taken and invariably [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► they want to bend over Santa's lap and [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► have him give them a paddling [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► oh come on and then it goes from there [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► it's like Christmas every day it's [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► really part of the you know I'm getting [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► in the holiday spirit right now just [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► sitting here I red leather chair [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► I'm glad it's not Christmas because I [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► cannot stand up right now [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► yeah oh my goodness anyway back to the [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► coffee so what I decided to start easy [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► tax so you're telling me that that's a [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► serving suggestion you get you get you [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► get a girl with with oversized glasses [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► and a berth tattoo and you fucking [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► spanker in a bar and that's a fucking [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► serving suggestion people in the [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► audience say some settling may occur [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► come on i can get that I can get that [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► she looks fine she looks happy there [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► there's a there's a handsome young gay [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► couple here in Seattle who met for the [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► first time they are now married they met [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► for the first time sitting on my lap [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► both the time when I was dressed as [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► Santa yeah they want another yeah you're [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► changing lives [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► yeah yeah this I've been doing this [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► santa gift for many years and it's been [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► a it's been a real i have to say every [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► year I'm like as I'm put it on my by [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► your spanking mine by Santa costume that [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► looks like the one the DAC word Warren [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► Trading Places there's actually like a [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► salmon I've been everywhere pants could [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► stand up by themselves as I'm pulling on [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► like I got am I really doing this [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► fucking santa thing again and then I [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► show up at the at the bar the advantage [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► wherever place is full of people there [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► are like eight to twelve dirty little [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► elves there's your face of second and it [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► invariably like that that the the [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► delightful young gay couple who who [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► married after meeting on my lap and I [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► just feel like ah right Santa's home [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► below everyone talking about a North [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► Pole somebody be a pot of coffee and has [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► a sidebar and Medicare can I can I ask [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► you if to the extent possible can you [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► help me scare up some photographs of [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► oh my goodness yes i have because i want [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► to photoshop my switch up its up into i [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► have in spades directly little elves or [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► anything actually kind of little ah [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► there are other statuesque ones [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► here's the thing about burlesque girls [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► they come in many many shapes and sizes [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► and they're all wonderful who and in in [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► the case of the something really joyful [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► about it [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► there really isn't in the case of the [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► the ones at the downtown Portland which [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► has a much larger actual stripper [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► culture the burlesque because important [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► has a strip clubs where Seattle really [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► doesn't remember [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► yeah I know portland burlesque girls are [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► coming at it from a different place [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► they're much more it's it feels much [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► more professional down there in seattle [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► the burlesque scenes are uh I i would [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► characterize them as enthusiasts they [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► are often girls who are not coming have [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► never stripped are not coming at it from [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► a like this is you know this is my gig [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► yeah a minute there I I've got a pile of [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► an enthusiastic amateur yeah they're [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► coming at it from a like oh my god i [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► made this great costume and now i'm [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► going to like take half of it off and [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► you go [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► this is wonderful it's a wonderful time [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► to be alive I support this hundred [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► percent so we talk about Portland [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► stripper culture and now are these are [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► these girls pros I mean are they doing [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► it as their primary is it means of woman [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► empowerment or is it a way to make a [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► buck or both I mean are they playing [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► heavens to Betsy while there while [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► they're dancing or how does that work [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► my survey of the strippers of portland [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► is incomplete [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► I have to say I have it's a bit it's [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► been it's been hit-or-miss survey but [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► but but largely anecdotal this is one of [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► the things about about Seattle Portland [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► and San Francisco that people who live [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► elsewhere may not realize which is that [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► until very recently within living memory [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► all three of those cities were were [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► disgusting seaports full of human [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► flotsam and rats piled up garbage and [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► like the last dregs of hippie culture [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► rednecks [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► and some sailors from Indonesia who got [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► you know shanghaied and then kicked off [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► the boat on the west coast in all cases [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► much more at the heart of that blue blue [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► collar culture absolutely blue-collar [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► towns there was no there was no a [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► computer industry the the arts were much [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► more regional and the all three of those [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► cities made a living from the ocean [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► primarily and then to a lesser degree [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► the forests and the surrounding farms [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► but there was I mean Seattle head bowing [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► San Francisco obviously had you know a [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► more vibrant economy Portland had [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► nothing Portland had had lumber mills [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► and that was pretty much it so easy [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► not only when I was a kid but up into my [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► teen years in early twenties all three [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► of these cities were unsafe unfriendly [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► uncool dangerous scary murdering like [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► shit holes perched on the edge of the [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► world and nobody thought that the west [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► coast was a a good place to be and it [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► you know like Los Angeles of course was [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► its own version of this except in place [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► of trees it was you know prostitution [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► and and Judaism [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► but in the last 20 years all three of [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► these cities have reformed Seattle has [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► cleaned up it incredibly if you came [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► if you were transported from 20 years [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► ago in seattle to present day he would [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► recognize that all the city has become a [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► giant mall we pushed everything bad out [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► and replaced it with just like the most [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► banal sort of cotton candy culture and [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► that is happening that's obviously [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► happened in San Francisco to a large [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► degree although the mission continues to [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► be what it is the mission continues to [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► be disgusting in a way that there is no [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► longer a mission in seattle and there [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► once was but Portland in its way has has [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► it has maintained at its core a kind of [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► darkness that all the all the new condo [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► buildings and all the young people [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► moving there to start techno bands [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► cannot displace the fact that the center [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► of the heart of Portland there is a [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► greasy bald man with a comb-over paying [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► for sex with a 15 year old runaway that [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► is at the center of Portland soul and I [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► don't think with all the fire hoses in [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► the world you could push those two into [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► the river like they are they are there [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► and i don't know what it will take to [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► exercise that from from Portland's heart [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► um so anyway when I see what I see [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► anyone engaged in like sex games in [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► portland burlesque or stripping or you [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► know a anything anything involving like [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► women dancing for money I i feel it's [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► all it's always more professional and by [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► that i mean like harder-edged and darker [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► and based on there like a I ran away I [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► ran away from home I ran away from my [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► stepfather and i ended up here type of [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► type of vibe whereas [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► a lot of that is gone from Seattle and [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► it's and it's gone from here because of [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► a paternalistic city culture where [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► they're like we don't want you know like [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► you can't drink in a strip club here you [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► you have to go into a strip club and if [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► they want to keep yer yeah you have to [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► buy a ten-dollar coke you know to sit in [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► a strip club here and it's a [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► twenty-dollar cover to get in the door [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► and all this stuff and and and by [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► imposing these kind of like rules they [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► just pushed every every strip club out [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► of town except for like the three or [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► four that that are the three or four [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► that are here just for those guys that [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► are like come on I'll pay I'll pay I'll [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► buy a twenty-dollar code i just want to [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► see some girls boobs right and so there [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► are there you know there are half a [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► dozen here but they don't have that [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► raucous spirit in the strip clubs in [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► Alaska [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► oh boy what we used to i mean when i was [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► still a teenager [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► meanwhile at the time in the eighties [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► the doorman at a club in Alaska his job [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► as he saw it as the city saw it there [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► was a guy standing there checking IDs [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► but his job was just to keep I think his [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► job was to keep the Russians out [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► I don't know what I don't know what he [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► thought his job was to keep the it was [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► to keep like Russian sailors from [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► invading or something because my friend [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► Cal and I were 16 years old and we would [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► like we'd sit sit at home and like try [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► on different trucker caps looking for [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► the one that made us look like 18 and a [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► half and we get like would get the right [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► costumes on where we felt like we look [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► like we look like guys with working guys [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► and then we would go downtown and cruise [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► the strip clubs and it was that the [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► strip clubs of anchors were more of an [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► education in human nature for me in i'm [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► talking about 1985a 495 I learn more [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► about human nature from sneaking into [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► strip clubs then from almost any other [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► thing I've ever done that's alright [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► because from the front of patron tour [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► the gals the moment a whole thing you [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► know there's so much [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► there's so much crazy money in Alaska [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► it's in the hands of people could in [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► most cases at least at the time didn't [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► have a high school education [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► and a does the strippers would come from [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► all around the world because there are [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► guys that are like throwing down five [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► six thousand dollars there's like it you [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► know there's probably only so many [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► places to spend it right i mean isn't it [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► isn't like you can go out and I mean [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► they don't have like a you know Chucky [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► Cheese 444 oil men like there's only [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► seven let's chuck e cheese for oil men [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► are you kidding this is Alaska but I [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► need to learn [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► no it's not there i mean they were out [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► that a million billion trillion places [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► to spend it but the but the situation is [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► here's a guy he's 24 years old he is [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► from Oklahoma he doesn't have it never [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► got a high school diploma but he's got [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► his start working on oil rigs in the in [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► the Gulf and then he got contracted to [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► come up and work on the pipeline and [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► they are paying him four times the money [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► he was making in Oklahoma but he didn't [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► if he was married he didn't bring his [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► wife and kids 03 dances are he wasn't [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► married because he's working [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► eighteen-hour days and then they're [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► paying him in cash so when he gets out [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► what is he going to spend it on he's not [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► going to go to the performing arts [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► center right and watch The Nutcracker [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► he's going to buy some cooking buy some [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► booze go to a strip club and then go to [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► a hotel and repeat that until his [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► money's gone and of course in the [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► eighties that was that was at the peak [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► of the salmon fishery to so guys would [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► go out for three months on a on a [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► fishing boat and come home and have [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► fifty sixty thousand dollars in cash my [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► god really that much that and they were [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► and this book because the fisheries so a [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► lot of these guys and my friend Kelly is [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► one of them he made 50 grand fishing [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► salmon for three years running spend it [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► all on on champion of champagne and and [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► hookers and then the bottom fell out of [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► the fishing the price of salmon just [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► plummeted the the government put it all [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► these restrictions on who could you can [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► just like if you had a motorboat and a [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► fishing pole you couldn't just throw out [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► a motorboat net you couldn't just go out [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► there and take as much time as you want [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► it anymore [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► and so the bottom fell out and then all [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► these guys were suddenly making eight [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► thousand dollars in three months where [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► they were once making 50 and I when Cal [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► was 23 years old the IRS contacted him [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► and said us like a hundred and sixteen [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► thousand dollars in unpaid taxes [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► Wow but the bottom had fallen out of the [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► economy up there and he was you know now [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► he's making 30,000 a year instead of you [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► know a hundred and seventy thousand a [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► year and he was paying the IRS back for [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► for a decade now and is that but the [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► salmon stuff and like BDL stuff that's [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► that's pretty hard work right [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► oh yeah it's hard work but when you're [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► 20 years old what else you gonna do [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► right now you're working eighteen-hour [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► days and you feel like you you could you [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► know you're gonna be able to do it [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► forever but so i would go into these [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► places and you know it at all around the [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► world now if you go into a strip club [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► they're all these policies like don't [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► touch the girls you have to sit back [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► here you have to there's you know [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► they're kind of big thug buggy guys [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► walking around the bar making sure that [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► nothing gets out of hand and better [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► those rules everybody knows everybody [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► knows the rules and everybody plays by [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► well in the eighties in Alaska it was [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► literally a situation where the girl was [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► dancing on the bar and guys were [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► grabbing her ankles and light and she [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► was i can't i can't imagine that she was [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► not a little bit afraid of her but she [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► was projecting a kind of confidence of [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► like that's right boys you know look [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► give it your best shot like if you can [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► give you can grab it you can have it [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► do your worst you know do your worst and [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► you and the bartender is is standing [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► right behind her just slinging bottles [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► at these guys and you know and he's got [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► like a Derringer in his shirt pocket and [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► a shotgun on the bar and it's just like [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► that that everybody knew the rules then [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► too but the rules were the rules were [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► like a different just to like if you [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► touch the if you if you put your finger [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► in the girls poopy please continue with [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the part especially with the shotgun [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► and if you uh if you pull out a gun he's [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► gonna shoot with a shotgun those were [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► like the two rules like don't you pull [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► out a gun and don't touch her inner [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► don't think they're in the in the beer [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► handle paint place but six packing jets [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► otherwise it was it was it was a it was [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► a free-for-all and and in my experience [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► every every of the multiple times that I [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► snuck into these places that the person [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► in charge of the room and the room was [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► absolutely and a lot of cases there was [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► no lighting it was just it was just [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► fluorescent lights and lookout God [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► feeling because a lawful if they were [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► they had turned what had formerly been [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► like a bingo parlor into a strip club [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► and and there were 800 guys in a [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► spaceman should have had like 60 guys [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► but in every case at least my perception [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► the woman was in charge of the room [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► there was one visible woman or two [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► visible women in the room and they were [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► absolutely in charge every guy in the [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► room was at their you know if she--if [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► she pointed to a guy and she was like [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► you get out of here are you gonna take a [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► step back like the guy would absolutely [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► step do what she said and it was because [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► all the other guys in the room would [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► enforce her like the patrons would [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► enforce the woman's dictum right so if [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► she said this guy's of you get this guy [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► away from me six guys would grab him and [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► he would be gone in an instant [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► boy there's there's no there's no [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► twenty-dollar bill that's going to [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► impress a lady so much as kicking some [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► guy's ass [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► exactly and that was that was you know [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► thats it was it was such an animal [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► culture where all these other guys were [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► like I'll do that for you lady like a [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► very old west kind of kind of five and [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► of course I was a big kid but I was so [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► terrified in these places I mean ye you [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► walk around now and and you think like [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► you see these kids with the tattoos on [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► their faces are you see that you know [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► people that are better they're like [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► tough-looking but there's nothing to [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► compare to a guy who's been working on [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► the North Slope of Alaska or a guy [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► that's that's been working out in the in [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► the in the ocean up there the kind of [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► toughness that they have scariness that [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► they that they possessed i would just [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► add you know of course i would go right [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► to the front because that's how i got [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► that's how i do but they were so [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► terrifying these men and I was just [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► trying to like I square my shoulders off [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► was like haha yes I am [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► another man here just adding some lady x [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► lesbian must be a really weird [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► adjustment to go from being around I [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► mean it clearly we can see the friction [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► as you say uh of a man who spent a lot [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► of time in Alaska haven't come back to [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► the States but it must be must be really [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► jarring to go from that kind of a [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► culture to pretty much anywhere else [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► I mean it's like being on the frontier [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► it's like the Indiana Jones bar [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► yeah yeah I took me a couple of years [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► after i was down here to moderate my [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► voice and my expectations of other [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► people and I would walk into a party and [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► be like is this what is this party gonna [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► go off or what you know and I grabbed [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► the hosts father's beer stein and throws [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► from window [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► yeah you got to establish yourself yeah [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► and wouldn't you know everybody would [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► just be like and like I would come up [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► and say you know you that was my dad's [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► beer stein and you owe me fifteen [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► hundred dollars [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► oh and this party sucks it did it took [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► me awhile to to like to Train it in and [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► I feel like a lot of guys come out of [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► Alaska they come down to the states and [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► they can't reign it in or they don't [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► want to when they they turn around and [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► head back up there because to live like [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► that to live in that culture to keep [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► that kind of energy going but down here [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► in America you have to really be digging [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► into like prison culture or whatever you [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► have to have to be going to bars where [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► everybody there's just recently been [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► paroled and up there that's kind of the [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► vibe at and Adam let's just say I mean [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► not every bar obviously there are fern [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► bars in Alaska to but a much larger [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► cross-section it's a little like almost [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► like a still in Saigon kind of vibe like [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► you still you still reaching for your [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► rifle in the middle name [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► yeah well yeah like that scene in the in [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► Deer Hunter where he goes back to [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► Vietnam to find [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► to find not rutger hauer was his name [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► was Christopher Walken Christopher [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► Walken it goes back to find Christopher [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► Walken these it's in their plane but [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► when the so early [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► yeah what's the game of Russian roulette [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► I time I went there in the the email [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► from the d man he it you can cut all [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► this out [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► no I'm its dynamics I mean I am I am a [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► legitimate old-school pussy and I i'm so [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► so uncomfortable place like that little [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► I mean you know it's important i mean [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► yeah i did i ever tell you the story of [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► lola i don't think i've ever heard the [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► story of lola so I was at one of these [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► strip clubs and kelly i had gotten up we [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► were up at the at the front so the it's [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► a you know the girl is dancing on on the [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► table and we'd pushed our way through [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► this crowd and gotten so that we were [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► sitting at the table not just like not [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► just leaning on the table but there we [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► we were we were in seats you know what I [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► mean like we sweep we rounded up the [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► front until some guy left his chair and [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► then one of us grabbed a chair and then [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► some other guy left his chair and then [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► we both had chairs like it was a it was [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► that's pretty tight a behavior [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► it was quite it was quite an [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► accomplishment to be up there sitting in [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► chairs and there were guys like falling [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► over us from behind pushing their in [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► between but we kinda like scrunch [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► together and we had this little this [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► little block where we were mostly we [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► felt mostly safe like okay we're we're [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► here we're secure and we're here at the [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► at the table and there were girls [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► dancing on the table and every time a [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► girl would get done dancing you know the [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► guys are just throwing money at him what [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► it was time for that girl to leave in [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► the next girl to come out every guy in [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► the bar would start chanting Lola Lola [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► Lola Lola and then another girl come out [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► she's like I'm not load is what you get [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► and everybody go and she danced and [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► everybody throw money at her and then [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► she leaving everybody [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► lolo line and and the next world cup me [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► like thank you i'm not a little bit here [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► i am [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► around take a little pussy well and so [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► Kelly and I are sitting at the table [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► were like who's this Lola we got to see [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► this Lola this [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► she's like Lo is the one you know but as [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► the evening wears on because we've been [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► we've been just chugging beers I have to [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► go to the bathroom and and I sit there [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► in my chair until I really really really [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► really have to go to the bathroom and I [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► don't want to get up i don't want first [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► of all I don't want to get up and lose [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► my chair but also i don't i I'm just 116 [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► right I don't want to get up and turn [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► around and have somebody in the bar look [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► at me and go [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► who's that kid get him out of here so [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► I'm sitting at the table and I'm like [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► I'm sandy Kelly the bathroom and he's [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► like well I don't know what to tell you [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► like and I after a while I can't hold it [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► anymore well we're drinking what they're [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► serving in the bar is Mickey's God and [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► Mickey's came in a big mouth bottle it [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► was called Mickey's big monkey's big [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► mouth [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► I've had a fear of this and so after a [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► while it just to be clear it is it's a [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► multi liquor [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► it's a ball licker it's a tough that's a [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► fortified beverage tells you no don't [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► close no no haha that's not going to be [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► big enough and so well so so sitting at [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► the table and put the mickeys bottle [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► under the table and i unzip my fly and I [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► start to go pee and make Jesus John and [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► there's a girl stripping and right in [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► front of me and I'm surrounded by guys [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► and I'm but I can't say whether I'm the [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► only guy with his dick out in the bar [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► but I am definitely like the only 1p in [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► a mickeys bottle at least that I can see [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► I'm trying to pull it off but generally [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► it's your first time I think that's [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► right and I fill this Mickey's bottle up [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► to the very very room and you're [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► absolutely right i have not I there's [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► not enough room in the mickeys bottle [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► for all of the p.o God and so I'm like [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► fuck what do i do another rat fence now [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► they're empty Mickey's but I mean the [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► bar is just covered with empty bottles [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► because this doesn't know Buster right [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► you know it's just it's just bottles [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► everywhere [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► and at that point the girl gets off the [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► stage and Lola comes out now i'm sitting [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► here with by with my penis out with a [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► bottle up a bottle full to the rim of [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► pea under the table and i still have to [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► be your way so you you're still you're [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► pinched at this point I'm putting your [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► young man so you can handle that for a [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► while it's not like today right [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► pinched and here comes lolo and lola [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► strides out onstage and the place goes [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► bonkers and Lola is us a pretty like [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► lean dark-haired girl with a huge gap [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► between her front teeth and you know she [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► she's not like a big big she's not a [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► buck some girl she's she's she's a [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► little scrapper you know she's like [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► she's a terrier and she comes out on the [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► stage and she just absolutely owns the [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► room she's marching back and forth [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► she's like shouting at people she's [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► pointing at guys she knows guys by name [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► and the bar goes bananas and I don't you [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► know i'm going to push from behind so I [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► take the mickeys bigmouth this was the [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► this was an error classic error i do not [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► put the Mickey's big mouth full of pee [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► on the floor which is what I should have [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► done all right now put it on the bar i [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► picked pull it up set it next to me on [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► the background and I grab another bottle [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► and I like you know but I make it full a [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► full appear however much more p there is [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► and i put that on the bar and I zip my [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► pants and Colin are watching Lola and [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► you know our where we're trying to [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► figure out what this point you're [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► thinking more about the P and Lola don't [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► know I for I put the pic up there I'm [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► like I'm done I'm out of it you know [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► it's it's just this bottle now has [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► disappeared into a whole collection of [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► bottles around the stage like I'm I'm [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► now focusing on Lola 100-percent and [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► calendar both are trying to figure out [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► like why is this woman such a icon to [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► these guys and it's obvious why she's [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► like she's the most rock-and-roll person [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► anyone at any of us have ever seen she [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► is she's so rocking wall and so like [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► she's so owning the room that there's [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► just no comparison you know she's like I [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► said she's she's she's kind of a lean [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► boyish gal but but she has a she has [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► sexual charisma and socal entire like [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► leaning on the borrower watching this [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► girl and I feel a tap on my shoulder and [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► I turn around and it's a sailor a guy in [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► a u.s. Navy uniform pie i drummed and he [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► points to my pee and he says is that [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► your beer my god and I said no and he [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► kind of looks around and sort of Sly [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► grabs it and it is steaming hot and [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► takes it big draft off and Kel goes [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► that's it we're out here and grabs me [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► and I when the two of us run through [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► that push our way through that crowd and [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► you know and leave that scene in our [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► rearview mirror and I swear to you like [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► we ran and ran [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► we got out of that bar and ran and ran [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► and ran he didn't immediately know like [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► flinch [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► he figured somebody had abandoned a beer [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► any cat warm [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► yeah that's what sean just drunken us [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► maybe dumbass state of like Lola [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► intoxication he took a big big healthy [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► drink of my pee right off the bar and I [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► was absolutely certain in that moment I [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► was paralyzed can grab me I would I [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► don't know what happened i was sitting [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► there absolutely paralyzed that [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► he was going to be was gonna break that [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► bottle across my face and then we're all [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► tempted to warn him [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► oh no oh no no no no I mean he's like is [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► that your beer and I was all I could do [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► to say like no I mean I wasn't gonna [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► like no hey guy hey bro [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► ok hey just between dudes thats pink [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► there's no there's no good answer than [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► the one you gave well yeah right it [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► wasn't mine but please if he said it was [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► yours you get prisoner's dilemma here if [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► you said it was yours [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► he would accidentally then you're going [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► to fight yeah i mean the the the correct [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► answer if it happened today if I was in [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► that same situation today I would say [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► hey just between you and me don't think [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► that link and you know and he would move [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► on but I was I was 16 I had done my [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► confidence to do a thing like that [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► I was just I was thinking when he tapped [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► me on the shoulder i was sure that it [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► was a guy there to tell me that they had [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► that we were kids and we needed to get [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► out of there so it was it was low it was [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► a low moment I can still I can still [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► touch the fear that I had you know what [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► I'm instantly reach out and remember the [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► pure terror and yet and yet Kellen i [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► would go again and again to the strip [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► bars and and that anything was so it [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► wasn't even at least for me like I don't [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► like going to strip bars like the idea [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► of watching of paying somebody to dance [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► naked for you that it is not like [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► appealing to me but I i was i was so [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► this seemed like the moat the place [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► where people were the most alive that I [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► had ever seen in my life you know and i [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► miss Eliza that's a lot of conflicting [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► emotion is found to have an impact on [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► absolutely i mean i was because because [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► i'm also looking at the women and saying [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► like this is what this is what should be [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► should learn to like this right you know [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► what i mean like i was thinking i need [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► to learn to appreciate this because this [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► is what is attractive or this is like [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► this is sexiness especially when you're [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► sixteen i mean if you're 25 years any [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► number of angles but in that case you [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► better you better be into it you know i [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► mean the the 0 at one point I found out [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► in the woods a stack of iron horse man [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► scenes which was at like her back made [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► an old magazine for that was that was [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► for like replicate bikers and they [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► always had a centerfold in that magazine [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► of like a biker chick that pose naked on [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► on you no sir draped across somebody's [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► custom Harley and those girls were all [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► those girls were always like Lola they [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► were they were you could see how fierce [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► they were and they weren't existed what [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► they weren't strictly beautiful they [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► were they were hardcore who um and so [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► you know I had that to go on and i had [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► but but but going into these strip clubs [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► you know it's like what is that when [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► you're sixteen what else have you seen [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► where people are in a mob scene like [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► that like a high school football game [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► maybe or or an all-school dance I mean [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► that guy just that it can compare you [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► see either the time that I was in a [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► strip club with you I was a you and I [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► were both very uncomfortable [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► I thought you handled you comport [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► yourself very well it was what weird me [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► out well first of all we're not just [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► because Isis really really not my scene [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► but I was really quite taking it back [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► without extremely comfortable several of [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► our friends were in a more than [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► comfortable [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► yes no enthusiastic and laser really [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► that I've seen looking awkward in a in a [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► food court and they fit right in they [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► were very they understood everything [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► they knew that I don't see the rules [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► they it was it was like it was likely [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► they're going to cheers or something [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► yeah it was very unusual for me the [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► Merlin Diana and a group of our friends [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► who are who you would look at and say oh [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► what a bunch of nerdy your fruits [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► what about your nerdy tech guys with [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► their like they're too short pants [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► we're all hanging out and and it was [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► like all right it's getting kind of late [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► what you guys want to do and a few of [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► these characters were like let's go to a [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► strip club and when they first said it [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► you know i was playing host when they [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► first said it I I thought it was a joke [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► I thought they were being I thought they [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► were being facetious I was like haha [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► yeah strip club [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► they're like no seriously let's go to a [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► strip club and I was like stripclub [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► really [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► and that's exactly the same in some ways [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► i would have when I was 16 19 to 25 [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► which is that i'm not sure if I'm okay [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► with this politically i know i'm gonna [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► be uncomfortable but ok but don't mean [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► isn't it isn't like and by the way just [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► so you know I spent about the last hour [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► doing very little except for looking at [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► pictures of girls sitting with us Santa [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► okay haha I could I could get I could [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► get comfortable with that but there's [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► just there's something about this sucks [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► you know what the order is partly it's [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► like if you go anywhere dirty like a [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► dirty place and accepting places in [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► Alaska they're a little too clean and [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► they smell a little too much like [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► pinesol yeah there's something about it [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► that's like it's it's almost like like a [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► well-kept slaughterhouse [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► we're like you guys have done a great [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► job here it's obviously he made an [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► artisanal but clearly some bad shit goes [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► down here and when and if you recall so [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► we walk into the strip club here in [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► Seattle go two slaps the 12 steps pick a [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► twenty-dollar cover and by ten-dollar [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► coat and you're standing there and you [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► know in our friends have like the kids [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► less they're disappearing into bags hats [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► in the back and slap that twenty dollars [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► down fast enough and they are in there [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► and you and I are standard they're not [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► standing there and getting the lay of [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► the land [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► hey there it's like they know the floor [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► plans like fucking mission impossible it [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► right in and one of them is like I like [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► Chinese girls give me that chinese girl [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► the other ones like I like hispanic [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► girls come over here Missy I mean they [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► were like in charge right up and they [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► come up and talk to the girls talk to [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► you that they come up and talk to you [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► it's so so it's really weird what was it [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► was crazy about that event was you and I [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► are standing at the front [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► uh still still like looking at our [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► twenty-dollar bills kind of wistfully [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► going i don't want to pay twenty dollars [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► for this really do I have to and we're [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► standing and talking and the door opens [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► and outcomes like a local impresario and [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► and future mayoral candidate here in [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► Seattle was like hey John how everybody [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► back-slapping I'm like oh and he's like [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► I didn't know you came here come with me [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► and he he wraps his arm around my [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► shoulder I don't know yet i might have [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► left you with this but not locked out he [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► guides me through the bar to the back [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► he's like there's somebody I want you to [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► see like pushes me through all the way [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► to the back where there are curtains off [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► areas there like like you know twin beds [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► back there covered with velvet and click [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► on a curtain off with with the lacy [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► curtain and like that where you taking [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► me literally feeling and we walked back [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► there and he pulls the curtain back and [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► there's a guy friend of mine who is a [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► lose the I got a local club Booker with [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► two girls on him [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► oh and the end and the guys got his arm [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► around his like you know bag it jump in [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► there you'll pick that guy I i painted [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► those girls oh no we have a right now to [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► like you know jump on him and I was like [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► going to jump on him [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► I don't want to be here just yesterday [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► and the girls are like I don't know the [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► whole thing and you don't mind that my [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► friend the the Booker was like you know [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► shit-faced use his lap dance was just [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► about to turn into a nap dance haha i [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► just wanted out so you know I bye-bye [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► extricated myself from that like a [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► Bacchanalia and came back and found you [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► sitting on a sitting on one of it wasn't [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► a couch and I was near the stage playing [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► with my true think lightly as often as i [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► thought i needed to to not stand out [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► right right you're just throwing a [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► dollar bill periodically just so that [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► they know so i didn't notice one thing [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► is if a girl comes up and talks to you I [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► see above and power 1 mine comes up and [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► talk to you in a place like that i mean [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► what I'm gonna sound like such a dick if [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► I go you know I don't want to be here [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► I'm not comfortable with that it's like [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► well known what you know this is where i [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► work this is what I do and you give me [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► money to sit here and pretend to like [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► you and that's kind of why you're in [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► here idiot [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► it's like one of mcdonalds and like [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► complaining about beef and now it's it's [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► it's not going to stack up so I'm trying [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► you know and and I don't encourage it [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► you know what I mean it's like it would [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► be like hand-feeding goat at the petting [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► zoo or something well there and what [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► they're when they're trying to convince [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► you to pay them forty dollars to give [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► you personal did you switch our friends [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► happily Lewis so many dances so many I [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► guess that's what they call it at but I [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► mean yeah yeah they and a couple of them [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► went back a few times everyone got a [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► refill [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► now get it's not that is not how how my [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► how my sexuality manifest itself i wish [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► i wish i could have walked out of that [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► situation feeling great about myself [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► instead of just feeling like I was like [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► a homemade pussy like I you know you [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► wish you could walk out of there with [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► with a girl on each arm wearing a fur [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► top hat and climbing into a white [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► Bentley and with a woman literally [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► holding my dick [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► yeah the woman holding your dick and [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► Rick James driver that's what we all [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► wish you know instead instead we slap [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► down there in our in our Dockers and [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► back to the hotel that was being paid [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► for by the conference [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► what LOL i would have to be after the [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► peanut butter and jelly also i decided [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► how here's how i was going to consume [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► coffee from now on coffee cups are not [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► big enough and I don't want to go with [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► this dress pretty french bowls [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► I don't want to go the route of some of [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► some you know big coffee cup like if you [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► go to go to starbucks and talk about we [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► go to get to the French kind of like a [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► bowl with hand we like it like a cereal [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► bowl with handle I don't want to do that [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► i'm up i'm opposed to this gentleman [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► nineties i drink coffee out of a pint [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► glass and that was before that before [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► the culture universally decided that a [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► coffee cup was too hot to hold unless [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► you had a paper diaper for it like there [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► was a time if you can imagine this [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► yeah before nineteen volunteer hold a [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► warm beverage when people could hold a [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► warm beverage without having a diaper on [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► it and without including a prosthetic [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► device [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► yep and so I used to drink coffee on the [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► way out of a pint glass which is glass [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► and which got very hot but a serious [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► Bank Alaska it won't shatter with the [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► heat like a right these are serious [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► class you know like old style by classes [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► but as time has gone on I've realized [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► that my classes are [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► when they're filled with hot coffee are [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► inherently unstable they are smaller at [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► the bottom they are at the top of so i [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► do and i want you know i wanna i wanna [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► coffee mug so anyway I discovered or I [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► remembered rather all those two liter [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► beer steins from like beer house and [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► munchen you know they all have all of [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► the in the in like a bavaria right they [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► make the hot ash shorts coffey a shy [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► person but they're not they're not made [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► for coffee they're made for beer over [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► there beer beer steins that the the [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► Bavarian style and strong like that like [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► a foot high right there foot high and [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► they're gray ceramic and they have a [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► little like two liter beer 2 2-liter a [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► symbol that's been that's been punched [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► into them while know like the clean air [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► clean to measurement kind of thing like [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► up to this line is two litres exactly [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► and then generally if it comes from a [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► particular like beerhouse bierstube they [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► they have the their their emblem on it [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► you know their coat of arms is on these [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► so I made it a point as I travel through [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► life to collect and and this is the type [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► of thing that I'd like old men collect [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► right beers times I guys collect these [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► and and display them next to their wives [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► spin anniversary of-of Hummel figurines [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► or spoons ladies like spoons right [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► spoons or little bells or spoons with [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► bells i don't see those very popular [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► clubs so i started i started buying [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► these things and now i have us a [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► collection of beer steins that kit that [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► will that will hold two liters of coffee [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► don't have any sense of like how much [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► coffee how to how to much coffee [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► anything approaching two leaders is mm [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► not at all and just keep it warm with [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► the email i mean because they're they're [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► you know they're made to keep your [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► they're insulated to a beer cold [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► computing the Germans buy beer like two [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► leaders at a time and drink it [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► that's correct they drink two liters of [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► beer at a time I've never seen the like [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► the the hofbrauhaus and in in Munich [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► where the photos the girl comes and [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► she's got like 70 beer style at poly [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► girl bleeding as well [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► have a lot of upper-body strength to do [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► that those girls are amazing they really [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► they they are they're powerful powerful [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► ladies the german girls but in any case [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► so that's why I drink my coffee and one [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► of those I had a peanut butter sandwich [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► i took a bath I'm talking about what I [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► had to eat yesterday I got the coffee i [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► got the coffee pot the PB&J and so just [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► just to close that loop that is the the [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► stein is your current go to you have you [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► put it sounds me two liters of course [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► from economically two leaders would be [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► like a two liter plastic thing a coke [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► but how much but these are 1.5 litre out [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► with that that's reasonable [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► these are 1.5 liters that's right [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► they're not two leaders it's 1.5 liters [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► 1.5 liters and so that is a half of a [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► that is to bottles like if you get a [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► bottle of liquor that's my tequila comes [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► in 750 milliliters I believe that's the [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► standard for a bottle for a bottle that [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► you're going to tuck into your shirt [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► no not from bottle that you're gonna let [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► me look I'm pretty sure [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► so that's but anyway that's that's [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► that's a fuck ton of coffee yeah and you [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► have any place like I mean you put [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► created and put a little cream [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► ok i'm not a I know they got an animal i [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► know that the Sultan said that putting [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► cream in coffee [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► it ruins both things but I pc now we're [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► back to the Christmas turn but had so [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► then for lunch I had some macaroni and [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► cheese with hamburger and it's 02 make [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► that yourself [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► yes i believe that i believe that matter [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► and cheeses only improved by adding [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► hamburger or sausage to on black yes I [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► another making my Express later it's [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► humid crafter and you put do brown meat [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► and then mix it up with the Kraft Dinner [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► correct and sometimes I pulled you know [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► garlic little onion in there is [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► delicious and economical it's very good [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► at their craft dinner is not an [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► expensive and this is different races [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► different from chili mac this is this is [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► straight up straight up kraft dinner [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► with with beef you were actually making [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► chili mac i'm not a big fan of chili man [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► chili mac i'm not a big fan of chili man [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► ok but then later on in the day I had [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► two chocolate chip cookies and then I [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► had to life savers and then at one [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► o'clock in the morning i had i made two [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► hot dogs and I covered it with a can of [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► chili and then eventually went to bed [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► and then i went to bed at four o'clock [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► in the morning and now i'm talking to [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► you it's very early [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► mm my god and you have a hot dog on a [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► bun [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► no I I find that if i buy hot dog buns I [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► like hot dog buns if i buy a hot dog but [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► package of hotdogs problems they I used [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► two of them and then the rest in the [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► refrigerator to let me go blue they go [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► blue real fast so it's not a thing that [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► I feel is a good investment [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► hot dog buns like if you buy a package [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► of corn tortillas with they will I mean [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► I have a package of corn tortillas in my [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► refrigerator that now i'm keeping just [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► to see just to see if when i die my [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► heirs inherit this package of corn [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► tortillas and still find them tasty [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► interviews because you seem to be seal [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► the bag you'll be fine keep it someplace [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► dark and then they appear they appear to [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► last forever [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► I don't know i-i've never seen a corn [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► tortilla go bad but a hot dog bun will [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► go bad in a in a blink of an eye [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► so I don't I feel like it's not a unless [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► i'm having a BBQ there's no reason to [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► get a package of hotdogs so no it was [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► just too hot dogs and put some cheese on [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► let's be honest and then I pork and [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► chili on top [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► what kind of what brand did not anymore [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► no I have to say that that that that the [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► chili I used with stagg chili [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► ok now I've seen stock every time I go [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► to the store and I see chili I think of [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► you and I think that you would probably [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► be so you wouldn't you wouldn't you [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► wouldn't think less of me if I tried [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► some canned chili [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► no I don't prefer it well but in a pinch [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► it's one o'clock in the morning I feel [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► like two chili dogs just actually just [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► started varietal is is there certain [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► varietal to get or watch out for West [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► actually also stack have a whole [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► selection of chilies different flavors [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► but here's what I typically do i buy a [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► bunch of vegetarian chili [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► and then I buy you know a few cans of [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► stag for when I'm I for one it's one [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► o'clock in the morning but I what I do [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► is I by a bunch of vegetarian chili and [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► then I'm 85 pounds of hamburger and I [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► poor 15 cans of vegetarian chili in it [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► and then I have a popular you wearing [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► clothes while you're doing this depends [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► different story is there splatter [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► sometimes just an apron with nothing [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► else but I feel like just saying a pic [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► it feel like the problem with buying [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► things like canned chili at supermarket [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► is that is that it's it's the pump chili [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► problem it's at one point there is a cow [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► and he's eating some he's eating some [TS]

01:02:52 ◼   ► grass and then somehow he becomes pump [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► chili and everything in between the [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► couch eating the grass and him being in [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► a in a bag in a pump that that's all [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► stuff i don't want to know we're not [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► going to get that going to be choice [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► bits [TS]

01:03:06 ◼   ► it's not it's not it's not going to be [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► good at all and to the degree to which I [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► can control my hamburger supplied by [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► buying organic amber from a local guy [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► that I know I try to do I i gotta tell [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► you i mean i'll i'll pick up a ribeye [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► you know but I I'm getting I'm getting a [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► little antsy about the ground beef it's [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► finally it's finally the chicken and [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► cheap ground beef are starting to really [TS]