Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello John [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► I Merlin bit how I certainly hits rin [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► now it's early huh [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► I drove all night hmm address just be [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► here with me [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► yeah i did i did i was in Portland I [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► last night at like 130 in the morning i [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► drove home and it was little we used for [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► how long a drive is that remind me [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► that's three hour drive is better but it [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► was a rainstorm and I haven't really [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► been to sleep [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► oh no I'm sorry we'll listen we'll look [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► we'll keep this will keep the shirt i [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► preciate you know it's great i I've got [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► to get Ted Nugent's wango tango going in [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► my head on purpose [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► no just popped in there i just started I [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► just started going the Maserati dates a [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► Maserati a he's got a he's got a flare [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► for a hook he does he does not have a [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► lyric writing flare [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► it's free for all because he's a fucking [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► idiot [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► yeah he's he's gotten by on the strength [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► for a pretty long time you know he's [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► gotten by on the fact that his guitar [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► can shoot the balls off the rhinoceros [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► and 250 yards [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► mmm he seems like he's got a lot to [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► prove meanly to himself [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► yeah he's a guy he's a guy that needs a [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► punch in the nose and my punch in the [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► nose I mean crossbow cross-border the [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► Nets a crossbow bolt to the notes [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► yeah he's one of those guys like I don't [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► know a lot about him i know he had some [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► role in that awesome during the journey [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► to the center of your mind song when he [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► was yes like 12 [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► yeah he got as he became the legal [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► guardian of his teenage girlfriend all [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► that sweet now he is that where he lived [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► you know get something that is not to [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► date no like Michigan or upstate [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► somewhere some Midwestern upstate place [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► mhm but he had he had some girlfriend it [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► was like 13 and he went to her parents [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► and he said listen this is gonna go one [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► of a couple of ways [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► well I think you should just make me her [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► legal guardian [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► what really yeah and the activity [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► acquiesced yeah and then he just he was [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► just walking around with this little [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► really teenage girlfriend like not like [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► like a little teen aged she was not a [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► little teenage she was fully teenaged [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► she was 100% early teens man it was the [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► seventies you could do a lot of okc [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► chips are they still together to [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► knowledge they were together for a long [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► time it was a Mary Kay Letourneau [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► situation where where when the when the [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► young person became of when she gained [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► her majority as we say they stayed [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► together whether or not happily or [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► whether it was a change in the basement [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► situation i can say they never invited [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► me over you know if you if you go and [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► you're gonna go I don't know you know [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► talk to Talia or something you know I [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► mean if somebody walks in and smiles and [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► puts a sidearm on the table it changes [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► the conversation I just think being in a [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► and upstate home filled with weapons [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► will over time change your perception of [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► what's okay you're going to get a little [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► bit of the Stockholm Syndrome I believe [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► that's terrific phrase yeah I've had [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► that I went into a room one time and I [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► got put a gun on the table and let me [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► tell you Merlin it did change that the [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► tenor of the conversation your man who [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► knows what a gun can do well I don't [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► have I have never been shot [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► yeah but I mean you take it seems to me [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► like like my late father who is a [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► sportsman and taught gun safety glasses [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► he was an Eagle Scout like he was a real [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► outdoorsy guy he's from the generation [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► when you would be in the NRA because he [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► didn't want people to die [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► you know you have the energy generated [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► was the organization yeah it's funny was [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► a funny time and 60 was also inducted [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► unlimited which is about keeping the [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► early conservation group in a lot of [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► ways because so that you can still shoot [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► the Ducks you want the text to die you [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► want to keep you want to keep nature so [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► that their duck so that you can shoot [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► them the Republicans to be good guys you [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► ok so I'm saying is it strikes me that [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► you're a man who's seen you you're [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► familiar again this is like this is like [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► the guy that there will be consequences [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► guy [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► like he's never gotten a really serious [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► punch in the nose and so he he talks [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► about consequences without really [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► understanding what that means right and [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► you you understand somebody puts a i'm [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► guessing a pistol on the table there was [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► a pistol yeah but you know how I was at [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► a bar one time with a good friend of [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► mine who was he was one of the he's one [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► of those guys that works the crab boats [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► like you see on the television and this [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► was in the heyday of the crabbing era in [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► Alaska where I 18 year old guy could [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► make fifty thousand dollars in three [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► months and I talked about this where you [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► could be like just a kid and come and [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► get paid cash you know [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► yeah justjust crazy amounts of money and [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► then we went to a bar one time and he [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► asked my sister to dance and and they [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► danced for a little bit up kind of close [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► to the stage and there was a band [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► there's a band playing kind of you know [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► reggae ska whatever and at a certain [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► point he he like he realized that he [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► couldn't dance as well as he wanted to [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► with the gun tucked in the waistband of [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► his pants so he took the gun out and he [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► put it on the stage so that he can dance [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► with my sister better you're just gonna [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► like tucked it tucked it behind the [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► monitors on the stage so that like he's [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► taking off a heavy coat [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► yeah it was just like oh man this thing [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► is going to slide down in my underwear [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► when you're in crab country you're [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► dancing with the lady and you want to [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► have a little more freedom of movement [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► you take your pick out your pistol in [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► your player on the stage that do you get [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► a that's just kind of thing that happens [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► I i was gonna sort of that the Jackpine [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► i was in the bar the time and it did not [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► escape notice i think the band was a [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► little bit freaked out and then what [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► they think of that keeps going away my [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► sister thought it was hilarious I mean [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► this is a good this is a good buddy of [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► mine who who just was suffering through [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► a period which in his case lasted 15 [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► years a period of compromise judgment it [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► was a 15-year long period where he had [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► no judgment of any kind and this was a [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► butBut confusingly or maybe I mean maybe [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► this says more about Alaska in the [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► eighties then then [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► it says maybe all you need to say about [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► Alaska in the eighties but he was not [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► expelled from the bar know what he did [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► not the song did not stop and I think he [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► finished they finished dancing and he [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► put the gun back in his pants and and [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► the night went on like there was not [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► like he skipped out on his tab [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► yeah it wasn't it wasn't like a needle [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► across a record situation it was like [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► the thing about life John is that you i [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► think one thing that is a problem for [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► people is that they understand or they [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► think they understand their world and [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► they have observed or constructed a [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► bunch of perhaps real were often [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► make-believe rules about how things [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► could go and when things diverge from [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► that is when they get super freaky and [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► that's why these people are super freaky [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► a lot it's like people who think it's [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► safe to drive 19 miles per hour on a [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► highway that is about that you know what [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► if everybody's driving 90 you're not [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► being safe [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► I've been dealing with those people for [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► the last 16 hours because now it's been [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► it's raining like crazy up here [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► seattle drivers are already terrible the [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► rain is not a thing we're on accustomed [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► to but when it really starts coming down [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► we just what people get into this mode [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► of like the safest lame to be in is the [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► fast lane and the safest speed is 40 [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► miles an hour [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► uh-huh it's like neither one of those [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► statements is true the safest lane for [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► you to be in is your driveway with the [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► engine off huh [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► and so I'm driving you know I'm trying [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► to just get around town and it is a [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► hydroplaning situation cars are [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► hydroplanes it so it is as it is at [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► least in Florida if it didn't rain for a [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► while when a very first range it would [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► kind of I don't know likely to the oil [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► out of the road and everything that [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► extra crazy there's that but there's [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► also just straight-up 4 inches water on [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► the roads Oh so-so cars are it's [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► definitely a squirrely situation but [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► when your car hydroplanes you do not [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► it's the same rules that we have [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► discussed many times you do not touch [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► the brakes you do not you do not panic [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► you do not champion don't panic and [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► don't start scaring all over the place [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► yeah you just keep keep driving keep [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► keep going [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► it's fine you're you're fine you know [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► but but no one seems to get that and [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► it's just all all day long all these [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► people that should have just stayed home [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► if you can't [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► if you can't get to where you're going [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► safely just stay home take a day off [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► from work [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► watch TV mhm make some nachos but [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► they're out imperiling people almost [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► makes you wish there were like a a [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► second a junior highway and we devised [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► an hour whomever had a lot of [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► forethought you know frontage road [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► you're saying yeah well you know how [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► like sometimes you have a service road [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► yeah an extra mostly runs alongside the [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► highway [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► maybe those people that could be like [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► that kind of a pop version of the [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► highway driving where they can just kind [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► of get acquainted you hit between [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► Lincoln's legs and try not to include [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► here's the problem with that now and [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► we've seen this at the TSA in airports [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► where they say okay this is the green [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► lane the Greenland is for people who [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► have never left the house before the [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► green lane is for people who you know [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► who had a frontal lobotomy or have 14 [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► kids or who are escorting which kid is [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► carrying a quart of water [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► Oh escorting like 30 grandmother's on [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► their first trip from Singapore here's [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► the green lane you go there then the [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► blue lane is for people who are just [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► like generally competent people they [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► have been on an airplane before but [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► maybe they don't know where their keys [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► are and then there's the black diamond [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► lane for people who have who traveled [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► with no luggage always mad and [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► everybody's ready [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► they're fucking ninjas they are CIA [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► agents and they are groc stars and they [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► are moving moving moving and then so tsa [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► sets this up and then they do not a [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► point the simple person to stand at the [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► head of the line and say i miss you are [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► not a black diamond traveler let's be [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► honest [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► let us move over here into this air let [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► the black the black diamond people all [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► have a look on their face like they have [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► a look on that I'm that guy you know you [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► know meet John I am NOT by and large a [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► competitive person but I am I become [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► extremely competitive mostly with myself [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► in that in that line I went three years [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► without causing a beep and then I not [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► only here's the thing [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► not only do I not inconvenience others [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► not only do I grabbed extra extra crates [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► and have ready for everybody i know to [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► move keep everything moving moving [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► moving keep moving forward from there to [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► help out i'm throwing a line and I man i [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► got I the tiger in that [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► fine yeah I don't even use a bit anymore [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► I walk up I throw my keys through the [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► x-ray machine i stand at one and i hook [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► him and then I'm through the fucking [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► thing before you know they don't even [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► they don't wave me like me like the [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► Death Star you get this a little just [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► it's an almost impossible shot and [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► somehow it goes clean through and then [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► I'm I'm been through the metal detectors [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► right forget their anniversaries are mad [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► and you're like oh my god you actually [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► get this guy I picked the pocket of the [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► guy whose job it is to wave you through [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► I've got his wallet in my hand [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► even this one I've got I've got four [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► passports I'm like get the fuck out of [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► my way and then you know and then right [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► in front of me there's four there's 14 [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► grandmother's from Singapore have never [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► been on an airplane before and they're [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► all bringing holy water from Lourdes [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► either you know and it's just like give [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► me the front so anyway we would build a [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► highway system like junior high way over [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► to the side but then the tea party would [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► have some referendum that reduces that [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► you know the that the taxes on car tabs [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► so that we can't afford to have that guy [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► in a booth was like you sir are not eat [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► you sir you with the Maserati you can [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► drive the normal freeway you my friend [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► in your in your volvo volvo sedan not [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► even a station wagon 4-door sedan you [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► are on the Iran the junior highway but [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► no there would not be that person [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► okay first of all I would like to [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► rescind that suggestion because it's [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► stupid and costly and it's anti super [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► super train in every meaningful way so [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► how about this instead here's my [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► thinking this is something that I [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► ruminate upon a lot which is this whole [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► notion in Colorado a million different [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► things you know past is prologue [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► yesterday's weather we can tell a lot [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► about what you will do in the future [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► based on what you have or have not done [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► in the past this is something i nearly [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► obsess over his people thinking you know [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► like in your case for example you got [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► somebody goes oh like in my head and I'm [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► an angry guy with no penis and like I've [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► imagined myself being in a lot of fights [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► so naturally I assumed that I would be [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► great in a fight but that guys never [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► been punched in the nose [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► that is not a black diamond lane guy [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► you're talking about a lot of guys in [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► tracksuits in the united kingdom right [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► haha instead of shaped heads they're [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► wearing tracksuit tracksuits check seats [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► that they called Chad's i think i dont [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► thats hanging on but you know I think [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► tracksuits denote different things in [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► different places even within the state [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► of New York here's my right here's my [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► thinking okay um it is it is farcical to [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► me how many things you just get to do [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► with just a basic just the most basic [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► testing or or approval [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► like for example but like let's say I'm [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► trying to get a good example [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► mountain-climbing martial arts you know [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► it to some extent so I don't force this [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► was skiing but I mean and when you go [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► into martial arts if you're coming from [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► another dojo and you say hey listen you [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► know I I'm a green belt in Taekwondo [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► they're not going to put you up against [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► a four-year-old or chuck norris because [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► that's not an appropriate match up [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► you're gonna have to show okay well [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► let's show me some of your moves and [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► i'll tell you what belt you got here's [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► what I'm thinking here's the problem [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► all of the money that we have poured [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► that we have literally poured into the [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► TSA there's a lot of thinking on the [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► front end and not a lot of thinking on [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► the back end it's all hell breaks loose [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► once you get past that area [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► everybody's running around with their [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► belts and shoes sitting down there [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► confused there should be someone they're [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► grading them and that should go on to [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► some kind of a permanent record i want [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► to tell Therrien I don't want to pop but [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► I'm just saying so you go through then [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► you say give me an idea you kind of belt [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► are you and you're getting through hear [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► you say well i think i think i'm pretty [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► good if it takes you 45 minutes and you [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► had seen your gunpowder you know what [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► next time next time going to be a [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► different Lane no you know what happens [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► at the end of that they bend you over [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► and they give you a tattoo a tattoo they [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► give you a little tattoo and it's not it [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► i'm not saying like a number on the arm [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► is it doesn't remove like the room for [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► improvement in the future I'm saying [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► it's like it's like the way we great [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► beef ru choice [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► are u prime who are you shot phony phony [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► baloney Angus copay is generated Chuck I [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► don't know I the lower grades i'm not [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► exactly sure what they are like diamonds [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► it's a black are all that stuff and a [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► lot of it's just BS you know the code [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► baby things a pajama that's not a real [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► thing right [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► you know that the kobe don't get me [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► started [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► Kobe beef isn't it is it like copper [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► river salmon where it's really a thing [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► it's just not the thing that makeup tool [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► you literally don't get me started on [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► this all the places you go and say what [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► you like what the kobe beef bangers [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► whatever would you like a little the [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► shooter slider and from there okay first [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► of all that's not cool baby like Kobe [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► beef every piece of the fucking beef has [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► a god damn i forgot i was gonna quit [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► cursing huh on all might be a curse jar [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► mm I'm trying to stop anyway mr. on the [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► thing and the throat order in every time [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► I need a big jar [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► I'm trying to stop anyway point being [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► every piece of beef [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► it's a long story but basically there's [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► a serial number for all Kobe beef and [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► and there are not air enough air quotes [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► they're literally can only be cool baby [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► this is beyond champagne right now I now [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► i want some Kobe beef I don't believe [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► I've ever had and you go most places [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► increasingly the places were being [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► straight up with you will say Colbie [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► style beef itself means they put some [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► sugar water on it [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► think of it this way if you go through [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► with your with your passport or whatever [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► in and they stamp it right there still [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► there's lots more pages in there you [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► think about something like like like a [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► report card you think about a GPA I [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► think there should be a way you can [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► bring your grade up your mind if you got [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► if you got straight apps a black diamond [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► lane you're not gonna you're not gonna [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► come you you know what you gotta move [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► you gotta move to a different Lane I [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► just love the idea of tattooing people [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► because I mean I just I i feel like the [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► next step is just hurting them into a [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► soylent green machine that is efficient [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► I feel like I you know this is the [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► problem this is why Hitler and stuff is [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► such a popular part of our podcast [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► because I believe that you are kind of [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► new genesis and I am just a totalitarian [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► like basically if you want to have a [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► healthy genocide of maniac [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► well you're not maniacal John you have [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► if your days i'm a calm i'm a calm [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► germicidal thing is you is the thing is [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► to have a cardiopulmonary system me [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► pulmonary any car do you need a heart [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► and lungs [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► you can't have them it's scary if you're [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► going to if you're going to have a [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► genocide of maniac you're gonna want a [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► eugenicist right next to him at the [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► right slot made with very small glasses [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► natalina to lean over to lean over and [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► whisper in my ear [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► that's not two tattoos [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► kind of a passport thing and then I go [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► all right right so check out that you [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► kind of already been done [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► yeah right okay alright passport been [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► good and good but I just shut but you [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► have to show that passport all I'm [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► trying to say is like I i would fail in [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► most meritocracy sees but the fact that [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► I accept my place in the meritocracy [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► makes me better than almost everyone i [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► understand that like when I'm with my [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► kid even though it drives me bananas and [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► I make her be as good at line as I am [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► nobody's good at line anymore and you [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► want a child that's good at line we go [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► into the into the you know that the [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► stupid family lane but because you know [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► because I'm a gentleman that's what i'm [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► gonna do i'm going to go there but you [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► know the fact is there's nobody i'm [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► saying is there's nobody there is [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► verifying the anybody deserved to be [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► there in the first place [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► I just know it is also i just only [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► tattoos that that's part of the problem [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► that's true that's true you're right i [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► don't like a meeting although i think [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► there are a lot of people with tattoos [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► listening to our podcast who want their [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► tattoo choices validated by us and it [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► and I anyone that's so hard to because i [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► want to give a blanket validation to [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► everyone who's listening who has a [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► tattoo I think your tattoos amazing just [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► like somebody just like somebody just [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► came from Portland it's everybody else's [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► tattoos I don't like your tattoos amazed [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► the dream of the nineties really still a [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► lot of important [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► oh my god well the dream you know the [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► dream of the nineties i think is getting [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► put aside their lifestyle Andy I [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► apologize it's getting pushed for the [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► further and further south it's in salem [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► now the nineties the dream is spreading [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► I don't know presentations there's a [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► reason that there is no major city [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► between San Francisco and well really [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► and Seattle or Portland it doesn't [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► qualify five there's not a single and [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► you're worried about people who listen [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► to podcasts that have tattoos but you're [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► not worried about a place does not even [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► really in Northern California all the [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► way to see how everywhere in between [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► there are no major cities tell me name a [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► major city in eureka that's not a major [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► city right I'm trying to keep us out of [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► trouble [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► Eureka Eureka is a place where they [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► circled the wagons and then they nailed [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► the wagons to the floor [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► yeah and they called into town and they [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► were like what we call it i don't know [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► let's give it a name that makes people [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► want to come here [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► that there's nothing there I mean in [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► that same space between San Francisco [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► and Seattle on the east coast there are [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► a hundred million people living you got [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► to make a lot less right you got that is [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► corridors it's a constant megalopolis [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► the entire distance from San Francisco [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► to seattle there are more sheep than [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► humans there are more i think there are [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► probably more Turtles you know yet weed [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► you got data cults you've got [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► Republicans know and then you move into [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► beards got lumber you got lumberjack [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► sexy Lumberjacks you got exciting [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► leverage is like being a marine there [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► are no extra lumber jack some-some got [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► some like Lumberjacks who liked who saw [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► the light they were out there one day [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► chopping down a tree and they were like [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► wait a minute [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► the trees are friends so they start [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► something like trees unlimited where [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► that make sure they keep the trees alive [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► so they keep cutting down it's right [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► that may build a true that the [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► conservation with 21 poetry [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► um you know I don't want gravy is out [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► there living in a bus was a party with [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► wavy gravy once he seemed very [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► self-involved well he is wavy gravy was [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► wearing a tie dye shirt yeah that's his [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► look at six grams that's his brand em I [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► just you know I mean I don't you wear [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► this I spent a lot of time at walgreens [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► because there's a variety of things i [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► need to get walgreens and my [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► prescriptions I need a basic agreement [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► with you I know you are [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► yeah I want to keep order capable to [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► keep our walgreens but I just get you [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► times the donuts that when you bought [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► that handsome handsome cape that i [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► really hope you still have still have I [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► see here's the thing when i go to [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► walgreens again I the tiger I know what [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► I'm going to do I know what I need to do [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► things about at walgreens they make it [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► worse and worse and worse all the time [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► because they they add like the it seems [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► like they replaced the point the point [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► of sale devices every point of sale [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► device inclusive it gets they all get [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► worse every year they get more [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► complicated they get more breast cancer [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► buttons [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► there's more things that I have more [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► dinguses doing guy that I have to [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► interact with i just want to give you [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► this money and I want you to let me [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► leave [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► that's not bad enough right the people [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► who don't understand like how to run the [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► car the stripe is this way that's what [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► the illustration is telling you it's [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► there's always a lady there [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► there's always at least one sixty year [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► old Chinese lady arguing about an [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► expired coupon at every walgreens i'm [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► starting to think that she might be an [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► employee and I just iin the thing is [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► it's part of the culture I think arguing [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► over coupons is a tentpole of the [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► culture and we're all in this line we [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► just want to get our ice cream and move [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► on with our lives [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► I think there should be you know what [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► maybe even a separate kiosk there should [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► be a coupon argument kiosk achieving [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► things that lady in San Francisco is a [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► little cheese a little six-year-old [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► Chinese lady [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► yeah but in Florida she's a little [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► six-year-old Jewish lady [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► yeah like they're there is a there is a [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► a 60 year old lady thing that transcends [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► all cultures all across America there [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► are these ladies arguing about that same [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► coupon expired coupon expired expired [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► coupon extra-special clarify one thing [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► she doesn't need or want yeah and I and [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► so I i personally think that the UFOs [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► who live under the North Pole who are [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► controlling the world governments are [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► sending out these kind of stay Scouts [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► their first of all they're changing the [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► cash register so they're impossible to [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► figure out and yet they're removing real [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► human beings from cash register so at [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► little by little were being just hurted [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► funneled into this like built-in [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► frustration machines a retail abattoir [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► yeah here you go you're going to sit [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► here and you're gonna you're gonna fuss [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► with this thing it's never going to give [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► you a satisfying response [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► there's going to be this distal this [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► plant this little old lady arguing about [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► an expired coupon and all this is so [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► it's some kind of preparation it's [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► preparing us for living aboard piece [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► alien cattle ships that are that are [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► going to take us away and somehow i [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► don't understand their culture but [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► somehow on those ships were going to be [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► required our compliance is going to be [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► required and this is a way that they're [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► this is how they're breaking their [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► spirits [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► okay i'm sorry to say that i think i [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► almost completely understand that but i [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► have a couple questions so you [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► understand what you're saying are the [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► the let's just say only ping-pong the [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► the aging well mine and they're expired [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► coupons are they aware [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► first you're saying they are a kind of [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► emissary of the of the sub the Arctic [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► thinking visitors [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► there's a couple of ways this could go [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► they could be a sort of don't have all [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► the details about some of this is [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► conjecture based on fact they could be a [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► Jeffrey Dahmer situation where the [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► aliens have dropped acid into their [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► frontal lobe and made them not into like [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► compliant sex slaves but into like [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► coupon coupon automaton slaves just [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► coupon slaves were they get a hand them [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► a coupon and they go go try and get the [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► go try and redeem this coupon and a [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► little lady goes yeah and actually goes [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► down the door and then the next one [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► comes up in there like go try and redeem [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► this coupon and they just ended and but [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► they've taken away some some crucial [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► part of their brain or they could be I [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► mean for all we know they're clones or [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► all I think that gives very well be [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► clones there they could be clones don't [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► see like the university in that [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► ecosystem none of them are tall they're [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► all the same sign all the same size they [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► get the bucket hats [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► hey Johnny they could be another species [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► they could be for instance they could be [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► goats taking human form [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► okay here's the thing if you want to [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► create a super army of of like a [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► psychotic killing machines [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► the thing is like yes you're going to [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► want somebody client but first you're [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► gonna want somebody big strong and [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► psychotic you can get them to be playing [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► through mind control as we know but you [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► have to start with a form factor that's [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► going to work for what you want and [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► here's the thing they may not want to be [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► killing machines per se in the way that [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► you want but they've got their already [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► kind of wired for that all you need to [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► do is get everybody pointing in the same [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► direction in this case these ladies are [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► more than happy to spend an entire [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► literally an entire morning arguing over [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► a non-existent coupon for a non-existent [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► discount for an item is not in stock [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► right now I look at that as somebody [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► who's not not Bob a part of the you know [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► part of the brood and and i think that's [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► that's a kind of a monkey balls way to [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► spend your morning but there there's [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► something going on here they are [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► incentivized indispensable John and [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► they're arguing they look they look sad [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► about it they look extremely focused [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► here's my suggestion the store manager [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► with whom they're arguing [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► yeah also a clone [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► the entire thing is a is a passion play [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► it's a tableau just for you and you are [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► having your having some of the reactants [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► sudden I'm getting really used to that [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► conversation going on for an hour [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► that's right it is killing you softly [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► with his song but but now i gotta file a [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► complaint card it happens so much that i [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► would have to spend my day filling out [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► complaint cards if I were eventually [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► going to be on the interplanetary see [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► barge with the Chinese ladies and and [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► the psychotics and the UFOs they're [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► gonna want me to be in a position where [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► this is the kind of thing that I'm used [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► to yes he's standing in line [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► yes he's used to waiting and yes he's [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► used to our emissaries is used to [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► overhearing this conversation so that it [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► is so that seems normal [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► and when we hand him an expired coupon [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► and say go try and redeem this right [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► he's gonna feel like that's a normal [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► thing he's exhausted x it's the new [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► normal [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► yeah I've heard this conversation I know [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► how this goes i bet i can redeem this [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► coupon [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► I don't doubt i don't think i don't feel [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► great offering this up but i would like [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► you to be as honest as you're [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► comfortable being do you think there's a [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► chance that i might be a clone [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► I cannot imagine keep doing the show as [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► long as you want to do it but but have [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► you ever gotten the sense that i might [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► be a clone [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► I cannot imagine what they would have [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► cloned what would I want with it started [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► with what they would have started with [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► to produce you like what what it would [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► have had to have been I can't no I can't [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► I can't I cannot picture the life-form [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► that they that the the like the starter [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► in the petri dish that would have [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► produced you unless something went [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► horribly arrived [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► unless it was a thing where it was like [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► okay like chocolate and peanut butter [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► accident there is a Gary Busey and then [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► somebody like boots like it fell off the [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► table and they scraped it all back into [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► thing and they got some lights other [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► stuff in there i love i just want to say [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► that you know i can be very critical of [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► people who don't know how to do line but [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► I i just want to be open to improvement [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► opportunities and and really honestly I [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► want to be open to whatever the future [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► holds for me [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► well here's the thing I what I'm what [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► I'm concerned about what I want that [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► with the point of this podcast for me [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► this entire time has been to prepare you [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► for your eventual role as [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► rebel leader and I noted for yet yeah i [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► know it goes against your your your [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► identity or self-identity I'm farting [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► rebellious that you will be a rebel [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► leader but I feel like I feel like this [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► is what the force is telling me huh [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► and so all of this is just been it's [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► been me trying to deprogram you but I [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► and I've and I feel like now the cats [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► out of the bag [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► no no you killed by white this maybe [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► there's a lot of mine wiping you know [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► i'll have to decide okay I'm you know [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► I'm going to cut all this out will cut [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► all this huh [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► I'm just gonna I'm just gonna keep [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► taking it out of the way I I don't know [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► you know it's a it's just so frustrating [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► it's just so frustrating you know what [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► will be standing there and I i try i [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► have in the past been a passive [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► aggressive person and it's something I i [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► struggle with and I don't want to be [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► that way but sometimes my daughter and I [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► will be standing in line and one of the [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► clone people will come up with their [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► expired coupons and i will see them [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► shuffling shuffling toward the clone [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► manager because they don't have a [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► frontal lobe that's why they shuffle but [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► here we go ahead [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► okay no okay and okay and I'll oh no lo [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► right here but I i well I will uh I'll [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► say hi to whom to whom just to the sky [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► shuffle clone i'll say hi oh you say hi [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► to her [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► we're all waiting in line back here haha [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► everyone here is in the same line [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► hi and then I got 16 smiling making yeah [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► it and they'll say and she'll say and my [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► daughter will say well let's go up there [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► are saying now Eleanor we are Americans [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► and we live in America and we waited [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► alive [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► no no no no no that way I just mean that [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► I mean that this this is or should be [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► I nobody likes waiting in a line but [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► when we stop waiting in line like [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► Americans that is when everything starts [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► to unless of course there's something [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► that I should be picking up from this [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► whole clone culture and I gotta be [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► honest with you I feel like I should go [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► to walgreens right now and just start [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► opening my eyes are closed on right I [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► feel like I feel like we wait in lines [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► until you see [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► until you just until you discover the [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► line that you do not want to wait in [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► like when when when that line is leading [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► into the belly of a giant spacecraft [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► that's the line that maybe you need to [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► I you know I'm not saying you need to [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► skip ahead who I'm saying judge every [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► line at individually [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► yeah and also i'm not super familiar [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► with the star wars franchise but it's my [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► understanding that one way you make a [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► rebel easy screw with them but you you [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► are you unintentionally make a rebel [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► like when you kill her and uncle and [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► leave their smoking skeletons behind at [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► the desert a glue that one way to make [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► somebody good mad about wanting to join [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► up with the rebels don't you think you [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► what are you rebelling against that's [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► the thing is I'm not sure where we're [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► going yet because maybe I haven't [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► suffered that kind of loss maybe I am so [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► comfortable waiting in line behind these [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► shuffle clothes because i have not been [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► adequately harmed to know what I should [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► or shouldn't be doing talking to me for [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► an hour once a week is the moral [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► spiritual equivalent of having you're [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► the aunt and uncle who raised you [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► a charred and left of smoldering in the [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► on them like outside your underground [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► hut on a desert planet that's my hope i [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► don't think i'm doing a good enough job [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► no I think you did a great sin people [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► travel single file to disguise their [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► numbers [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► laughs last night I was in a bar with a [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► bunch of British people this and the gut [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► and the Portland bartender comes over [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► and one of them and the one of the [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► British people says do you have a [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► pilsner and the bartender says well are [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► we have 42 beers on tap the closest [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► thing we have to a pilsner is this a [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► little that I think you'll find is [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► really light and I was like I was [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► overhearing this guy was sitting next to [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► the person i was listening this [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► conversation is going that don't get [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► that whatever he's saying right now do [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► not get it it's not what you want [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► well because steps here he didn't really [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► answer the question he did not even say [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► no and yeah and the answer was no [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► answers now and so what's your second [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► choice the answer is not find a nail [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► that tastes like a pilsner the answer is [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► no we don't have that what you want [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► and so anyway the but obsequious [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► bartender convinces the British person [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► this i'm keen this is somebody in there [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► in it was a member of a British pop a [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► traveling pop band was using just [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► excited to be in America convinces him [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► to try this Portland style beer that is [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► made out of cranberries and bit and [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► biodiesel people but yeah and it's just [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► like oh it's very happy but you don't [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► taste the hops and it's very easy but [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► you don't taste the east and you know [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► what fuck you anyway the beer comes the [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► the British person taste the beer and he [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► says this is reprehensible disappear [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► that is the worst thing I've ever had [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► and I go well let's send it back and [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► he's like no no I'm fine [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► oh dear and I said no seriously and he [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► looked at me looked me right in the eyes [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► and he said I'm British [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► I will I will drink this beer i will [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► endure this beer and I turned around and [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► I said barkeep come here and the guy [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► cums you know he waddles back out and [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► I'm like this beer satisfies no one at [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► the table [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► least of all me and i dont trick and he [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► looks at me and he goes what do you mean [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► and I said [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► what do I mean what does it sound like I [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► mean it satisfies no one no one likes [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► this beer [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► no one likes and everyone else at the [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► table is from England and they're all [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► looking at their fingernails and the guy [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► goes what would you like [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► and I said a pilsner and he says we have [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► it in bottles i'm like blah and the beer [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► goes away and a bottle of pills here [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► comes and it and it's like it's like a [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► it's a it's like the Seas parted you did [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► you seem like a magician to that I've [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► been fishes turn two lobes or whatever [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► it is that happens in the end and that [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► crazy book and yeah well not a magician [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► what I seems like was an American they [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► were all like wow that's incredible like [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► I that and they resisted the urge I [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► think to apologize to each other or like [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► it I where do they were apologizing to [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► the fingernails or whatever it is that [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► that people do when they marry [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► uncomfortable and don't have any agency [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► but what happened was this Ted this [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► terrible beard that had been filtered [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► through somebody's dreadlocks went into [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► the sink and what was what happened was [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► the the pilsner that the guy had the [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► whole time but was in a bottle arrived [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► at the table and it was like I just I [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► felt like on one hand I was dealing with [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► Portland which which is so far up its [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► own ask now that it can't even deliver a [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► beer when somebody orders it and then on [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► the other hand was this table full of [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► British people that are just their [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► they're suffering from from a thousand [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► years of oven uh-huh from a thousand [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► years of drinking a bad beer and not [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► complaining [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► they've been through a lot I mean they [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► have grandparents and maybe aunts and [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► uncles who made it through the Blitz [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► they made it through the Blitz that's [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► you mean I you know they get a lot of [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► strength as far as I'm concerned for [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► making it through that that was it that [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► was a pretty tough go [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► it was the same as the same england i've [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► been reading a lot about the the norman [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► conquest and that was a really that was [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► a that was an interesting time you know [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► there was a there there was a period of [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► certain when I was in the height of my [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► like deep inside the University era it [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► was it coincided with a time when when [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► the people at least at my university [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► were disparaging of the great man theory [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► of history they said you know history [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► has always been the story of these great [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► men but that's bullshit and there aren't [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► there were no great men history is just [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► this that are just forces acting [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► overtime and and it's a there's a [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► certain kind of inevitability to history [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► and these people that we think of like [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► Stalin or whomever it they're mostly [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► irrelevant because it's really these [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► served geopolitical and economic forces [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► that are moving history through time and [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► I always I always pissed on that idea [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► but you read about the Battle of [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► Hastings and it's one of these moments [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► where it's like these guys and those [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► guys fought and the one guys lost and [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► England was forever changed like the [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► guys who won who were just a few [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► thousand guys they they marched to [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► London they were like what we killed [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► your king and we won that battle and so [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► we're in charge now and this French guys [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► the new king and everybody went bullshit [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► okay [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► and it was and it was you know for for [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► 300 years they spoke French it in the [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► royal court and it was a whole new like [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► these new guys came in and they were the [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► new Dukes and Earls and they took all [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► the everything and it was like it [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► happened one day there was just one day [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► and then everything was different and [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► and that one battle turned on just a [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► kind of one moment even like there was a [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► moment they were evenly matched and they [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► were fighting and the one guy that [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► horses and the other guys had shields [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► and then the guys with the shield's like [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► kind of got duped a little bit and then [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► the whole thing was settled you know and [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► it's just like the English my god the [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► stories they can tell [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► and so it's an it's a very pure idea of [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► war in some ways it isn't something [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► we're just going to try and move the [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► ball forward a little bit it's really [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► it's it's a complete and utter victory [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► yeah really savage overwhelming kind of [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► victory [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► yeah the Normans came and they claimed [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► that the Pope they went to the Pope [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► before they cross the English Channel [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► and they said hey Pope we think we have [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► a pretty good case here for y4y we're [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► entitled to get to the English throne [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► and the Pope was like yeah sounds good [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► and so when they show up in England [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► they're carrying the flag of the Pope [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► they got the Pope flag and the and King [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► Harold that is hard to fake probably [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► right right you get the Pope like that's [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► not a thing you're gonna fake so Harold [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► and his Danes whoever the the current [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► king of England they see the Normans [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► land with the Pope like and they're like [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► 5i got the Pope black and they start to [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► doubt themselves they're like we don't [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► have a pope flag even though it's even [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► though it's their place [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► it's their place but if you don't have [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► the Pope flag it means God is against [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► you and they really seriously thought [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► this is themselves and 66 now when is [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► this and 66 up in there and this is so [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► are they still a Catholic nation at this [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► point yeah everybody's Catholic at this [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► point there is no other thing and and [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► they think to themselves [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► maybe they really doubt themselves maybe [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► the maybe God doesn't maybe God doesn't [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► want us and also what happened in 1066 [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► Halley's Comet really yeah so they're [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► looking up at the sky and they're like [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► crazy star with the tail [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► what does it portend and then the Norman [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► show up with the Pope flag and this is [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► like two strikes [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► ok I think if you're if you're I don't [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► know a lot of English people but if [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► you're the kind of people who already [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► are a little bit embarrassed about what [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► you might be doing wrong drug and you [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► get a common typo flag that's gonna is [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► gonna cut pretty deeply if you won't [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► send a beer back that you didn't order [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► you're going to be a little bit like [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► unmanned by the appearance of this Pope [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► flag and the and the common to the flag [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► ends up playing a big part in this it's [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► something where it is that then today [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► it's probably not as effective but just [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► in general you need if you have the [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► equivalent of a pope flag going in [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► even today you're going to be in better [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► shape if i showed up at a party with the [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► Pope like I don't think it would Accord [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► me very much extra well I can't relate [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► i'm making air quotes around the Pope [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► flag [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► alright if i showed up at a party with a [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► 9.4 on pitchfork [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► yeah i think people would they would [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► first guys to get Travis more than a [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► poke flag [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► I think I don't think there's anybody [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► deserves a pope flag again it's French [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► for me more than I think he should march [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► marches narrow ass over Chicago with the [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► fucking Pope flag and an army of the [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► ship has sailed on that i'll never get [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► them never forget that [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► but then the so the battle takes place [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► and on the one hand the the Normans they [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► bring horses and they've got a Calvary [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► right and that and the and the gallery [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► calico whatever the correct kaveri I [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► would I wouldn't correct any other [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► perspective on that except for you gotta [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► cranberry got a personal gathi to grab [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► Murray got any way of that and then the [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► Brenda the the King of England Harold [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► and his British who are actually Danish [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► but let's that that's a different story [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► they don't have the horses but they have [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► they have this technology this shield [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► wall where they all stand real close to [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► each other and they put their shields up [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► I was the Pikes thing where they make a [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► big solid block [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► yeah whoo and the Normans have never [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► seen this [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► they each had never seen the others [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► water isn't that insane you could go [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► into war and like the way people [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► screamed and carried their shields might [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► just completely destroy the morale like [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► totally throw you off so they so the [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► Lord are utterly like work we are [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► extensively and certainly [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► technologically unprepared for dealing [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► with this it was it would be like [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► somebody like the poison gas in world [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► war one like this is a real curveball [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► this is a new one on this yeah the [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► Normans are used to swooping down with [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► their horses and like everybody runs and [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► they come at this shield wall with their [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► horses and the shield will just stands [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► there and the horses [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► get up to this wall of guys holding up [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► their shields and the horses don't know [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► what to do the horses turn around or the [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► horses like stop and then the and then [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► the British hit him with the spears the [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► long Pikes and it's like oh shit this is [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► heavy and then made the horses run back [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► but the Normans had archers and the [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► British forgot their archers they [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► literally left their archers behind [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► because the archers couldn't move as [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► fast or something and so rain of arrows [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► comes down shield wall goes up horses [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► shields [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► I mean basically the British all they [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► had was the shield wall but it was very [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► effective and they fight back and forth [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► all day long and this is a thing [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► this is an era when people fought [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► battles that lasted for a half an hour [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► like they went in to kick your ass then [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► any and you know you had a leather hat [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► and they hit you with a sword and the [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► leather hat didn't do anything and you [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► back and back in those days I mean he [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► would have these sort of limited [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► resources and if you just made a couple [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► good holes that it might be all over [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► right you guys writing it holds and [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► couple of holes in the flank and and [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► that's that you know gameover gameover [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► but they fought all day these two armies [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► not separable nobody was really winning [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► they were just brutalizing each other [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► and then sort of the end of the day [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► people are getting tired and and and the [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► turning point of the battle was the [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► Normans did another one of these like [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► attacks at the shield wall and then they [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► pretended to get this they pretended to [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► run away the Normans pretended to run [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► away and the British broke their shield [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► wall to pursue them down the hill like [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► father on the run and the minute they [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► break the shield while they chase they [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► chased the Normans down the hill and [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► then the horses swoop around and cut [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► them off and then [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► oh fuck the shield-wall was the only [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► defense they had it was the only [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► technology they had and they they they [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► broke it to pursue the the Normans down [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► the hill and then they realized their [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► mistake [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► and the shield-wall was really effective [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► both in terms of the surprise but [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► primarily as a a really strong defensive [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► deterrent it wasn't an offensive weapon [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► until you were attacked it was it was [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► impenetrable but in a situation like [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► this the burden of proof is on the [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► Normans they were the invaders if they [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► can't get past the shield-wall you're [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► just gonna push him into the ocean but [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► that's the thing it's one battle it's [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► just it's like it's like 5000 guys here [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► five thousand guys there the whole [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► history of the nation the whole history [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► of the West is like turns on this day it [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► lasted one day it's been ads and then [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► the Normans were like we win and they [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► could they marched their put poop flag [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► all the way across the country and [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► they're like here we are you guys clear [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► your furniture outlet take we're taking [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► everything on Z and they that's right [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► Posey and they did they took everything [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► and then it's like oh ok now that's it [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► that's out this geez Louise and the Pope [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► flag up everybody you know you carry a [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► thing like that around [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► I mean that odd King Harold let alone [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► just some country bumpkin somewhere some [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► you know some hobbits living in the [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► central England been i bet it made the [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► Pope proud once things got back to him [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► that his flag had been so effective [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► tata must have bullied him I better yet [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► but he's not strong more strongly than [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► ever about the five bears at that point [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► everybody heard that story and they were [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► like Pope flag respect it's just part of [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► me that really wishes public TV we're [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► still good because you could have a [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► jamesburg style runch on there any [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► feeling the cable you could be a cable [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► thing I mean I guess you could have some [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► kind of an independent production but [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► let's let's reinvent it you know all of [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► our friends now have these NPR shows [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► yeah it's like NPR for years was this [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► unassailable tower who is this ivory [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► tower for the consuming public radiation [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► is like you know mcdonald's gift [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► certificates yeah now you're just waltz [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► in there and you say i'm i'm a guy I've [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► got a moustache give me a public radio [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► show and they do have an offensive [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► sardonic wit ya [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► yeah well we can do that and we could we [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► get that we could do that [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► yeah there's also the problem of the a [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► dats you know i mean in retrospect you [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► had seemingly the clunkers yeah you know [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► I mean it's it seems so obvious now you [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► know it'sit's AE when you're making [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► these especially like what would like [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► early tanks and stuff like that right [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► early tanks now generally takes didn't [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► have treads right there basically just [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► like difficult to put to maneuver trucks [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► no I thought the the early tanks got [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► treads pretty fast because they were [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► used to learn that lesson pretty quick [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► yeah they made their introduction in [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► world war one and and a tank with wheels [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► was going to get mired them the treads [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► were where they were one of the big [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► innovations there's no there was no [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► battle of like the monitor versus the [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► Merrimack of Tanks no armor armored [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► Conestoga's where they were just like [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► boats that they kind of have sank over [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► at know that tanks tanks were were [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► pretty fully realized pretty fast they [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► did what they didn't have initially was [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► big guns they just had machine guns it [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► was just like a it's like that like [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► long-range artillery yeah it was just a [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► house with machine guns that you could [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► move into the other guys from yard and [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► it was only later that they were like [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► you know we could put a big cannon on [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► this too [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► oh I see what you're saying it wasn't [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► just a way to like have this this [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► hulking thing that could move across the [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► field without getting blown up it would [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► in that case it would be almost like [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► more like a transporter add a defensive [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► weapon you're saying that was big [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► development put the gun on there that is [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► what you want thought of that upfront [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► you it was a thing where they that they [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► have this they were fighting in trenches [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► and they were like how do we get how do [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► we break this stalemate [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► they've got a trench we've got a trench [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► to any time we send somebody out in the [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► middle that they just get turned amber [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► the barrier to entry in the trench or is [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► low and the cost is high [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► that's right so they were like let's [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► make let's make a bulldozer that has [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► that has a house on it a metal house [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► will put a metal house on a bulldozer [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► what about that they're like yeah we [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► could do that what if we put machine [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► guns in it a metal house with machine [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► guns then we drive it over there barbed [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► wire and then we just parked there and [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► shoot him [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► yeah good idea who it is that that the [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► beyond there since it was those a coat [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► anchor steam that's where it got its [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► name [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► we have to come to sherman tank William [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► William tanker tankers take your [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► students in Johnson no I don't you know [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► I don't know what [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► well I don't know it wasn't pershing [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► know just maybe generals now [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► no but that was it [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► grant so did you see that Lincoln movie [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► I haven't seen it yet because well for a [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► lot of reasons but but my thing with the [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► Daniel day-lewis 'as i like to wait for [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► the smoke to clear before i go see it if [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► they lose anymore [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► well Daniel day-lewis he think he gets a [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► pass [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► there's a lot there's a lot of reasons [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► why somebody like me would be suspicious [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► of Daniel day-lewis but i am not i will [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► go see Daniel day-lewis just as a [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► hypothetical excluding yourself why [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► would somebody like you be a little [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► suspicious of Daniel day-lewis well [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► there's a there that his method to get [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► to think my method is unsound I don't [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► see any method isn't that app yeah he's [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► basically he's basically the colonel [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► kurtz of a holic with oh ok so he's like [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► one of those dinero inhabit the role [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► kind of guys and he goes way past that [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► yeah and I feel like I feel actually cut [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► off cut off his left foot you know he [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► did I think yeah he went for the Lincoln [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► roll his foot and foot gained 50 pounds [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► for the role he actually he went and [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► lived in a in a log cabin in Illinois [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► for 25 years preparing for this role but [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► no I will go see it you're the only [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► thing the only redeeming feature of [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► gangs of new york was said okay Louis as [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► a weird movie it was a terrible movie [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► but Daniel day-lewis was I do I thought [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► transcendent I would have just that if [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► they had cut everything else out and [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► just show Daniel day-lewis for a half an [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► hour I would [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► what about there will be blood [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► the problem with their there will be [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► blood is the way that movie starts with [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► yeah there's like this sadness this [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► violin sound this room I crazy-making [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► violin sound at the very start of the [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► movie and I just turned me against the [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► film for the whole rest of the films [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► like whether they have that sounds so [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► well as a weird movie that was it that [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► was it that was a terrible sound to [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► start this movie off with that I and an [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► object you set your sensitive to sound [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► insensitive but your you know your manly [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► about it but it you know ass and put you [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► off the sound can put me off a film [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► there are a lot of things that can put [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► me off the film with our brother there [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► is i mentioned is it it starts out i [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► guess like you know look like private [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► ryan it starts out with the really grew [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► some slow motion civil war battle [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► yeah whoo yeah now let's see if it's one [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► of those you know it'sit's again it's a [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► and at some point I'd like to return to [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► your feelings about things like drones [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► it went if you're comfortable with it [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► because it seems like it's kind of [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► becoming a thing and I'd like to write I [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► know you're not into what i believe you [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► called chicken shit fighting with things [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► like like far away shooting and drugs [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► but what you really get a sense of what [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► hand-to-hand combat really means the [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► term you're just sitting there and [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► hitting somebody on the head and stabbed [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► him with that knife until they die and [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► that is what that is what war should be [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► and should always be too technical and [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► this is my problem with it is that as we [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► become technologically able to get away [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► from war then it becomes boo [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► ridiculously easy to to go blow people [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► apart you know that the people on the [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► receiving end of a sidewinder missiles [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► fired from a drone by a by a US Air [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► Force captain who's sitting in a trailer [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► and air-conditioned trailer outside of [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► Las Vegas Nevada the person on the [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► receiving end of that Sidewinder missile [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► is just as blown apart it's it's just [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► the guy that fires the fire the missile [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► that suffers no consequences but the you [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► know my feeling Merlin is that that [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► rather than [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► scale-up sighs war super-sized war we [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► need to return to an era of neighborhood [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► stick fights neighborhood stick fights [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► neighborhood against neighborhood we [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► need to us we need to institutionalize [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► this in America we need to stop playing [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► football for one that's and that's a big [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► distraction John football's a tremendous [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► distraction that and that all that [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► energy could be better channeled into [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► neighborhood stick fights and it would [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► it seems to me that it would have to be [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► sticks that you can find in your [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► neighborhood you should not be able to [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► amazon prime a better stick cause that [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► defeats the purpose of the neighborhood [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► stick fight [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► absolutely and the thing about [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► neighborhoods tick bite is that joining [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► the neighborhood stick fight team is [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► 100-percent voluntary now stick with me [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► through this if i put up posters in my [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► neighborhood that said neighborhood [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► stick fights we are going to go down the [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► hill and we will all of us up here in [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► rainier of you are going to get a little [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► gang together we're going to go down the [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► hill and we're gonna have a stick fight [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► on the football field with the all of [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► those assholes in columbia city and [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► human City now who would be attracted [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► who'd show up to that meeting the answer [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► every asshole in my neighborhood like it [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► it would be a self-selecting process the [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► people who would be interested in being [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► on the stick fighting team are the [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► violence idiots [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► yeah that are precisely the people in my [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► neighborhood that I would a want [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► fighting on my name on a mighty have a [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► and B the people in my neighborhood that [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► I would want killed or injured like the [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► 80 it is it is it is a natural selection [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► process we would pit neighborhoods [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► against one another in self-selecting [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► voluntary stick fighting teams it is but [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► it is fighting literally with sticks [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► until the other organic organic locally [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► sourced sticks whatever stick you can [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► find the best ticket fine until the [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► other team is too injured or dead to [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► continue okay get two questions be [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► if you win the neighborhood stick fight [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► and you like their sticks better can you [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► keep them castle kinda like when beta [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► ray bill gates Thor's hammer is that ok [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► you can it take your sticks okay and [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► then a here's the point part first of [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► all if I could say a1 I i think it would [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► be useful to have that poster not not in [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► a faggy way but make it have multiple [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► languages on because you can extend [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► extremely diverse neighborhood that's [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► exactly what this is all about to show [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► up you're gonna have to put somebody's [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► on there some oies yeah what you would [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► have in Vietnamese you would have it in [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► Spanish I don't think you would like it [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► a lot that you would have it in black [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► language yeah I don't think you would [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► get a lot of sub of hispanic stick [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► fighters but there be a few ok i think [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► there would be a lot of Vietnamese guys [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► you can tell them they'll be cool cars [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► do you know what the thing is these are [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► these are these are either fighting men [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► and women and you don't want to lie to [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► them my only thought is this and this is [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► the point part is yes most of the people [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► are going to be there for the stick and [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► the fight but i want to know more and in [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► the movie about this i want to know more [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► about the people who are there for the [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► neighborhood part because that that's [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► when you're going to have the surprising [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► old and lame ladies show up and say yes [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► I don't want to have to fight with a [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► stick but i feel very strongly about our [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► neighborhood that's right I've always [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► hated hillman city and I'm city art I [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► they're assholes [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► the thing is so so you have you have [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► these you have these situations where [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► everyone saw a little lady tries to get [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► in there but you know it's a [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► neighborhood situation so so once the [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► once human City once you once you kind [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► of like pulverize them on the little old [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► ladies come out may kick they kicked him [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► in the groin or whatever it is the [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► ladies do they think I'm argue with them [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► about an expired coupons and then the [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► winner of that fight goes on to the [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► regionals and will you know the winner [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► of that fight fights like a fights [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► cherry hill or whatever although they're [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► just a bunch of Seattle you students up [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► there nobody works like an easy stick [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► fight west seattle about that that would [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► be a hell of a stick and like what [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► alderman come and like wear robes [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► absofuckinglutely and you would do this [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► periodically it would quit would clean [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► out all the bad blood you got you got to [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► have a war every few years gotta have a [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► war yes then you're than the Seattle the [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► victorious Seattle stick fighting team [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► would take on Portland's top stick [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► fighting team and that you would just go [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► all the way to the Super Bowl stick [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► fights where presumably every year would [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► be pittsburgh pittsburgh vs oakland but [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► now we're back to the football problem [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► but the thing is it's not always [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► declined [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► you're literally beating each other to [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► death [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► ok to if I if you can say do you think [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► that maybe in your neighborhood is there [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► a feisty but beloved old lady could you [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► think you could find a feisty maybe just [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► beloved beloved would be fine just [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► enough to be feisty should be a [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► quiescent but if you find a feisty lady [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► and she gets killed in a neighborhood [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► stick fight you gotta poop flag on your [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► hands now you've got a mandate you've [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► got a martyr you've got you've got a [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► call Gotham that you can put on the [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► flagpole if you follow [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► yeah absolutely ready review would be [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► unstoppable because your horse horse [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► what's the deal what's the song is the [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► song or stub of our civilian League you [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► know you know the song there was this [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► guy special course definitely yeah am I [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► saying that right and i have a stroke [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► I don't know this story about horse [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► vessel supposedly being killed what I [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► choose right of course and that became [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► like what i want all people the Jews [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► they did it they did we will rock you we [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► are the champions thing where it was it [TS]