Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► hi Merlin has it going out so late [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► ha look it's late and you are a busy guy [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► no I'm not really you're busy been [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► traveling yeah I have to say though the [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► the work that you're doing is God's work [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► thank you John thank you [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► I know we talked a lot about civics yes [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► yes you are putting your money where [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► your mouth is [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► well my mouth is in a chair for nine [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► hours a day [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► this is boring no one cares all that's [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► not true you are doing jury duty which [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► is every American's duty that's why they [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► call it duty jury duty instead of jury [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► option [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► Michael cherry option right but in such [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► a hurry to be not reduce injury doobie [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► know now so you're in one of those those [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► wood chairs [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► yeah no no it has come a long way and [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► then Madlock comes over and well you [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► know if you had not texted me like [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► literally 15 minutes ago I was going to [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► go home and watch out 12 angry men but [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► instead i was watching at the greatest [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► great escape that I think myself a [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► little break [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► that's a nice one it makes you laugh [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► when you're sitting there in the jury [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► box you can imagine yourself jumping [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► your stolen Nazi motorcycle [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► ok part where spoilers no spoilers sorry [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► sorry you've never seen it now I haven't [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► oh no I immediately struck me as seeing [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► a lot like that class of movies that we [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► enjoy [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► yes yeah yeah yeah it seemed a little [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► bit like Dirty Dozen a little bit like [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► force 10 from navarone a bit of a later [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► later longest day [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► should i ask i watch that what does have [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► you not seen the longest day know what [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► is that oh the longest day create here I [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► go the longest day it's a it's a movie [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► but you just said that again okay hey [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► great that down the longest then just [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► it's a movie about DJ okay and it's the [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► original like massive Hollywood picture [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► starring every single actor like it's [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► Cod it's got it [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► David Niven it's got you love David [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► Niven I'm even giving your canonical guy [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► with a beret who blows things up [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► he is and you know it's the british guy [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► with the bomb that you kind of want to [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► be ya the briefcase full of the [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► briefcase full of bombs from for stem [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► from know he was enforced it was he [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► I'm not going to go into David Nevins [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► Lincoln you know John I i'm not a Joseph [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► Campbell archivist but i'm pretty sure [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► the disco hacking hope we're not gonna [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► talk about comics but this is a [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► character the guy with the beret from [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► England briefcase full of bombs [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► yes and he at first he seems a little [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► bit poncy but but haven't but he knows [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► where to put the bomb it does he does he [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► knows how to blow up he knows how to [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► blow up the mountain but in such a way [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► that there's plenty of time to escape [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► which are they coming by the beach or [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► are they coming the other way like where [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► you comin from via it's a story they do [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► come via the beach can in on the on [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► d-day on de de as we say in the purlins [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► d4 day but it's the whole story of d-day [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► it's like it's it was when when saving [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► private ryan came out this may shock and [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► surprise you but when saving private [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► ryan came out I had no interest in [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► seeing it because i had seen the longest [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► day and it was definitive he felt like [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► it was a high bar it was important [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► because it's you know the longest day is [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► made it is made well that well while the [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► sand of d-day beaches was still on the [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► shoulders of half of the actors in the [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► film you know like there are a lot of [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► actual world war two veterans in the [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► and so Steven Spielberg with his slow [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► motion bullets and stuff I was just like [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► I don't need it [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► I don't need to see it and it was only [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► when I when I was introduced to band of [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► brothers on one of my earliest jetblue [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► flights so the first one the first time [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► I took jetblue right after they had [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► opened as a company you know back when [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► having a TV on an airplane seemed like [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► it was it was literally unique there was [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► a community what you can watch any on a [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► plane inside of the seat [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► yeah and i'm saying i sat down in my [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► leather seat and looked at this little [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► postage stamp-sized TV and I said are [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► you kidding it's likely i'll never it's [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► like flying has become fun again right [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► and i sat and i watched probably i don't [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► know how many episodes of band of [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► brothers probably for at least episodes [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► of band of brothers back-to-back and [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► that's an amazing television show and [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► then it caused me to say to it piqued my [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► curiosity about about perception private [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► ryan enough that i went to watch it was [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► like that right but the longest day [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► that's where everybody needs to start [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► I'm not breaking my rule and looking [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► here and it's alphabetical to forgive me [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► get you got Eddie Albert and Albert's [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► there you get Paul Anka you that sir is [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► that correct yes they're all that you [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► know they're only potter there's like a [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► prank or hook canary trap you get [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► Richard Burton red buttons [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► what's right shut up honoree fabian [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► maybe fabian which I look bitch I would [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► put in the pile with a Paul Anka you got [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► Henry Fonda what right and this is a [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► year before the great escape this came [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► out now if memory serves October fourth [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► 1962 remembering that right yeah so [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► before thank you know to the 110 111 [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► whatever takes sure and I think it's [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► down approximately two percent and [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► popularity this week [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► uh-huh it's a hell of a movie it's [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► probably three hours long [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► I like a Torah Torah yeah and you really [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► get this you you know it [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► every one of those guys has their star [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► turn everybody gets their character [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► development everybody has their you know [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► their moment [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► its a mix it with your friends and [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► watched when you finally watch the Ryan [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► yeah i mean like I'm guessing I'm just [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► just speculating that you must have been [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► kind of into the on the beach scene [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► right well that's pretty great right [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► yeah the war stuff is is awesome but you [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► know I don't care how many how many like [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► makeup lines you draw on Tom Hanks with [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► the eyeliner pencil boy I case tell i [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► still see him in bosom buddies yeah [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► whatever that time Peter Scolari every [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► time he comes on the screen I see him [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► with the falsies on trying to sneak up [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► into the into his like all-girl [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► apartment building a good shout it was a [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► great show and then if you do hit I feel [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► like his most sophisticated role was in [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► bachelor party a witch and that's what [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► that's what like Tom Hanks character [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► development stops for me is you think [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► that the head that's the hanks about the [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► SS is standing there [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► he's standing there like that and it's [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► two steps down to the living room of his [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► big hotel room [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► yeah and and his friends are throwing [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► him throwing him a big bachelor party [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► where he's going to have sex with a lot [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► of hookers and girls and he just can't [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► because he loves his fiancee too much [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► and that's complicated losses to Beyonce [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► I remember i'm trying to member who is [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► in that it was it was I mean that was [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► don't that's one of those movies that is [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► not aged super well I mean yeah it's one [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► of those movies like how like what [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► it's a lot like a few good men it's [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► canonical in a lot of ways like you [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► watching a WoW like when I i love this [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► one came out and I and but it really [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► feels like kind of a time [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► well let me just answer my own question [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► yes to a common objection objection has [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► cast and answered Tom Hanks's love [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► interest and fiance in batches [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► is a tawny kitaen is trying to get haha [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► funny contain David covered sales [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► girlfriend [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► yes and now I think pretty pretty like [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► resolutely over onto the other side of [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► like cookie wall and right isn't it [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► hasn't she's some kind of like [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► conservative blogger or she's like a [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► spanker or a vaccine person that kind of [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► how or maybe like a like like like what [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► is she using her bully pulpit for she [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► knows maybe with something else like she [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► was arrested for a for waving a pistol [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► around or she she had she was wearing [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► some of those sweatpants that had a bad [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► hollister written on the back and and [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► like date rape the girl i don't remember [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► what it was about it [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► whatever happened to Tony contain it [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► wasn't pretty and that's and that is a [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► tragedy to me because I I found her very [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► attractive in the Hades tiled god yes [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► but it was the way that was a the [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► keyboard player from journeys girlfriend [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► who is that Jonathan Cain had a hot [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► girlfriend to remember [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► come on stay with me united ahead and go [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► all the way into journeys girlfriends [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► well you got the greatest hits though [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► I could not I could not handle Steve [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► Perry I could just couldn't handle it [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► there wasn't anything about Steve Perry [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► I could handle yeah you know it's deep [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► what he needs this context he makes a [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► lot of sense in context [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► yeah but I never had the context i [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► always was like yes he is he's [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► ambiguously gendered he's ambiguously [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► like I'm not seriously calendar is what [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► he is he's ambiguously talented i'm not [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► sure whether he's asian south pacific [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► islander I know his replacement is I'm [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► not sure about TPP replaced by a Samoan [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► I'm saying is the the new singer in [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► journeys from the philippines haha [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► he do that no i didn't but my mind is [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► you know I literally exhausted from jury [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► duty and i'm suddenly America I mention [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► these different supergroups and now when [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► involve the replacement singers from [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► bands simply you've got you got the memo [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► Steve Perry I got the guy who's not rob [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► halford right Gary Chicot sharoni oh [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► come on line for her from vanillin three [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► can ruin a wet dream [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► that's it's just all here saying it's [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► all singers it's all replacement singers [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► i think i think the girlfriend of [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► anybody in a famous man should be named [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► Tony I mean justjust for archival [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► reasons there was a girl in my high [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► school and she said her nickname or was [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► that your given name was writ was a real [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► man she was a shoes of a guy I always [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► felt like she was an attractive girl [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► yes I was thinking the other day I [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► remember I was at a high school party I [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► right at that transition when we were i [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► guess i guess it's a transition that you [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► make at the beginning of your senior [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► year where you start to have parties in [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► motels a.m. instead of at people's [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► houses we're like okay what you know [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► like we're old enough now we can go get [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► a hotel and we're going to have a party [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► there and it wasn't one of these motel [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► parties in Anchorage and there was it [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► was it was the socialist the socialists [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► were having a party right [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► and somehow at that point by the time [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► you're seeing your lucky kinda like I [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► felt very comfortable crashing social [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► parties even though they didn't want me [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► there and I showed up in my in my trench [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► coat with the book the whiteout skull [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► and crossbones on the back with my [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► friend Cal and we were you know we were [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► looking for trouble and it's all the [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► girls with the with the sprayed up bangs [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► and everything and this girl very drunk [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► went into the bathroom went to the went [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► went potty she went number 20 and she [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► came out and had failed to flush the [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► toilet [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► oh no the poor thing yeah and so the [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► next guy who to the to the room and [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► whatever social guy was in their next [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► comes out he's like oh my god you guys [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► have got to see this [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► and you know this girl is very drunk she [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► stumbles off you know with her pink high [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► heels wavering on the carpet but [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► everybody else at the party then one by [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► one files into the bathroom to see that [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► this girl has made an enormous two key [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► so big like like wide like wide and long [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► is a toilet filling DC and its limits [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► but what's amazing about it in addition [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► to just the massiveness of it is it is a [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► one-piece Dukey so she 16 right yeah it [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► is a it is like a boa constrictor [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► Oh No in the toilet and everything you [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► know in any other place that would be [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► seen as extremely healthy right if I had [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► made it to I still envy that do get [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► think about it all the time I cock God [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► if I could just that is an aspirational [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► Dukey but her whole life was changed by [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► one misstep she did not hit the flusher [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► right and it's actually an initial signs [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► did you file in course I saw the Dookie [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► sure [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► and these are her friends you know this [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► isn't a case where some social girl came [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► to a to like one of our parties and we [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► were raked over the coals like these [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► were her people [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► these were her pals and she I remember [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► her being kind of a pretty girl who was [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► aspiring to to jump into a higher social [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► class in high school or whatever choose [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► issues just under the line for being one [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► of the top girls as she saw it and this [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► was just this plummeted her status [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► because because it you can you see is [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► she walking down the hall and there may [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► be some guy with a mullet walking behind [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► her holding his fingers 18 inches apart [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► now over her head and it was just like [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► think about all the times that that [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► happened in high school I remember a guy [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► of a really good friend of mine [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► in eighth grade the story went around [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► that he had a slumber party or a bunch [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► of dudes bunch of the cool kids came [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► over to his house and he was kind of one [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► of them one of the kids on the fringe of [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► the cool kid group and the next day at [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► school it was contested that he that [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► somebody will come in tonight and he was [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► jacking it and all the kids within [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► within before first period was out the [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► entire school knew that this guy was [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► jacking it at a slumber party with a [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► bunch of his friends and I i found it at [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► the time and i find it now impossible to [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► believe that he was legitimately jacking [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► it but even if he were he had to move he [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► had to move and change his name him [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► because he did he moved and changed his [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► name is diis know i'm on facebook he [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► still goes by a different name changed [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► his name forever anyway this girl with [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► the Dookie I was thinking about it the [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► other day this was before people had [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► cameras on their phones imagine now that [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► would be it [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► it'd be on the top of it be on the top [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► of that i can eat cheeseburgers [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► yeah yeah I gosh i'm at i can haz meme [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► generator you know it's it's one thing [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► if you fart you know it it's another [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► thing if you miss speak your fly is down [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► but you know for a guy i mean first of [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► all I i have to say i can't believe you [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► you you can't imagine somebody checking [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► it at an overnight because you know i [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► thought well i got anything i'm not [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► gonna say anything but I mean that what [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► are you saying that are you saying that [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► circle jerking me was actually a thing [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► now I'm not saying that all I'm saying [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► the privacy of your own toilet moment if [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► you needed to run a batch it that might [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► be something you would do as a dude if [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► you get caught that's [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► you know that's kind of off limits but [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► for a lady [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► I just I can't eat I can't imagine [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► anything worse if she were literally [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► blowing the principal in the bathroom [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► it would be nowhere near as bad as [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► forgetting to flush h it and enviable [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► Dukey and the big the biggest food that [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► anybody's ever seen [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► yes but i think but like light like so [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► many things involving ND and status [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► right then you think it's like kind of a [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► complicated combination of language you [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► I mean like you like anything you would [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► go like oh it's like discovering that [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► somebody makes two or three more zeroes [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► than you thought they made every year my [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► you'd go like who that person is rich in [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► this case she has made a literally [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► perfect Dukey at a party and you know [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► let me sketch on Roderick how often have [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► you made a perfect Dukey a party I [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► should I pooped a party I pooped a party [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► in la one time it was super complicated [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► complicated [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► yeah i was a multi-stage job oh how come [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► back to that if you want I will [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► literally circle back to that but but [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► but but for a lady [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► yeah and a at our time like no you don't [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► want you don't want to show that you [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► have any bodily functions of any kind if [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► she had left bloody panties like [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► literally on the cake [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► it would be not as bad as it is as a has [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► an enviable Dukey yeah now in contrast [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► like early on in seventh grade in my [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► biology class we were all sitting [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► working on a problem at those big long [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► black tables that if you put your finger [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► on it for a long time it it makes a [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► little sweat spot you know those black [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► table Jesus biology yeah we got one of [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► and I'm sitting sitting there working on [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► a problem like we got a lab partner like [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► you are too wide [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► we're all sitting at the classes the [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► class is deathly quiet you can hear a [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► pin drop and i have and i feel that i [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► have i have to make a fart and so I kind [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► of you know I lift up one side of my [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► bottom you provide an affordance III [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► that's right I know if I for an exit [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► area that mean it means acceptable means [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► of ingress that's right now keep working [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► on my project my part my black partners [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► there and I proceeded to for whatever [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► reason make the loudest fart was it [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► flappy it was loud and long and perfect [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► and now I recognizes it as the perfect [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► part because all this i mean everything [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► was set up biology class seventh-grade [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► perfect silence hard wood chair i'm in [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► the front row of the class there's [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► nowhere to hide and I make a perfect [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► 30-second long super further and it was [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► the situation whether the reaction was [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► so instantaneous and also so perfect [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► everybody like jumped back as if as if a [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► cobra had sprung out of a half [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► yeah chairs are falling back kids are [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► like falling over each other to escape [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► and it's all happening instantaneously [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► like the sound wave hasn't even made it [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► to the wall and kids are scrambling to [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► get away from the blast zone slicks the [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► girls are screaming and yelling and I [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► and I remember I remember sitting there [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► and there was no up there was no [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► mortification because there was it was [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► not possible [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► like I couldn't be mortified in that [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► moment because it had it was so far over [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► it was so fun pat was no question that [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► you have doubt it because the kids on [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► either side of me flew away for me like [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► they were they were at Ground Zero [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► clamoring over tables to get away and I [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► just SAT there continued writing may be [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► paid no jets hear that he kind and just [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► like owned it [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► I i had the presence in seventh grade to [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► own it with no I was not trying to [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► pretend that i hadn't like I had a [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► superior smirk on my face and just kept [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► writing on my piece of paper and it was [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► then then it was up to them so it was [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► precisely like nothing happened but it [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► was like oh that happened but i'm just [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► going to keep moving [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► oh it happened but and I mean the [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► teachers sitting at her desk and I think [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► maybe even she stood up and took a step [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► back but then i can connect to write so [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► how the burden the burden of proof the [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► onus is on everyone else in the room [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► like what are you going to do now [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► right like you're all crowding against [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► the walls what are you gonna do next [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► yeah like eventually you have to take [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► your seats again and i'm still just [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► gonna be sitting here writing writing my [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► assignment with the self-satisfied smile [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► and eventually they did eventually they [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► all like crept back cursing me and and [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► you have better but it like it was [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► bulletproof by the next day it was it [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► was like the stuff of myth the stuff of [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► myth and also liked it was it was a [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► feather in my cap right i mean that's [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► what you think is like a few things like [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► receded in like tried to you know play [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► it off legit and go like oh no it's [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► actually like plotting your no plausible [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► deniability [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► youyou Delta you owned it if I face that [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► even gotten Red I i would i would have [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► been it would have been like [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► I might as well cut off my hands on that [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► is a career-defining was it was it was a [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► it was a moment of self-knowledge I was [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► like that's right that's right it's [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► kinda sexy almost fell apart like this [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► but as for any of you will ever hear or [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► see ya [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► and any in you were there the whole time [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► but for a lady uh i mean i have to feel [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► like if this girl had stood in the door [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► of the bathroom and send like and sold [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► tickets for a dollar [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► it would have been better for her than [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► to just kind of stumbled out of the [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► bathroom and drunkenly stumble away i [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► dont no question there's a thousand ways [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► that could have been better for her like [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► if she if she had gone like hey guys [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► and then shatter on a copy of escape by [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► journey that would like a thousand times [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► more hot that would've been hotter than [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► like necking with the second cutest girl [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► but then the fact that she space the [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► flushing he oh my god that's miserable I [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► i I'm not gonna leave that off of that's [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► just [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► oh yeah so yeah it just goes to show i'm [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► not sure what it goes to show flush you [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► know what they say you know in music you [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► know if you had a clam [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► oh yeah do it three times its apart i [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► think that's the only smoke that said [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► that literally only wants to clamp into [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► three times it's a it's a bit but you [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► know that like you know I i learned this [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► too late but they would say that you [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► know if you had a clam [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► I don't make a face right like if you if [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► you hit like a and you know i have [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► stepped off on an important part that [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► everybody can hear like don't make a [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► face you know because a lot of people [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► will not even notice [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► yeah well and there's a hit an [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► interesting adjunct to that story my [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► good friend david bazan who is now a [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► friend of yours also david bazan who [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► tells a story when he was a young man [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► playing the drums in like and he was [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► even a drummer who backed up [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► church music at his because his father [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► was a music pastor right and so Dave [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► started out his career as a as a drum [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► teenage drummer behind all these people [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► singing and playing in church and he [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► said he was playing drums behind some [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► some singer in in a church band who was [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► really cheesy singer and really pretty [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► bad and after the you know after the [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► performance he walks off stage and his [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► mom grabs him by the shirt and she says [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► you were you were behind the drums [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► making faces at that singer when the [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► singer couldn't hit when the singer mr. [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► note [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► you would make a grimace and you can [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► never ever ever do that and tables like [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► oh I was just like and I was so awful [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► that I couldn't she was like you can [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► never ever when you're onstage make a [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► face when someone misses the note like [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► that your job if you have any job it is [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► to stand up there and present not only [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► your own flubs as you know as [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► professionally as you can but like you [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► are representing that singer you are [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► representing yourself and everything [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► while you're up there you're there to [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► support them its kind of the poor shape [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► for axiom or like you can make a face to [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► like support them and go wow that was [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► really rocking but no no ugly face no no [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► no shit face because it becomes like a [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► like a footnote like a really really [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► wish [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► yeah exactly [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► for Dave one of my Saturday night people [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► so it's a very emotional face [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► I mean I think it's think Dave it's you [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► know I'm the super tight with him but I [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► i enjoy this stuff a lot when I watch [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► him perform [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► I mean it seems like he gets very [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► involved in the music he's into it but [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► he's not making like guitar face he's [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► not making library look at me i'm like [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► hitting up you know I'm bending five you [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► know like he's he's like involved in the [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► music and it seems like a bet it was [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► kind of involuntary he was he was making [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► in other words he was not making a [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► deliberate comment on the flatness [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► sharpness or badness of the singer he [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► was just like playing the song right i [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► mean it wasn't like he was trying to [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► undermine know a thing about this is why [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► I can't go to karaoke like sitting and [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► karaoke performance I feel like I feel [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► like lemmiwinks is up my butt huh [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► I am so uncomfortable with it when [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► people sing flat that that it's [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► reflexive like my shoulders so I was [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► saying I'm gonna improv if I could [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► improv and somebody was okay i'm gonna [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► need something involving a toilet and a [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► pizza delivery ok got that and and when [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► and when it becomes uncomfortable I rock [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► even if I'm not medicated I rock back [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► and forth and have this like really any [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► your head on the wall [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► well now it's worse getting back with [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► Lisa that I seem crazy but I rock back [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► and forth with a fake smile on my face [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► because I'm feeling every scintilla of [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► putting liquor board a smile like you [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► know what's bad is you like so with the [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► karaoke or was performing like you feel [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► bad for the person because they may not [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► be fully aware that that's the thing [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► they're having a great time right like [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► you're feeling so you're feeling [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► sympathy for them and they are they [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► require no sympathy i said so I stay out [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► of that stuff I just think I've been [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► admonished by the judge in my case not [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► not not to like discuss what's going on [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► the case but i will tell you that [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► on a couple three occasions today I had [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► to pass by the family court area where [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► the like legal assistance area and there [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► was a one be home woman standing sitting [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► there was a lot of bags and she was [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► there to get some extra help with her [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► meds and she I was singing 99 red [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► balloons by nina in german or english [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► english and the canonical version but ok [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► sir she did not know all the words and [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► just she was even like I'm a sharp [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► singer she was super flat singer and if [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► I could say shot Broderick she didn't [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► know all the words and she could sing it [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► over over lot of mothers amount so my [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► only thought I have been admonished [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► about this i shared this with some other [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► jury members that you know if you're [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► gonna be a crazy homeless lady singing [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► Nina over and literally over like at [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► least know the words it's okay they're a [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► little flat and know the words but right [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► i mean will give you a pass but she was [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► she [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► improving some words based on what she [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► was seeing in the court or whatever she [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► was getting just getting just enough [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► wrong that like a casual observer would [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► go oh you kinda don't know the words to [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► that song she just doing the captain [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► kirk verse over and over [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► no I mean I can't really I don't [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► impersonate her because you know of [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► admonishments right but what up [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► are you telling me that the judge in [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► this case has singled you out for [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► personal admonishment III can't know [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► what I couldn't say it's like the NSA [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► it's like one of those you know it's [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► like one of those things you get were [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► like you can't you can't say if you've [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► received the letter where you can't say [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► what you can't say yes I understand [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► no I don't wanna you know what from the [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► bench he has pointed his gavel he or she [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► has pointed in his or gavel a thank-you [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► and said you you let me just explain the [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► juror number eight or otherwise [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► uh-oh they're gonna love you in the jury [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► room during deliberations god I'm so [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► gonna be like that the cherry [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► somebody's appeal I can feel it already [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► but walking by you your honor [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► I don't want to go to a party that one [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► of the judges have you you little Oh [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► transcript of a podcast about what you [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► here's the thing like you so you don't [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► think like that song look if it's louie [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► louie if it's a faithfully like whatever [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► it is like just if you're going to sing [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► it over and over get it right but nobody [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► knows the lyrics to Louie you just [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► picked the classic example of a song [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► that no one can sing properly [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► yeah but if you put your heart in it and [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► like do the intonation and try not to be [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► too flat and I i don't know i think that [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► that song 99 loose balloons yeah i mean [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► that that tells a that's a long involved [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► story [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► yeah I'm not surprised she doesn't know [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► all the words I'm just surprised that I [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► don't think it's gonna happen sorry i [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► don't think it's going to help her get [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► prozac though they did she look a little [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► bit like John I literally cannot get [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► into this usually there she was the hair [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► with another guy who had binoculars and [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► well and he was wearing lots of like [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► roots rock reggae kind of colors like he [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► had less like like like red golden-green [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► did he have to be about Bob like Black [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► Bart Simpson shirt on [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► that's over to block the stand and [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► wearing a giant like afrika bambaataa [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► necklace looks like a deal with soul [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► necklace now nothing like that now it [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► will have got John I haven't slept [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► um you know what I'm going to say is [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► that that that there is a if I could say [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► I'm not a miller scholar as you know but [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► there's a crucible that happens in high [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► school it starts in junior high because [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► in highschool did you just complete the [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► words crucial and crucible crucible and [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► sick then is it wrong with how to [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► pronounce one went on a rider how do you [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► say that [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► start over gentlemen but it's late it's [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► late is it our brother Henry Miller [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► surrounded [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► by actor / empty pill bottles of john [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► III you know what I was a crucible [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► literally don't get me started on empty [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► pill bottles right now but the income [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► that's why they're going to appeal that [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► case they're good [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► jurors Roman citizen wastebasket this is [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► that so [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► o-katsu i'm gonna go ahead and oh [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► follow 325 objection juror number eight [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► has not been able to visit you sue o a [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► psychiatrist to refill his schedule one [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► prescription [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► haha oh and he's reading clearly read [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► new spider-man comics so this woman [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► she's she's there and look like Margot [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► Kidder doesn't she [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► not not too late i'm picturing [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► late-stage Margo can share [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► yeah now-now ever feel you i ran into [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► Margot Kidder in a sushi restaurant in [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► your house and it [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► no she was getting sushi she was there [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► in Chile with the dismemberment play in [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► your ass [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► yeah you always complicated that sorry I [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► so wishing machine seattle at the cargo [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► carrier was in New York City of Canton [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► sushi [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► okay really okay in a little italy just [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► give me a general sense of what are we [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► talking about like post-2000 but bigger [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► in about to them [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► ok so as they say in Northern Ireland it [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► was during the problems it was during [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► the problem area and she she had some [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► said some leaves in her hair she she had [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► I think she was think she was missing [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► the tooth or two [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► oh no John you know park that is it was [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► pretty was too pretty yeah John people [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► judge you when you are missing a tooth [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► yeah she has she has come all the way [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► back i think it for you Margo yeah I bet [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► she knows all the listening keep going [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► out here more haha well you know I don't [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► like a lot safer Robert Downey when we [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► come back to that I feel like I feel [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► like she's gotta be missing [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► teeth I feel like I feel like in what [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► what what why do I say that just in [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► terms of I understand if you have an [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► objection regarding relevance or [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► foundation i'm literally exhausted [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► um but it when it did you know Margot [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► Kidder dated pierre trudeau I'm sorry I [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► didn't hear that Margot Kidder that was [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► a hearing a joke i did not know that i [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► did and i don't have a cat micelles not [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► here right now let me good for you can [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► thank you up [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► John hang on Margot Kidder you're [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► telling me literally marketer who seems [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► like she should have been in some [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► Cassavetes films but it wasn't like [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► she's got that kind of Cassidy's feel [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► but we mainly know her from a Superman [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► yeah right and kind of seeming like the [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► cute girl in Raiders of the Lost Ark but [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► not really what was that not that [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► somebody less karenallen that's Karen [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► Allen oh yes she's cute and raiders of [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► the lost ark yeah it'sit's conflation [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► yeah anyway I so so anyway yeah well she [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► did oh she did the Prime Minister canada [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► oh I'm to get the filmmaker Oh Trudeau [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► filmmaker at home thinking of up just [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► got here in Franklin County French [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► filmmaker here to Del Rio Chico and [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► which ones margaux hemingway margaux [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► hemingway wasn't she is using lipstick [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► shoes in lipstick i think so anyway are [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► multiple but that's right Margaux [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► Hemingway was that was Woody Allen [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► stand-in for soon-yi [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► in manhattan in Manhattan I'm take two [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► things number one lipstick lipstick used [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► to be on a cable a lot and I saw a lot [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► and here's the other thing what I'm [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► realizing is that Allah your uh epochal [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► fart and the Dookie of the famous girl [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► like I I spend so little of my time so [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► little of my life worrying about how it [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► would look in court you know I'm saying [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► like there's some so little of my life [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► where I'm like processing like how would [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► I even begin [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► I could explain what I did for a living [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► to these people [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► the the other jury members are still [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► asking me like what I quote on quote [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► unquote do right and I you know I slept [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► it off and go you know like i always say [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► i have two answers to what I do you [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► well uh if it's obvious you don't care i [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► say that I'm a ceramicist that's right [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► your services that's but that's right [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► and if you seem like you maybe a little [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► care i say i do things with computers [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► yeah I've heard you say that you're a [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► ceramicist people have you really heard [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► that yeah and watch the nod yes I think [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► people don't believe actually actually [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► say that I think I I generally get the [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► sense that you are going to say only two [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► people who are not who you can tell are [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► not already not listening [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► what's the same problem you run into [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► with the Circle C move in in the [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► corridors of power might be mixed [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► metaphor but you run into people who [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► like 1a like letting the slide shows the [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► slideshow with the african-american kids [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► right you you run into people who want [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► to suss out whether they should be [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► talking to you are you an entrepreneur [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► hmm we're all entrepreneurs Pyramus [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► serial entrepreneur my problem is like [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► my entire life is not structured around [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► any aspect of having a straight ahead [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► sir [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► yeah yeah no not by design it's just [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► that you know we're setting aside my [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► liberal artistic pneus like it's really [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► hard for me to explain all kinds of [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► things and yeah I just I I never process [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► what I do [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► ok so here's here's one admission [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► I'm going to allow this it is that [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► sometimes I will say like I i want to [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► stop what's happening right now because [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► as a father now I sometimes wonder [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► whether this clip here on a forum in an [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► emergency room sometimes i will think [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► like how will this look if I have to [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► explain this in a victory end of the [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► forms they don't give you a large area [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► and somewhat you know bibulous as they [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► say and so I don't want to have to [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► explain things because i rarely can and [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► let alone my job let alone in decision i [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► made like the worst feeling like like [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► what do you say when people ask you what [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► you do I mean II dt just say rockstar [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► like what he say well this is the thing [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► as you as you probably can guess I've [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► spent my entire life prepared to at any [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► moment be put on the stand in a capital [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► murder case [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► damn glad about you grew up knowing [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► knowing that you could somebody be [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► called to a Senate hearing where they [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► would say listen listen we're fast [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► tracking you for this I cannot promise [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► you this going anywhere but you might be [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► the head of the CIA [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► yeah that one get on assessment tonight [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► right right assessment citation at which [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► point i would put my hand over the [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► microphone and I would consult my [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► attorney and then that would come back [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► look back and say I Ozai also senator [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► own stock in AT&T and IBM and we're [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► Hauser timber whatever you know you have [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► to have they bring in your brother from [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► Sicily appearance in the courtroom makes [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► you so unhinged but you say well I was [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► the olive oil [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► gotta love you so much but in any case [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► yes there's two things that I'm always [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► prepared for at any moment are to be [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► subpoenaed what [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► and also to go to prison so it's more [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► than packing that small bag like you're [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► really you're ready i'm ready and one of [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► the one of the one of the ways that i [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► have i maintain that readiness [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► particularly in the case of going to [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► prison is that I have never read [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► Shakespeare sonnets because I'm saving [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► them for prison unique you need to know [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► where you're going to read in prison [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► ok in order to have your your whole like [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► a phoenix rising from the ashes story [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► you've got something to look forward to [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► yeah Malcolm X read the dictionary in [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► prison and that is bullshit first of all [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► but second of all that's like that made [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► yeah that made that my autobiography of [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► malcolm x [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► I mean that's the that is the turning [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► point of them that's the crux like you [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► think that Alex Haley imagining that if [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► he were in prison with all due respect [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► to literally everyone involved right [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► that's out to healthy imagining that he [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► might read the dictionary but in but [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► that had a profound effect on me when I [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► was whatever however old I read it and I [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► was like what am I going to read when i [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► go to prison I i should think about that [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► that's right and I said what what you [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► can't just come out of prison and say [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► like yeah I read a lot of dashiell [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► hammett or I read a lot of i read in [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► Style magazine when I can't get it right [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► I went down to the prison library every [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► week and got like three national [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► Geographics and Henry Huggins like no [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► you have to go into prison with the [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► knowledge that you are there and you're [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► going to read X and in my case in my [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► case it's all its it's all Shakespeare [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► from start to finish and ives i have [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► intentionally i never took a Shakespeare [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► class in college for this very reason [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► you're keeping your powder dry [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► that's exactly honest I I don't want to [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► give up your game here but it seems to [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► yes you're preparing a little reading [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► list for literally when you are perhaps [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► unjustly blame that matter the point is [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► absolutely and i will be will I will I [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► will have been framed clear which is all [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► the more reason to know what you want to [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► say you read while you were in prison [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► right right so so yes you will set aside [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► some of these sites which are actually i [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► don't want no spoilers but they're [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► actually not that good bye [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► you will come out saying I've learned a [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► lot about myself and I've learned a [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► lesson about love [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► that's right all right all Shakespeare's [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► I read everything i read Shakespeare [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► from front to back you know I haven't [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► been able to avoid reading Shakespeare [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► I've tried but I mean I've had to do it [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► but i have saved a large portions of it [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► for president now as for as for the the [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► subpoena that could come at any moment [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► this is the this is the this is a [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► corollary abhi of the lie detector [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► question which is do you think you could [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► fool a lie detector [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► oh do you think way too many women [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► backup so f lee Bailey says to you [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► counselor [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► do you think you could fool a lie [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► detector and you're ready for that you [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► have the yeah you have to have an answer [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► can these are so go ahead [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► yes it's so number one he get your [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► reading list you get the ring was for [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► prison where you're going on a frame-up [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► job but while you're sitting on while [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► you are testifying cord you have to like [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► we all know the wrong way to do is we [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► all know that you know you you don't [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► break down on the standard admit you [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► committed the crime who you don't look [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► too smug you know you have to have to be [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► personable [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► I mean I'm telling you Europe you're [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► sitting juror you know what it's like [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► I'm sure that the defendant China I [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► couldn't say if I knew haha i'm just now [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► i know that i have heard it is said yeah [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► that conduct during the trial he it is [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► said it is said that [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► it is up to us to decide what evidence [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► we will believe in all or in part and it [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► is said that we that's the royal we know [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► you can also consider like how somebody [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► behaved in the trial which is generally [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► stupid if you behave you generally don't [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► know things you will tend to do better [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► really really I'm it as opposed to [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► present this again in a week as opposed [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► to appearing like like a smug guy who's [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► running who's got all the answers [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► well you know you're the ones thought [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► this out but i'm just gonna say if you [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► said that yeah I know that like let like [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► like 40 times around you go door [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► yeah that's gonna be problematic if you [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► keep your dick you will repeat the [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► question I was distracted by the fucking [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► fluorescent lights you would you want [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► you want to get you want to get on there [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► and you want to be a homespun get it [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► even very even [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► nice nice nice perfect whatever persona [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► you you have it has to be plausible it [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► is said you gotta stick with it right [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► it has to give you lots of wiggle room [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► for being a dumb s like we should [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► usually gotta go [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► I can read but i'm confused that Ronald [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► Reagan popularized that defense [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► yes he barely remembered anything right [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► and then you know the iran-contra thing [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► like you're either in a stupid or [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► incompetent [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► yeah let the jury figure that out is it [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► is said a jury decide you know how how [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► much on appeal this this podcast is [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► going to be problematic up but that's [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► the wonderful thing about this podcast [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► we very seldom make any reference to [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► dates [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► that's right as simply as you like to [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► say you like them to be evergreen yeah [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► so we did so really anytime after [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► October of 1986 people will still enjoy [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► this even though is literally recorded [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► it so so the speed comes along [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► you're ready you got a bag packed you [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► can get a Cessna Citation yeah is that a [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► safe plane some citations yeah that's [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► the same plane [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► how far can go with that the beechcraft [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► baron let me rephrase the question [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► to your knowledge yeah if you were in [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► the continental United States [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► how far do you think strike that you're [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► ready you got the subpoena subpoena [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► comes along and what's your preparation [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► oh my preparation I mean well you know I [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► mean anything like Rachel like they're [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► they show up at the door and it's just [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► like I don't buy that I'm sorry [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► counselor I'm gonna object that is [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► unresponsive because it seems to me that [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► you must have thought through [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► yeah if you're taking a pattern if I may [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► say as large as subpoena arrives you [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► thought about a general kind of [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► comportment because you have literally [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► no if I could say fucking idea what [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► they're going to subpoena you for the [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► main selling it's like Benjamin Benjamin [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► Benjamin Franklin and spanking right him [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► every day but if you don't know if you [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► don't know what it's for they will write [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► so the spanking of the subpoena you get [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► on something called a citation you show [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► up you borrow a tie you sit down like a [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► fucking gentleman right and you're ready [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► for anything but here there's four [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► possibilities one [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► ok we're not guilty and through your [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► actions you appear not guilty to your [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► interrogators to you are not guilty but [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► through some miss action on your part [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► you appear guilty to your interrogators [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► or either either through some poor [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► action on your part or through prejudice [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► of on their part they say number two is [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► like the seeds of a frame of yeah they [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► discern guilt where there is not and you [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► you in your innocence are unable to [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► dislodge them from this misapprehension [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► third possibility is that you are guilty [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► but succeed in appearing innocent and [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► the fourth obviously is that you are [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► guilty and fail to appear innocent can [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► so in these subpoenas scenarios i have [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► no idea which one [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► well I have no idea whether first of all [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► I'm innocent or guilty of what they're [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► accusing me of [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► because it's very possible that I'm [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► guilty [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► I think spending a lot of time I number [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► with all due respect to the lady in the [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► bathroom spending a good amount of time [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► and number two [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► preparation is a pretty good idea yes [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► because number one number one what [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► you're really saying is like I've been [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► called in here and I'm not your guy like [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► you're wasting your time on me because [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► even if you prove what you're trying to [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► prove I you will not prove enough like [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► it actually didn't do it and I'm not [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► that interesting of for all four [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► scenarios what you are aspiring to [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► appear to be is the guy in the first [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► scenario right in in all in it if you [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► are if you are not guilty and and you [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► are and you appear not guilty right that [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► is what you want to look like even if [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► you are totally guilty so everybody's [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► trying everybody's reflecting back to [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► guy number one and trying to imagine how [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► they can act like him [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► how do you act not guilty but more than [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► not guilty [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► guy number one is not guilty and he [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► shouldn't even be there right [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► not guilty Man's important right not [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► only not 7200 i'm raising an eyebrow [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► because I clearly guy number two [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► seems like our guy let's hear what he [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► has to say [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► number one is is you go like clearly [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► this person is you know incapable of [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► this or there's so much mitigating [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► evidence that this person is like all [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► sorry like into questions you like with [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► all due respect your retard [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► let's move on to like a two three or [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► four well the other the other night i'm [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► driving home I got I got rooked into [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► going to see this dumb fast and furious [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► movie this recent one and i have never [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► been to see any of the other Fast and [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► Furious movies so I had no context for [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► other than I understood that they were [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► going to go fast and that they were [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► furious [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► and so I go to this thing and it's [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► insensible it's just a bunch of their [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► action sequences strung together with [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► with some like like all the actors [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► appeared to be wearing would underpants [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► and there you know and they're reading [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► their reading the bottom back of a [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► cereal box allowed that someone's [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► holding up right off right off camera [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► and then they get in a car there and [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► then it's a good it's exciting for 10 [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► minutes but i'm driving home from the [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► theater it's two o'clock in the morning [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► i'm in my hot little car have a little [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► hot car and I Drive sometimes and i'm [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► driving along and I'm like you know I've [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► just watched a movie where people are [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► really really driving their cars fast [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► and i have that in me too but i know and [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► i know on those stretch from downtown to [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► my house I know all the places where the [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► state troopers hide i'm driving Alana [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► and I and I just get this feeling like [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► what if I just say screw the troopers [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► and just drive like a bat out of hell [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► and so I'm driving along and I'm [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► imagining I'm imagining one then two [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► then three troopers in hot pursuit of me [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► and I'm thinking to myself now if I'm [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► gonna lose these troopers in you know [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► troopers know all the back roads to [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► troopers know a lot of troopers know a [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► lot of the stuff that I know but you [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► know no one expects the Spanish [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► Inquisition and the troopers are not [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► expecting me in my hot little car [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► because you know I grew up driving on [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► ice so I understand how to drift if you [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► get my drift [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► yeah but they get they get like a cop [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► engine cop shocks cop suspensions yeah [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► they do they need a cigarette lighter [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► but they have all that other stuff and [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► I'm thinking how am I going to get away [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► from these troopers and you know if [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► there's a lot of like [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► you're counting on blind corners where [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► you can cig and then you know Zig up and [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► then zap over and then cut you're cut [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► your lights and hope that they keep [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► going straight you have ended up a [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► hopeful cornfield a and I was and I was [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► practicing that I was practicing the [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► routes that I would take home if I were [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► being pursued by cops and I felt pretty [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► good about my chances [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► pulling up at my point of my house [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► cutting the engine getting out and [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► making it into the inside before they [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► started doing block-to-block searches [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► you know what I mean like they would [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► know they wouldn't know in a short [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► amount of time that that I had that I [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► was in a certain area and then they [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► would just start going block-to-block [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► but my hot little car is a kind of [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► anonymous car it so there are so many of [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► out-of-the-world it's like it's like you [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► know as your counsel i'm going to say [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► don't say anymore right but you've got a [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► star that is is plausibly capable of [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► arousing the interest of a cop right and [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► Chinese got that that the means the [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► motive and the opportunity to drive fast [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► as a practice run right [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► ok so I'm sitting in my house now and [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► now I'm rehearsing knock on the door now [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► you're gonna open that door right and [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► there's going to be a really angry [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► couple of state troopers standing on the [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► porch and they have come down your block [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► with their spotlight on they found your [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► car that gotten out they put their hands [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► on the hood and it is hot [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► yep encyclopedia brown and how they're [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► standing on your front porch and they [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► and you are here standing there in your [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► bathrobe let's say what what and you are [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► saying good evening [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► can I help you mhm now how you play that [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► because they have not [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► there's no they cannot prove that that [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► was you they didn't get your license [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► number and they're trying to say that [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► because you are let's say driving a [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► green subaru outback with that has [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► recently been running that you're there [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► guy and you are going to stand on the [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► porch and say well they're green subaru [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► outback everywhere its kind of this is [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► so what a suspicious thing to say but [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► you're not going to say that because [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► that's not the first thing out of your [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► mouth they're going to cuff you right [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► away right if you've thought about it so [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► you have to stand there and go through [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► the dance with them will have to be [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► confused and scared clatters is there [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► yeah that's right confused and scared [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► but how how to act confused and scared [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► in your bathrobe in the night and how to [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► gradually make the transition to a kind [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► of indignant like are you accusing me of [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► yeah I'm a homeowner right and then make [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► it all the way to [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► well I you know I like to help the [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► police as much as I can but I don't like [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► your tone sir [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► like how to get how to smooth that all [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► the way from one from like what with the [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► knot with the certain knowledge that you [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► are guilty you know and you're standing [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► there in your bathrobe [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► as a as as a plus play-acting boy that's [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► a that stuff you've got to be a real [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► you-know-what you gotta rehearse that [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► you do you have to practice it right [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► side so I'm so I practicing it all the [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► time so if it i mean you know i [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► mentioned and sex maybe your breath on [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► because that is truly one of the great [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► one of the great stories [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► yeah you know if you can put your baby [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► on the hood of the car it's obviously [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► not been driven so they come out they [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► feel your hood if I could say yeah and [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► they go [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► this is somebody worth talking to that's [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► right that's right right so that not he [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► fits the criteria like he's within his [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► five block area is a his apostle his [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► super or similar right is hot it's hot [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► and so now you're your job is to [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► obfuscate that's right you know we're [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► gonna cut all this out but I mean you [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► know what idea might be to keep some [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► some Marlboros and diapers by the door [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► uh-huh and just said well yeah obviously [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► we're gonna be wearing a bathrobe i went [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► to the store what's the matter [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► no now here's the thing you show up with [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► in your bathroom with a fake baby or not [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► in your arms and you say oh I know what [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► this is about [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► I forgot to pay for these diapers or [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► snickers bars uh interesting because you [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► know what red herring [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► yeah red herring said that you think you [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► can you get a reason like I'm nervous [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► I'm nervous because I feel like a bad [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► person because knowing you you've got a [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► baby in your arm and you open the door [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► you say what did that bitch say i did [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► now right and they're like what and [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► you're like oh my god classic misdirect [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► she won't get off my jock nah mi right [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► she won't get off my jock nah mi right [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► yeah did I ever tell you about the time [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► I tried to run from the cops know just I [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► don't like you have actually tried to [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► run from economy in here so is back in [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► the eighties and this guy I knew in [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► spokane who who's his dad recently died [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► and he bought a brand-new 4runner toyota [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► 4runner which was the coolest car any of [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► us could think of at the time you know [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► because that was during the era when we [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► like we were like mountain ski bum types [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► i was a mountain ski ski bum s aspirin [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► it's like a sexy mini mini van meets a [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► range rover that's like a [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► four-wheel-drive but i but i'm still the [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► the original 4runners are still small [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► scale so that they felt like a it felt [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► like a jeep kind of rig but it but it's [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► seated four or six people you know it [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► was kind of like the proto SUV before [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► there was such a thing as an SUV and he [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► said that he was going over to to [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► seattle we were in spokane he was going [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► over to Seattle because he wanted to see [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► a show a rock show [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► and so this is nineteen eighty let's say [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► 1988 and I have spent years trying to [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► figure out what rock show it was because [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► in 1988 in seattle dis kid's book and [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► wants to make the trip over the [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► mountains to see this rock show at the [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► central tavern it had to have been some [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► amazing Rock Show and at the time I [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► didn't recognize the name of the band I [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► was just like oh you're going to seattle [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► like can I tag along and he's like yeah [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► sure you can set you know you can split [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► the driving with me [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► and so we head out of spokane but for [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► whatever reason we don't take the [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► interstate we take the we take the small [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► road we take the the upper road which is [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► like two lane highway rolled the other [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► the the blue highways has a has a [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► billion at all says that's right we take [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► the blue highways that's actually a book [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► blue highways about about taking the [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► blue highways anyway we're driving and [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► we're driving it gets it gets to be [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► night it turns out that taking the blue [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► highways was a bad idea because what [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► what was a five hour drive to seattle [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► became like an 11-hour drive because we [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► were stopping all these one-horse towns [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► for their one style and it stopped like [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► they're monitoring yeah and so in a [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► certain point this guy's name was chris [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► he says I'm gonna climb in the back and [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► try and get some sleep you drive and I'm [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► like okay I'm driving so here we go [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► we're gonna make up some time and we're [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► going across the Cascade Mountains and [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► I'm kind of putting them you know put [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► the pedal down as we say and there and [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► the fog is coming in and it's nighttime [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► and we're going through this little [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► mountain road and we come through this [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► town little like you know wide spot in [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► the road kind of town and I'm i'm kinda [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► haulin ass and it's one of these towns [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► where the speed limit drop down to 25 [TS]

01:03:14 ◼   ► right and i'm still at 65 and I blow by [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► this cop and I look at him and he looks [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► at me and we look at each other might [TS]

01:03:26 ◼   ► like you're smoking the bending moment I [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► did kind of right absolutely i look at [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► it and he actually throws hat you he's [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► he was I mean it was the type of thing [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► where you like a cake did a spit-take of [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► his sandwich he spilled his coffee in [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► his lap and he was like don't those Duke [TS]

01:03:45 ◼   ► boys and I said fuck it and I spy [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► florida and i'm like it's foggy it's [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► nighttime [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► I'm a four-wheel-drive truck the odds [TS]

01:03:58 ◼   ► are on my [TS]

01:03:58 ◼   ► inside I i I'm a four-wheel-drive truck [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► i'm 19 like I've got this and so I stay [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► on the highway for a little bit haulin [TS]

01:04:08 ◼   ► ass and as soon as i can start to see [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► his his flashers is rollers like in the [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► distance like reflecting off the fog in [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► my rearview mirror I hang a right off of [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► the main road onto like a dirtside road [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► which leads back into a kind of like [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► side part of this town and I go up three [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► blocks over two blocks take a left and [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► pull in and I'm trying I'm gonna pull [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► into the driveway of a house [TS]

01:04:42 ◼   ► kill the lights but i kinda pull in to [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► the front yard of this house and I kill [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► the lights [TS]

01:04:52 ◼   ► I pull the emergency brake & duck and [TS]

01:04:57 ◼   ► duck my head now and Chris in the back [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► still asleep and I sit there for like [TS]

01:05:05 ◼   ► 123 and then cop from the left cop from [TS]

01:05:11 ◼   ► the right cops in every direction [TS]

01:05:14 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

01:05:16 ◼   ► cops everywhere and i had failed to lose [TS]

01:05:20 ◼   ► these cops God and so they get me out of [TS]

01:05:24 ◼   ► the car super mad and they say what the [TS]

01:05:32 ◼   ► what [TS]

01:05:33 ◼   ► you know like what's your story and i [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► say my story was I didn't see him I was [TS]

01:05:43 ◼   ► just driving and I was going a little [TS]

01:05:46 ◼   ► fast because I really had to pee and I [TS]

01:05:50 ◼   ► pulled off the road looking for a place [TS]

01:05:52 ◼   ► to pee and i ended up so I need to pee [TS]

01:05:56 ◼   ► so bad that I stayed stopped here and [TS]

01:06:01 ◼   ► the cop said he's pulled up on the [TS]

01:06:04 ◼   ► person's lon [TS]

01:06:06 ◼   ► he you're driving in the mountains and [TS]

01:06:10 ◼   ► you went into a town and at four blocks [TS]

01:06:13 ◼   ► in three blocks over and pull down real [TS]

01:06:15 ◼   ► persons long to be that's your story he [TS]

01:06:19 ◼   ► said you look me in the eye and I said I [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► did I swear to you I didn't see you i [TS]

01:06:23 ◼   ► was just very distracted by meeting to [TS]

01:06:25 ◼   ► pee and so they pull Chris out on the [TS]

01:06:28 ◼   ► back of the truck you know [TS]

01:06:31 ◼   ► out of a deep sleep so he was asleep for [TS]

01:06:33 ◼   ► the end it's exactly entire chase he [TS]

01:06:36 ◼   ► wakes up surrounded by cops now and it's [TS]

01:06:40 ◼   ► his he's got the title on that it's his [TS]

01:06:42 ◼   ► truck and the cop says what's this guy's [TS]

01:06:46 ◼   ► name [TS]

01:06:47 ◼   ► well who's that who's the driver how do [TS]

01:06:48 ◼   ► you know him and chris said I John [TS]

01:06:51 ◼   ► something I'm not sure [TS]

01:06:54 ◼   ► and the cops like you don't know this [TS]

01:06:56 ◼   ► guy and he's like well I mean not really [TS]

01:06:58 ◼   ► he's the Chris was like a scandalous key [TS]

01:07:01 ◼   ► was a skater dude and kind of students [TS]

01:07:03 ◼   ► didn't say a lot so he was given the cop [TS]

01:07:06 ◼   ► one word answers but but it and I didn't [TS]

01:07:10 ◼   ► realize like Chris had no idea what my [TS]

01:07:11 ◼   ► name was John Jim Joe and so I sit there [TS]

01:07:18 ◼   ► and just stick to my guns stick to this [TS]

01:07:21 ◼   ► like Ludacris story that I was just [TS]

01:07:27 ◼   ► looking for a place to be man and I [TS]

01:07:28 ◼   ► swear I said you know like I would never [TS]

01:07:30 ◼   ► run from the cops [TS]

01:07:32 ◼   ► what am i stupid and event and this [TS]

01:07:37 ◼   ► thick coat the carpet that looked at me [TS]

01:07:40 ◼   ► he was a plastic with rage but there was [TS]

01:07:45 ◼   ► no there was no pic you know that they [TS]

01:07:51 ◼   ► really they tried to pull a good cop bad [TS]

01:07:53 ◼   ► cop thing and eventually I heard the one [TS]

01:07:54 ◼   ► saying like there's nothing we can do [TS]

01:07:56 ◼   ► about it you just have to let it go [TS]

01:07:58 ◼   ► really and they gave me a ticket for [TS]

01:08:00 ◼   ► speeding [TS]

01:08:01 ◼   ► happy they had me on the radar and then [TS]

01:08:04 ◼   ► and they said they told chris not to let [TS]

01:08:07 ◼   ► me drive anymore [TS]

01:08:08 ◼   ► that's so fruity I can't believe it and [TS]

01:08:10 ◼   ► run you in we drove away [TS]

01:08:12 ◼   ► yes crazy yeah let me off when you know [TS]

01:08:18 ◼   ► years later that would have been like [TS]

01:08:20 ◼   ► one of the three strikes during the [TS]

01:08:21 ◼   ► three strike years [TS]

01:08:23 ◼   ► sure evading what would you do [TS]

01:08:25 ◼   ► differently today I mean you know given [TS]

01:08:28 ◼   ► the same that lets say you for whatever [TS]

01:08:31 ◼   ► reason really had to get similar and you [TS]

01:08:35 ◼   ► know you had your reasons it was [TS]

01:08:37 ◼   ► Cannonball Run let's say yeah [TS]

01:08:39 ◼   ► yet the year always occurs as the new [TS]

01:08:42 ◼   ► yorker would say that yet i really get [TS]

01:08:44 ◼   ► it somewhere [TS]

01:08:45 ◼   ► Roger Moore hello and and so he will [TS]

01:08:48 ◼   ► look for whatever reason you have you [TS]

01:08:50 ◼   ► had your reasons you're driving fast [TS]

01:08:52 ◼   ► maybe had to get to a show or whatever [TS]

01:08:54 ◼   ► right or a blog [TS]

01:08:57 ◼   ► I into a blog here had to get to a blog [TS]

01:09:00 ◼   ► you're driving a vast yeah what would [TS]

01:09:02 ◼   ► you do differently today like starting [TS]

01:09:04 ◼   ► starting at the whole like I'm on the [TS]

01:09:06 ◼   ► open road does it begin with like I'm a [TS]

01:09:08 ◼   ► grown man and I don't have to drive fast [TS]

01:09:11 ◼   ► or yeah yeah i think that i have i have [TS]

01:09:13 ◼   ► dealt with speed traps you know during [TS]

01:09:16 ◼   ► that during the the touring years where [TS]

01:09:19 ◼   ► I was you know doing tens of thousands [TS]

01:09:23 ◼   ► of miles of highway time a year the [TS]

01:09:26 ◼   ► whole speed trap game is just not one [TS]

01:09:31 ◼   ► that it's just not worth rolling the [TS]

01:09:32 ◼   ► dice on oh that does this really add up [TS]

01:09:35 ◼   ► yeah you just you roll into West Texas [TS]

01:09:37 ◼   ► and as dumb as it is you just know that [TS]

01:09:40 ◼   ► you're you're gonna go 55 for a while [TS]

01:09:43 ◼   ► this happens in Florida whenever when I [TS]

01:09:45 ◼   ► would go on like I 75 or you know US 19 [TS]

01:09:51 ◼   ► or whatever you would you get that I [TS]

01:09:52 ◼   ► think what you're describing if I hear [TS]

01:09:54 ◼   ► you correctly counselor is that like you [TS]

01:09:56 ◼   ► would suddenly go from 55 or I guess [TS]

01:10:00 ◼   ► what's the upper speed limit like 70 I [TS]

01:10:02 ◼   ► don't Alice now I think it's 70 years [TS]

01:10:05 ◼   ► ago that's 80 maybe some places in [TS]

01:10:07 ◼   ► Wyoming but have been in florida it [TS]

01:10:09 ◼   ► would not be unusual to go from whatever [TS]

01:10:11 ◼   ► the upper limit is two like here's a [TS]

01:10:14 ◼   ► little sign to let you know it's a 55 [TS]

01:10:18 ◼   ► and here's this one that's really hard [TS]

01:10:20 ◼   ► to see about how it's now 10 [TS]

01:10:22 ◼   ► yeah that's sign beside behind a large [TS]

01:10:25 ◼   ► rhododendron right exactly and then you [TS]

01:10:28 ◼   ► get the blinking red light which you [TS]

01:10:30 ◼   ► know kind of says you know and it's a [TS]

01:10:33 ◼   ► pretty light [TS]

01:10:34 ◼   ► let's be honest be honest and you see [TS]

01:10:36 ◼   ► skate through it and what I mean you [TS]

01:10:38 ◼   ► know your I think there's first of all a [TS]

01:10:41 ◼   ► lot of people to legitimately have to [TS]

01:10:43 ◼   ► pee [TS]

01:10:44 ◼   ► yes they want to get the to the cracker [TS]

01:10:46 ◼   ► barrel it's a real problem they want to [TS]

01:10:48 ◼   ► get a tarpaulin at the walmart whatever [TS]

01:10:50 ◼   ► reason and i'm not here to judge i'm not [TS]

01:10:53 ◼   ► an expert we're making a campsite maybe [TS]

01:10:56 ◼   ► they're camping with their RV many [TS]

01:10:57 ◼   ► tarpaulin maybe they need to cut some [TS]

01:10:59 ◼   ► trail but they the point is that that [TS]

01:11:02 ◼   ► does happen like for people who don't [TS]

01:11:04 ◼   ► travel like that's a real thing that the [TS]

01:11:06 ◼   ► like from like [TS]

01:11:07 ◼   ► maximum speed limit to easily bustable [TS]

01:11:10 ◼   ► speed limit [TS]

01:11:11 ◼   ► maybe like half a mile or a mile yeah [TS]

01:11:14 ◼   ► and I don't mess around with him anymore [TS]

01:11:15 ◼   ► i just i see this because i've been i've [TS]

01:11:17 ◼   ► been nailed in so many speed traps [TS]

01:11:19 ◼   ► somewhere i have tried to run from the [TS]