Ep. 138: "MSG Denier"
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this episode of Roderick on the line is
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sponsored by cards against humanity this
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month they asked Molly Lewis to help me
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say hi John
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I John time rollin how are you oh I'm
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yeah i'm full of sushi full of sushi you
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are you went up for a big lunch a bit
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blown shoot for her
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it's a little bit you know it's a little
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rainy misty in Seattle and I i I've been
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trying to walk a little bit more used to
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be used to be a somebody walked all over
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your famous for walking i was bout mr.
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walk everywhere guy that used to call me
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hard to fit on a shirt right and and now
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i don't and i feel i feel like it's
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having a profound effect on my life to
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go this many years without walking
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everywhere so I'm trying to walk
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everywhere again and it's interesting
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how many encounters i have with other
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human beings walking around you telling
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me that when you leave an area where
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you're seated and not walking you will
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not only see you will experience and you
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and often interact with other people
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that's absolutely right i am interacting
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with people and they're they're saying
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this to me and I'm saying things back to
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them and people are because i live in
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the city people shaking their cups full
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of pennies at me and i'm having
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encounters with them down in my I'm you
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know I'm tipping match people bumping
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into people in the street I'm gonna see
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old friends
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it's a it's it's a really great i bumped
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into a guy the other night he was coming
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out coming out of target and I I caught
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a glimpse in his bag and I started
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commenting on the things that he bought
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in the middle of the night and that said
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that's not a thing you're going to get
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when you're sitting at home just
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commenting on people's facebook page
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that's something you definitely not
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lonely right unless the guy huh
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that's the guy hey you got exotic dancer
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was looking stuff if he takes a picture
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of what's in his target bag and puts it
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on his facebook page then yeah sure your
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comment on a pending about daily daily
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carry i was doing that right in the room
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i would write in the world I was like I
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wasn't in a room that's the crazy thing
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when it was like out on the streets like
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real life
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comments are enabled that's right i was
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like hey looks like you gotta you gotta
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like a fiber one bar there you got some
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some toothpaste from your shopping for
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these things that at one o'clock in the
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morning he was like well I was downtown
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it was open it was great it was amazing
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just like the old days
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oh god you remember the old days but you
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know what you know what there wasn't a
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target downtown in the old days
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no sir no nope so something you gotta
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take the good with the bad you can't
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throw the the baby out with the
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bathwater
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no sir i love target do i do i do i like
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target I mean the mall is hard on me i'm
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not good with the mall but I i enjoy
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target and there's a target in this big
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downtown supercenter where my daughter
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and I go to the movies a lot so going on
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mr. big supercenter called the metreon
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and that's kind of part of our journey
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is that we always stop by target that
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whoshere you get their food they have
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Christmas supplies that chocolate bars
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super get shirts spatula there a spatula
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you can
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yeah and we have a bar candy for the
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movies they don't tell anybody
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here's the oh that's a little bit of a
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life hack that's a huge lifehack here's
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my problem with target though all the
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little boy clothes pretty cute and cool
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motorcycles who crossbones minecraft
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then you go over to the little girl
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clothes and it's there just that's just
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waitress outfits from the pantyhose
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junction very very under verse there are
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not many options there's a lot of like
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you know it is i think it's a place to
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go and shop for a nice you don't really
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like I see
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yes I buy my daughter a lot of boys
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clothes their they got cool superhero
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shirts and stuff but like all she likes
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there's not that much that she finds
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attractive there they have more like
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dress-up princess close to an actual
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little girl clothes
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yeah right dress up princess close
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that's exactly what I'm talking about
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I think that we've got we've reached we
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reached peak princess in this culture
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uh-huh and I am ready to follow all the
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princess that could be easily gotten out
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of the ground we've reached that point
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more than fifty percent if the customer
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says from now on it's only going to be
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like in shale readied princess fracking
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that's right and I feel like you can you
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take any more princess out of the ground
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and we're gonna start having cavin so
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we're gonna start getting sinkholes
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president colts you know and thatthat's
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damaging to the whole economy because
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people lose faith they lose faith and
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solid assault solidity of the ground
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yeah you know if you don't have that
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there's no point are you saying you
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think you think it's as popular as it's
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gonna get you think we have truly like
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we're not going to see it bigger
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this is what I don't know I don't know
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because i cannot like I I've talked
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about this on the program before I have
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a little girl she likes pink princess
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crap and i understand that disney has
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figured it out they have figured out
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just the right the right amount to
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inflate the eyeball so that it looks
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somewhere between a baby doll and a grey
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/ right like the eyeball is too big if
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real human being said I balls that big
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they would be horrifying but on these
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little princess very vulnerable it have
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their face with the eyeballs
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yeah right that's exactly right you may
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not want to go into battle that we don't
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have they don't have the kind of brow
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structure that would protect them from
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like a playground ball or something
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right for loads like alia caviar just a
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raindrop that's right the surface
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tension alone on those eyeballs is
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unsustainable but so i appreciate like
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why it's happening like there's no part
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of me that feels like that it's part of
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a grander conspiracy i think it's one of
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those small level conspiracies where
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people are making money off of it and
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they're they're tapping this this
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pent-up desire which is just which is
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just crazy
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this desire for a pink poofy frilly
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stuff which is which just seemed to be
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in my daughter from the day she was born
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and yet i don't think there's room for
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any more princesses in the world like at
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first of all groan i do not think that a
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princess would make a very good driver
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um she's not just she's not dressed for
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it tell me why you think that what would
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you like to be behind a princess on her
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on highway huh
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I mean she's a true princess first she
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was wearing the shoes
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well probably yeah yeah and she's not
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she's definitely not thinking about
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other drivers just thinking about her
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Princess shit her high level like she's
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got balls to have and slippers to lose
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and pumpkins to get in and stuff i mean
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i don't know what all that new
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princesses are doing i think that i
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think it's it's there's a tradition also
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got a tiara
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I think any time you wear any kind of a
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tall hot in the car it's going to be
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distracting so you don't so princesses
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are going to be very good drivers there
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probably wouldn't want to be behind a
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princess in line at a store or in a
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restaurant
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yeah I wouldn't want to be I wouldn't
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want to have a princess be my server
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error or get on an airplane and there's
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a princess there I wouldn't want to be
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on an airplane with the principal stop
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so what I'm saying is as we get more and
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more princesses there are fewer and
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fewer public spaces that I would want to
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share with the princess and so we're all
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these princesses gonna go my way yeah
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yeah I guess you could I mean you know I
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haven't met that many princesses one
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thing that's interesting is a that seems
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unsustainable but is interesting and
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weird is that for so long like when well
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when we were kids and even before that
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the whole narrative of princesses was
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about being rescued mind by a dude and
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that's still like maybe a subtext but I
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definitely nearly as prominent a story
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as it used to be
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it is a lot more about just wearing pink
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and purple well and also like magic
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right magic happens two princesses I
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think magic happens two princesses me
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yeah so there's magic you're not being
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rescued anymore but even if you're an
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empowered princess
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it's not like princesses are laboring at
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the wheel well that's the trouble still
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oh right well she shipped is laboring a
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wheel of memory so she was she was right
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but I mean what she been since I don't
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remember the original here with letters
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daughter or a cobbler's wife or
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something and it's not a wife she wasn't
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a wife she wants to see jump around and
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in turn inside out
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Rumplestiltskin yeah I don't you doesn't
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do a little happy dance and then turn
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inside out for no particular reason he
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does have a damn so we split himself do
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that's it right there ze splits is often
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too gross i'm pretty sure me to look
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this up run wire so there are two
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Rumplestiltskin's are there too it's a
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terrible terrible fairytale it's not
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even like a good cautionary tale
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it's got all of the worst habits of
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fairy tales in one like it's really long
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it takes a long time to tell really
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fucking obvious story and then at the
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end there's an unexpected twist that
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makes no sense and as
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nothing to do with the rest of the story
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and he split himself in half again for
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himself and I think that's right i don't
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have to look that up and i like that
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that's a little bit like a it's a little
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bit of cut the baby into one of my
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favorite joke Bernie songs got to be
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yeah that guy's great you like that guy
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Heinze get to within one point I did I
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did I did a lot of touring with The
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Apprentice brother instrument he did and
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they would do a hell of a pops on my god
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let me tell you the prettiest brother's
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oh they had a couple records there and I
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guess the early two thousands that were
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pretty great bulletproof pop songs in
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the UH in the boy guitar singer vain
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yeah and I can't remember any of them
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here's a couple baby into those pretty
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late before that they had that involved
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in working girls don't think you have to
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work in girls a little bit of a British
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accent yep yep yep yep matter and I saw
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them live and they were good there a
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proper little lumbersexual yeah i think
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i think that's one of the reasons that I
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accept it look like Bob via and so was
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suddenly he did elvis costello honest at
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first I remember seeing pictures of him
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sudden he didn't Elvis Costello and he
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had a peculiar beard and gain some
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yeah and just sort of looked like he was
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here too he was here to to put a new
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porch on the on the back of the house
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and then he gets up any singing these
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beautiful pop songs but his philosophy
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he had a whole philosophy of rock music
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which was that rock music get that it
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was a working-class it was working class
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hero and he was making pop music for the
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people and he was intended to get big
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and famous he was just doing it in the
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old style you know like he would do
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these tours was just like schenectady
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tipsy of awfully funny but funny words
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wakey wakey wakey six towns in
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Pennsylvania that like maybe you heard
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of because the name was on the bottom of
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an oil can like like not uptown you've
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ever not a time you would ever think to
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get like like allentown was the big town
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next to the this little consolation of
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towns where they did they made the they
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made the little castle you go quicker
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quicker quicker quicker to put on your
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back with your state
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yeah that's right so little towns like
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that and i would say that you know I'd
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be like why are we play like what about
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what about like Philadelphia it was like
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well sure we could play Philadelphia but
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wouldn't you rather play when you were
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rather play six shows in little towns
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where the church is boarded up you know
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when they start boarding up the church
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in a town its kind of it that's the
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that's the end of the season if you
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reach peak town you know
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yeah but this piece princess business
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Merlin I'm serious significant John
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excuse me Rumpelstiltskin in his rage
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drove his right foot so far into the
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ground that it sank in up to his waist
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that's angry then in a passion he sees
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the left foot with both hands to the
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floor itself in sick outside you now
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wait a minute that sounds like you I've
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tried that exact move it can't be done
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imagine putting in your foot up to the
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waist and then like you know what at
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that makes me so mad
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go grab my other foot and just turn
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myself right into a horrible what a
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horrible way to end of story
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yeah they just they ran out of ideas and
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a Grimm brothers it's gotta be right
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yeah the Grimm brothers huh yeah joe
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prince was good
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I'm sorry i I'm really sorry i'm so full
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of msg i had about a pound of chow mein
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and fried fish for lunch
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am i under my understanding was that you
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were in msg denier oh yeah I you know I
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go back to fourth I've got the skeptics
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bored sometimes but describe your
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feelings right now
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yeah and then tell me do you attribute
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those feelings to msg or do not okay
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right now I think my feeling has to do
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with grease and wheat which is one of
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the great one of the great cat stevens
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records you can group that Joni Mitchell
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I can never remember Teresa when you
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that's what this whole country is
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founded upon the Quakers brought the
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wheat and then the the pilgrims brought
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the grease almost at schoolhouse rock
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III had a lot of that and then some
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coffee and so like a conversation we've
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had before
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I'm kind of on the bubble a little bit
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about the msg thing I think your dirt
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your teeth talking to my teeth my teeth
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chatter inside loose comes and I can I
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can smell colors I don't know why some
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people complaining they feel msg
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strongly suddenly and in a way that that
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they can only describe as I can msg
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headache
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more like I think those things too like
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your sinuses sometimes people have like
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an allergy kind of thing so I I don't
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get that I feel like I have like I still
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have food in my mouth sometimes they're
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still taste thereafter there's no food
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what do you is because i'm giving
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believe you yet you have an msg sixth
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sense you ever
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when you were when you were younger guy
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and everyone smile you have to wear a
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tie and maybe you'd wear thi like to a
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show or something and you'd sweat in my
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shirt and then you and they get home at
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night and you try to take the tie off
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but because the time i got wet it kind
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of just like it as you try to pull the
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time off it just sort of titans on
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oh yeah i got like a prank where you're
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swimming in somebody at times your pants
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and not
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hey yeah you're swimming in pants and
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somebody time in that same thing
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yeah so I didn't you try to get the time
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off and you can get it on a little bit
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but it's like the time and becomes a
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so then you try and pull it over your
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head and it gets like over your nose but
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now i can't go past your nose so it's
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like pulling your nose up and then you
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like get it out you know and then when
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you're in the tie the wet
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ty is basically tied around its tight
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it's like it's like it's like a binding
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your nose to the front of your face
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well that's my intent and have
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interrogation and it almost is and then
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you're wandering around here like now
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now i might have to cut this tie off
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like you don't like that is the feeling
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of msg for me like it like there's a wet
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ty that's around the front of my face
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Wow and it's cutting off the blood to my
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scalp so do you try to avoid it if you
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what can you do i learned that i live in
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the Pacific Rim and beyond people just
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flatly lie about it
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do you know you're welcome you're like
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the mysterious food and the guy is these
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bees using a yardstick to smooth the msg
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off the top one of those four up if you
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know one of those four right
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measuring cups and he's like no msg what
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are you talking about
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and just in that is just poor oh just
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pours that msg into everything they're
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cooking because they don't believe that
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we the the msg users do not believe that
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we msg sufferers are our have real
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problems so you're saying if i
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understand it most msg users are on the
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face of it
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msg deniers i would say i would say you
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can't be an msg user and an msg suffer
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you have to be an msg tonight because it
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seems like to get back to the fairy
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tales little bit of Princess and the pea
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like there's no
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way since this doesn't actually do
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anything there's no way anybody could
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ever tell that I just before cups of
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this into the food you provide exactly
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but it's like it's like trying to talk
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to somebody who has chronic fatigue
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syndrome or chronic pain
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yeah and you're saying you're talking to
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them in their I i suffer from this
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syndrome and it is impossible for you to
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get inside them and know what they're
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experiencing irritable bowel syndrome
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mm which i think you know a thing or two
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about I i thought i had that but I don't
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have a different thing that's hard to
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diagnose but I BS it's the harness
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crankiness ok let's put myself into
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oh no what the ids is the worst because
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you say oh my gosh I'm i feel really
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Crimea I don't know this is not what i
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have but people go une you really feel
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better what's wrong
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oh my god i have i have diarrhea but
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yesterday I had constipation and there's
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no way to prove that i have it so you're
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crazy person
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it's one of those unknown etiology
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unknown anything things
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sure come to the bathroom with me for a
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week and you will feel a lot of sympathy
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for me but nobody wants to do that let
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me have the showtime series i don't want
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to watch
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I had a lot of fatigue a couple years
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ago not anything close to what i would I
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imagine chronic fatigue syndrome seems
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like but even a small amount of constant
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fatigue and depression is a tremendous
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burden now imagine having something that
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you would even that you would even
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bother to characterize as chronic
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fatigue syndrome right like what it
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sounds like a total nightmare and I
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think the biggest night at the biggest
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part of the nightmare for those people
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is that everywhere they go people like
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what you just lazy have a mountain dew
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uh-huh and you're like no I seriously
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like chronic fatigue syndrome that why
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would I make that up
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I mean you know it's not it's not a very
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thing you want to announce like with
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pride but it also things I wonder how
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you do a differential diagnosis from
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from like a million other things that's
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what about the last thing a doctor was
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to come up with because then that kind
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of means they're out of ideas
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yeah it was like depression right i mean
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so they're going to be so many things
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you have to rule out to get to that
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yeah well it's like we've talked about
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before the the fact that there is no way
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to measure pain except what this like on
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a scale one
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254 have made her sad face to a happy
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you know I've started doing that with my
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daughter though I'm like because she'll
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be like wow and I said what is the
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matter she's like I want a candy cane am
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I on a scale of one to five how big of
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an issue is this for you emotionally and
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invariably she said 01 like right
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exactly so we take a minute to really
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step away from it reflect for a minute
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about that how big of a deal is this and
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then the other day the other day she was
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she was doing her new routine which is
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like I like everybody except daddy
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mm and I was like em on a scale of one
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to five how much do you not like Daddy
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she thought about it she was like three
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and that was the top scorer of anything
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she's ever she's never gotten to a three
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on any scale patients had account and i
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was like wow okay of three you know you
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guys really don't like Daddy moving
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getting there
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I can handle that sixty percent not
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liking daddy it's so nice my daughter
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being able to right now it's so nice to
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wake up in the morning and she'll come
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in and feel like leaving envelope like
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at night to leave an envelope so you can
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open this until the morning till morning
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yeah I said it's really sweet you know I
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you for years I get a little messages
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like a little heart drawing or something
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I open one of the other day and it said
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I in in in broken English you are going
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to die haha oh thanks honey
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thanks sweetie it's not a three climb
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yeah feeling good about it i'm at my
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office and I'm looking out at our people
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and the you know it's kind of cloudy
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windy day and I just feel very good
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right now I don't have chronic for till
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fatigue syndrome i had four have a belly
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full of sushi syndrome
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oh that's a nice afternoon it's much
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better i was looking at is a site that
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my daughter I referred to simply as our
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favorite website which is just a tumblr
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there's nothing but pictures of cute
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animals people scraped off of read it so
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i looked at that and I read most of a
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very long article about outrage on the
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internet from slate good
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uh-huh is the is the witch one of those
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two articles
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is the one where you found the picture
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of the rat eating the cookie i'm talking
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about crime challenge the donuts yes
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lady had a feature on a 2014 in outrage
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and they went through each day of the
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year and have all they have a whole
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giant calendar to show you what people
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were most outraged about on any given
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day i think i would actually find that
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pretty interesting and for you find a
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very calming
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yeah right I you know I I one of my good
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friends on the on the Twitter made a
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thing called the social justice kittens
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calendar
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oh yeah that's a liar town that's my
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time that's right and I got last sounds
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he's very funny he sent me a copy of the
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social justice kittens calendar so I've
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been looking at that every every day and
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just taking taking a little bit of peace
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I think I think people I link to that on
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the tumblr and a lot of people got mad
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don't didn't get why it's funny because
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it's your money for like five different
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reasons
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you can if you can't find something to
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laugh at when looking at that calendar
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you just that there is an actual joke
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there there's no one being harmed their
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that is pictures of kittens saying
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exactly the kind of asinine things that
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people with internet access say about
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how beleaguered they are and exhibits a
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cat saying it's really fucking fun it is
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funny it's funny but you know not being
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able to get the joke is kind of the
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character of the people that are being
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mocked in the lobby that that is my new
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theme song not
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[Music]
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love is wandering in Starflight his
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words to that
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no yeah really i think because beyond
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the rim of the Starlight something like
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that my love is always connect our
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flight it's it's pretty bad
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now you are pretty pretty pretty big
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star trek fan as a kid right
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ah well if you had said which are you a
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bigger fan of Star Trek or the twilight
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I would have absolutely said the
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twilight zone hmm um and this i'm
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talking about at a time when there were
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three channels on TV and then public
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television and late at night on one of
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the channels you sometimes would see
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Star Trek reruns or twilight zone reruns
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or both
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that's interesting we would I feel like
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we very consistently got star trek
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solidly at five to six pm
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oh and when I discovered right after
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Gilligan's Island and when I discovered
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twilight zone it was squarely at like 11
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on 11 a.m.
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yeah and for whatever reason in seattle
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we had gilligan's island of course and
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then we had tokens heroes without any
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funny and then we add then we had the
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monsters and then we had leave it to
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beaver alright and that was what went
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into the afternoon between like two and
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five star trek was I think for Western
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Washington audience is considered more
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sophisticated and it was later on at
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night I remember 1030pm we had cross
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wits never get across with the game show
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with crossword puzzles in funny funny
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celebrities no are you kidding me people
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here we're at 1030pm they were busy
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sharpening their whittling tools no time
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for crossword puzzle based so I shows up
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and sharpness you grew up in Leeds I
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mean that doesn't even make any sense to
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me now around ten o'clock we started
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putting coal our faces for the next day
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Gene Roddenberry at one point I forget
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the reason why but he had someone was
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called upon us to say what the lyrics to
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the song where I will not sing them i
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will read them into four lines via it's
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beyond the rim of the Starlight my love
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is wandering in Starflight I know he'll
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find in Star clustered reaches love
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Strangelove a star woman teaches wow it
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kinda doesn't even match the song know
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and it feels a little bit like you know
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gene roddenberry's coming out of that
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fifties and sixties science fiction
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author all icons science fiction
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yeah like Harlan Ellison land where
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there where unreasonable
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well and ultimately it's like they are
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picturing the cover of heavy metal
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magazine over an original sure you know
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where Conan is standing there with a
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sword and the and the and the girl in
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the ripped bikini so I think I mean
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there's a lot of that in Star Trek and I
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think that song is is like the poetry
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that maybe that maybe you would if you
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were on a different planet
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maybe it sounds better on it it
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translated from its original language
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Strangelove a star woman teaches you're
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gonna go out past the star clusters and
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what I say and i'm not going to raise
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lanes woman a woman is going to teach
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you strange love my love don't give me
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prisons
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oh I think that that's a big part of
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that early science fiction is that a lot
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of teenage boys were not getting earth
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love and they were looking for a strange
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love that Karen love they were getting
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some of that that you know they wanted
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some of the strange if you know time
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makeup coming from like mars mars women
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can wear the green lady who glides the
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green glider wasn't there green gliding
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lady another green lady but there's a
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lady like you didn't hear walk she just
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kind of floated oh yeah oh yeah yeah i
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just see i'm still super into that shit
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fuck you me both
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if I better green waited but just glided
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forget it
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org lid as we say if you just get from
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place to place you got her star cluster
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reaches soul the UM so I feel like Star
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Trek there's a cup the street come and
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hear he was a little bit older than I
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was and his last name was Klingon oh
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that's rough Klingon but he was he was
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the oldest kid in the neighborhood so he
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was actually really cool polish not
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cleaning it might be anything like an
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American ization of something from
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Europe maybe a German person but who
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lived in gdansk ok sorry I'm not gonna
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dance cross that prog like a pasta the
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the Germantown of that now we call
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gdansk it's the the singer from that
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band from the misfits
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Oh God dancing Danzig right
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Danzig is what we call gdansk now is
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that right yeah used to be dancing it
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was all germantown all Germans but in
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what we think of now as Poland well the
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pair of hands and I think maybe they had
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names like calling all right there
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that's a tough name to grow up with
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except so he had one of those
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oh this was the option of them i'm i'm
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having like a six will reactivate I'm
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different I'm tripping because he had
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one of those giant models of the
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starship enterprise and Israel like one
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that you could take the top off and see
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inside the the bridge and everything and
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and his bedroom was kind of like oh so
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my neighborhood was all one story houses
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except the Clintons his name was Gary
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Klien that's horrible it sounds like
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he's mispronouncing Klingon yeah it does
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and and even at the time now is removing
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hehe their house was the only house in
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the neighborhood and this is crazy to
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say they were you know there were 200
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houses in my neighborhood
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his was the only one with a second story
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and his bedroom is on the second floor
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so that was already pretty amazing even
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without the stairs in this guy's house
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it was just like wow stairs in a house
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and then he had this starship enterprise
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in his room and it was just like I'm I
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mean I didn't go in his room a lot he
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was older than I was this was like a
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lucky treat when you could get to go in
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to his room and see this spaceship
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pretty hot stuff and then you know he
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grew up and got a car and drive away and
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I never saw him again but uh but Star
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Trek I mean I can't say that Star Trek
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was not very prominent on my on my
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landscape particularly in the years
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before Star Wars oh yeah right because
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we were nine 9 ten years old Star Wars
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came out right let's see i was ten yeah
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yeah so I i would have been 9i guess and
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you know from the age of four I was
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pretty invested in startrack even just
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not not watching the show but just like
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the toys and there and how the animated
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show on saturday mornings
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mmhmm yeah r us are you sorry because
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you're afraid of talking about Star Trek
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no no no i'm not i'm thinking about it I
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i never got into it and it's it's it's
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one of those things that that you know
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there are some things that I
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accidentally came across one or two
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times and its really fell in love with
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and star trek really seem stiff to me
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when I was a kid and you know I some of
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my nerdy your friends really liked it
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Star Wars everybody everybody I knew
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like Star Wars and if they did my star
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wars I didn't want to know that was that
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was huge for me Star Wars was like on
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you know it took over my life for two
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did you have a friend that had the trash
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compactor place that I
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did I got it I got it for all your
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kidding it was pretty was pretty crappy
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well yeah it was gonna pantheon only in
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the pantheon of Star Wars toys it is not
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high up it was might have been crappy to
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own but it was the only star wars toy
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that I knew anybody but the tab was the
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only one I ever had access to a very
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limited and restricted access to it
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because it was over at my friends house
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and I could only play with it
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occasionally and boy did I think it was
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pretty impressive had a little garbage
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compactor with the new therefore yeah
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and the little monster when I was a very
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but that was a a scene that really made
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an impression of course
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well I think if I could pick one and
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still have today even with a really
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cherry one even then was Hans blaster
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that Becca will the light blaster the
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batteries that was kind of heavy and
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like you know felt really solid that was
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awesome i had an x-wing fighter with
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little are you push the r2d2 and make
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think of anyone care to d2 the wings go
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out doesn't seem very plausible but that
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was a great toy but just a the trash
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compactor didn't have great build
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quality
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yeah yeah you're all the figures i had
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them all you know what might you did i'm
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sorry that you don't no idea i still
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have my game my daughter wrestling
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oh that's right and she chewed off the
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lights and no doubt have they came off
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and they can 78 told you that story
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right yeah you did you have mailed off
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to the the counter people and one day in
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the mail for Star Wars characters
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arrived incredible greatest and my life
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almost as great as the day that I got
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this kiss albums for free
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incredible my daughter is John a lot of
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memories my number-one playset was the
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Guns of Navarone playset did you inherit
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that from somebody help the Guns of
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Navarone plates that was a mid seventies
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a playset not based on the i think it
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was based on the original Guns of
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Navarone film but what what caused it to
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be put into production was be4 Sten from
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Navarone now sheriff it's gonna never
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based on something else is it based on
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what am I thinking of
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also the the kind of thing that's best
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seven samurai nevermind i don't think
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this is based on something else
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Guns of Navarone was like a strange a
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retelling of like the battle for Crete
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all right again yes yes yes I'm sorry of
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course of course David Niven was in it
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and you love David did i do love i love
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David Niven is that whereas the bomb guy
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oh he's the British bomb guy
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more like Miller that's right he never
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got he never got promoted
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uh but he was very aristocratic but you
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know he's a risk credit guy playing a
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playing like a you know just a man of
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the people but very upset and anthony
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quinn is an air attack it looks like
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Gregory pack is an amazing film and and
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then so then force 10 from navarone
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that's the was Robert Shaw at Harrison
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for + barbara bach look at that right
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that's right and so that movie came out
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it had nothing to do with the tower with
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the with the mountain forced to her guns
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of navarone is about a mountain force 10
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from navarone is about a damn and
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somehow force 10 from navarone came out
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in the seventies but they but but hasbro
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or whatever some toy company made the
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Guns of Navarone playset because
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presumably everything that they had
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rights to every eight-year-old kid in
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America the time had watched that movie
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that was then 20 years old
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black-and-white with their dad at night
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on The Late movie you know it anywhere
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get back in here that's right come on
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come on you gotta want this late movie I
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mean I said I saw the longest day 42
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times because my dad never never turned
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off at the late movie and it was always
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a war two movie and I mean that's how I
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learned about the world just like here
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we go for 10 from navarone so this was a
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giant playset it had two cannons it had
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an elevator it had like multiple tiers
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and you could sit at a you could assault
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this that's for
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is this mountain fortress I mean I'm not
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saying you could let one could assault
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this mountain fortress with your little
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green army men every day for a thousand
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years and never get bored sounds I see
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if I still had it i think i would still
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play with this the forst forst are not
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for I'm sorry
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don't mess around guns of navarone
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playset that's right
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some of my favorite toys for ones that i
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had reason I'm asking you is inherited
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was some of my favorite I like toys that
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actually held up and more fun for a long
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time where the ways that i got from
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other kids from like the 60 mm mm mm you
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know like I like the Tarzan or like I'll
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shoebox full of original batman cards
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from 1966 like a remote control car
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there's like 10 years old and still
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I can't even imagine that shit my
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daughter gets today I can't even imagine
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that stuff but even so would still work
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after 10 years I the the toy that I
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remember inheriting from an older cousin
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was the james bond db5 aston martin a
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little Corgi the corgi diecast wow those
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were amazing my friends collected those
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they were so cool and they had all the
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like the license plate flipped the
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passenger seat was an ejector seat there
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was a little uh resettling detailed a
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metal shield that sprung up that was
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bulletproof in the back window think the
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headlights were guns like all these
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things and they all worked and these are
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my cousin's bought that toy in 1964 and
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used it and then I inherited in 74 and
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it all still worked
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I wish I still had that I feel like I'm
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gonna spend all night on ebay tonight
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looking at diecast corgi cars from the
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signal before you do that you're going
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to want to go to youtube and watch a
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really poorly shot video in some guys
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basement showing off his famous world
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war two battle of Navarone giant playset
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because it was
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doesn't have a beachhead they're like
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and like and the infamous vehicles up
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your mountain with ladders on it
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what am I googling oh my christ our
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sanity in the dingus
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oh yeah it's got ladders and it's got
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almost everything it's like army man
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like to the 10th power like the army men
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but they're they're cool-looking army
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men they got infiniti vehicles in a raft
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and a flag with them so there's a great
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there's a good there the great army men
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who are the Nazis and the green army men
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are the Americans the yanks and the
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British to lesser extent let's be honest
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to a lesser extent the Allies the AL ice
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that's right the Americans and then the
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allies who are being a motley group both
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of explosives experts a ragtag a ragtag
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group of Greeks and you know but come
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food people you know people that you
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need to do we need to win four people
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become food people the Greeks the Brits
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you gotta have those people on your side
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to win a war but it's the Americans
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front-and-center get pregnant middle
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Gregory god damn pack
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yes yeah making the call ultimately
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making the call
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somebody's got to make the call and it's
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got to be sure you don't yank there are
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you gonna want to get for that this guy
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also has something in his basement it's
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a thought technology that i still find
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kind of fascinating it's what I can
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clearly identify as something I believe
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it's called a video game chair
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uh-huh you wear an aeron chair
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nope you wear videogame chairs
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apparently I'm not as scary by to play
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video games in does it have a cup holder
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now this one has a pillow on it for
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extra comfort looks like go on the
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bottom of that video game chair you get
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a chance to play video games in it it's
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kind of like like a shitty little
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footless rocking chair and sit there you
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sit there on the floor is that way you
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can sit on the floor without sitting on
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the floor
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ok get like sex beanbag kind of except
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for video games and you're alone
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hi aisi I can't want to use a real cell
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in pairs
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I can't watch that youtube video because
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uh because my operating system is sold
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that it's blocked plugins all please
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watch to watch but oh I'm looking at the
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video game chair and let me tell you
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I feel like how how many fraternity guys
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do you think die every year going
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downstairs in a video game chair
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oh because if i had that the first thing
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i would do back when I was drinking when
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I was a good person I would take that to
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the top of the biggest flight of stairs
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and it seems like such a natural fit
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John I got to tell you I have not just
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another link i think you should be able
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to see this 1i I had never actually
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spent that much time looking in to be
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get chairs month but the first of all
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the first he goes wow this is a really
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high-tech and the second thing is they
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look a lot like children's seats you put
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in a car
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yeah exactly like ah yeah except there's
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a guy holding a controller in his hand
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and look at him go
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and he's got your glasses on he's got
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short hair some of these actually look a
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little bit like Captain Kirk's chair
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why did somebody not design a video game
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chair that is an exact replica of the
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cup I you know what that sounds like
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something that is probably out there i
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think that you if you bought that if you
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if you put that for sale it would be a
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big hit because people apparently are
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buying enough of these things that there
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are literally this is a little little
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bit almost like a love doll like it
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would take so much self knowledge to
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spend a lot of money on one of these you
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know you really have to be okay with who
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you are to have something like this is
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you scroll down a little bit there's
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something almost like a dentist's chair
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with you like Soloflex arm overhead to
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have your screens on i mean i don't want
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to say that these are built just for
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no but what they did not know my gosh
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they might as well call the masturbation
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chairs they don't look comfortable in
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the lower back area like that they
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they're curved in a very like like a
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sloppy sort of supine that's not how you
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would sit well better if you say if your
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car seat was anything like ours i mean i
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always felt I have a terrible
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relationship with car seats
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I hate them I hate putting them in i
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hate taking them out
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I hate trying to make the secure and I
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somehow end up cutting my hand when I
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have to like do anything seriously gonna
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rent a car like this one really invasive
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stuff with it
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I've got a I've got a bad scar on my
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hand from the freaking car seats i got
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I'd literally there was blood on our
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stairs from the disease cut i got from
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the kids car seat like a graco car seat
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but but to think that the really
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distinguish quality and I don't need to
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be the apple guy here the most amazing
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thing about my kids car seat is there
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was no way it was almost like something
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they can experiment MIT there's no way
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to put my kids car seat down that it
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didn't fall over
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click the button down but no matter what
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and that's what he stands up on its own
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your site no no no and thats hanging
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with these some of them look there's a
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place to put our you can have a remote
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control
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you certainly have a drink holder my
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goodness
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would you have one of I mean this is the
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thing like I remember remember a little
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TV show called friends i do and remember
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Joey and Chandler had the two chairs
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oh yeah Joey and Chandler had like old
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beat-up chairs that they loved it was
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their chairs
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oh I'm not sure that right think I think
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you're remembering a different think
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you're remembering all of the things I
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don't know if I've ever seen a whole
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episode of friends so my understanding
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is that Joey and Chandler at a certain
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point somewhere in the series which ran
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from I was like massage chairs at it
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something like they got Joey I think
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probably did it may be Chandler which
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Joey Chandler was nicer and she was
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Chandler was that could you be more
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something yeah he would be but he would
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do nicely and chandler and they got lazy
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boys it looks like they got some ways I
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think it's lazy boys they got that were
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like their TV watching chairs yeah and
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it was a big moment in the show when
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these two guys it was part of their male
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friendship and they just said like we
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are we got these chairs and we're
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watching TV and I think all across
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America there was a collective sigh of
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relief from men between the ages of
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probably 15 and 50 because these guys
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had validated the idea
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at getting a getting a chair for the
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sole purpose of sitting and watching TV
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was like not just a not just a valid
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life choice but like it was it was a
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progressive and that is like bonding is
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really arrived we got these chair we
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have arrived
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like what else do you need we've got a
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TV and we've got these chairs for for
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watching TV and at the extension of that
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now that that of that thinking now to
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this world of of a thousand lampreys as
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a good friend grant sure I knew not
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Remora a brad lastly is I did say eels
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yeah these these lampreys and I think
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the Fed and i think that the the video
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game chair is you know it's just a form
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of like that maybe it maybe what it is
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it's a way of saying ma I'm never
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leaving over like this chance this is my
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flag i'm planting the flag or or
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conversely i just made I just made four
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hundred million dollars in my initial
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public offering and i own an 11,000
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square foot house space sixty dollars on
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a masturbation seat 11 square thousand
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square foot house in Palo Alto and the
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only furnishing is to to jackoff chairs
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and my and my and my a-level in my
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station 12 or whatever i ate person
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jacuzzi tub is empty and full of dirty
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laundry
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that would be so set it's like and
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there's one lamborghini poster like on
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my bedroom wall to give me something to
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look at as I go to sleep at night
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Oh Nick you paint quite a picture
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well you know it's not been around yeah
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travel I've traveled I've seen a little
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bit of the world
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well you know even just just because
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you're not on a lot of boards of
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directors right now doesn't mean you
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haven't been asked I'm sure
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well I haven't been asked enough
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yeah i mean i really do so I really do
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feel at some point Merlin that there is
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going to be someone some listener of our
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program who who has us tremendous good
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fortune but professional good fortune or
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political confusion and when he really
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here she when they really search their
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feelings they're going to say everything
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that i know i learned from John Merlin
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and when that happens they're gonna send
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a white hummer limo to your house and
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mine and we're going to open the door
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standing there in our bathrobes now
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y'all pours the bitcoins you're probably
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going to be holdings like a half-eaten
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hot dog
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I'm gonna be holding a sword maybe I
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won't even be wearing a bathrobe and
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there's gonna be a driver and he's going
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to say mr. man or conversely mr.
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Roderick we're gonna go yes and then
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yeah that's right it's gonna he's gonna
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be like here is a giant filson bag full
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of bitcoins foo and an engraved
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invitation to be on the board of
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directors of the most famous gun company
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in the world something you brought up
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numerous times that at first I wasn't
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sure about and i'm very interested in is
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I like that you're very forthcoming
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about saying to people
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yeah that's all well and good we do
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stuff in the future I want to know how
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to make money off of something that
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you've already made money off of i like
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the idea that you seem to be socializing
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an idea that you might be excellent as
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like a retroactive co-founder like
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retcon leader retroactive continuity
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going to change some of the original
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John will in retrospect have been
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profound her right eye because I feel
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like what what ends up happening is that
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people found a thing based on lock it up
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they found a thing based on like that
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that their arrogance in the moment and
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they run it into the ground and a
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certain point they have a reckoning they
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have a they have a come-to-jesus moment
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they're walking out in the forest snow
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is coming down to like what is wrong
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with me God and then they think how did
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I get here
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oh shit and then
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and it goes to view flip yeah that's
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right and then I'm like I appear in the
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yep I'm and I'm basically lemmiwinks no
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I'm not let me winks I'm the Frog Prince
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and I go Lambie Winx laughing Winx I
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don't have it
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let's sing a little song when i tell you
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about the journey you're about to go on
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and then you realize shit he is a
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co-founder his doctor never realized
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that his part technologies got me here
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and yet I ran yet turning my back on him
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i have doubt been deposited into this
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hell into the snowy hellscape 44 and i
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needed i need to walk back down the path
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and and again as you say retro actively
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acknowledged i guess the contribution
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and then start receiving direct input
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yes tap into the direct input of the now
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it's not it would not be that
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complicated to give you undiluted shares
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that basically make you the equivalent
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of a co-founder money-wise I think you
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ask for something more
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it sounds like you're asking that they
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go in and actually literally change the
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founding records to make you have been
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that person for years before and I think
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maybe give you an apology
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there's a fixer sort of as a sort of us
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that character from pulp fiction of the
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wolf the wolf comes in never actually
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touches anything stands there a tuxedo
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with his accurate and excess pointing
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nsx the driver asked show up order
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people around and point
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yeah and just say like you clean up the
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brains you throw your closing in a in a
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bag and and then john cusack's brother
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or sister I was Joan Cusack in that
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movie wasn't it
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oh it's um I'll see now you're going to
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make me look this up that john cusack is
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going to essentially Sweeney no Julia
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Sweeney it's going to take and take this
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take your take this conflict there
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Julius wings and pulp fiction that's so
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he's gonna take this carpet dead bodies
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gonna take it to her father's junkyard
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and that's where it's going to disappear
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and for this problem solving
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I get paid an astronomical sum
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it seems like a lot to John Travolta but
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you needed the wolf you need somebody
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calling their meeting somebody who knows
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what's what can keep your head in a
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situation like that and I feel like
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that's me in corporate America and I and
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I don't think the old guard the old
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guard isn't ever going to relinquish
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that that authority to somebody like me
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who comes from a from an outsider
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perspective really like the young people
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particularly young people listen to our
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program the young people who were spread
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collar shirts the and who have
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potentially videogame chairs they're
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going to say at a certain point I am
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over my head here i'm surrounded by
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former google vice presidents who have
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degrees in finance who are telling me
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what I should do I don't trust any of
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you smell that gamma ring you know
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here's the thing John everybody here's
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the problem
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ok so here's my pitch for you you're an
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early stage on disruptor so here's what
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i mean by that first of all what is what
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does every company got way too many
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people fucking disrupting too many
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things are just making a big mess right
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and then right around to it still it's
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too late i think you come in there or
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what I said early stage maybe an angel
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round on disruptor you come in you say
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sit the fuck down
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let's everybody let's everybody just
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calm down if you don't stop disrupting
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things moving right but I smirk off your
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that's right get up out of that video
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game chair and go surrounding a
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gentleman at the table that's right and
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whatever you're drinking throw it in the
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garbage we're drinking coffee here
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drinking straight coffee out his silence
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oil out of coffee cups that paper cups
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coffee cups and if one person says core
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competency well I'm in the room and kick
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in the balls now make sure you get into
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this scroll now let's get down to brass
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tacks and the thing is there's gonna be
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I'm not saying that they're going to be
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50 people who listen to this program who
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find themselves in this situation we
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don't need 50 Johnny 20 like 33 people
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over the course of the next 25 years yet
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wake up one day and say holy shit i'm
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over my head Jason really ready to be
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undisrupted that's right i have more
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resources that i know what to do with
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I'm surrounded by sharks
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and by a by people i do not like or
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trust i'm surrounded by 22 year old man
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i can't trust and fifty year old man i
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can't trust all those people get point
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but you know when you open up a window
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back up a catalog now there's always one
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gray beard guy in there who who's
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wearing a like two skinny jeans and a
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and a and a and two shirts over a
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sweater and all this weird shit yes but
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relaxed serious but relax and he is
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there to he's there as the kind of like
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oh that's the guy he runs my company or
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whatever the young CEO is only 55 you're
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surrounded by those guys and you say
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there's none of these people have what I
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need I need a sim attar refer need some
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I need somebody who's gonna come in here
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and tell us what we can drink first
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first off before we go another step
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because all these guys that all these
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guys that went to thunderbird business
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college they roll in there and they see
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it they see a meeting table strewn with
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Starbucks cups and they don't see shit
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about it because they're not thinking
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about the you know they're not thinking
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at the micro-level night like this this
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board of directors is not going to be
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able to make a single worthwhile
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decision if we are all sitting here
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drinking starbucks out of paper cups
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that's not how business gets done I'm
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done I'm here to tell you about the race
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and you start with some of the little
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sex that's right I'm afraid to tell you
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and you and you and you sit up in your
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chair god damn it and put your shoes
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back on
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look at you know I'm yeah that's right i
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just put your shoes back up
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I'm the old guy being worried about that
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you have to come in itself but the
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shoots put your shoes on there in office
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the first thing we're going to do in
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this office is built some goddamn walls
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between people's desks and the ping-pong
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table goes I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll guy
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everybody shinee the rich guy
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no i think that's that's your forecast
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right the balls
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