Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► hello I John I'm Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► uh-huh yeah really good [TS]

00:00:13 ◼   ► yeah very good crazy stuff oh yeah oh [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► god really oh god it's all it's all such [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► a struggle to find ya did you have a [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► crazy morning [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► oh I can get the kids out the door and [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► tumble out of bed stumble the kitchen [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► whoo wonder whatever happened to my life [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► yeah did you did you go downstairs and [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► drink a cup or did you wanna stretch [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► yeah try to come to life this shit did [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► you drink a cup of ambition that [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► composition [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► yeah just kind of just keeps going like [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► this doesn't beyond stretch don't don't [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► don't don't don't [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► mm oh she's just a song that we know of [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► as morning train which sounds a little [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► dirty was oh [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► originally I had never thought about [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► that interpretation but you know morning [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► train was really called 925 but they had [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► to change it for the US release which [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► also sounds dirty because dolly parton [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► already had a hit with 95 right if you [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► think about it almost everything sounds [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► dirty [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► yeah US release feel like I'm going to [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► start using both europe US release and [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► morning train just incorporate that into [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► my room into my pillow talk [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► that is funny isn't it this is this is [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► how the brain works you know [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► hey baby i'm i'm gonna have to change [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► this for the US release [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► mhm helping have a simultaneous [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► worldwide release [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► oh my goodness boy you're a couple of [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► ambition got blue here a little bit blue [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► you know you got a little blue last week [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► that was fun [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► do I get blue when you talk about some [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► things [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► yeah you know what yeah I don't know [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► finally off the internet café have the [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► energy into it but i doubt you your [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► interest in the man's knowing the man's [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► parfum and then you followed him around [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► a little bit yeah the part form for [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► that's right that's right I did I did I [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► talked about some talked about some sex [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► sex things [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► yeah sex feelings really i read i read i [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► read a article on the internet this [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► morning about an artist anal dildo [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► company [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► we'll make bespoke modern uh dude I sure [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► you don't want to just be using an old [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► dryer model well either an old model of [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► its the things you don't want here's [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► what here's what you don't want you do [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► want an old building like a like one [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► from the past also hold world [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► craftsmanship yeah that's the kind of [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► you know that kind of burled wood dildo [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► of the 19th century which you don't want [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► is one of these sort of you know [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► mid-period dildos from the sixties [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► seventies eighties maybe early six you [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► mean like it like a japanese electronics [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► feel valued by like a Woolworth yeah you [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► know what that is one of those [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► inexpensive nothing nothing i'm going to [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► be ping pong but wakes you don't want [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► some kind of mid-market like LeBaron of [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► dildos [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► I think for a long time most dildos were [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► made out of the same material that super [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► balls were made out of interesting right [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► i think if you if you dropped one on the [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► ground it would it would the first time [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► it would bounce like six feet high and [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► higher than you'd expect [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► yeah it was that kind of marbled plastic [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► red-white-and-blue sort of marbled [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► plastic and that's not what you want now [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► not not a normal contemporary guide [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► wearing suspenders with the with a long [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► beard and the sides of his head shaved [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► is not going to use a superball dildo [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► when he could use one that's made out of [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► brass and steam gauges [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► uh-huh right look at Jules Verne device [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► exactly you want one that's gonna have [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► probably some tiles [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► hmm maybe it makes a pinging sound that [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► when you started up it goes [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► we are living here in Allentown all it [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► takes a lot to get started [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► 22 yea right in the little below [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► flywheel start spinning oh yeah you know [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► I think if I were gonna have a steampunk [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► dildo [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► I think I would be looking for something [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► that was looking at probably large [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► machine [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► yeah we're like like the size of like a [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► box fan maybe bigger well and the drives [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► a device that's actually kind of kind of [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► tiny yeah that uses a a very heavily [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► lacquered of [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► boat or in some capacity [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► it's got its got flywheels got gauges it [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► makes a puff puff puff sound right it [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► should sound a little bit like an [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► old-timey generator or something [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► yeah it's you know brass tubing all [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► course you gotta have brass and and you [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► got some some studs on it right there a [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► lot of like like studs on things [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► yeah but now it's starting to sound a [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► little bit medieval starting to sound [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► like something from the Torquemada would [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► we just use the arm of a dead peasant [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► the arm of a dead baby there's so many [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► of them [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► yeah but that's the way economics works [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► right that use there's a need and then [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► there's something changes in the [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► marketplace maybe something involving [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► Copernicus but you got a baby's arm and [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► you know you might want to do some [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► business with that [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► well mrs. the thing once you start [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► talking about business start talking [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► about the history of entrepreneurship [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► start talking about the history of [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► entrepreneurship you're really you're [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► talking about the history of humanity [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► its history desire to better ourselves [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► history of humanity is the history of [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► entrepreneurs yes pushing the envelope [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► through entrepreneurial entrepreneurship [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► it sometimes they push the envelope [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► out-of-the-box don't think why don't [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► know you're I mean I don't want to open [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► the kimono [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► Oh too far to a deep dive on this one [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► but entrepreneurs even right now as we [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► speak our transformer they're [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► terraforming the mental landscape that [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► was a made-up word I thought you made up [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► that word but then I learned that that's [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► a real word terraforming yeah it's super [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► because you talked about the guy upon [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► the Genesis device and things I assume [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► startrack things but I went read about [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► it it's an interesting it'sit's been [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► around inside for some time now [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► oh yeah terraforming come on what are [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► you going to call it when you arrive in [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► a when you arrive in a distant sun-baked [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► planet right or or multiple baked by [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► multiple sons and basic the basic idea [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► is or has been in the past it's mostly [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► about in science fiction speculative [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► fiction it's the idea of taking an [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► existing planet or area that's currently [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► not naturally inhabitable by humans and [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► doing something that basically is reset [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► and causes it to be something that would [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► be an admirable by humans [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► yes exactly now did you just say [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► speculative fiction [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► yes because because we've determined [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► that science fiction is hurtful or [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► because somebody within somebody within [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► the science / speculative fiction realm [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► has has indicated that one is is not [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► equivalent to the other [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► well now that you've opened that kimono [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► have a feeling you're going to find out [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► mmic so someone's gonna write me you're [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► saying someone's gonna write me an email [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► or tweet explaining the difference [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► between tally explaining the difference [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► but no nobody would ever do that we on [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► I can't believe you respond to people [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► about bits we went through that whole [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► thing where it's like I know the answer [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► i know the answer [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► oh it's about this a couple three weeks [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► ago that distinction between like [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► science fiction and fantasy and I you [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► know I'm an outsider on these things [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► mostly I'm you know I like mainstream [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► stuff i've read some stuff but I'm not [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► like out i'm not i don't know lots of [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► stuff about either science fiction or [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► fantasy but um I guess what the [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► speculative fiction when I first hear [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► that i feel like i may be first heard [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► that in my head I associate with kurt [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► vonnegut well you know if it was just [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► called speculum fiction than it would be [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► Harlan Ellison is that right you look at [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► the german thing [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► mm-my I think you're absolutely right it [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► probably Ellison's not a German name [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► anyway [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► no uh-uh go out go on I don't wanna be [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► in my head like I guess I see I don't [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► know an IRA please don't explain it to [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► me people i don't really don't care but [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► I know it matters to tell me but please [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► don't know but I'll wanna the science [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► fiction and science fiction is the idea [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► of you know it's fiction it's a story [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► that involves sciency things and with [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► you anymore [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► well the thing is speculative fiction to [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► me I think that more of like this [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► doesn't really rely on some kind of it's [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► almost more like an alternative [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► alternate excuse me [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► Oh want to say is alternative people say [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► alternate I think alternate means every [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► other oh it was like an altimeter [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► epicenter they're almost everybody uses [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► OIC or like a like a deep dive for open [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► the kimono I think when you say [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► alternate you say we're gonna meet on [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► alternate weeks right and you would say [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► or you the biopic are you say somebody [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► was someone else's alternate right which [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► is like a second right in a duel right i [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► think you know alternative means a [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► difference don't know I know what both [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► of us have used and we'll get back to [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► speculate efficient wireless one that [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► both of us have used wrong even recently [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► is uninterested vs disinterested and I [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► think that is it is a difference between [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► to bring back home mp3 if it doesn't [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► appeal to you or holds no interest for [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► you you are uninterested in that if [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► you're somebody who doesn't have a stake [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► in it as I like so you don't have a dog [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► in the fight you're a disinterested [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► party you know we always say don't have [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► a dog in that race but I think it's [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► because because the Iditarod well yeah [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► here we raise dogs [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► I don't know what you guys do you fight [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► dogs I guess down there Florida in [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► Florida there's lots of dog racing there [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► is some very unusual bedding in florida [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► i was about to use where paramutual [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► except I don't really know what that [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► means [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► yeah at first I thought you said betting [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► instead of betting dog bedding this is [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► turning into kind of a bore his podcast [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► display area last night I was watching I [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► actually happen to be watching some [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► videos of boys hunting that's different [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► from or hey it's a different from aboard [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► hey ora ora aboard or abortion or ar [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► borji which is when the people who [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► who run run an Italian the city-state [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► have intercourse in groups right sure or [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► not I would think that joke is funny [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► yeah i think he is already laughing now [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► the big George is the guy who had a [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► puppet on his hand [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► I would you know I would say that I've [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► been to some beorgis what I'm saying I [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► said against the wall [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► yeah anyway I was watching afterwards [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► you got to see the demented cheese for I [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► got nothing [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► the manager oh don't think they make [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► artisanal pasta don't think the demand [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► cheese [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► yeah I think so yeah cooked to [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► perfection that 10 to 12 minutes but i'm [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► watching these videos of boys hunting [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► huh which is your boys a Russian hunting [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► dog [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► well it's a bit so that my understanding [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► is that the board's I was the dog was [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► the exclusive dog of the Russian royal [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► family so much so that after the Russian [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► Revolution all the boys in Russia were [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► killed because they symbolized the royal [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► family [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► oh my goodness oh my goodness thats [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► that's complicated [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► yeah and the only boys that survived [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► were boys that had been given as gifts [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► by the Russian royal family two royal [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► families throughout Europe [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► Wow as us as a token of their royal [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► esteem so there were boys in England and [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► presumably germany and but you can only [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► find an expat bordesley yeah and then [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► those boys were bred to survive the line [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► and now they're our boarders of his back [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► in Russia because you know of course [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► there's a get all the Ark's oligarchs by [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► one important way [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► yeah there's a resurgence of Russian [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► nationalism and the borzoi maybe has the [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► symbolism of it has changed or maybe [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► it's just that they want to return to [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► the Czar's but watching seems it's their [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► version of like small-batch whiskey [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► it's like that's it is nice but it also [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► liked it signifies things exactly it's [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► like the contemporary fashion to wear [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► powdered wigs [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► ok that we have here where it's like you [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► don't want people to stop wearing powder [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► with you see a powder we can laugh and [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► now today it's not unusual you'll see [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► you go to coffee shops e45 people and [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► powdered wigs sure I mean they're that [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► the popularity of the musical Hamilton [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► who has brought back this whole powdered [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► wig scene and you know for a lot of the [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► middle middle period of American history [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► we we were not impressed by the by the [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► founding fathers we wanted nothing to do [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► with them they we consider ourselves [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► contemporary modern people we want to [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► make a break from that culture the last [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► thing we want to do is where the ways of [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► our fathers [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► yeah we were wearing helmets we were [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► wearing helmets and goggles caps some [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► caps maybe get transistor radio [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► you could have a Tamil Shanter Tamil [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► Shanter write a a deerstalker uh-huh [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► with a transistor radio uh but uh anyway [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► these videos of boys hunting the boards [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► are very fast dog faster when I was [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► Gibson he was a well have we talked [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► about this [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► the passing of Gibson well no not the [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► passing of Gibson but when Gibson [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► arrived Gibson looked like a small [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► borzoi but what Gibson was was a borzoi [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► crossed with a whippet and a whip it is [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► looks like a tiny borstal isn't a [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► whippet kinda like like it's like a tiny [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► ground [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► uh well yeah but you know greyhounds and [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► I mean they're all long-nosed running [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► dogs okay and so what they did was they [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► tried to get the long hair of a borzoi [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► with the size of a whippet and what they [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► achieved in gibson was he was a little [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► bit too big to be in the family of this [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► new breed they were trying to create and [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► so he had kinda got bounced out of the [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► breeding stock because you know they [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► have to call the big ones and call the [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► hairless ones and calls this is how it [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► works is the process right call the ones [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► that understanding wish colder ones that [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► you know that can tap their hopes to do [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► math so Gibson arrived on the scene and [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► I said low new dog you are a small [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► boards away and my mom said no the new [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► breed is called the silks I can barely [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► even say it [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► ok [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► the silken wind hound so silken wind out [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► that sounds expensive because because [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► when the borzoi has really long fur it [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► takes on this kind of you know it looks [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► like wings almost I mean it takes on [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► this very silky cascading lion's mane [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► and so sick silicon-silicon wind hound [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► was the name of the breed that was that [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► they were working toward and it was [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► somewhere in the it was in the middle [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► period of a breed where maybe hadn't [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► been accepted all the way by the [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► american kennel club but you know they [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► were they were trying to trying to [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► produce a line that would make this a [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► real breed rather than just a crossbreed [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► uh-huh [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► but the problem was when I'm out in the [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► world walking this dog and people come [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► up and say what kind of dog is that I'm [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► forced to make a choice now either eyes [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► either i say out loud [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► silken wind hound now you can explain [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► now you got to explain or you say it's a [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► half borzoi half with it or you say [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► that's a small borzoi or something [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► probably say but you probably get away [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► with we talked about this before with [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► career discussing your career you could [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► probably get away with something like [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► he's mostly borzoi oh that's a good one [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► that's good that never occurred to me [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► mostly borzoi yeah but the thing is I [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► the problem with that is it sounds like [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► you're borzoi got out and you know and [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► had an affair with a with a mongrel and [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► i will and i wanted to indicate that [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► this was this was attempting at least to [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► be a purebred dog [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► oh yeah so essentially he's supposed to [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► look like that it's this is this is what [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► it's meant to be it's a little big [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► it's very small compared to a borzoi but [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► it's still you know [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► three feet tall i mean the boards are [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► huge right right right anyway as I was [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► watching these videos i found a video [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► which originally was a film of three [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► boys killing a wolf in 1910 Wow in the [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► snow [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► oh you'd have a strategy right don't [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► they have enough bread strategy of bread [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► in strategy [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► yeah one of them grabs one front leg one [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► of them grabs one back leg flip them [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► over and the third one goes for the neck [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► Wow and this is how they hunt and they [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► don't have to have a meeting or anything [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► no I think they just know what they're [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► doing and you're watching this thing and [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► the you know it's a wolf so it's not [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► going down easily and it was much I [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► always imagined that it was like whip [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► whip pop and then that bite on the neck [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► and then it's over [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► right like a very surgical process but [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► like a like a like a cat on the Savannah [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► like you would be some kind of like boom [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► you're done [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► Boop you're done right it is uglier than [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► that well it was intense because you [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► know the boards are big but the wolf [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► outweighs them and showed her one grabs [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► the front the one grabs the back but [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► when they're as they're flipping the [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► wolf the wolf is also spinning and [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► contorting trying to get away and so [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► it's really like three dogs on a wolf [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► and they are trying to enact their plan [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► and and the wolf is against it and it's [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► it's really a free-for-all [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► well um and what was crazy about this is [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► i watch this video for about I don't [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► know that five minutes before i realized [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► that it was actually a loop [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► Oh of a fight that in the loop is [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► probably only 15 seconds long [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► it's like a it's like a early 20th [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► century dog vine [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► yeah that's right it's a dog barn except [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► it doesn't have that weird jittery thing [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► in that binds do we're kind of you know [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► it's meant to loop but that sort of [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► starts oh no you're not not not not [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► trying way too hard to be funny [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► yeah and also there's no entrepreneurial [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► aspect to it where somebody I wasn't I [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► wasn't going to say anything somebody up [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► the chain of vine is hoping to do an IPO [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► and um and and make 40 million dollars [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► and get out [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► mhm this is when you'd make a wolf loop [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► just out of love for the water medium [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► because you use a passion project a lot [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► of entrepreneurs you watching TV show [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► that involves entrepreneurs that's [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► always a frequent criticism is like [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► first oh yeah this is this is not [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► accompany this is a product and it's [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► barely even a product [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► yeah there's action was your passion you [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► you want to have something that can [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► scare you into 10x growth for your fine [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► that's right i'm not going to invest my [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► one dollar in this right unless I can [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► see it scale but you can see what it [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► what it ultimately was with somebody out [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► in a snowy field hand cranking a film [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► camera and the entire reel of film was [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► probably just 15 seconds we're going [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► right and so they caught this like [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► incredible moment of these three dogs [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► attacking a wolf and it you know i i've [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► owned these dogs with him up with my mom [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► my whole life and I've never seen one [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► I didn't realize this is I thought [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► Gibson was a was a was a one-off but [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► he's part of a long line of large dogs [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► you can so when I was born my mom was [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► breeding boys [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► Wow and again the boards are as tall as [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► if you take a guitar case and lean it [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► against a wall that's how tall boys I [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► mean they're they're huge huge mhm maybe [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► they're not that tall but they're very [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► tall and we had them all over the house [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► when I was little and then sadly at one [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► point when i was still crawling [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► I was at my mom's feet she was in the [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► kitchen [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► it was the sixties and so two things [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► were true one the kitchen floor was shag [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► carpet and such an interesting design [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► decision which no one has done before [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► sense right i think that shag carpet in [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► the kitchen was precisely from november [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► of 1967 to join us in 1969 then you [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► would never have done it before that or [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► sense Nixon doesn't get the credit he [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► deserves but you know what that's [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► exactly true he was creating a world in [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► which it was safe to have shag carpet in [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► your kitchen [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► yeah and [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► sure the show and also only Nixon could [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► decide to remove shag carpeting from [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► your kitchen you know unison the thing [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► is a democratic president could couldn't [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► have removed shag carpet from the [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► kitchen right it took write a Republican [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► to send Kissinger to take the carpet out [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► also EPA right right [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► sure there was a catalytic converter [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► issues and is your bike coming in this [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► story come get nervous I have to move i [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► have to imagine that the carpet was [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► either avocado mhm burnt umber mm I'll [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► harvest maybe harvest at harvest was a [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► harvest the other popular avocado with [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► everything we owned was always avocado [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► harvest was that sickening throw up [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► colored yellow I think right harvest [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► sure harvest sunshine or desert to find [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► out desert bloom and then there was [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► always that brown color that was just [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► sort of what you call it you two [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► chocolate donut [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► oh yeah I had a I had a pic group it was [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► that color you know anyway I'm sitting [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► in my mom I'm at my mom's feet and her [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► prized board does the the mother who had [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► had produced you know the 25 puppies [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► that had what she was doing her part two [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► to keep this breed alive and when she [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► said when she got to Washington there [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► were no bores anywhere and she actually [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► produce 25 puppies that ended up being [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► the the dogs that created the the west [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► coast [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► borzoi population that's how it works [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► yeah oh my gosh that's very [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► entrepreneurial of her that was she [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► knows she know that's the the trail that [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► she was blazing which made those dogs [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► have intercourse there she was aware [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► that she was and I think for most of the [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► seventies she followed the the line and [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► saw the family tree of all these dogs [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► that then you know I don't think you [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► find a borzoi in the northwest didn't at [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► one point end up in in this shag carpet [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► kitchen in our house but so I'm sitting [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► there and then all of a sudden I start [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► crying she looks down and manouschka the [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► the old lady who had been my my friend [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► and companion [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► had bitten me 17 times in the face but [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► here's you kidding me [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► here's my eyelid all like John this is [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► awful [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► almost took my nose off and it happened [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► in a in a flash like she bit me 17 times [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► like digit just pop ow and they had you [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► know they found like 17 individual bite [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► marks all on my face and my mom was like [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► you know little bits of your face were [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► hanging off it was it was unclear [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► whether you would be scarred for life [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► oh my god John so gruesome well you must [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► have been so scared [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► well I was just a child I don't remember [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► it seems I'm sure left a lasting impact [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► on me that's why I don't trust women you [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► know and it's why i did bad in school [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► experience is probably explains a lot [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► explains a lot right it's always nothing [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► that could explain every time you've [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► tried to bite me what have I done [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► yeah if you get pretty upset exactly [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► yeah so my mom of course had two and [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► minus school was hurt before i was born [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► in schools are child and so she's got a [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► Sophie's Choice situation well she had [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► to put shared apartment get down [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► I think you did the right thing well [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► sure I mean you know you you turned out [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► alright but then she became an [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► evangelist of this whole thing that [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► obviously you and I agree on also which [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► is that really no dog is safe around a [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► baby don't ever make the mistake of [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► putting your child next to a Rottweiler [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► no matter how much you feel like the [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► Rottweilers a nice dog no matter no [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► matter how strong stats are I mean even [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► if your ticket taking 99.999% dog that [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► doesn't kill a kid it only takes really [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► that little bit [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► that's right now they don't get extra [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► credit for being mostly nice yeah the [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► dog is amazing he's always been a great [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► friend never done anything like this [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► before and he only killed your kid one [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► is all around for years and only [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► happened that one time and only happened [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► one time where I ripped my kids throw it [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► out so we did not have boards for many [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► years because that was traumatic for us [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► both i may not i don't know if you've [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► ever been a mother [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► but when you see your kids face after [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► it's been 17 times by your prize dog [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► I think you do say perhaps i will wait [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► that's a complicated feeling and also [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► just you know being a parent I mean the [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► first thing that comes to mind [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► obviously you can't see your kids [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► suffering but also just that feeling of [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► like oh I'm a terrible person right how [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► did this happen how would have I done [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► how how did I let this happen and I [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► thought you know she thought like we [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► were both right there i was touching her [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► pants you know like how much safer could [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► she be and Mariska was trained to the [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► degree that but you know my mom could [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► make a hand signal from half a mile away [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► and the dog would go left or right like [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► she was voice trained and and signal [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► trained like perfectly anyway so we [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► didn't have borders for a long time and [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► then we try to reintroduce boys into our [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► lives but like a lot of highly bred dogs [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► boys have a couple of problems one the [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► inevitable sort of haunches problem but [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► all dogs have no may take a drink and [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► some people listen just hear you say [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► launches on too much haunches problem [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► hunches it has a heart problem bunches [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► he's one of my favorite comedians Ron [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► hunches homicide them like the great [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► historical figure hunters pilot that's [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► right and a but one of their other [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► problems is that they tend to be or some [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► of them are very skittish that was that [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► was my and see now this again this is [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► that kind of old thinking that you and I [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► worry about trying to be a contemporary [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► person but I feel like in my headcanon [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► in in in Florida you get a lot of [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► adopted greyhounds because they just [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► throw him out after a while you know the [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► ground have not historically been [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► treated well they get to a certain point [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► and then you adopt a greyhound and then [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► all the grounds I've been around [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► including friends of mine who adopted [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► them you know you know we were just down [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► the street from a dog track right and [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► you could you could adopt grand but I [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► just remember them being like skittish [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► whoo skittish very very very onion on [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► and unhappy very printer naturally [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► nervous animals nervous I mean they've [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► been chasing an electric rabbit [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► their whole lives and I presumably being [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► kept in the surplus cages that they use [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► for meals or worse than feels like that [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► maybe maybe got them from tysons chicken [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► and their chicken cages and so these [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► dogs are not what I had grand quality of [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► life probably not high on the list not [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► high right and I think before people [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► adopted them they just became dog food [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► at the end [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► yeah oh gosh right into the Soylent [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► Green Machine which is why there's so [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► much encephalitis and dogs is that right [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► well yeah Mad Dog disease you've heard [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► of this house that actually that [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► explains a lot too [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► yeah but bored what's their animals you [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► know other animals right so why are we [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► even talking about him and I don't know [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► but boys come out sometimes even if [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► you've treated them well even if you fed [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► them food that you made out of raw [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► materials even if you feed them out of [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► your hand like you're trying to entice a [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► dough out of the forest this of the [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► first boards are we got after the [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► interregnum was this board that even [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► though it was four feet tall at the [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► shoulder it you know it if you if you [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► close the book to hard to start with [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► leap six feet in the air and lands you [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► know try and hide under the couch Paul [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► communication that's so awful [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► yeah terrible part of a dog called a [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► Belgian tavern isn't a Belgian to burn [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► like a something you keep gravy and it's [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► yeah I mean we would call it a gravy [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► boat not knowing that there is actually [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► a term of art sure Belgian traverse you [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► having the Belgian tavern not the boat [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► the tavern know that return tervuren [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► turn I live with a fella a limited was [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► really really poor after college like [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► everybody and so I should we shared this [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► what would you call it I mean it was [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► barely even it was less it was less than [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► in law it was basically a room in a [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► bathroom and it was really really really [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► small and we slept across two photons in [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► undermining bathroom and so we would [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► sleep in there and my friend so is the [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► three of us too tall guys me and one [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► guy's Belgian tavern [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► and yes yeah so so yeah yeah basically [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► in like what probably 250 square feet on [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► my god and it was very narrow it was it [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► was you know an in-law ish think it was [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► somebody had taken a room that shouldn't [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► really be a place where people live and [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► made it into a room and we paid i think [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► two hundred dollars a month for the [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► three of us to live there [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► mh3u plus the dog but the dog plus uh [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► forget the dog's name but it was so [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► narrow basically was like little little [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► hallway with a place you could sleep and [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► this poor dog [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► it's not it's it's so awful he to adopt [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► this it been like basically its entire [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► life for years had been being in a cage [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► and beaten [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► that's it beaten cage cage beaten like [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► that was this dog's life and it was [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► hopelessly wrecked emotionally just [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► scotch dog it was terrible this poor dog [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► but like anything that happened in the [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► anything that happens in this poor dog [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► it would it wanted to run away but it [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► was the the hallway was too narrow for [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► him to turn around so it would run [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► backwards through the haha and yeah I [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► don't know I you don't usually see a dog [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► moving backwards unless something has [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► gone horribly horribly wrong you see a [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► dog go backwards for a second right [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► we'll take a step or two but to watch a [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► day a giant giant shepherd dog run [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► backwards to her house is such a [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► chilling image because they're looking [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► over their shoulder right there kind of [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► looking over this way looking over that [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► backing up he did enough that I think [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► you got a pretty good feel for the [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► hallway [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► huh but it was i'm not i'm not only i'm [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► laughing because I haven't thought about [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► this in years but like that the image of [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► that poor dog running backwards down the [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► hallway was just it was so awful [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► yeah I feel for those dogs that's a [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► terrible thing and so but so after the [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► interregnum yeah you guys so so back [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► into the boards way business got into [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► borzoi business we had this dog that you [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► know that left up on the top of [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► furniture like a mountain goat whenever [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► you stirred your tea with a spoon fall [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► and it was determined that this dog was [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► too too nervous to live in the city [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► right it was it was not it was not [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► enjoyable to own this dog because the [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► dog had no affection for humans of any [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► kind [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► and I mean what could you do with the [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► dog I i had a very interesting [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► experience with it i was walking the dog [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► one day and was kind of walking in the [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► forest and I came because we always [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► voice train our dogs so that we try to [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► walk home without leashes so that the [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► you know it just knows to stay at your [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► knee and we're walking through the [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► forest where it's going to be you know [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► it's easy to kind of keep the keep the [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► situation under control we're all alone [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► out here in the forest and we pop out of [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► the woods and we're on a busy street and [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► we were in the process of training this [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► dog and it was not fully trained and we [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► got to the street and it jumped into the [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► street and it was a it was a four-lane [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► road and there was a bus hurdling down [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► the road and this dog just jumped right [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► in front of the bus [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► oh no it was it jumped into the road and [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► the bus was going 60 miles an hour and [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► it was seven feet from the dog and I [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► went ah and I you know and I could see [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► the bus driver who was also like ah and [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► in the time between the bus driver [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► seeing the dog but before he could slam [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► his foot on the brake the dog saw the [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► bus and accelerate from 0 to 60 miles an [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► hour in less than a second just anything [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► is it didn't it didn't keep moving [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► perpendicular to the bus it turned and [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► went in the direction the bus was [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► traveling and accelerated away from the [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► from the bus that was going 45 miles an [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► hour [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► like it's just took off and accelerated [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► I've never seen anything like it in my [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► life it was the most stupendous feet of [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► of animal athleticism and it was when I [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► uh knows when I finally understood what [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► a wonder what these dogs could do course [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► it took me an hour and have to find the [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► dog who [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► but anyway so that dog we did not we [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► I think sent back to the breeder [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► perhaps to live the rest of his life on [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► a farm not sure then we got a second dog [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► who just a baby baby puppy at this dog [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► was a lover a wonderful wonderful dog [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► who had some as it grew up some awful [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► hip dysplasia your own is never able to [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► walk like it sort of you know its back [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► legs were like an injured rabbit it was [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► like he'd been hit by a car but they [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► just grew up that way and we nursed this [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► dog for a long time and it's just what [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► it wanted to please it was the happiest [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► most wonderful dog but as you know about [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► my mom she's fairly unsentimental and [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► that dog went back to the breeder [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► perhaps to live on a farm [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► uh-huh and then there was a long period [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► where there were no boys again because [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► we had at least figured out that the the [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► Alaska Lauren was to get the Alaska line [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► represented too much inbreeding perhaps [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► from the puppies that my mom it's had [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► ceded all this is like a fucking story [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► isn't complicated back into the back in [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► the sixties because we're not hosted bar [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► Byron guitar that's right where the [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► where the boards of Alaska coming from [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► if not Seattle quickly and then so we [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► went away when a long time and then [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► there then we got into the silken wind [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► sound era where and Gibson was the first [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► and then barley barley came along and [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► barley was the silken barley was a [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► beautiful second wind pound let's be [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► honest and we had barley for several [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► barley and Gibson several years they [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► lived together in harmony but barley had [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► probably had chronic diarrhea not here [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► that I don't think that's my kind of [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► that will not stand with your mom I'm [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► guessing you know and i know i know that [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► a lot of people try to listen to this [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► program when they're eating breakfast [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► lunch or dinner [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► yeah and it's only a matter of time [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► before we say something that will turn [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► you off your food chronic means it [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► happens a lot it's hard to stop [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► that's right and so much just a little [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► puddle call [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► look what barley made oh look here it is [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► it's never like it's more like you just [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► live in a constant state of like well [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► when's the next time I'll have to clean [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► this up [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► yeah and it made the bed made the [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► backyard fairly uninhabitable and also [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► it is taking place mostly outside [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► oh yeah for the most part but it was I [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► think it was self-perpetuating right if [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► you whatever is causing the diarrhea if [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► you're pooping in the yard and then as [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► barley would do just like just lounging [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► on top of these a coupon that's in the [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► biome now it's everywhere it's like [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► that's why you gotta wash your hands [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► that's exactly right don't generally [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► wash their hands so he never got better [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► over the course of four or five years [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► and as you know as a regular series of [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► this program will know my mom is fairly [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► unsentimental and barley was a lovely [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► guy and dare I say it a member of our [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► family and then one day barley was gone [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► and we were like what my mom said well I [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► just you know dog was never well [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► whoa and so it went back to the breeder [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► she's she's she's a tough lady stuff [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► lady back to the breeder now with [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► there's a lot of words you used to live [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► on a farm and back to the breeder aah [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► RRR these euphemisms live on a farm is a [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► euphemism that's I i learned that's a [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► euphemism ya back to the breeder is not [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► my mom will even after 45 years of [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► owning a purebred dog [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► we'll take it back to the breeder or [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► they just something we keep the receipt [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► sir how's that work now the Breeders all [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► know who the dogs were when she's [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► probably kind of famous like you'd want [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► you want to take you want to take her [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► out with pound what's called ya whip at [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► home no beautiful scissors the silken [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► windows so can win town'd yeah and my [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► mom was just like basically she would go [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► back to the breaker and say you have [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► sold me a defective dog right and i have [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► no way of knowing what their negotiation [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► is like or what the Breeders responses [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► but you know a lot of these breeders are [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► running puppy mills are all yeah 1030 [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► good ones are probably like Nordstrom [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► where they'll take stuff back even if it [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► wasn't theirs if you listen we're not [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► still encouraged here this is going to [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► be this is a good ass dog and [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► dogs dogs papers and it's the papers i [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► think that that keep the dog from going [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► to live on a farm [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► the papers are like a dog receipt but [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► but also it's a sort of like a baby book [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► yeah and i think the breeder wants to [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► wants to know wants to maintain the her [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► knowledge of the line of the bloodline [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► that's right so she wants to keep track [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► of all the of all the dogs and if if if [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► dog is defective [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► uh-huh she will rescue you know that'll [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► change that will change the way you make [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► them have intercourse right exactly i [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► think i don't know MA barley was not [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► effective except for this pooping and [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► also barley was a smaller dog Gibson but [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► he believed he was a bigger dog he was [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► always dominating Gibson and socially in [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► my mom's house of course as you know [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► there's only one top dog [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► mhm she gets up early and behind barley [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► always eat when he was on a walk he [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► always inched his nose one centimeter in [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► front of my mom's me maybe a bad idea [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► bad idea bad idea about barley was [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► irrepressible and could never [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► it's not that he didn't understand all [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► he understood he understood he just [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► wasn't gonna get with the program and so [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► she's kept as long as she did [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► well that's the thing but you know I [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► tried to get with the program one [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► well I think my right kind of my nose [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► doesn't go in front of her knee no way I [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► don't want her to [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► I don't want to tap me on the back of [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► the neck and go back at it's interesting [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► though that [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► Shh sure mom is so interesting um [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► there's something to this dog thing [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► though cause she kept at it's a lot of [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► people i mean a lot of people like you [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► know normal people you get a dog and [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► they are inexperienced with dogs could [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► be any kind of pet it could be an AI [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► maybe a big screen TV but you get [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► something in your life you don't really [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► understand what's happening with it [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► something goes bad enough and it's not [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► even a question [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► you are now out of that business right [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► so for example like a lot of people you [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► know you get you get a dog the dog bite [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► somebody [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► not only is that dog gonna live on a [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► farm but you don't wait call we're done [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► with dogs we are never have [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► doing that again i'm just i'm interested [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► that your mom seems to have some kind of [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► stake in this and with this particular [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► bloodline this particular breed ish area [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► of the boys are like dogs with now is as [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► gifts in the end of the line for her and [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► she hasn't got another one how she know [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► so at the at the at the last right my [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► mom this is the thing [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► Gibson was a constant companion for my [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► mom for 13 years spent I mean they were [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► never apart and they were in this [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► strange marriage where the kind of [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► didn't really like each other maybe I [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► mean they tolerated each other [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► Gibson adored her worshipped her but she [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► never quite did what he wanted all [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► Gibson wanted was to was to sleep on the [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► couch and eat spaghetti [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► yeah and my mom never let you like to [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► see like walks to write and he loved [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► walks so they would go on walks and they [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► loved that activity together but she [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► never let him eat spaghetti and she [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► never let him get on the couch [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► why not uh because he because it's her [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► couch personal that's true and you don't [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► want dog here on the couch and you don't [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► want the dog to think that it belongs on [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► the causes that couch in the back the [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► back window [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► that's right and you don't feed the dog [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► spaghetti because you're not a dingaling [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► right dogs a cat a cat that loves to [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► getty that's what's even weirder [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► oh yeah well and the cat we've got now I [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► hate me i had made some late-night [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► macaroni and cheese few weeks ago I sat [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► down for a second I I turned back to the [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► TV and sit in the dark matter [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► well I've never seen this cat devour [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► food like the one time i put macaroni on [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► the floor she went bananas now my [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► understanding and I may be wrong but it [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► is that cats are pure carnivores and [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► they don't want to eat anything that [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► isn't that isn't meat [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► I don't know my cats have like any kind [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► of vegetable portion of their diet we [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► should have John syracuse about this [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► might be an adaptation or evolution call [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► me that they might have evolved you [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► might have evolved well-liked even since [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► we got the cash you might have evolved a [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► little bit you never know we should ask [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► about that but now i don't know i can't [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► explain why they would want pasta maybe [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► it's the snow [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► I you know these are salty pastas might [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► not be the pasta it might be as with [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► humans it's you know possible to be [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► honest it's a convenience for butter and [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► salt like so many things in life [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► well and also let me I'm sorry to the [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► people who have persisted in trying to [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► eat their lunch or dinner [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► yeah but this is always been a feeling [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► of mine [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► what does pasta most resembled from the [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► natural world worms or uh is any trails [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► Oh cuts it looks like guts and that's [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► why would definitely put differently you [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► watches on be showing you see some guts [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► you think wow that that looks a lot like [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► lasagna [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► yeah that's right and so the reason I [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► think that we love pasta is that it [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► reminds us in our primitive mind of [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► eating the best part of a kill [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► uh-huh which is the entrails so we sit [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► down to a big plate of spaghetti with [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► meat sauce and a little longer controls [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► carnivores I bet entrails are a comfort [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► food em trails are the best because [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► they're also full of the of grains and [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► other nutritious all I see your point [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► because it's like a double meal you get [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► like you get you get a meal inside them [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► you know you get like a little prize you [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► get you whatever they ate their [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► basically and that never occurred to me [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► John that's brilliant not to go too deep [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► into this [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► well what are sausages are sausages are [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► like to build a purpose in trail they're [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► stuffed and they're basically literally [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► they're literally intestines stuff with [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► other parts of the animal it's pretty [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► it's pretty it's pretty grotesque if you [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► really think about which is our natural [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► thing you kill you kill the thing and [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► everybody jumps around you rip it open [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► and the first thing there is basically a [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► pile of sausages I enjoy sausage right [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► examine their sausages filled with [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► whatever the Antelope was most recently [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► eating so I think that a cat might think [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► when it encounters macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► that here are some delicious entrails of [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► something and I are cats colorblind [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► I'm sorry color color sight-impaired I [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► think I believe John siracusa yeah a [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► kooza gusta a barracuda attic with my [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► might know better weather cats have [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► evolved to be colorblind [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► ok no it's an annotation that's right in [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► order to better see prey in the night I [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► like those like those goggles this is [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► seal team six where's SEAL Team six [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► copies if you're in SEAL Team six you're [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► basically simulating being a cat that's [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► right you put on those goggles and [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► suddenly you can see everything better [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► you're simulating being a being a cat in [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► a in a world that has been terraformed [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► under green Sun mmm morning a green moon [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► let's call it a green green moon shots [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► it's reflecting the light off the green [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► sign [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► yeah yeah okay all right the baby sun [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► hits the green moon you get double green [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► now that's why any cackles cackles [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► cackles or or it is a I'm sorry not a [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► science fiction universe about a [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► speculative fiction universe where the [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► moon on this planet is actually made of [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► green cheese [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► oh boy so the Sun could be any color the [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► light is reflecting off the green cheese [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► and as you know because we're receiving [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► the greenlight it means that actually [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► every other color was being reflected in [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► the green was the one that wasn't being [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► is that because of refraction John it [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► well it's sort of like a performer is a [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► form of refraction it's like a prism but [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► it's like it's like a prism except it's [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► an innocent project innocence project [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► for light it's an innocence project for [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► light to using DNA to find just the [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► green light exactly [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► okay that makes sense i'm glad that we [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► had that I'm glad we worked through this [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► ourselves that we're helping a lot of [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► people today but you can imagine now [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► imagine being in SEAL Team six [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► uh-huh okay and get a mission that's [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► right you've got a mission but maybe the [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► US Navy is training these guys because [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► they're aware of a planet that has these [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► conditions and seal team guys are [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► actually astronauts astronauts in [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► training and they're not even aware of [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► oh that would make a really good [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► speculative fiction novel right folks [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► see that's so smart it says again but [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► it's like ender's game right we can't [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► really tell you spoiler we can't really [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► tell you what you're training for and [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► you may actually be doing the mission [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► check it out when you're training for [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► your through training you think that you [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► are in somalia in the middle of the [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► night to kill a warlord thank you for [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► your surface but really who foes are [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► part of a secret one world government [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► that's under the North Pole and they [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► come from a planet that's why they have [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► big big almond-shaped eyes they come [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► from a planet where the moon is made of [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► green cheese right right and this group [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► of highly trained soldiers is actually [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► the first astronaut corps to return to [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► the info home planet [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► ok I got it and here's the thing we call [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► a terraforming which is very earth [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► centric that you might be very deforming [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► so they're going to find a way to make [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► our planet green because that's how they [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► roll like greener not a fake ring like [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► we've got like a real green like a green [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► cheese maybe they're going to do that [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► maybe they're going to terraform the [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► moon to turn it from the Luna for me [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► Luna form which is a great kind of a man [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► in a uniform [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► that's right it's a it's a sports bra [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► but from what front lifts and separates [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► I don't you know want to reveal the [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► money machine counterfeit money machine [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► thank you and he was polite [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► how many times have we watched the I [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► don't know what I've never been happier [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► than sitting around in our underwear [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► watching that you know in the holidays [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► the salad days we haven't even [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► discovered the mighty boosh all that's a [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► hell of a show [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► captain Kevin script in cabinets I'm I'm [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► starting I'm never steal team dxtory is [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► starting to worry me [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► ok also what everybody come back to [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► create lists because i think i may have [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► discovered some of the greatest pages on [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► wikipedia and they're about Crayola [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► colors that please continue [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► no no I that you have you have just [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► dropped some major you have dropped a [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► major diarrhea of science right [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► chronically Kyle the chronic i wanna [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► whenever somebody says i have found the [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► best part of wikipedia you have my [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► undivided attention because I spend more [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► time on wikipedia then I do with my own [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► family [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► that's as it should be i mean you got [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► more learning from Wikipedia Oh have you [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► ever donated to wikipedia when they do [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► those fundraising things I know this is [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► going to be embarrassing and we [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► shouldn't know I give my new things but [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► haven't given my need them and the [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► reason is really terrible [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► I i hate those ads they make me they [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► make me angry and it's terrible because [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► i use it maybe the site that i use more [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► than any other full stop [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► so should I should do that I i use my [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► money the following way I let the market [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► decide when an entrepreneur comes up [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► with an idea who i will i will let i [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► will my money is like well it's the [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► market right and so wikipedia has not [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► successfully entrepreneurs you two into [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► that oil out of my money right they [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► entrepreneur you right out of your money [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► wikipedia hasn't it's like NPR I just [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► turn it off when it asks me for think we [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► have a funny story there are mutual [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► friends got Simpson he he gives money [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► all kinds of stuff like hell just setup [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► setup easy time was that he would just [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► sit up and I drinking and just every [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► night he just donate more money to fix [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► kids palette in Iraq like you are very [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► generous guy you can do that for a very [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► small amount of money you can fix the [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► kids palette [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► yeah it's a really nice project and I [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► get things like that but he inserted a [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► thought technology for me that I have [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► trouble on thinking now which is you [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► know this is boring but but you know p [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► PPS if the kind of things that they run [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► as they're like Marky programs they put [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► it this way early nineteen nineties when [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► I would when I was very into getting [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► very giving very into public meetings [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► very into public radio very into public [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► TV you know they would show during [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► during the fun drives they would show [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► something they didn't usually show which [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► was a marathon of things like Fawlty [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► Towers oh yeah that's what got me into [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► fawlty towers and I remember actually i [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► was recording since this is so dorky but [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► I remember recording fawlty towers and [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► the marathon was on and I called to [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► donate and I had a VHS for years of my [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► name running across the street screaming [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► I don't really need to be a big deal to [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► be on TV [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► ya did it was it like that Bank of old [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► people answering phones and then you one [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► of them was talking to you now oh yeah I [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► did that I mean I did that was not even [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► see me don't know I was at home but but [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► it was still very much the day where you [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► have usually same things that you have a [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► man and a woman sitting there not [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► they pre-taped them and they buy them in [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► packages so little better will be things [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► like us whatever Suze Orman is the [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► leopard skin moneylady there's her you [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► get things like the brain training stuff [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► all this brain training stuff or you [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► could do up there is always a lot of doo [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► wop sure and I don't know but even like [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► kqed kqe these main kqd has the largest [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► listenership for a given public radio [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► station in the United States really yeah [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► it's really quite large but it was WGN [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► in Boston [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► ah I don't think so WBEZ Boston so21 of [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► you or I their day to resume good [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► uh anyway but you know the trouble is we [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► need those brain training things which I [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► have to say have off for a long time [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► seemed kinda like BS it's one thing to [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► say oh grandma does sodoku and she seems [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► a little smarter and when that are going [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► to say BS or PBS ppl peanut butter [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► canned shit anyway i'm looking at the [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► page essentially this links if you ok no [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► it's all right sorry sorry i sent you a [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► link to the list of crayola crayon [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► colors [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► oh this is this something where the [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► flesh turns into a flasher [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► oh yeah there's stuff my bad you didn't [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► wash and you got the waters what I saw [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► one time I remember like an engineering [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► diagram of the changes over the years [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► and this one's more textual it's this is [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► so beautiful and amazing [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► oh I didn't know anything about this [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► marilyn is a color called macaroni and [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► cheese introducing any number three [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► look at this robin's egg blue you know I [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► think what you just did was you just you [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► just foreshadowed my next collection all [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► it's a great look at that look at that [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► image huh [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► when you let me have some of those in [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► your house can you imagine what that [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► would be like to imagine [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► uh-huh let's imagine look around look at [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► these typefaces to permanent geranium [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► lake 234 my song [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► he's off supply got a big weights look [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► like permanent geranium lake is some [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► some natural feature on the on the [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► uniform [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► what's been uniformed yeah sure it's [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► raining in like maybe like you I took [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► you off that first we'll have to say I [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► think if you're gonna you're gonna be a [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► new pho it's a good idea if you have the [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► technology [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► GN assume you do to build your base [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► under the North Pole who's going to [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► check who's gonna check there [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► that's right they don't even dust that [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► like you don't know I mean having people [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► at the North Pole right now [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► mm I counting a counting the guys from [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► Top Gear accounting Jeremy Clarkson [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► administration three humans [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► I'm so I would love it if we just stayed [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► there three human sense 700,000 UFOs [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► under the under the ice cap Alexa how [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► many people are at the North Pole right [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► now nothing [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► oh well that baffled alexa try again [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► I'll try with i'll try with Siri how [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► many people are at the North Pole right [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► now huh i'm gonna say 12 Siri is it [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► raining [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► uh-oh there's a place called North Pole [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► Alaska and that has a population of 2178 [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► now I've been to North Pole ask that [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► seems that's that seems that's that's [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► some shot in gaming John no no the [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► reason that North Pole Alaska is named [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► what is named is who sends letters to [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► the north pole 0 children [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► that's right and if children send their [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► children charities right if children [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► sends a letter to the North Pole words [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► ago sea ice and they just throw away [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► right except they don't they send them [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► to the North Pole Alaska you think they [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► still do that [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► sure their kids all around i mean think [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► about all the kids that all the kitchen [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► children if children writes a letter it [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► goes through the postal system and [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► somehow that gets conveyed to North Pole [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► Alaska that's right that's tremendous [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► that's right if you know do they know [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► it's Christmas in Africa yes they do [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► they know they just don't care because [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► they don't really observe it there they [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► know now because of Bob Geldof right and [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► what it was a free service [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► it's right in the song send your letters [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► to our North Pole Alaska I think it so I [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► think it was sung by willie nelson you [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► let and your leadership in like manner [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► shape that's right let it let it in one [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► of these colors one of these Crayola [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► colors i think i'm not even i'm not even [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► out of the Reds dark Venetian red yeah [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► how do they know how do they know what [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► dark Venetian red looks like i guess in [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► some ways they get to be the armature [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► look at somebody made a distinction of [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► thistle vs orchid macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► and looks very much like the color that [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► we used to call flesh that's right yes [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► it doesn't look like macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► though it looks like macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► that somebody put some ketchup in one of [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► these from hang on 1903 all they could [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► name the shit out of some colors in 1903 [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► dood van Dyke Brown as scary as i got to [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► make some Van Dyke Brown you got burnt [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► or raw umber yeah inchworm inchworm [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► mountain meadow flash tent there it is [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► flesh flash flesh for fantasy permanent [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► magenta / but hey there's a permanent [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► geranium lake [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► look at that hold on right in them okay [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► see now I'm starting to get suspicious [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► we're looking through the yellows then [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► we come down to the Greens then we come [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► down to the blues and right in the [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► middle between turquoise blue and [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► sky-blue there is a color which is the [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► darkest black blue in the world [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► completely out of place [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► uh-huh this color wheel and it's called [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► outer space [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► what you find that what you're not an [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► outer SE 1998 to present differently [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► after after we became after the UFOs [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► revealed themselves i don't think i've [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► ever seen that color before outer space [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► I'm not sure I mean really fully [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► experiencing that color because I look [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► at it as I stare at it it's kind of [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► black it's kind of blew its kind of [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► green right and it was not belong [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► between turquoise blue sky blue it [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► belongs down by midnight blue it belongs [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► but between midnight blue and navy blue [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► why is it where it is if if not if not [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► as a as an indicator as a trigger [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► maybe uh huh to remind us how I see if [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► 1998 let's get a little shot of what [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► outer space looks like it's getting [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► talking about this let's get him talking [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► about it we've got we've got the first [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► astronaut corps in training [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► eventually we're gonna do the reveal and [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► when who's going to do the reveal this [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► is why this is why the Republican [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► Congress won't consider a new Supreme [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► Court doesn't want to meet with them [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► they won't even meet with them because [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► they know that work [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► I mean close to reveal day revealed is [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► coming revealed days come almost every [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► one of these names not everyone but many [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► of these names introduced in the [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► nineties especially the middle late [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► nineties the that many of them do sound [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► like something from urban dictionary up [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► their color called neo-maxi zoom dweeby [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► I don't think so but she can get you got [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► mango tango which sounds like a sammy [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► hagar record and for Mango Tango guitar [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► can shoot the balls off of a bowl from I [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► don't know where that come from but that [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► should do calm now [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► banana mania right all of these sound [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► like drinks at a Jimmy Buffett ah well [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► blue yonder that totally sell these do [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► purple mountains majesty [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► yep yep I just feel like I'm at feel [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► like I'm at cabana and Key West can get [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► you can I kind of cool get your fresh [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► raspberry jam haha how the razzmatazz we [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► try to razzmatazz [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► oh you know it's good i'm still deciding [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► between the mobile lists and the picture [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► but in the fuzzy wuzzy these also matrix [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► deserts and now that doesn't drink [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► timberwolf antique brass antique brass [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► antique brass they so there is a [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► razzmatazz razzmatazz present at [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► razzmatazz razzmatazz present at [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► this is a what's called a hot-pink what [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► we call that yeah it's a hot pink but [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► look up there jazz berry jam is really i [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► mean are these drag queen names [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► ladies and gentlemen give a nice warm [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► welcome to eggplant has berry jam or [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► yeah or are they are they drink names [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► and then here we get down below the [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► Pink's first of all eggplant doesn't [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► belong under jazz berry jam either you [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► should edit this you should have this [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► page we get down below carmine and blush [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► and tickle me pink who know right yeah I [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► see a big get pink pink pink pink blush [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► right tickle me pink mobilis sherbert [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► this is sure but how do you say it [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► well it should be sure but but that is a [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► sherbert they haven't listed as sherbert [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► oh listen to this triple a sweet name [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► for a dog if sherbet or sherbert [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► sherbert all sherbert with you get Nancy [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► Chandler sherbert that would be a great [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► name for a son [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► haha those are bird is my boy sherbert [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► and people be like uh-huh uh-huh that's [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► if you look at if you look at pink [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► sherbert you look over in the metadata [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► and it was formerly known as brink pink [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► drink pink you think thats that's [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► considered insensitive to the pink [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► community or something [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► uh oh it was formerly known as bring [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► pink between 1998 in 2005 so sometime in [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► 2005 somebody a crayola was like bring [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► Pink's not working let's call it pink [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► sherbert fuzzy-wuzzy used to be called [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► fuzzy-wuzzy brown which sounds like a [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► question [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy wuzzy who [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► about that then we get down into this [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► bottom part of the color wheel where all [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► these colors just don't belong to we [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► don't belong it seems like sometimes [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► when you get into the browns and grays [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► people get confused about how to [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► continue [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► well I do this is what you want manatee [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► manatee is a kind of blue gray put it [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► out put it right off the key west right [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► with the recipes for their very they're [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► gentle giants I feel like own we're not [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► even down to razzle-dazzle rose and [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► blizzard blue well but so I arranged my [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► shirts by color did you know this if you [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► like i didn't i didn't go without [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► respect to collar type or french cuff [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► you know you totally by telling you like [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► those hipsters with the books [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► oh yeah except i hate that when I walk [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► into somebody's house in their [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► bookshelves are arranged by color I want [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► to kick them that's it have you seen the [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► new thing where people went backwards to [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► start with the page is facing out what [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► was the point of that it's it's really [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► telling to me that's telling that they [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► bought their books by the pound [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► yeah basically you could buy books by [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► the foot like ESO books by the foot you [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► could buy them and you you're certainly [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► not going to read them they're mainly [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► just things to fill up your bookcase [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► full of books to fill up the Billy [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► because you know Jonathan Coulton family [TS]

01:02:48 ◼   ► arranged their books by color at one [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► point and I challenge him on it was like [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► you better explain this or I'm gonna [TS]