Roderick on the Line

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◼   ► hi John hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

◼   ► oh I remember I was in the olive oil [TS]

◼   ► business with his father [TS]

◼   ► man it warms the heart that's your [TS]

◼   ► avatar [TS]

◼   ► ouu recognize 45 angels nah what nah I [TS]

◼   ► wasn't in no mafia yeah you know he [TS]

◼   ► always liked history he liked studying [TS]

◼   ► the Romans he did you know what a Roman [TS]

◼   ► would do you know yeah I smoking a cigar [TS]

◼   ► timelines what everyone would do [TS]

◼   ► anything [TS]

◼   ► wow you're good on Twitter rollingwood [TS]

◼   ► do was the last time you watched a [TS]

◼   ► godfather to her recently [TS]

◼   ► I feel like I'm my dream in my at all [TS]

◼   ► the time but I has been a long time [TS]

◼   ► because as you know i don't have a TV [TS]

◼   ► well uh huh but I've been make me earn [TS]

◼   ► it you didn't earn it every week I've [TS]

◼   ► been confused about this is a question I [TS]

◼   ► can put to you and maybe some of your [TS]

◼   ► friends in the tech industry can help me [TS]

◼   ► also the people in the app community [TS]

◼   ► some people in the app community some of [TS]

◼   ► the people that are let's say the [TS]

◼   ► disruptors sure let's reach out [TS]

◼   ► okay i want to watch movies [TS]

◼   ► ok where I wanna watch I wanna watch my [TS]

◼   ► choice of movies [TS]

◼   ► ok John Johnson wants to watch movies he [TS]

◼   ► wants to be his choice of movies okay so [TS]

◼   ► I was a good I want to look at a spec [TS]

◼   ► right now doing a little outline [TS]

◼   ► okay i want to watch a movie of my [TS]

◼   ► choice I don't want to log onto aside [TS]

◼   ► and have them recommend the walking dead [TS]

◼   ► to me right [TS]

◼   ► I don't want to have that because one [TS]

◼   ► time i watched to clint eastwood movie I [TS]

◼   ► don't want to have the thing recommend [TS]

◼   ► the same for Clint Eastwood movies to me [TS]

◼   ► every time I go on the internet okay so [TS]

◼   ► john wants to watch movies of his choice [TS]

◼   ► he does not want to be helped [TS]

◼   ► that's right i don't want any help i [TS]

◼   ► just i know the movies I want to see the [TS]

◼   ► straight to the movie you want to launch [TS]

◼   ► here's what here's what what I want [TS]

◼   ► well i have a friend i want to show this [TS]

◼   ► friend some movies of my you know my [TS]

◼   ► movies the movies of my life [TS]

◼   ► this is a thing I always expected one [TS]

◼   ► day with [TS]

◼   ► with my daughter sister friend [TS]

◼   ► millennium should be with you well let's [TS]

◼   ► talk about my daughter for a second [TS]

◼   ► portion 14 and I'll sit on a chair and [TS]

◼   ► I'll say this is the breakfast club [TS]

◼   ► ok or the breakfast club attention and [TS]

◼   ► she won't be interested but it'll be [TS]

◼   ► like it'll be like whatever they tried [TS]

◼   ► to sit me down and make me watch It's a [TS]

◼   ► Wonderful Life right right but yes I so [TS]

◼   ► my my millennium friend my millennium [TS]

◼   ► girlfriend who has never seen blade [TS]

◼   ► runner [TS]

◼   ► well she's never here anymore that's God [TS]

◼   ► father's she's never seen in the law [TS]

◼   ► school but she hasn't seen the Godfather [TS]

◼   ► movies I can't be that's not a form i [TS]

◼   ► don't understand I don't understand a [TS]

◼   ► lot of things she's not writing time [TS]

◼   ► conciliatory here's here's the thing i [TS]

◼   ► did occur to me the other day there's an [TS]

◼   ► in that one day the last person who ever [TS]

◼   ► sat in a movie theater and yelled focus [TS]

◼   ► will be gone who it there are barely any [TS]

◼   ► of us left now you can you imagine [TS]

◼   ► they're there are dozens and dozens of [TS]

◼   ► people maybe hundreds of dozens [TS]

◼   ► listening to this show right now have no [TS]

◼   ► idea what I'm talking about [TS]

◼   ► yeah focus yeah haha how did you ever [TS]

◼   ► get up out of a movie and walk up the [TS]

◼   ► aisle to find the projection projections [TS]

◼   ► to students by this to cream butter your [TS]

◼   ► collar and a focus [TS]

◼   ► yeah I have mom I didn't feel like that [TS]

◼   ► at least one occasion probably two [TS]

◼   ► occasions I have gone and sort out some [TS]

◼   ► technical help with what was happening [TS]

◼   ► in the theater especially at we had a [TS]

◼   ► phenomenon in eighties and nineties was [TS]

◼   ► the dollar theater where if you have [TS]

◼   ► this where you were but least in [TS]

◼   ► sarasota was called it was called Tatro [TS]

◼   ► there was a place that show movies for a [TS]

◼   ► dollar and it would be like late in the [TS]

◼   ► run of the movie or second run movies [TS]

◼   ► but it's still a pretty good movie you [TS]

◼   ► go see like a regular movie for a dollar [TS]

◼   ► I think they got pretty slack about the [TS]

◼   ► project this is back in the day you know [TS]

◼   ► we have to watch for the little blip in [TS]

◼   ► the corner know when to change the next [TS]

◼   ► Real all that kind of stuff and I you [TS]

◼   ► know when I'll be honest I've got not [TS]

◼   ► only seen outside help [TS]

◼   ► yeah yeah time [TS]

◼   ► hundred up and down in the ne in the [TS]

◼   ► halls of a movie theater ya goin fuckin [TS]

◼   ► trying to get somebody to come back in [TS]

◼   ► and focus the camera but none of that [TS]

◼   ► that doesn't really have a meeting of [TS]

◼   ► the day anyway [TS]

◼   ► yeah right focus focus please [TS]

◼   ► um you know I've been I've been showing [TS]

◼   ► her movies do the general plan for this [TS]

◼   ► is a haphazard thing is that this [TS]

◼   ► occurred to me thing or have you worked [TS]

◼   ► out a syllabus for her [TS]

◼   ► well so here's the problem the first [TS]

◼   ► thing the first attempt i made was Oh [TS]

◼   ► close encounters of the third time [TS]

◼   ► you've got to see Close Encounters of [TS]

◼   ► the Third Kind she was like never heard [TS]

◼   ► of it [TS]

◼   ► alright so I i am able to find it on the [TS]

◼   ► internet my cue it up and we're watching [TS]

◼   ► it and she doesn't fall asleep but you [TS]

◼   ► can tell she would fall asleep if [TS]

◼   ► someone were watching her if someone [TS]

◼   ► were going huh [TS]

◼   ► right right yesterday and has and as I'm [TS]

◼   ► watching it I'm realizing oh this was a [TS]

◼   ► movie made in the nineteen seventies the [TS]

◼   ► pacing pacing is very different yeah [TS]

◼   ► very different and also mean the first [TS]

◼   ► 20 minutes of the movie just establishes [TS]

◼   ► that there was his but Travis Dreyfus [TS]

◼   ► just establishes that drivers has a [TS]

◼   ► really a like unhappy home life right [TS]

◼   ► everybody shouting at each other [TS]

◼   ► the kids are out of control the wife [TS]

◼   ► doesn't understand him but but what it [TS]

◼   ► effectively is is 20 minutes of yelling [TS]

◼   ► like how yelling in the house everybody [TS]

◼   ► yelling and i remember i think it was [TS]

◼   ► innovative at the time because there [TS]

◼   ► weren't a lot of movies that showed what [TS]

◼   ► what I guess past for like wow this is [TS]

◼   ► real it feels real it's like we're [TS]

◼   ► really in these people's homes still [TS]

◼   ► work i think is was very good and maybe [TS]

◼   ► some pioneering in [TS]

◼   ► sighs and blockbuster miss of his movies [TS]

◼   ► he was good at doing a lot of the [TS]

◼   ► setting pictures think about how good [TS]

◼   ► jobs does something very similar where [TS]

◼   ► you're just going to get a feel for [TS]

◼   ► what's going on in this little vacation [TS]

◼   ► community before anything happens but [TS]

◼   ► sort of like what if you watch you'll [TS]

◼   ► remember watching lonesome dove at the [TS]

◼   ► time I've never seen lots of death so [TS]

◼   ► lonesome dove was a major television [TS]

◼   ► event [TS]

◼   ► uh-huh and it was you know there was a [TS]

◼   ► lot of like gory violence it was it was [TS]

◼   ► supposed to be really really like like [TS]

◼   ► cities in Munich yeah cinematic but also [TS]

◼   ► like no one had never before seen levels [TS]

◼   ► of truth it's not gonna be like an after [TS]

◼   ► school special a lifetime movie this is [TS]

◼   ► the real stuff right but when you watch [TS]

◼   ► it now uh it just seems corny right the [TS]

◼   ► costume seem very much like costumes [TS]

◼   ► there's a lot of slapstick humor to try [TS]

◼   ► and level 11 the occasional violence [TS]

◼   ► like relative to even Unforgiven it just [TS]

◼   ► seems like a like a TV like a TV [TS]

◼   ► westerns by the way if you like Clint [TS]

◼   ► Eastwood movies i can recommend some for [TS]

◼   ► you [TS]

◼   ► oh thank you thank you but so watching [TS]

◼   ► Close Encounters I realized oh the [TS]

◼   ► pacing is really slow [TS]

◼   ► there's a lot of just sort of bickering [TS]

◼   ► that now like we get plenty of bickering [TS]

◼   ► on TV right there is I mean eighty [TS]

◼   ► percent of all TV now is just people [TS]

◼   ► yelling at each other you about about I [TS]

◼   ► mean I see it on when I'm when I'm in [TS]

◼   ► here for your reading the trades [TS]

◼   ► yeah it's up there on this it's up there [TS]

◼   ► on the screen [TS]

◼   ► yeah apparently only a short especially [TS]

◼   ► the news things that they put on a [TS]

◼   ► screen and airports a lot of yelling [TS]

◼   ► everybody's yelling there's a lot of [TS]

◼   ► yelling and I also know that people are [TS]

◼   ► yelling about house renovations and they [TS]

◼   ► have to make fashion items very quickly [TS]

◼   ► yes other stuff a lot of yelling so so [TS]

◼   ► yeah she's not into close encounters and [TS]

◼   ► I'm seeing it through her eyes and I'm [TS]

◼   ► like oh [TS]

◼   ► how right okay okay okay well close [TS]

◼   ► encounters is sort of an anomalous here [TS]

◼   ► because also the amazing special special [TS]

◼   ► effects and the notion that aliens were [TS]

◼   ► visiting us which were also bury new [TS]

◼   ► like new to consider now our mundane and [TS]

◼   ► commonplace yeah so I go okay gay [TS]

◼   ► let's watch the sting and I pull up the [TS]

◼   ► sting sting Cal you know that's a really [TS]

◼   ► good film but it kinda looks a lot like [TS]

◼   ► a TV movie [TS]

◼   ► well looks like a TV movie and also from [TS]

◼   ► the opening credits i realized that [TS]

◼   ► seventies movie right so yeah what it in [TS]

◼   ► in a contemporary movie the car would [TS]

◼   ► pull up and then the person driving the [TS]

◼   ► car would bust in the door and say the [TS]

◼   ► line it's you know it's springtime for [TS]

◼   ► Hitler or whatever [TS]

◼   ► yeah I don't remember the dialogue yeah [TS]

◼   ► but in this in the stain the car pulls [TS]

◼   ► up outside we see the guy get out of the [TS]

◼   ► car run across the street in the door [TS]

◼   ► and up four flights of stairs and we [TS]

◼   ► watched him go up four flights of stairs [TS]

◼   ► from like seven different camera angles [TS]

◼   ► then down a hall we see his hand hit the [TS]

◼   ► doorknob he opens the door walks through [TS]

◼   ► the office to the second door opens the [TS]

◼   ► door and says his line and we never see [TS]

◼   ► that actor again it's pretty impressed [TS]

◼   ► and you go well that was a but I was a [TS]

◼   ► real adventure and it did not move the [TS]

◼   ► plot forward at all and the whole time [TS]

◼   ► you're thinking to yourself is this guy [TS]

◼   ► important is he gonna get shot on these [TS]

◼   ► stairs is he going to get shot in this [TS]

◼   ► hallway like we're gonna really really [TS]

◼   ► following this guy so she falls asleep [TS]

◼   ► yeah and I'm like oh my god is this this [TS]

◼   ► is going to happen a blade runner to [TS]

◼   ► like she's not gonna fall asleep during [TS]

◼   ► blade runner i can I wouldn't I wouldn't [TS]

◼   ► know what to do in that case you don't [TS]

◼   ► I'm decisions my friend [TS]

◼   ► well and so I mean what I'm doing right [TS]

◼   ► now is like [TS]

◼   ► lay let's lay the Godfather way back [TS]

◼   ► we're going to put it way but way back [TS]

◼   ► because I well that's the type of thing [TS]

◼   ► we're probably going to have to watch at [TS]

◼   ► one o'clock in the afternoon and that's [TS]

◼   ► not gonna make any sense but there's no [TS]

◼   ► way I'm going to like lay in bed and [TS]

◼   ► watch the godfather in the context of [TS]

◼   ► like oh you're gonna love this fall [TS]

◼   ► asleep right but the problem is before i [TS]

◼   ► even get to that point I can't find the [TS]

◼   ► blade runner i can't find find how to [TS]

◼   ► watch it really Blade Runner is out [TS]

◼   ► there i know i could tour it or [TS]

◼   ► something i could hunt in a good onion [TS]

◼   ► torrid yeah if I wanted to watch it [TS]

◼   ► without any bluetooths or somehow get on [TS]

◼   ► there without my location services [TS]

◼   ► concern is it later might only be on the [TS]

◼   ► dark web [TS]

◼   ► yeah the one where else can you find it [TS]

◼   ► yet the stream it which means you have [TS]

◼   ► to you know you log on and give your IP [TS]

◼   ► address [TS]

◼   ► you know what you're right yeah the idea [TS]

◼   ► yet put it right in at the IP I don't [TS]

◼   ► want to put my IP addresses i watch the [TS]

◼   ► movie just show me the movie that's [TS]

◼   ► right it's on the internet somewhere i [TS]

◼   ► know it is the internet should be like a [TS]

◼   ► big TV where you go him and you say [TS]

◼   ► internet serie I want to watch [TS]

◼   ► apocalypse now and not the red you [TS]

◼   ► version because that version is garbage [TS]

◼   ► trash but actually there are a couple of [TS]

◼   ► scenes in the rydia version that are [TS]

◼   ► kind of cool [TS]

◼   ► I think you should watch ready for the [TS]

◼   ► fifth dealing not god i do not think [TS]

◼   ► that ninety percent of that the pole [TS]

◼   ► french chateau [TS]

◼   ► it's very interesting as that it's like [TS]

◼   ► reading it's like it's like reserve [TS]

◼   ► reading for the movie like it adds [TS]

◼   ► things to it but like it was a good [TS]

◼   ► decision to cut it out of the original [TS]

◼   ► release [TS]

◼   ► yeah the whole scene where they go to a [TS]

◼   ► third location with the playboy bunnies [TS]

◼   ► yeah I don't need to see that I could [TS]

◼   ► imagine it mhm but if i could say Siri i [TS]

◼   ► would like to see the original [TS]

◼   ► Apocalypse Now [TS]

◼   ► with the following two additional 30 [TS]

◼   ► seconds snippets from read yet i see [TS]

◼   ► that i would like I would like to have [TS]

◼   ► because they are the ones that I'll that [TS]

◼   ► I liked [TS]

◼   ► so you want you to have the internet [TS]

◼   ► that movies with nixon's you want your [TS]

◼   ► ability it's like an ice cream place and [TS]

◼   ► you're like you know give me give me a [TS]

◼   ► little bit of heat heath bar but I don't [TS]

◼   ► want sprinkles ego and you get your own [TS]

◼   ► bespoke version of a movie that you [TS]

◼   ► enjoy even though you don't on TV [TS]

◼   ► yeah yeah exactly right if you give [TS]

◼   ► George Lucas can go put a like smoke [TS]

◼   ► rings around death stars huh and claim [TS]

◼   ► that that's his artistic we had a vision [TS]

◼   ► yeah like in today's world were all [TS]

◼   ► artists were all remixers hall [TS]

◼   ► university no well makers John we're on [TS]

◼   ► bakers right if I take your work and [TS]

◼   ► consume it and poop it out [TS]

◼   ► it belongs to me so why can't I put [TS]

◼   ► smoke rings around a Butch Cassidy and [TS]

◼   ► the Sundance Kid [TS]

◼   ► well that's a really good point without [TS]

◼   ► actually online without letting your IP [TS]

◼   ► address [TS]

◼   ► I don't wanna put my IP in there yeah i [TS]

◼   ► don't know if i can find sure sure but [TS]

◼   ► uh but if of when Butch Cassidy and [TS]

◼   ► Sundance Kid jump off the equipment to [TS]

◼   ► the river why not have an explosion here [TS]

◼   ► the kind of in several insufferable [TS]

◼   ► person that I am there's times when you [TS]

◼   ► want somebody to really really listen to [TS]

◼   ► what they said so you might want to see [TS]

◼   ► a very short snippet of a scene to play [TS]

◼   ► three times and you the program that any [TS]

◼   ► tears in rain tears and rain see it's [TS]

◼   ► not tears in the rain tears and rain so [TS]

◼   ► she learns it right the first time [TS]

◼   ► through your your mashup remix what [TS]

◼   ► people say tears in the rain people see [TS]

◼   ► tears in the rain all the time my god [TS]

◼   ► and it's all I can do years of the rain [TS]

◼   ► I get a lot of quotes wrong but that's [TS]

◼   ► what you really you need to get that one [TS]

◼   ► right [TS]

◼   ► tears in rain tears and rain i was [TS]

◼   ► thinking the other day it's not just Roy [TS]

◼   ► batty who saw you know who saw the sea [TS]

◼   ► beans glitter [TS]

◼   ► Oh in the town 10 how's our gate yeah [TS]

◼   ► right Ryan yeah watch the watch the [TS]

◼   ► attack ships burning off the shoulder of [TS]

◼   ► Orion it's not just those men [TS]

◼   ► trees which are lost like tears in rain [TS]

◼   ► yeah berlin it's all of our memories I [TS]

◼   ► my memories also my memories of uh of [TS]

◼   ► eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on [TS]

◼   ► thanksgiving and watching a wrestling [TS]

◼   ► match in minneapolis California are [TS]

◼   ► those are going to be lost like tears in [TS]

◼   ► rain to a good thanksgiving in [TS]

◼   ► minneapolis California KFC I don't mind [TS]

◼   ► I think you're your hard drive my [TS]

◼   ► business for a minute my first [TS]

◼   ► Thanksgiving away from home [TS]

◼   ► there may be able to alternate remember [TS]

◼   ► it like yesterday at the bucket [TS]

◼   ► yeah I was like what do you do on [TS]

◼   ► thanksgiving i don't know where to get a [TS]

◼   ► turkey dinner I never had a thanksgiving [TS]

◼   ► without a turkey dinner [TS]

◼   ► yeah and I was like can take bread [TS]

◼   ► chicken finger looking gay people still [TS]

◼   ► your gravy [TS]

◼   ► sure yeah I got giving out of the rain [TS]

◼   ► yeah sure yeah and I wouldn't think it'd [TS]

◼   ► be real rainy in minneapolis california [TS]

◼   ► in november again and I was hawking [TS]

◼   ► tickets that was my job at the time [TS]

◼   ► Walker i had a friend that worked at the [TS]

◼   ► work does a company whoever and he [TS]

◼   ► worked in the ticket office and he could [TS]

◼   ► always get me like four extra tickets to [TS]

◼   ► you know to haircut 100 or the English [TS]

◼   ► Peter whatever and he would give me for [TS]

◼   ► tickets and I could hock them right [TS]

◼   ► scalp them [TS]

◼   ► oh I see it's kind of like it's like a [TS]

◼   ► like Amway or something [TS]

◼   ► yeah well but I mean it's on the [TS]

◼   ► download right he's thinking these [TS]

◼   ► unsold tickets i'm standing in front of [TS]

◼   ► the theater seven out in front of the [TS]

◼   ► first avenue theatre in minneapolis [TS]

◼   ► California made famous by Prince know [TS]

◼   ► that's right yeah yeah right all course [TS]

◼   ► that's where he did is famous [TS]

◼   ► introduction of purple rain that bomb on [TS]

◼   ► the bow [TS]

◼   ► don't don't don't know [TS]

◼   ► just found without feeling too much [TS]

◼   ► about your technology stack John mom [TS]

◼   ► when you're watching television [TS]

◼   ► entertainment and given that you clearly [TS]

◼   ► do not own a television set or have [TS]

◼   ► access to a television set [TS]

◼   ► you watching on unlike a laptop that's [TS]

◼   ► what I have to do now and the millennium [TS]

◼   ► is used to that [TS]

◼   ► Yeah Yeah right you know she's watching [TS]

◼   ► mindy kaling on there all the time sure [TS]

◼   ► many can identify cut that you know they [TS]

◼   ► started doing that a few years ago with [TS]

◼   ► their cutting stuff differently knowing [TS]

◼   ► that people are going to watch it on [TS]

◼   ► different sized screens really you get [TS]

◼   ► more get more close-up shots you don't [TS]

◼   ► get as much so and it varies who knows [TS]

◼   ► how that's changed because not [TS]

◼   ► everyone's a TV anymore [TS]

◼   ► what kind of my dear you a little bit [TS]

◼   ► about your Millennium girlfriend [TS]

◼   ► distaste for you're going now does she [TS]

◼   ► feel anything similar with regard to you [TS]

◼   ► does she feel like you need to see saved [TS]

◼   ► by the bell the postgraduate years or I [TS]

◼   ► don't even know what Millennials watch [TS]

◼   ► this you want you to watch out David [TS]

◼   ► Blaine videos on youtube [TS]

◼   ► how does does she feel the need to [TS]

◼   ► inculcate you into her values as well [TS]

◼   ► well yes but she is much more interested [TS]

◼   ► in in contemporary think she wants me to [TS]

◼   ► watch black mirror election winner [TS]

◼   ► that's good [TS]

◼   ► well i have and i do enjoy black mirror [TS]

◼   ► okay but it's but when I'm what I'm [TS]

◼   ► thinking oh I want to watch it like a [TS]

◼   ► diversion or do the diversion ille [TS]

◼   ► program who black mirror seems like [TS]

◼   ► something that I need to really focus my [TS]

◼   ► attention yeah I'm on that way with a [TS]

◼   ► lot of stuff like that one is world i [TS]

◼   ► have got to just sit down and like just [TS]

◼   ► watch westerns a TV show by the way [TS]

◼   ► don't know I've been watching west shut [TS]

◼   ► up i have what are you up to what [TS]

◼   ► episode you [TS]

◼   ► MSC well I would spoiler now we're not [TS]

◼   ► gonna know we're going to talk about the [TS]

◼   ► plot [TS]

◼   ► ok but the now I don't last night in WoW [TS]

◼   ► was that everything I don't count [TS]

◼   ► episodes [TS]

◼   ► ok I'm up to the one where it's past [TS]

◼   ► little like whoa [TS]

◼   ► say what you like around six probably [TS]

◼   ► six or seven something like that words [TS]

◼   ► like whoa [TS]

◼   ► ok this is divided what we thought you [TS]

◼   ► know yeah but i also a long time ago [TS]

◼   ► stopped really closely examining the [TS]

◼   ► plot because haha pretty close to like [TS]

◼   ► three episodes and I said hmm ok alright [TS]

◼   ► there's a lot of there's a lot of time [TS]

◼   ► compression happening here that isn't [TS]

◼   ► being explicitly you think described ok [TS]

◼   ► that's enough that's enough [TS]

◼   ► alright alright alright around ride I [TS]

◼   ► would encourage you to stick with it i [TS]

◼   ► think you I'm a fan so I can't sit okay [TS]

◼   ► okay guy down [TS]

◼   ► ok interesting so she watches that now [TS]

◼   ► here's what i have to say what I find a [TS]

◼   ► little bit perplexing about this and [TS]

◼   ► then I find perplexing about millenniums [TS]

◼   ► in general is like for awhile you hear [TS]

◼   ► millennium say well a like of course i [TS]

◼   ► know i love lucy you're gonna smoke that [TS]

◼   ► was right and reruns on cable all the [TS]

◼   ► time you see months back and I'm barely [TS]

◼   ► seen Gunsmoke I mean horse like Gunsmoke [TS]

◼   ► modern animals on for like a hundred [TS]

◼   ► nineteen years back sure but but like [TS]

◼   ► that's the thing is a lot of my name's [TS]

◼   ► maybe a little bit older than her have [TS]

◼   ► seen lots of stuff because one cable now [TS]

◼   ► my question is I don't I don't want to [TS]

◼   ► sound normative but she Amish or [TS]

◼   ► something that she just not watch a [TS]

◼   ► bunch of like USA when she was a in high [TS]

◼   ► school [TS]

◼   ► hmm well here's the problem oh no she [TS]

◼   ► homeschooled [TS]

◼   ► no she grew up in the Netherlands all [TS]

◼   ► for the love Wow and women's wait [TS]

◼   ► there's more because in the Netherlands [TS]

◼   ► they watched american TV okay but have [TS]

◼   ► hard-coded dutch subs no no no that's [TS]

◼   ► how the that's how the nether Landers [TS]

◼   ► the nederlandse need to know how to see [TS]

◼   ► English so well because they're its [TS]

◼   ► small country and it wasn't it wasn't a [TS]

◼   ► big enough country where it made [TS]

◼   ► financial sense to like overdub TV shows [TS]

◼   ► triggers you spend all this money having [TS]

◼   ► a Dutch guide you know like blue [TS]

◼   ► vishnuvardhan the over the thing you [TS]

◼   ► know they just broadcast that shows in [TS]

◼   ► their original American language and so [TS]

◼   ► the Dutch were like that's close enough [TS]

◼   ► to touch we'll figure it out and then [TS]

◼   ► they all speak English better than we do [TS]

◼   ► yeah whereas in France [TS]

◼   ► where French is a big enough country [TS]

◼   ► that they can spend the money to have [TS]

◼   ► dubbed into French yeah that none of [TS]

◼   ► them can speak a word of English know [TS]

◼   ► that should they choose not to they [TS]

◼   ► prefer not to [TS]

◼   ► yeah if you if you go to if you go to [TS]

◼   ► most countries in Europe you'll find [TS]

◼   ► that the the people that that have even [TS]

◼   ► a monochrome of Education speak English [TS]

◼   ► pretty well to him but in front like [TS]

◼   ► even the even professors of English in [TS]

◼   ► front can't speak English at all you [TS]

◼   ► don't learn too much [TS]

◼   ► well right because it would you know it [TS]

◼   ► would make you start to not like Jerry [TS]

◼   ► Lewis oh IC see you don't want to know [TS]

◼   ► what's going on [TS]

◼   ► it's kind of cultural / 50 yeah okay [TS]

◼   ► anyway so not only does she grew up in [TS]

◼   ► touch in the major lamb ok but went to [TS]

◼   ► British schools in front [TS]

◼   ► how my god so blue and rails which [TS]

◼   ► seemed you know what I mean like I keep [TS]

◼   ► trying to figure it out like did you [TS]

◼   ► still know what this is but she's like [TS]

◼   ► you know she's by all appearances [TS]

◼   ► American speaks in unaccented English [TS]

◼   ► nose gets a lot of references to things [TS]

◼   ► that are obscure if you try Jason Bourne [TS]

◼   ► movies [TS]

◼   ► well see that's over the line of like a [TS]

◼   ► really quick cutting lots of punching [TS]

◼   ► everything's happening SuperDuper fast [TS]

◼   ► with no attention [TS]

◼   ► you don't even have to have an attention [TS]

◼   ► span because it's just like somebody put [TS]

◼   ► something you're riding a bullet [TS]

◼   ► you know what I mean like well you and I [TS]

◼   ► want to like show all these movies that [TS]

◼   ► are you know i'm i'm not trying to show [TS]

◼   ► deer hunter which has a 45-minute long [TS]

◼   ► scene where we're just add a shitty [TS]

◼   ► wedding somewhere [TS]

◼   ► Oh like haha well that's true it's [TS]

◼   ► important it's important but you're at a [TS]

◼   ► wedding [TS]

◼   ► it's 45 minutes at a wedding you don't [TS]

◼   ► know my godfather and Godfather Part one [TS]

◼   ► that wedding is a huge amount of [TS]

◼   ► world-building like huge amount of [TS]

◼   ► introducing you to this giant cast of [TS]

◼   ► characters and it's got a lot of story [TS]

◼   ► in it and it's got a lot of portent you [TS]

◼   ► get super dark office in the super over [TS]

◼   ► on outside wedding and now that's a [TS]

◼   ► wedding scene that really carries its [TS]

◼   ► water well Johnny Fontane shows up and [TS]

◼   ► makes a big splash [TS]

◼   ► yeah because you know if you got that [TS]

◼   ► that would save his career making a big [TS]

◼   ► shot if you got that movies right that's [TS]

◼   ► right just to show you I'm not [TS]

◼   ► hard-hearted man there's no way gasps [TS]

◼   ► gasps I ever had [TS]

◼   ► there's no way I'm casting Johnny [TS]

◼   ► Fontane in this picture big senior [TS]

◼   ► pictures [TS]

◼   ► the problem is listen nobody comes to [TS]

◼   ► Las Vegas and speaks that way you don't [TS]

◼   ► keep that way to go green [TS]

◼   ► [Music] [TS]

◼   ► who gave the order can I did I complain [TS]

◼   ► when no green was shot [TS]

◼   ► did I ask who gave the order to make [TS]

◼   ► that noise to that that was the first [TS]

◼   ► movie i'm sure about this before and [TS]

◼   ► that was Lee Strasburg first movie [TS]

◼   ► yeah right after all those years of [TS]

◼   ► teaching to play ball and he is not for [TS]

◼   ► everybody was like what you like what [TS]

◼   ► you doing I think it's very good and you [TS]

◼   ► got a nice emotional attachment but you [TS]

◼   ► considered having some kind of a dick [TS]

◼   ► like maybe you have a heart problem [TS]

◼   ► seagull what's he uh he did a good job [TS]

◼   ► in that film you know we don't want [TS]

◼   ► favorite scenes of him just just a shot [TS]

◼   ► where they go to his house and he's [TS]

◼   ► watching the ballgame he's got his foot [TS]

◼   ► up on the on the chair and Mike comes in [TS]

◼   ► and they talk about what they're going [TS]

◼   ► to do and whether he can make a move on [TS]

◼   ► the on the brothers [TS]

◼   ► mmm is that it knows you know it's about [TS]

◼   ► what he can make a move on to cleanse up [TS]

◼   ► i forget anyway at that point it's just [TS]

◼   ► a shot just as pretty tight shot where [TS]

◼   ► the rock grabs a potato chip [TS]

◼   ► he says a small potatoes haha so good [TS]

◼   ► now i want that means is that what we're [TS]

◼   ► pushing Klingon out for the you know [TS]

◼   ► that always get you great euphemism for [TS]

◼   ► pooping money [TS]

◼   ► yeah that's you mr. Simon out anyway [TS]

◼   ► yeah okay so what I want what I want [TS]

◼   ► guarantee that is to be able to watch [TS]

◼   ► films right [TS]

◼   ► ok so we're pivoting back to the [TS]

◼   ► original kind of mentioned just I'm [TS]

◼   ► sorry I don't want to take you off your [TS]

◼   ► topic we haven't talked in awhile and [TS]

◼   ► missed you i want to just tell you i [TS]

◼   ► miss just one movie and just get through [TS]

◼   ► this out i know this is random [TS]

◼   ► I don't ride back to the future well no [TS]

◼   ► because now this is going to get me in a [TS]

◼   ► little bit of trouble boy [TS]

◼   ► Oh No obviously obviously back to the [TS]

◼   ► future is very important to me at the [TS]

◼   ► time [TS]

◼   ► okc have seen it oh come on dog let's [TS]

◼   ► get 30 times that watched it twice in a [TS]

◼   ► hotel room with the next its don't [TS]

◼   ► fucking good [TS]

◼   ► hey kid why the life preserver give you [TS]

◼   ► a tab but you gotta pay for it [TS]

◼   ► uh-huh matter what [TS]

◼   ► come on Barry but that scene is so [TS]

◼   ► painful when he holds on the phone I [TS]

◼   ► want her to hurts [TS]

◼   ► ok so what's your what's your bold brave [TS]

◼   ► realization about back to the future [TS]

◼   ► well think about back to the future is [TS]

◼   ► to you too [TS]

◼   ► mmm a little bit on the peggy sue got [TS]

◼   ► married tip I mean you know I know [TS]

◼   ► that's like no that's not to apply [TS]

◼   ► certainly its clock my friend Swiss [TS]

◼   ► clock [TS]

◼   ► well yeah I mean there's no dead weight [TS]

◼   ► in there but I really feel like Eric [TS]

◼   ► Stoltz it was my guy [TS]

◼   ► oh you're still you're still miffed that [TS]

◼   ► he wasn't Marty I'm a little bit miffed [TS]

◼   ► like imagine what the American imagine [TS]

◼   ► the job [TS]

◼   ► imagine the like super unfunny delivery [TS]

◼   ► of Eric Stoltz instead of the the [TS]

◼   ► constant spit taking of michael j fox [TS]

◼   ► i'll be falls down all the time it's [TS]

◼   ► hilarious [TS]

◼   ► it would have been a way worse movie [TS]

◼   ► let's be honest you know what I'm just [TS]

◼   ► think about the scenes like that with a [TS]

◼   ► wonderful scene when he's in the diner [TS]

◼   ► and he's kinda got his head turned with [TS]

◼   ► his hand on his cheek and then you see [TS]

◼   ► his father sitting next to him in [TS]

◼   ► exactly the same posture [TS]

◼   ► it's the perak it's very good well and [TS]

◼   ► also my favorite line from any film [TS]

◼   ► anywhere which I still quote [TS]

◼   ► not weekly I think you know the year [TS]

◼   ► that a lot like I still quote that [TS]

◼   ► weekly i don't--what weekly let's be [TS]

◼   ► totally I maybe quarterly no no more [TS]

◼   ► often the mantle okay i would say every [TS]

◼   ► ten weeks em every yeah every six to ten [TS]

◼   ► weeks [TS]

◼   ► ok i say like not a proposed nothing I [TS]

◼   ► always slip it into conversation where [TS]

◼   ► it is meaningful [TS]

◼   ► I say you are my density coming my [TS]

◼   ► destiny [TS]

◼   ► yeah i'll say that when it it when it [TS]

◼   ► applies and I have never had a single [TS]

◼   ► person even turn and raise an eyebrow [TS]

◼   ► recognition [TS]

◼   ► I feel like I'm just living I feel like [TS]

◼   ► I'm living in a space station where my [TS]

◼   ► voices inaudible tears and rain right [TS]

◼   ► sec okay now you sell 15 [TS]

◼   ► yeah I think that's how much you really [TS]

◼   ► want help with this I mean there's all [TS]

◼   ► kinds of ways you could do this that you [TS]

◼   ► don't even have to put in your IP tour [TS]

◼   ► well you know I mean I mean that the sea [TS]

◼   ► is going to see the simple solution is [TS]

◼   ► to like have the login so you don't want [TS]

◼   ► to login and you just want the TV that [TS]

◼   ► you don't have to be able to show you [TS]

◼   ► the movie that doesn't exist when you [TS]

◼   ► feel like watching bleep blop bloop [TS]

◼   ► yeah they're saying service i signed up [TS]

◼   ► for a while back that I can't even [TS]

◼   ► believe exists because you didn't sign [TS]

◼   ► up though [TS]

◼   ► oh no I'm just getting back because it's [TS]

◼   ► quite a larf you got a vid angel the ID [TS]

◼   ► angel calm and so I don't remember [TS]

◼   ► hearing about this maybe 15 years ago [TS]

◼   ► you hear about these services that were [TS]

◼   ► like hey listen if you're like a person [TS]

◼   ► of faith or you don't like cursing you [TS]

◼   ► don't like so you want to watch this [TS]

◼   ► movie but take out the sex you know [TS]

◼   ► there's a big problem a lot of PG movies [TS]

◼   ► and eighties is their boobs in it when [TS]

◼   ► they don't really need to be boobs if [TS]

◼   ► you want to watch this movie without [TS]

◼   ► unnecessary boobs like what why and I [TS]

◼   ► think I think boobs are are spelled bewb [TS]

◼   ► s so they stay in touch but lacks let's [TS]

◼   ► see here here's a good example like what [TS]

◼   ► if you wanted to watch back to the [TS]

◼   ► future without the ghost blowjob or like [TS]

◼   ► what if you wanted to wash the x-men [TS]

◼   ► movies with everything but the word fuck [TS]

◼   ► in it so why aren't people offended by [TS]

◼   ► the ghost blowjob [TS]

◼   ► the way I mean compared to like so many [TS]

◼   ► other girls it really really really it [TS]

◼   ► sticks out for so many reasons it sticks [TS]

◼   ► because it's really unnecessarily [TS]

◼   ► graphic plus it's not funny plus 0 for [TS]

◼   ► the story the story I heard was that [TS]

◼   ► it's a basically there are several [TS]

◼   ► drafts of that script and Aykroyd kept [TS]

◼   ► tidy and even though it didn't admit it [TS]

◼   ► meant something more significant in a [TS]

◼   ► previous draft and they kept it because [TS]

◼   ► they thought it was a larf what this is [TS]

◼   ► and this is the thing about it this is [TS]

◼   ► why I feel like it it's meaningful is [TS]

◼   ► that it has Aykroyd stamped all over it [TS]

◼   ► because Aykroyd is the dragon that film [TS]

◼   ► because Ackroyd was the DAC roid went [TS]

◼   ► through a Chevy Chase right Chevy Chase [TS]

◼   ► went through a cocaine aperture and [TS]

◼   ► there was barely came out the other side [TS]

◼   ► well that's right there was there was [TS]

◼   ► funny handsome chevy chase on one side [TS]

◼   ► of the cocaine aperture and there was um [TS]

◼   ► unbearable tedious chevy chase that came [TS]

◼   ► out the other side [TS]

◼   ► yeah the cocaine aperture and that's the [TS]

◼   ► chase that we live with to this day 10 [TS]

◼   ► was their post like post Fletch Fletch [TS]

◼   ► Fletch as I don't know the exact [TS]

◼   ► chronology but Fletcher I think flesh [TS]

◼   ► still stands up as one of the great [TS]

◼   ► weird eighties movies but strange [TS]

◼   ► strangely right writing Fletch is I [TS]

◼   ► think he was on the other side of the [TS]

◼   ► aperture and he was just connecting with [TS]

◼   ► something inside I think he'd already [TS]

◼   ► gone through the aperture at that point [TS]

◼   ► but there was a residual chevy chase [TS]

◼   ► that we enjoyed the smugness that we [TS]

◼   ► liked that black hadn't had taken over [TS]

◼   ► in a way that would later [TS]

◼   ► yeah the cancer was in his body but it [TS]

◼   ► hadn't completely turned him into [TS]

◼   ► whatever you know sort of like like a [TS]

◼   ► mask of comedy has metastasized right [TS]

◼   ► there now dan Aykroyd was mm this is [TS]

◼   ► gonna be hard to say he got so he worked [TS]

◼   ► very hard but he don't have gotten some [TS]

◼   ► incredibly look not only lucky breaks [TS]

◼   ► but stuff turned out really well for him [TS]

◼   ► in rapid succession the enemy was the [TS]

◼   ► Blues never became a thing is kind of [TS]

◼   ► incredible it's amazing and he's amazing [TS]

◼   ► in the blues brothers because he has to [TS]

◼   ► do it because he's nothing he's just [TS]

◼   ► I so good in that she's amazing in that [TS]

◼   ► it's the it's the peak of his career but [TS]

◼   ► dan Aykroyd even on Saturday Night Live [TS]

◼   ► woozy when he came on-screen you're like [TS]

◼   ► I hope this one doesn't feature Aykroyd [TS]

◼   ► and because you're waiting for the [TS]

◼   ► Great's right you mean you've got on [TS]

◼   ► this cast you've got you've got the the [TS]

◼   ► great Gilda Radner [TS]

◼   ► yeah you're waiting around for dan [TS]

◼   ► Aykroyd yeah yeah i mean even when [TS]

◼   ► Elliott Gould guested who he was you [TS]

◼   ► what you wanted him on the program but [TS]

◼   ► so Aykroyd is working on this movie and [TS]

◼   ► and he realizes like he's the dud here [TS]

◼   ► and so he gives himself a ghost blowjob [TS]

◼   ► scene so he can mug he can mug for the [TS]

◼   ► camera some little zizou not it did they [TS]

◼   ► do not pull it off it is not funny it's [TS]

◼   ► not anything it's just gross [TS]

◼   ► yeah but ok so let me just say about [TS]

◼   ► that angel because this is pretty [TS]

◼   ► amazing let me find a good example here [TS]

◼   ► so you go and you log I still have an [TS]

◼   ► account here [TS]

◼   ► yeah let them take the second thing [TS]

◼   ► about this that's crazy [TS]

◼   ► the second thing about this it that is [TS]

◼   ► crazy is that you go in and you rent an [TS]

◼   ► online release of a movie i'm not saying [TS]

◼   ► you should do this is what you notice [TS]

◼   ► exist because I can't believe this is [TS]

◼   ► legal [TS]

◼   ► you go in and rent an online release and [TS]

◼   ► i've only done this a couple times but [TS]

◼   ► it's basically you rent you basically [TS]

◼   ► you by the movie and then when you're [TS]

◼   ► done watching it you quote unquote [TS]

◼   ► return it and not two dollars [TS]

◼   ► ok that's the second part that I cannot [TS]

◼   ► believe they're getting away with the [TS]

◼   ► first part let me go find a classic hear [TS]

◼   ► the first part that's that's bananas is [TS]

◼   ► that you can go in and using their [TS]

◼   ► criteria you can choose what kind of [TS]

◼   ► stuff you don't want to see in the movie [TS]

◼   ► so i'll click on the revenant [TS]

◼   ► I don't know if you've heard but the [TS]

◼   ► revenant was very very hard to make they [TS]

◼   ► were in the snow a lot and leonardo [TS]

◼   ► dicaprio had to get it killed it killed [TS]

◼   ► by a sword you're doing and you could [TS]

◼   ► take out things that are objectionable [TS]

◼   ► and disturbing there are seven [TS]

◼   ► incentives that 81 profanity is 35 [TS]

◼   ► blasphemies so let's go and look here [TS]

◼   ► from profanity got 22 shit six pitches [TS]

◼   ► 21 dams for asses five hells 22 fox and [TS]

◼   ► one bastard [TS]

◼   ► but where's the blasphemies doesn't [TS]

◼   ► doesn't say directly on the blasphemies [TS]

◼   ► last night let me look here let's run [TS]

◼   ► through the black boxes you got 28 gods [TS]

◼   ► and seven Jesus's can use them as like [TS]

◼   ► expletive or explanation right let's see [TS]

◼   ► an incidence of crudity he's got piss [TS]

◼   ► once this is all just under the language [TS]

◼   ► section and let me ask you this yeah i [TS]

◼   ► mean you're Christian yeah well laughs [TS]

◼   ► it if if you're watching a movie with [TS]

◼   ► your family and you don't want to hear [TS]

◼   ► the word God or Jesus taken in vain but [TS]

◼   ► you don't mind watching a bear attack [TS]

◼   ► yeah or like any other number of I [TS]

◼   ► didn't I don't but I didn't see the film [TS]

◼   ► because i don't have a TV but if ideas [TS]

◼   ► ok there would probably be other are [TS]

◼   ► there other bad things so yeah the one [TS]

◼   ► guy kills the other guy's kid I don't [TS]

◼   ► remember this all from the trailer over [TS]

◼   ► the guy rides a horse off a cliff [TS]

◼   ► I read the story about the actual events [TS]

◼   ► which the movie kind of doesn't bother [TS]

◼   ► to you too but it takes a boat down the [TS]

◼   ► river at some point but you want you you [TS]

◼   ► want to watch the whole thing you just [TS]

◼   ► don't want any buddy to say God [TS]

◼   ► well I mean if I'm thinking of like [TS]

◼   ► stuff with my kid where I would just [TS]

◼   ► assume they're not be a huge amount of [TS]

◼   ► cursing that's especially not necessary [TS]

◼   ► or funny and i would prefer that they're [TS]

◼   ► not be a lot of sexy stuff right [TS]

◼   ► ok so I mean like for example i'm just [TS]

◼   ► saying like if you're mostly a God [TS]

◼   ► person still would like to see some [TS]

◼   ► Native Americans get killed [TS]

◼   ► that's okay not a problem you get into [TS]

◼   ► the violence / blood / core section [TS]

◼   ► there are general areas for non graphic [TS]

◼   ► graphic and disturbing images now you [TS]

◼   ► get granular may read you some of these [TS]

◼   ► oh it's here spoiler alerts for the [TS]

◼   ► revenant there are 73 incidents of [TS]

◼   ► violence blood and gore that are [TS]

◼   ► considered graphic and you get to pick [TS]

◼   ► what whether you want these in the movie [TS]

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◼   ► read this and watch it the big lebowski [TS]

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◼   ► blasphemies 26 so here's what's funny [TS]

◼   ► donating a screenshot of this you see a [TS]

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◼   ► future and your future kid and the [TS]

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◼   ► was like which one am I gonna do I don't [TS]

◼   ► even have a TV button right there they [TS]

◼   ► have all the accounts so if you want to [TS]

◼   ► go in and watch a movie just go in you [TS]

◼   ► use the weird clicker that go you scroll [TS]

◼   ► down and over to click the letter R and [TS]

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◼   ► don't sweat it right like however much [TS]

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◼   ► watch the longest day at ten o'clock in [TS]

◼   ► the morning which I have done at their [TS]

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◼   ► want to add a moment's notice show my [TS]

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◼   ► and they're like oh you have USB 3 [TS]

◼   ► because life has beat you [TS]

◼   ► it's a frustrating Japanese body horror [TS]

◼   ► movie at that point you just have a [TS]

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◼   ► your I get in your ports late late at [TS]

◼   ► night one time in about 1974 much much [TS]

◼   ► much too early i watched you remember [TS]

◼   ► when they used to show horror movies on [TS]

◼   ► late-night TV sure do and there was so I [TS]

◼   ► got to stay up late with some babysitter [TS]

◼   ► that didn't care [TS]

◼   ► some babysitter was smoking pot and then [TS]

◼   ► invited her boyfriend in through the [TS]

◼   ► window as soon as my mom was gone and [TS]

◼   ► she do and they were like let's watch a [TS]

◼   ► movie and them and it's on black and [TS]

◼   ► white TV and i'm watching this movie [TS]

◼   ► from the nineteen fifties where some [TS]

◼   ► kind of creeping plant like a like a [TS]

◼   ► houseplant a creeping plant just keeps [TS]

◼   ► growing and growing and that and like [TS]

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◼   ► doesn't it's that doesn't have a big [TS]

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◼   ► even in the dark I saw that as a kid [TS]

◼   ► with some negligent babysitter to and [TS]

◼   ► these things traumatize me until today [TS]

◼   ► those late-night movies in the nineteen [TS]

◼   ► fifties those people were sickos yeah [TS]

◼   ► yeah i mean they were late night movies [TS]

◼   ► in the seventies they were theatrical [TS]

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◼   ► want to show my kids I want to show low [TS]

◼   ► and stitch and Lady and the Tramp but [TS]

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◼   ► well if I surrender 21 he'll do I not [TS]

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◼   ► what you bought it you can watch it on [TS]

◼   ► any of your other devices you can watch [TS]

◼   ► on an iPad you can watch it on a TV once [TS]

◼   ► you get an apple an apple tv's not that [TS]

◼   ► hard to set up it's actually not that [TS]

◼   ► bad it's not too costly kids are our [TS]

◼   ► primary device in our house is an [TS]

◼   ► appletv do i own that movie forever [TS]

◼   ► well you license it forever right that's [TS]

◼   ► your thing have tricks but here's the [TS]

◼   ► thing [TS]

◼   ► astrix from stitch that was my favorite [TS]

◼   ► Belgian company that's terrific that [TS]

◼   ► moment to get the point here with that [TS]

◼   ► dog snowy someone thinking I'm know [TS]

◼   ► you're thinking of the trolls remember [TS]

◼   ► the little may control the pick up here [TS]

◼   ► and i always found them strangely sexual [TS]

◼   ► in a way that made me uncomfortable when [TS]

◼   ► i was in people's houses where they had [TS]

◼   ► troll it's a cultural problem because i [TS]

◼   ► don't think we realize you somewhere [TS]

◼   ► like an Icelander finland natural means [TS]

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◼   ► yeah right it means like somebody that [TS]

◼   ► comes in the in your house at night and [TS]

◼   ► have sex with you sexy things a sexy [TS]

◼   ► chick yeah that's that's no good [TS]

◼   ► you don't want that yes interacting with [TS]

◼   ► the woofers and tweeters making the [TS]

◼   ► toilet he called you you you found out [TS]

◼   ► you found trolling your dad's house [TS]

◼   ► that's right I did find a troll and I [TS]

◼   ► and I you know when nobody was around i [TS]

◼   ► rubbed its little bottom [TS]

◼   ► yeah with my thumb and I was like I [TS]

◼   ► don't know you're not i mean i don't [TS]

◼   ► you're not pretty but you do have a [TS]

◼   ► naked bottom [TS]

◼   ► tidy and not Robert rolls bottom think I [TS]

◼   ► mean I've said to my daughter in a [TS]

◼   ► graphical way that I was very attracted [TS]

◼   ► to things like not attracted well [TS]

◼   ► attracted to make you got head [TS]

◼   ► characters or like anything shiny and [TS]

◼   ► plastic I thought that was a very [TS]

◼   ► attractive thing and a troll you're [TS]

◼   ► gonna explore the troll your I mean come [TS]

◼   ► on your kid [TS]

◼   ► well yeah I'm thing was like even ten [TS]

◼   ► comics had they seemed adult enough that [TS]

◼   ► they could be they could be sexy except [TS]

◼   ► there were never any women [TS]

◼   ► in ten comics or bear see ya but like [TS]

◼   ► this is how you figure stuff out this is [TS]

◼   ► you get your site you get your sexual [TS]

◼   ► cosmology ruined interesting ways in [TS]

◼   ► America that's the UK could be a [TS]

◼   ► Gilligan's Island it could be a Batman [TS]

◼   ► but there's gonna be ways that you [TS]

◼   ► become messed up in ways that will not [TS]

◼   ► become totally clear for 20 years and [TS]

◼   ► that could be a troll but as far as I'm [TS]

◼   ► concerned that role but yeah I mean that [TS]

◼   ► there were certainly beings [TS]

◼   ► I mean that I can't say I can't say for [TS]

◼   ► sure that if I were given the chance I [TS]

◼   ► wouldn't still prefer reading trots and [TS]

◼   ► Bonnie cartoons to actually seeing real [TS]

◼   ► life [TS]

◼   ► porno mhm trots and Bonnie had enough of [TS]

◼   ► a effect on you know like they were just [TS]

◼   ► sort of sexy enough that that was just [TS]

◼   ► enough for me it was enough for me and I [TS]

◼   ► would probably still be enough for me [TS]

◼   ► because I don't like to see too much you [TS]

◼   ► know what I mean like Elliott and the [TS]

◼   ► industry is really evolved over the [TS]

◼   ► years [TS]

◼   ► mmm mmm if you're one of you if you're [TS]

◼   ► wearing a little thing yeah that's fine [TS]

◼   ► but I with me that's as far as I need to [TS]

◼   ► get a little thing like your favorite [TS]

◼   ► part [TS]

◼   ► you're just wearing a little thing yeah [TS]

◼   ► you may be going to you don't need to go [TS]

◼   ► any further than that you let your [TS]

◼   ► imagination wander you don't know it's [TS]

◼   ► not going this into a doctor visit let's [TS]

◼   ► make it about the little thing exactly a [TS]

◼   ► fucking doctor visit that's not that's [TS]

◼   ► not where that's not where i'm at right [TS]

◼   ► I'm trying to get this isn't the [TS]

◼   ► beginning of the land of the lost of all [TS]

◼   ► the criticisms of porn in there are many [TS]

◼   ► many very fair criticism point the one [TS]

◼   ► that resonates with me the most is the [TS]

◼   ► that the feeling of be honest we [TS]

◼   ► discussed over gynecological porn [TS]

◼   ► because to me that that is evidence of [TS]

◼   ► you have watch too much porn when you [TS]

◼   ► want gynecological level of porn because [TS]

◼   ► to me that's mostly a taste issue it's [TS]

◼   ► like you you have developed really bad [TS]

◼   ► taste because you become a nerd to the [TS]

◼   ► vajayjay and now you need super intense [TS]

◼   ► pom-pom in order to really make that [TS]

◼   ► thing happen [TS]

◼   ► shame on at eight at a standpoint is now [TS]

◼   ► you know you know just like CNN they're [TS]

◼   ► just putting out stuff to people once [TS]

◼   ► you know [TS]

◼   ► I feel like super like medical level [TS]

◼   ► porn is for people that have never had [TS]

◼   ► sex so whenever it's it's a sort of like [TS]

◼   ► a preference for you are you going to go [TS]

◼   ► through sort of the aesthetic direction [TS]

◼   ► of of a plot of a of a playboy are you [TS]

◼   ► gonna go to the slightly more graphical [TS]

◼   ► penthouse or going to go all the way [TS]

◼   ► down the lane something you found in the [TS]

◼   ► woods [TS]

◼   ► you gonna get a screw or a hustler year [TS]

◼   ► but even like further than that because [TS]

◼   ► in this contemporary world of [TS]

◼   ► non-narrative video-based porn winners [TS]

◼   ► with especially the hvac cameras the way [TS]

◼   ► you can really get in there yeah yeah [TS]

◼   ► there's no you got no plot at all except [TS]

◼   ► maybe the basis level of plot which is [TS]

◼   ► like which is fixed on a couple yeah [TS]

◼   ► we're like 'oh my step sister has a like [TS]

◼   ► a problem with your computer [TS]

◼   ► yeah and then all of a sudden a you like [TS]

◼   ► your you're here in love tunnel quite [TS]

◼   ► feeling that is not how if you ever had [TS]

◼   ► sex even a single time you you don't see [TS]

◼   ► any of that because you don't have the [TS]

◼   ► perspective you can't be over to the [TS]

◼   ► side and down on your knees now that's a [TS]

◼   ► really good point yeah right you cannot [TS]

◼   ► get that view and so why would you [TS]

◼   ► prefer that why why would that be where [TS]

◼   ► you want to find on like a sitcom live [TS]

◼   ► sex is not a three cameras set up right [TS]

◼   ► now is if anything it's a handheld kind [TS]

◼   ► of setup [TS]

◼   ► yeah you don't but even those like those [TS]

◼   ► POV porns that but so oh and this is the [TS]

◼   ► other thing [TS]

◼   ► tumblr is where people watch porn now [TS]

◼   ► and that down on that [TS]

◼   ► well I don't know still out there tumblr [TS]

◼   ► is where and all the porn there's 30 [TS]

◼   ► seconds long [TS]

◼   ► yeah this is like good to go and then [TS]

◼   ► loop took it to get but when i would get [TS]

◼   ► my hands on Playboy's back in this in [TS]

◼   ► the early seventies when you find them [TS]

◼   ► under a board in the forest or whatever [TS]

◼   ► the little any family cartoons were just [TS]

◼   ► as erotic to me as the girls and bobby [TS]

◼   ► socks like laying on a bearskin rug sure [TS]

◼   ► because the little Amy Fanny stories had [TS]

◼   ► some narrative little Annie Fanny was [TS]

◼   ► she was not a very sophisticated lady [TS]

◼   ► and she was it entering into a lot of [TS]

◼   ► sophisticated narratives where people in [TS]

◼   ► casinos and people you know like that [TS]

◼   ► were living a higher life than she was [TS]

◼   ► we're trying to entice her into various [TS]

◼   ► on conjugate allottees yeah third [TS]

◼   ► locations [TS]

◼   ► that's right and and she was just like [TS]

◼   ► whoops-a-daisy but she also had a little [TS]

◼   ► bit of work she was a little bit choose [TS]

◼   ► little bit wise because she always [TS]

◼   ► managed to get out of there more or less [TS]

◼   ► unscathed but anyway all all back to all [TS]

◼   ► back saying it's all it's the little [TS]

◼   ► thing it's the little shift its the [TS]

◼   ► chemise that's what you're looking for [TS]

◼   ► you're looking for chemise porn but but [TS]

◼   ► it makes you don't listen to a lot of [TS]

◼   ► last-minute bear killings you don't [TS]

◼   ► blast me you don't want bearkillers you [TS]

◼   ► don't want to see a man shot in the back [TS]

◼   ► with a narrow while another man at this [TS]

◼   ► rate an animal carcass remember is [TS]

◼   ► amazing you do you do want to [TS]

◼   ► fast-forward to the chemises you just [TS]

◼   ► want to get to the chemise but then stay [TS]

◼   ► within the chemise portion a lot longer [TS]

◼   ► right and then maybe right at the end [TS]

◼   ► the chemise comes off of this is one of [TS]

◼   ► the first great use of the internet [TS]

◼   ► which you could go out and find other [TS]

◼   ► people who are preferred in the same way [TS]

◼   ► that you are and if you want to find [TS]

◼   ► chemises you would eventually find a [TS]

◼   ► forum where there was about Josh means [TS]

◼   ► chat and and people identify like [TS]

◼   ► timestamps in movies and stuff like that [TS]

◼   ► the problem with that is that i have [TS]

◼   ► gone online many many many many times [TS]

◼   ► yeah and googled zaftig israeli girls [TS]

◼   ► who are in IDF uniforms who are taking [TS]

◼   ► off IDF uniforms and you cannot really i [TS]

◼   ► mean there's a little bit but not nearly [TS]

◼   ► as much [TS]

◼   ► as much [TS]

◼   ► as you would think alright i'll try [TS]

◼   ► really IDF erotica [TS]

◼   ► yeah okay Israeli idea averotica but you [TS]

◼   ► know but you know you don't want to be [TS]

◼   ► too skinny [TS]

◼   ► you finding anything oh yeah oh yeah huh [TS]

◼   ► it looks again in there in a barracks [TS]

◼   ► and one girl's got her got her head on [TS]

◼   ► the other girls lap she's looking her [TS]

◼   ► phone [TS]

◼   ► ok they're not right optic though I [TS]

◼   ► think that's the problem is if you've [TS]

◼   ► got a pivot another pivot yes we go to [TS]

◼   ► the dark web show the dark web [TS]

◼   ► I don't know I never been on the dark [TS]

◼   ► web I don't know much about it uh-huh i [TS]

◼   ► used to be on the dark web but then I [TS]

◼   ► saw too many videos of people in fatal [TS]

◼   ► car accident [TS]

◼   ► yeah and and I ok so presently let's say [TS]

◼   ► this I'm not turning up a whole lot for [TS]

◼   ► troll doll fetish I i figured that would [TS]

◼   ► be Richard territory in reality is [TS]

◼   ► bearing out because I could see somebody [TS]

◼   ► having a you know having that either [TS]

◼   ► special thing is Robin troll but female [TS]

◼   ► Israeli soldiers stripping and punished [TS]

◼   ► no dear that's despite Umi pivots for [TS]

◼   ► you that seems like something that would [TS]

◼   ► be big in the Palestinian territory soon [TS]

◼   ► ma let's see where am i I'm on etsy okay [TS]

◼   ► how'd you get two are you buying [TS]

◼   ► something [TS]

◼   ► no no no I don't buy things buying some [TS]

◼   ► vintage thing [TS]

◼   ► speaking of buying things have you ever [TS]

◼   ► owned a pair of flu Boggs yes so I was [TS]

◼   ► at a party the other day [TS]

◼   ► small part because those were real real [TS]

◼   ► real hot around the time i moved to San [TS]

◼   ► Francisco they stayed hot for 23 years [TS]

◼   ► and they seem to virtually go away [TS]

◼   ► except within i'm going to say the vegan [TS]

◼   ► shoe community [TS]

◼   ► well that's what we're pretty dedicated [TS]

◼   ► to what they have to make a lot of vegan [TS]

◼   ► shoes i think they make vegan cheese [TS]

◼   ► yeah but I was that Seattle shoe company [TS]

◼   ► and during the nineties right everybody [TS]

◼   ► had them especially girls are you [TS]

◼   ► worried sort of babydoll dresses [TS]