Ep. 226: "A Cocaine Aperture"
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hi John hi Merlin how's it going
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oh I remember I was in the olive oil
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business with his father
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man it warms the heart that's your
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ouu recognize 45 angels nah what nah I
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wasn't in no mafia yeah you know he
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always liked history he liked studying
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the Romans he did you know what a Roman
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would do you know yeah I smoking a cigar
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timelines what everyone would do
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wow you're good on Twitter rollingwood
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do was the last time you watched a
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godfather to her recently
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I feel like I'm my dream in my at all
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the time but I has been a long time
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because as you know i don't have a TV
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well uh huh but I've been make me earn
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it you didn't earn it every week I've
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been confused about this is a question I
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can put to you and maybe some of your
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friends in the tech industry can help me
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also the people in the app community
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some people in the app community some of
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the people that are let's say the
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disruptors sure let's reach out
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okay i want to watch movies
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ok where I wanna watch I wanna watch my
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choice of movies
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ok John Johnson wants to watch movies he
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wants to be his choice of movies okay so
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I was a good I want to look at a spec
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right now doing a little outline
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okay i want to watch a movie of my
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choice I don't want to log onto aside
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and have them recommend the walking dead
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I don't want to have that because one
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time i watched to clint eastwood movie I
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don't want to have the thing recommend
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the same for Clint Eastwood movies to me
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every time I go on the internet okay so
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john wants to watch movies of his choice
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he does not want to be helped
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that's right i don't want any help i
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just i know the movies I want to see the
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straight to the movie you want to launch
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here's what here's what what I want
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well i have a friend i want to show this
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friend some movies of my you know my
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movies the movies of my life
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this is a thing I always expected one
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with my daughter sister friend
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millennium should be with you well let's
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talk about my daughter for a second
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portion 14 and I'll sit on a chair and
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I'll say this is the breakfast club
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ok or the breakfast club attention and
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she won't be interested but it'll be
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like it'll be like whatever they tried
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to sit me down and make me watch It's a
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Wonderful Life right right but yes I so
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my my millennium friend my millennium
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girlfriend who has never seen blade
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well she's never here anymore that's God
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father's she's never seen in the law
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school but she hasn't seen the Godfather
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movies I can't be that's not a form i
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don't understand I don't understand a
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lot of things she's not writing time
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conciliatory here's here's the thing i
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did occur to me the other day there's an
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in that one day the last person who ever
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sat in a movie theater and yelled focus
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will be gone who it there are barely any
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of us left now you can you imagine
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they're there are dozens and dozens of
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people maybe hundreds of dozens
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listening to this show right now have no
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idea what I'm talking about
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yeah focus yeah haha how did you ever
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get up out of a movie and walk up the
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aisle to find the projection projections
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to students by this to cream butter your
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collar and a focus
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yeah I have mom I didn't feel like that
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at least one occasion probably two
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occasions I have gone and sort out some
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technical help with what was happening
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in the theater especially at we had a
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phenomenon in eighties and nineties was
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the dollar theater where if you have
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this where you were but least in
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sarasota was called it was called Tatro
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there was a place that show movies for a
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dollar and it would be like late in the
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run of the movie or second run movies
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but it's still a pretty good movie you
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go see like a regular movie for a dollar
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I think they got pretty slack about the
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project this is back in the day you know
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we have to watch for the little blip in
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the corner know when to change the next
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Real all that kind of stuff and I you
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know when I'll be honest I've got not
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only seen outside help
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hundred up and down in the ne in the
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halls of a movie theater ya goin fuckin
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trying to get somebody to come back in
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and focus the camera but none of that
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that doesn't really have a meeting of
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yeah right focus focus please
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um you know I've been I've been showing
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her movies do the general plan for this
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is a haphazard thing is that this
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occurred to me thing or have you worked
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out a syllabus for her
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well so here's the problem the first
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thing the first attempt i made was Oh
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close encounters of the third time
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you've got to see Close Encounters of
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the Third Kind she was like never heard
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alright so I i am able to find it on the
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internet my cue it up and we're watching
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it and she doesn't fall asleep but you
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can tell she would fall asleep if
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someone were watching her if someone
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right right yesterday and has and as I'm
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watching it I'm realizing oh this was a
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movie made in the nineteen seventies the
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pacing pacing is very different yeah
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very different and also mean the first
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20 minutes of the movie just establishes
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that there was his but Travis Dreyfus
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just establishes that drivers has a
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really a like unhappy home life right
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everybody shouting at each other
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the kids are out of control the wife
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doesn't understand him but but what it
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effectively is is 20 minutes of yelling
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like how yelling in the house everybody
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yelling and i remember i think it was
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innovative at the time because there
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weren't a lot of movies that showed what
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what I guess past for like wow this is
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real it feels real it's like we're
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really in these people's homes still
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work i think is was very good and maybe
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some pioneering in
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sighs and blockbuster miss of his movies
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he was good at doing a lot of the
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setting pictures think about how good
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jobs does something very similar where
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you're just going to get a feel for
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what's going on in this little vacation
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community before anything happens but
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sort of like what if you watch you'll
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remember watching lonesome dove at the
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time I've never seen lots of death so
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lonesome dove was a major television
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uh-huh and it was you know there was a
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lot of like gory violence it was it was
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supposed to be really really like like
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cities in Munich yeah cinematic but also
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like no one had never before seen levels
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of truth it's not gonna be like an after
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school special a lifetime movie this is
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the real stuff right but when you watch
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it now uh it just seems corny right the
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costume seem very much like costumes
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there's a lot of slapstick humor to try
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and level 11 the occasional violence
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like relative to even Unforgiven it just
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seems like a like a TV like a TV
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westerns by the way if you like Clint
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Eastwood movies i can recommend some for
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oh thank you thank you but so watching
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Close Encounters I realized oh the
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pacing is really slow
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there's a lot of just sort of bickering
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that now like we get plenty of bickering
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on TV right there is I mean eighty
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percent of all TV now is just people
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yelling at each other you about about I
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mean I see it on when I'm when I'm in
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here for your reading the trades
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yeah it's up there on this it's up there
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yeah apparently only a short especially
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the news things that they put on a
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screen and airports a lot of yelling
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everybody's yelling there's a lot of
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yelling and I also know that people are
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yelling about house renovations and they
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have to make fashion items very quickly
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yes other stuff a lot of yelling so so
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yeah she's not into close encounters and
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I'm seeing it through her eyes and I'm
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how right okay okay okay well close
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encounters is sort of an anomalous here
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because also the amazing special special
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effects and the notion that aliens were
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visiting us which were also bury new
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like new to consider now our mundane and
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commonplace yeah so I go okay gay
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let's watch the sting and I pull up the
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sting sting Cal you know that's a really
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good film but it kinda looks a lot like
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well looks like a TV movie and also from
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the opening credits i realized that
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seventies movie right so yeah what it in
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in a contemporary movie the car would
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pull up and then the person driving the
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car would bust in the door and say the
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line it's you know it's springtime for
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Hitler or whatever
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yeah I don't remember the dialogue yeah
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but in this in the stain the car pulls
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up outside we see the guy get out of the
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car run across the street in the door
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and up four flights of stairs and we
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watched him go up four flights of stairs
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from like seven different camera angles
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then down a hall we see his hand hit the
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doorknob he opens the door walks through
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the office to the second door opens the
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door and says his line and we never see
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that actor again it's pretty impressed
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and you go well that was a but I was a
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real adventure and it did not move the
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plot forward at all and the whole time
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you're thinking to yourself is this guy
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important is he gonna get shot on these
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stairs is he going to get shot in this
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hallway like we're gonna really really
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following this guy so she falls asleep
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yeah and I'm like oh my god is this this
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is going to happen a blade runner to
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like she's not gonna fall asleep during
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blade runner i can I wouldn't I wouldn't
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know what to do in that case you don't
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I'm decisions my friend
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well and so I mean what I'm doing right
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lay let's lay the Godfather way back
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we're going to put it way but way back
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because I well that's the type of thing
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we're probably going to have to watch at
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one o'clock in the afternoon and that's
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not gonna make any sense but there's no
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way I'm going to like lay in bed and
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watch the godfather in the context of
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like oh you're gonna love this fall
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asleep right but the problem is before i
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even get to that point I can't find the
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blade runner i can't find find how to
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watch it really Blade Runner is out
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there i know i could tour it or
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something i could hunt in a good onion
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torrid yeah if I wanted to watch it
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without any bluetooths or somehow get on
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there without my location services
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concern is it later might only be on the
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yeah the one where else can you find it
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yet the stream it which means you have
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to you know you log on and give your IP
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you know what you're right yeah the idea
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yet put it right in at the IP I don't
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want to put my IP addresses i watch the
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movie just show me the movie that's
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right it's on the internet somewhere i
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know it is the internet should be like a
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big TV where you go him and you say
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internet serie I want to watch
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apocalypse now and not the red you
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version because that version is garbage
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trash but actually there are a couple of
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scenes in the rydia version that are
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I think you should watch ready for the
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fifth dealing not god i do not think
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that ninety percent of that the pole
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it's very interesting as that it's like
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reading it's like it's like reserve
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reading for the movie like it adds
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things to it but like it was a good
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decision to cut it out of the original
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yeah the whole scene where they go to a
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third location with the playboy bunnies
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yeah I don't need to see that I could
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imagine it mhm but if i could say Siri i
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would like to see the original
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with the following two additional 30
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seconds snippets from read yet i see
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that i would like I would like to have
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because they are the ones that I'll that
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so you want you to have the internet
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that movies with nixon's you want your
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ability it's like an ice cream place and
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you're like you know give me give me a
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little bit of heat heath bar but I don't
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want sprinkles ego and you get your own
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bespoke version of a movie that you
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enjoy even though you don't on TV
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yeah yeah exactly right if you give
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George Lucas can go put a like smoke
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rings around death stars huh and claim
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that that's his artistic we had a vision
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yeah like in today's world were all
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artists were all remixers hall
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university no well makers John we're on
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bakers right if I take your work and
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consume it and poop it out
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it belongs to me so why can't I put
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smoke rings around a Butch Cassidy and
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the Sundance Kid
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well that's a really good point without
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actually online without letting your IP
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I don't wanna put my IP in there yeah i
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don't know if i can find sure sure but
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uh but if of when Butch Cassidy and
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Sundance Kid jump off the equipment to
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the river why not have an explosion here
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the kind of in several insufferable
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person that I am there's times when you
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want somebody to really really listen to
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what they said so you might want to see
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a very short snippet of a scene to play
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three times and you the program that any
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tears in rain tears and rain see it's
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not tears in the rain tears and rain so
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she learns it right the first time
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through your your mashup remix what
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people say tears in the rain people see
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tears in the rain all the time my god
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and it's all I can do years of the rain
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I get a lot of quotes wrong but that's
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what you really you need to get that one
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tears in rain tears and rain i was
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thinking the other day it's not just Roy
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batty who saw you know who saw the sea
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Oh in the town 10 how's our gate yeah
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right Ryan yeah watch the watch the
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attack ships burning off the shoulder of
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Orion it's not just those men
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trees which are lost like tears in rain
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minneapolis California KFC I don't mind
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Thanksgiving away from home
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it like yesterday at the bucket
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yeah I was like what do you do on
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thanksgiving i don't know where to get a
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turkey dinner I never had a thanksgiving
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without a turkey dinner
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yeah and I was like can take bread
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chicken finger looking gay people still
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sure yeah I got giving out of the rain
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yeah sure yeah and I wouldn't think it'd
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be real rainy in minneapolis california
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in november again and I was hawking
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tickets that was my job at the time
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work does a company whoever and he
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you know to haircut 100 or the English
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Peter whatever and he would give me for
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tickets and I could hock them right
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oh I see it's kind of like it's like a
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like Amway or something
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yeah well but I mean it's on the
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download right he's thinking these
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unsold tickets i'm standing in front of
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first avenue theatre in minneapolis
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California made famous by Prince know
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that's right yeah yeah right all course
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that's where he did is famous
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introduction of purple rain that bomb on
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don't don't don't know
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just found without feeling too much
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about your technology stack John mom
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when you're watching television
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entertainment and given that you clearly
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do not own a television set or have
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access to a television set
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what I have to do now and the millennium
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mindy kaling on there all the time sure
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many can identify cut that you know they
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started doing that a few years ago with
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their cutting stuff differently knowing
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that people are going to watch it on
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different sized screens really you get
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more get more close-up shots you don't
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get as much so and it varies who knows
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how that's changed because not
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everyone's a TV anymore
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what kind of my dear you a little bit
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about your Millennium girlfriend
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distaste for you're going now does she
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feel anything similar with regard to you
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does she feel like you need to see saved
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by the bell the postgraduate years or I
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don't even know what Millennials watch
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this you want you to watch out David
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Blaine videos on youtube
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how does does she feel the need to
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inculcate you into her values as well
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well yes but she is much more interested
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in in contemporary think she wants me to
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watch black mirror election winner
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well i have and i do enjoy black mirror
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okay but it's but when I'm what I'm
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thinking oh I want to watch it like a
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diversion or do the diversion ille
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program who black mirror seems like
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something that I need to really focus my
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attention yeah I'm on that way with a
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lot of stuff like that one is world i
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have got to just sit down and like just
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watch westerns a TV show by the way
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don't know I've been watching west shut
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up i have what are you up to what
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gonna know we're going to talk about the
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ok but the now I don't last night in WoW
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was that everything I don't count
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ok I'm up to the one where it's past
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little like whoa
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say what you like around six probably
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six or seven something like that words
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know yeah but i also a long time ago
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stopped really closely examining the
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plot because haha pretty close to like
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three episodes and I said hmm ok alright
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compression happening here that isn't
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being explicitly you think described ok
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that's enough that's enough
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alright alright alright around ride I
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would encourage you to stick with it i
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think you I'm a fan so I can't sit okay
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ok interesting so she watches that now
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here's what i have to say what I find a
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little bit perplexing about this and
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then I find perplexing about millenniums
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in general is like for awhile you hear
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millennium say well a like of course i
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know i love lucy you're gonna smoke that
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was right and reruns on cable all the
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time you see months back and I'm barely
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seen Gunsmoke I mean horse like Gunsmoke
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modern animals on for like a hundred
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nineteen years back sure but but like
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that's the thing is a lot of my name's
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maybe a little bit older than her have
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seen lots of stuff because one cable now
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my question is I don't I don't want to
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sound normative but she Amish or
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something that she just not watch a
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bunch of like USA when she was a in high
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hmm well here's the problem oh no she
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no she grew up in the Netherlands all
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for the love Wow and women's wait
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there's more because in the Netherlands
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they watched american TV okay but have
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hard-coded dutch subs no no no that's
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how the that's how the nether Landers
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the nederlandse need to know how to see
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English so well because they're its
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small country and it wasn't it wasn't a
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big enough country where it made
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financial sense to like overdub TV shows
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triggers you spend all this money having
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a Dutch guide you know like blue
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vishnuvardhan the over the thing you
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know they just broadcast that shows in
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their original American language and so
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the Dutch were like that's close enough
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to touch we'll figure it out and then
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they all speak English better than we do
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yeah whereas in France
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where French is a big enough country
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that they can spend the money to have
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dubbed into French yeah that none of
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them can speak a word of English know
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that should they choose not to they
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yeah if you if you go to if you go to
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most countries in Europe you'll find
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that the the people that that have even
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a monochrome of Education speak English
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pretty well to him but in front like
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even the even professors of English in
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front can't speak English at all you
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don't learn too much
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well right because it would you know it
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would make you start to not like Jerry
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Lewis oh IC see you don't want to know
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it's kind of cultural / 50 yeah okay
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anyway so not only does she grew up in
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touch in the major lamb ok but went to
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British schools in front
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how my god so blue and rails which
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seemed you know what I mean like I keep
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trying to figure it out like did you
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still know what this is but she's like
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you know she's by all appearances
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American speaks in unaccented English
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nose gets a lot of references to things
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that are obscure if you try Jason Bourne
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well see that's over the line of like a
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really quick cutting lots of punching
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everything's happening SuperDuper fast
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with no attention
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you don't even have to have an attention
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span because it's just like somebody put
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something you're riding a bullet
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you know what I mean like well you and I
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want to like show all these movies that
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are you know i'm i'm not trying to show
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deer hunter which has a 45-minute long
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scene where we're just add a shitty
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wedding somewhere
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important it's important but you're at a
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it's 45 minutes at a wedding you don't
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know my godfather and Godfather Part one
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that wedding is a huge amount of
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world-building like huge amount of
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introducing you to this giant cast of
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characters and it's got a lot of story
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in it and it's got a lot of portent you
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get super dark office in the super over
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on outside wedding and now that's a
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wedding scene that really carries its
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water well Johnny Fontane shows up and
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makes a big splash
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yeah because you know if you got that
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that would save his career making a big
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shot if you got that movies right that's
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right just to show you I'm not
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hard-hearted man there's no way gasps
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gasps I ever had
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there's no way I'm casting Johnny
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Fontane in this picture big senior
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the problem is listen nobody comes to
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Las Vegas and speaks that way you don't
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keep that way to go green
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who gave the order can I did I complain
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when no green was shot
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did I ask who gave the order to make
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that noise to that that was the first
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movie i'm sure about this before and
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that was Lee Strasburg first movie
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yeah right after all those years of
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teaching to play ball and he is not for
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everybody was like what you like what
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you doing I think it's very good and you
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got a nice emotional attachment but you
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considered having some kind of a dick
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like maybe you have a heart problem
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seagull what's he uh he did a good job
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in that film you know we don't want
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favorite scenes of him just just a shot
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where they go to his house and he's
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watching the ballgame he's got his foot
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up on the on the chair and Mike comes in
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to do and whether he can make a move on
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the on the brothers
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what he can make a move on to cleanse up
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i forget anyway at that point it's just
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a shot just as pretty tight shot where
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the rock grabs a potato chip
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he says a small potatoes haha so good
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now i want that means is that what we're
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pushing Klingon out for the you know
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that always get you great euphemism for
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yeah that's you mr. Simon out anyway
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yeah okay so what I want what I want
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guarantee that is to be able to watch
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ok so we're pivoting back to the
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original kind of mentioned just I'm
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sorry I don't want to take you off your
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topic we haven't talked in awhile and
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missed you i want to just tell you i
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miss just one movie and just get through
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this out i know this is random
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I don't ride back to the future well no
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because now this is going to get me in a
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little bit of trouble boy
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future is very important to me at the
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okc have seen it oh come on dog let's
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get 30 times that watched it twice in a
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hotel room with the next its don't
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a tab but you gotta pay for it
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uh-huh matter what
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come on Barry but that scene is so
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painful when he holds on the phone I
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want her to hurts
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ok so what's your what's your bold brave
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realization about back to the future
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well think about back to the future is
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mmm a little bit on the peggy sue got
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married tip I mean you know I know
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that's like no that's not to apply
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certainly its clock my friend Swiss
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well yeah I mean there's no dead weight
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in there but I really feel like Eric
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Stoltz it was my guy
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oh you're still you're still miffed that
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he wasn't Marty I'm a little bit miffed
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like imagine what the American imagine
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imagine the like super unfunny delivery
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of Eric Stoltz instead of the the
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constant spit taking of michael j fox
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i'll be falls down all the time it's
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it would have been a way worse movie
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let's be honest you know what I'm just
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think about the scenes like that with a
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wonderful scene when he's in the diner
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and he's kinda got his head turned with
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his hand on his cheek and then you see
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his father sitting next to him in
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exactly the same posture
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it's the perak it's very good well and
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also my favorite line from any film
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anywhere which I still quote
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not weekly I think you know the year
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that a lot like I still quote that
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weekly i don't--what weekly let's be
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totally I maybe quarterly no no more
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often the mantle okay i would say every
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ten weeks em every yeah every six to ten
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ok i say like not a proposed nothing I
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always slip it into conversation where
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it is meaningful
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I say you are my density coming my
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yeah i'll say that when it it when it
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applies and I have never had a single
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person even turn and raise an eyebrow
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I feel like I'm just living I feel like
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I'm living in a space station where my
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voices inaudible tears and rain right
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yeah I think that's how much you really
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want help with this I mean there's all
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kinds of ways you could do this that you
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don't even have to put in your IP tour
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well you know I mean I mean that the sea
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is going to see the simple solution is
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to like have the login so you don't want
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to login and you just want the TV that
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you don't have to be able to show you
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the movie that doesn't exist when you
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feel like watching bleep blop bloop
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yeah they're saying service i signed up
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for a while back that I can't even
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believe exists because you didn't sign
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oh no I'm just getting back because it's
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quite a larf you got a vid angel the ID
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angel calm and so I don't remember
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hearing about this maybe 15 years ago
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you hear about these services that were
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like hey listen if you're like a person
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of faith or you don't like cursing you
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don't like so you want to watch this
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movie but take out the sex you know
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there's a big problem a lot of PG movies
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and eighties is their boobs in it when
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they don't really need to be boobs if
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you want to watch this movie without
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unnecessary boobs like what why and I
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think I think boobs are are spelled bewb
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s so they stay in touch but lacks let's
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see here here's a good example like what
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if you wanted to watch back to the
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future without the ghost blowjob or like
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what if you wanted to wash the x-men
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movies with everything but the word fuck
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in it so why aren't people offended by
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the ghost blowjob
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space for one of them to have an office
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mattress the good place with some ikea
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of foam sectional couch make a nuclear
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nicer than that that's sickening
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yes you couldn't sleep on this thing if
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year and a half he would have made your
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well ok so that's what i was thinking
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maybe this was some kind of subtle thing
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can't just live here buddy
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but in any case they have or they they
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used to have big TVs all around i think
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they actually home some TVs to where
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they move them to other rooms other
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parts of the house that on the private
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premises but they live a technological
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life you know Jonathan Coulton was the
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one that said my kids won't even one day
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there won't even be books right right
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let's take and in if memory serves this
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was the Hodgman vs I don't have never
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revealed the names here the Hodgman vs
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Colton dilemma was at a time
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the Hoffman family was much more like uh
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huh and Colton's like play with anything
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that's right and I don't know what
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you're doing if you want to Minecraft
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something go nuts when they were little
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kids there Jonathan was like here's an
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ipad figure it out because that's the
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future and your future kid and the
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Hoffmans were like here's a dusty old
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tome with a lock on lock and key on it
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if you can pick the lock you can read
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the book on sorcery is a hidden room
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with a dictionary and
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yeah and i was at the time I was a
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person that had a very small child and I
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was you know seeing these two friends
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trying to figure out how they were there
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different styles of raising a kid and I
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was like which one am I gonna do I don't
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even have a TV button right there they
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have all the accounts so if you want to
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go in and watch a movie just go in you
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use the weird clicker that go you scroll
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down and over to click the letter R and
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then you scroll back and click the
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letter e you go Bob Bob Bob all the way
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down and over to get to the v brutal and
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you're like and then it comes up like
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revolution number 9 revolutionaries and
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you're like I'm trying to rob the
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yeah but eventually they do and they
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don't sweat it right like however much
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this thing costs whatever it's just part
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of the best part of the budget it's part
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of the House Budget you just go bloop
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like I want to watch the revenant right
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now it costs 799 or 1499 or 4499 and you
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it's just part of the budget yeah and so
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they eliminate that whole business of
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like oh god do I ran it or buy it is HD
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r or hv or hvac yeah um if you want to
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get the hvac version homes and it's like
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always a can't get the temperature right
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my point is that they have that's a
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thought technology where they're just
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like whatever we you know this is this
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device is here to provide us with this
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style of entertainment if we want to
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watch the longest day at ten o'clock in
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the morning which I have done at their
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house that was the other thought
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technology at the cold mouse they are
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not above watching a breakfast movie
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oh so you send the kids off to school
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the adults are sitting around having a
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nobody works in that house that is
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certainly in the entertainment industry
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which is how to work so we're sitting
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around having coffee what you guys want
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to do somebody says have you her seem
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have you ever really seen the longest
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day and i am like you have really seen
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it is really seen it
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x and they're like let's watch lost day
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alright let's watch the longest day and
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then all of a sudden it's like ten in
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the morning in here and you're free
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you're free from all of the problems
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it's like being a day drunk again like
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we can't have a drink it's ten o'clock
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who says you can't have a drink at ten
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o'clock in the morning or grown-ups we
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can we can start drinking drinking soon
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as we wake up this is like being on the
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Pinocchio island i'm just-just looks to
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go to play billiards all day
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yeah yeah and then you don't even have
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to wear pants because you have a wooden
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bottom boom but on the budget that's
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baked into the price we just bleep buy
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movies and we watch them
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that's right and the problem around here
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is I'm starting to feel that the fact
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that i don't have a television
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not only that I don't have any
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television but that I don't have a
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television the size of a Fender Rhodes
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piano that i am starting to live a life
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of unnecessary deprivation because i
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want to add a moment's notice show my
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daughter the Lady and the Tramp or a
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I don't know the Olympics or something
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lilo and stitch lilo and stitch that's
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what movie that your daughter is old
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enough for it's an utter delight and
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it's fun for everybody
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she's been to Hawaii she knows all about
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it malo malo but i think i think that
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that's a good thing you're getting the
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TV to watch that on TV
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ok but so that's the thing now you know
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boy you got a TV but now I gotta get the
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I gotta get the hookup don't you get to
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be my cable make sure it's the right
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hdmi cable gotta get one of those apple
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tvs and figure out how come it doesn't
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work as well as it ought to
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I've got to get why don't know what
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cable or double cable or quadruple
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cables are like a some kind of did
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Johnny dish network
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I gotta get a use bot get us by our you
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get a seedbox I gotta get a netflix or a
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or one of these a net other nets and
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don't want them i don't want all those
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yields because then the that's not just
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the bills start coming i could put that
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into the house budget
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ok but it's the heels upon niels bohr
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niels and now am I you know just the key
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it's like the cables just start coming
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up out of the floor
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yeah the cables wrap around my ankles
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and they're like oh you have USB 3
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because life has beat you
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it's a frustrating Japanese body horror
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movie at that point you just have a
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different things they want to get into
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your I get in your ports late late at
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night one time in about 1974 much much
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much too early i watched you remember
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when they used to show horror movies on
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late-night TV sure do and there was so I
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got to stay up late with some babysitter
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that didn't care
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some babysitter was smoking pot and then
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invited her boyfriend in through the
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window as soon as my mom was gone and
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she do and they were like let's watch a
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movie and them and it's on black and
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white TV and i'm watching this movie
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from the nineteen fifties where some
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kind of creeping plant like a like a
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houseplant a creeping plant just keeps
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growing and growing and that and like
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sort of pre little shop of horrors it it
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doesn't it's that doesn't have a big
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mouth and it doesn't sing but like the
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vines just sort of grab you and pull you
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into the house plant and oh god it was
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like God but it's too late because the
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vines are all over them
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I thought that way about the blob well
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he doesn't look it was a little bit of a
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bit was a little bit of a blob ripoff
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yeah but it was but it was like the way
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the blog material looked was very very
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disturbing to me
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well yeah yeah that was disturbing to me
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to their remember the horror movie where
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you can see the beating heart of the
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monster through the translucent skin
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even in the dark I saw that as a kid
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with some negligent babysitter to and
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these things traumatize me until today
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those late-night movies in the nineteen
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fifties those people were sickos yeah
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yeah i mean they were late night movies
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in the seventies they were theatrical
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releases in the fifties you know I don't
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want to show my kids I want to show low
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and stitch and Lady and the Tramp but
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well if I surrender 21 he'll do I not
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surrender to all fields
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no come on no LOL on the the the easy
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solution for you right now this is not
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funny but John Serkis is gonna fucking
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yell at me if I don't actually help you
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a little bit the easy solution for you
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to try for fun is tuan go by the
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Godfather movie from itunes on on the
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story than watching on your computer now
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what you bought it you can watch it on
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any of your other devices you can watch
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on an iPad you can watch it on a TV once
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you get an apple an apple tv's not that
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hard to set up it's actually not that
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bad it's not too costly kids are our
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primary device in our house is an
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appletv do i own that movie forever
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well you license it forever right that's
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your thing have tricks but here's the
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astrix from stitch that was my favorite
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Belgian company that's terrific that
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moment to get the point here with that
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dog snowy someone thinking I'm know
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you're thinking of the trolls remember
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the little may control the pick up here
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and i always found them strangely sexual
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in a way that made me uncomfortable when
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i was in people's houses where they had
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troll it's a cultural problem because i
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don't think we realize you somewhere
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like an Icelander finland natural means
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yeah right it means like somebody that
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comes in the in your house at night and
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have sex with you sexy things a sexy
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chick yeah that's that's no good
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you don't want that yes interacting with
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the woofers and tweeters making the
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toilet he called you you you found out
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you found trolling your dad's house
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that's right I did find a troll and I
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and I you know when nobody was around i
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rubbed its little bottom
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yeah with my thumb and I was like I
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don't know you're not i mean i don't
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you're not pretty but you do have a
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tidy and not Robert rolls bottom think I
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mean I've said to my daughter in a
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graphical way that I was very attracted
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to things like not attracted well
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attracted to make you got head
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characters or like anything shiny and
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plastic I thought that was a very
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attractive thing and a troll you're
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gonna explore the troll your I mean come
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well yeah I'm thing was like even ten
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comics had they seemed adult enough that
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they could be they could be sexy except
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there were never any women
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in ten comics or bear see ya but like
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this is how you figure stuff out this is
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you get your site you get your sexual
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cosmology ruined interesting ways in
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America that's the UK could be a
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Gilligan's Island it could be a Batman
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but there's gonna be ways that you
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become messed up in ways that will not
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become totally clear for 20 years and
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that could be a troll but as far as I'm
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concerned that role but yeah I mean that
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there were certainly beings
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I mean that I can't say I can't say for
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sure that if I were given the chance I
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wouldn't still prefer reading trots and
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Bonnie cartoons to actually seeing real
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porno mhm trots and Bonnie had enough of
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a effect on you know like they were just
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sort of sexy enough that that was just
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enough for me it was enough for me and I
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would probably still be enough for me
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because I don't like to see too much you
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know what I mean like Elliott and the
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industry is really evolved over the
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mmm mmm if you're one of you if you're
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wearing a little thing yeah that's fine
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but I with me that's as far as I need to
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get a little thing like your favorite
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you're just wearing a little thing yeah
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you may be going to you don't need to go
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any further than that you let your
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imagination wander you don't know it's
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not going this into a doctor visit let's
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make it about the little thing exactly a
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fucking doctor visit that's not that's
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not where that's not where i'm at right
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I'm trying to get this isn't the
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beginning of the land of the lost of all
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the criticisms of porn in there are many
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many very fair criticism point the one
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that resonates with me the most is the
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that the feeling of be honest we
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discussed over gynecological porn
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because to me that that is evidence of
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you have watch too much porn when you
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want gynecological level of porn because
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to me that's mostly a taste issue it's
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like you you have developed really bad
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taste because you become a nerd to the
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vajayjay and now you need super intense
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pom-pom in order to really make that
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shame on at eight at a standpoint is now
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you know you know just like CNN they're
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just putting out stuff to people once
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I feel like super like medical level
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porn is for people that have never had
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sex so whenever it's it's a sort of like
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a preference for you are you going to go
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through sort of the aesthetic direction
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of of a plot of a of a playboy are you
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gonna go to the slightly more graphical
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penthouse or going to go all the way
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down the lane something you found in the
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you gonna get a screw or a hustler year
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but even like further than that because
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in this contemporary world of
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non-narrative video-based porn winners
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with especially the hvac cameras the way
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you can really get in there yeah yeah
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there's no you got no plot at all except
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maybe the basis level of plot which is
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like which is fixed on a couple yeah
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we're like 'oh my step sister has a like
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a problem with your computer
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yeah and then all of a sudden a you like
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your you're here in love tunnel quite
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feeling that is not how if you ever had
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sex even a single time you you don't see
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any of that because you don't have the
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perspective you can't be over to the
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side and down on your knees now that's a
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really good point yeah right you cannot
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get that view and so why would you
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prefer that why why would that be where
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you want to find on like a sitcom live
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sex is not a three cameras set up right
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now is if anything it's a handheld kind
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yeah you don't but even those like those
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POV porns that but so oh and this is the
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tumblr is where people watch porn now
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and that down on that
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well I don't know still out there tumblr
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is where and all the porn there's 30
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yeah this is like good to go and then
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loop took it to get but when i would get
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my hands on Playboy's back in this in
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the early seventies when you find them
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under a board in the forest or whatever
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the little any family cartoons were just
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as erotic to me as the girls and bobby
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socks like laying on a bearskin rug sure
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because the little Amy Fanny stories had
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some narrative little Annie Fanny was
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she was not a very sophisticated lady
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and she was it entering into a lot of
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sophisticated narratives where people in
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casinos and people you know like that
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were living a higher life than she was
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we're trying to entice her into various
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on conjugate allottees yeah third
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that's right and and she was just like
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whoops-a-daisy but she also had a little
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bit of work she was a little bit choose
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little bit wise because she always
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managed to get out of there more or less
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unscathed but anyway all all back to all
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back saying it's all it's the little
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thing it's the little shift its the
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chemise that's what you're looking for
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you're looking for chemise porn but but
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it makes you don't listen to a lot of
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last-minute bear killings you don't
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blast me you don't want bearkillers you
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don't want to see a man shot in the back
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with a narrow while another man at this
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rate an animal carcass remember is
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amazing you do you do want to
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fast-forward to the chemises you just
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want to get to the chemise but then stay
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within the chemise portion a lot longer
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right and then maybe right at the end
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the chemise comes off of this is one of
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the first great use of the internet
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which you could go out and find other
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people who are preferred in the same way
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that you are and if you want to find
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chemises you would eventually find a
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forum where there was about Josh means
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chat and and people identify like
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timestamps in movies and stuff like that
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the problem with that is that i have
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gone online many many many many times
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yeah and googled zaftig israeli girls
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who are in IDF uniforms who are taking
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off IDF uniforms and you cannot really i
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mean there's a little bit but not nearly
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as you would think alright i'll try
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really IDF erotica
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yeah okay Israeli idea averotica but you
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know but you know you don't want to be
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you finding anything oh yeah oh yeah huh
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it looks again in there in a barracks
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and one girl's got her got her head on
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the other girls lap she's looking her
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ok they're not right optic though I
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think that's the problem is if you've
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got a pivot another pivot yes we go to
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the dark web show the dark web
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I don't know I never been on the dark
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web I don't know much about it uh-huh i
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used to be on the dark web but then I
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saw too many videos of people in fatal
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yeah and and I ok so presently let's say
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this I'm not turning up a whole lot for
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troll doll fetish I i figured that would
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be Richard territory in reality is
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bearing out because I could see somebody
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having a you know having that either
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special thing is Robin troll but female
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Israeli soldiers stripping and punished
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no dear that's despite Umi pivots for
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you that seems like something that would
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be big in the Palestinian territory soon
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ma let's see where am i I'm on etsy okay
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how'd you get two are you buying
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no no no I don't buy things buying some
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speaking of buying things have you ever
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owned a pair of flu Boggs yes so I was
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at a party the other day
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small part because those were real real
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real hot around the time i moved to San
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Francisco they stayed hot for 23 years
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and they seem to virtually go away
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except within i'm going to say the vegan
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well that's what we're pretty dedicated
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to what they have to make a lot of vegan
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shoes i think they make vegan cheese
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yeah but I was that Seattle shoe company
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and during the nineties right everybody
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had them especially girls are you
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worried sort of babydoll dresses
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it's like like seven barrettes in their
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we're also i know we're also wearing flu
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bugs all the time and and then I kind of
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felt and I didn't have any because they
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are expensive and also i was a little
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bit of an iconoclast sure i was wearing
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Boris Karloff shoes on the series I mean
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I didn't have time for this all this
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frippery it was that my bolts and and so
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anyway but then I felt like okay the
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pressures off now I don't have to own
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I you know I don't have to own doc
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martens those were a uniform of special
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time and now i can just wear shoes i can
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pictures of my own accord and it's not
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necessary but i was at this art party
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and there were some other middle-aged
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party people there and a guy walked by
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and I was talking to somebody else but i
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noticed the guy go by and I point to his
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did you color those shoes yourself I
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mean did you make those shoes into those
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shoes where those a different kind of
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shoe and then you made them into the
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shoe or did that shoe come that way and
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he was not he's my age my town my whole
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season he's at my art party and I
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suspect the reason he reacted this way
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is that he knew who I was and he was
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going to give me a little bit of the
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he's gonna give me a little bit of that
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I don't know who you are now yeah
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because he knew i was but he was like I
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didn't make them
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John Fluevog made them prayer for like
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Jay flew it may be said they were made
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by a guy named John Fluevog and then he
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kept walking and I was like wow what a
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you know what a what a punky attitude
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got to get started so that one
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well so yeah that's right and so I
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turned to the guide that i'm talking to
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and I was like wow flu bugs
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that's interesting and the guy who is
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who as a person I admire said I'm One
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Flew box right now and I look down he
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had a good pair of shoes on and I was
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like those are blue box to and all of a
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sudden I felt like I was in some kind of
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weird alternate reality where everybody
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was wearing fluevog this whole time
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uh-huh and discuss what the men's shoes
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are are whimsical but they're not as
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like wonderfully delightfully cartoony
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as the girl shoes
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yeah right they're not there they're
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gorgeous delightful they're hilarious
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these are so fun
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yeah they are fun there were there
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they're fun they're wackadoodle there a
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little bit Witchiepoo
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yeah you don't know being like a little
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bit like if you're wearing a skimpy
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should come with that banks i think a
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lot of them do I think they have bangs
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or barrettes that come the breasts are
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just with the shoe bags and Brett's but
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then all of a sudden I'm feeling like
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what am I outside of some something that
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I need to be inside like a box a flu bug
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is a Seattle owned presumably like
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locally sourced blah blah blah shoe that
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I should the American American I guess
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unless they're all made in mexico but
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American ish then I felt like I should
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get on the flu bug train but then it's a
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little bit like getting a tattoo in your
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forties yeah I never had a tattoo before
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i'm going to go get a tattoo yeah we're
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going to do the attached to a lilo and
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stitch yeah just remembering an animal
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yeah Tommy's family malo malo yeah no
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I'm with you I'm with you I idea to toe
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interesting shoes i had a pair of
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fluevog that were probably those boring
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and normal flu dogs a person could buy
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advair campers money but then I kind of
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moved back into the pseudo hiking boot
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oh yeah sudo hiking's yeah I had a pair
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of campers that I found at a thrift
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store and i was very pleased with them
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because when camp when everybody's
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wearing campers I I couldn't afford them
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right didn't think i could afford them
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yeah because they were like a
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hundred-dollar expensive but I bought a
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pair of campers that were that were
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hardly worn at the store and I was
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pretty happy with that was wearing
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around all the time they were Brown not
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black feeling pretty good about it and
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then not very long ago I had Nick harmer
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in the house here and and i had about
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shoes lined up by the fireplace and I
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said nick is just by way of
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where we were on our way to a third
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location but I said Nick before we go
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take a look at the shoes here and if you
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had to get rid of three pairs of the
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issues which which three would you get
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word out so nice because I got all these
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shoes lined up by the fireplace and I
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got too many shoes huh
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which three would you get rid of time he
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said what get rid of those corny old
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campers it's not like you know it's not
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like you're still wearing campers it's
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like we're gonna wear this to the land
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shall be master sunshine and I felt like
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a dummy I felt like a cock word that
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word makes me laugh i thought my son use
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because here i am wearing campers you
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know it's like what I'm going to see
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Lambchop take along take a lot but I
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felt bad because I was I had been i was
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proud of those shoes five minutes before
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I hate that feeling
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yeah especially a middle-school ceiling
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like I love this thing that I made with
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stupid now I hate it
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well but I asked you know I was like
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material that's in general john know
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he's bass player ace player right ok ok
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but just don't houses bad he traffics in
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a world where people are wearing a
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contemporary clothes there was a little
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bit of a time there in the in the mid to
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mid 222 thousands where the really
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fashionable shoes were super long pointy
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like like just terrible looking shoe
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yeah right and and because i was because
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i was in a world of rock people who
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spent money on clothes who were like
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bleeding edge i was all the sudden
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around all these people wearing really
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dumb long pointy shoes and I said this
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is a this is a bridge too far the issues
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will never like when you find these at a
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thrift store five years from now even
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though they cost six hundred dollars
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when they were new
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please have no value issues will have no
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resale fout right it's like a trade-in
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where the trade in his results hmm
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whereas i thought a camper would
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continue to be a classic chic looks like
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a bowling shield huh
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but I guess nobody's wearing bowling
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shoes anymore either remember what you
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would go to the bowling alley and leave
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oh sure take the bowling shoes instead
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because they were better than your shoes
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yeah but i mean that's that's yeah i
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mean that that's cute but they're not
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very comfortable no precedent campers if
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memory serves campus did not have much
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of an arch now I've never understood
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what an arch does or is the notch helps
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your arch right but what's the matter i
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mean i know some people have fallen
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well I just I was raised to believe that
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that that you would never buy a pair of
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shoes unless it had what was referred to
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as a good arch-cable you wore converse
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very very like no arch you know flat as
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a flat as a a like a frisbee
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yeah I could have said pancake there
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yeah but I spent the extra two seconds
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to come up with frisbee because you want
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to pepper your language with interesting
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current analogies interesting similes
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and that is and so don't sit around
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no we didn't hurt laughter that that's
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the outer that's the Roderick difference
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that's the thing plastic frisbee it's
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just as flat as a pancake accepted still
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got a little bit of a curve deadly
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forces are really flat but now I think
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you pull up right I guess you're right
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it's a bad it's it it's a bad way of
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just took a serving dish like a like a
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charger glad as a charger if I the
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charger i feel like the charger also has
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a rounded edge to keep the gravy and
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that's true i think that is a manhole
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cover but yes flats less thickness to
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how about flat as a what-do-you-call-it
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a trivet not trade it wasn't thing we
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put hot food on the table upon a trivet
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was like like a little free the original
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yeah every overrated episode that was
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that was a lot of it was very corny i
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preferred the ones where it was serious
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plugged when they go to the depression
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that lets you know because the classic
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that classic suits i liked anyone where
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her was featured huh
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she just had that will shift you know
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just a little shimmy it's really about
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the little thing a little well for some
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yeah right other people like anything a
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lot of people don't know a lot of people
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don't admit there's a little thing in
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it's tough you know it's very difficult
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to talk about even though we're all like
[TS]
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a surrounded by porn all the time now
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you're soaking in it but no it's still
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nobody wants to talk about it unless
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you're sex-positive person that's not
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good i don't want you around that you
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know I'm something remember that when
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you hear my office I think you might
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have found my Phoenix a little bit no
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that's right your Phoenix tall i think
[TS]
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you give her a little troll ritual
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robbed on her I behind i give her a
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little troll rub she has very
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exaggerated secondary sex
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well I mean that's just how she's made
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yeah yeah yeah yeah that's you know I'm
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just as God made me sir I got bad news
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the the restaurant the made in china
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restaurant has changed it's a different
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restaurant now you can never come back
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and have the house Trotter now
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oh they were only there for like a week
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yeah and were there for that long but I
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mean you know it kind of a kind of lends
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credence to the idea was originally
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that's like a mofo training ground right
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yeah right where they were just bringing
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people in that were like starting to
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infiltrate the normal America right and
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they said here's a here's a low-impact
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way to pick an interactive people hooked
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in to the restaurant per day and all you
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have to do is bring him i have to do is
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remember what T is T has been open and
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then bring them T yeah and they'll point
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to something on the menu that has a
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number by it is a good thing about
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training John you're going to get stuff
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wrong you have to do it environment of
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trust you know and so they're gonna get
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stuff from they're going to forget what
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to do it to a tee is sometimes some of
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the photos are gonna go to forget you're
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not supposed to literally stare at
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people at the next table for two minutes
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oh yeah right no that's that's not how
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you make American friends I do feel like
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they probably pulled up stakes because
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you know and relocated somewhere else
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sort of in the vicinity you got clocked
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he would they get there they're gonna be
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aware of the fact that people start
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walking by the store looking in the
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window slowing down and then speeding
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yeah maybe they saw maybe somebody I
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wouldn't put this path somebody maybe
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somebody put a super train sticker on a
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alright pull out some smartass I think
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the movie probably like daly city or
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yeah right where you know they're still
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Americans down there they're going to be
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interacting with people I don't think we
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have any listeners in daly city probably
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you sure about that was harmless really
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really hard to know this is a call to
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hmm best resignation or whatever the
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fuck he knows where there is a the no no
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I fingernails are pretty I think your
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nails are good seems that all I ever
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wanted was a martyr something my remark
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market that's like jeremiah was a
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bullfrog lyrics that something like
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placeholder lyrics he was never famous
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yeah but but you know he did that to
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Everlong song which was David
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Letterman's favorite song oh my god one
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of the great service to germinate
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weapons favorite you to the story uh who
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do was play when his father died close
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Letterman had his heart attack
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I remember I was in a hotel room in in
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florida i believe when this happened
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he had his heart attack and his way for
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a while there I guess he came back and
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the story goes the story goes that is
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one request was when he comes back and
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this is a story but the story was that
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he would love it if food fighters came
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on the show and played his favorite song
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ever long and they were I think they
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were in Brazil and they did it
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ah it's good it's good that number man
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yeah yeah yeah that's good he's good at
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something really case on Taylor Hawkins
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Taylor Hawkins a kind of like ringing a
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bell now was he and was he in Sunny Day
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Real Estate definitely not as well no
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that was the other guy and I heard
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very interesting story about him boom
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save it just recently the only one
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David if you get a TV do you have a
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you just like any wall
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well doesn't have to be a wall but humor
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me for a minute and just as a thought
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experiment if you've got a TV of some
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size is there a place that you could put
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it that it wouldn't like being the way
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for him to move might have to move
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campers and stuff around in order to fit
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a TV into somewhere in your house
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let me think about it here where I put
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mm it's okay to say no no I'm just
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trying to think of like is their first
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of all comfortable place in my house
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that isn't currently full of something
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weird you know what I did last night I
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went on the internet then don't anybody
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else do this okay because this is my
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private world right now okay but I went
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on the internet and i bought a lot of
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old vintage bank deposit bags
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oh the the thick ones with the lock was
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sharp because some of them apparently
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this was a thing
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yeah they were embroidered with the
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names of the bank's like they were like
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a sports jacket embroidery like it like
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a letter the letter jacket that just
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says you know the bank of Allentown
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Pennsylvania Boston Mass 0312 for and I
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said those are gorgeous and then i
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looked at more of them and there are
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some of them you can find that still
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have the keys to the locks and I was
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like I gotta have all these so i got
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them all and now where the hell am I
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gonna put them you put your eyes in
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there I got you that's right and I gotta
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stack them up now somewhere and I'm
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stacking them up kinda where the TV
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would go I see ya sounds better hold off
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lo ok a party shot here just for what
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are you aware of the coppola restoration
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of the Godfather a parting shot is a
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well actually one of my favorite tumblr
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one blogs very expressive bell ring my
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friend very expressive it was discovered
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and this is included on the documentary
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that you get released with the blu-ray
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of this it was discovered that there was
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essentially not a single good usable
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single- of the Godfather in existence
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wait a minute yeah so basically there
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that paramount treated like a two-dollar
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or had just like beating the shit out of
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this thing cut out the long dissolves
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between scenes for TV and there's not a
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single good copy of anyone using
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documentary they had to go and when we
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were documentary it's a really good
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documentary that comes with the blu-ray
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of this it's one of like five blu-rays
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that I am but I'm documentary about
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about about the Godfather restoration
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which is amazingly they talk about that
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what's-his-name the the lighting guy
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Gordon Willis juror it's really really
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good you can pilots even find a free on
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YouTube right now anyway long story
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short they are they had to go in and
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cobble together the best possible copies
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of The Godfather they could find it was
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just you not gonna believe the
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before-and-afters they had to go and
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scan every single frame at 4k and hand
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fix every frame of the Godfather without
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removing the noise the beautiful film
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noise in that film and it and they put
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this thing out a few years ago called
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the coppola restoration and its really
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it's not one of those wackadoodle
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versions where everything's in
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chronological order or anything i'm just
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telling you as he says it right now you
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can go onto the itunes you buy yourself
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a copy of The Godfather colon the couple
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of restoration 1499 American out the
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door now you got that you could watch
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that on your computer box and you're
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talking about that is now that's the
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yeah well if you buy the blu-ray you get
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all three and i seen two of those women
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you buy the blu-ray but that's a that's
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a disc that's like that's like a frisbee
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explain that on your place like a
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frisbee or ar trivet yeah you have to
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watch that on your Playstation or
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now people do still have blu-ray discs i
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have blu-ray discs i have the Godfather
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three movies i have scott pilgrim vs the
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world i have the fantastic mr fox i have
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the x-men motion comic series i have i
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play let's be honest I it gets kid gets
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confused with the wii and playstation
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things but I've got I've got fewer than
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10 blu-ray properties that i own because
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blu-ray is a blight on society to use
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one less blu-ray so so sorry
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blu-ray produces an image that is really
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really stellar I mean it's yeah so you
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know when they say like 1080p the
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payments progressive which means that
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that is a 1080 pixels high image that
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won't pixel for pixel every single image
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that every frame of that is its own
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painted image it's not interlacing to
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save space and on a big TV it looks
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really really really good using blu-ray
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remember hate using DVD player
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it's like three times worse blu-ray it's
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a total show my DVD player the thing I
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hated most about it was that you had to
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use a screwdriver to get the door open
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was that feature who seems like it's
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like the first time it was a mistake and
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the third time it was a riff just with a
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call they call it the college that's how
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you make that movie jazz is another
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really good tumblr fancy well you know
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picture-in-picture was my favorite 80s
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detective show pics on Tesla huh here
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Watch reboot that's the thing i do all
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the time but when it because my new
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flash player tiny anything's little bit
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misleading little things after i just
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had to redo my flash because it wouldn't
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play any of the advertisements on bring
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I'm sorry how did you get the pop-up I
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got the pop-up so right for a long time
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I was like sorry can't play that I
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because you don't have the news flash
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and I was like fuck you you know i don't
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want the newsflash fuck you I don't want
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to see your thing and then John even a
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free eel ok even a free eel is still an
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eel it's tony why do they have to do why
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don't they just met but they make
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anybody used to just leave it
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yeah Steve Jobs didn't want to use flash
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know he had a letter about it
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yes Steve Jobs had a whole thing is he
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like soil the turtleneck over it and and
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and i agree like the I mean thank you
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very much for the free program
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I appreciate it it's wonderful why don't
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we just like integrated now just video
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streams like let go let go let go let go
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let go let go let go let god I can't
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hold it back anymore let it go let it go
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something something something melody
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ticket to mana that's a good movie m1 is
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wanna go on sir no wanna means maze
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it means family and her family behind
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hello the maze haha oh no no I don't
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hear about the maze spoiler my people
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call it means what you could get that
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one right that's good
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