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00:00:02 ◼   ► dreams but ok no it's not know that [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► saying I get my first thing I can you [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► don't normally open with dreams my [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► friend so one might have been a [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► follow-up and i feel kind of almost [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► guilty now to our Norwegian listeners [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► after my fun little joke last episode [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► about Magnus Carlsen being from sweden [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► who chose deliberately said and then [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► pointed out he was no agent who that did [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► cause a minor kerfuffle among Norwegians [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► who love their Magnus mhm so apologies [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► to those people it was a joke which I [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► said very quickly it was check but how [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► much feedback did you get ready because [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► you are deliberately provoking feedback [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► from people who listen to the podcast [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► pause immediately in their rage and [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► reply to you so I'm curious how much [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► feedback along those lines that you [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► actually get from people probably 20 to [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► 30 people that's not too bad that's not [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► too bad and I did get a few tweets where [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► people were like tweeting angrily at me [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► and then a few seconds later like [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► sending apology tweaks ok my favorite [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► which i think is shared with the Twitter [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► audience was i was looking at my [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► timeline and there was one person who [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► followed me two seconds later angrily [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► tweeted me five seconds later sent a [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► tweet saying sorry and you could see the [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► whole thing play out on the Twitter [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► timeline maybe sometimes quite funny i [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► will point out that Magnus Carlsen did [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► win the World Chess Championship did he [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► ok did but in circumstances that make me [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► unhappy [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► oh why what happened well they play best [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► of 12 which might sound silly because [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► it's an even number because you get so [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► many drawers in chess [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► it's irrelevant whether you play an even [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► or odd number of games really they won [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► one game h and all of the rest were [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► drawn this was against the Russian [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► sergej karyakin em it was six points all [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► after 12 games because you get half a [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► point h4 draw and then the way they [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► decided that was with this tiebreaker [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► situation and there was this series of [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► tiebreakers they were going to go [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► through the first was in one day they [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► played a best-of for rapid chess games [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► I'll experience yeah maybe it was like [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► our which game and if that didn't sorted [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► out they were going to go to a faster [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► version who and if that didn't work out [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► they were then going to go to this form [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► of chess called Armageddon Jess [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► just got super EXTREME time limits and [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► if no one has won by the time limit then [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► the person playing the black pieces is [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► declared the winner [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► so there has to be a winner of [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► Armageddon chess wow that seems deeply [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► unfair on every level [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► well I guess you know what has the [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► advantage of starting and I don't know [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► it didn't matter because it was sorted [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► out in the rapid chess in the first [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► investor for they played two drawers and [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► then Carson one the next to him to be [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► crowned world champion they already have [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► like World Championships of these other [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► speeds of chess and so I think deciding [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► like the ultimate world chess champion [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► in the long form of the game having it [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► then decided with this other form of [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► chess is deeply wrong em and also it's [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► well-known that Magnus Carlsen is very [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► good team is very good object so before [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► effort but he's considered to have an [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► even greater advantage over karaoke at [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► speed chess and I think the feeling was [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► once things sort of evened out he would [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► be happy to play for the drawer because [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► he thought he could take out the Russian [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► in the space which he then did and i [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► think this is unfair and a wrong way to [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► have sorted out the world chess [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► championship in the long form of the [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► game to have the world champion [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► basically decided by the guy who's the [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► best at rapid chess and I'm not happy i [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► still think houses the best chess player [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► in the world and perhaps I think the [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► fairest thing to have done with a draw [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► championship would be for the defending [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► champion to have kept his title anyway [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► so I'm quite happy that Magnus Carlsen [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► has remained world champion but I don't [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► like that it was sorted out in this [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► speedy chess format [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► yeah i'm going to completely agree with [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► you here i mentioned last time that you [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► know I used to play chess and then I got [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► kind of bored with the game when I [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► realized it's about recognizing patterns [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► but i did for awhile continue to play [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► very rapid speed chess so where you put [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► maybe five or ten minutes on the clock [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► for both people that was fun because it [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► was just a totally different game you [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► couldn't spend a lot of time thinking [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► about stuff but i imagine for [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► grandmasters you are really honed in on [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► the precise nature of the game that the [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► difference between the long-form version [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► and the hour version like might as well [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► be because speed chess kind of game i [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► totally agree with you it's like if [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► they're doing a faster version of chess [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► at the end it feels like they should [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► almost just [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► arm wrestle for the championship [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► athletic field a little bit like we're [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► going to decide the world champion of [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► one game by playing another game i agree [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► with you i don't like it i think they [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► should just keep playing until somebody [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► breaks the draw if it takes a hundred [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► games like just keep playing that they [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► should do that could have been pretty [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► awesome [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► just so you know by the way rapid chess [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► can have different speeds between 10 and [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► 60 minutes in this particular case it [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► was 25 minutes with 10 second increments [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► / move that's still reasonably fast [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► though [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► interesting yeah the Blitz game if it [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► went to that it would have been five [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► minutes with three seconds experiments [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► yeah and then if it went to the [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► Armageddon game which kinda would have [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► been Kirko it's actually white pieces [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► get five minutes and the black pieces [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► get four minutes on the clock [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► yeah like I agree with you it would be [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► kind of cool to see it go to this [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► Armageddon version but it feels totally [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► arbitrary this feels unsatisfactory this [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► to me feels very much like what's called [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► a penalty shootout in soccer [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► are you familiar with a penalty shootout [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► that's the thing at the end where they [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► kick four times five times h soccer [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► games drawn and a draw is unacceptable [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► for some reason like it's a knockout [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► game in the world cup of something that [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► would just take penalty kicks from the [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► penalty spot past the goalkeeper which [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► also i've always thought was a deeply [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► unfair way to decide a soccer game [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► because of such a niche discipline of [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► the game but I guess you've got to sort [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► out drawers in a timely way sometimes I [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► don't know I feel like if it matters as [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► much we should just keep going and argue [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► with you with the soccer games like just [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► keep playing someone will eventually [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► score a point we might be here for five [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► hours but what's the problem [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► let's keep going you do have a slight [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► problem as well though this is another [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► famous story that i'm assuming you won't [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► be familiar with bit of a classic in the [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► world of sport em and that is in tennis [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► tennis sets our first to win six games [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► okay but you have to win by two so you [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► can win the set 6-4 6-3 or 60 but you [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► can't win 6-5 huh [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► ok so there's a margin you have to [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► overcome yeah you have to win by two [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► this is to compensate for the fact that [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► person who serves in a game has a big [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► advantage so you have got to break the [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► other person serve at least once this is [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► why I exist I like your intense sports [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► voice you use this every once in a while [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► when you're talking about four [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► this is my favorite stuff it used to be [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► in the olden times you would just keep [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► playing mm and it could go to 86 or it [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► could go to ten eight and you would keep [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► playing until someone got an advantage [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► of to someone broke the other person [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► serve this resulted in the introduction [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► of the tiebreaker [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► so if set up Tenace gets to 60 who you [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► play sort of a special kind of mini game [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► called a tiebreaker is like a penalty [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► shootout or like a blitz game of chess [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► whoever wins that tiebreaker wins the [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► set 7-6 you move on to the next set but [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► in Grand Slam tournaments such as [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► Wimbledon it's considered unfair to [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► decide the whole match on tiebreakers so [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► inside a men's game which is best to 5 [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► sets the first four sets can be decided [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► by tiebreakers ok but if you get to two [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► sets all and you're playing the fifth [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► and deciding set it's considered unfair [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► to decide that with a tiebreaker [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► so it goes to the old-fashioned way of [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► you have to win by two and like you're [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► saying you could play forever you just [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► keep taking it in turns games one person [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► serving the other person serving until [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► someone wins the set by 2m it was a very [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► famous match in 2010 [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► Edwin wouldn't between a guy called John [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► Isner from the United States and a guy [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► called Nicholas mahout who is a French [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► is no won the first set 6-4 and then my [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► hope on the second set 6-3 and then the [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► next two sets both went to tie breakers [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► and we shared so it came to the fifth [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► set both of them are quite good servers [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► so it's hard to break their serve and [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► this this set went for a long time and [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► in fact it was finally won by Isner the [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► final set was one 72-68 haha why I and [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► the tennis match went for over 11 hours [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► and was played over three days [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► whoa one was serving than the other was [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► serving and like they couldn't break [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► each other serve and it just kept going [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► it's been called the endless match wow [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► so that's the danger you could have had [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► with karyakin & Carlson imagine that a [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► year-and-a-half just draw after draw [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► after draw maybe in retrospect I am [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► under estimating just how closely [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► matched [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► the best in the world can be and sew my [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► formula of just keep playing until you [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► break the draw might actually be a [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► terrible idea under many more [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► circumstances then I think it would be I [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► would still prefer or you just say that [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► the world champion retains their crown [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► if they can't be beaten in the format is [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► given to the Challenger I don't know I [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► guess that's to be unsatisfying in this [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► day and age but but i think that seems [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► not unreasonable [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► ok i do have to say Brady they're [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► listening to you describe lovingly all [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► of the little details of the sport which [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► rapidly fly by me as soon as you have [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► said them i feel like i am forever [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► dreading and looking forward to the [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► inevitable day when you take me to a [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► cricket phone and explain all of the [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► crickets like this is ben on our list of [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► things to do for a long time I do want [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► to have it happen but listening to you [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► talk now and I have that feeling of like [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► that'll be a fun day and also an [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► incredibly mentally exhausting and make [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► sure though I'm so frustrated by already [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► because it hasn't even happened and I [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► because it's such a balancing act [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► between just understanding the [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► fundamentals of the game the rules of [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► the game and then the nuance in the game [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► within the game which is what people [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► love so much but you can't appreciate [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► that until you understand the game you [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► know you don't know which way to sort of [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► Tippett do i lovingly explain the game [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► within the game and the notes or do I [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► have to just explain the basic rules and [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► hard to get that right i mean this is [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► actually like what our job is with [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► making educational YouTube videos as [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► well write it like this is always the [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► problem especially when you assume that [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► the person listening like in his case [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► with cricket knows essentially nothing [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► you can very quickly work yourself into [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► a situation where it's hard as the more [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► knowledgeable person to know where to [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► begin [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► because yeah it's like there's lots of [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► stuff that's interesting once you know [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► all of the background but it can be kind [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► of hard to disentangle what's confusing [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► for someone new to this topic and I [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► think with the sports stuff which you [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► may find is you might have to go away [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► more basic than your even imagining [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► because it probably lots of things [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► common to all sports that are you just [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► don't even realize that I am unaware of [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► that we might have to start with ground [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► assumptions so okay so the reason [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► uploaded up [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► was because we have a little bit of [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► follow-up we were talking about the new [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► Norwegian banknotes a while ago which [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► will call had some quite cool designs [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► and i was contacted by Tim the other day [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► and he told me that their official now [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► the ones that we discussed way back when [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► linked to in the show notes have been [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► slightly tweaked since and honed and [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► refined and signed off and they have now [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► got their final newly-designed banknote [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► soon they don't look much different to [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► me they're pretty much how we discussed [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► the last time was sort of nautical [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► objects and things like lighthouses and [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► fishing boats and then on the other side [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► a really weird [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► abstract blurred pixelation of the same [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► images but that was all well and good [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► but then I was trying to read a bit more [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► about it thinking our how people [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► responding to them and at that point I [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► realized that actually still not in [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► circulation yet this is one of these new [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► stories that has about 18 folks starts [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► like water on Mars we don't have water [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► on Mars exactly what ya say although the [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► designs have been finalized they don't [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► start hitting people's wallets and [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► purses who until around the middle of [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► next year but one thing that i did find [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► interesting was this new story i read [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► who said these banknotes have been [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► described as the world's most beautiful [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► banknotes in quotes and I thought that's [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► interesting i wonder who did that and [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► then I've done a bit more digging and it [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► seems like there's no real source to it [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► and actually comes from the norwegian [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► bank itself was that by black the [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► designers mum ahead of the bank or some [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► official design organization and it did [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► make me think it's amazing how just [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► throwing something out there and [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► especially putting it in quotes [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► actually I've got an idea I'm gonna do [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► it tweet i'm just gonna write hello [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► Internet colon and then quite max [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► world's most interesting podcast haha [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► what I'll do then is I put a little dash [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► 26 day because when you do that as well [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► it seems like more official [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► ok perfect i'm putting that out there [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► alright i'll retweet it helps spread [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► along [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► you read it first on Twitter so no way [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► may have the world's most beautiful [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► banknotes and they're now being [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► discussed on the world's most [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► interesting podcast just putting that [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► quote out there we had a few retweets [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► and likes already so words getting out [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► I've been you are a fan of these [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► banknotes as am i what do you think of [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► world's most beautiful banknotes are you [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► willing to endorse that again i'm a fan [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► of these notes but that exact quote like [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► the world's most beautiful i'm not sure [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► i could sign off on that maybe they're [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► the world's coolest banknotes that's [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► what it should be right [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► Brady Haran 2016 world's coolest [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► banknotes but what this doesn't seem to [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► me like is is almost designed by [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► committee like they've made some bold [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► choices [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► it doesn't mean that i necessarily like [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► everything that they have done but I [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► like that they're visually distinct [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► banknotes they look different from other [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► stuff that I've seen thumbs up on this [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► one [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► norway but most beautiful i'm not 100% [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► sure I like your description way better [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► maybe the bank of norway will update [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► their website have my description [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► instead that would be a code for the [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► world's most interesting podcast on this [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► holiday season episode of Hello internet [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► i want to welcome a fantastic new [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► sponsor to the show away first-class [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► luggage at a coach price just the other [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► day I found waiting for me in my office [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► a surprise this company had shipped me [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► their travel luggage to take a look at [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► and i have to say i am really picky [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► about this stuff but i am very very [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► impressed with their luggage away is a [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► company that was founded by two friends [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► from New York who found themselves at [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► JFK with dead phones delayed flights and [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► a bright idea luggage with power that's [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► actual electrical power is what they're [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► talking about here [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► not only have they manufactured a very [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► high-quality really sturdy suitcase [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► they've also put into it a battery with [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► USB and micro USB outlets to charge all [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► of your devices while you're traveling [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► I don't know about you but I'm traveling [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► I always get really paranoid about the [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► battery on my phone actually paranoid [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► isn't the right word because i really do [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► run into this problem all the time where [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► my phone just runs out of charge when [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► I'm traveling even if i put in low-power [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► mode it becomes a thing that I have to [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► babysit but away luggage with their [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► built-in battery will allow you to [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► charge your iphone 5 times over having [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► that while you're traveling is just such [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► an incredible piece of mind it takes the [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► phone's battery from something that you [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► have to worry about and that you have to [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► babysit to something that you just never [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► have to think about but this is just one [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► of the features that impressed me with [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► his suitcase [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► they're also using just such [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► high-quality materials it just feels [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► like a really solid suitcase as soon as [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► you touch it so many suitcases they're [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► really flimsy right the zippers don't [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► sleep very well at the at the outside [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► materials don't feel sturdy and strong [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► not this suitcase [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► it's made with premium German [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► polycarbonate unrivaled in strength and [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► impact resistance while still being very [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► lightweight the other thing that really [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► matters is it's a four-wheel suitcase [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► now if you've never used a four-wheel [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► suitcase you need to change the way you [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► live right now if you think two wheels [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► is adequate you are wrong the difference [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► between four wheels and two wheels on a [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► suitcase is just as big as the [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► difference between two wheels and no [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► wheels being able to take a suitcase and [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► have it have it by your side all the [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► time like a really well heeled dog [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► changes the way you can move around an [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► airport the suitcases always just right [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► by your side it changes the way you [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► interact with lines it changes the way [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► you move in a crowd [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► it changes the turning radius that you [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► can make when you're moving around [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► it's so fantastic but not all four [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► wheels suitcases are made the same so [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► when they sent me the suitcase i took it [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► out the other night on rough London [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► streets under all sorts of different [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► circumstances to make sure that these [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► wheels worked really well and i have to [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► say they pass with flying colors [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► there are so many features about this [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► thing I couldn't possibly run through [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► them all but i just i do want to mention [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► just a couple other [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► things they have a tsa approved [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► combination lock that is built right [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► into the top of the bag to help secure [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► your belongings but also make sure that [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► the security agencies in the United [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► States don't rip open your bags if they [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► ever want to take a look on the inside [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► that's the thing that will really ruin [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► your day right American security in the [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► airlines is enough of a hassle [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► it's really unpleasant when they tear [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► open your bag to get inside of it a tsa [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► approved lock that will avoid a really [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► unpleasant situation on the other end of [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► your flight [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► so this is also like four wheels a bag [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► has to have a tsa approved lock on it [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► of course the carry-on size is compliant [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► with all us major airlines while also [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► maximizing the amount that you can [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► possibly pack inside of it with this [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► clever patent-pending compression system [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► that they're using which is quite neat [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► there's just so much about this that [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► makes it a really great suitcase [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► it's obviously like an engineering [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► mindset applied to the problem of [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► traveling and packing they're so [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► confident in this suitcase they offer a [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► lifetime warranty if anything breaks [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► they'll fix it or replace it and they [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► give you a 100-day trial to use it you [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► can take the suitcase on flights for [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► three months to put it through its paces [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► and see that it is the correct suitcase [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► for you and if you don't like it you can [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► return it for a full refund no questions [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► asked so right now go to away travel.com [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► /h I to get twenty dollars off your [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► suitcase when you use the promo code [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► each I during checkout and if you order [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► by 1 p.m. eastern on december twenty [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► first with two day shipping your [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► suitcase will arrive in time for the [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► holiday which could be great for your [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► travel or it could make a great gift [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► I'm just saying you know it's a [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► fantastic suitcase and we all know [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► people who have really sad suitcases and [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► we're very likely to see them during the [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► holidays so fantastic gift if you want [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► to do that as well and if you're a [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► really last-minute shopper or you're [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► listening to this podcast late egift [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► cards are also available and also much [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► smaller to put under the Christmas tree [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► so once again thank you to away travel [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► for sponsoring this episode of [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► hello internet and you should go to away [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► travel.com /h I to check out their [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► suitcase and get twenty dollars off with [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► promo code [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► eh I got a couple of you a mess [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► I like this one hello Brady I'm a [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► firefighter/paramedic in Virginia [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► stumbled across hello internet broadcast [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► recently I listen quite often during [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► training exercises and workouts station [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► due to the nature of the job i have [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► quite a bit of downtime and I've [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► listened to the first 40 podcast in [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► about three weeks time [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► not bad so within a month i should be [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► caught up to current i wanted to share [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► an interesting story regarding the [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► podcast at my job i was listening during [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► a workout and we received a cold for a [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► structure fire just down the straight I [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► rest you're throwing my gear and jump in [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► the truck to head to the incident upon [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► arrival there was heavy smoking showing [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► from the structure a very frantic lady [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► ran up to us she stated her dog was [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► still in the structure on the second [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► floor [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► oh no hehe lapses into normal language [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► as we entered the house so we now know [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► what the structure is what I somehow [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► restarted the podcast in my pocket and [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► still had the earbuds yet I ironically [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► was listening to the story of Derek the [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► skydiver in episode 44 jump out of [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► planes while listening to the podcast so [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► nice little symmetry there and although [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► it was absolutely incidental I just [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► wanted to let you know that you and grey [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► played a small part in saving a golden [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► retriever from a burning building [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► haha not bad eh that's fantastic [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► yeah I like that one and it does sound [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► very legitimate with the firefighter [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► lingo that that's fine yeah i mean like [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► all these stories it could be made up i [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► believe it i believe it's true there was [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► no photographic verification provided [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► which i always enjoy in emails but for [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► all i know that could be a work of [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► fanfiction but if so well dad yet i'll [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► let it pass but next time if you're a [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► firefighter saving a dog in a burning [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► building we would like the headcam [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► footage with the hello Internet audio [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► playing in the background at the same [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► time just to be sure that would get your [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► hello Internet medal of honor [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► I also wanted to share another viewer [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► interaction from a while ago I can't [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► believe I forgot to tell the story but [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► also i just realized I'm on brilliant [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► accidental pun form today because this [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► will be a truncated version of a story [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► about trunks because as you know huh [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► I don't mind an old trunk an old steamer [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► trunk from the good old days you have a [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► magnificent one in your the coffee table [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► in our lounge is a lovely old steamer [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► trunk with old initials stenciled on it [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► still some old stickers from the days [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► when it was going on ships and things i [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► love that they've got like names painted [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► on them and have quite a bit of a story [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► to that my life that I've got a history [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► and they're also nice-looking objects [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► and they're quite useful for storing [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► things as well so it's win win win so I [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► recently had an email from a team in New [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► Zealand who came across a trunk they [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► thought i might like I've got it here in [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► the room next to me you can tell how the [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► story is going to end already [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► it was used on a passenger liner called [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► the SS ionic not believers in ionic bond [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► mhm traveling New Zealand to London and [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► the passengers name which is painted on [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► a rather ornately is miss Heron bloom [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► but it's always been my dream to find a [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► trunk with like be JH but to have one [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► with my surname which is reasonably [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► unusual woman was a go so this is tim [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► from museums and look what i just found [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► in an antique store like around the [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► corner [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► hmm and I was like can you go back and [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► take some more pictures of a say went [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► back and took more pictures and send [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► them to me and I was like you just gotta [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► buy that thing get a buyer for me now [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► and send it to me I don't care about the [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► cost [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► so he did a national guy paid him the [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► money [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► apparently he did a bit of negotiating [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► for you got a few new zealand dollars [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► knocked off the price and then he [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► shipped it to me i think the shipping [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► cost more than the trunk itself right of [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► course of course and it now has pride of [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► place in one of my officers here i'll [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► post a picture in the show notes that [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► people want to see my miss Heron trunk [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► is quite big [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► I think you could probably fit seven [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► Audrey's and maybe have us this is the [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► trunk large enough first 72 arts [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► yeah maybe and you have to pack them in [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► tightly of course of words that's a [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► decent size but it was that was an [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► absolute code so thank you very much [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► that isn't absolute q i have just [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► delighted at the idea of you doing [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► antique shopping through twitter is [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► essentially what you're doing like [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► crowd-sourced antique shopping is what's [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► occurring here this is amazing [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► can I put a shout-out for the other [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► thing I'm in the market for the moment i [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► sent any teams can help me out with my [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► antiquing [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► oh god please go right ahead i guarantee [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► you this will not be cut [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► ok the thing I'm in the market for at [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► the moment and I'm finding it hard to [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► find and I do have very strict [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► requirements because the room I need to [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► get in is very difficult room to [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► negotiate large objects into and also [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► obviously it has to be in the UK because [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► it's a big heavy thing i want what i [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► wanted a moment for my second office [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► slash film studio right is an old-school [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► text studies bench with a couple of [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► vices on it you know those old wooden [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► ones that have got like a million old [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► marks and dents in them i don't know [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► what you mean a text Eddie bench [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► what do you call the subject at school [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► where you would do that would work and [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► things like that [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► oh I got like a shop class i think is [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► that what you mean they're called tech [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► studies in the UK and in no case [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► Australia so I want those old wooden [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► benches where you would do would work at [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► school on probably from an old school [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► and I want to be able dented up and have [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► things engraved in it and I have a real [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► history in a story that i might like you [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► know buffered up and polish it a bit [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► that would look nice would not i think [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► that would look at it that would look [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► absolutely lovely [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► so I'm on ebay looking at them so don't [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► just send me that obvious ones on ebay [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► because I would have seen them already [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► it does have to be a little on the small [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► side but if you know you work in a [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► school in the UK and you're throwing [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► away your text of these benches and [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► there but i will be fussy well in [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► particular my wife especially will be [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► fancy but i'm in the market so let me [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► keep an eye out people maybe we need to [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► coordinate this on a separate thread on [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► the hello Internet subreddit or [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► something we'll see if we can try and [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► crowdsource this for you in an organized [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► fashion I would love that if we had like [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► a just little subreddit for helping [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► Brady find his woodworking bench [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► I didn't realize that you immediately [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► are jumping to a dedicated subreddit big [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► this is going to happen frequently ina [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► not a dedicated separate just a threat [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► just a thread [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► alright i'll i'll put a thread in the [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► show notes for people to try to organize [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► this for you Brady I really want this to [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► happen [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► well its most interesting podcast so [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► gray we're approaching Christmas we are [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► approaching Christmas of rapidly i have [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► a couple of Christmas related items [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► something I've complained about before [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► is becoming an increasingly common [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► complaint in the world at large but it [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► has just reached ridiculous proportions [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► now and there is some of the packaging [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► being used by amazon for receiving [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► products i'm talking oversized packaging [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► mhm the other day I had to buy two rolls [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► of brown-paper you know sort of the [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► butcher's type paper using numberphile [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► videos like a roll of wrapping paper [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► basically that size and two rolls put my [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► order in a couple of days later for [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► whatever reason the person who is [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► supplying it only had one roll available [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► and i had to wait a week for the second [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► one so only one arrived and i am not [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► kidding [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► the box it arrived in was the size of a [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► human coffin [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► I could have fit inside this box and I [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► open it up and I had lots and lots of [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► like stuffing paper in there to stop [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► this one small roll of paper from [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► bouncing around me and I took out my one [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► little roll of wrapping paper and I had [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► this enormous box that was so big I had [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► to take it to the tip because i couldn't [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► put it anywhere else [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► no really mm and then a few days later I [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► happened to be out when the second roll [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► arriving and sure enough it arrives in a [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► second coffin and the person because I [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► wasn't gonna take inside the delivery [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► man or delivery woman had to leave it [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► outside my house by the front lens and [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► it was raining so also got rained on the [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► stuff was okay in the end but i had to [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► go to the tip a second time this time [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► with a huge sopping wet cardboard [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► coffins and throw that one in the tip as [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► well and i was at the tip and I was I [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► was throwing this thing away and some [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► other guy was throwing something away [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► next to me and I said look at this could [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► you believe it i got in this huge thing [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► just for a small thing of wrapping paper [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► that which sent him off on a rant about [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► all the things he'd been receiving from [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► amazon with like he received one thing [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► from amazon that had stuffing paper in [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► there as well for protection [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► he measured and I had 30 meters of paper [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► in this box or condensed down to look [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► after whatever was in the box [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► he was so amazed he measured the paper [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► because he couldn't believe that this is [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► getting crazy it and I know they're [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► doing it for efficiency reason and i [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► know you don't care that much about [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► small things to help the environment [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► when only big things matter but this is [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► getting ridiculous [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► you are assuming things here and one of [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► these is like this is exactly the kind [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► of case where I think it does matter to [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► care because how many packages amazon [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► ship to my house alone hundreds a day as [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► far as i can tell right so if like if [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► you can get amazon to make their [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► packaging slightly smaller using less [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► materials like I think that's the kind [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► of thing that does have a reasonable [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► impact and it works at scale so i assume [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► like you're probably assuming that [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► Amazon is doing this because on whatever [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► spreadsheets they're using having a [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► smaller number of different sized boxes [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► to work with is more efficient for them [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► than having exactly the right size box [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► but I have definitely been [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► super-effective getting boxes that just [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► seemed comically miss sized for the [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► object that is being shipped and my [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► personal favorite example was just a [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► couple months ago i bought like a USB [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► thumb drive that I needed to transfer [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► some files back and forth so anything [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► that was literally the size of my thumb [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► came in a box that was the size of a [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► shoebox [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► but don't just write off like oh I don't [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► care about the environment and small [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► changes like this is exactly the kind of [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► thing that I think does matter in trying [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► to pressure a company like Amazon into [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► using more efficient material because [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► they must ship a bazillion boxes [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► absolutely everywhere [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► the only thing that's given me a small [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► amount of sympathy for them which is [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► happening the last week or two as [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► projekt revolution has started ramping [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► up as I can see why you would want to [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► overprotect items [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► mm because dealing with every email and [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► every everything about some mind a bit [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► of damage to a project revolution has [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► become difficult and time-consuming and [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► I completely understand i'm not [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► complaining because if you know that's [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► how it isn't for every person that one [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► record is very important to them and [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► it's not right it's not right so I'm not [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► complaining about the people [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► mm but it does make me realize that [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► it's difficult and like no matter what [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► you do or how well your package [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► something you know things happen and [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► then it becomes difficult so I have got [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► a little bit of sympathy for [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► overprotecting items but you do not need [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► a coffin for a rather paper or a shoe [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► box for a thumb drive your learning that [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► being a one-man logistics distributor is [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► actually quite difficult [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► that's Julie over there yeah and I do [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► feel like that despite having a [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► logistics company that supposed to be [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► doing the work for my customer support [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► is always quite a lot of it whenever you [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► do anything anyway we're getting there [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► people have been sending loads of photos [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► of them with their records and that's [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► really been exciting so keep them coming [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► and I hope you're all enjoying the vinyl [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► edition those of you who are partaking [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► let's stay on christmas day because i [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► have another Christmas story i'm really [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► curious as to what you're going to think [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► about is a moral standpoint or rightness [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► or wrongness ok there's a bit of fun [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► neither you or I have human children I [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► have doggie children but we don't have [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► human children that's fantastic way to [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► phrase that that's correct yes [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► neither of us have human children i [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► agree with some of my relatives do have [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► been spending a bit of time with [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► recently and I was with my nephew [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► recently and his parents and i was [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► introduced to a piece of technology that [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► they are using to help with behavior [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► control will i'm familiar with all the [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► different modes of behavior control of [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► children leave and I'm also quite [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► familiar with christmas-related ones I [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► don't know if you have you ever heard of [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► the elf on the shelf [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► I have heard of this and it just sounds [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► creepy to me but I've only heard about [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► this in passing so my understanding of [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► the elf on the shelf is that it's a [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► stuffed toy elf that you put on the [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► shelf and then you tell the child that [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► it's like Santa's spy who's watching you [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► all the time to make sure that you're [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► being good is that the basic idea of the [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► alfond the shell and that show yet [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► that's aI don't know if it's stuffed by [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► it is it's a toy elf movie [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► it comes with a book and you read the [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► child the book at the side of the [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► christmas season which explains the [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► backstory I don't know what the [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► backstory is and they give the Alpha [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► name and they're not to touch the over [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► there told if they touch the off the [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► world will end or something like so [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► trust me too [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► gonna absolutely petrified actually elf [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► and I have heard stories of children [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► calling 911 in fear after they have [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► touched their off accidentally k sounds [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► a little too effective [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► uh-huh yeah yeah but usually sitting in [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► accessible places to help with this no [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► changing thing but every night while the [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► child is a sleep it moves i think we all [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► know how but that's not saying case [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► there any belief is listening [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► ok also terrifying ok excited to be like [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► our look at last night they only move [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► from the top of the Christmas tree to [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► the kitchen cupboard or something but it [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► is watching them and so you can use this [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► with little helpful reminders like all [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► you sure you want to break that [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► christmas ornament when the help of [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► others watching so it's very effective [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► I sometimes have jerked why can't you [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► just use this all year round but I [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► imagine it would lose its effectiveness [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► and anybody works when their Christmas [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► presents an imminent we have a bit of [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► carrot and stick going on [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► so anyway that's the off on the Shelf [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► it's been quite a zeitgeist you think I [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► think for a few years now that sounds [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► absolutely terrifying the way to [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► describe it i didn't realize that the [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► elf moves that sounds like the plot of a [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► horror movie [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► I would just think like maybe the elf [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► gets closer write the words you're being [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► right you wake up in the morning right [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► in the alphas right next to your head [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► don't touch it attractive but it's right [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► if you've been very bad or like we go [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► into a room and it's like 90 of them hit [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► you have a string and you better get [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► through it my legs and back without the [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► alphas brought all of his friends [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► because you've been very naughty writing [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► and seeing what you're doing like a god [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► it's happened to the awful but all you [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► have like 10 of them surrounding your TV [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► remote control anyway I quite like it [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► because it's like you know may I like [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► books and toys and it's a bit [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► old-fashioned it seems like something [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► from another time [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► it really does it seems like a bygone [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► tradition or something it's surprising [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► that the new thing but technology has [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► moved on and last week I was shown as [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► sort of a more modern equivalent [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► apparently there's a few of these around [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► I've just got one of them [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► this is an app you have on your phone [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► and I've got one here called Santa Claus [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► it's the 2016 version of elf on the [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► shelf because what happens is you [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► configure the app and if you pay money [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► you can configure it with even more [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► power but i'm just using the free [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► version here so i'm using edit most [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► limited and what happens is this [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► that allows Santa Claus to call your [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► phone in front of your child then [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► conversations can in see you let me give [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► you an example [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► I'm gonna open up my app now what is [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► this app called it's called Santa Claus [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► so i've configured the app i'm now going [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► to shed your the call you can [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► pre-program very save as and I've [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► programmed 14 someone called gray who is [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► my five-year-old child health ok and you [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► can choose a long list of reasons for [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► the Santa coaling the reason for this [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► call is going to be a check on behavior [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► to check if behaving and then you can [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► tell the app when this mysterious phone [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► call is going to arrive i'm going to say [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► let's have immediately so say my [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► five-year-old Gray's being naughty or I [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► want to modify his behavior i feel [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► really uncomfortable right now but i [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► will sneakily pull out my app i will [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► configure this call and let me press the [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► button and then what happens in a few [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► seconds my fine we'll go black so it [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► looks like its inactive because kids [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► notice stuff and then my phone has about [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► to go black [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► it's gone black and here we go what [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► happens so good on speaker and a picture [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► of Santa Clauses incoming call from [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► Santa Claus with a red or a green find a [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► press grain to accept the call has a [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► picture of Santa oppressed [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► there's even a timer like a plan who [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► would have [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► my name Trey [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► I need to have you on the phone I [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► yes I'm five [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► I just want [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► she all bigger promise [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► so anyway I just hang up on sanchez Cole [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► ended I swear to god that feels like [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► real life black mirrors somehow just [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► feel like something out of a button [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► I couldn't decide if it was good or bad [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► I was talking to my nephew's parents [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► about it because they've been using it [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► but it's gotten to a point there with a [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► bit scared to use it because their [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► little boy he's a great little boy honey [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► like he did something naughty the other [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► day which he rarely does and the minute [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► he did it he like looked at the phone [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► yeah and he thought said it was about to [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► coldplay Santa keeps calling whenever [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► he's snorting oh he looked at the phone [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► and started like trembling so the [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► parents like I can go to start this but [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► I mean when you first had that thing [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► ring and started playing the music okay [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► this is the first time I've ever heard [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► it but I thought man that would take [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► about one exposure to develop a movie in [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► response right to that music writer just [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► like horror and I'm in trouble in the [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► same way that you know you should never [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► set a sound or a tune that you like as [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► your alarm clock in the morning because [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► you will grow too low that song that [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► thing makes it feel like Santa Claus is [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► terrifying and the whole piece easy when [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► you're sleeping he knows when you're [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► awake things like obviously that's [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► creepy if you think about it but [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► something about the way that I have says [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► that was like Santa directly addressing [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► you that like I watch you while you [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► sleep it's ok it's a cunning to it looks [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► just like a phone call you know it's got [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► the green and the red icons gotta [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► counter when the phone call starts like [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► a time after her and like a little icon [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► for Santa so you can see the person [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► who's calling its its devious yeah I [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► find that scary and terrifying i can see [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► how this stuff is useful for parents but [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► something about it makes me uneasy in a [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► way that I can't quite define if you are [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► willing to pay [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► there's all sorts of things you can [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► build into it like me you can take a [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► picture of your house and then when you [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► in conversations with Santa a picture of [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► your house will come up and if you [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► haven't got a chimney hill explain how [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► he can get into your house without a [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► chimney and so the whole charade their [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► asset is really really elaborate it's [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► really full-on would you use that on a [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► human child Brady would you feel [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► comfortable using that on a human child [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► well we're about to talk about some [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► things about Santa Claus that young [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► people might not want to hear right [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► we're going to discuss them center [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► secrets people [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► here's your warning hoho so in that [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► context how is it different from what [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► we've been doing all their lives with [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► Santa Claus what we've been doing this [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► for years anyway this is just a new tool [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► in the arsenal we take kids to sit on [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► Santa's lap and tell them that Santa and [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► he said services what you want for [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► christmas and I'm gonna bring your stuff [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► for Christmas so to look at this app and [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► say that's outrageous how can we be to [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► saving children like this like we don't [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► already i'm not saying that it's [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► outrageous [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► I'm just saying that it feels like a [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► weaponized version of the traditional [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► story like the regular thing is just [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► fine but this is tuned so precisely that [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► it becomes different in kind rather than [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► just different amount that's what it [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► feels like right at the weaponized Santa [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► is like precision targeted to press all [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► of the buttons of a child and that's [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► what makes me feel a little bit [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► uncomfortable as opposed to oh there's [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► this folk tale that we tell that happens [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► to be useful around the holidays but we [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► haven't liked refined it into this [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► precise thing I think that's what I feel [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► a little bit weird and uncomfortable [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► with that have I ever told you my story [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► about learning the truth of health [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► center [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► I don't think so tell me Brady so my [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► parents were always quite big on me [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► knowing the truth of life quite early [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► they treated me quite grown up so I was [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► told the shocking truth about Santa [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► Claus quite early and I was told the [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► same time as my poor sister was 18 [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► months younger say she had 18 months [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► less magic that may em and i was told i [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► was very specifically told not to tell [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► my other friends soon as they still [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► believe in santa ana was explained to me [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► that the utility of Santa my the others [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► must be allowed to believe right right [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► so sure enough the next day I went to [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► scott when you know what the first thing [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► I did was [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► right I code together over lads and said [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► guys I got some big days right [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► this is day one of investigative [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► journalists Brady the story is I've [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► break the story to like other boys in my [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► class in 15 of them but the problem was [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► the most popular boy in school like you [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► know the cock of the roost or whatever [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► you want to call him moving guy called [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► Simon he didn't believe me he was a big [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► Santa believer [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► so he told all the other boys in the [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► class guys Brady's talking rubbish [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► mm and I was basically ostracized for [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► the day I was a pariah right Simon had [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► decided Brady was telling miss truths [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► about Santa Claus so I was frozen out [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► obviously that not Simon went home and [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► told his parents and said look radiant [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► school has been said this stuff but he [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► obviously said his parents but don't [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► worry I've taken care of it and his [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► parents obviously felt sorry for me [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► so they secretly told Simon and Simon [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► look the brady was telling the truth and [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► so I'm and got the same talked that [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► night that you know the shocking truth [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► that was so funny the next day like at [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► recess [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► Simon like convened all the boys in the [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► class and we also have stood in a circle [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► and he was like guys I got some big year [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► Brady was telling the truth and I then [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► everyone believed Simon told them it [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► wasn't real so for de Santa like cost [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► matin but you know my social status but [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► then the next day I was like redeem [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► right but you got another source on the [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► record right that's what made it all the [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► more believable [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► I should have done that in the first [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► place i should have had two sources with [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► that was my mistake with better anyway I [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► learned from that what was your Santa [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► experience as a youngster I don't have a [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► particular memory of freaking out the [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► truth [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► what I do remember is that there was a [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► period of suspicion that I had as a [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► child I was like I'm not sure the center [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► stories holding together right and my [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► parents cleverly delayed it for maybe [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► one or two Christmases by modifying the [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► story slightly by saying oh yes [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► obviously some of the presents are from [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► us and some of them are from Santa and [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► whatever age I was I was like oh that [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► explains some of these inconsistency [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► edges got a longer that for a little [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► while longer but yeah i know some people [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► dramatic discovery of the terrible truth [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► about Santa I have no memory of when [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► this occurred or out the details [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► happened i don't remember it all when I [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► found out the truth I'd love paper to [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► put in the credit notes for this show [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► how they found out about Santa Claus I'd [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► be really interested find that out i was [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► a shock to me and my sister remember [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► that because it was done while [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► decorating the Christmas tree of all [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► times [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► my mom was decorating the Christmas tree [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► and called us in to tell us that kind of [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► had this like evil aspect to it there [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► was a few seconds of like stunned [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► silence and like processing the [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► information i think the first question [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► is when the president comes from of [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► course and that was explained and then [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► it was what about the Easter Bunny [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► weekend like said easter bunny died that [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► day too right we got the sad news for [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► you about him [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► yeah and then there was like this more [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► like desolation for like a minute or so [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► notice how the Tooth Fairy same all [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► these people just don't like came [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► crashing down at once he's a weird moral [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► dilemma about what to do with children [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► and Santa Claus like if I had human [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► children i'm not sure how I would handle [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► that situation with Santa because [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► obviously some people grow up and feel [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► super betrayed of physic ways that like [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► it as an adults they still kind of feel [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► quite strongly about and I could never [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► quite figure out is this a good thing [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► that we do as a society or is it not a [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► good thing that we do as society overall [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► is it a good lesson for children to [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► learn like oh the adult world not only [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► will it lie to you but they will be like [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► a vast conspiracy to keep the truth away [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► from you like in a way that you could [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► not possibly believe is a child like [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► maybe that's a good lesson for people to [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► learn i don't know like is that the [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► lesson Santa teaches us all I don't [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► think that's the lesson that people take [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► away from Santa I think they take away a [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► lesson of personal disappointment so I [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► have very mixed feelings on the cultural [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► institution of Santa as it relates to [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► children [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► what do you think Brady i love i love i [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► love Santa like i love christmas i love [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► that like the idea the decorations this [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► like idea of Santa I'm a little bit more [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► ambiguous about the enormous conspiracy [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► around santa is he related to children [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► are it'll just gives us it gives the [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► kids pleasure it gives us adults [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► pleasure as we wink at each other and [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► tell the [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► stories yeah sort of relate to something [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► you said earlier that which I find a [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► strange development incentive closet [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► you said how we bring kids to see Santa [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► and have him sit on Santa's lap and i [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► have noticed with the friends that I [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► have who have children who are in the [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► Santa age range that all of the mall [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► Santas the rule is now that you are not [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► allowed to sit on Santa's lap and so [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► they all have pictures of their child [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► sitting next to Santa Claus instead of [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► sitting on his lap shaking his head [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► yeah I assume that it's part of this [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► like bizarre paranoia that the UK has [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► over pedophiles like home mall Santa [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► right might be a dangerous situations [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► like I can't imagine a less dangerous [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► situation then the mall Santa but the [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► thing that bothers me about it is it's [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► like okay [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► the character of Santa Claus is someone [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► who loves kids right and so it's like [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► obviously he said the kid on on [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► someone's lap when you turn the [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► photograph into a child sitting next to [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► Santa now suddenly it looks really weird [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► right now suddenly looks like maybe [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► there's something going on with that [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► Santa right so it's like everything was [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► fine before and then in your weird [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► effort to be like oh we don't have to [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► worry about pedophiles like you make the [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► world looks like it's more dangerous [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► when children can't even sit on Santa's [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► lap so I have been annoyed by a series [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► of photos that i have seen like this [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► where the parents are saying oh you're [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► not allowed to have the child sit on [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► Santa's lap we have to sit the child [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► next to Santa and look like a pretty big [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► gap in between it's just weird it's [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► really weird and I don't like it and I [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► think it's one of these cases where the [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► world has gone super paranoid I great [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► and your grace child protection like is [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► a serious issue and there have been a [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► couple stories in the last few weeks in [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► the UK that have exacerbated the [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► situation not involving Santa Claus [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► sighs and who but i think the child [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► protection thing can go a little bit far [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► and you're right it suddenly makes it an [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► issue in like it ties the Santa with the [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► allegation [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► yeah exactly it totally does it's a case [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► of trying to make things better but like [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► you've made it worse [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► you make it said it looks so much more [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► suspicious [TS]

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00:49:49 ◼   ► still time if you act quickly so if [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► that's you if you're looking to get a [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► gift go to Harry's dot-com right now to [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► get a holiday shave set and enter the [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► code [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► eh I check out for five dollars off [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► that's Harry's dot-com code [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► eh I thanks to harry's for support [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► bring the show so I had a couple of [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► funny little stories and it's more [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► braggy than humble little so I'm gonna [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► brag a bit but there is also some [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► humbling in it I was trying to think [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► what cola and you naming system and I [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► think it's like a a humble brag brag [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► brag humble know what I don't know [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► there's a lot of components to be going [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► very German with the humble brag now [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► you're building up a unique word to have [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► the exact ratios of how much humble [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► versus how much Bragg's in the story [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► yeah okay so my sister who lives in [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► singapore was out the other day in for [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► her anniversary at dinner and her and [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► her husband got talking to a couple next [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► to them and they got talking about [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► mathematics one of the people next one [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► was really into mathematics and I think [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► my brother and northern said oh my [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► brother-in-law is a guy in England and [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► he makes videos about mathematics soon [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► and suddenly this guy looks at my sister [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► and says hey you Brady Haran sister she [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► was that [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► yeah and like he was so excited and then [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► all the family was called over and like [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► my sister had to pose for photos with [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► them and her anniversary didn't she had [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► to pose for photos with the guy sitting [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► at the table next to them because like [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► she was the sister of like someone who [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► makes numberphile videos [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► mhm so this was a funny story and as you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► know i enjoy any chance I have to lord [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► over my sister had she like hated that [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► say i've been i've been giving her a [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► hard time right that makes it 10 * [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► better right [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► exactly so not only do I feel like I'm [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► mr. big famous numberphile guy who makes [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► the videos even my sister has to let [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► post photos right like great somebody [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► else rubbed it in my sister's face [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► perfect example that was all well and [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► good and a couple of days later [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► remember that's this kelvin medal from [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► the institute of physics that the [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► symbols one we had the award ceremony [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► for that the other day who so we all [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► dressed up in in a penguin suits and [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► went to this award ceremony and it was [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► really good and again we were feeling [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► like the big superstars because we were [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► getting our prize and before the awards [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► ceremony starts I'm told by one of the [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► organizers I say those two young people [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► over there like young gifted physics [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► students and they're going to be [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► presenting your award because they're [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► presenting some awards kind of United's [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► like an initiative to get young talented [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► students [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► engage with professional physics and a [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► treat for them and it's a nice idea [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► isn't having school students present the [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► awards who and the guy says to me and I [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► think you know it's a bit of a daunting [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► experience with all these old physicist [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► around I think that get a real thrill [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► out of getting to like meet you and have [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► a chat with you because you know you're [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► like the YouTube star person with [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► celebrity yeah so I'm like of course I'd [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► be really happy to talk to them to be [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► really great what a great idea so I went [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► over and spoke to them and I was talking [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► to one of the guys and I'm like hi Brady [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► and it was explained to him that I was [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► getting an award he was like I was [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► really nice on that yeah make these [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► videos [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► we're getting this award for sixty [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► symbols and someone that's a deal to dr [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► to watch sixty symbols and he's like [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► blank never heard of it with it and I'm [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► like okay let's put me down a peg and [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► I'm like so I'm trying to make [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► conversation with this guy who doesn't [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► know me from Adam and I'm just another [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► boring old person to it so I said Mr do [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► you watch youtube videos like science [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► youtube videos these are here I really [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► love them mmm and I'm like oh tell me [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► some of the ones you watch and I was [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► hoping he'd like to say like numberphile [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► a periodic videos or something and I [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► could go yeah hey guess who I am [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► mm so he starts listing off the ones he [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► likes nothing I make gets a mention [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► I'll tell you that right now but the one [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► he mentions first that he absolutely [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► loves is veritasium I'll of veritasium [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► videos in my favor [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► so after what happened to my sister I'm [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► now forced to resort to Fame by [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► association and I'm like uh yeah I know [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► Derek like I hang around and then he's [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► like our i really like the source and [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► I'm looking haha I don't Michael too but [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► like he's so excited that I know Derek [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► em so I i send Derek text he's in [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► california and i say i'm a some awards [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► ceremony try to impress some kid who [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► doesn't know me [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► nobody like i try to i'm trying to [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► because if it had been my job to make [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► his night like I've been told he'd get [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► through from speaking to me and he [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► didn't give two hoots about me I feel [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► like you really just crossed told me [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► it's like okay this is sort of a funny [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► story about how someone doesn't know who [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► you are and there can be these really [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► weird awkward social situations where if [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► you make your living in a public way [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► and like someone introduces you in a way [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► where they expect someone to know who [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► you are [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► like I've been in some of the situations [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► and I hate it when someone introduces me [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► like as this person they expect someone [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► else to know as I can please never do [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► that is it no upside to it can be super [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► awkward so like I have so much sympathy [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► for you in this situation and the odds [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► are so small because like our audiences [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► I really so small when this game of [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► things the chances of someone knowing [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► it's a money [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► yeah it's this very interesting thing [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► with YouTube fame where it's like it can [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► be large but it's so narrow at the same [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► time it's not generalized Fame like [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► celebrity so yeah I go out of my way to [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► avoid those situations and so I like I'm [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► listening to the story i'm totally with [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► you home all on board except for now or [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► when you cross the line and he cute [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► that's it's a trick me like you're [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► talking to this guy I didn't do this in [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► front of the guy [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► mm you know cuz i would i text eric [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► occasionally we share fighting so we're [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► like you know this is something we would [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► do anyway [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► mm so I basically said I'm i'm at this [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► award ceremony and funny thing happened [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► the guy's a massive fan of yours and it [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► doesn't know me from Adam and I'm [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► supposed to be you know the star of the [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► night so then i say derek i told you at [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► the guys name and said can you do me a [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► favor and what a great guy Derek is that [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► what great guy he is [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► mhm he on the spot unlike a sidewalk in [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► California and sent me a video of a [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► personal message to this guy and I heels [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► they did it so well he made it really [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► like charming he said hey said the guys [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► name here at the award ceremony and I [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► hope you have a really great night and [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► then I'm glad you got to meet brady and [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► I'm glad you like protesting very classy [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► like you know 22nd message so then i [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► texted off to this guy and I my god did [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► that make is not he was so excited I [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► felt like about 1 foot tall but I still [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► deliver the goods and made his not [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► thanks to a good friend go from various [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► tablet so it started all very braggy and [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► by the end of it all I was pretty [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► humbled that is humbled in the proper [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► use of the term right feeling lower than [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► you are [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► as opposed to the way people seem to use [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► it when they have achieved massive [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► success and its really feel humbled when [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► I did receive my word i could I didn't [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► make space for anything that I could [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► have said I'm truly humbled tonight and [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► it would have been telling the truth I [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► will warn you in advance Brady just in [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► case you needed it but if you're ever in [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► a situation where someone knows who I am [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► but doesn't know who you [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► our don't expect me to send a charming [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► video message to the person so that you [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► can impress them [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► yeah do you think I'd ask i don't know i [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► don't know how much pressure you'd be [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► under to deliver the goods of making [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► sure that this person knows that no [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► person on the other hand if i have it [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► was slight Destin Destin probably make [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► them a 5-foot paper measured sculpture [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► or something if it was destined he'd be [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► landing in a helicopter in 20 minutes so [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► gray bi weekly weigh-in [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► hey dub wow this feels really out of the [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► blue [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► what makes you bring up the bi-weekly [TS]